Familiar Greentext

>Be Wizard
>Spend 4 hours attempting to learn Feeblemind
<Mate, I don’t think this is working
>Your personal Familiar sits cross-legged on the grass in front of you, drawing shapes in the dirt with her claw
I got this, it’s just the finger work I need to practice
<Pfft, couldn’t of said it better myself
>You attempt the spell again, pointing towards your Familiar
>She still sits there, resting her head on her hand
<… Nothing…
>How the fuck do they expect you to bend your fourth finger in that direction??
>You notice that it’s getting late, the setting sun gives the world around you a calming orange tint
>She lets out a cute little yawn
<Dude, you’ve got plenty of spells to pacify a bitch, what do you need this one for?
Well, you know how our cleric is a pacifist, right?
<Right.
Right, so, in theory, this spell should shut him up
<I… don’t think he’s that keen on purposely turning dudes retarded
No no no, I’m gonna to use it on him
<Oh, well, shit dude, be my guest
>You concentrate again, mouthing the incantation
>You attempt to cast Feeblemind again
>Your Familiar’s eyes go wide, mouth agape as her head rolls lazily of her hand
>Oh shit, you did it, you finally di-
>She quickly snorts before throwing back her head in laughter
<H-ho man, I’m just fuckin’ with you
>You slam your spellbook shut, fuck this
<We done?
>She jumps up to her feet, stretching her arms to the sky
<Can we grab something to eat on the way back?
Oh, like you need any more food, tubby
>She pouts
<Of course I do, how do you expect me to produce this much mana if you’re not gonna give me any of YOUR energy?
Because MY energy is what keeps me an all-powerful master of spells
<Yeah, “Master of Spells” really describes the last couple hours with you
>You pat her head
Alright, fine. You can pick a place when we get back to town, but nothing over ten gold
<Twenty
Twent- I’m sorry, who’s the master here?
<I dunno, you tell me, Master of Spells
Gods, I have so many regrets with you
<Don’t act like you don’t love me~
>You cast teleport on the both of you