FACADE STAGEPLAY
Mon Oct 25 23 55 25 2010

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!

GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!

JARED
FUCKERS

(JARED knocks on the front door.)

(JARED knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Jared!!

TRIP
Hey!  I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you!  It's been -- (interrupted)

JARED
wanna hear about god?

TRIP
Alright!

TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.

TRIP
Well come on in!

TRIP
Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

GRACE
Jared,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

JARED
Believe in great spagetti monster!

TRIP
Alright,    Jared,  that's it, you've got to leave.

TRIP
We invited you over, but this is just not working out.

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)