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  1. If Brandon invites you to a party give the details and I'll just show up if I'm not too busy
  2. There's potential for comedy here
  3. Dean
  4. Some real ha has
  5. I doubt ill get one butsure
  6. Luke
  7. U have to cus he went to yours
  8. He would fuck u over like that
  9. Wouldn't *
  10. Dean
  11. Yiz
  12. 05/12/2016 16:32Luke
  13. https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/15123432_640403486084830_6209782741096346434_o.jpg
  14. Dean
  15. I sent this meme about a year ago.to the ts
  16. I.had a breakdown
  17. Luke
  18. oh haha
  19. the college shares it every year I think
  20. they're that proud of it
  21. Dean
  22. Its actually the bottom of the well0
  23. 05/12/2016 18:27DeanLuke
  24. wheres the other 10
  25. :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  26. Luke
  27. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEjcjgZQazw
  28. 08/12/2016 00:26Luke
  29. on amazon: 180 pounds for new 500gb ps4 pretty nuts
  30. 08/12/2016 07:43Dean
  31. Really really good value
  32. I got rhe slim for 320 - wii u
  33. So 90
  34. 08/12/2016 16:26Luke
  35. didnt even realise nier automatica is coming to windows
  36. im dumb
  37. Dean
  38. Ehe ehe ehe
  39. Get a ps4 u dolt
  40. Bloodborne is goOD
  41. Luke
  42. I K N O W
  43. WEEWOO
  44. Dean
  45. Y O U N E E D T O P L A Y I T
  46. Oh
  47. Smiths does a 2ds for 120
  48. And sun and moo too
  49. Luke
  50. the fuck is a 2ds
  51. a ds that doesnt fold?
  52. Dean
  53. Its a cheaper 3ds ye
  54. Luke
  55. so its a ds that lost its portability
  56. Dean
  57. Kidproof or just cheaper if u dont wan a drop stupid money on a cuckds
  58. Its compac and handy. But i only want it for sun and moon
  59. Iwont be caight dead going out with that nerd shjt
  60. Luke
  61. im sure sun moon isnt worth
  62. getting a system
  63. Dean
  64. 120
  65. And some access to the smaller stuff
  66. Luke
  67. even if the characters are cute
  68. my sister completely forgot she left her 3ds with me
  69. Dean
  70. Thats gay
  71. Ur gay
  72. Luke
  73. ima gay boy with a 3ds
  74. Dean
  75. Gotta say
  76. Luke
  77. i think we can hewlkp each other out
  78. Dean
  79. Loligalore in that gameE
  80. Luke
  81. ps4 for bloodborne 3ds for sun moon
  82. im starting to work something out
  83. Dean
  84. Yeah worth it ill throw in bleach too
  85. Ill give you my ps4 once ive built my pc
  86. Luke
  87. ill throw in an adderal
  88. Dean
  89. Yum in mY BUM
  90. Fizzybum adderal
  91. Ok work now gogigkfkgkgjgj
  92. Luke
  93. they arnt capsules
  94. dont think they would woprk up there
  95. Dean
  96. Crush and puff
  97. Luke
  98. "China has just passed regulations on online games, in which there are specific parts on games with loot boxes. "
  99. Dean
  100. Ok nice news
  101. Luke
  102. all games companies must reveal the exact chances of getting items in random boxes
  103. Dean
  104. Marxism part 3
  105. Oh sHit
  106. Luke
  107. i think its vyer important
  108. Dean
  109. Overwatch chance =1100% for 3 sprays
  110. Luke
  111. haha yeah
  112. since dota is bug in chine we should be able to see
  113. the chances of getting "ultra rares"
  114. like the black invoker and stuff
  115. Dean
  116. All companies must release chance to win picking uo bounty runes
  117. Ugh
  118. Luke
  119. 95%
  120. Dean
  121. I dont want that innigger
  122. Heh
  123. 97 with an alch
  124. -100 with dea
  125. Luke
  126. are you able to borrow games from cex? Like hypothetically if I gave you a 3ds for the ps4 would you have to buy sun/moon?
  127. or just borrow it from the store so save muny$$
  128. 08/12/2016 21:26Dean
  129. I can borrow for 2 weeks and return it
  130. Thats the best i can do but it also has to be bought
  131. Luke
  132. Wait what am I missing here that's a contradictory statement? "I can borrow" "has to be bought"
  133. Dean
  134. I can borrow but unlike customers i can refund u
  135. It in full like a trade in
  136. Luke
  137. ah I see
  138. 08/12/2016 23:53Dean
  139. Merry christmas
  140. Luke
  141. oh heck yeah dude
  142. hehe I like his current pic who drew that
  143. Dean
  144. Him i thInK
  145. hehe xd
  146. Luke
  147. *giggles
  148. Dean
  149. oK sTOp
  150. Luke
  151. *burrows head into your bosom
  152. was watching lobos play some bloodborne ims ure that game is impossible
  153. the cleric beast was taking 0 damage
  154. Dean
  155. Yeah i love lobos
  156. Alot of his stuff was recommended to me in one big burst
  157. Lots of new channels gor reccomended to me
  158. Likethst jaiden animations girl. Thats all my front page it wtf
  159. Luke
  160. jsut realise since you fought bloodstarved beast that means you beat gascionage right?
  161. Dean
  162. Yes
  163. Luke
  164. dude ur fucking jacked
  165. that looks so hard
  166. Dean
  167. I was screaming by the time i bead hiM
  168. Not beat the beast yet
  169. It was like
  170. 50 attempts
  171. Luke
  172. the boy who uses trainers and didnt need them all along
  173. the new disney film
  174. Dean
  175. New pixar flom. I was wearing my jordans so i was using trainers
  176. Hehe
  177. 09/12/2016 14:02Dean
  178. JealOUZ WIMON?
  179. Luke
  180. all women bitterly jealous of a dying criminal . Nice crotch shot btw
  181. Dean
  182. Ft dogo at bottom
  183. Luke
  184. is there?
  185. DeanLuke
  186. I dont see a doggo there
  187. I see a
  188. G O O D B O I
  189. DeanLuke
  190. are white-face dogoz rare?
  191. dont see much
  192. Dean
  193. No
  194. Idk
  195. Hes a purebred collie so whatever that means
  196. Luke
  197. well theres zrero black on its face is what I meant
  198. usually a little black creeps its way on
  199. Dean
  200. He hates black
  201. Luke
  202. you trained him well then
  203. Dean
  204. I am black
  205. Luke
  206. Now I am black to googling python error messages
  207. xd! ahts thsi SHIT
  208. Dean
  209. Xd aths th ILFE
  210. Luke
  211. still got 10 hours till its due should be ok
  212. Dean
  213. Gogogogogogoogogo
  214. Luke
  215. its proba only like 3/4 hours work
  216. so its chill for now
  217. Dean
  218. You say that
  219. Ill see you 2 mins before the deadline
  220. Screeching
  221. Luke
  222. he he ho
  223. maybe
  224. everyone in my course where sharing the solutiuons
  225. but my cirlce of friends is rather smol
  226. ao I cant really ask strangeres for it
  227. rough situation
  228. Dean
  229. Imagine
  230. Talking to people xd
  231. Nah that was rude. I get it
  232. Luke
  233. https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283972_1364017343656657_9203693224050817294_n.jpg?oh=f1525754e24fc2aa68e0cdb1bb1d3723&oe=58B797CA
  234. Dean
  235. Yes haha good joke my boy
  236. 14/12/2016 13:49Dean
  237. Nigga is a furry / skinhead
  238. How does that work
  239. 16/12/2016 15:30DeanLuke
  240. el classico
  241. Dean
  242. Still gives a giggle
  243. 17/12/2016 16:46Luke
  244. Any word on this pint I just woke
  245. 17/12/2016 19:09Dean
  246. Bouncing to aarons now
  247. Luke
  248. really? Lukie was under the impression nothing was happening
  249. cus "andrew sucks at organising things"
  250. Dean
  251. Lmao idk
  252. I like to at least get some stuff done
  253. Its been too long
  254. Luke
  255. If you actually go over I might just cycle over in an hour or so
  256. Dean
  257. Im halfway there fam
  258. Luke
  259. ah so you've commited
  260. well I gotta eat din dins in like 35 mins
  261. Dean
  262. Dinbins
  263. Luke
  264. are ye dere m8
  265. DeanLuke
  266. Oh nigagaga
  267. Dean
  268. We plan to go to rogue one
  269. Maybe
  270. 18/12/2016 23:05Luke
  271. deano come bacjk
  272. 20/12/2016 22:58DeanDeanLuke23/12/2016 04:16Luke
  273. 14 seconds in nyanners laughs at my joke
  274. https://clips.twitch.tv/nyannersz/GoodQuailDogFace
  275. 23/12/2016 08:15Dean
  276. Thats
  277. Luke
  278. yes
  279. say iot
  280. Dean
  281. A pity sigh
  282. Shut the fuck up
  283. You
  284. N e r d o
  285. Luke
  286. nyanners will never read naything you write
  287. let alone laugh at it
  288. so
  289. back in your hole
  290. Dean
  291. Nigga ive had the classics giggle hARD
  292. Luke
  293. o
  294. Dean
  295. Give me kittyplays. Ritz. Hafu
  296. Luke
  297. the only onw iv heard of is hafu and shes a mess
  298. cires on stream for donations
  299. Dean
  300. I was a PIVOTAL community in ritzplays community when he was kingdomhearts speedruns
  301. You fucking
  302. Before he was seananners meme
  303. Ive had meme conversations on spazkids picarto
  304. Luke
  305. i googled him and the first thijg that comes up is hom "coming out" on youytube
  306. Dean
  307. You fucking
  308. Nigga i may as well be famous
  309. Luke
  310. I had the brain behind nuclear throne like my fan art
  311. Dean
  312. I make em as g a y a s c a n be
  313. Luke
  314. my net worth
  315. is 37 mllion dollars
  316. didnt want to drop that
  317. but I need you to understand
  318. you're nothing
  319. Dean
  320. I dont think youre seeing the point
  321. Look at me
  322. And my
  323. Luke
  324. yes
  325. Dean
  326. TWITCH STREAM
  327. BoooofdddddAYYYYYYY
  328. Luke
  329. well
  330. making the girl of my dreams giggle made me happy
  331. you should be happy for me
  332. have it saved as an mp4 for a rainy day you hear me
  333. Dean
  334. Nigga
  335. A basic otaku memer on twitch
  336. Luke
  337. ?
  338. Dean
  339. Im only gonna say this bc i carw about you
  340. But shes not there for you
  341. Luke
  342. nigga claims to be at a high level and cant recognise basic irony
  343. I R O N E E
  344. Dean
  345. Shes there fornyour R E V E N U R
  346. E
  347. I R O K N E E
  348. Luke
  349. D ON T
  350. M I S P E L L
  351. W H I L E S P A C I N G
  352. tbh I thought about donating 100 bucks
  353. 1000* I mean
  354. cus shed be my friend then
  355. even if its out of guilt
  356. Dean
  357. No luke please
  358. I care about you
  359. Luke
  360. too late
  361. Dean
  362. DoDONY DOOOONT
  363. Luke
  364. haha
  365. Dean
  366. Dont MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TWITCH CONSUMERISM
  367. Luke
  368. she totally would skype me to say thanks you know
  369. it wouldnt just be throwing money away liek a normal donation
  370. Dean
  371. And then what
  372. You get marriesld and happy days
  373. Luke
  374. well shed have to dumb her bf first
  375. whoes a lot better looking than me
  376. Dean
  377. Ntr twitch stream
  378. See it now
  379. Maybe if you make that joke shell dump him then and there
  380. Luke
  381. cus shes new to twitch she went nuts over getting a 500 viewer host
  382. ez to please atm
  383. Dean
  384. You will alwaus be the cuckee
  385. Luke
  386. no
  387. stop
  388. Dean
  389. Never the cucker
  390. Gotem
  391. Luke
  392. you doi know that
  393. something could happen to harden me up
  394. Dean
  395. Where are your A L P H A G E N E S
  396. Luke
  397. in my left hand fingertips for S C R O T A 2
  398. Dean
  399. You think scrota 2 will be what makes her fall
  400. Nigga i could literally lure her with my RETARD BODAYYYYYYÝYÝYYYYYY
  401. Nigga
  402. I stepped in a gym a few times
  403. Im practically alpha
  404. Luke
  405. giving up isnt alpha
  406. and you ave it up for a wagecuck job
  407. what are you even spending your wage on
  408. you saving it or what
  409. Dean
  410. Being a busyboy broadening her horizons isnt
  411. I am more social than ever
  412. Nigga
  413. I had some.curvy bitch giving me the eyes and hands all day yesterday
  414. Whatever that means
  415. Luke
  416. should of called her a curvy bitch to seal teh deakl
  417. they cant resist that
  418. Dean
  419. When i was bringing her over to a shelf i.heard a few whispers
  420. Luke
  421. "jsut put it on your pocket and run"
  422. Dean
  423. "No worries jane. Hes taking me over here. Hopefuklynlater too"
  424. I WAS PRACTICALLY IN THE PUSS
  425. Luke
  426. woah
  427. we got a married man here
  428. you saved 1000 bucks by not having to donate to interact with astreamer
  429. Dean
  430. Yeah
  431. Maybe ill donate 1001
  432. And win
  433. Luke
  434. does that mean you're saving your paycheques
  435. Dean
  436. I am wearing a fuckig cardigan
  437. Women
  438. LOVE IT
  439. Luke
  440. looks nice tbh
  441. Dean
  442. Im ga y?
  443. Luke
  444. does that make your dick wet? if so ur gay
  445. u R O C hard?
  446. Dean
  447. Weht
  448. R 0 C
  449. Luke
  450. what is my camera stretching shit
  451. im so mad
  452. like I made teh most of it there but what if I want to take a serious photo
  453. might buy a figure its been a years since my last
  454. http://myfigurecollection.net/item/236248#tab/official/date/1/1
  455. DeanLukeDean
  456. I wanna buy a shinobou one
  457. Oh FUHK
  458. Luke
  459. theres a good one of her ina summer dress
  460. shinobu i mean
  461. Dean
  462. Can u say
  463. H o t g l o o
  464. Lmao
  465. He know it tru
  466. Dean
  467. Listen to The Pain by datfootdive #np on #SoundCloud
  468. https://soundcloud.com/datfootdive/the-pain
  469. I have sedatephobia so this helps me not succumb to literally crippling depression trips
  470. There you go
  471. Personal information
  472. Luke
  473. good thing you have adog then those things never shut teh fuck up
  474. Dean
  475. Kyle never barks
  476. Luke
  477. thats a good boy
  478. Dean
  479. He just sits at my foot abd sleps
  480. Useles fUCK
  481. Luke
  482. can get that Kiryuuin Satsuki figure for 130 euro total right now
  483. double anything iv ever spent on a figure
  484. Dean
  485. 3d hang me
  486. 23/12/2016 11:09Luke
  487. didnt know doom was 80 gb..
  488. 24/12/2016 00:50Luke
  489. stop blue ballsing with goss
  490. 26/12/2016 01:56Luke
  491. me me
  492. 27/12/2016 15:12Luke30/12/2016 15:26Luke
  493. Would you fuck my thighs if you though I was a girl
  494. You're gay for even thinking about answering btw
  495. Dean
  496. I want you to hang yourself
  497. Luke
  498. Sorry couldn't go tighter it's not possible
  499. Dean
  500. Nigga dressing like a girl is my thing ok stop
  501. Luke
  502. Well that room is as tidy as a girls
  503. Dean
  504. Just pulled an entire shelf down
  505. Luke
  506. not very lady like
  507. nigga I thought all mobile games were trash but I got addicted to 1
  508. Dean
  509. You scored 1 point playing basketball.
  510. Luke
  511. and I got a 100 euro unit in a chest so I feel like I have to play more to justify getting lucky
  512. hahahahaha 1 point
  513. Dean
  514. Hahahahahahah
  515. Luke
  516. very clever, I mean an actialy game tho
  517. Dean
  518. Whot game
  519. Luke
  520. Metal Slug Attack
  521. metal slug art is amazing
  522. Dean
  523. Ah thats the meme game ok
  524. Luke
  525. its great I recommend it
  526. Dean
  527. Green goblin is dead
  528. Long live dean
  529. Luke
  530. 100 euro unit xd
  531. Dean
  532. INSTALLED
  533. Luke
  534. theres still some cuties you get for free though
  535. Dean
  536. Cuties more like sinkholes for money
  537. Luke
  538. She's free
  539. Dean
  540. Most women are
  541. Luke
  542. not ones that c u t e
  543. Dean
  544. Shes a lesbian
  545. Luke
  546. that cannon?
  547. Dean
  548. Look at that hAIR and tell me shes not
  549. Luke
  550. https://media.giphy.com/media/FzK6kkeeqPeRG/giphy.gif
  551. how can any human reach this level of pixel art
  552. and that shit is liek 14 years old
  553. howd they do it fam
  554. Dean
  555. That is MONTHS of work
  556. You made me
  557. Luke
  558. thats the wrong game
  559. lel
  560. thats the predecessor
  561. stop the download and get Metal Slug attack!
  562. 31/12/2016 17:36Luke
  563. started granblue fantasy too since its the biggest thing in japan and all
  564. seems good
  565. Dean
  566. What about siging game the anime girls
  567. Luke
  568. love live?
  569. managing a teenage idol group looks fun, but the gameplay is really simple rhythm tapping
  570. 3 January 12:27Dean
  571. Get suavėd my dude
  572. 3 January 14:04Luke
  573. reality has caught me
  574. tests begin tomorrow
  575. Dean
  576. Glhf
  577. Luke
  578. nonono
  579. Dean
  580. GlHACEFucn
  581. Ill enjoy my holiday in the corralejo markets my dude
  582. Luke
  583. oh sweet didnt know you were gone
  584. cold as heck here so good timing
  585. Dean
  586. Merry heckmas
  587. Luke
  588. Bed-e-boyz
  589. Dean
  590. On the prowL FOR PUZZ
  591. Luke
  592. who the heck dat
  593. Dean
  594. BadBOYZ 5
  595. Cuz my duds
  596. Luke
  597. ur one of those people huh
  598. that holidays with their extended family
  599. Dean
  600. Only me and 2 ofthe boys
  601. Full house for a nice meme
  602. Luke
  603. are there adults?
  604. Dean
  605. Eh
  606. I AM
  607. And ADULT
  608. Luke
  609. rood
  610. 3 January 17:09Dean
  611. Thats you
  612. A rack of cock
  613. :^))
  614. Luke
  615. stop adding to the dean is a faggot drama
  616. Dean
  617. D r a m a
  618. I have autism stop
  619. Luke
  620. everyone thinks ur gay u have to get gf to prove them wrong
  621. Dean
  622. This was k
  623. On my.phone
  624. Am.i liberated
  625. Luke
  626. aaron told me she went to kiss you on the cheek and you turned your head
  627. so no ur just a rapist
  628. Dean
  629. Yeah i raped her
  630. Straight as can be
  631. Luke
  632. hmm
  633. Dean
  634. Dont hmm me
  635. Luke
  636. i accept you even uf yer a cock craving fiend
  637. Dean
  638. StOP
  639. Luke
  640. ? im being supportive?
  641. Dean
  642. ?c y b e r b u l l y?
  643. It was something I said while I was drunk.luke.idk what the fuck i am
  644. Depressed is one
  645. Luke
  646. are u me? xd
  647. Dean
  648. Are u dead xd!
  649. Luke
  650. kyle got a ps4 for bloodborne he caved
  651. Dean
  652. I saw
  653. Tell him congrats
  654. And to start smoking bc he needs something to RUIN HIS LIFE
  655. Dean
  656. Stop
  657. 4 January 13:25Luke
  658. literally got teh best unit in teh entire game from an rng crate
  659. like 0.06% chance or soemthing
  660. Dean
  661. Fuck off
  662. Luke
  663. cute hitler
  664. Dean
  665. Nazi anime
  666. Luke
  667. the most insane luck of my life wasted ona free mobile game
  668. its less likely to get her than a knife in csgo fucking rip
  669. Dean
  670. Literally find a rope
  671. Im here ur der
  672. Im.on top my boY
  673. Luke
  674. i had to cycle in today and got wet and cold
  675. pretty jelly
  676. Dean
  677. Im warm and wet
  678. Cocktails and seaside down the street
  679. Luke
  680. i bet they never check for ID in those shit skin countries
  681. they're jsut desperate for business
  682. Dean
  683. Well theres alot of people everywherw
  684. All the pubs are fULL
  685. But yes
  686. Ive shaved and im a midget and im never id'd
  687. Cigarettes are dirt cheap
  688. 200 for 30 euro which is the cheapest way to end my life ive ever found
  689. Luke
  690. im going out for free
  691. Dean
  692. Jumps arent reliable
  693. 4 January 18:53DeanLuke
  694. id be so embarrassed going in
  695. give it a go tho
  696. lel
  697. Dean
  698. I have protection
  699. Luke
  700. popo
  701. 5 January 17:19Dean
  702. Henlo stinky luke
  703. Luke
  704. henlo
  705. Dean
  706. I slid off a half pipe last night
  707. I see you gave my post a like
  708. My thanks
  709. Luke
  710. you'd do the same for me
  711. but
  712. fuse box is fucked no internet, could go on fire any second cus theres no circuit breaker, no extinguisher in the house so I might die tonight!
  713. Dean
  714. Jump into it and die
  715. Fun ha
  716. Hey
  717. more importantly
  718. Heres a pic of me drunk
  719. Luke
  720. uh oh
  721. better be getting alap dance
  722. Dean
  723. Im face down on a beach at 4am
  724. Beached whale spotting
  725. Luke
  726. looks like big foot footage
  727. DeanLuke
  728. the most desirable man in the canaries
  729. or where ever the heck u are
  730. Dean
  731. My cuz
  732. My.boy
  733. Dean
  734. Yeah wishn nwer
  735. Luke
  736. when u home
  737. Dean
  738. Tuesday
  739. Luke
  740. wow long one
  741. Dean
  742. Well monday nighy
  743. Fuerteventura
  744. My dude
  745. Im buying womens clothes essentially here
  746. Luke
  747. are you jsut sitting in ur appartment at 6
  748. Dean
  749. No and yes
  750. Its spanish ground
  751. And jan 5th
  752. So crimbo essentially
  753. Everythings closed tonight
  754. Luke
  755. ah I see
  756. 6 January 03:23Luke
  757. ur snapchat story gave me the cancer
  758. 6 January 10:38Dean
  759. Die u retard
  760. 6 January 14:09Dean
  761. Be offended you fag
  762. 6 January 15:10Luke
  763. !?
  764. stop covering your face
  765. Dean6 January 16:22Dean
  766. F off you goat
  767. LukeDeanLuke
  768. 2 hander
  769. DeanLukeDean
  770. Do u HAVE AORTS
  771. Luke
  772. wat
  773. 6 January 19:30DeanLuke
  774. delet hose pls
  775. Dean
  776. Delet me
  777. 8 January 22:26Luke
  778. PARTY MEMER GETU DESU!!!
  779. Dean
  780. You need help
  781. Luke
  782. Granblue Fantasy m8, most popular game in the land of the rising sun 12 million players, all of them cool hip young adults
  783. Dean
  784. You are not a cool hip young adult
  785. Luke
  786. ?!?!
  787. Dean
  788. You are a semi grown man looking at drawn figures
  789. Luke
  790. explain this^
  791. Dean
  792. The rope is half price in b&q. Get it while its hot
  793. Kool kids go kool bars hun
  794. Irish pub on spanish land. we tAKIG OVER
  795. A cute girl winked at me. Do i tell her her dress is nice or her eyelashes are fab
  796. Luke
  797. looks busy
  798. Dean
  799. Gay response now please
  800. Luke
  801. id not risk the embarrassment
  802. playit cooooooool
  803. Dean
  804. Ill compliment her gorgeous hair
  805. Shes looking fleek girl
  806. Im real.good at smooth talk
  807. Luke
  808. hmm
  809. Dean
  810. I have genuine cancer kilp me
  811. Hey luke how are u
  812. Luke
  813. sad mostly
  814. nothin new amirite
  815. Dean
  816. Hey
  817. Cheer up dog
  818. We have shuggar soon
  819. Luke
  820. yeh after the exams that I have no motivation for feels bad
  821. Dean
  822. Inam supposed tonhave 2 reports for tomorriw
  823. Im coming home tueaday morning
  824. Or monday night really
  825. FeelsnadfoRME
  826. Luke
  827. at least it doesnt go on your degree sir
  828. Dean
  829. Go luke u can do it
  830. Luke
  831. its tomorrow
  832. Dean
  833. It would help if i was a qt girlo
  834. Luke
  835. not sure
  836. Dean
  837. Lmao fuck that better off dyin
  838. Study my dude
  839. 11 January 01:55Luke
  840. the fuck are you wearing in these hannah pics
  841. get your life together
  842. Dean
  843. Like can you accept its my way of saying im going to end my life
  844. Luke
  845. dont ill yourself ina womans cardigan
  846. Dean
  847. Itsna DESIGNER CARDIGAN FROM BHERSHKA
  848. Ill havE YOU KNOW MY JEANS ARE FROM H&M YOUNFUCKDHDH
  849. Luke
  850. i didnt say it wasnt designer I said tis from teh womans section of that store
  851. Dean
  852. Non
  853. Is fromnreal mans part
  854. Luke
  855. found it on teh website, it son sale for 22 nice la
  856. Dean
  857. Haha. I got it in spain for a pretty penny of 20
  858. Luke
  859. oh brand new huh
  860. Dean
  861. Hahanhoho
  862. Im going back to my suicidal tendencies roots
  863. Luke
  864. got the worst test ever tomorrow, will decide my lifespan
  865. Dean
  866. Im off to dit too tomorrow
  867. Kevins street at 9 lmAO
  868. Luke
  869. shit in not there till 4
  870. Dean
  871. What
  872. Good look in that test holy fuck you dyslexxkixk fuck
  873. Luke
  874. typing fast cus im nervous cus I havnt started the stdy
  875. and went to 0 lectures
  876. Dean
  877. Younare FUCKED
  878. Luke
  879. got 97.5% in the CA though due to luck
  880. if I study all night ill have achance
  881. Dean
  882. LMAO
  883. Good lick
  884. Eres the ADDEROL
  885. Luke
  886. it doesnt give motivation so
  887. pointless
  888. my friend popped an antidepressant in front me me yesterday
  889. had them in his picket rofl
  890. pocket*
  891. Dean
  892. Ive been on them.once
  893. They make you more fucken depressed rofl
  894. Luke
  895. yeah i wouldnt bother unless i could get super heavy duty shit
  896. theres no chance you'll be near kstreet at 6 no?
  897. to get some nice kababs
  898. Dean
  899. Sadly NO
  900. Luke
  901. oh well
  902. Dean
  903. KEBAPPI CON ISIS
  904. Luke
  905. yeah unfortuneteyl we give 7 euro which goes towards funding isis
  906. but there 10/10
  907. i forget the name of the place tho
  908. oh, Zaytoon
  909. maybe we can get zaytoon before meshuggah
  910. Dean
  911. ZayISIS
  912. Goodnidea my friend
  913. Or after
  914. Luke
  915. zaytoon wouldnt be open cus tis a restaurant
  916. but we could go someplace else ye
  917. Dean
  918. Tis an isis shelter
  919. Luke
  920. i have an exam the same day so I might not go home meaning id eat before
  921. we'll work siomething out
  922. Dean
  923. Laymao we will find out
  924. Luke
  925. luh moway
  926. Dean
  927. Lie MAORI
  928. Luke
  929. gonna try to study i think uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  930. Dean
  931. Guguuu good luck havefun
  932. Have snapchat 4 u
  933. Luke
  934. ty
  935. Dean
  936. Yw
  937. Luke
  938. yeah saw that one in your snap story
  939. thought you cut a hole in t for a second
  940. scared me
  941. Dean
  942. Yeah i should cut a hole
  943. On the tiddy
  944. Luke
  945. ha he ho
  946. Luke
  947. dunno how you sent that without laughing
  948. i had to retake my snap 3 times from laughing
  949. Dean
  950. I am in convulsiona luke
  951. I cant breathe
  952. Dean
  953. Say helo to my frien
  954. Muhweize semon
  955. Luke
  956. sorry for the last scary snap
  957. cried with laughter tho
  958. Dean
  959. Im wheeAzing
  960. Luke
  961. Who the heck
  962. just went over to my figure table to try and face swap witha figure
  963. Dean
  964. I tried
  965. Luke
  966. looks like my mom tried to clean them and snapped off the arm of an 80 euro figure
  967. Dean
  968. Didnt work
  969. Uh oh
  970. Luke
  971. and didnt tell me
  972. Dean
  973. Looks like she tried to clean the hotglue
  974. But it was too solid
  975. Thats devastating
  976. Luke
  977. yeah im pretty depressed now
  978. even more so
  979. Dean
  980. Hey
  981. Think of dehawei simon
  982. Luke
  983. get that away from me
  984. Dean
  985. Im so fucki g happy you can do this
  986. Which fig
  987. Send piCX
  988. LukeDean
  989. Damn ot the one with the crotchless pantyhose
  990. Thats so fucked
  991. Luke
  992. anything but the crotchless leggings one
  993. my far the most expensive one I won sadly
  994. Dean
  995. Fuck your life
  996. Luke
  997. suppose its possible the arm snapped under the weight of teh sword
  998. but Iv never heard of that hapening to anyone
  999. i wont autistically scream and my mother in case she didnt do it
  1000. Dean
  1001. Accidents happen
  1002. Even then
  1003. What would happen with an early 20s student screaming at his mom for breaking his cartoon figure arm accomplishm
  1004. Luke
  1005. iwouldnt mind if she told me, looks liek she knocked it over and tried to cover it up
  1006. thats the part that urks me
  1007. oh well ill go easy on her tomorrow
  1008. Dean
  1009. Hey
  1010. Its a cheap fig in the grand scale
  1011. Luke
  1012. nigga true I should buy more
  1013. Dean
  1014. Im getting a glass cabinet
  1015. Luke
  1016. https://youtu.be/_b9wVNv7xjs?t=18m43s
  1017. thats the dream
  1018. watch that for a few mins until you see his glass cabinet
  1019. Dean
  1020. Nice
  1021. Really want a big cybe one
  1022. Luke
  1023. yeah wonder how much that cost him
  1024. ikea winter sale
  1025. Dean
  1026. Ikea is cheap enough
  1027. Luke
  1028. looks like 50 euro fora medium sized one
  1029. wouldnt mind a huge one tho
  1030. Dean
  1031. Heyyyyyyy thats pretty
  1032. Inwont finish that meme
  1033. Luke
  1034. actually its 5.3"
  1035. so your height
  1036. lol 🙂
  1037. 11 January 09:25Dean
  1038. :))())((()((
  1039. Luke
  1040. looks exactlu like the borderlands inventory creen int eh reflection
  1041. Dean
  1042. Luhmao is ur COLLIAGE U DOLT
  1043. Luke
  1044. the phone refoection
  1045. in the glass
  1046. Dean
  1047. I get it but still
  1048. Wy
  1049. Come sTUDY
  1050. Luke
  1051. y u there
  1052. Dean
  1053. Learnig mew stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1054. 11 January 10:50Dean
  1055. Heckin when is your exam
  1056. Luke
  1057. 4-6
  1058. worst exam ever this is gonna be unreal
  1059. Dean
  1060. Your college is a mess my dude
  1061. Luke
  1062. the lecture halls are nicer than that as you hit the highest 2 floors
  1063. but yeah those old ones are dpressing
  1064. if you go to dit you wont be in kstreet
  1065. Dean
  1066. Literally cancrę
  1067. Luke
  1068. you'll be put in the brand new campus
  1069. that they just finished building
  1070. Dean
  1071. I know lmao yung boy gotmfucked
  1072. Luke
  1073. depends on whether you dont mind travelliung further for a nicer capus
  1074. Dean
  1075. Dependa on if you a killa yourselfa
  1076. Hey dats u
  1077. Luke
  1078. wowzers
  1079. ask if they know the infamous DIT shoter (tjhats meo)
  1080. Dean
  1081. Dit phamtom.shoterier
  1082. Luke
  1083. whose giving the lec
  1084. Dean
  1085. Right now a weird accent lady
  1086. Before was a fat grey haired guy
  1087. Luke
  1088. was he funny
  1089. Dean
  1090. Not really
  1091. Luke
  1092. oh him haha
  1093. Dean
  1094. Uh oh
  1095. Luke
  1096. you'll have him for law in 3rd year
  1097. Dean
  1098. Lore?
  1099. Ewwwww
  1100. Luke
  1101. forced to do law its nuts
  1102. Dean
  1103. I am the Law
  1104. All the other kids
  1105. Luke
  1106. slept through one of his tests
  1107. and got away with it
  1108. Dean
  1109. With the pumped up kicks
  1110. Better run better run
  1111. Fasteraatha MY BULLET
  1112. Luke
  1113. stop ur gonna laugh and embarras yourself
  1114. Dean
  1115. That just .made me audibly scoff
  1116. Ty
  1117. Luke
  1118. thats on you
  1119. sending that shit
  1120. look at those pictures for heavens sake, unacceptable
  1121. Dean
  1122. Absolutely genipus
  1123. Luke
  1124. slevs mom just tagged him in a post and im laughing hard
  1125. oh my
  1126. https://www.facebook.com/shiv.slev/posts/703979939779311
  1127. does that link work
  1128. Dean
  1129. Im choking
  1130. Luke
  1131. caught me off guard
  1132. Dean
  1133. Stop i cant holdit in
  1134. Luke
  1135. o no
  1136. Dean
  1137. I guffawd
  1138. Luke
  1139. u have to stop
  1140. Dean
  1141. No u
  1142. Luke
  1143. ok
  1144. DeanLuke
  1145. guess im back to sstudying ahhhhhh
  1146. DeanLuke
  1147. o no
  1148. save that for a rainy day
  1149. Dean
  1150. I am cluckiny like a chickky
  1151. Ohnues
  1152. Oh yes
  1153. Dean
  1154. Helonstinky liazt
  1155. Luke
  1156. im gon get 10% xd
  1157. iv never heard of this shit in my life and I have to be an expert on it in 3 hours
  1158. Dean
  1159. I can enjoy this dit hing
  1160. Luke
  1161. is that boojum?
  1162. Dean
  1163. Aye
  1164. Luke
  1165. iv only gotton burritos from there
  1166. stoped cus they are too much get subways instead
  1167. Dean
  1168. 3 soft tacos
  1169. 6 euros
  1170. Am happy
  1171. Luke
  1172. das good
  1173. Dean
  1174. Really good
  1175. 11 January 14:20Luke
  1176. judgement in less than 2 hours
  1177. its gon e nutty
  1178. Dean
  1179. Hey u can do it
  1180. Go friend. Pass that exam
  1181. Luke
  1182. yeah dunno about that
  1183. iv alreayd passed the module but geting a good mark isnt possible
  1184. Dean
  1185. Come on bud. I was in the college. My good vibes are floating around
  1186. I believe youre not that dumb. You got it
  1187. Luke
  1188. dont think tis related to intelligence I jsut havnt covered everything
  1189. lel
  1190. Dean
  1191. Lmao im.the king of wingin
  1192. Luke
  1193. just said in a nutsack instead of ina nutshell when doing an answer in my head
  1194. applying for mcdonalds job
  1195. Dean
  1196. No apply for fucking janitor position in micky dicks
  1197. Luke
  1198. racist fucks inly hire people with downs
  1199. Dean
  1200. I have downs
  1201. Luke
  1202. id like a cute petite neo nazi gf tbh
  1203. Dean
  1204. Ok i gotta agree
  1205. That you
  1206. Have more downs
  1207. Luke
  1208. ty
  1209. id basically lower her level of rasicm so she wouldnt do it in public
  1210. Dean
  1211. Theyre the guys i was with abroad
  1212. 15 January 20:04Dean16 January 02:01Luke
  1213. well i actually dont have an exam on the day of teh concert because the exam is 1 day earlier than I thought gg
  1214. Dean
  1215. Gg es
  1216. 16 January 06:15Luke
  1217. http://is2.4chan.org/a/1484534656254.jpg
  1218. 18 January 08:21Luke
  1219. r u ready freddy
  1220. Dean
  1221. Yeh boy j m friggin rn redo
  1222. Luke
  1223. ruh roh raggy
  1224. Dean
  1225. Not goin to.friggin college bc b im so ready for.friggin shurar
  1226. Luke
  1227. wowee
  1228. Luke
  1229. https://twitter.com/NiallerDefiler/status/821609809216729088
  1230. Luke
  1231. noteice anything WOKE about me
  1232. 18 January 13:33Dean
  1233. i notice u a nig
  1234. lmaoOoOO XZLKSMME
  1235. 18 January 15:13Dean
  1236. Wher viy
  1237. WhereBOY
  1238. Luke
  1239. Asleep boy
  1240. Dean
  1241. You need to fix urself ty
  1242. Dean
  1243. Hey u
  1244. Get on ts ty
  1245. DeanLuke
  1246. I'll be in ts in Like 4 mins
  1247. Dean
  1248. Oki stop fapn ty
  1249. Luke
  1250. Fast fap
  1251. Dean
  1252. Mega fast
  1253. Luke
  1254. i on
  1255. Luke
  1256. `dont forget ticket id etc lol
  1257. Dean
  1258. Lmao
  1259. 18 January 23:44Luke
  1260. Kebebyboy
  1261. Dean
  1262. You fat koont
  1263. Luke
  1264. WHAT SPEAK UP SONNY
  1265. 19 January 09:00Dean
  1266. BAGUETTË CÓŃ ŘÓÁĐ
  1267. 19 January 10:55Dean
  1268. He lp
  1269. 22 January 05:34Luke
  1270. henlo st inky
  1271. 22 January 07:34Luke
  1272. I cannot stop listening to this im HITTING THAT YEET this song is amazing
  1273. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKGOj4krgT0
  1274. Dean24 January 06:30Dean
  1275. I
  1276. Made
  1277. Mistakes
  1278. I just threw up b alllllll over my bathrooom
  1279. 24 January 17:55Luke
  1280. Yucka pucka
  1281. Dean
  1282. Helo luke
  1283. Luke
  1284. helo 🙂
  1285. Dean
  1286. I am a happy bop
  1287. Luke
  1288. suck a dude off?
  1289. r o f l
  1290. Dean
  1291. I have some horrible news
  1292. Luke
  1293. o n o
  1294. 26 January 01:14Dean
  1295. Nu f9ne hu dis
  1296. Luke
  1297. its me
  1298. https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15969839_1229480430461370_1076415725_n.jpg?oh=375239460f2399ab7a26cb8e67c914b8&oe=588B9882
  1299. Dean
  1300. Zhtolen meme
  1301. Luke
  1302. yeah stolen from me
  1303. Dean
  1304. Beepis
  1305. My name
  1306. A
  1307. Heff
  1308. My name a HEYSGF
  1309. Luke
  1310. m n jef
  1311. Dean
  1312. Help me
  1313. Luke
  1314. u seem fine
  1315. Dean
  1316. Im g
  1317. 27 January 05:11DeanDean27 January 06:39Dean30 January 01:09Dean
  1318. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-oNgqL35w
  1319. Luke
  1320. feelsbad
  1321. 31 January 08:31Luke
  1322. thai food is unbeleivably delish
  1323. Dean
  1324. Idk man
  1325. Fishy foods are meh
  1326. Luke
  1327. we got 3 mains
  1328. 1 of them had prawns
  1329. which are dank as heck
  1330. Dean
  1331. Ew
  1332. Tbh
  1333. Luke
  1334. man we'll get some camile thai together someday
  1335. you wont beleive it
  1336. its hella expensive but the highest quality shit
  1337. Dean
  1338. Oki
  1339. Ill go with you
  1340. Im never the biggest fish fan tbh
  1341. Probably self explanitory
  1342. Luke
  1343. you order it aint gotta go nowhere
  1344. and theres 100 non fish things on teh menu
  1345. Dean
  1346. Get off me you friggin fiSHY BOP
  1347. Im more than happy to go to camille any time this week ot weekend
  1348. Luke
  1349. well hf i wont be there
  1350. Dean
  1351. Oh..
  1352. Luke
  1353. 💅 hey its me cosmo
  1354. Dean
  1355. 👱🏻👉🏿👉🏿🙎🏼 he y it me cosmi
  1356. Luke
  1357. greetings it is I, cosmopolitan 🙋
  1358. Dean
  1359. Henl it me comidango💋
  1360. Luke
  1361. is filthy frank a lefty?
  1362. im listing to pink season and the songs are super anti right
  1363. Dean
  1364. Idek
  1365. Hess a middleground of edgy humor taste and heavy / intelligent satirical impression alt right views
  1366. Which is funny. He really makes you think
  1367. 31 January 10:51Dean
  1368. Hey ddnt inore me
  1369. Luke
  1370. heelo
  1371. Dean
  1372. Stplgs
  1373. Luke
  1374. me mes
  1375. Dean
  1376. Me nay hef
  1377. LukeDean
  1378. I now know i hate web authoring
  1379. Ive been looking at css stylesheets and stuff all morninh
  1380. Who tf needs a good looking website just givemn me texy
  1381. Luke
  1382. Yeah everyone uses bootstrap so
  1383. its still nice knwoing how to edit your generated bootstrap css but yeah it aint too integral
  1384. Dean
  1385. I think you arw fuxking gay ha
  1386. Dean
  1387. Hey you
  1388. When do you want to go to camille
  1389. Luke
  1390. is this a new meme
  1391. Dean
  1392. Yes it is
  1393. W o r k
  1394. 31 January 23:01Luke
  1395. Me me Jeff
  1396. 1 February 01:00Dean
  1397. me mo jef
  1398. 4 February 12:38Luke
  1399. Drank
  1400. Dean
  1401. pool full of liquor
  1402. and we dean in
  1403. Luke
  1404. Who'd you hit that drank with yestwrday
  1405. Dean
  1406. my girlo's katie the one im always talking about but i wont mention why
  1407. Luke
  1408. Noice
  1409. Dean
  1410. I was a little drunk
  1411. I ran home, full tily
  1412. t
  1413. Luke
  1414. Hood excersise
  1415. Good* I'm not racist lil
  1416. Dean
  1417. Are you implying, that tallaght is a worse-off area of dublin?
  1418. Oh rofl heh
  1419. Luke
  1420. Adam lost 4 games of lol and uninstalled 😞
  1421. Dean
  1422. Ill get him back on track
  1423. tell him im coming to make him a hap boy
  1424. Luke
  1425. Was last night
  1426. Dunno if he's around
  1427. Dean
  1428. Im comin for him
  1429. Luke
  1430. Pls
  1431. Dean
  1432. this is rochey all over again
  1433. Luke
  1434. Ur very talented at make no things worae
  1435. Making* lol
  1436. Dean
  1437. we have scientific proof that this method doesn't work
  1438. i know exactly how to fix this
  1439. i come in
  1440. ok
  1441. Luke
  1442. xD
  1443. Dean
  1444. very elabnorate
  1445. andscreech at him
  1446. say "haha u fukin fag re-install haha benis :^))"
  1447. Luke
  1448. Gmm
  1449. Might work
  1450. Dean
  1451. im gonna come on now in a bit
  1452. theres fam in my kitchedn
  1453. Luke
  1454. Can Facebook video call with more than 2 pwople
  1455. What happens if you face call a group chat
  1456. Dean
  1457. i dont know4
  1458. lets find OUt sometime
  1459. Luke
  1460. Thought we could call Adam the cheer him up rofl
  1461. Dean
  1462. Rofl im sure a closeup of my nose would make him a hapn boly
  1463. Luke
  1464. Ye should do it
  1465. I still want the shuggah vids btw xD
  1466. Dean
  1467. xXDDD
  1468. Ill send em on when my phone is in my blooddy hand
  1469. Luke
  1470. Rhddusueudhdhdifjehdbfjf
  1471. I don't even know how you can snd them
  1472. Email I guess
  1473. Dean
  1474. he pronkle
  1475. I can send them through fb too
  1476. Luke
  1477. Pronkle
  1478. Dean
  1479. but email is easy pz
  1480. i might zip them fir faster sending
  1481. Luke
  1482. That's small t
  1483. Smart
  1484. Dean
  1485. I always am
  1486. Luke
  1487. ßß
  1488. Dean
  1489. https://pics.onsizzle.com/file-1485055334135-jpg-66-kb-960x720-anonymous-01-24-17-tue-21-34-33-no-12901570.png
  1490. Luke
  1491. ßenis
  1492. Dean
  1493. Stop
  1494. i don't know how to do that
  1495. that's targeted harassment
  1496. Luke
  1497. U hold s
  1498. Dean
  1499. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  1500. Luke
  1501. Just found it out by accident
  1502. Dean
  1503. didn't work
  1504. Luke
  1505. U stinky ßoy
  1506. Dean
  1507. stoOP
  1508. IM NOIT STINKLE
  1509. Luke
  1510. Lollll
  1511. Suiciße
  1512. DeanLuke
  1513. My phone has no face
  1514. Smilies
  1515. Dean
  1516. It always does
  1517. facebook has it built in you fuck
  1518. and im not using a phone
  1519. Luke
  1520. No it has his shi
  1521. Dean
  1522. so how do this? 😎
  1523. LukeDeanLuke
  1524. That's all I have
  1525. Dean
  1526. right side of text box
  1527. Luke
  1528. Those trash
  1529. Oh lol
  1530. Wish that were me
  1531. Dean
  1532. what the fuck
  1533. don't vape on the pizza
  1534. what the fuck richard
  1535. Luke
  1536. Ate you implying my ghost looks like a cape cloud
  1537. Va0pppppe
  1538. Dean
  1539. cape cloud rofl learn to spell
  1540. Luke
  1541. Rofl
  1542. It's automeme
  1543. Hate it
  1544. Dean
  1545. turn it off then
  1546. you mongloid
  1547. Luke
  1548. How do I fix this
  1549. Mr smart
  1550. Lo oolong camera
  1551. Dean
  1552. stop having a fuckin small face then
  1553. Luke
  1554. ?
  1555. Dean
  1556. fukin hordse head haha
  1557. LukeDean
  1558. freakin, long b0y
  1559. Luke
  1560. Rhere
  1561. No more long
  1562. Dean
  1563. i actually dont know
  1564. google usually helps
  1565. Luke
  1566. Fdhd
  1567. Dean
  1568. adhd
  1569. Luke
  1570. It's only self ie xam
  1571. Self cam
  1572. 4 February 17:52Luke
  1573. FOUND FUNNI MEME
  1574. Dean
  1575. Hehe xD
  1576. Thurs 11:00Dean
  1577. m nam a jf
  1578. Luke
  1579. Dean
  1580. @luke o'brien
  1581. fuck it doens't work
  1582. Luke
  1583. Well done
  1584. Dean
  1585. hold on mister metalSluggybop
  1586. Luke
  1587. How'd yuu know
  1588. Did u guess
  1589. Dean
  1590. i look at redot.org xp
  1591. Luke
  1592. I'm currently playing
  1593. Dean
  1594. playing with dicc 😛
  1595. fkn fog
  1596. Sat 15:52Dean
  1597. 0:21
  1598. 0:21
  1599. Sat 19:17Luke
  1600. opened this at a synagogue >:((((((
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