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- If Brandon invites you to a party give the details and I'll just show up if I'm not too busy
- There's potential for comedy here
- Dean
- Some real ha has
- I doubt ill get one butsure
- Luke
- U have to cus he went to yours
- He would fuck u over like that
- Wouldn't *
- Dean
- Yiz
- 05/12/2016 16:32Luke
- https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/15123432_640403486084830_6209782741096346434_o.jpg
- Dean
- I sent this meme about a year ago.to the ts
- I.had a breakdown
- Luke
- oh haha
- the college shares it every year I think
- they're that proud of it
- Dean
- Its actually the bottom of the well0
- 05/12/2016 18:27DeanLuke
- wheres the other 10
- :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- Luke
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEjcjgZQazw
- 08/12/2016 00:26Luke
- on amazon: 180 pounds for new 500gb ps4 pretty nuts
- 08/12/2016 07:43Dean
- Really really good value
- I got rhe slim for 320 - wii u
- So 90
- 08/12/2016 16:26Luke
- didnt even realise nier automatica is coming to windows
- im dumb
- Dean
- Ehe ehe ehe
- Get a ps4 u dolt
- Bloodborne is goOD
- Luke
- I K N O W
- WEEWOO
- Dean
- Y O U N E E D T O P L A Y I T
- Oh
- Smiths does a 2ds for 120
- And sun and moo too
- Luke
- the fuck is a 2ds
- a ds that doesnt fold?
- Dean
- Its a cheaper 3ds ye
- Luke
- so its a ds that lost its portability
- Dean
- Kidproof or just cheaper if u dont wan a drop stupid money on a cuckds
- Its compac and handy. But i only want it for sun and moon
- Iwont be caight dead going out with that nerd shjt
- Luke
- im sure sun moon isnt worth
- getting a system
- Dean
- 120
- And some access to the smaller stuff
- Luke
- even if the characters are cute
- my sister completely forgot she left her 3ds with me
- Dean
- Thats gay
- Ur gay
- Luke
- ima gay boy with a 3ds
- Dean
- Gotta say
- Luke
- i think we can hewlkp each other out
- Dean
- Loligalore in that gameE
- Luke
- ps4 for bloodborne 3ds for sun moon
- im starting to work something out
- Dean
- Yeah worth it ill throw in bleach too
- Ill give you my ps4 once ive built my pc
- Luke
- ill throw in an adderal
- Dean
- Yum in mY BUM
- Fizzybum adderal
- Ok work now gogigkfkgkgjgj
- Luke
- they arnt capsules
- dont think they would woprk up there
- Dean
- Crush and puff
- Luke
- "China has just passed regulations on online games, in which there are specific parts on games with loot boxes. "
- Dean
- Ok nice news
- Luke
- all games companies must reveal the exact chances of getting items in random boxes
- Dean
- Marxism part 3
- Oh sHit
- Luke
- i think its vyer important
- Dean
- Overwatch chance =1100% for 3 sprays
- Luke
- haha yeah
- since dota is bug in chine we should be able to see
- the chances of getting "ultra rares"
- like the black invoker and stuff
- Dean
- All companies must release chance to win picking uo bounty runes
- Ugh
- Luke
- 95%
- Dean
- I dont want that innigger
- Heh
- 97 with an alch
- -100 with dea
- Luke
- are you able to borrow games from cex? Like hypothetically if I gave you a 3ds for the ps4 would you have to buy sun/moon?
- or just borrow it from the store so save muny$$
- 08/12/2016 21:26Dean
- I can borrow for 2 weeks and return it
- Thats the best i can do but it also has to be bought
- Luke
- Wait what am I missing here that's a contradictory statement? "I can borrow" "has to be bought"
- Dean
- I can borrow but unlike customers i can refund u
- It in full like a trade in
- Luke
- ah I see
- 08/12/2016 23:53Dean
- Merry christmas
- Luke
- oh heck yeah dude
- hehe I like his current pic who drew that
- Dean
- Him i thInK
- hehe xd
- Luke
- *giggles
- Dean
- oK sTOp
- Luke
- *burrows head into your bosom
- was watching lobos play some bloodborne ims ure that game is impossible
- the cleric beast was taking 0 damage
- Dean
- Yeah i love lobos
- Alot of his stuff was recommended to me in one big burst
- Lots of new channels gor reccomended to me
- Likethst jaiden animations girl. Thats all my front page it wtf
- Luke
- jsut realise since you fought bloodstarved beast that means you beat gascionage right?
- Dean
- Yes
- Luke
- dude ur fucking jacked
- that looks so hard
- Dean
- I was screaming by the time i bead hiM
- Not beat the beast yet
- It was like
- 50 attempts
- Luke
- the boy who uses trainers and didnt need them all along
- the new disney film
- Dean
- New pixar flom. I was wearing my jordans so i was using trainers
- Hehe
- 09/12/2016 14:02Dean
- JealOUZ WIMON?
- Luke
- all women bitterly jealous of a dying criminal . Nice crotch shot btw
- Dean
- Ft dogo at bottom
- Luke
- is there?
- DeanLuke
- I dont see a doggo there
- I see a
- G O O D B O I
- DeanLuke
- are white-face dogoz rare?
- dont see much
- Dean
- No
- Idk
- Hes a purebred collie so whatever that means
- Luke
- well theres zrero black on its face is what I meant
- usually a little black creeps its way on
- Dean
- He hates black
- Luke
- you trained him well then
- Dean
- I am black
- Luke
- Now I am black to googling python error messages
- xd! ahts thsi SHIT
- Dean
- Xd aths th ILFE
- Luke
- still got 10 hours till its due should be ok
- Dean
- Gogogogogogoogogo
- Luke
- its proba only like 3/4 hours work
- so its chill for now
- Dean
- You say that
- Ill see you 2 mins before the deadline
- Screeching
- Luke
- he he ho
- maybe
- everyone in my course where sharing the solutiuons
- but my cirlce of friends is rather smol
- ao I cant really ask strangeres for it
- rough situation
- Dean
- Imagine
- Talking to people xd
- Nah that was rude. I get it
- Luke
- https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283972_1364017343656657_9203693224050817294_n.jpg?oh=f1525754e24fc2aa68e0cdb1bb1d3723&oe=58B797CA
- Dean
- Yes haha good joke my boy
- 14/12/2016 13:49Dean
- Nigga is a furry / skinhead
- How does that work
- 16/12/2016 15:30DeanLuke
- el classico
- Dean
- Still gives a giggle
- 17/12/2016 16:46Luke
- Any word on this pint I just woke
- 17/12/2016 19:09Dean
- Bouncing to aarons now
- Luke
- really? Lukie was under the impression nothing was happening
- cus "andrew sucks at organising things"
- Dean
- Lmao idk
- I like to at least get some stuff done
- Its been too long
- Luke
- If you actually go over I might just cycle over in an hour or so
- Dean
- Im halfway there fam
- Luke
- ah so you've commited
- well I gotta eat din dins in like 35 mins
- Dean
- Dinbins
- Luke
- are ye dere m8
- DeanLuke
- Oh nigagaga
- Dean
- We plan to go to rogue one
- Maybe
- 18/12/2016 23:05Luke
- deano come bacjk
- 20/12/2016 22:58DeanDeanLuke23/12/2016 04:16Luke
- 14 seconds in nyanners laughs at my joke
- https://clips.twitch.tv/nyannersz/GoodQuailDogFace
- 23/12/2016 08:15Dean
- Thats
- Luke
- yes
- say iot
- Dean
- A pity sigh
- Shut the fuck up
- You
- N e r d o
- Luke
- nyanners will never read naything you write
- let alone laugh at it
- so
- back in your hole
- Dean
- Nigga ive had the classics giggle hARD
- Luke
- o
- Dean
- Give me kittyplays. Ritz. Hafu
- Luke
- the only onw iv heard of is hafu and shes a mess
- cires on stream for donations
- Dean
- I was a PIVOTAL community in ritzplays community when he was kingdomhearts speedruns
- You fucking
- Before he was seananners meme
- Ive had meme conversations on spazkids picarto
- Luke
- i googled him and the first thijg that comes up is hom "coming out" on youytube
- Dean
- You fucking
- Nigga i may as well be famous
- Luke
- I had the brain behind nuclear throne like my fan art
- Dean
- I make em as g a y a s c a n be
- Luke
- my net worth
- is 37 mllion dollars
- didnt want to drop that
- but I need you to understand
- you're nothing
- Dean
- I dont think youre seeing the point
- Look at me
- And my
- Luke
- yes
- Dean
- TWITCH STREAM
- BoooofdddddAYYYYYYY
- Luke
- well
- making the girl of my dreams giggle made me happy
- you should be happy for me
- have it saved as an mp4 for a rainy day you hear me
- Dean
- Nigga
- A basic otaku memer on twitch
- Luke
- ?
- Dean
- Im only gonna say this bc i carw about you
- But shes not there for you
- Luke
- nigga claims to be at a high level and cant recognise basic irony
- I R O N E E
- Dean
- Shes there fornyour R E V E N U R
- E
- I R O K N E E
- Luke
- D ON T
- M I S P E L L
- W H I L E S P A C I N G
- tbh I thought about donating 100 bucks
- 1000* I mean
- cus shed be my friend then
- even if its out of guilt
- Dean
- No luke please
- I care about you
- Luke
- too late
- Dean
- DoDONY DOOOONT
- Luke
- haha
- Dean
- Dont MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TWITCH CONSUMERISM
- Luke
- she totally would skype me to say thanks you know
- it wouldnt just be throwing money away liek a normal donation
- Dean
- And then what
- You get marriesld and happy days
- Luke
- well shed have to dumb her bf first
- whoes a lot better looking than me
- Dean
- Ntr twitch stream
- See it now
- Maybe if you make that joke shell dump him then and there
- Luke
- cus shes new to twitch she went nuts over getting a 500 viewer host
- ez to please atm
- Dean
- You will alwaus be the cuckee
- Luke
- no
- stop
- Dean
- Never the cucker
- Gotem
- Luke
- you doi know that
- something could happen to harden me up
- Dean
- Where are your A L P H A G E N E S
- Luke
- in my left hand fingertips for S C R O T A 2
- Dean
- You think scrota 2 will be what makes her fall
- Nigga i could literally lure her with my RETARD BODAYYYYYYÝYÝYYYYYY
- Nigga
- I stepped in a gym a few times
- Im practically alpha
- Luke
- giving up isnt alpha
- and you ave it up for a wagecuck job
- what are you even spending your wage on
- you saving it or what
- Dean
- Being a busyboy broadening her horizons isnt
- I am more social than ever
- Nigga
- I had some.curvy bitch giving me the eyes and hands all day yesterday
- Whatever that means
- Luke
- should of called her a curvy bitch to seal teh deakl
- they cant resist that
- Dean
- When i was bringing her over to a shelf i.heard a few whispers
- Luke
- "jsut put it on your pocket and run"
- Dean
- "No worries jane. Hes taking me over here. Hopefuklynlater too"
- I WAS PRACTICALLY IN THE PUSS
- Luke
- woah
- we got a married man here
- you saved 1000 bucks by not having to donate to interact with astreamer
- Dean
- Yeah
- Maybe ill donate 1001
- And win
- Luke
- does that mean you're saving your paycheques
- Dean
- I am wearing a fuckig cardigan
- Women
- LOVE IT
- Luke
- looks nice tbh
- Dean
- Im ga y?
- Luke
- does that make your dick wet? if so ur gay
- u R O C hard?
- Dean
- Weht
- R 0 C
- Luke
- what is my camera stretching shit
- im so mad
- like I made teh most of it there but what if I want to take a serious photo
- might buy a figure its been a years since my last
- http://myfigurecollection.net/item/236248#tab/official/date/1/1
- DeanLukeDean
- I wanna buy a shinobou one
- Oh FUHK
- Luke
- theres a good one of her ina summer dress
- shinobu i mean
- Dean
- Can u say
- H o t g l o o
- Lmao
- He know it tru
- Dean
- Listen to The Pain by datfootdive #np on #SoundCloud
- https://soundcloud.com/datfootdive/the-pain
- I have sedatephobia so this helps me not succumb to literally crippling depression trips
- There you go
- Personal information
- Luke
- good thing you have adog then those things never shut teh fuck up
- Dean
- Kyle never barks
- Luke
- thats a good boy
- Dean
- He just sits at my foot abd sleps
- Useles fUCK
- Luke
- can get that Kiryuuin Satsuki figure for 130 euro total right now
- double anything iv ever spent on a figure
- Dean
- 3d hang me
- 23/12/2016 11:09Luke
- didnt know doom was 80 gb..
- 24/12/2016 00:50Luke
- stop blue ballsing with goss
- 26/12/2016 01:56Luke
- me me
- 27/12/2016 15:12Luke30/12/2016 15:26Luke
- Would you fuck my thighs if you though I was a girl
- You're gay for even thinking about answering btw
- Dean
- I want you to hang yourself
- Luke
- Sorry couldn't go tighter it's not possible
- Dean
- Nigga dressing like a girl is my thing ok stop
- Luke
- Well that room is as tidy as a girls
- Dean
- Just pulled an entire shelf down
- Luke
- not very lady like
- nigga I thought all mobile games were trash but I got addicted to 1
- Dean
- You scored 1 point playing basketball.
- Luke
- and I got a 100 euro unit in a chest so I feel like I have to play more to justify getting lucky
- hahahahaha 1 point
- Dean
- Hahahahahahah
- Luke
- very clever, I mean an actialy game tho
- Dean
- Whot game
- Luke
- Metal Slug Attack
- metal slug art is amazing
- Dean
- Ah thats the meme game ok
- Luke
- its great I recommend it
- Dean
- Green goblin is dead
- Long live dean
- Luke
- 100 euro unit xd
- Dean
- INSTALLED
- Luke
- theres still some cuties you get for free though
- Dean
- Cuties more like sinkholes for money
- Luke
- She's free
- Dean
- Most women are
- Luke
- not ones that c u t e
- Dean
- Shes a lesbian
- Luke
- that cannon?
- Dean
- Look at that hAIR and tell me shes not
- Luke
- https://media.giphy.com/media/FzK6kkeeqPeRG/giphy.gif
- how can any human reach this level of pixel art
- and that shit is liek 14 years old
- howd they do it fam
- Dean
- That is MONTHS of work
- You made me
- Luke
- thats the wrong game
- lel
- thats the predecessor
- stop the download and get Metal Slug attack!
- 31/12/2016 17:36Luke
- started granblue fantasy too since its the biggest thing in japan and all
- seems good
- Dean
- What about siging game the anime girls
- Luke
- love live?
- managing a teenage idol group looks fun, but the gameplay is really simple rhythm tapping
- 3 January 12:27Dean
- Get suavėd my dude
- 3 January 14:04Luke
- reality has caught me
- tests begin tomorrow
- Dean
- Glhf
- Luke
- nonono
- Dean
- GlHACEFucn
- Ill enjoy my holiday in the corralejo markets my dude
- Luke
- oh sweet didnt know you were gone
- cold as heck here so good timing
- Dean
- Merry heckmas
- Luke
- Bed-e-boyz
- Dean
- On the prowL FOR PUZZ
- Luke
- who the heck dat
- Dean
- BadBOYZ 5
- Cuz my duds
- Luke
- ur one of those people huh
- that holidays with their extended family
- Dean
- Only me and 2 ofthe boys
- Full house for a nice meme
- Luke
- are there adults?
- Dean
- Eh
- I AM
- And ADULT
- Luke
- rood
- 3 January 17:09Dean
- Thats you
- A rack of cock
- :^))
- Luke
- stop adding to the dean is a faggot drama
- Dean
- D r a m a
- I have autism stop
- Luke
- everyone thinks ur gay u have to get gf to prove them wrong
- Dean
- This was k
- On my.phone
- Am.i liberated
- Luke
- aaron told me she went to kiss you on the cheek and you turned your head
- so no ur just a rapist
- Dean
- Yeah i raped her
- Straight as can be
- Luke
- hmm
- Dean
- Dont hmm me
- Luke
- i accept you even uf yer a cock craving fiend
- Dean
- StOP
- Luke
- ? im being supportive?
- Dean
- ?c y b e r b u l l y?
- It was something I said while I was drunk.luke.idk what the fuck i am
- Depressed is one
- Luke
- are u me? xd
- Dean
- Are u dead xd!
- Luke
- kyle got a ps4 for bloodborne he caved
- Dean
- I saw
- Tell him congrats
- And to start smoking bc he needs something to RUIN HIS LIFE
- Dean
- Stop
- 4 January 13:25Luke
- literally got teh best unit in teh entire game from an rng crate
- like 0.06% chance or soemthing
- Dean
- Fuck off
- Luke
- cute hitler
- Dean
- Nazi anime
- Luke
- the most insane luck of my life wasted ona free mobile game
- its less likely to get her than a knife in csgo fucking rip
- Dean
- Literally find a rope
- Im here ur der
- Im.on top my boY
- Luke
- i had to cycle in today and got wet and cold
- pretty jelly
- Dean
- Im warm and wet
- Cocktails and seaside down the street
- Luke
- i bet they never check for ID in those shit skin countries
- they're jsut desperate for business
- Dean
- Well theres alot of people everywherw
- All the pubs are fULL
- But yes
- Ive shaved and im a midget and im never id'd
- Cigarettes are dirt cheap
- 200 for 30 euro which is the cheapest way to end my life ive ever found
- Luke
- im going out for free
- Dean
- Jumps arent reliable
- 4 January 18:53DeanLuke
- id be so embarrassed going in
- give it a go tho
- lel
- Dean
- I have protection
- Luke
- popo
- 5 January 17:19Dean
- Henlo stinky luke
- Luke
- henlo
- Dean
- I slid off a half pipe last night
- I see you gave my post a like
- My thanks
- Luke
- you'd do the same for me
- but
- fuse box is fucked no internet, could go on fire any second cus theres no circuit breaker, no extinguisher in the house so I might die tonight!
- Dean
- Jump into it and die
- Fun ha
- Hey
- more importantly
- Heres a pic of me drunk
- Luke
- uh oh
- better be getting alap dance
- Dean
- Im face down on a beach at 4am
- Beached whale spotting
- Luke
- looks like big foot footage
- DeanLuke
- the most desirable man in the canaries
- or where ever the heck u are
- Dean
- My cuz
- My.boy
- Dean
- Yeah wishn nwer
- Luke
- when u home
- Dean
- Tuesday
- Luke
- wow long one
- Dean
- Well monday nighy
- Fuerteventura
- My dude
- Im buying womens clothes essentially here
- Luke
- are you jsut sitting in ur appartment at 6
- Dean
- No and yes
- Its spanish ground
- And jan 5th
- So crimbo essentially
- Everythings closed tonight
- Luke
- ah I see
- 6 January 03:23Luke
- ur snapchat story gave me the cancer
- 6 January 10:38Dean
- Die u retard
- 6 January 14:09Dean
- Be offended you fag
- 6 January 15:10Luke
- !?
- stop covering your face
- Dean6 January 16:22Dean
- F off you goat
- LukeDeanLuke
- 2 hander
- DeanLukeDean
- Do u HAVE AORTS
- Luke
- wat
- 6 January 19:30DeanLuke
- delet hose pls
- Dean
- Delet me
- 8 January 22:26Luke
- PARTY MEMER GETU DESU!!!
- Dean
- You need help
- Luke
- Granblue Fantasy m8, most popular game in the land of the rising sun 12 million players, all of them cool hip young adults
- Dean
- You are not a cool hip young adult
- Luke
- ?!?!
- Dean
- You are a semi grown man looking at drawn figures
- Luke
- explain this^
- Dean
- The rope is half price in b&q. Get it while its hot
- Kool kids go kool bars hun
- Irish pub on spanish land. we tAKIG OVER
- A cute girl winked at me. Do i tell her her dress is nice or her eyelashes are fab
- Luke
- looks busy
- Dean
- Gay response now please
- Luke
- id not risk the embarrassment
- playit cooooooool
- Dean
- Ill compliment her gorgeous hair
- Shes looking fleek girl
- Im real.good at smooth talk
- Luke
- hmm
- Dean
- I have genuine cancer kilp me
- Hey luke how are u
- Luke
- sad mostly
- nothin new amirite
- Dean
- Hey
- Cheer up dog
- We have shuggar soon
- Luke
- yeh after the exams that I have no motivation for feels bad
- Dean
- Inam supposed tonhave 2 reports for tomorriw
- Im coming home tueaday morning
- Or monday night really
- FeelsnadfoRME
- Luke
- at least it doesnt go on your degree sir
- Dean
- Go luke u can do it
- Luke
- its tomorrow
- Dean
- It would help if i was a qt girlo
- Luke
- not sure
- Dean
- Lmao fuck that better off dyin
- Study my dude
- 11 January 01:55Luke
- the fuck are you wearing in these hannah pics
- get your life together
- Dean
- Like can you accept its my way of saying im going to end my life
- Luke
- dont ill yourself ina womans cardigan
- Dean
- Itsna DESIGNER CARDIGAN FROM BHERSHKA
- Ill havE YOU KNOW MY JEANS ARE FROM H&M YOUNFUCKDHDH
- Luke
- i didnt say it wasnt designer I said tis from teh womans section of that store
- Dean
- Non
- Is fromnreal mans part
- Luke
- found it on teh website, it son sale for 22 nice la
- Dean
- Haha. I got it in spain for a pretty penny of 20
- Luke
- oh brand new huh
- Dean
- Hahanhoho
- Im going back to my suicidal tendencies roots
- Luke
- got the worst test ever tomorrow, will decide my lifespan
- Dean
- Im off to dit too tomorrow
- Kevins street at 9 lmAO
- Luke
- shit in not there till 4
- Dean
- What
- Good look in that test holy fuck you dyslexxkixk fuck
- Luke
- typing fast cus im nervous cus I havnt started the stdy
- and went to 0 lectures
- Dean
- Younare FUCKED
- Luke
- got 97.5% in the CA though due to luck
- if I study all night ill have achance
- Dean
- LMAO
- Good lick
- Eres the ADDEROL
- Luke
- it doesnt give motivation so
- pointless
- my friend popped an antidepressant in front me me yesterday
- had them in his picket rofl
- pocket*
- Dean
- Ive been on them.once
- They make you more fucken depressed rofl
- Luke
- yeah i wouldnt bother unless i could get super heavy duty shit
- theres no chance you'll be near kstreet at 6 no?
- to get some nice kababs
- Dean
- Sadly NO
- Luke
- oh well
- Dean
- KEBAPPI CON ISIS
- Luke
- yeah unfortuneteyl we give 7 euro which goes towards funding isis
- but there 10/10
- i forget the name of the place tho
- oh, Zaytoon
- maybe we can get zaytoon before meshuggah
- Dean
- ZayISIS
- Goodnidea my friend
- Or after
- Luke
- zaytoon wouldnt be open cus tis a restaurant
- but we could go someplace else ye
- Dean
- Tis an isis shelter
- Luke
- i have an exam the same day so I might not go home meaning id eat before
- we'll work siomething out
- Dean
- Laymao we will find out
- Luke
- luh moway
- Dean
- Lie MAORI
- Luke
- gonna try to study i think uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
- Dean
- Guguuu good luck havefun
- Have snapchat 4 u
- Luke
- ty
- Dean
- Yw
- Luke
- yeah saw that one in your snap story
- thought you cut a hole in t for a second
- scared me
- Dean
- Yeah i should cut a hole
- On the tiddy
- Luke
- ha he ho
- Luke
- dunno how you sent that without laughing
- i had to retake my snap 3 times from laughing
- Dean
- I am in convulsiona luke
- I cant breathe
- Dean
- Say helo to my frien
- Muhweize semon
- Luke
- sorry for the last scary snap
- cried with laughter tho
- Dean
- Im wheeAzing
- Luke
- Who the heck
- just went over to my figure table to try and face swap witha figure
- Dean
- I tried
- Luke
- looks like my mom tried to clean them and snapped off the arm of an 80 euro figure
- Dean
- Didnt work
- Uh oh
- Luke
- and didnt tell me
- Dean
- Looks like she tried to clean the hotglue
- But it was too solid
- Thats devastating
- Luke
- yeah im pretty depressed now
- even more so
- Dean
- Hey
- Think of dehawei simon
- Luke
- get that away from me
- Dean
- Im so fucki g happy you can do this
- Which fig
- Send piCX
- LukeDean
- Damn ot the one with the crotchless pantyhose
- Thats so fucked
- Luke
- anything but the crotchless leggings one
- my far the most expensive one I won sadly
- Dean
- Fuck your life
- Luke
- suppose its possible the arm snapped under the weight of teh sword
- but Iv never heard of that hapening to anyone
- i wont autistically scream and my mother in case she didnt do it
- Dean
- Accidents happen
- Even then
- What would happen with an early 20s student screaming at his mom for breaking his cartoon figure arm accomplishm
- Luke
- iwouldnt mind if she told me, looks liek she knocked it over and tried to cover it up
- thats the part that urks me
- oh well ill go easy on her tomorrow
- Dean
- Hey
- Its a cheap fig in the grand scale
- Luke
- nigga true I should buy more
- Dean
- Im getting a glass cabinet
- Luke
- https://youtu.be/_b9wVNv7xjs?t=18m43s
- thats the dream
- watch that for a few mins until you see his glass cabinet
- Dean
- Nice
- Really want a big cybe one
- Luke
- yeah wonder how much that cost him
- ikea winter sale
- Dean
- Ikea is cheap enough
- Luke
- looks like 50 euro fora medium sized one
- wouldnt mind a huge one tho
- Dean
- Heyyyyyyy thats pretty
- Inwont finish that meme
- Luke
- actually its 5.3"
- so your height
- lol 🙂
- 11 January 09:25Dean
- :))())((()((
- Luke
- looks exactlu like the borderlands inventory creen int eh reflection
- Dean
- Luhmao is ur COLLIAGE U DOLT
- Luke
- the phone refoection
- in the glass
- Dean
- I get it but still
- Wy
- Come sTUDY
- Luke
- y u there
- Dean
- Learnig mew stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 11 January 10:50Dean
- Heckin when is your exam
- Luke
- 4-6
- worst exam ever this is gonna be unreal
- Dean
- Your college is a mess my dude
- Luke
- the lecture halls are nicer than that as you hit the highest 2 floors
- but yeah those old ones are dpressing
- if you go to dit you wont be in kstreet
- Dean
- Literally cancrę
- Luke
- you'll be put in the brand new campus
- that they just finished building
- Dean
- I know lmao yung boy gotmfucked
- Luke
- depends on whether you dont mind travelliung further for a nicer capus
- Dean
- Dependa on if you a killa yourselfa
- Hey dats u
- Luke
- wowzers
- ask if they know the infamous DIT shoter (tjhats meo)
- Dean
- Dit phamtom.shoterier
- Luke
- whose giving the lec
- Dean
- Right now a weird accent lady
- Before was a fat grey haired guy
- Luke
- was he funny
- Dean
- Not really
- Luke
- oh him haha
- Dean
- Uh oh
- Luke
- you'll have him for law in 3rd year
- Dean
- Lore?
- Ewwwww
- Luke
- forced to do law its nuts
- Dean
- I am the Law
- All the other kids
- Luke
- slept through one of his tests
- and got away with it
- Dean
- With the pumped up kicks
- Better run better run
- Fasteraatha MY BULLET
- Luke
- stop ur gonna laugh and embarras yourself
- Dean
- That just .made me audibly scoff
- Ty
- Luke
- thats on you
- sending that shit
- look at those pictures for heavens sake, unacceptable
- Dean
- Absolutely genipus
- Luke
- slevs mom just tagged him in a post and im laughing hard
- oh my
- https://www.facebook.com/shiv.slev/posts/703979939779311
- does that link work
- Dean
- Im choking
- Luke
- caught me off guard
- Dean
- Stop i cant holdit in
- Luke
- o no
- Dean
- I guffawd
- Luke
- u have to stop
- Dean
- No u
- Luke
- ok
- DeanLuke
- guess im back to sstudying ahhhhhh
- DeanLuke
- o no
- save that for a rainy day
- Dean
- I am cluckiny like a chickky
- Ohnues
- Oh yes
- Dean
- Helonstinky liazt
- Luke
- im gon get 10% xd
- iv never heard of this shit in my life and I have to be an expert on it in 3 hours
- Dean
- I can enjoy this dit hing
- Luke
- is that boojum?
- Dean
- Aye
- Luke
- iv only gotton burritos from there
- stoped cus they are too much get subways instead
- Dean
- 3 soft tacos
- 6 euros
- Am happy
- Luke
- das good
- Dean
- Really good
- 11 January 14:20Luke
- judgement in less than 2 hours
- its gon e nutty
- Dean
- Hey u can do it
- Go friend. Pass that exam
- Luke
- yeah dunno about that
- iv alreayd passed the module but geting a good mark isnt possible
- Dean
- Come on bud. I was in the college. My good vibes are floating around
- I believe youre not that dumb. You got it
- Luke
- dont think tis related to intelligence I jsut havnt covered everything
- lel
- Dean
- Lmao im.the king of wingin
- Luke
- just said in a nutsack instead of ina nutshell when doing an answer in my head
- applying for mcdonalds job
- Dean
- No apply for fucking janitor position in micky dicks
- Luke
- racist fucks inly hire people with downs
- Dean
- I have downs
- Luke
- id like a cute petite neo nazi gf tbh
- Dean
- Ok i gotta agree
- That you
- Have more downs
- Luke
- ty
- id basically lower her level of rasicm so she wouldnt do it in public
- Dean
- Theyre the guys i was with abroad
- 15 January 20:04Dean16 January 02:01Luke
- well i actually dont have an exam on the day of teh concert because the exam is 1 day earlier than I thought gg
- Dean
- Gg es
- 16 January 06:15Luke
- http://is2.4chan.org/a/1484534656254.jpg
- 18 January 08:21Luke
- r u ready freddy
- Dean
- Yeh boy j m friggin rn redo
- Luke
- ruh roh raggy
- Dean
- Not goin to.friggin college bc b im so ready for.friggin shurar
- Luke
- wowee
- Luke
- https://twitter.com/NiallerDefiler/status/821609809216729088
- Luke
- noteice anything WOKE about me
- 18 January 13:33Dean
- i notice u a nig
- lmaoOoOO XZLKSMME
- 18 January 15:13Dean
- Wher viy
- WhereBOY
- Luke
- Asleep boy
- Dean
- You need to fix urself ty
- Dean
- Hey u
- Get on ts ty
- DeanLuke
- I'll be in ts in Like 4 mins
- Dean
- Oki stop fapn ty
- Luke
- Fast fap
- Dean
- Mega fast
- Luke
- i on
- Luke
- `dont forget ticket id etc lol
- Dean
- Lmao
- 18 January 23:44Luke
- Kebebyboy
- Dean
- You fat koont
- Luke
- WHAT SPEAK UP SONNY
- 19 January 09:00Dean
- BAGUETTË CÓŃ ŘÓÁĐ
- 19 January 10:55Dean
- He lp
- 22 January 05:34Luke
- henlo st inky
- 22 January 07:34Luke
- I cannot stop listening to this im HITTING THAT YEET this song is amazing
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKGOj4krgT0
- Dean24 January 06:30Dean
- I
- Made
- Mistakes
- I just threw up b alllllll over my bathrooom
- 24 January 17:55Luke
- Yucka pucka
- Dean
- Helo luke
- Luke
- helo 🙂
- Dean
- I am a happy bop
- Luke
- suck a dude off?
- r o f l
- Dean
- I have some horrible news
- Luke
- o n o
- 26 January 01:14Dean
- Nu f9ne hu dis
- Luke
- its me
- https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15969839_1229480430461370_1076415725_n.jpg?oh=375239460f2399ab7a26cb8e67c914b8&oe=588B9882
- Dean
- Zhtolen meme
- Luke
- yeah stolen from me
- Dean
- Beepis
- My name
- A
- Heff
- My name a HEYSGF
- Luke
- m n jef
- Dean
- Help me
- Luke
- u seem fine
- Dean
- Im g
- 27 January 05:11DeanDean27 January 06:39Dean30 January 01:09Dean
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-oNgqL35w
- Luke
- feelsbad
- 31 January 08:31Luke
- thai food is unbeleivably delish
- Dean
- Idk man
- Fishy foods are meh
- Luke
- we got 3 mains
- 1 of them had prawns
- which are dank as heck
- Dean
- Ew
- Tbh
- Luke
- man we'll get some camile thai together someday
- you wont beleive it
- its hella expensive but the highest quality shit
- Dean
- Oki
- Ill go with you
- Im never the biggest fish fan tbh
- Probably self explanitory
- Luke
- you order it aint gotta go nowhere
- and theres 100 non fish things on teh menu
- Dean
- Get off me you friggin fiSHY BOP
- Im more than happy to go to camille any time this week ot weekend
- Luke
- well hf i wont be there
- Dean
- Oh..
- Luke
- 💅 hey its me cosmo
- Dean
- 👱🏻👉🏿👉🏿🙎🏼 he y it me cosmi
- Luke
- greetings it is I, cosmopolitan 🙋
- Dean
- Henl it me comidango💋
- Luke
- is filthy frank a lefty?
- im listing to pink season and the songs are super anti right
- Dean
- Idek
- Hess a middleground of edgy humor taste and heavy / intelligent satirical impression alt right views
- Which is funny. He really makes you think
- 31 January 10:51Dean
- Hey ddnt inore me
- Luke
- heelo
- Dean
- Stplgs
- Luke
- me mes
- Dean
- Me nay hef
- LukeDean
- I now know i hate web authoring
- Ive been looking at css stylesheets and stuff all morninh
- Who tf needs a good looking website just givemn me texy
- Luke
- Yeah everyone uses bootstrap so
- its still nice knwoing how to edit your generated bootstrap css but yeah it aint too integral
- Dean
- I think you arw fuxking gay ha
- Dean
- Hey you
- When do you want to go to camille
- Luke
- is this a new meme
- Dean
- Yes it is
- W o r k
- 31 January 23:01Luke
- Me me Jeff
- 1 February 01:00Dean
- me mo jef
- 4 February 12:38Luke
- Drank
- Dean
- pool full of liquor
- and we dean in
- Luke
- Who'd you hit that drank with yestwrday
- Dean
- my girlo's katie the one im always talking about but i wont mention why
- Luke
- Noice
- Dean
- I was a little drunk
- I ran home, full tily
- t
- Luke
- Hood excersise
- Good* I'm not racist lil
- Dean
- Are you implying, that tallaght is a worse-off area of dublin?
- Oh rofl heh
- Luke
- Adam lost 4 games of lol and uninstalled 😞
- Dean
- Ill get him back on track
- tell him im coming to make him a hap boy
- Luke
- Was last night
- Dunno if he's around
- Dean
- Im comin for him
- Luke
- Pls
- Dean
- this is rochey all over again
- Luke
- Ur very talented at make no things worae
- Making* lol
- Dean
- we have scientific proof that this method doesn't work
- i know exactly how to fix this
- i come in
- ok
- Luke
- xD
- Dean
- very elabnorate
- andscreech at him
- say "haha u fukin fag re-install haha benis :^))"
- Luke
- Gmm
- Might work
- Dean
- im gonna come on now in a bit
- theres fam in my kitchedn
- Luke
- Can Facebook video call with more than 2 pwople
- What happens if you face call a group chat
- Dean
- i dont know4
- lets find OUt sometime
- Luke
- Thought we could call Adam the cheer him up rofl
- Dean
- Rofl im sure a closeup of my nose would make him a hapn boly
- Luke
- Ye should do it
- I still want the shuggah vids btw xD
- Dean
- xXDDD
- Ill send em on when my phone is in my blooddy hand
- Luke
- Rhddusueudhdhdifjehdbfjf
- I don't even know how you can snd them
- Email I guess
- Dean
- he pronkle
- I can send them through fb too
- Luke
- Pronkle
- Dean
- but email is easy pz
- i might zip them fir faster sending
- Luke
- That's small t
- Smart
- Dean
- I always am
- Luke
- ßß
- Dean
- https://pics.onsizzle.com/file-1485055334135-jpg-66-kb-960x720-anonymous-01-24-17-tue-21-34-33-no-12901570.png
- Luke
- ßenis
- Dean
- Stop
- i don't know how to do that
- that's targeted harassment
- Luke
- U hold s
- Dean
- ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- Luke
- Just found it out by accident
- Dean
- didn't work
- Luke
- U stinky ßoy
- Dean
- stoOP
- IM NOIT STINKLE
- Luke
- Lollll
- Suiciße
- DeanLuke
- My phone has no face
- Smilies
- Dean
- It always does
- facebook has it built in you fuck
- and im not using a phone
- Luke
- No it has his shi
- Dean
- so how do this? 😎
- LukeDeanLuke
- That's all I have
- Dean
- right side of text box
- Luke
- Those trash
- Oh lol
- Wish that were me
- Dean
- what the fuck
- don't vape on the pizza
- what the fuck richard
- Luke
- Ate you implying my ghost looks like a cape cloud
- Va0pppppe
- Dean
- cape cloud rofl learn to spell
- Luke
- Rofl
- It's automeme
- Hate it
- Dean
- turn it off then
- you mongloid
- Luke
- How do I fix this
- Mr smart
- Lo oolong camera
- Dean
- stop having a fuckin small face then
- Luke
- ?
- Dean
- fukin hordse head haha
- LukeDean
- freakin, long b0y
- Luke
- Rhere
- No more long
- Dean
- i actually dont know
- google usually helps
- Luke
- Fdhd
- Dean
- adhd
- Luke
- It's only self ie xam
- Self cam
- 4 February 17:52Luke
- FOUND FUNNI MEME
- Dean
- Hehe xD
- Thurs 11:00Dean
- m nam a jf
- Luke
- :ß
- Dean
- @luke o'brien
- fuck it doens't work
- Luke
- Well done
- Dean
- hold on mister metalSluggybop
- Luke
- How'd yuu know
- Did u guess
- Dean
- i look at redot.org xp
- Luke
- I'm currently playing
- Dean
- playing with dicc 😛
- fkn fog
- Sat 15:52Dean
- 0:21
- 0:21
- Sat 19:17Luke
- opened this at a synagogue >:((((((
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