starting their own streaming careers

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #753
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The characters are starting their own streaming careers! What is their content like?
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>Charlie and Vaggie start a co-op gaming channel (think Zach and Mike Play NewVegas)
>Alastor starts a cooking show
>Angel also starts a gaming channel that's also just straight up prn
>Niffty does art streams
>Husk reviews alchohol
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>>>Alastor starts a cooking show

>It's not just a cooking show
>He's got a Hunter Angler Gardner Cook kind of angle on it
>He also hunts for his table
>But he's a fking cannibal
>The first half of any episode is him crowdwatching until he spots a random sinner who looks tasty, then stalking and murdering them like the psycho he is, all the while providing a standard issue rambling deer hunting show-type commentary
>Vaggie quickly realizes what he's up to and starts watching all of his streams so that she can intervene and prevent him from killing random people off the street to turn into boudin and jambalaya
>Her methods of interference range from pushing the victim out of the way to just smacking Alastor upside the head with the dull end of her spear while he's trying to line up his shot.
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>When he goes out hunting he dresses in full safari gear and ends up looking like Van Pelt from Jumanji
>By complete coincidence
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>Vaggie realizes that the jambalaya that Alastor made the night he arrived was most likely dead sinners
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I feel like she would have guessed that from the start judging by how she gave Angel the rundown on who Al was.
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>>>Angel starts a gaming channel that's also just straight up prn

>Plays the 40k Dawn Of War drinking game, but instead of taking a drink every time a techpriest says "skills" it randomly adjusts the power setting of the vibrator he has up his ass
>It took him a really long time to get the whole thing set up, he learned a lot about electronics and programming in the process, enough that he could probably get a job in either field now if only he had the motivation
>All for a mediocre buttsx gimmick

>Plays DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball
>Is flacid the entire time
>But starts wearing outfits from the game in subsequent streams

>Plays literally any RPG
>Tries to seduce every single character he encounters

>Plays Mechwarrior
>Just plays Mechwarrior
>Fully clothed
>He's actually kind of into it

>Occasionally gets Husk to do guest videos with him
>They both just get drunk and then Husk rails Angel from behind while he tries to play Bloodborne
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>>>Niffty does art streams

>Hyperactive art streams fueled by strong percolated coffee and "diet pills" that were entirely legal back in the 50s (which is why your grandma had a messed up eye and a big gap in her employment history, but that's a story for another time)
>Produces multiple highly detailed, fully colored pieces per hour
>She waffles back and forth between charmingly sweet and tame subject matter (malt shop first-dates, Sadie Hawkins Day jitters, picnics and roadtrips) and incredibly graphic and hardcore pornography saturated to the brim with runny makeup and torn clothing, peppered with weirdly dated slang and beatnik terminology
>The subject of the latter definitely isn't always one of several "OCs" she has who definitely aren't all different flavors of petite, housewifey type women who definitely aren't suspiciously similar to Niffty herself in all ways except maybe having a bigger bust or longer legs or nicer hair
>Viewer numbers somehow remain steady across the board no matter which kick she's on
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>>>Husk review alcohol

>He's the only one with a normal stream
>He picks out a product
>He breaks down the production methods, availability, price point, serving suggestions, etc
>He tries it neat and in a cocktail (for spirits and liqueurs), or at the suggested serving temperature for wine and beer
>Describes how it tastes, gives an opinion on whether or not its worth the money, offers up similar products as alternatives if its not
>He reviews like five or six products in a straight run though
>Thoroughly
>So he's as plastered as an adobe house by the end
>Oiled as a diesel train
>As hammered as Thor
>The streams don't really have an official "end", they're over when he finally ends up ordering pizza or hot wings for delivery, then passes out on the couch, wakes up when the delivery guy gets there, tips the delivery guy way too much, and eventually remembers to shut the camera off
>Most people know that, but every once in a while he'll get a few viewers who stick around long after he stops talking to them
>Eventually he remembers that they're there, asks them why the fk they haven't gone to bed yet, suggests they come play cards with him
>Charlie's actually gotten a number of sinners to check themselves into the hotel through his shoddily organized impromptu poker games