i hate

17/M/5’8. One word often used to refer to this guy is “dweeb”.  And in fact, that’s a very accurate description. With braces and ugly sweaters his mother knitted for him he sure does look the part. However if you were to ask this young man what his favourite things are you would be surprised at the answer “Gardening, cats and murder. Especially murder.” But don’t tell his mom he likes to kill people and stuff them full of roses. She wouldn’t approve of that. He started this whole serial killer career out two years back when he got a really dumb crush on this one girl who would look so much better dead. So he kind of just went ahead and killed her. But what do you do with a corpse? You stuff it full of flowers, because every gentleman brings his date a boquet right? Only this young lady received her boquet post mortem and in the space her guts used to occupy. He listens to abba in the shower and wants to become a librarian. Media has recently started reporting on his murders, but not enough to land them anything other than small paragraphs in the local newspaper…