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  1. Puppy love - Midnight Productions Episode 3
  2. written by Nyaanneko and Seglaya
  3.  
  4. Voices:
  5. Man
  6. Woman
  7. Foxhound/Winston
  8. Poodle/Princess
  9.  
  10. background music:
  11. Gilbertos Job - royalty free bossa nova [Freesound Music on youtube]
  12.  
  13.  
  14. Man: *answers door* Hey! Just in time. I just put the meatballs in the oven
  15.  
  16. Woman: Hi *kiss* Oh it smells amazing already. I brought wine *giggle* and someone really important that I want you to meet...
  17.  
  18. Foxhound: *clears throat/bork* A pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is…
  19.  
  20. Woman: This is Bella
  21.  
  22. Foxhound: *big sigh* Winston. She named me before she found out my sex *drawls/annoyed*
  23.  
  24. Man: Oh aren’t you adorable *pets Foxhound* Is.. HE a hound?
  25.  
  26. Woman: Foxhound actually
  27.  
  28. Man: Aren’t you handsome. Yes you are
  29.  
  30. Foxhound: I do not know you sir *grimace*
  31.  
  32. Man: I’m sure Princess Paw-nelope would love to meet you. *obscene yelling* PRINCESS
  33.  
  34. Poodle: *sigh* Welcome to my domain, Winston. I do hope we can have a respectable time this evening, if only for our owners. Do not expect me to be so kind to your owner, Jessica, was it? Especially after running her grimy hands through my perfect coiffure.
  35.  
  36. Foxhound: Nor I as quickly as your owner Daniel. Even though he smells like bacon. *harumph* Your coiffure is quite lovely
  37.  
  38. Woman: OH MY GOD look at them! They’re like, best friends already *gush*
  39.  
  40. Man: I think they might be in love almost as much as we are
  41.  
  42. *stupid couple coos, laughs/giggles*
  43.  
  44. Man: You know, I’ve had so much trouble on those dating apps… it’s been so hard to find the right mate
  45.  
  46. Foxhound: It’s easier than you think, old chap, just use your nose - you’ll know it when you smell her
  47.  
  48. Poodle: You must remember that they have weak senses, dear boy
  49.  
  50. Woman: UGH just LOOK at those two!! Like, they’ve totally been bitten by the love bug
  51.  
  52. Man: More like the love flea if you ask me!
  53.  
  54. Woman: OH MY GOD you are the best!! You like *uncontrollable giggles* and then you- *laughing*
  55.  
  56. Foxhound: *harumph*
  57.  
  58. Poodle: *Sigh/groan* Please excuse Daniel. He has the worst sense of humor
  59.  
  60. Woman: Okay, I’m sure you’re starving…
  61.  
  62. Man: I’m not starving, I’m Dan!
  63.  
  64. Woman: You’re incorrigible!!! Try the spaghetti - I hope it turned out okay
  65.  
  66. Man: *gross spaghetti slurping sounds* It’s exquisite! But I’m planning on eating more than just your spaghetti tonight
  67.  
  68. Woman: *Hot and heavy breathing* ohhhh myyy…
  69.  
  70. Foxound: He’s 224 years old but still eats like he’s 56
  71.  
  72. Man: Why don’t we put on a little show for the pups? Hm?
  73.  
  74. Poodle: Oh. Oh no. Daniel, put the pasta down *bark*
  75.  
  76. Man: Princess loves “Lady and the Tramp”
  77.  
  78. Woman: I’ve actually still got the tape of it from when I was a little girl! I even brought it with me!
  79.  
  80. Man: We’re a match made in heaven! I have the VHS player set up in the living room
  81.  
  82. *oven dings*
  83.  
  84. Man: Those must be the meatballs
  85.  
  86. Woman: Golly, they’re so big! You won’t believe how many balls I can fit in my mouth…
  87.  
  88. Man: Here, open wide and we’ll see how much I can fit in your mouth
  89.  
  90. Foxhound: For Christ’s sake, man, you haven’t even had dinner yet!
  91.  
  92. Woman: Aaaaahhh…
  93.  
  94. Man: One… Two…
  95.  
  96. Foxhound: Jessica, you are debasing yourself… even more than usual for a potential mate! He isn’t even mounting you yet!
  97.  
  98. Poodle: Then I have some bad news for you, dear fellow. I believe the debasement is only just beginning!
  99.  
  100. Foxhound: Madame Princess, I've always preferred the attic, myself
  101.  
  102. Poodle: Ehm… out of curiosity, have you been… fixed?
  103.  
  104. Foxhound: AYE, they took my doghood from me when I was but a wee pup! My doggy dong! My gonads! My scrotum, torn from this world and tossed in a rubbish bin like they were a half-eaten Egg McMuffin!
  105.  
  106. Poodle: Ugh, typical humans! Simply Barbaric!
  107.  
  108. Foxhound: *agreeing somberly* Barbaric...
  109.  
  110. Woman: (mouth kinda full) Come on daddy, there’s more room in this mouth for you…
  111.  
  112. Man: Ohhh someone’s a greedy girl…
  113.  
  114. Poodle: I think I’m going to be sick
  115.  
  116. Foxhound: Would you enjoy sitting by a window and watching the squirrels while these morons defile each other?
  117.  
  118. Woman: (mouth very full) Yeahh I’m such a greedy greedy girl…
  119.  
  120. Man: You like those big crusty balls, don’t you?
  121.  
  122. Poodle: Yes, quite, immediately!!
  123.  
  124. Foxhound: Oh dear god, woman. That's not how mounting works! Avert your eyes Madame Princess!
  125.  
  126. BORK BORK BORK
  127.  
  128. *sex noises fade out*
  129.  
  130. *barks fade out*
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