Carmen gets Adrian to enter

[19:42] <Adrian_Erabos> ((asterisks for chat messages *))
[19:43]  * bucolicBunyan [VV] sprouted a connection to imperfectAmigo [AA]
[19:43] <bucolicBunyan> YOOOOOOOO
[19:43] <bucolicBunyan> Are u done with ur shit yet?????
[19:43] <bucolicBunyan> Ur takin forever!!!! :((((
[19:43]  * Adrian_Erabos takes off his helmet and sits on the couch, lifting his cellphone and opening the chat client
[19:43] <Adrian_Erabos> *sorry miss impatient, was getting a guy back to his familia, never gonna get another oportunidad is he?
[19:44] <Adrian_Erabos> *now. what the fuck do you wanted to do?
[19:44] <bucolicBunyan> The thing!!!!
[19:44] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool cool.
[19:44]  * bucolicBunyan double clicks on the executable she downloaded from the axe forum
[19:44] <Adrian_Erabos> *como
[19:45] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are taking your damn long tiempo right there
[19:45] <bucolicBunyan> Me???????
[19:45] <bucolicBunyan> Ur the one that said kthXbai Imma go on a trip!!!
[19:45] <Jamster> You click on the file and open it
[19:46] <Adrian_Erabos> *you couldn't set this thing when i wasn't here?!
[19:46] <Jamster> A program titled SBURB pops up!
[19:46] <Jamster> The screen shows a young man sitting with his phone.
[19:46] <bucolicBunyan> I had a timer n shit!!!!
[19:46] <Jamster> There are a couple of tabs you can click on
[19:46] <bucolicBunyan> U hafta be here!!! :OOO
[19:46]  * bucolicBunyan look at tabs
[19:47]  * Adrian_Erabos stands up and grabs a beer from the fridge
[19:48] <Jamster> You notice the young man on your screen get up to grab something from his fridge
[19:48] <Adrian_Erabos> *so... how are the shenanigans going?
[19:48] <Jamster> You see everything the young man does.
[19:50] <Jamster> You click on the first tab and notice four different machines.
[19:50]  * Adrian_Erabos goes into the bathroom to reapply the human makeup
[19:50] <Adrian_Erabos> *YAAAAAWN
[19:50] <bucolicBunyan> U wear makeup toooooo????? :OOOOOO
[19:50] <bucolicBunyan> LOL
[19:50]  * bucolicBunyan look at the 4 weird machine things
[19:51] <Adrian_Erabos> *have to... stop watching me and just do the thing
[19:51] <bucolicBunyan> Cant take any of ur own medicine???? >:DDDD
[19:51] <Jamster> You take note of each machine, the Alchmiter, Totem Lathe, Cruxtruder, and Punch Designix.
[19:52] <Adrian_Erabos> *what you mean? :?
[19:52] <bucolicBunyan> All u ever talk about is u gettin peeps to watch me!!!!
[19:52]  * bucolicBunyan clicks on the alchemiter
[19:52] <Jamster> You notice that all four of these machines are in your house.
[19:53] <Jamster> As you click on the Alchmiter, it becomes attached to your mouse.
[19:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *wont go into that 'gain, C.
[19:53] <Jamster> Adrian cannot see it.
[19:53] <bucolicBunyan> Okay Imma do shit to ur shit now!!!!
[19:53] <bucolicBunyan> Get ready!!! :DDDD
[19:53] <bucolicBunyan> ((house description?))
[19:55] <Adrian_Erabos> ((oh fuck.... well, ill give a simple one for now. there's a rather big spatious lobby with a wide couch in front of a flatscreen, free space between a dining table and the rest of the room, there are various doors leading into a smallish kitchen a fucking huge bedroom with a huge bed, and the bathroom, there's a door in the bedroom leading into a narrow but big room that kind of looks like a lab))
[19:55] <Adrian_Erabos> ((there's a general mess but everything seems to have some sort of flow))
[19:57]  * bucolicBunyan puts the alchemiter smack in the center of the lobby/lounge, blocking the TV
[19:57]  * Adrian_Erabos comes out of the bathroom and takes another sip, the groans
[19:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *wtf is that, C?
[19:57] <bucolicBunyan> The stuff!!!! :DDDD
[19:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *no, seryously. the fuck is that?
[19:57] <Jamster> Adrian bears a big THUNK as the machine is placed down.
[19:57] <bucolicBunyan> Theres a buncha this shit I gotta dump in ur house!!!
[19:58] <Adrian_Erabos> *can you not cover anything importante, porfavor?
[19:58] <Adrian_Erabos> *cant really expect you to keep your palabra
[19:58] <bucolicBunyan> This thingy looks kinda like one of those apple peeler thingys!!!
[19:58] <bucolicBunyan> Ill put it in ur kitchen for u
[19:59]  * bucolicBunyan puts the totem lathe in the smallish kitchen, basically taking up all the floorspace
[19:59] <Jamster> THUNK
[19:59] <Adrian_Erabos> *that was otra de esas things right?
[19:59]  * Adrian_Erabos facepalms
[20:00]  * Adrian_Erabos sits down on the couch and props his feet up in the big giant machine
[20:00]  * bucolicBunyan Tries to move some of the mess out of the way in the bedroom
[20:01] <Adrian_Erabos> >you pick up a few dropped clothes and stuff like that
[20:01]  * bucolicBunyan tries to toss the stuff into the corner of the room by the door
[20:02] <Adrian_Erabos> >you do so
[20:03]  * bucolicBunyan plops the cruxtathingymabob in the bedroom
[20:03] <Adrian_Erabos> *so... what are this hunks of metal for? no parecen ser muy compactos
[20:03] <Jamster> THUNK
[20:03] <bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX goin on with them!!!
[20:03] <bucolicBunyan> Theyre just shit u need for stuff
[20:03] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh, but ofc
[20:04] <bucolicBunyan> This thingy I put in ur bedroom its gonna have a timer thingy on it!!!! DDDD:
[20:04] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta do the stuff before then or u get Xploded!!! DDDD:
[20:04]  * Adrian_Erabos stands up and enters the room, finishing his beer
[20:04] <bucolicBunyan> Guess what I can dooooo???????
[20:04] <Adrian_Erabos> *according to the guy that was here a while ago, the explosiones happen no matter what
[20:05] <Jamster> You notice the machine in your room.  It has a wheel and a chimney like thing attached to it.  There's a blank screen under the wheel.
[20:05] <bucolicBunyan> I got a surpriiiise for u!!! :DDD
[20:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *yo, Carcar, the timer thing is blank
[20:05]  * bucolicBunyan clicks on some of the pile of clothes and stuff and waves her cursor around Adrian's head
[20:06] <bucolicBunyan> We gotta open the thing first!!!
[20:06] <Adrian_Erabos> *just get it over wit---
[20:06] <Jamster> The clothes fly around Adrian'# head.
[20:06] <Adrian_Erabos> FUCK!
[20:06] <bucolicBunyan> :DDDDD
[20:06]  * Adrian_Erabos takes his gun out of its holster and aims it at the clothes
[20:07]  * bucolicBunyan boofs Adrian right in the face with the clothes
[20:07]  * Adrian_Erabos SLOOOOWLY holsters the gun again
[20:07] <Adrian_Erabos> *dont fucking scare me like that. never
[20:07] <bucolicBunyan> U really thaaaat paranoid bout ur own shirts n shit???
[20:07] <bucolicBunyan> Shit man
[20:08] <Adrian_Erabos> *security systems everywhere you kno?
[20:08] <Adrian_Erabos> *can you see them?
[20:08] <bucolicBunyan> Course I can!!!!
[20:08] <Adrian_Erabos> *k so.... just do the rest of the things
[20:09] <bucolicBunyan> Ur probs too muchuva wimp to get this shitty thing open urself so Ill just help u!!!!
[20:09]  * bucolicBunyan grabs Adrians huge bed and drops it on top of the tube lid thingy
[20:09] <Adrian_Erabos> ...
[20:09] <Jamster> Roll for perform.
[20:09] <`DICE> Jamster rolled for perform. error: malformed expression
[20:09] <Adrian_Erabos> im gonna fuching kill this girl.
[20:10] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
[20:10] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
[20:10] <Jamster> You drop the bed on top of the thing, and the floor beneath it CRACKS.
[20:11] <Jamster> The Cruxtruder sinks into the floor a little, and the bed Snaps in half.
[20:11] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO dead you know right?
[20:11] <bucolicBunyan> Can u tell if the lid came off?????
[20:11] <Adrian_Erabos> *this shit costed money
[20:11] <bucolicBunyan> Guess what duuuuuude?????
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> Money doesnt mean shit anymore!!!!
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> MaddoX said u can just make all the fuckin stuff u want in this game!!!!
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> :DDDDD
[20:12] <Adrian_Erabos> *if i ever find you again, im breakin your bed
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOO
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> Oh fuck Im sooooo scared!!!!
[20:12] <bucolicBunyan> Ill jus make another one
[20:13] <Adrian_Erabos> *well, in that case you owe me a fucking bed
[20:13] <bucolicBunyan> I dont owe u anythin!!!! :((((
[20:13] <bucolicBunyan> Im saving ur life duuuuude!!!!
[20:13] <bucolicBunyan> That p much covers everythin!!!
[20:13] <Adrian_Erabos> *and you rompiste my cama!
[20:14] <bucolicBunyan> QUE TRISTE
[20:14] <Adrian_Erabos> *the damn thing didn't even open!!!!!!
[20:14] <bucolicBunyan> Now lets get the fuck on with this shit
[20:14] <Adrian_Erabos> *con un carajo carmen,
[20:14]  * bucolicBunyan lifts the bed up to see if the lid opened
[20:15] <Jamster> The lid did not open.
[20:15]  * bucolicBunyan tries again
[20:16]  * Adrian_Erabos props himself up on the damn thing and shoots the lid
[20:17] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
[20:17] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
[20:19] <Jamster> The bed failed to open it.
[20:19]  * bucolicBunyan looks around the room and nearby rooms for anything heavy
[20:19]  * bucolicBunyan looks for a safe
[20:20] <Adrian_Erabos> ((there is indeed a small safe serving as a bedside table))
[20:23]  * bucolicBunyan picks up the safe
[20:23] <Jamster> Despite popular belief, the lid actually came off when Adrians hot it.
[20:23] <Adrian_Erabos> *was it THAT hard?
[20:24]  * Adrian_Erabos turns the lid now that there's nothing obstructing the tube
[20:24] <bucolicBunyan> S not like I knew shootin it would work!!!!
[20:24] <Jamster> As you turn the valve, a cylinder pops up, along with a tealish orb!
[20:24] <Jamster> The orb floats in the middle of the air.
[20:25] <Adrian_Erabos> *...what the fuck is that?
[20:25] <Adrian_Erabos> *the fuck is happening with my life today
[20:25] <bucolicBunyan> That thing is the fuckin worst!!!!! DDDD:
[20:26] <bucolicBunyan> Jus ignore it n hope it doesnt do anything!!!
[20:26] <bucolicBunyan> If you chuck shit at it then it might stop botherin u!!!!
[20:26] <Adrian_Erabos> *but... wtf is it?
[20:26] <bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know!!!!
[20:26] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh
[20:26]  * Adrian_Erabos grabs a shirt from the ground and throws it at the sprite
[20:26] <bucolicBunyan> Its annoying n it flashing like a fuckin strobe light so I hate it!!!!
[20:27] <bucolicBunyan> Mine almost killed me!!!!!!
[20:27]  * bucolicBunyan tries clicking on the annoying ball thing
[20:27] <Adrian_Erabos> *strobe lights? like these?
[20:27] <Jamster> The sprite dodges the shirt.
[20:27]  * Adrian_Erabos presses a button on his wall and a lights system begins well... strobe-ing
[20:28] <Jamster> The orb dances along with the strobe light.
[20:28] <bucolicBunyan> FUUUUUUUUCK
[20:28] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool shit, right?
[20:28]  * bucolicBunyan closes her eyes as her computer screen proceeds to flip the fuck out
[20:28]  * Adrian_Erabos presses the button again, the ligths turn off
[20:28]  * bucolicBunyan begins clicking on random stuff while clamping her eyes shut
[20:28] <Jamster> The orb is still dancing.
[20:29]  * Adrian_Erabos goes into the lab and grabs a small canister of sopor
[20:29] <Adrian_Erabos> yo. light thing, you want some?
[20:30] <Jamster> The orb thing denies you.  The orb thing also thinks less of you.  Don't do drugs kids.
[20:30]  * bucolicBunyan continues clicking on random things with her eyes shut
[20:30] <Adrian_Erabos> cool cool.
[20:30] <Adrian_Erabos> so... wtf are you?
[20:31] <Jamster> The orb just floats there.
[20:31] <Jamster> Roll for Perform Bucolic.
[20:31] <`DICE> Jamster rolled for Perform Bucolic. error: malformed expression
[20:31] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
[20:31] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
[20:31] <Jamster> You luckily don't do anything dumb while randomly clicking.  You just make a little mess with the clothes.
[20:31] <Jamster> Adrian also notices the blank screen has numbers on it now.
[20:32] <Jamster> 3:18
[20:32]  * Adrian_Erabos picks up the cylinder
[20:32]  * bucolicBunyan cracks her eyes open
[20:32]  * bucolicBunyan stops clicking on random things
[20:32] <bucolicBunyan> OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
[20:32] <bucolicBunyan> TIMER TIME!!!!
[20:32]  * bucolicBunyan frantically looks around for the card thingy she used
[20:33] <Jamster> You find it in the other tab.
[20:33] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool... so the cylinder. what bout it?
[20:34] <bucolicBunyan> TAKE IT TO THE APPLE PEELER THINGY!!!!
[20:34] <bucolicBunyan> GOGOGOGOGO
[20:34]  * Adrian_Erabos goes to the kitchen
[20:34]  * bucolicBunyan takes the card, sweeping everything off of the kitchen counter and placing it on the counter
[20:35]  * Adrian_Erabos facepalms as he has to climb around the machine.
[20:35] <Jamster> The orb follows you as you move.
[20:35]  * Adrian_Erabos throws a half full can at the orb that was lying in the counter
[20:35] <Adrian_Erabos> STOP FOLLOWING!!!!
[20:36] <Jamster> The orb dodges your can.  You think you see Dikembe Mutombo's face in the orb for a brief second.
[20:37] <bucolicBunyan> TAKE THE CARD THINGY AND STICK IT IN THE SLOT THINGY!!!
[20:37] <bucolicBunyan> U GOTTA HIT THE BUTTON TO MAKE THE SHIT!!!
[20:37]  * Adrian_Erabos does so with a bit of hurry,
[20:38] <Jamster> The machine makes an odd buzzing sound.
[20:39] <Jamster> You see a spot where you think the cylinder could go.
[20:39] <Adrian_Erabos> sigh.
[20:39]  * Adrian_Erabos puts the weird glassy cylinder on the thing
[20:40]  * Adrian_Erabos presses the button again
[20:40] <Jamster> The machine carves the weird glassy cylinder thing.
[20:41]  * Adrian_Erabos takes out the modern art  piece
[20:41] <Adrian_Erabos> *SOOOOOO...?!
[20:41] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta take it to that thingy I put in ur living room!!!!!
[20:41] <bucolicBunyan> It does a thing to make a thing!!!! :OOOO
[20:42]  * Adrian_Erabos half-runs to his living room and puts the cylinder in its apparent platform
[20:43] <bucolicBunyan> A thing is gonna pop up and u gotta figure out whatchu gotta to to it!!!!
[20:43] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool cool
[20:43] <bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX gonna pop out tho!!! DDDD:
[20:44] <Adrian_Erabos> *sigh, why do i even bother?
[20:44] <bucolicBunyan> ???????
[20:44]  * Adrian_Erabos picks up motorcycle helmet and throws it at the orb
[20:45] <Jamster> The machine begins scanning the carved cylinder.
[20:45] <Adrian_Erabos> *why wont this thing stop following me?!
[20:45] <Jamster> The orb tries to dodge, but it misses!
[20:45] <Jamster> *fails to dodge
[20:45] <Jamster> The orb suddenly absorbs your helmet, becoming HelmetSprite!
[20:45] <Jamster> You hear a noise behind you.
[20:46] <Jamster> You notice three tealish balls lying on the center platform.
[20:46] <Jamster> Each one has a different symbol on them.  There's a star, an octopus, and a flame.
[20:47]  * Adrian_Erabos picks up one of the balls
[20:47] <Adrian_Erabos> ....the fuck...?
[20:47] <bucolicBunyan> Ill tryn keep this fucker away from u while u figure that shit out!!!
[20:47] <Jamster> The ball feels quite light.
[20:47] <bucolicBunyan> What the fuck are they???
[20:47]  * Adrian_Erabos picks up the other balls
[20:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *i dunno?
[20:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *you tell me
[20:48] <bucolicBunyan> Well u gotta so something withem!!!!
[20:48] <Jamster> Each ball feels equally light.
[20:49]  * Adrian_Erabos throws one of the balls in the air and catches it again
[20:49] <Jamster> You feel a very large rumble as you do so, but it stops as soon you catch it.
[20:49]  * Adrian_Erabos throws all the balls  into the air
[20:50] <Adrian_Erabos> wtf am i doing with my life
[20:50]  * bucolicBunyan tries clicking on the ball in the air
[20:50] <Jamster> You throw all the balls in the air.
[20:50] <Jamster> Oh god, what now
[20:51]  * Adrian_Erabos unholsters his gun and shoots one of the balls
[20:51] <Jamster> Uh
[20:51] <Jamster> Roll to hit
[20:51] <`DICE> Jamster rolled to hit error: malformed expression
[20:51] <Adrian_Erabos> roll 1d20+3
[20:51] <`DICE> Adrian_Erabos rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
[20:52] <Jamster> You miss terribly.  You actually hit the cruxtruder some how.
[20:52] <bucolicBunyan> What are u doin?????
[20:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *IDK!
[20:53] <bucolicBunyan> HOLY SHIT that was such a bad shot!!!!!
[20:53] <bucolicBunyan> U want me to hold one for u????
[20:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *IM NERVOUS K?
[20:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *SURE!
[20:53]  * bucolicBunyan clicks on one of the balls to hold it still in the air
[20:53] <Jamster> You try to click on one of the balls, but find that you are unable to!
[20:54] <bucolicBunyan> I cant pick them up for some reason!!!! DDDD:
[20:54] <Adrian_Erabos> *any ideas?
[20:54] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh ffs
[20:54] <bucolicBunyan> Stomp on them????
[20:54] <bucolicBunyan> Try biting them??????
[20:54] <bucolicBunyan> Shoot them on the ground??????
[20:54] <bucolicBunyan> IDK!!!!
[20:54] <Adrian_Erabos> *juggling?
[20:54]  * Adrian_Erabos attempts to juggle the balls
[20:55] <Jamster> Roll for perform.
[20:55] <`DICE> Jamster rolled for perform. error: malformed expression
[20:56] <Adrian_Erabos> roll 1d20+2
[20:56] <`DICE> Adrian_Erabos rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
[20:56] <Jamster> You try to juggle the balls, but you do so very slowly and shittly.  You have obviously never juggled before in your life.
[20:56] <Jamster> However, the objects are happy that you tried.
[20:57] <Jamster> You are BLINDED by a white flash!
[20:57] <Jamster> Your whole house shakes!
[20:57] <Jamster> Congratulations, you have entered!
[20:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *i tried
[20:57] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOOOOO
[20:57] <Jamster> You gain 20 exp, and are now level 2!
[20:57] <bucolicBunyan> YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
[20:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *did that do the... what?
[20:57] <bucolicBunyan> NOW U DONT GET xPLODED!!!!
[20:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *did i do the thing?
[20:57] <bucolicBunyan> U did the thing :))))
[20:58] <bucolicBunyan> Now ur gonna be a in a neeeeeeew place!!!! :DDDD
[20:58] <Adrian_Erabos> *well.... ffs this was annoying, i actually feel like sleeping for once in like 10 years
[20:58] <bucolicBunyan> Dont go the fuck to sleep yet!!!!!
[20:58] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta see where u are!!!!! DDDD:
[20:58] <bucolicBunyan> Its so exciting!!!!!
[20:58] <Adrian_Erabos> *its figurative, C
[20:58] <Adrian_Erabos> *sighhhhhhh
[20:59] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are annoying you know right?
[20:59] <bucolicBunyan> Pssssssssssh
[20:59]  * Adrian_Erabos heads to the window
[20:59] <bucolicBunyan> I just saved ur life!!!
[20:59] <bucolicBunyan> That sounds p not annoying to meeee
[21:00] <bucolicBunyan> There now u cant say I put a death sentence n shit on ur head.....
[21:00] <bucolicBunyan> S all good now k?
[21:01] <Adrian_Erabos> *alright, gotta admit this was kind of fun k?
[21:01] <Adrian_Erabos> this wasn't fun at all
[21:02] <bucolicBunyan> I mean the whole fuckin mess isnt really fun at all!!!
[21:02] <bucolicBunyan> Xept for being able to make ur stuff float around :PPPP
[21:03] <bucolicBunyan> Thats p fun!!!
[21:03] <Adrian_Erabos> *i still want a bed
[21:03] <bucolicBunyan> U got a huge fuckin couch for now I guess.....
[21:03] <Adrian_Erabos> *good point
[21:03] <bucolicBunyan> I was trying to help!!!!
[21:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *sigh....
[21:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *thanks carmen
[21:05] <bucolicBunyan> Ur welcome!!!!!!
[21:05] <Adrian_Erabos> im so going to kill you
[21:05] <Adrian_Erabos> maybe not, but the point stands
[21:06] <bucolicBunyan> I can see u mumbling shit there!!!!
[21:06] <Adrian_Erabos> probs wont, as annoying as you are you are still kind of---
[21:06] <bucolicBunyan> Dont really give a fuck whatchur saying so u just keep doin whatevs
[21:06] <Adrian_Erabos> *what? k
[21:06] <bucolicBunyan> Whaddya see out the window????
[21:06] <Adrian_Erabos> i dunno?
[21:06]  * Adrian_Erabos looks out