<Vermin> haha speaking of light guns
<Vermin> i'm doing laser tag with GUESS WHO
<Sabator> god damnit vermin i keep thinking you're vonny
<Sabator> with the V in your name
<Sabator> and the starting sentences with "haha"
* Vermin is now known as vormin
<Sabator> two can play at this game
* Sabator is now known as shadator
<shadator> s^
<vormin> haha oh wow



<Sabator> lack of funding means we have to lay off some employees
* Sabator removes channel half-operator status from Vermin
* Sabator removes channel half-operator status from ZZhaZZ
<Sabator> we'll give you a good reference
* Sabator has been kicked from #pimi by Blacklotus (YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING YOU WILL REGRET THIS)




<sambatiem4tambo> THERE IS NO WAY:
<sambatiem4tambo> TO REPAIR THE BREAK
<Sabator> there is no way to repair the beak
<Demikain> did you try glue
<Sabator> there is no way to re-pear the break
<sambatiem4tambo> no, you dicks, there is NO WAY to repair the break
<tgies> There's no fucking pears.
<Sabator> there is OI VEY to repair the break
<tgies> oh god fifi you're in here
<tgies> get out
<Sabator> there is no way to repair the brakes
<sambatiem4tambo> Sabator: i'm going to strangle you
<Sabator> there is No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way? No Way! No Way?
<sambatiem4tambo> HAHA
<tgies> leave
<sambatiem4tambo> sabator: die
<Blacklotus> this meme is an eyesore




<Sabator> paging doctor demikain
<Tom> how long'd you sleep for?
<Sabator> since 6pm
<Smacktard> haha
<Smacktard> oh my
<Tom> not bad
<Sabator> paging doctor demDEMIKAIN
<Sabator> we have a code blue in fireking's ASS
<daFty> hahahahahahahahaha
<daFty> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Smacktard> hahaha
<daFty> oh god that's good






<tgies> bye computers
* tgies has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Sabator> computers will miss yo- oh
<Sabator> fuck yes, i am now the resident japanese expert here
<marasamune> I thought FS spoke japanese somewhat
<marasamune> shouldn't you two duel?
<Sabator> marasamune: k
* Sabator sets ban on *!*hahaohwow@*.ptldor.fios.verizon.net
* Sabator has kicked fs-altnick from #pimi (Sabator)
<Sabator> so yeah, japanese expert. me.
<marasamune> fair enough





(this is a parody of the "wolf" irc game aka "mafia")
<sabrina> attention villagers you have 60 seconds to discuss your suspicions
<FireQueen> it's tgies
<sabrina> motion passed; banning tgies
* sabrina sets ban on tgies!*@*
<sabrina> the village is safe forevers
<XxPrincessPunkxX> I heard he had a follower
<XxPrincessPunkxX> whose powers are now active now that tgies is gone
* sabrina sets ban on g-flex!*@*
<sabrina> village is safe forevers
<XxPrincessPunkxX> hooray





<WER> Hey, trainer!
<WER> Is your bag full of items?
<WER> Or is it full of dreams?
<Demikain> its full of boats
<Blacklotus> thats thinking with your boat






in #animutation

<Sabator> hey tgies
<Sabator> look over there
<Sabator> look it's uh a parade of SK-1s
<tgies> !
<Sabator> *LEG SWEEP*
Sabator has quit (Quit: ESCAPE LIKE THE WIND)

in #pimi

<Sabator> okay he shouldn't be able to find me here
* Sabator is now known as a_flower
<a_flower> if anyone asks sabator went that way
<tgies> has anyone seen sabator
<tgies> he just sort of kicked the air and ran away
<tgies> and i'm trying to figure out what's up with that.
<Majin> he went "that way"
<a_flower> also before he left he told me he was trying to leg sweep you, you thick faggot
<tgies> also he admitted that he was gay
<tgies> for leandros
<a_flower> well anyway he went down that bottomless pit
<a_flower> you should find him at the bottom so just jump down
<a_flower> it's not that deep
<tgies> i don't believe it.
<a_flower> why would i lie to you i'm just a regular old flower
<a_flower> making a living here selling pollen
<Demikain> i'll take some pollen
<a_flower> i see a lot of guys, this is a busy flowerbed, y'see
<Demikain> 10bux?
<a_flower> if i say i saw a guy, i saw a guy
<a_flower> Demikain: weird, usually only bees come to buy my wares. it's $1 per microgramme
<tgies> a_flower i posit that you are not a flower at all but rather a member of the itty bitty shitty titty committee
<tgies> namelSABATOR;
<a_flower> tgies look over there it's a girlfriend dispensing machine
<a_flower> lLOOK
<a_flower> over there
<tgies> that's a rather poor sort of joke since i'd be the last person to need one
<tgies> you didn't think this through
<a_flower> demikain
<a_flower> keep tgies busy for a moment just like sing a song of anime or some shit
a_flower has quit (Quit: escape, wind, etc)

in #machogang

<tgies> sabator you have a lot of 'splaining to do
*Sabator has quit (Quit: lol dongs)

in #animutation

<a_small_insect> anyone seen a_flower, he's fucking late with his deliveries
<tgies> RIGHT
* a_small_insect has been kicked from #animutation by tgies (CRACP)
* Sabator has joined #animutation
<sabator> god fuck you
<tgies> owned, chumpdump




<FireKing> i would hate to live with a strict vegetarian family
<Demikain> i'd say fuck em
<Demikain> and throw some ham at their faces
<Demikain> not that I dislike vegetarianism, but if the kid wants to eat meat then let him eat his meat
<Demikain> otherwise he can't have any pudding
* Sabator gives channel operator status to Demikain



<G-Flex> the problem is no one looks at the actual reasons why Nazi Germany HAPPENED.
<G-Flex> you have to look back at WWI/post-WWI
<G-Flex> Germany got slammed with the blame for WWI and had INSANE economic sanctions placed on it
<G-Flex> which really fucked over their country
<Perry> well to be fair alot of countries have been devasted economically and NOT attempted genocide





(poopkid was a megaHAL bot type thing)
<tgies> poopkid i'm mavis beacon, bacon maven
<FireKing> poopkid mavis takes off her shirt
<tgies> poopkid i'm mavis beacon munches bacon
<poopkid> FireKing: And it takes her to come off.
<Sabator> why is poopkid ignoring tgies
<poopkid> God dammit poopkid this is never go past stage 1 (ignoring.
<FireKing> tgies poopkid is ignoring you
<poopkid> Yeah poopkid that is used to ignoring i.
<tgies> whoa he is isn't he.
<tgies> what the hell.
<tgies> poopkid.
<tgies> hey.
<Sabator> poopkid tgies
<poopkid> Sabator: Kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies kill tgies what.
<Sabator> ALAOALAO
<sabator> ALAOALAOL;AOALAA
<tgies> LAOLAOAL FUCK.
<tgies> PROGRAM TERMINATED.
* poopkid has quit ([wgiowrb.net] Local kill by tgies (OW.))






<Vermin> guys my gpa is 3.0345 am i cool yet
* Leandros (~sas@sa-D3120728.cable.wanadoo.nl) has joined #pimi
<Kona> 4.5
<Kona> bam sucka
<Sabator> that's in inches?
<Sabator> lol your penis is tiny
<Sabator> do you agree leandros
<Leandros> I concur




* Sabator is now known as vinney
<@vinney> WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, NICKSERV
* Quits: @vinney (Ryan@sa-AA759951.cable.ubr02.pert.blueyonder.co.uk) (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))





* Topic for #machogang is: the suicide bomb is when you take a dump on her chest and rub it around with pages of the qu'ran
<tgies> it's qur'an
<skauert> tgies why don't you
<skauert> correct it then
<tgies> because it's +t......................................
* skauert sets mode -t #machogang
* im_sabator has changed the topic to: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
* tgies has changed the topic to: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
<im_sabator> ALAOALAOL
<tgies> .
<im_sabator> LAOALAOALAOALA
<skauert> wow
<tgies> What.
<im_sabator> HIVEDICKS
<tgies> How.
<tgies> How.
<tgies> Oh my god.
<skauert> that was amazing
<randumb> what the fuck
<skauert> tgies you realize this means your brain is working on sabator-level
<tgies> Is that the same number of Is
<tgies> OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS.
<tgies> WHAT THE HELL.





<tgies> sabator.is.not.tgies.net
<tgies> transferred:
<tgies> Upwards of 3 GB
<tgies> last month
<Sabator> Cool
<tgies> How did you do that.
<tgies> Most of the traffic seems to be from 4chanpartyvan.net
<tgies> Anyway that's hilarious and all by which I mean give me money.
<Sabator> guess i'll encode shit properly next time loller
<Sabator> anyway fine i'll give you a dollar.
<tgies> sabator it's
<tgies> after fees
<tgies> $0.00
<tgies>  Payment   From   Ryan Tetlow   Oct. 4, 2007   Completed   Details     $0.25 USD   -$0.25 USD
<tgies>   Payment   From   Ryan Tetlow   Oct. 4, 2007   Completed   Details     $0.25 USD   -$0.25 USD
<tgies>   Payment   From   Ryan Tetlow   Oct. 4, 2007   Completed   Details     $0.25 USD   -$0.25 USD
<tgies> You sent me
<tgies> 75 cents
<tgies> I received
<tgies> 0 cents
<tgies> This is the worst dollar ever and I hate you



<Sabator> "a z-80 super computer"
<tgies> lmfao
<tgies> im guessing you have some notion of what a z80 is
<Sabator> yea
<tgies> you might know the z80 from: Your fucking washing machine
<bofh> tgies: get with the times waching machines these days have web interfaces and run linux
<Sabator> my washing machine automatically updates my twitter whenever i put a load in it
<tgies> kind of like my girlfriend
<Sabator> holy shit


<Sabator> if you got any india questions ask irysa, he knows everythin there is to know
<Sabator> about his homeland
<Nhat> irysa u inida?
<Irysa> my mum is from sikkim which was a seperate state till it was absorbed into india
<Irysa> i'm closer to being from nepal than india
<Frostbolt> whenever a form says 'whats your nationality'
<Frostbolt> i keep putting chinese down ;-;
<Frostbolt> should i consider myself
<Frostbolt> hongkanese
<Frostbolt> (wat)
<Sabator> idk
<Nhat> its china now
<Nhat> since it get given bak by the english
<Frostbolt> skeen
<Sabator> you could just make something up, like how irysa made up a country so he wouldnt consider himself indian



<polarity> dude 2 chars thats like 4 diff matchups!
<Sabator> ryu vs ken, ryu mirror, ken mirror
<Sabator> what's the fourth
<polarity> ken vs ryu
<Sabator> oh ya
<polarity> wow.
<polarity> just.
<polarity> wow.



<tgies> some of the juniper gear addresses me by my first name which is off-putting
<tgies> it also asks me questions
<tgies> Where is the configuration file Tony
<tgies> Could not load configuration file specified in MRS001
<tgies> and I'm like It's right here god damn are you fucking blind stop shouting
<tgies> and it's like YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A CONFIGURATION FILE TONY
<tgies> and I'm like JUST PARSE THE FILE YOU
<tgies> YOU
<tgies> DOUBLE ROUTER


<DamageDesu> top-left
<Taiko> middle
<DamageDesu> bottom right
<Taiko> top middle
<DamageDesu> bottom middle
<Taiko> fuck
<Taiko> I HAVE ALREADY FORESEEN MY DEFEAT
<DamageDesu>
<Taiko> your next move opens a twoway and it's an unblockable setup
<DamageDesu>  ┐(¯ε¯ )┌
<Taiko> bottom left
<DamageDesu> top right
<Taiko> tic tac toe is banned here from now on



<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> i had a dream that sabator was dating slugbugs sister
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> and then for some reason everyone was on jeopardy except david letterman was hosting
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> and somehow this was going to help slugbug's sister see that sabator was a gay stupid fag b/c i was on a team with sabator and i was supposed to make us lose
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> but im an overachiever so i couldnt
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> and slugbug got really mad b/c he needed to make his sister break up w/ sabator foooooooooooooooooooooooor some reason that I think involved the boy scouts of america
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> anyway slugbug got mad at me and we got a Friends' Divorce.
<slugbug> a dudevorce
<NON-NARRATIVE_ANIME> yes
<bofh> ALOALAOLAOLAOALAOLAOLAOL DUDEVORCE



<DamageDesu> eirei let's FT1
<eirei> let's ft0 instead
<DamageDesu> okay
<DamageDesu> Let's do this
<eirei> ggs
<DamageDesu> GGs




<Dio> i think i'll go ahead and buy this shitty wow game
<Dio> it's on sale for 20 dollars off total on amazon
<Dio> when i say 20 dollars off i mean on everything together
<sabator> >buying wow
<Dio> how am i supposed to keep up with friends discussions about the gmae
<Dio> if i dont play with them
<sabator> that reminds me of the time my friends got into heroin
<sabator> so i started injecting heroin into my arm
<sabator> because i wanted to keep up on the latest heroin news




<tgies> i'm at my friend's place and we always do gayass flirty shit bc its how we do, she's been my bro since like forever, thats just our thing bc we're fags + horrible
<tgies> girlfriend don't give a fuck she knows how it is
<tgies> anyway her Cool Weed-Smoking Grandma is there
<tgies> she shows up outta nowhere
<tgies> and like, pokes me in the neck
<tgies> "YOU'RE the one i've been hearing about. you had BETTER not be putting the moves on my granddaughter"
<tgies> like half-joking right
<tgies> i say
<tgies> "Not my best ones, ma'am"
<tgies> shes like OH SHIT GRANDMA YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED and grandma is like DAAAAMN
<tgies> owned a grandma.



<tgies> i charged $85 to type convert logo.gif logo.ico
<tgies> that's how much someone paid for me to do that
<tgies> I told them a way that they could do it themselves, in 5 minutes, in terms that my grandma would have no problems with
<tgies> And they decided that it was a better decision to part with eighty-five US dollars
<tgies> they decided that they should pay 6 hours' worth of the average person's wage in the US
<tgies> For me to type convert logo.gif logo.ico
<tgies> Instead of downloading a free program, opening it, clicking "Open", and clicking "Save"
<tgies> Like five people put their heads together and decided this
<tgies> They had a meeting about it.
<tgies> No shit, there was a meeting
<Flex> lmao was there actually a meeting
<tgies> They had a meeting
<tgies> "We need to have a meeting to discuss how to handle the icon issue."
<tgies> - words they said
<tgies> so really, they wasted probably a few man-hours
<tgies> electing not to spend 5 minutes to open and save a file
<tgies> "Let's have a huge meeting to decide whether we're going to re-save this file in a different format, and then let's decide that we won't and instead give an outside consultant 85 dollars to do it." - conscious thought that several people formulated today and didn't immediately discard
<tgies> Then someone had to write a memo to accounts payable to justify the expense
<tgies> Which they approved