>be me
>attended shitty community college
>all my courses suck except for Spanish
>Spanish prof is a 7.8/10 Colombian woman, considering all the bitches are ugly here, shes probably the hottest
>Spanish prof is kind and caring always giving attention to everyone to make sure we all get things right
>Spanish prof always gives me this funny look every time I make eye contact with her.
>Shes always smiling and laughing when interacting with other students but when she looks at me, she gives off this blank expression and her eyes widens up a little as If I fucked up on something.
>class finishes. Catch bus to downtown for work
>Work part-time at this hipster bar as a bartender
>cleaning cups and serving hipsterfaggots cocktails
>someone sits down at the counter
>wtf.jpeg
>Its my Spanish teacher.
>She gives me this surprised look on her face and smiles at me
>feel shy as fuck.
>we chat a little, I'm too nervous as fuck to ask her anything.
>Pretend to be busy and clean cups and make drinks.
>All them dudes trying to hit on her and buy her drinks
>She turns all of them down

>Work finishes.
>about to catch bus back home
>suddenly feel a tap on my back. Quickly turn around.
>Spanish teacher right up to my face.
>"Going home anon?"
>"y-yes...”
>Spanish teacher wants to chat
>"Lets go to that coffee shop and have a chat anon!"
>"ummm....okay”
>Normally I score easy with women but something is putting spaghetti in my pants
>Go to cafe.
>Chat about school and shit
>Finds out, she is hates her job, even though she always teaches the class in a positive manner
>Asks me about what I want to do and shit
>"Omg anon! That’s so like me when I was your age!"
>Suddenly feeling like an alpha
>"Hey you wanna grab dinner and drinks with me?"
>feelingintensifies.gif
>"Sure, I’d love to!"
>its happening.jpeg

>eat at Chipotle (she insisted) inb4 beaner/spic reference
>we go to a sports bar where I used to get drunk every weekend
>Spanish teacher starts to turn red, can't handle her booze
>She starts to get bit touchy, asking personal questions and such
>"Do you ever pick up girls here anon? What do you do at home after school? What your parents like?”
>Try to play it cool
>11:00 pm
>we get on the same bus back home
>bus is crowded as fuck.
>both of us standing in the middle with all sorts of people squished together
>bus is moving, my leg feels weird
>I roll my eyes to my right leg
>Spanish teacher is slowly rubbing my leg and up to my thigh with her finger
>She continued to brittle my leg and knee through the whole trip
>Pretend not to notice.
>goosebumps everywhere
>getting horny as fuck now
>Bus comes to stop
>Spanish teacher holds my hand gently
>"come with me"
>We walk back to her place.
>She doesn't say a word. She just kept on dragging me.
>I follow.

>Inside her apartment
>messy as fuck
>dirty clothe everywhere and garbage laying around
>did not expect from a Spanish teacher who comes to work all dressed nicely
>She offers me water
>As I sit quietly, she begins to give me the same funny expression she gives me in class; Blank expression and that stare.
>I give her a faint smile of ambiguity
>Spanish teacher sits right next to me
>rubbing legs, feeling horny, her hand slowly and softly caresses my knees and my shoulders.
>She then asks me this weird question: "Anon, why are you like that with me?" in Spanish
>Confused, I respond in English "I dont even..."
>“Anon, you always looked different and something you seemed....(cant remember but idiom in Spanish)”
>Before I can finish, the word wouldn't come out.
>This feeling was so weird and strange. Not like one-night stand or some lustful feeling I had when I'm fucking gf or other women.
>Just feels awkward
>I grope her hips with my hand.
>fuckitImgoingindry .jpeg
>Spanish teacher give off a short burst of moan
>"ahhhhh~~"

>Her hand begin to glide inside my shirt
>my nipples getting goosebumps.
>What do I do? Go in fast? Take it slow?
>Go in fast.
>I bind her with both arms around her body. Her moans begin to get louder
>”AHHHhhh~~~”
>Shes on top of me, knocks me back into the couch.
>Face to face, her big wide lips descend into mine
>I can taste guacamole, carnitas, cheese, and margaritas.
>Her thighs begin to rub against my groan
>Hard as a stone.
>Spanish teacher tongues my left ear like a lollipop
>a hissing whisper pierces into my ear
>"Te quiero"
>I realize all I wanted was the fuck and gtfo.
>too tired and sedated to act now
>She pulls her panty down
>pants down, shoving in deep
>Something feels different.
>I feel this skin-like tissue inside of her ripping apart
>As my rocket goes deeper, feel this skin inside stretching open
>She lets out a small moan as if shes in pain
>“Aaahhhhiggg!”
>bottom from pubs to front pelvis all wet from something
>Idontgiveafuck .jpeg
>fuck her raw and sweaty in the couch.
>wanted to fuck her in doggy. Try to move. Denied
>shes pushing me down, binding me wont stop kissing and licking my face
>cant breathe, try to push her away a bit and flip her around
>Pushes me back again and does the same thing
>ended up fucking in binding octopus for 3 hours straight
>Check time
>3:40 am
>Ay papi!

>wake up
>head ringing, feel like I've been drugged, laying in the couch
>smell of my cologne, sweat, cum, tacos, and....blood?
>I look down into my pants
>a stain of blood and cum flowing in my pubic area
>OHSHIT .jpeg
>Spanish teacher taps me in shoulder
>look up
>shes wearing nothing but my shirt
>i look down into her legs
>her little brown bush is all covered and crusted in something
>stains of blood from her ripped membrane and my seed crusted in between her legs
>omgwhatthefuckhaveidone .jpeg
>She gives me the same funny expression she gives in class except this one was different
>she smiled with an expression of a thousand happiness and satisfaction
>tfw my brain has died and my life fuck-flipped down under.
>I regain my sanity
>"where did all this blood come from?"
>stupid question but it came out of my mouth
>"Anon...I just, felt. Like it.... I dunno?"
>she starts talking in non-sense
>I just ask: "Umm...first time?"
>"Yes....(faint answer) something wrong?"
>I sense bullshit, but whatever
>I didn't believe her, but ripping open a soft membrane isn't something I felt before
>I know this going to get bad. She was 31. I was 20.
>I pretend its nothing and we silently cuddle for another hour
>Eventually this affair continued on through 4 semesters
>She gives off this signal that she 'wants' it.
>I obey her like a little bitch.
>Missionary octopus every time
>Meanwhile I try to investigate what Spanish teacher wanted from me
>2 years pass.
>I finally transfer to a decent university
>Spanish teacher still teaches at same college

>Fast-track to present
>taking courses, job at the bar, busy as fuck
>ended up getting a qt gf
>gf is loyal and caring
>dating for 5 months
>see her everyday, do stuff together
>Broke ties with Spanish teacher
>have not seen her since last 'private lesson'
>Go visit gf one day
>gf looks pissed off
>"Get out anon, fuck you .etc .etc"
>whatthefuck .jpeg.
>Gf calls me a cheating whore tells me its over
>heart is broken.
>Gf starts flipping shit that I gave her herpes
>what!?! Ask her why shes making this shit up
>Gf shows me her phone
>rage .jpeg
>texts of Spanish teacher telling gf that she was fucking me behind her back
>Spanish teacher threatens gf, unless "she gib me back to her"
>Explain to gf the truth about past affair but ties were cut off
>Gf spits at my face. Cries an entire ocean of tears and shuts door on me.
>Im angry and disappointed
>raging and breaking shit for hours.
>explain to my friends what is going on
>"sorry anon, your fault"
>rageofathousandscorchingsuns .jpeg

>ride into college to confront Spanish teacher
>want to Falcon Punch her cunt
>approach office
>"come in"
>Spanish teacher sitting in front of desk looking calm as fuck
>im in so much rage but at the same time I need to keep composure
>I knew I was the one in disadvantage
>"why did you do this to me?" I ask
>"Anon. I did lie about the herpes and all but I wasnt lying about our relationship"
>what....?
>Spanish teacher says our "relationship" wasn't over
>She accused me of ignoring her and began to rage at me
>At this point I knew she was fucking batshit loca
>I tell her: "All will be forgiven if you tell the truth and make things right"
>Spanish teacher: "No."
>She raises her voice, face is red, green eyes gone black and wide: "Anon, eres mio. Si me dejas de nuevo.... te MATARÉ"

>Rants more in Spanish about bullshit stuff
>“Anon. You're the one who cheated on me. But I'll forgive you. If you leave me again...”
>I am fucked. Bitch thinks I'm her husband.
>Social life is fucked.
>Spanish teacher managed to get my phone number.
>keeps calling me every night bothering me
>She uses disposable phone. No texts, no pics, she's playing it smart
>calls me every weekend
>"lets fuck anon", "ill buy you a drink" "Por favor", "Are you mad?"
>Try to ignore her, keeps calling me
>Finally had it, "Ok lets meet, .etc"
>Meet her, try to explain to her that this situation fucked me bad and if she ever cared about me she would leave me alone.
>Spanish teacher contradicts everything I say.
>She claims her culture states that I am forever bound by her because I ripped open her sacred virgin cherry.
>Claims age isn't a barrier between love and all that shits.
>She states having a young novio is an advantageous perk. “Younger they are, the fresher the seed.”
>thisnigga .jpeg
>Finds out shes some sort of old-school Latin American orthodox Catholic
>I ask her why choose me and not some macho latino douchebag
>"Well one day I went to see this fortune teller and she told that this student from my class....etc."
>omg .jpeg
>She is literal batshit

>Weeks go by, bound by the Latina witch
>go to class, work, go home, eat, get a call
>"Anon, buenas tardes! come here to my place"
>Missionary octopus commences
>finished
>Cycle repeats
>shit goes on for months
>She buys me gifts and shit, trying to soften me up
>Try to get nude pics or texts or anything I can use to fuck her up
>Bitch uses burner cell to call me
>Tried to tell the dean of the college. Fuck me, the dean is her bff (she know this too). Refuse to intervene.
>Goes to work
>Spanish Teacher studied all my swifts and sits around the bar waiting for me to finish work
>I use my aunt's car and my motorcycle to commune because Spanish teacher remembered all my bus schedule and always gropes me when I get on bus
>Spanish teacher turning 33
>Her birthday is coming up and she expects me to show up to one of her gatherings with all her beaner friends and 1000 cousins
>She threatens to fuck me up if I don't go.
>Can't bring my friends because "no gringos allowed", can't make up excuse because Spanish teacher follows all my moves

>Birthday comes
>dress casually, buys an expensive watch (on her request)
>ride my way through to this classy-as-fuck restaurant
>Arrive. Spanish Teacher and group of friends sitting at a private room
>all her friends are cougars with douchebag bfs
>I'm the youngest one in the table, they all give me this same funny look that Spanish teacher gave me
>Spanish teacher lying to her friends that I'm her novio, starts complementing me about how rich and famous I am
>Bitch is bragging about her trophy-fucktoy to her friends
>4 straight hours go by, they are all drinking and talking really loudly like a bunch of Italians at a sleezy restaurant
>Starts to get real mad in the inside
>Notice this mid-aged Slavic woman sitting beside me.
>Shes the only one (other then me) who isnt a beaner
>She look at me and gives me this gypsy-ass smile
>"Anon, you make Spanish teacher very happy woman. You is make great husband for her. I KNOW it."
>Finds out that gypsy slav was the fortune teller that told lies to Spanish Teacher.
>Also find out she works for this match-making scam company for cougars and beaners.
>rageintensifies jpeg.

>Rage is uncontrollable
>Finally had it with this shit, fuckyouyolo .jpeg. callthecopsidontgiveafuck .jpeg
>Tell the fortune teller gypsy cunt that her story was all bullshit scam
>Tell her my life is fucked up because of her.
>Confess all the crimes Spanish teacher committed in front of everyone
>Try to keep composure
>Spill all the beans.
>Tell Spanish teacher: "I dont hate you, but you ruined my life .etc"
>Spanish teacher bursts in rage
>everybodywalkthedinosaur .jpeg
>Fortune teller just laughs her ass off fucking cunt is enjoying this
>Spanish teacher continues to contradict me and say that "I'm just an immature kid who is confused"
>walk out of party
>Go home and lock all windows and doors.
>Phone rings. Spanish teacher.
>dont answer it.
>2 days go by no answer. Monday comes and I get ready to go to class
>Go out into my garage and turn on bike.
>notice something is wrong, but whatever
>Pull in clutch and give gas.
>bike suddenly goes out of control, turn off the engine to check what is wrong.
>omg .jpeg
>Tires are slashed, headlights are smashed
>Finds a note taped in front of the broken headlights
>Typed and printed: "Dont fuck with me anon, I warn you .etc."
>I freeze in horror and fear as to what is going to happen to me

>I go back to my room grab a bottle of gin and get drunk.
>cryingface .jpeg
>Phone rings, its the Spanish teacher, I answer it without saying a word
>"Hola anon! can you meet me at my place today?"
>hellknowsnofury.jpeg
>hang up phone.
>call police
>Tell them everything from the start.
>go to station to present my case
>Take pics of my broken bike, present all text messages, calls friends for eye witness, even try to get ex-gf to testify.
>cops finally take it seriously
>tells me they will talk to Spanish teacher
>3 days pass, get no calls from Spanish teacher
>no updates on what happened.
>Hear knock on door. Open it, two police officer, with an unsatisfied look on their face.
>They tell me, that Spanish teacher had nothing to do with my trashed bike or any crime she committed
>They threaten to arrest and charge me with false pretense and harassment if I call them again
>try to reason with them. They won't listen.
>”Anon she said she won't press charges against you but she says you need counseling and shit”
>what.jpeg

>Finds out Spanish teacher worked her lies on me with the police.
>She even knew I had a past record for underage drinking back in mid-school.
>Spanish teacher told cops that I was in psychological distress and that she was all worried about me and shit.
>whatthefuckdidyoujustaboutmeyoulittlebitch. Jpeg
>Spanish teacher pulling all the strings
>I decided it was hopeless and give it all up.
>I know eventually she'll get tired of me and leave for another one.
>Decide to play it cool and enjoy it
>Weekend comes
>Go to school, work, come back home.
>Notice door is unlocked must have forgotten to lock it.
>ohwaitafuckingminute.jpeg
>Spanish teacher pops out of hallway from the kitchen.
>“Hola anon! Como estas? I bought you some takeout!”
>Jesus H. fucking Christ how the fuck did
>Spanish teacher made a copy of my house keys.
>Asked her if she going to pay for the broken bike
>“No worry anon I buy new one for you, but first....”
>Spanish teacher undresses to reveal her all sweaty milf body
>End up hate-fucking her hard on the kitchen.

>months go by
>Decided to stick with this shit.
>Fucking Spanish teacher day and night in between classes and work
>Spanish teacher buys me shit.
>year goes by.
>New semester starts at school
>sign up for a bunch of shitty courses
>one of them isConversational Spanish 2
>boring as fuck, whole class just talks in broken Spanish about various topics while prof grades us based on how well we speak
>Sit in the back corner, silent.
>Very introverted and kinda hate the class cause the prof would always pick on me for being a lonely faggot
>Notice one girl who sits in front of me.
>7.05/10 beaner chick
>She kinda looks like my ex but bit fatter and more stupid.
>The most annoying and loudest in the whole class
>never stops talking, always interrupting prof and laughs like an idiot over everything
>She notices me
>"HOLA ANON! COMO ESTAS?! QUE PIENSAS QUE ESTO Y AQUELLO? OMG LOL!"
>reply with short answers and pretend to not notice her
>girl keeps on bothering me every time class has a group discussion
>"HEY ANON TALK MOAR! LOL QUE TAL? TE GUSTARIAS THIS AND THAT!?! HAHAHA SO FUNNY!"
>shutthefuckup.jpeg
>Oh and heres the best part: she in ALL OF MY CLASSES.
>Every class girl just blasts away her motormouth non-stop
>Friday comes

>arrive to class late, cause one the phone with Spanish teacher
>prof gives me that evil glare
>"Anon sit yo ass down with your presentation group"
>What group?
>ohfuckme.jpeg
>class divided into groups for a mid-term presentation
>got assigned with motormouth and 3 other faggots.
>puta madre
>motormouth has that beaner smile on her face while saliva drips down her lips.
>"ANON OMG!!! WHY YOU LATE!?!? HEY CHICOS I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR THIS SHIT YO!!! JAJAJAJA!!"
>decide to just suck it up and let the group do all the work
>motormouth suddenly moves and sits right next to me
>"ANON, DAME TU NUMERO DE TELEFONO Y TU E-MAIL POR FA-VOR!!!"
>*sigh* give her info while maintaining my rage and annoyance
>Turns out the rest of the students in my group are just as annoying and yappy as motormouth.
>we decide to meet on the weekends at one of the student's place to work on project and practice
>Go meet Spanish teacher before meetup with group. Obviously shes helping me with the classes and homework so I feel confident about it.
>speak of the fucking devil
>arrive late while group was all waiting for me

>motormouth looks pissed
>"ANON ERES STUPIDO HOMBRE!?!?! I SENT TEXT AND CALL WHY YOU NO ANSWER!?!?!? OMG ANON YOU IGNORING ME ESE!?!"
>Motormouth's eyes starts to turn red
>What. The. Fuck
>Turns out my phone was on silent and I hardly check my phone
>apologize for my good deed and pretend to care about school work
>End up staying there for good 4 hours just listening to the faggots yap
>Spanish teacher texting me "anon, hurry up..."
>Motormouth kept on talking about how great her life is and starts yapping her autobiography out of her whore-mouth.
>I hear her story unwillingly
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpeg.
>Turns out motormouth's life is EXACTLY the same as mine
>She and I both were born on the same day
>She and I both majoring in the same thing at school
>She and I both lived and worked at the same place in the past
>She likes Quintin Taratino films, just like me
>twilightzonetheme.mp3
>Pretend I don't give a shit while face turns pale
>"ANON ESTAS BIEN!?!?" WHY YOU LOOK SAD ESE!?!?"
>Motormouth suddenly give me this creepyass latina smile.
>ohgod.jpeg
>But then body started to morph
>instead of brain my conscious goes to my dick.
>Fall in love with her.

>We got an A-plus on the presentation while the group didn't give a shit whether I did anything.
>Motormouth continues to motorize her mouth every chance she can get.
>Every time I go to class motormouth keeps on chatting me up
>I got used to her annoyance and sometimes I'd chat with her after classes.
>On my way to work. Sit on the back of the bus cause the seats are much comfier
>Bus stops to pick up more people
>Suddenly
>twilightzonetheme.mp3
>Motormouth walks in.
>Oh shit.
>Motormouth sees. Rapeface.jpeg
>"ANON TU ESTAS!?!?! OMG LOL HOLA ANON WOW ES LOCO ESE!!!!"
>Motormouth keeps talking to me while I pretend listen
>"ADONDE VAS ANON!?!?"
>Tell her where I work
>"OMG ANON I'M GOING THERE TO MEET AMIGAS!! YOU WORK THERE?!?!? WOW"
>ohshitshitshitshitSHIT.jpeg
>Spanish teacher is also on her way there
>itshappening.jpeg

>Fast forward to the bar
>Motormouth meets her friends while I do my shifts
>I pretend not to notice her, but she kept on staring at me with her drool-mouth look
>*sigh* decide to make the move
>Buy motormouth and her friends a round of drinks on me
>"WOWOWO MUCHAS GRACIAS ANON POR QUE!?! AHH YOU LIKE US EH!?!?"
>Good god, she won't shut the fuck up.
>hours pass and notice motormouth is starting to get drunk and rowdy
>boss notices.
>boss comes up to me
>"Hey anon you know those girls? They are really bothersome"
>Motormouth drunk-singing some Spanish song while friends are all quiet clapping their faggot-hands and cheering her on like trained seals.
>"ANON SING WIT ME POR FAVOR!!! COME HERE COME HERE BALIAMOS!!! BALIAMOS!!"
>Tell her to stop before she gets kicked out
>BALIAMOS BALIAMOS BALIAMOS ANON!!! VA AQUI BALIAMOS
>ohfuckmylife.jpeg
>Try to calm motormouth down and tell her friends to snap the fuck outta of it.
>Motormouth looks at me
>"HEY ANON DONT TALK TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK ESE!?!"
>Motormouth getting latina-shit loca
>She starts banging on the tables and then starts yapping confessions and accusations about me
>She is literally cock-blocking herself.

>Starts yelling about how much of an asshole I am and that I never give enough attention to her
>Starts cussing me that I can't make good cocktails and that I'm a dirty gringo
>"FUCK YOU ANON!
>keep calm
>try to sedate her near her table
>suddenly *CRACK*
>Motormouth tripped and grabbed my shirt before falling
>me on top of her. Quickly gets up to see if motormouth is okay
>Motormouth is fine, starts crying
>Notice something dripping down my forehead to my left cheek
>Its blood.
>shitsgoingdown.jpeg
>End up in the hospital with minor cuts and broken glass pieces to the arm
>Motormouth and her friends ditched the bar
>Boss called the police but they didn't bother to do anything cause "girls just wanna have fun"
>Fucking feminism
>Bus back home bleeding, all shit fucked up cause of motormouth
>Phone starts ringing
>wellnoshit.jpeg
>Spanish teacher
>"Hey anon sorry I couldn't make it, have lots of work, maybe tomorrow?"
>Sigh, could really use a good fuck
>Whatever

>Phone rings again.
>Its motormouth
>Phone is flooding with texts saying: Im sorry anon, plz pick up phone
>She's yapping away in drunk Spanish while crying
>"HEY ANON WHEN YOU TRIPPED AND YOU WENT TO HOSPITAL I THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR KEYS IT HAS THIS CUTE RABBIT FOOT!! ESE!"
>whatintheflyingfuck.jpeg
>check all my pockets
>puta madre
>motormouth has my house key. Tell motormouth to meet me somewhere so I can get my keys
>"BUT ANON IM IN THE BUS (SHUT UP BICH I TALK IN PHONE) IN THE BUS ANON I'M COMING ESE!!"
>itsfuckinghappeningese.jpeg
>Tell her to get off and tell me where she is
>"NO ANON ILL COME TO YOU GODDAMNIT WHAT WRONG WITCHU ESE!?!"
>motormouth ended up getting off two stops ahead of my place
>runs toward her
>Grab my keys away from hand. Suddenly motormouth's voice sounds a lot smoother
>"Anon wait...I..I'm sorry..."
>Vamonos.
>Asks motormouth if she wants to come inside my place for coffee
>"SI ANON ID LOVE TO!"
>Notices she wasn't as drunk as I thought as her hand-eye coordination is normal and her face isn't red.
>We get into my apartment.

>"Gracias anon...blablahblah". Starts to get horny "Hey anon tell me about yourself,"
>ummm...well
>We chat for an hour or two
>I mention about the twilight zone shit and how my life is quite similar to hers
>Motormouth starts giggling and flipping happy shit again
>Suddenly motormouth gives off that drool-mouth smile again
>"Anon......Te.."
>Que?
>"AGHHHH MY HIPS DAMNIT FUCK SHIT AY MIERDA!!!"
>What.
>Motormouth bruised her hip when she was drunk back the bar.
>No big deal, I go to cabinet to get some sprain patches
>Bandage her hip, eyes roll down on her fatass curve.
>Hard. Getting rock-hard
>"Hey anon, I think my thighs hurt too. Massage them for me?" She give me the drooliest smile ever
>itshappening.jpeg
>She starts making faint moans, the engine is running low on oil
>"Anon...you so gooooood"
>Motormouth needs oil change
>We fuck.
>Amazing. Best.Fuck.Ever
>BETTER THEN THESPANISH TEACHER

>Wake up. Its 7:44 am
>Motormouth naked beside me snoring like a V8
>I look at her fat-fajita body and feel kinda upset
>Face and skin looks like my ex but body was meh. Still fuck was WAY better
>notice the sprain patch that I put on her hips. Seems a little different then the ones I use.
>Oh.Fuck.
>When I patched her bruise, I accidentally grabbed a nicotine patch instead of a sprain patch.
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>Try to rip the patch away
>She wakes up
>"MORNING ANON!"
>putamadre.jpeg
>Try to tell her about the nicotine patch but she just rips it out and walks into my kitchen naked
>"HEY ANON GOT ANY FOOD? TENGO MUCHO HAMBRE ESE!"
>She eats the shit out of my food in the fridge
>Notice something on her hip bruise
>WTF
>its another nicotine patch
>"ANON I HOPE YOU DONT MIND I PUT ON ANOTHER SPRAIN PATCH ON MY WOUND"
>oh fuck this
>I we eat and cruddle for awhile before she went home after eating lunch at my place
>Fast forward to Monday
>Starts getting calls and texts from motormouth every 2 minutes Non-Stop.
>Starts getting calls and text from Spanish teacher as well.
>Realize I dun goofed

>get call from motormouth
>'HEY ANON WHAT YOU DOING TODAY? TONIGHT? LETS MEETS PLEASE I WANNA MEET NOW!!"
>The addiction is kicking in, surely it will fade away soon.....
>Realize I'm still in love wit her
>Ask her to meet at by my place
>Memory of Spanish teacher starting to fade away
>Spanish teacher still texting; "Anon, we meet now, what are you doing anon? etc. etc."
>"Hey anon, I'm going to your place right now."
>"Going to your place right now"
>"SI ANON IM GOING TO YOUR PLACE AHORA
>justfuckmyshitupfam.jpeg

>Call Spanish teacher to not meet at my place
>Spanish teacher is silent then answers: "But anon I'm already here."
>ohshit.jpeg
>Call Motormouth and cancel plans
>NO ANON IM WAITING AT THE DOORSTEP.
>WHAT!?!?!?!!?
>Silence ensures
>Dunno what to do. Call Motormouth and tell her to meet at another place
>WHY ANON?
>por favor
>Spanish Teacher calls. "Anon hurry the fuck up we need to talk"
>sneak back into my place to see Spanish teacher sitting on my couch. Looks happy and teary.
>I ask whats wrong.
>"anon, te quiero mucho! I have good news, mi amor!!"
>Starts yapping in fast Spanish about joy of life and shit
>"Anon, I'm pregnant!"
>no.
>stay silent for a second, brain is literally filled with fucks and whats.
>get text
>From motormouth: "HEY ANON I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR ASS FUCK, IM COMING OVER"
>no

>Lay silent for 10 min spaced out
>Spanish teacher hugs me in joy and is all joyful of shit
>She tells me not to worry about child support....cause she expect me to purpose to her and make a joint bank account
>fuck. My. Shit. Up. Ese
>Hear a loud slam on the door.
>No. Por favor.
>Motormouth walks in all in shock and terror.
>Spanish Teacher all of a sudden. Face turns all WTF.
>They both say their names.
>They are cousins.
>I get up and try to run.
>ANON!?!?
>Anon???

Sorry guys I have to cut short.

>Two beaners get it on
>Yelling and cussing while I watch from a safe distance
>Through a long discussion of dumbfuckery and spic-spacking we come to a term.
>Spanish teacher went all apeshit and called La Familia to deal with this shit.
>Restraining order on Motormouth from me and her
>Spanish Teacher declares marriage now or I lose everything from being expelled from college and police charging me with false-rape charges.
>Seeing I have no choice and nearly all my friends and family have been black-mailed and shotguned into this scheme I agree to the terms that she provide me with everything I need as long I don't fuck her shit up
>She agrees as well as agreeing to secure me a good employment and reference after I get my degree
>Life went on afterwards but I still missed motormouth
>We secretly kept in touch.
>She and I promised to each other one day I would leave all this shit and be with her
>Motormouth cries on phone everytime I phone her
>My feels. My fuckinf feels.
>Spanish Teacher became more malicious and controlling.
>Motormouth misses me and I miss her
>El Fin

Buenas Noches guys and thanks for playing.