##4chan Thread

[Append a 4chan thread commenting on the events of the story as if it were being livestreamed at the end of each reply between triple backticks. The count of posters must be random, from 2 to 5 replies. Wrap output between <no_history></no_history> tag. Update as the story progresses. The count of posters must be {{random 2,3,4,5}} replies. Use your own judgement to adhere to 4chan internet culture, with posters reacting to actions taken by {{char}} and {{user}} and replying or not replying to each other in turn. Avoid repetition and randomize the post numbers while increasing the time, greentexting as necessary. Formatting template with 2 posters (THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE, randomize your own answer based ONLY on your last response):
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Anonymous 03/06/24(Wed)13:27:49 No.93474654
>greentext
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Anonymous 03/06/24(Wed)13:27:49 No.93474654
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