Quick story

            The Alex Strikes the Xanny Thot Dike back
So there was a fine gentleman who lived in a Northern continent quite beautiful you can imagine, his name was Alex he had a shimmering and inspiring vibe to his smile while at the same time a sharp look about him. Alex lived a quite average and innocent life he dreamed of love and compassion, of someone he could trust and lean on when times were rough.  He was currently in his prime working towards finishing his college degree in media production. He wanted to help and lead the minds of individuals, to be a light to everyone, to show them the true beauty and knowledge that could be discovered through the power of media.

One day he hopped onto his pc to experience the miracle of technology just like many other gamers such as himself. He drew a chill breath of fresh air as he started up one of his favorite games called “Gary’s Mod” he hopped on, and browsed the game modes and thought to himself “Hmmm T-Hunt, Zombie Survival… Wait what is this??? *he noticed a game mode tagged “Dark RP” *He was intrigued and decided to join the server out of curiosity* He joined the server and was utterly confused on what he was doing, shortly after joining he was approached by a player by the name of “Ece” they kept on speaking to him but Alex couldn’t tell if it was a female that overdosed daily on adderall or a young autistic child, due to the outright ear-rape that this individual’s voice provided. Alex felt bad for this “Thing” and tried to be nice to them and get to know them. He spent a decent amount of his first day on DarkRP with “It”. He added them on steam and began to chat for a quite long while. But to much of Alex’s surprise it turns out this “It” was actually a female. He was in shock and honestly felt bad for the person because no one on God’s good earth should sound as fucking demonic and autistic as she did. But alas just like a saint, Alex saw good in this demonic failed abortion and decided to try and talk to them more to try and be there for them and understand them. He started to speak more frequently with them on steam. Soon the steam texting conversations became long VC calls on Skype and soon to follow were the Video chats. So, Alex slowly grew more and more attracted to this Ece creature, because the more he magnified the good the less he saw of the raw negative energy and vibes which she contained. He began to fall in love with this small amount of good as he tried to ignore the darkness and evil which this bag of klonopins obviously contained. Soon enough they called each other an item and decided to spend more and more time together. One-day Alex had finally arrived home and hopped onto his computer to talk with this disfigured creature which he felt emotions for, it turns out she met this “Friend” that seemed a little edgy, he constantly treated Alex rudely and always spoke with an autistic lisp which could make a whole server cringe at the sound of his cursed voice.

The demonic pig Ece, introduced this “friend” his name was “Mauly” by his name Alex couldn’t tell whether this boy was a disowned bastard or someone who hasn’t found their sexuality. The more the 3 of them gamed together the more Alex felt like a tool, a third-wheel, an expendable. Ece the demon spawn started talking to Alex less and less, also trying to avoid contact with him every chance her oily/acne covered skin could. Alex had finally had enough and decided to lurk and see what she would do if he pretended to leave for the day. It turned out this putrid witch Ece was messing around with Mauly the transgender. Alex was gravely hurt and destroyed at the news that his once beloved ball of disgusting slime had betrayed him. He tried to play it cool like the saint he was but alas the witch Ece decided to block him and never talk to him again. Alex quickly recovered knowing how lucky Ece was to have met his saintly self which took pity upon her demon possessed drug stuffed carcass; but Alex overcame these feelings with positive vibes for that was the last time that he encountered that abomination…… Or so he thought.

About a month later Alex received a phone call from a random number. Puzzled he answered with “New phone who dis?” At first, he couldn’t tell If it was a prank due to how horrendous the voice sounded. In his mind he envisioned the person that owned this voice as a 400lb sack of shit filled with Xanax bars and klonopins which were all downed using the cheapest alcohol available. He immediately felt pity for this foul soul but the moment he proceeded to talk to this individual they gargled sickly and uttered the name “Ece……”. At first his heart sank to the floor out of anger and sadness…. But soon these emotions were overpowered by his charm, wits and enlightenment. He thought to himself “Haha why not have some fun?” he started to act like he cared and listened to the pile of shit utter its lies such as “I miss you” and “I need you” Alex secretly grinned and relished in the moment…. Shortly she tried to get closer to him by spending more time with him and talking to him more. Every time she tried to get her slimy and pathetic self near him he would freshly play her around and pretend to care.  She decided to finally directly approach him about the situation but Alex just grinned behind his monitor as he just watched this pathetic excuse of a human being try to real him in and play him again. Little did she know that she was the one being played.  She couldn’t take it anymore the creature burst into a raging fury she started slurring her words and yelling like a demonic possessed pig (Which she was) she started spewing out curses and foul oily saliva all over her keyboard and monitor.  For the beast had received a taste of her own putrid medicine. She screamed out of pure rage and took low blows at Alex threatening his family and everyone he cared about. Alex only grinned because of how childish the demon possessed swine acted. She gave a final scream of autistic rage as she left his presence and blocked him and all of his friends from the fear of being reminded of how autistic she is and how she got embarrassed by receiving a taste of her own medicine……. Rumor has is “It” still lurks in the shadows online searching and trying to find a reason for self-worth…. She is seen occasionally hunting down drug dealers and sugar daddies in hopes of finding more drugs to help her forget and hide how much of a pathetic excuse she is for a human being……..