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  1. ===START===
  2. [21:14] <Vorpas> Vorpas roars at the two imps
  3. [21:14] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  4. [21:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  5. [21:14] <vampsquirrel> <Uh, there are still 4 imps>
  6. [21:14] <Vorpas> <oh. kk>
  7. [21:15] <Vorpas> Vorpas roars at the *four imps
  8. [21:15] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20-1
  9. [21:15] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
  10. [21:16] <Vorpas> Vorpas swiftly approaches and attempt to bite the head off one of the imps.
  11. [21:16] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  12. [21:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  13. [21:16] <vampsquirrel> The imps all recoil in fear. The slug imp's eyestalk's tremble, the two half undead surfer imps moan something like "braaaaaaahs", and the ant headed imp chitters nervously.
  14. [21:16] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  15. [21:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  16. [21:16] <Vorpas> Vorpas takes a chunk out of one of the surfers.
  17. [21:17] <Vorpas> {jaws theme plays in background>
  18. [21:17] <vampsquirrel> You chomp straight through the slug imp, blowing it into chunks of those weird shapes.
  19. [21:17] <Vorpas> <uh, sure, the slug.
  20. [21:17] <Vorpas> >
  21. [21:18] <Vorpas> You then attempt to punch one of the other imps.
  22. [21:18] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  23. [21:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  24. [21:18] <vampsquirrel> You already used your minor.
  25. [21:18] <Vorpas> wait what?
  26. [21:18] <vampsquirrel> The roar for intimidation.
  27. [21:19] <Vorpas> oh
  28. [21:19] <vampsquirrel> Intimidation is a minor action.
  29. [21:19] <Vorpas> that was my initiation
  30. [21:19] <Vorpas> initiative
  31. [21:19] <vampsquirrel> Oh, I assumed you were actually roaring in intimidation, my b.
  32. [21:19] <Vorpas> lol
  33. [21:19] <Vorpas> nah vorpas just a roarin kinda guy
  34. [21:20] <vampsquirrel> Sure, you punch one of the imps then, which one?
  35. [21:20] <Vorpas> the ant one!
  36. [21:20] <vampsquirrel> It takes one damage, because punches are lame.
  37. [21:21] <Vorpas> ikr
  38. [21:21] <Vorpas> end turn.
  39. [21:21] <vampsquirrel> The remaining imps attack, the surfers swinging their surfboards and the ant imp swiping at you with its claws.
  40. [21:21] <vampsquirrel> !roll 3#1d20-1
  41. [21:21] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 3#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  42. [21:21] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d6-1
  43. [21:21] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d6-1 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{3}
  44. [21:21] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
  45. [21:21] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  46. [21:22] <Vorpas> ROAAR!
  47. [21:22] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  48. [21:22] <Vorpas> You attempt to take out the ant one
  49. [21:22] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  50. [21:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  51. [21:22] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  52. [21:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{5}
  53. [21:22] <vampsquirrel> You kill it in a single blow.
  54. [21:23] <Vorpas> You then attempt to intimidate the surfers!
  55. [21:23] <Vorpas> "*hums the jaws theme*"
  56. [21:23] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20-1
  57. [21:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
  58. [21:23] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
  59. [21:23] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{19}, [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  60. [21:23] <vampsquirrel> One of the surfers is intimidated, the other has seen Jaws and now knows he needs a bigger boat.
  61. [21:24] == Vorpas [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  62. [21:24] == Vorpas [[email protected]] has joined #rpgstuck_potatopancakeparty
  63. [21:25] <Vorpas> <errr, watchu say after the enemy roll?>
  64. [21:25] <vampsquirrel> One of the surfers is intimidated, the other has seen Jaws and now knows he needs a bigger boat.
  65. [21:25] <Vorpas> End turn.
  66. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> The surfer imps attack you again, although convinced you're a shark, one of them is filled with inspiration by this and the other by terror.
  67. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20
  68. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  69. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  70. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  71. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> The two of them miss completely.
  72. [21:26] <Vorpas> You dodge both.
  73. [21:27] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  74. [21:27] <Vorpas> You attempt to kill the intimidateed one!
  75. [21:27] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  76. [21:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  77. [21:27] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  78. [21:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  79. [21:27] <vampsquirrel> You kill it in one blow again, man these imps are weak as heck.
  80. [21:28] <Vorpas> You then bitch slap the last one.
  81. [21:28] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  82. [21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  83. [21:28] <vampsquirrel> You successfully bitch slap it, it'd be more concerned if it wasn't half zombie.
  84. [21:28] <Vorpas> End turn.
  85. [21:29] <vampsquirrel> It swings its surfboard at you.
  86. [21:29] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1#1d20-1
  87. [21:29] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
  88. [21:29] <Vorpas> You duck.
  89. [21:29] <vampsquirrel> It groans at you, and ends its turn.
  90. [21:30] <Vorpas> You grapple the last one.
  91. [21:30] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+5
  92. [21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  93. [21:30] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1#1d20-1
  94. [21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  95. [21:30] <Vorpas> You then slap it again.
  96. [21:30] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  97. [21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  98. [21:30] <Vorpas> End turn.
  99. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> It flails around in your grip, trying to swing its surfboard at you.
  100. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  101. [21:31] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
  102. [21:31] <Vorpas> *crit*
  103. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6-1
  104. [21:31] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2d6-1 --> [ 2d6=2 ]{1}
  105. [21:31] <Vorpas> *mega failure*
  106. [21:32] <Vorpas> You attempt an extra rare finishing move.
  107. [21:32] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  108. [21:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  109. [21:32] <Vorpas> !roll 1d12+3
  110. [21:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d12+3 --> [ 1d12=1 ]{4}
  111. [21:32] <vampsquirrel> The imp survives.
  112. [21:33] <Vorpas> You attempt to punch its face in.
  113. [21:33] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  114. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  115. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> It groans, and its face actually goes inside of its head. It continues fighting you despite this.
  116. [21:33] <Vorpas> End turn.
  117. [21:33] <Vorpas> "ew"
  118. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> It continues flailing.
  119. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  120. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  121. [21:34] <Vorpas> IT fails
  122. [21:34] <Vorpas> You attempt another ultra rare finisher
  123. [21:34] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  124. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  125. [21:34] <Vorpas> !roll 1d12+3
  126. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d12+3 --> [ 1d12=3 ]{6}
  127. [21:34] <Vorpas> <dear god man>
  128. [21:35] <vampsquirrel> You tear off a piece of the imp, it's still alive somehow, flailing its surfboard with what remains of it.
  129. [21:35] <Vorpas> You punch it again!
  130. [21:35] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  131. [21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  132. [21:35] <Vorpas> You just kinda pap it.
  133. [21:35] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1 for continued flailing
  134. [21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 for continued flailing --> [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  135. [21:36] <Vorpas> It fails again.
  136. [21:36] <Vorpas> You try REAAALLY hard to murderate it
  137. [21:36] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  138. [21:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  139. [21:36] <Vorpas> !roll 1d12+3
  140. [21:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d12+3 --> [ 1d12=11 ]{14}
  141. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> It dies.
  142. [21:37] <Vorpas> ye.
  143. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> You gain 40 xp, 58 build grist, and 12 tier 1 grist.
  144. ===END===
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