RO/NP: Try to piss off your doctor

-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling neuroticProvision [NP] --
RO: hey hey Elizan?
NP: C-Cirrin?
NP: Why are y-yOu c-cOn+ac+ing m-me?
RO: erm first of all why not is there some reason CIRRIN RUNFAR shouldnt?
NP: Unless y-yOu're injured Or s-sick, I c-can'+ really +h-+hink Of a g-gOOd reasOn yOu w-wOuld wan+ +-+O +alk +O m-me
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR did get injured
RO: lost a tongue
NP: Y-Yes, bu+ un+il JOules c-can finish +he r-replacemen+, +here's n-nO+hing I can dO abOu+ +h-+ha+
RO: yes yes but thats not quite what
RO: have you heard about Ranigi?!!
NP: I h-have, yes
NP: Wha+ abOu+ i-i+?
RO: what about it hes dead is what
NP: Y-Yes I knOw, and +h-+ha+'s a sh-shame
RO: you think its a shame do you?
NP: Mm
NP: H-HOwever
RO: yes?
NP: I c-can'+ exac+ly blame AmalOc
RO: oh
RO: oh course CIRRIN RUNFAR understands you
RO: if CIRRIN RUNFAR could get away with just killing a bitch CIRRIN RUNFAR would do that too
NP: N-NO, +ha+'s n-nO+ a+ all wh-wha+ I m-mean+
NP: I m-mean, while I'm sad he's d-dead, he d-did cu+ Off P-PalOma's hand, sO I f-find i+ m-much harder +O f-feel s-sympa+hy fOr h-him
RO: well that was stupid and mean of him CIRRIN RUNFARs never known him to do unjust things
NP: Hmm, m-maybe +he prOblem here is +h-+ha+ he +h-+hOugh+ he w-was being j-jus+
RO: oh isnt that worse though?
NP: Y-Yes, I +h-+hink i+ is w-wOrse, b-because he cOuld d-dO sOme+hing like +ha+ and +h-+hink +ha+ he's b-being Jus+
RO: and you think Amaloc was just?
NP: Hm, n-nO, I d-dOn'+ +hink s-sO, h-he seems +O g-gO a li++le +-+OO far sOme+imes prO+ec+ing P-PalOma, b-bu+ I c-can'+ argue wi+h h-his wOrk in +ha+ regard s-sO far, Cirrin
RO: ouch
RO: whyd you even offer to install a robotongue if you feel that way?
NP: B-Because I'm a d-dOc+Or
NP: I h-help +rOlls n-nO m-ma++er wha+ my p-persOnal feelings are
NP: I+'s +h-+ha+ simple
RO: and you totally back Amaloc up in taking a life over a lost hand
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR just figured you one of these nice trolls calling for a end to maiming and killing
RO: you know like Bahari?
RO: *and yet you
NP: Hrm
NP: I'm all f-fOr everyOne s+Opping w-wi+h k-killing and every+hing!
RO: really are you doing something about him then?
NP: I'd l-lOve fOr yOu all +-+O s+Op m-making s+upid decisiOns and s+-s+Op giving m-me sO much w-wOrk +O d-dO!
NP: B-Bu+ +here's n-nO+hing I c-can dO fOr R-Ranigi nOw
RO: exactly
RO: and why is that?
RO: you can do something for the next person Amaloc kills or maims permanantly
NP: HOnes+ly...
NP: W-Well, nO, I'm n-nO+ g-gOing +O +ell y-yOu +ha+
RO: oh?
RO: well
RO: whatever that was...
RO: hey were not exactly friends and you know CIRRIN RUNFARs biased here
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR really is just trying to warn you
NP: W-Warn me
RO: of Amaloc
RO: what if you were next?
NP: ...
NP: I'm s-sOrry, wh-why wOuld AmalOc +ry +-+O kill me, exac+ly?
RO: not insulting your doctoring skills here but do you think he would forgive you if you messed some operation on Paloma up?
RO: and by forgive CIRRIN RUNFAR means not horribly disfiguring you with assid
NP: YOu m-misspelled acid, Cirrin
RO: not the point
NP: And if I m-mess up sO r-radically On an Opera+iOn f-fOr PalOma, I dOn'+ +h-+hink I'd deserve avOiding +he /acid/ +h-+ha+ wOuld f-fOllOw
RO: erm really?
NP: Y-Yes really
RO: well thats
RO: its a stupid self loathing attitude to have
RO: but at least CIRRIN RUNFAR cant fault you on hypocrisy there
NP: I+'s h-hardly self-l-lOa+hing
RO: really?
NP: I jus+ h-have my pride as a d-dOc+Or
NP: And I c-care a lO+ abOu+ P-PalOma
RO: and CIRRIN RUNFARs sure she cares about you too
RO: ask her whether she cared about Ranigi sometime
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt think you deserve something like that for making an honest mistake
NP: D-DOn'+ ac+ l-l-like I'm an i-i-idiO+, Cirrin
RO: what what did CIRRIN RUNFAR say now?
NP: YOu d-dOn'+ c-care abOu+ m-me, sO d-d-dOn'+ pre+end +-+O
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR already said exactly that
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can think abstractly sometimes
RO: maybe if you could too you would realise Ranigi didnt deserve that
NP: +h-+hen wha+ are y-yOu g-gOing +O dO abOu+ i+?
NP: K-Kill AmalOc?
NP: Even if y-yOu manage i-i+, sOmeOne w-wOuld j-jus+ kill yOu in r-re+urn
RO: dont think so
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thinks Amaloc has very few friends left after what he pulled
NP: Hell
NP: He's m-my bes+ friend's m-mOirail
NP: I+ m-migh+ b-be even be m-me
NP: H-HypO+he+ically speaking, Of c-cOurse
RO: oh
RO: if you want to protect him thats fine too
NP: I j-jus+ wan+ everyOne +-+O s+Op a++acking everyOne e-else
RO: but dont you ever say to CIRRIN RUNFAR you care about not getting trolls hurt or maimed!
NP: R-Ranigi migh+ h-have +hOugh +h-+ha+ PalOma w-was +he c-cause Of all +his, and y-yOu migh+ +h-+hink +ha+ i+'s b-because AmalOc is +-+OO OverzealOus in prO+ec+ing his m-mOirail,
NP: B-Bu+ frOm wh-where I'm s+anding, all Of +h-+his cOuld have b-been avOided if.... if y-yOu weren'+ s-such a f-f-f-fucking d-d-dOuchebag!
RO: it
RO: comes to that does it?
NP: I'm s-sOrry, b-bu+ yes, I +h-+hink i+ d-dOes
RO: but
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR didn make anyone do these things
NP: N-NO, nO+ d-direc+ly
NP: B-Bu+ +his cycle Of r-revenge s+ar+ed b-because Of wh-wha+ yOu d-did +O PalOma
NP: I'm n-nO+ saying +ha+ AmalOc was in +h-+he righ+ +O c-cu+ Ou+ yOur +-+Ongue
RO: your making CIRRIN RUNFAR feel bad here
RO: if Amaloc was CIRRIN RUNFARs moirail hed probably cut off your hands
NP: I'd h-hardly b-be able +O c-cOn+inue my prOfessiOn wi+hOu+ m-my hands
NP: I'd p-prObably ask h-him +O cu+ Off m-my fee+ ins+ead
NP: R-Regardless
RO: what about all the things that made CIRRIN RUNFAR be a douchebag?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR lusus not beating CIRRIN RUNFAR enough
RO: Paloma being an easy target
RO: society
NP: N-NOw yOu're j-jus+ lOOking f-fOr easy excuses!
RO: no pointing out how CIRRIN RUNFARs your easy excuse
NP: I b-beg yOur p-pardOn?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR did that to her because CIRRIN RUNFAR thought CIRRIN RUNFAR could get away with it
RO: and Amaloc thinks he can get away with what he does
NP: +h-+ha+'s a +-+errible reasOn +-+O dO sOme+hing!
NP: AmalOc +h-+hinks wha+ h-he's dOing is f-fOr his mOirail
RO: hahahano
RO: he didnt leave Ranigi to die in the sun over a day for his moirail
NP: I+ isn'+ r-righ+, bu+ i+'s a b-b-be++er f-f-f-fucking r-r-reasOn +h-+han y-yOu've g-gO+!
NP: D-DOn'+ cOn+ac+ m-me again un+il i+'s +-+ime +-+O pu+ in y-yOur n-new +Ongue
-- neuroticProvision [NP] absconded from recreantOctopus [RO] --