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Trick or treat.

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Mom, why do we
watch these movies?

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Maybe because we're
not supposed to.

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And they're fun.

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I thought these
movies were scary.

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They are... so scary
that most people would

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close their eyes or run away.

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But we don't.

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When the shadows are dark,
and the music is creepy,

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and you know you should close
your eyes, we take a peek...

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boo!... and laugh
because now you know.

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Know what?

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That you're stronger than
anything you're afraid of.

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Pretty cheesy, Mom.

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I'm going to check in on Jeanie.

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OK.

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You two continue to
scare yourself silly.

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Thanks, babe.

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Chocolate milk?

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Yeah.

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Mom?

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No jumping out at me, OK?

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Mom?

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Honey?

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Dax?

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Dax!

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Don't look, Dax.

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Don't look!

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Easy boy, Karloff.

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"Blood feast."

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It actually sounds
kind of boring.

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Boring?
Come on, Sis.

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"Blood Feast" is
a Herschell Gordon

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Lewis cinematic classic, OK?

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Blood Fest, the thing
that I'm going to,

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is the greatest horror
event of all time.

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It's gonna suck.

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Whatever, Jayme.

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Dax?

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Will you come to
my office, please?

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Hey, shut the fuck up.

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Cheers!

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Hey, you, uh, wanting to see me?

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You know, I'm being
interviewed on Network News

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tonight.

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It's kind of a big deal.

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I really want you to be there.

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Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

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I... I'll, uh, I'll try to come.

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I'm going to be talking
about Blood Fest...

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how I and my family are
totally opposed to it,

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how no child of mine would
ever set foot on those grounds.

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You understand?

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Mm-hmm.

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Good.

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Then, uh, you won't
be needing this.

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Wait a minute, I...

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look, I think I'm old enough
to make my own decision.

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You live in my house.

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I don't understand this
obsession with violence, Dax.

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Dad, it's... it's movies.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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It poses as
entertainment, but it's

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these kind of movies that drove
my patient to kill your mother.

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How do you not see that?

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This isn't about her.

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Please, don't... don't do that.

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Blood Fest is a gathering
of freaks and degenerates

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celebrating mindless
violence and gore.

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Blood Fest is the gathering

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of freaks and
degenerates celebrating

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mindless violence and gore.

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It's going to be extraordinary!

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Blood!

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Blood!

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Blood Fest!

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Legendary field
producer, movie promoter,

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and lover of all things
horrific, Anthony Walsh,

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invites you to
run for your life!

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Blood Fest!

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We've taken a
700-acre ranch in the middle

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of nowhere and recreated
the most iconic

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of cinematic horror locales.

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Don't miss the biggest
names in horror,

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celebrity panels, and the
most outrageous parties.

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Recent additions include
the Original Arborist, Roger

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Hinckley, the cast and
crew of "Hell's Nest,"

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and late night karaoke
with Zachary Levi.

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Get inside the gates before
sundown Halloween night.

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Blood!

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Blood!

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Blood Fest!

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Brought to you by
Walsh Corporation.

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You've got to
stop watching that.

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You're torturing yourself.

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We'll find another ticket.

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The whole thing has
been sold out for months.

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Scalpers are charging more
money than I have pores.

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Yo!
Yo!

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Yo!

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Y'all see my Overwatch post?

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I hacked the game code, got
all badass on ultimate skills.

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Three new subscribers.

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None of them relatives.

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Boom, boom, bah.

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Morning, Krill.

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I'm now ready to forsake
my virtual multiverses

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for a weekend of Blood Fest.

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Plus, I think it's
time that I find

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the extraordinary lady worthy
enough to de-flower me,

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the Krill.

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It's mind boggling that no
one has snatched you up yet.

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I know, right?
That's what I'm saying.

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It's crazy out here.

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It's crazy out here
in this world, man.

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Where... what... what... what...

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what's up with him?

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His dad found his wristband.

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You guys just go
ahead without me.

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Maybe you should call Ashley.

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She could probably get you in.

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Oh, please don't
mention her, dude.

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There's a "Hell's Nest"
panel at Blood Fest.

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She probably has an extra pass.

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I... I... I can't...

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I can't believe... It's so wrong.

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Ashley Spats... Ashley
Spats is at Blood Fest.

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And I'm stuck here.

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You know, Ashley who thought
"Black Christmas" was

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a Tyler Perry holiday movie.

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You know, sh... sh... she refuses
to watch "Seven," because she

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didn't see the first six.

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OK.

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She thought that "28 Days Later"

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was a... was a health doc about
the fucking menstrual cycle.

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Dax, you're pitiful.

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Here's something
that you really want,

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and you're going to
let your dad stop you?

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He's a... he's a scary guy.

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Everyone's dad is a scary guy.

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Nut up.

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You were made for Blood Fest.

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Blood Fest.

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I'll call her.

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You happy?

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Yeah.

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That's what I'm talking about!

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Pow!

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- Dax.
- Hey!

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Ashley!

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Long time no nothing.

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I just
wanted to congratulate you on

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your new movie, "Hell's Nest."

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Looks like it's
going to be awesome.

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So you're... you're a...
you're an actor in it, right?

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You're... oh, God... wha...
wha... what are you...

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what are you playing again?

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Topless girl number four.

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Topless girl number
four, that's it.

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It's a key role.

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It's no topless
girl number three.

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I'd kill for topless
girl number three.

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Well, you're in a movie.

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That's awesome.

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You're making your
dreams come true.

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Uh, if you need, uh,
a ride to... uh, to...

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Blood Fest, you're more
than welcome to, uh...

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Uh, I'm actually here already,
you know, to emotionally

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prepare for the fans.

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I'm trying to find a way in.

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They have more barbed wire
here than an S&M summer camp.

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Wait, Ashely, the...
the reason I'm calling...

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What's taking him so long?

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Why doesn't he just ask her?

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I've known Dax a long time.

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He survived some hard stuff.

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And he's got his pride.

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Dax is not going a
coward just so he can...

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Please, Ashley, just...
just get me through the door!

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I'm literally on my
knees begging you, look.

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That's me begging.

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Do you get it?

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Scratch that.

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He's cookie dough.

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Let's go to Blood Fest!

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Why all the rules?

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Freddy only kills in
dreams, virgins survive.

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Michael won't just build a
dirty bomb and kill them all.

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These rules.

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You've got to have rules.

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Otherwise, death
would be random...

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just chaotic and meaningless.

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That's life.

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If movies were life,
no one would buy a ticket.

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Blood Fest gates
are closing in one minute!

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Come on!

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The gates are closing!

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Let's go!

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This is gonna be the
best night of my life.

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Come on, Dax!

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Please have your
wristbands on and visible.

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This is so beautiful.

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It's like some twisted
and horrific heaven.

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Tone it back, boys.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Wristband.

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I'm actually supposed to
be meaning someone here.

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Dax.

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Oh, she's right there.

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Whoa.

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Oh, it's cool.

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He's with me.

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Thanks.

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Ashley, you are a lifesaver.

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This is Lenjamin Cain,
director of "Hell's Nest."

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He's why you're here.

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Thanks, baby.

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Appreciate it.

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Uh-huh.

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It's my pleasure.

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It's my pleasure to help out.

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Uh, babe, I'm sorry,
but why is this fanboy

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getting in under my name?

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He's a friend.

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And besides, you did it for
me, your little pooky pokey

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pooky bear.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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Rawr.

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Pooky bear needs a poke?

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I'm a naughty bear.

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Uh, OK.

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Uh, well, thanks very much
for getting me in, Lenjamin.

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And congratulations on the film.

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Oh, thank you so much.

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It's... it's shit.

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It's the shit.

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It's the shit.

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I left out that article.

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I got to ask you to leave.

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I'm messing with you.

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Oh, OK.

243
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I'm messing with you.

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Yeah, you're going
to love the film.

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When it comes out,
everybody's going to love it.

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Ashley's great in it.

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- Stacked.
- Really?

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We need to go.

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Namaste.

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OK.

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That was awkward.

252
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That's my balloons.

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Clown Town?

254
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That's not even funny.

255
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We're not going there.

256
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We're going everywhere, dude.

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You don't like clowns?

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You know I don't like clowns!

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Nice balloons.

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She's the one.

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She's the one I will
lay with tonight.

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Lucky girl.

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Someone should tell her.

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Why do you joke?

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Oh, my God...

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the Arborist.

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Whoa, he trimmed the beard.

268
00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:12,608
Dax, you've got to go meet him.

269
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,278
It's the Arborist!

270
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:21,552
Roger Hinckley, you, sir,
are the scariest man alive.

271
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:23,654
Hey, check it out.

272
00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:25,489
I got a, uh, tattoo.

273
00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:26,590
Oh.

274
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,057
Arbor Day?

275
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:31,763
Between you and me though, part
four is my favorite, all right?

276
00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:33,230
Never saw it.

277
00:14:33,232 --> 00:14:35,767
Part four?

278
00:14:35,769 --> 00:14:38,202
Never saw any of them.

279
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:41,306
You've never seen
any of your own films?

280
00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:44,142
I don't like scary movies, OK?

281
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,310
It's too much gore.

282
00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:49,247
The sight of blood
just makes me want to...

283
00:14:49,249 --> 00:14:50,651
I used to puke after every take.

284
00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:55,956
Wou... would it
be too much to ask

285
00:14:55,958 --> 00:15:00,159
if you'd possibly do the
Arborist catchphrase for me?

286
00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:01,162
Yeah.

287
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,130
It would be.

288
00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:10,337
Hey, a big fan.

289
00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:13,273
I actually disemboweled you in a
modded version of Mortal Kombat

290
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,276
the other day.

291
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,246
Um, dude, let's go.

292
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:19,648
The kick-off party's
about to start.

293
00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:27,689
Asshole.

294
00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:30,158
That was devastating.

295
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,194
Never meet your heroes.

296
00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:35,698
It's always a letdown.

297
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,165
This should cheer you up.

298
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:55,479
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one!

299
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,337
I've got a question!

300
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:15,775
Who wants some horror!

301
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:25,586
Inside these gates,
we have re-created all

302
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:28,321
your cinematic scare-scapes...

303
00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:32,760
from summer camps to
asylums to circuses!

304
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:33,962
Clowns, not the clowns.

305
00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:37,966
Every monster or maniac
to ever spill blood

306
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:40,367
on the silver screen
has been granted

307
00:16:40,369 --> 00:16:43,237
a portion of these grounds.

308
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:46,474
And it's all for you.

309
00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:50,345
I want this man to adopt me.

310
00:16:50,347 --> 00:16:55,417
But children... children,
we have a problem.

311
00:16:55,419 --> 00:16:58,520
Horror is dead.

312
00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:00,389
I mean, look around you!

313
00:17:00,391 --> 00:17:02,491
Our vampires glitter!

314
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:05,796
Our zombies have become
soap opera stars!

315
00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:11,936
Our slashers have
grown dull and old.

316
00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:14,371
We put Freddy on a lunchbox!

317
00:17:14,373 --> 00:17:17,608
We put Lovecraft
in a coloring book!

318
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:21,545
We have overconsumed
and overproduced,

319
00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:27,318
and we have taken what was
forbidden, what was dangerous,

320
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,423
and we have made it common.

321
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,864
Wanna make movies scary again?

322
00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:42,568
Wanna do it tonight?

323
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,971
Yeah!

324
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:47,710
Wanna make a horror movie
to end all horror movies?

325
00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,782
Ladies and gentleman!

326
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:58,720
I give you Red!

327
00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:14,469
Let me introduce you to your
new favorite nightmare, your

328
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:17,708
dark id, your boner for blood.

329
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:24,014
And if you come up on
stage, he will kill you.

330
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,415
Any volunteers?

331
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,018
Uh, should I?

332
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,487
You two girls, come on up!

333
00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:31,388
Wonderful!

334
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,390
Give them a round of applause!

335
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,392
Oh, my... oh, my god.

336
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,460
It's... it's them.

337
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,494
- It's them.
- It's your soulmate.

338
00:18:37,496 --> 00:18:38,462
Yeah!

339
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:40,597
Don't be shy!

340
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:42,968
You look beautiful!

341
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:45,773
Ladies, meet Red!

342
00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:50,410
Oh.

343
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:12,599
That was amazing!

344
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:14,601
That was... that
was pretty good.

345
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,679
So when do you start filming?

346
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:28,150
Oh, we're already filming.

347
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:36,491
And the best part?

348
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:37,594
This shit's for real!

349
00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,448
We gotta run now!

350
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,218
Go!

351
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,888
Welcome to Blood
Fest, mother fuckers!

352
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:04,655
Guys!

353
00:20:04,657 --> 00:20:05,925
It's special effects!

354
00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:07,759
All the blood is fake!

355
00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,929
What are you running for?

356
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:10,931
Oh, shit!

357
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:20,874
Hey guys!

358
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,209
I'm running from the pigheads.

359
00:20:22,211 --> 00:20:23,210
Not the kind you think.

360
00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:24,211
Not the usual kind.

361
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,813
These have chainsaws!

362
00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:33,187
Hey!

363
00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:34,489
Come and get it!

364
00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:38,125
No.

365
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:39,260
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

366
00:20:39,262 --> 00:20:40,161
No!
No!

367
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:41,163
No!

368
00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:50,005
And remember, there's
no horror without hope!

369
00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:54,776
If you know the rules,
you just might make it!

370
00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:57,781
The rest of you are dead!

371
00:21:05,824 --> 00:21:07,024
Everyone's going
to the main gate.

372
00:21:07,026 --> 00:21:08,586
It's going to be a death trap.
This way!

373
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,639
I can't see a thing.

374
00:21:21,641 --> 00:21:22,840
Found a light.

375
00:21:22,842 --> 00:21:23,407
Oh!

376
00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:24,677
Oh my God!

377
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,219
Did you hear something?

378
00:21:33,221 --> 00:21:34,452
Yeah.

379
00:21:34,454 --> 00:21:35,288
Besides chainsaws,
death screams, and me

380
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,991
pissing my fucking pants!

381
00:21:39,726 --> 00:21:41,261
No, there's something.

382
00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:42,762
It's over there.

383
00:21:51,106 --> 00:21:53,107
Wh... wh... wh... wh... wha...
wha... what are you doing?

384
00:21:53,109 --> 00:21:54,175
You can't open that door!

385
00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:55,442
It'll be like a
cat or like a rake.

386
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,910
And then we'll all
breathe a sigh of relief.

387
00:21:56,912 --> 00:21:59,414
And then something will pounce
from the other direction!

388
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,249
James Wan has made a
career on that shit, Dax!

389
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,216
Please don't!

390
00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:03,117
Shut up, Krill!

391
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:04,119
Please!

392
00:22:18,936 --> 00:22:19,635
See?

393
00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,871
I fucking said so!

394
00:22:22,873 --> 00:22:23,873
Ashley!

395
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,682
No signal.

396
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,850
How fucking cliche is that?

397
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,784
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

398
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,719
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

399
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:36,320
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

400
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:36,920
Oh, my God!

401
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:37,654
Oh, my God!

402
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,622
And my vape's down.

403
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,360
Perfect night.

404
00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:44,162
OK, let's calm
down, and let's think.

405
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:45,397
There's got to be
another way out of here.

406
00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:48,666
The gate is locked, and
the fence is electric.

407
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,335
There's pigs with chainsaws.

408
00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:51,569
We're dead!

409
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,107
Do you think the back
gate is locked too?

410
00:22:54,109 --> 00:22:55,540
What back gate?

411
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,378
Well, I got here early, and
the doors were still shut.

412
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:01,114
And there was this
yellow warehouse

413
00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:02,848
thing with a back door.

414
00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:05,386
It was sealed shut, but
some guy gave me this,

415
00:23:05,388 --> 00:23:06,819
and it opened right up.

416
00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:07,687
It's not going to open now.

417
00:23:07,689 --> 00:23:08,588
The whole place is locked down.

418
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,824
Hey, this a crypto-processor.

419
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,327
We use this on Doomlarp!

420
00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:14,294
Doomlarp?

421
00:23:14,296 --> 00:23:16,030
Jesus!
Geek!

422
00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:17,032
Fuck!

423
00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,932
I can hack this.

424
00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:21,069
If you get me to the back
gate, I'll get it open.

425
00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:22,404
We can do this.

426
00:23:22,406 --> 00:23:23,937
Sorry.

427
00:23:23,939 --> 00:23:28,276
It's on the other side of the
grounds near the circus stuff.

428
00:23:28,278 --> 00:23:30,879
My God!
Fucking Clown Town!

429
00:23:30,881 --> 00:23:32,083
Are you fucking serious?

430
00:23:35,786 --> 00:23:39,821
All right, so, we are
by the main entrance.

431
00:23:39,823 --> 00:23:40,956
Clown Town is here.

432
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,093
Yeah, we just gotta move quick.

433
00:23:43,095 --> 00:23:43,859
Stay quiet.

434
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:45,362
You have flashlights?

435
00:23:45,364 --> 00:23:47,963
I always have flashlights.

436
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,767
So you want to hike through
700 acres of nightmare filled

437
00:23:51,769 --> 00:23:54,704
with those pig fuck
butchers and any other freak

438
00:23:54,706 --> 00:23:57,075
that Walsh has cooked
up for the slim chance

439
00:23:57,077 --> 00:24:00,844
that Mr. Robot here can
hack open a back door.

440
00:24:00,846 --> 00:24:02,480
You got any other plans?

441
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,814
Uh, you turds go and get help.

442
00:24:03,816 --> 00:24:05,716
Me and Ashley are staying
here where it's safe.

443
00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:06,884
What?

444
00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:08,387
No, we can't do that.
It's a bad idea.

445
00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:11,989
Wa... Walsh said
follow the rules.

446
00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:13,358
What rules?

447
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,026
Dude, ru... rules of the
genre, rules of the subgenres,

448
00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:16,962
the tropes, the principles.

449
00:24:16,964 --> 00:24:19,998
Rule number one is... is
don't split up, dude.

450
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,901
You... you seen a film before?

451
00:24:22,903 --> 00:24:25,003
I don't see movies.

452
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,739
I make them.

453
00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:29,176
Babe, I got a signal.

454
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,010
911, what's your emergency?

455
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,513
Uh, yeah, I'm at Blood Fest.

456
00:24:32,515 --> 00:24:34,013
We're trapped on the
festival grounds,

457
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,150
and people are
being slaughtered.

458
00:24:36,152 --> 00:24:38,818
I need immediate
assistance for two people.

459
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,387
We have your location.

460
00:24:40,389 --> 00:24:42,290
Someone is on the way.

461
00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:43,592
Thank you very much.

462
00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:46,194
My name is Lenjamin Cain,
and I'm a film director.

463
00:24:46,196 --> 00:24:47,429
And I'm a celebrity.

464
00:24:47,431 --> 00:24:48,762
And I'm with an
up-and-coming actress, so...

465
00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:50,232
- Coming actress.
- I'm with the coming actress.

466
00:24:50,234 --> 00:24:52,334
So if that will speed things
up at all, that would be great.

467
00:24:52,336 --> 00:24:53,101
Stay calm.

468
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:54,137
Remain where you are.

469
00:24:54,139 --> 00:24:57,275
And if you can,
go fuck yourself.

470
00:25:00,445 --> 00:25:01,977
What was that?

471
00:25:01,979 --> 00:25:03,312
If you are able and so inclined,

472
00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:07,950
put your penis between your
legs and into your anus.

473
00:25:07,952 --> 00:25:10,387
Then proceed to fuck yourself.

474
00:25:10,389 --> 00:25:11,854
And how would that help us?

475
00:25:11,856 --> 00:25:13,022
No one's coming.

476
00:25:13,024 --> 00:25:14,158
Oh, don't worry.

477
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,925
Someone should be
there any moment.

478
00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:20,797
Move!
Move!

479
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:21,466
Go!
Go!

480
00:25:21,468 --> 00:25:22,534
Go!
Go!

481
00:25:22,536 --> 00:25:23,468
Go!
Come on!

482
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:24,435
Through the door!

483
00:25:24,437 --> 00:25:26,103
Don't rush me!

484
00:25:26,105 --> 00:25:28,574
Anything else I
can assist you with?

485
00:25:28,576 --> 00:25:31,477
Thank you for using 911.

486
00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,345
So that was a pleasant start.

487
00:25:33,347 --> 00:25:35,581
Billy, I want you to
double-check the outer fences,

488
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:38,082
get the voltage up to 700-plus.

489
00:25:38,084 --> 00:25:40,118
Amy, let's talk Clown Town.

490
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,222
I want to see those
freaks all riled up.

491
00:25:42,224 --> 00:25:43,689
They're riled up, sir.

492
00:25:43,691 --> 00:25:45,925
OK, make sure you catch any
call that tries to get out.

493
00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:47,460
But on a few of
them, play it cool.

494
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,530
I at least put some people to
think that help is on the way.

495
00:25:50,532 --> 00:25:52,332
Why?

496
00:25:52,334 --> 00:25:56,069
I mean, doesn't it seem
kind of cruel just to give

497
00:25:56,071 --> 00:25:57,307
people a false sense of hope?

498
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:07,349
What if I told you that
you were going to die

499
00:26:07,351 --> 00:26:10,586
tonight no matter what you did?

500
00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,222
What would you feel?

501
00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:14,523
Despair.

502
00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:16,858
Despair.

503
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:19,395
Now what if I told
you, you had a chance

504
00:26:19,397 --> 00:26:23,466
but only, only if you made all
the right calls, only if you

505
00:26:23,468 --> 00:26:26,168
took all the right
steps, only you

506
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,406
dug down deep inside
your soul and you

507
00:26:29,408 --> 00:26:34,578
found some hidden strength
you never even knew you had?

508
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:35,847
How would you feel then?

509
00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:40,552
Motivated.

510
00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:42,886
Motivation.

511
00:26:42,888 --> 00:26:44,190
It's what every character needs.

512
00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:57,969
I'm telling you, there
are rules you have to follow,

513
00:26:57,971 --> 00:26:59,904
like don't chant
anything in Latin.

514
00:26:59,906 --> 00:27:01,039
Don't get naked.

515
00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,441
Never be alone with a doll...

516
00:27:02,443 --> 00:27:03,509
those kinds of things.

517
00:27:03,511 --> 00:27:05,945
These rules are ridiculous.

518
00:27:05,947 --> 00:27:08,448
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.

519
00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:09,450
Let me see that badge.

520
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,522
Yeah, I think I
should hold on this.

521
00:27:15,524 --> 00:27:16,591
Why?

522
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,458
Because I don't
trust the monster squad

523
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,092
to get us out of here alive.

524
00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:20,361
Are we going backwards?

525
00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:21,329
It's upside down.

526
00:27:21,331 --> 00:27:22,430
Do you trust me?

527
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:26,066
Babe, no.

528
00:27:26,068 --> 00:27:27,602
You're an actress.

529
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,803
All right, let's keep moving.

530
00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:30,539
Well, uh, wh... wh... whoa!
Wait a minute.

531
00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:32,006
Wait a minute.

532
00:27:32,008 --> 00:27:33,975
Maybe we should double-back
and find a different route.

533
00:27:33,977 --> 00:27:34,942
Double-back?

534
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,379
This is a straight shot.

535
00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:38,846
Oh, wait.

536
00:27:38,848 --> 00:27:41,685
You don't think we're going
to wake the dead, you know?

537
00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:43,386
Like get attacked by zombies?

538
00:27:43,388 --> 00:27:44,354
Maybe.

539
00:27:44,356 --> 00:27:46,055
Are you serious?

540
00:27:46,057 --> 00:27:46,922
You're right.

541
00:27:46,924 --> 00:27:48,157
We should be really respectful.

542
00:27:48,159 --> 00:27:50,959
Excuse me, sir or madam,
I'm so sorry to tread

543
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,630
on your forever resting place.

544
00:27:56,402 --> 00:27:58,001
Those are props.

545
00:27:58,003 --> 00:28:01,037
This is not a real
graveyard, OK?

546
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:02,707
Do you honestly think
that Walsh wouldn't spring

547
00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,676
for real tombstones
but went ahead

548
00:28:04,678 --> 00:28:07,178
and got a boatload
of corpses from...

549
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,013
God knows where you get corpses!

550
00:28:09,015 --> 00:28:11,115
And then he figured out
a way to animate them.

551
00:28:11,117 --> 00:28:13,585
And then he buried
them here in the hopes

552
00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:16,120
that we would come
tromping through

553
00:28:16,122 --> 00:28:19,091
and make a little too
much noise, wake the dead,

554
00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:20,660
and get attacked by zombies.

555
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:23,063
Well, there's no such
thing as zombies!

556
00:28:27,402 --> 00:28:28,502
What?

557
00:28:28,504 --> 00:28:31,538
It's just... that's
usually when...

558
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:33,674
when something happens to you.

559
00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:36,477
Like what?

560
00:28:36,479 --> 00:28:37,444
Ah!

561
00:28:37,446 --> 00:28:38,446
That.

562
00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:43,016
Lenjamin!

563
00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:51,626
Maybe he's OK.

564
00:28:51,628 --> 00:28:53,061
Oh!

565
00:28:53,063 --> 00:28:54,063
Maybe not!

566
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:04,441
The cabin!

567
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:05,442
The cabin!

568
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:06,444
Go!

569
00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:12,016
Go!

570
00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:18,355
This way!

571
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:19,222
Oh, my God!

572
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:19,956
It smells like dead people!

573
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:20,792
Smells like dead people!

574
00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:21,793
Come on!
Quickly!

575
00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,795
Get the door!
Get the door!

576
00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:24,462
Go!
Get the doorbell!

577
00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,163
Hello!
Help us!

578
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,130
I'm sorry!

579
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:28,299
We're all full!

580
00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:30,436
I'm sorry there's no
more room in here!

581
00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:31,202
What?

582
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,270
We have a...

583
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:33,472
we have a pregnant
woman in here.

584
00:29:33,474 --> 00:29:36,274
And, uh, we have...
actually, we have two

585
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,477
pregnant women in here and...

586
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:40,847
Hinckley.

587
00:29:40,849 --> 00:29:44,283
Barricade the door.

588
00:29:44,285 --> 00:29:45,184
I was...

589
00:29:45,186 --> 00:29:47,085
I was trying to open the lock.

590
00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:48,521
The lock was kind of tricky.

591
00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:49,523
He's gone.

592
00:29:51,726 --> 00:29:52,893
He's gone.

593
00:29:52,895 --> 00:29:55,094
And he was going to
direct a rom-com.

594
00:29:55,096 --> 00:29:57,430
I was going to be the rom!

595
00:29:57,432 --> 00:29:58,364
Dax!

596
00:29:58,366 --> 00:29:59,299
What do we do?

597
00:29:59,301 --> 00:30:01,234
How should I know?
Huh?

598
00:30:01,236 --> 00:30:02,703
We're probably all dead.

599
00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:04,473
And not just die in our sleep
dead, which is bad enough,

600
00:30:04,475 --> 00:30:06,273
but "being eaten
alive by zombies,"

601
00:30:06,275 --> 00:30:09,243
screaming, "waiting for
it all to end" dead.

602
00:30:09,245 --> 00:30:11,646
Hey, can I have a minute?

603
00:30:11,648 --> 00:30:12,581
You'll be OK.

604
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,414
Don't cry.

605
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:16,217
That is not helping.

606
00:30:16,219 --> 00:30:18,353
OK, we need to come
up with a plan.

607
00:30:18,355 --> 00:30:19,454
I don't know what to do.

608
00:30:19,456 --> 00:30:20,590
I don't know shit!

609
00:30:20,592 --> 00:30:21,389
Dax!

610
00:30:21,391 --> 00:30:22,725
All you know is shit!

611
00:30:22,727 --> 00:30:25,528
But that shit is of
particular value right now!

612
00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:27,663
We've got a dozen
horror movies between us

613
00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:29,800
and actually
surviving this mess.

614
00:30:29,802 --> 00:30:32,536
Walsh is using every
trope in the book.

615
00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:34,872
Jesus, if I was a
virgin, I'd probably

616
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,241
have a fighting chance.

617
00:30:38,243 --> 00:30:39,743
You're not a virgin?

618
00:30:39,745 --> 00:30:43,848
The point is that no one knows
these movies better than you.

619
00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:46,416
So we need you to
pull it together

620
00:30:46,418 --> 00:30:49,721
and help us get out of here.

621
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,556
OK, OK.

622
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,490
All right.

623
00:30:52,492 --> 00:30:53,626
Let's think here.

624
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:56,862
OK, so what are we
dealing with here?

625
00:30:56,864 --> 00:30:57,930
Huh?

626
00:30:57,932 --> 00:30:59,765
Nothing outside
was running, right?

627
00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:00,533
No Snyders?

628
00:31:00,535 --> 00:31:02,668
No Boyles?
OK.

629
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:03,769
We know how to kill them.

630
00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:05,204
How?

631
00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:07,172
Oh, shit.

632
00:31:07,174 --> 00:31:10,610
Shit, shit, shit.

633
00:31:10,612 --> 00:31:13,279
If this goes all Evil
Dead, I'm gonna pop!

634
00:31:13,281 --> 00:31:17,417
The zombies are coming!

635
00:31:18,453 --> 00:31:19,453
Oh, my God!

636
00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:23,423
Hit him in the head!
Dax!

637
00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:23,991
Somebody!

638
00:31:23,993 --> 00:31:25,193
Get him...

639
00:31:30,466 --> 00:31:32,199
A hit to the head
takes them down.

640
00:31:32,201 --> 00:31:33,369
Wouldn't that kill anything?

641
00:31:41,613 --> 00:31:42,946
This is a GoPro.

642
00:31:42,948 --> 00:31:44,614
Walsh... he's filming us.

643
00:31:44,616 --> 00:31:45,582
Oh, oh!

644
00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:47,850
Jesus.

645
00:31:47,852 --> 00:31:48,918
Ah!

646
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,452
These... these things
are electrodes.

647
00:31:50,454 --> 00:31:52,288
Those things resurrect the dead.

648
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:53,290
He's controlling them.

649
00:32:01,734 --> 00:32:03,701
I think I know where
the signal's coming from.

650
00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:04,703
Let's move.

651
00:32:12,946 --> 00:32:14,946
Faster, faster, move faster!

652
00:32:14,948 --> 00:32:16,649
Go, go, go!
Come on.

653
00:32:16,651 --> 00:32:17,650
Great!

654
00:32:17,652 --> 00:32:20,620
Powered up!

655
00:32:20,622 --> 00:32:23,923
Zombie needs food fast!

656
00:32:23,925 --> 00:32:26,926
Time to nom-nom, zom!

657
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,294
How's it going, guys?

658
00:32:28,296 --> 00:32:29,562
Need anything?

659
00:32:29,564 --> 00:32:30,931
Doritos?
Red Bull?

660
00:32:30,933 --> 00:32:32,032
Corn syrup?

661
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,001
No, but these
super real graphics

662
00:32:34,003 --> 00:32:35,501
are hella cheesing, my dude.

663
00:32:35,503 --> 00:32:37,603
Also, my guys are moving slow.

664
00:32:37,605 --> 00:32:39,940
Well... he's a zombie.

665
00:32:39,942 --> 00:32:42,877
Yeah, that's boring.

666
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,679
When are we going
to play the victims?

667
00:32:44,681 --> 00:32:45,913
Soon.

668
00:32:45,915 --> 00:32:46,915
I promise.

669
00:32:50,854 --> 00:32:51,853
Oh, shit!

670
00:32:51,855 --> 00:32:54,555
Here they come!

671
00:32:59,864 --> 00:33:02,865
OK, yeah, got it.

672
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:17,515
Excuse me...

673
00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:23,487
Oh, shit.

674
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:29,460
Uh...

675
00:33:29,462 --> 00:33:30,796
You have to hit him in the head!

676
00:33:30,798 --> 00:33:31,830
I'm not going to hit a corpse!

677
00:33:31,832 --> 00:33:33,564
That's disgusting!

678
00:33:33,566 --> 00:33:34,566
Oh, my God!

679
00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:39,137
Oh!

680
00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:40,374
Oh, my God!

681
00:33:46,748 --> 00:33:47,747
Get away!

682
00:33:47,749 --> 00:33:48,513
Oh, my God!

683
00:33:48,515 --> 00:33:49,581
How's it coming, Dax?

684
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:52,652
Blue, green, red, another red...

685
00:33:52,654 --> 00:33:54,654
- instructions maybe.
- Do something!

686
00:33:54,656 --> 00:33:56,123
There's too many wires!
All right?

687
00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,057
Which one do I pull?

688
00:33:57,059 --> 00:33:58,025
It's not a bomb!

689
00:33:58,027 --> 00:33:59,793
Just pull them all!

690
00:33:59,795 --> 00:34:05,100
George Romero, if you're
out there, save us.

691
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:11,472
What?

692
00:34:11,474 --> 00:34:12,239
Yo!

693
00:34:12,241 --> 00:34:14,075
That's some bullshit!

694
00:34:14,077 --> 00:34:15,611
A... are there autosaves?

695
00:34:18,548 --> 00:34:19,380
Oh!

696
00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:20,750
- They're dead?
- Oh!

697
00:34:20,752 --> 00:34:21,516
Fuck!

698
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,519
They were dead before!

699
00:34:26,124 --> 00:34:26,856
Come on.

700
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:27,990
We gotta get moving.

701
00:34:27,992 --> 00:34:28,992
Let's... let's go!

702
00:34:28,994 --> 00:34:30,227
Quick

703
00:34:30,229 --> 00:34:34,064
Question do you mind
if I just tag along?

704
00:34:34,066 --> 00:34:35,264
Are you... are you kidding?

705
00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:38,434
Well, it just occurs
to me that the guy

706
00:34:38,436 --> 00:34:41,806
that gets left behind is
usually the next one to bite it.

707
00:34:41,808 --> 00:34:43,841
I mean, at least that's
the Arborist's MO.

708
00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:45,977
Huh, you have seen the movies.

709
00:34:45,979 --> 00:34:47,011
I read the scripts...

710
00:34:47,013 --> 00:34:48,013
once.

711
00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:55,720
Everyone deserves a
chance at redemption.

712
00:34:55,722 --> 00:34:57,956
Come on.

713
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,132
Billy!

714
00:35:06,134 --> 00:35:08,835
I'm going to need you to
fix that zombie transmitter.

715
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:11,436
While you're at it,
add a few extra dead.

716
00:35:11,438 --> 00:35:13,472
God knows we have the corpses.

717
00:35:13,474 --> 00:35:15,774
Sir, may I remind
you your partner

718
00:35:15,776 --> 00:35:19,113
didn't authorize any repairs
after the first death?

719
00:35:19,115 --> 00:35:22,183
Yes, but he's
not here right now.

720
00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:23,616
And I am.

721
00:35:23,618 --> 00:35:26,086
And I'm trying to make a movie!

722
00:35:26,088 --> 00:35:28,190
Huh?

723
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,557
Cultists!

724
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:30,292
Go wide!

725
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,059
Go wide on the cultists!

726
00:35:31,061 --> 00:35:31,893
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

727
00:35:31,895 --> 00:35:34,029
Now smash cut to the yeti.

728
00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:35,496
Oh, good.

729
00:35:35,498 --> 00:35:37,464
You see how you juxtapose the
two, and you tell a story?

730
00:35:37,466 --> 00:35:38,499
Oh, my God!

731
00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:40,535
He is eating her face!

732
00:35:40,537 --> 00:35:41,137
Oh!

733
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,004
Oh, my God!

734
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,106
That is deliciously disgusting.

735
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:45,241
Oh!

736
00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:47,475
How do you do all this?

737
00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:49,045
Like how do you get
all these participants?

738
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:51,881
Oh, it took a lot of work...

739
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:52,715
years of it.

740
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:56,086
I found some scary people.

741
00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,856
And the homicidal maniacs?

742
00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:03,793
You take a clinically damaged
mind, you force him to watch

743
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,496
one movie continuously.

744
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:12,036
Eventually, the movie mythos
becomes the man's mythos.

745
00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:18,010
Eventually, the movie world
becomes the man's world.

746
00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:23,648
You tell him he's
Leatherface, he's Leatherface.

747
00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:25,817
The clowns I found
on Craigslist.

748
00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:29,222
Uh, hey, sorry
about your boyfriend.

749
00:36:29,224 --> 00:36:31,892
He wasn't my boyfriend...

750
00:36:31,894 --> 00:36:34,060
not really.

751
00:36:34,062 --> 00:36:36,196
Next time a director's
casting couch is a futon,

752
00:36:36,198 --> 00:36:38,231
I'm walking the other way.

753
00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:39,433
Futon?

754
00:36:44,673 --> 00:36:47,841
Kind of reminds me of April
Showers from Arbor Day 4.

755
00:36:47,843 --> 00:36:51,245
10 years ago, there was the
Arbor Day massacre, right?

756
00:36:51,247 --> 00:36:54,715
And Hodderton High has
still not recovered.

757
00:36:54,717 --> 00:36:56,751
So spring break at
Hodderton High, right?

758
00:36:56,753 --> 00:36:59,154
School is closed, but the
botany class stays behind

759
00:36:59,156 --> 00:37:02,124
for some extracurricular fun.

760
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:05,827
God, this is some of the best
kills of the series, man.

761
00:37:05,829 --> 00:37:09,798
I mean, that one where you
drown that guy in a tub of sap.

762
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,432
Fuck!

763
00:37:10,434 --> 00:37:11,633
I mean, shit!

764
00:37:11,635 --> 00:37:13,970
That was horrifying!

765
00:37:13,972 --> 00:37:16,040
So slow.

766
00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,840
So sticky.

767
00:37:17,842 --> 00:37:20,044
That was my idea.

768
00:37:20,046 --> 00:37:20,978
What?

769
00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,012
Oh, yeah.

770
00:37:22,014 --> 00:37:23,479
The director, he
wanted to move on.

771
00:37:23,481 --> 00:37:26,749
He wanted to just smash some
skulls, keep going... faster.

772
00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:29,753
I said, no, no, no,
let's slow this down, OK?

773
00:37:29,755 --> 00:37:35,193
Because the arborist would
take his time, like a tree.

774
00:37:35,195 --> 00:37:36,294
I knew it.

775
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,196
Knew what?

776
00:37:38,198 --> 00:37:40,299
I knew that you knew
more about the films

777
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,600
than you were letting on.
Come on, dude!

778
00:37:42,602 --> 00:37:44,036
Just do the catchphrase
for me once!

779
00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:45,037
Please!
Just once!

780
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:46,105
Come on!
I hate Arbor Day.

781
00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:47,406
You don't!
How can you hate it?

782
00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:49,442
I mean, you go to these
conventions all the time.

783
00:37:49,444 --> 00:37:51,077
You did six films
for fuck's sake!

784
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,246
I am an actor, OK?

785
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:55,748
- I'm a serious actor.
- You guys?

786
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:59,019
Arbor Day was my
first fucking movie.

787
00:37:59,021 --> 00:37:59,852
Somebody said me, "Hey, Roger."

788
00:37:59,854 --> 00:38:00,988
You want to wear a mask?"

789
00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,222
I said, "A mask?"

790
00:38:02,224 --> 00:38:02,990
Are you kidding?

791
00:38:02,992 --> 00:38:04,392
I want to see my face!

792
00:38:04,394 --> 00:38:08,029
"I want to see my God damn
face on that big screen!"

793
00:38:08,031 --> 00:38:11,299
If I had hidden my face, I
would've been able to move on.

794
00:38:11,301 --> 00:38:12,833
But, no.

795
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:17,306
No, this is the
face of tree horror.

796
00:38:17,308 --> 00:38:18,207
Guys!

797
00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:19,308
Guys!

798
00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:21,644
I... I... I think
someone's watching us!

799
00:38:26,217 --> 00:38:27,284
Fuck me.

800
00:38:34,026 --> 00:38:35,025
Ah!

801
00:38:35,027 --> 00:38:36,326
Oh, my God!

802
00:38:36,328 --> 00:38:38,328
Oh, my God!

803
00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:42,966
Go!

804
00:38:42,968 --> 00:38:43,967
Go!

805
00:38:43,969 --> 00:38:44,934
Oh, my God!

806
00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:47,271
Ah!

807
00:38:47,273 --> 00:38:48,938
Did you see that guy?

808
00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:49,940
Oh, my God!

809
00:38:58,718 --> 00:39:00,385
You played that guy?

810
00:39:00,387 --> 00:39:02,387
Why is he so much
bigger than you?

811
00:39:02,389 --> 00:39:03,822
I lost a lot of
weight, all right?

812
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:06,325
Plus, I have a thyroid issue.

813
00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:07,559
I used to just eat a lot.

814
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:10,263
Wait, did you guys
see where Krill went?

815
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,763
He... he got away.

816
00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:12,664
He went the other direction.

817
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,200
We should get in.
Come on.

818
00:39:14,202 --> 00:39:15,634
It's Hodderton High.

819
00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:17,237
You killed like 12 people
here in the original film.

820
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,105
I didn't kill anybody!

821
00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:20,340
OK, let's just get inside!

822
00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:23,709
Hey, that's... that's
not such a good idea.

823
00:39:23,711 --> 00:39:25,245
We don't have a choice, Dax!

824
00:39:25,247 --> 00:39:26,247
Did you watch the movie?

825
00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:30,118
Hello!

826
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,252
Wait, there's someone inside!

827
00:39:31,254 --> 00:39:32,287
Come on!
Come on!

828
00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:33,321
Come on!

829
00:39:33,323 --> 00:39:34,255
Thank you.

830
00:39:34,257 --> 00:39:35,223
Thank you!

831
00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:37,125
Oh, thank you!

832
00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,327
Wait, I know you.

833
00:39:39,329 --> 00:39:40,329
You're Zachary Levi.

834
00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:42,131
The karaoke guy?

835
00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:44,166
Listen, I think we're
going to safe, all right?

836
00:39:44,168 --> 00:39:45,468
The windows are all secured.

837
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:46,402
The door is locked.

838
00:39:46,404 --> 00:39:48,137
Flynn Ryder!

839
00:39:48,139 --> 00:39:50,206
You're Flynn fucking Ryder!

840
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,340
You've never seen a single film,

841
00:39:51,342 --> 00:39:52,975
but you've seen "Tangled."

842
00:39:52,977 --> 00:39:53,809
Maybe.

843
00:39:53,811 --> 00:39:55,878
Are you... are you alone?

844
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,380
I was...

845
00:39:57,382 --> 00:39:59,416
I was... I was with my friends,
some of my closest friends.

846
00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:01,418
We stuck together
when things got nutty.

847
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,286
We made it through the woods.

848
00:40:03,288 --> 00:40:05,123
And then we were
attacked by these

849
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:07,258
crazed cannibal hillbillies.

850
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,493
They tracked us down.
They hunted us.

851
00:40:08,495 --> 00:40:10,228
They were killing and
eating my friends...

852
00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:12,296
I think about Flynn Ryder a lot.

853
00:40:12,298 --> 00:40:16,033
I mean... a lot.

854
00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,137
It was the saddest,
most terrifying

855
00:40:18,139 --> 00:40:19,271
thing I've ever witnessed.

856
00:40:19,273 --> 00:40:20,506
Like, I couldn't believe...

857
00:40:20,508 --> 00:40:24,108
When Flynn smolders
at Rapunzel, I felt...

858
00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,712
I don't know... humid.

859
00:40:28,316 --> 00:40:30,450
There's this one gi... there
was a girl that I loved...

860
00:40:30,452 --> 00:40:31,884
actually, she was
the love of my life...

861
00:40:31,886 --> 00:40:32,751
and I didn't have a chance
to tell her, because we were

862
00:40:32,753 --> 00:40:34,052
trying to run to the school.

863
00:40:34,054 --> 00:40:36,289
Right before we got in the
door, they grabbed her.

864
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:37,357
And they started
to tear her apart.

865
00:40:37,359 --> 00:40:38,191
- My hair is magical.
- It was...

866
00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:40,561
Well, sometimes magical.

867
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,263
OK, let's focus.

868
00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,198
I'm so sorry about your friends.

869
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,366
Is this place safe?

870
00:40:45,368 --> 00:40:47,168
Like I said, the
windows were all sealed,

871
00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:48,402
and I've locked all the doors.

872
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,970
Without this key right
here, there's no way in.

873
00:40:50,972 --> 00:40:52,274
Or out.

874
00:40:52,276 --> 00:40:54,236
Well, of course, but we
wouldn't want to go out...

875
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:04,353
Flynn Ryder!

876
00:41:08,992 --> 00:41:10,359
The classroom.

877
00:41:10,361 --> 00:41:11,361
Go, go, go, go go!

878
00:41:16,235 --> 00:41:17,401
Oh, my God.

879
00:41:17,403 --> 00:41:18,368
Oh, my God!

880
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:19,370
Oh, my God!

881
00:41:22,807 --> 00:41:27,511
Somebody once told me the
world is gonna roll me.

882
00:41:27,513 --> 00:41:29,280
I ain't the sharpest
tool in the shed.

883
00:41:29,282 --> 00:41:30,648
Yo!
What up, dude?

884
00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:32,517
- Welcome to the party, bro!
- What's up, dude?

885
00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:33,218
Don't you know what's going on?

886
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,385
People are dying!

887
00:41:34,387 --> 00:41:35,286
It's Blood Fest, dude!

888
00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:36,354
Fucking Blood Fest, bro.

889
00:41:36,356 --> 00:41:39,022
No, I mean actually
getting killed.

890
00:41:39,024 --> 00:41:42,026
Walsh made everything real...
the monsters, everything.

891
00:41:42,028 --> 00:41:43,596
Oh, really?

892
00:41:43,598 --> 00:41:48,367
He's created werewolves,
ghosts, vampires.

893
00:41:48,369 --> 00:41:49,867
Oh, yeah.

894
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:52,189
It sounds like somebody dipped
into the K-2 a little early.

895
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:55,642
Dork.

896
00:41:55,644 --> 00:41:57,577
If we don't get that key,
we're not going out of here.

897
00:41:57,579 --> 00:42:01,414
I am not going to be
murdered by the Arborist!

898
00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:04,217
That is just too fucking ironic!

899
00:42:04,219 --> 00:42:07,187
Every... every answer is
in the origin story, right?

900
00:42:07,189 --> 00:42:09,024
Jason's drowning,
Freddy's burning.

901
00:42:13,028 --> 00:42:13,628
I got it.

902
00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,597
Tommy Wakes.

903
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,400
- Tommy who?
- Tommy.

904
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:19,434
You!
The Arborist.

905
00:42:19,436 --> 00:42:21,035
Oh, sure.
Good.

906
00:42:21,037 --> 00:42:22,103
Guys...

907
00:42:22,105 --> 00:42:23,338
So your dad was
the school arborist,

908
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,507
and you watched as some
teenagers accidentally

909
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,943
killed your father
and then used a wood

910
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,312
chipper to bury the body.

911
00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,779
Jesus.

912
00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:36,386
Yeah, you grew up alone in
the woods, raised by the trees.

913
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,153
Is... is that in the movie?

914
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:38,920
It's implied.

915
00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:40,391
What about that scar?

916
00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:42,293
What about that alien mark that
shows that I'm their spawn?

917
00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:43,126
No, no, no, no.

918
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,528
That's part five, mistake.

919
00:42:44,530 --> 00:42:46,563
In part six, they pretend
it never happened, right?

920
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:47,298
Faster.

921
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,732
OK, uh, all right.

922
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:53,538
You are solely killing to
avenge your father's death.

923
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:54,271
I'm not lying.

924
00:42:54,273 --> 00:42:56,374
It... it... it's true.

925
00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:58,576
Walsh somehow made
monsters real.

926
00:42:58,578 --> 00:42:59,877
I don't know how
to explain this.

927
00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:05,150
Well, I suppose vampires
would be simple enough.

928
00:43:05,152 --> 00:43:06,485
There's a way out...

929
00:43:06,487 --> 00:43:07,753
a back gate.

930
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:08,953
If I could just get to
the others, we'll be...

931
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:10,489
You would just lure
girls from Eastern

932
00:43:10,491 --> 00:43:17,163
Europe with promises of visas
and high-paying American jobs.

933
00:43:17,165 --> 00:43:20,667
Uh, yeah, I mean,
America's great for that.

934
00:43:20,669 --> 00:43:24,203
And then you would
surgically sharpen their teeth.

935
00:43:24,205 --> 00:43:27,374
And you would chemically
stimulate glands,

936
00:43:27,376 --> 00:43:31,244
so they produce abnormal
amounts of pheromones,

937
00:43:31,246 --> 00:43:34,917
making them sexually
irresistible.

938
00:43:38,521 --> 00:43:40,622
Wow.

939
00:43:40,624 --> 00:43:42,524
You are really pretty.

940
00:43:42,526 --> 00:43:47,563
And then finally, you would
infect them with a chronic case

941
00:43:47,565 --> 00:43:48,998
of porphyria.

942
00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:57,005
Wh... what is that?

943
00:43:57,007 --> 00:44:00,443
It's a rare disease
resulting in insomnia,

944
00:44:00,445 --> 00:44:05,383
heightened sensitivity to light,
and an unquenchable thirst

945
00:44:05,385 --> 00:44:07,418
for blood.

946
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:09,453
Is that a real thing?

947
00:44:09,455 --> 00:44:10,455
Look it up.

948
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,400
Oh.

949
00:44:24,605 --> 00:44:27,607
I... I'm sorry.

950
00:44:27,609 --> 00:44:30,777
I... I'm not going to stay.

951
00:44:30,779 --> 00:44:33,513
You're such a neat girl.

952
00:44:33,515 --> 00:44:36,582
I really would love to stay here
and maybe have sex with you.

953
00:44:36,584 --> 00:44:37,483
I really would.

954
00:44:37,485 --> 00:44:38,485
I just...

955
00:44:41,089 --> 00:44:43,657
You've never be with a woman.

956
00:44:43,659 --> 00:44:45,126
Not in person, no.

957
00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:53,066
Look, my friends are out
there, and they might need me.

958
00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:53,701
Oh!

959
00:44:53,703 --> 00:44:56,403
Such loyalty!

960
00:44:56,405 --> 00:44:59,707
Such innocence.

961
00:44:59,709 --> 00:45:00,742
You could come with us.

962
00:45:00,744 --> 00:45:03,210
I mean, maybe...
there's a way out.

963
00:45:03,212 --> 00:45:04,480
- No, get away.
- No, don't.

964
00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:05,380
- Please...
- No!

965
00:45:05,382 --> 00:45:07,215
Go!

966
00:45:07,217 --> 00:45:08,584
OK.

967
00:45:08,586 --> 00:45:09,485
Go!

968
00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:10,487
I'm sorry.

969
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:14,458
I suck with girls.

970
00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:24,166
So here's what you're gonna do.

971
00:45:24,168 --> 00:45:28,171
You are going to distract him
by pretending to be his dad.

972
00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:29,640
- Whose dad?
- Your dad.

973
00:45:29,642 --> 00:45:30,541
My dad.

974
00:45:30,543 --> 00:45:33,210
Yeah, his dad.

975
00:45:33,212 --> 00:45:38,749
He's, uh, he's a... he's a
complicated character, right?

976
00:45:38,751 --> 00:45:43,755
A tragic soul, a ghostly
patriarch reaching out

977
00:45:43,757 --> 00:45:45,791
to his troubled son.

978
00:45:45,793 --> 00:45:48,794
It's Hamlet's father.

979
00:45:48,796 --> 00:45:50,363
It's the role you
were born to play.

980
00:46:17,594 --> 00:46:18,594
Son.

981
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:29,339
I am so... so proud of you.

982
00:46:32,175 --> 00:46:38,213
You have avenged me, honored me.

983
00:46:38,215 --> 00:46:43,654
You have ripped up all
the diseased roots.

984
00:46:43,656 --> 00:46:47,456
You've thrashed all the weeds.

985
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:51,796
You've cleared the garden
of all the fickle growth

986
00:46:51,798 --> 00:46:54,366
so that a true tree may thrive!

987
00:46:56,903 --> 00:47:00,272
That tree is you.

988
00:47:03,343 --> 00:47:04,509
He's amazing.

989
00:47:04,511 --> 00:47:10,883
My son, you may rest now.

990
00:47:10,885 --> 00:47:14,385
Your work is done.

991
00:47:14,387 --> 00:47:15,791
Give me the trimmer.

992
00:47:25,701 --> 00:47:28,669
That's it.

993
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:31,371
Well done, Timmy.

994
00:47:31,373 --> 00:47:32,840
Tommy.

995
00:47:32,842 --> 00:47:33,842
Tommy.

996
00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:41,582
Hey, tree hugger!

997
00:47:41,584 --> 00:47:42,583
Oh!

998
00:47:42,585 --> 00:47:43,852
Got it!

999
00:47:43,854 --> 00:47:45,453
It's sticky.
Take it.

1000
00:47:45,455 --> 00:47:46,287
- Oh, shit.
- Dax!

1001
00:47:46,289 --> 00:47:47,421
- Dax!
- Go, go, go!

1002
00:47:47,423 --> 00:47:48,423
Run!

1003
00:47:51,696 --> 00:47:52,662
Come on!
Come on!

1004
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:53,528
Come on!

1005
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:55,199
I'm going as fast as I can.

1006
00:48:13,753 --> 00:48:16,054
Holy... Holy shit!

1007
00:48:16,056 --> 00:48:19,556
Hey, look, I'm sorry,
but I killed your ass!

1008
00:48:19,558 --> 00:48:20,759
Woo!

1009
00:48:20,761 --> 00:48:21,960
Woo!

1010
00:48:21,962 --> 00:48:23,396
That's what I'm talking about!

1011
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,034
Woo!

1012
00:48:28,036 --> 00:48:29,601
The virgin took him out!

1013
00:48:29,603 --> 00:48:30,568
You're the best!

1014
00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:31,503
Oh, hi.

1015
00:48:31,505 --> 00:48:32,805
Hey.

1016
00:48:32,807 --> 00:48:34,073
Are you OK?

1017
00:48:34,075 --> 00:48:35,941
Yeah.

1018
00:48:35,943 --> 00:48:37,177
Thank you.

1019
00:48:39,815 --> 00:48:42,348
Hey, this goes down.

1020
00:48:42,350 --> 00:48:43,649
So?

1021
00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:45,886
It could be a tunnel
system for maintenance

1022
00:48:45,888 --> 00:48:47,020
for the grounds.

1023
00:48:47,022 --> 00:48:48,220
Do you think it's
safer down there?

1024
00:48:48,222 --> 00:48:50,658
Would you rather be in
Blood Fest or below it?

1025
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:03,972
It's locked.

1026
00:49:03,974 --> 00:49:05,941
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1027
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,376
I can unlock this.

1028
00:49:08,378 --> 00:49:09,577
You have a lock-picking kit?

1029
00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:10,478
You don't?

1030
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,480
Of course.

1031
00:49:13,516 --> 00:49:17,087
That was some amazing
directing back there.

1032
00:49:17,089 --> 00:49:20,056
Where did you get those skills?

1033
00:49:20,058 --> 00:49:22,624
I've seen a lot of movies.

1034
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,128
And my mom, she loved
them, and especially

1035
00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:26,730
the black and white ones.

1036
00:49:26,732 --> 00:49:29,734
You know, Universal, Val Lewton.

1037
00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:31,434
We used to watch them all night.

1038
00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:32,770
Huh.

1039
00:49:32,772 --> 00:49:34,772
Well, that is some A-plus
parenting right there.

1040
00:49:34,774 --> 00:49:36,941
I mean...

1041
00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:39,410
She was murdered.

1042
00:49:39,412 --> 00:49:40,145
What?

1043
00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:41,378
Oh, God.

1044
00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:42,147
I'm sorry.

1045
00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:42,748
Jesus.

1046
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,816
It's fine.

1047
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:51,656
You know, for a while,
I was so afraid.

1048
00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:57,096
Everything scared me...
everything except movies.

1049
00:49:57,098 --> 00:49:58,396
Now, movies I knew
that the blood

1050
00:49:58,398 --> 00:50:01,801
was fake, that the daggers
were made of rubber.

1051
00:50:01,803 --> 00:50:05,038
It was kind of like I could
play with fear, you know?

1052
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,141
I could sit in the dark
for an hour or two.

1053
00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:08,508
I could scream, I
could jump, I could

1054
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:12,578
laugh and know that
everything was going to be OK.

1055
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:13,781
I don't know.

1056
00:50:13,783 --> 00:50:15,503
There's something honest
about those movies.

1057
00:50:15,819 --> 00:50:17,451
Honest?

1058
00:50:17,453 --> 00:50:20,021
Those films are ridiculous!

1059
00:50:20,023 --> 00:50:21,923
In "Arbor Day,"
"Friday the 13th,"

1060
00:50:21,925 --> 00:50:23,792
"Halloween," it doesn't
matter where you run

1061
00:50:23,794 --> 00:50:27,897
or where you hide, death
is always going to get you.

1062
00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:32,634
And even if you do survive,
you'll just die in the sequel.

1063
00:50:32,636 --> 00:50:34,870
So death is inevitable?

1064
00:50:34,872 --> 00:50:38,007
That's the takeaway?

1065
00:50:38,009 --> 00:50:40,543
I don't know.

1066
00:50:40,545 --> 00:50:44,080
Gotta live while
you can, I guess.

1067
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:47,984
Make the most of what
little screen time you got?

1068
00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:50,153
Is that what you do?

1069
00:50:50,155 --> 00:50:51,390
Live life to the fullest?

1070
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,630
Not even close.

1071
00:51:05,638 --> 00:51:08,639
Who knew Arbor Day
was so life affirming!

1072
00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:12,611
Got it.

1073
00:51:15,749 --> 00:51:17,618
Uh, you first, Dax.

1074
00:51:32,834 --> 00:51:33,834
Hello?

1075
00:51:38,773 --> 00:51:40,909
Now this is pleasant.

1076
00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:44,045
Looks like the matinee crowd.

1077
00:51:44,047 --> 00:51:45,615
Where the hell are we?

1078
00:51:48,285 --> 00:51:51,686
Thought I'd be safer down here.

1079
00:51:51,688 --> 00:51:52,787
Not safer, unsafer!

1080
00:51:52,789 --> 00:51:54,090
We gotta turn back, Dax!

1081
00:51:54,092 --> 00:51:57,126
No, we keep going.

1082
00:51:57,128 --> 00:51:59,095
Tortureville leads
to Clown Town.

1083
00:51:59,097 --> 00:52:00,930
Clowns!
Clowns!

1084
00:52:00,932 --> 00:52:02,064
And past Clown
Town is the service

1085
00:52:02,066 --> 00:52:03,733
gate Ashley came through.

1086
00:52:03,735 --> 00:52:04,700
We're close.

1087
00:52:04,702 --> 00:52:07,204
We're dead.

1088
00:52:07,206 --> 00:52:08,804
Just don't touch anything.

1089
00:52:08,806 --> 00:52:09,806
OK?

1090
00:52:24,790 --> 00:52:26,257
I owe you an apology.

1091
00:52:26,259 --> 00:52:28,559
If I hadn't hounded
you, you'd be at home

1092
00:52:28,561 --> 00:52:30,595
right now, safe on your couch.

1093
00:52:30,597 --> 00:52:31,829
Sam, is it weren't for you, I'd

1094
00:52:31,831 --> 00:52:33,631
always be at home on my couch.

1095
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:36,768
And I'd rather be right here...

1096
00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:38,803
with you.

1097
00:52:38,805 --> 00:52:41,074
Help!

1098
00:52:41,076 --> 00:52:43,176
Guys, guys, don't...

1099
00:52:43,178 --> 00:52:44,277
we shouldn't go that way.

1100
00:52:44,279 --> 00:52:46,046
It could be a trap.

1101
00:52:46,048 --> 00:52:47,613
Somebody!

1102
00:52:47,615 --> 00:52:48,814
Help!

1103
00:52:48,816 --> 00:52:50,951
I've seen too many
people died tonight.

1104
00:52:50,953 --> 00:52:51,918
No more.

1105
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,886
Sam...

1106
00:52:52,888 --> 00:52:53,988
- Hey, let's...
- Hey, Sam!

1107
00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:54,990
Let's not...

1108
00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:04,066
Please!
Help!

1109
00:53:04,068 --> 00:53:05,135
Somebody!

1110
00:53:08,305 --> 00:53:09,870
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

1111
00:53:09,872 --> 00:53:10,872
Thank you.

1112
00:53:14,711 --> 00:53:17,846
When it strikes
12, the game is through.

1113
00:53:17,848 --> 00:53:21,184
These chains will
rip up a man in two.

1114
00:53:21,186 --> 00:53:24,020
Please, you got to
get me out of here.

1115
00:53:24,022 --> 00:53:24,886
But you... you worked her.

1116
00:53:24,888 --> 00:53:26,055
You... you're a part of this.

1117
00:53:26,057 --> 00:53:29,926
I sell fucking hot
dogs, scan bands.

1118
00:53:29,928 --> 00:53:31,828
I wasn't even paid!

1119
00:53:31,830 --> 00:53:33,197
I did it for a wristband.

1120
00:53:33,199 --> 00:53:35,932
Please, help me.

1121
00:53:35,934 --> 00:53:36,833
Wh... what do I do?

1122
00:53:36,835 --> 00:53:38,901
Over there against the wall.

1123
00:53:38,903 --> 00:53:40,771
There's a button in the box.

1124
00:53:40,773 --> 00:53:41,939
OK.
I got it.

1125
00:53:41,941 --> 00:53:43,174
You gotta hit them
at the same time.

1126
00:53:43,176 --> 00:53:45,076
Please hurry!

1127
00:53:45,078 --> 00:53:46,078
Ah!

1128
00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:57,089
Sorry.

1129
00:53:57,091 --> 00:53:58,091
What?

1130
00:54:00,128 --> 00:54:01,128
Sam?

1131
00:54:09,937 --> 00:54:11,670
Who the fuck is Mr. Leadfeet?

1132
00:54:11,672 --> 00:54:12,406
Come on.

1133
00:54:12,408 --> 00:54:15,076
In here.

1134
00:54:15,078 --> 00:54:16,077
Hey!

1135
00:54:16,079 --> 00:54:17,646
Hey, mother fucker!

1136
00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:21,681
Sam, what's going on?

1137
00:54:21,683 --> 00:54:23,016
Dax!

1138
00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:23,950
Uh!

1139
00:54:23,952 --> 00:54:27,356
So much blood.

1140
00:54:27,358 --> 00:54:29,224
Ah!

1141
00:54:29,226 --> 00:54:30,858
- Ah!
- What's happening?

1142
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:31,959
I traded places with him.

1143
00:54:31,961 --> 00:54:32,794
It was dumb.

1144
00:54:32,796 --> 00:54:33,961
It was... it was so stupid.

1145
00:54:33,963 --> 00:54:34,963
What?

1146
00:54:39,204 --> 00:54:40,272
Oh, shit!

1147
00:54:43,841 --> 00:54:45,808
It won't budge!

1148
00:54:45,810 --> 00:54:47,042
We're fucking stuck.

1149
00:54:47,044 --> 00:54:48,111
We're stuck, Ash.

1150
00:54:48,113 --> 00:54:50,916
We're... Ashley?

1151
00:54:55,121 --> 00:54:57,288
We're never getting out of here.

1152
00:54:57,290 --> 00:54:58,489
We are.
We are!

1153
00:54:58,491 --> 00:55:00,291
We just gotta get to
the other warehouse.

1154
00:55:00,293 --> 00:55:02,093
And I'll use the
card to hack it.

1155
00:55:02,095 --> 00:55:05,397
And we'll be free, I promise.

1156
00:55:05,399 --> 00:55:08,866
Lenjamin had it.

1157
00:55:08,868 --> 00:55:11,203
Oh, crap.

1158
00:55:11,205 --> 00:55:12,237
Um, OK.

1159
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,306
We'll find another
way out of here.

1160
00:55:14,308 --> 00:55:16,975
I'm gonna to die.

1161
00:55:16,977 --> 00:55:21,481
And I can't die like this,
covered in dirt and filth

1162
00:55:21,483 --> 00:55:25,750
and Zachary Levi's blood on me!

1163
00:55:25,752 --> 00:55:27,722
You could always take a shower.

1164
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,427
You're right.

1165
00:55:33,429 --> 00:55:36,095
No, no, no, no, that's
actually not a good idea.

1166
00:55:36,097 --> 00:55:37,131
That's just what I need.

1167
00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:38,932
No, no, I was kidding.

1168
00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:39,700
Ashley, please.

1169
00:55:39,702 --> 00:55:41,136
Think about the rules.

1170
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,903
I'm sick of the rules, Krill.

1171
00:55:42,905 --> 00:55:45,038
I'm sick of people
telling me what to do.

1172
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,940
No, no!

1173
00:55:46,942 --> 00:55:48,909
Oh, my God.

1174
00:55:48,911 --> 00:55:50,777
Uh, hot water.

1175
00:55:50,779 --> 00:55:51,779
Thank God.

1176
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:55,251
Uh!

1177
00:55:55,253 --> 00:55:57,486
That feels so good!

1178
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:58,686
Oh, oh.

1179
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,121
I thought you were
just washing your face.

1180
00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:03,527
You know, all my life, I've
acted the way other people

1181
00:56:03,529 --> 00:56:06,795
wanted me to act,
dressed the way

1182
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:10,467
other people wanted me
to dress, wasted time

1183
00:56:10,469 --> 00:56:13,370
with dicks like Lenjamin Cain.

1184
00:56:13,372 --> 00:56:15,473
I'm gonna start doing
what I want to do.

1185
00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,941
Be with guys that
I want to be with.

1186
00:56:17,943 --> 00:56:18,943
Good guys.

1187
00:56:22,147 --> 00:56:23,079
Hey, Krill?

1188
00:56:23,081 --> 00:56:24,448
Yeah.

1189
00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:27,319
Do you think I'm shallow?

1190
00:56:27,321 --> 00:56:28,554
Shallow?

1191
00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:32,089
I'm just here because
I want to be famous.

1192
00:56:32,091 --> 00:56:33,726
How fucking shallow is that?

1193
00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:39,965
Well, I just came
here to get laid, so...

1194
00:56:39,967 --> 00:56:43,168
and hear... and hear you
speak at your panel.

1195
00:56:43,170 --> 00:56:46,104
I... I like hearing you talk.

1196
00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:48,374
I'd watch you on anything...

1197
00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:51,378
A Tommy Wiseau movie,
a driver's ed video.

1198
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:54,113
I'd watch you in a
commercial for granola,

1199
00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:55,717
and I hate granola.

1200
00:56:58,287 --> 00:56:59,320
Hey, Krill.

1201
00:56:59,322 --> 00:57:01,854
Yeah?

1202
00:57:01,856 --> 00:57:04,927
Maybe we could still make
one of our dreams come true?

1203
00:57:08,197 --> 00:57:09,464
Stop!

1204
00:57:09,466 --> 00:57:10,665
OK, OK, OK, OK.

1205
00:57:10,667 --> 00:57:11,732
We, uh, we... we gotta
call help, right?

1206
00:57:11,734 --> 00:57:12,667
Maybe we should
trick somebody else.

1207
00:57:12,669 --> 00:57:15,471
No, no, no, no, I won't do that!

1208
00:57:15,473 --> 00:57:17,273
You can't cheat time.

1209
00:57:17,275 --> 00:57:18,974
That just won't do.

1210
00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:23,144
But time will
always cheat on you.

1211
00:57:25,015 --> 00:57:26,014
Sorry!

1212
00:57:26,016 --> 00:57:27,116
Oh, God.
Sam, what do I do?

1213
00:57:27,118 --> 00:57:27,950
- What do I do?
- Dax, I don't know!

1214
00:57:27,952 --> 00:57:28,685
OK?
I don't know!

1215
00:57:28,687 --> 00:57:30,554
This is going to hurt!

1216
00:57:30,556 --> 00:57:31,555
This is going to hurt!

1217
00:57:31,557 --> 00:57:32,989
- This is going to hurt!
- Dax!

1218
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:33,889
Dax!
Dax!

1219
00:57:33,891 --> 00:57:35,091
OK?

1220
00:57:35,093 --> 00:57:35,825
Hey, you've got to
get them out of here.

1221
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,159
Find that back gate.

1222
00:57:37,161 --> 00:57:38,094
Get the...

1223
00:57:38,096 --> 00:57:39,162
Hey, hey, hey!

1224
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,130
Hey, hey, hey!

1225
00:57:40,132 --> 00:57:41,198
Listen to me.

1226
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,165
I'm right here.

1227
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,166
What can I do?

1228
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,168
I'm scared.

1229
00:57:50,910 --> 00:57:51,910
It's OK.

1230
00:57:57,685 --> 00:57:58,417
Oh.

1231
00:57:58,419 --> 00:58:00,118
No, no, no, no, no, no...

1232
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,420
Stop.

1233
00:58:01,422 --> 00:58:03,590
You were right.

1234
00:58:03,592 --> 00:58:07,594
Everybody gets a
shot at redemption.

1235
00:58:07,596 --> 00:58:10,363
You know, I think they're going
to need another poor bastard

1236
00:58:10,365 --> 00:58:13,333
to play Timmy Wakes.

1237
00:58:13,335 --> 00:58:14,301
Tommy.

1238
00:58:14,303 --> 00:58:15,303
Tommy.

1239
00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:24,412
About to get pruned, punk.

1240
00:58:24,414 --> 00:58:25,981
He said it.

1241
00:58:39,296 --> 00:58:44,166
The glorification of violence,
the over-sexualized crowds,

1242
00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:49,271
the rampant exploration of
humanity's darkest sides...

1243
00:58:49,273 --> 00:58:50,973
this is what horror gives us.

1244
00:58:50,975 --> 00:58:57,450
Horror begets horror,
especially in the...

1245
00:59:00,151 --> 00:59:02,251
especially in the young.

1246
00:59:02,253 --> 00:59:04,121
Are you all right, Dr. Conway?

1247
00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:05,189
Sorry, yeah.

1248
00:59:05,191 --> 00:59:08,025
Just my son was
supposed to join us.

1249
00:59:08,027 --> 00:59:10,060
I... I'm fine.

1250
00:59:10,062 --> 00:59:13,598
Doctor, perhaps you are
exaggerating the issue?

1251
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,899
Blood Fest is a...

1252
00:59:14,901 --> 00:59:19,172
Blood Fest is a deadly
tragedy waiting to happen.

1253
00:59:22,342 --> 00:59:24,177
I wouldn't let my children...

1254
00:59:27,014 --> 00:59:33,052
I wouldn't let... excuse
me just for a minute.

1255
00:59:33,054 --> 00:59:35,154
We're actually
broadcasting live.

1256
00:59:35,156 --> 00:59:38,425
So... Dr. Conway?

1257
00:59:38,427 --> 00:59:39,427
Krill?

1258
00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:43,030
Ashley?

1259
00:59:46,569 --> 00:59:47,903
Have you tried...

1260
00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:54,308
Oh.

1261
00:59:54,310 --> 00:59:55,310
You are amazing.

1262
00:59:58,114 --> 00:59:59,114
Ashley!

1263
01:00:03,455 --> 01:00:05,287
- Where have you guys been?
- We were stuck in the bathroom.

1264
01:00:05,289 --> 01:00:06,329
We weren't doing anything.

1265
01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:11,795
Hinckley is dead.

1266
01:00:11,797 --> 01:00:13,563
Oh, God!

1267
01:00:13,565 --> 01:00:14,665
Yeah, we got to move now.

1268
01:00:14,667 --> 01:00:17,066
We got to get to this warehouse.

1269
01:00:17,068 --> 01:00:18,068
About that?

1270
01:00:20,506 --> 01:00:23,841
Lenjamin, he had the key card.

1271
01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:25,509
And you're only telling us now.

1272
01:00:25,511 --> 01:00:27,344
I just thought another
solution would pop up.

1273
01:00:27,346 --> 01:00:28,513
Don't get mad at her!

1274
01:00:28,515 --> 01:00:29,581
I'm sure as hell
getting mad at her!

1275
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:32,216
Dad was right!

1276
01:00:32,218 --> 01:00:37,221
All these monsters,
these nightmares...

1277
01:00:37,223 --> 01:00:38,389
and we paid for it.

1278
01:00:38,391 --> 01:00:39,391
We enjoy it.

1279
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:44,064
And now it's going to kill us.

1280
01:00:48,402 --> 01:00:50,402
Speaking of.

1281
01:00:50,404 --> 01:00:51,472
Come on!

1282
01:00:51,474 --> 01:00:52,371
Go!

1283
01:00:52,373 --> 01:00:53,439
Go!

1284
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:54,373
Go!

1285
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,844
Go!

1286
01:00:56,846 --> 01:00:57,744
Which way?

1287
01:00:57,746 --> 01:00:59,111
Come on!
Go, go, go!

1288
01:00:59,113 --> 01:00:59,813
Come on!

1289
01:00:59,815 --> 01:01:00,914
Run!

1290
01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:02,248
- Hurry up!
- Go, go, go, go, go!

1291
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:03,250
Right here!

1292
01:01:06,823 --> 01:01:08,255
- Come on!
- Come on!

1293
01:01:08,257 --> 01:01:09,156
Come on!
Block the door!

1294
01:01:09,158 --> 01:01:10,123
Block the door!

1295
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,024
Block the door!

1296
01:01:11,026 --> 01:01:12,059
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1297
01:01:12,061 --> 01:01:13,093
These barrels are
rigged to blow!

1298
01:01:13,095 --> 01:01:13,895
These were all over the grounds.

1299
01:01:13,897 --> 01:01:15,531
Up the ladder!
Go!

1300
01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,264
Go!

1301
01:01:16,266 --> 01:01:17,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1302
01:01:17,502 --> 01:01:18,567
You don't go upstairs in
a fucking scary movie!

1303
01:01:18,569 --> 01:01:19,467
You do when you're in a dungeon.

1304
01:01:19,469 --> 01:01:21,369
- Now just go!
- Come on!

1305
01:01:21,371 --> 01:01:23,139
Go, Krill!
You've got this!

1306
01:01:25,877 --> 01:01:27,109
Oh.

1307
01:01:27,111 --> 01:01:29,411
It smells like cotton
candy and death in here.

1308
01:01:29,413 --> 01:01:30,814
They get into the
skull just fine,

1309
01:01:30,816 --> 01:01:32,281
but they get stuck in there.

1310
01:01:32,283 --> 01:01:34,383
All the gears get gummed up.

1311
01:01:34,385 --> 01:01:35,384
OK, keep working on it.

1312
01:01:35,386 --> 01:01:36,620
Yes, sir.

1313
01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:37,689
Mac, talk to me!

1314
01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:43,694
Almost done cutting
the first half.

1315
01:01:43,696 --> 01:01:44,427
Little faster!

1316
01:01:44,429 --> 01:01:45,596
Kill your darlings!

1317
01:01:45,598 --> 01:01:46,831
Sir!

1318
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:47,899
Sir!

1319
01:01:47,901 --> 01:01:49,366
The containment
system just failed.

1320
01:01:49,368 --> 01:01:53,271
We have principals leaving their
zones all over the grounds.

1321
01:01:53,273 --> 01:01:56,207
Life finds a way.

1322
01:01:56,209 --> 01:01:57,241
I'm on it.

1323
01:01:57,243 --> 01:01:58,610
Well, wait, wait, wait.

1324
01:01:58,612 --> 01:02:01,580
I've always loved a genre mash.

1325
01:02:01,582 --> 01:02:02,702
Let's just see what happens!

1326
01:02:21,336 --> 01:02:22,302
Not good.

1327
01:02:22,304 --> 01:02:23,202
Not good.

1328
01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:23,904
Not good.

1329
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:25,471
Krill, calm down.

1330
01:02:25,473 --> 01:02:26,473
There's no one even in here.

1331
01:02:26,475 --> 01:02:27,576
We're OK.

1332
01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,488
This is not good.

1333
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:41,489
This is not good.

1334
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:43,525
It's not good.

1335
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:44,492
Ah!

1336
01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:45,761
Oh, my God!

1337
01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:48,631
Oh, my God!

1338
01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:49,732
What do we do?

1339
01:02:49,734 --> 01:02:50,634
What are the rules?

1340
01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:52,636
There's no rules with clowns!

1341
01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:54,638
They'll cut your throat,
make a balloon animal,

1342
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,639
and shit in your mouth.

1343
01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:56,673
They don't care!

1344
01:02:56,675 --> 01:02:58,242
I fucking hate them!

1345
01:03:05,351 --> 01:03:07,317
Oh, my God.

1346
01:03:07,319 --> 01:03:08,653
Ah!

1347
01:03:10,657 --> 01:03:12,257
We are so fucked.

1348
01:03:20,266 --> 01:03:22,600
Oh, dude!

1349
01:03:22,602 --> 01:03:24,672
Do you hear something?

1350
01:03:31,647 --> 01:03:32,647
Zombies!

1351
01:03:37,052 --> 01:03:38,551
Oh, my God!

1352
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,560
Let's move!

1353
01:04:04,849 --> 01:04:07,449
The scissor clown super clown!

1354
01:04:07,451 --> 01:04:08,383
Back off!

1355
01:04:08,385 --> 01:04:09,453
This one's mine!

1356
01:04:19,664 --> 01:04:21,699
Lenjamin?

1357
01:04:21,701 --> 01:04:23,332
Ashley!
No!

1358
01:04:23,334 --> 01:04:24,367
No!
Ash...

1359
01:04:24,369 --> 01:04:25,803
- What is she doing?
- Got it!

1360
01:04:25,805 --> 01:04:27,337
No, no, no!

1361
01:04:27,339 --> 01:04:28,338
Ashley!

1362
01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,074
Ashley!

1363
01:04:29,076 --> 01:04:30,076
No!

1364
01:04:32,779 --> 01:04:34,079
We gotta...

1365
01:04:34,081 --> 01:04:35,579
We gotta go.

1366
01:04:35,581 --> 01:04:36,580
I'm sorry.

1367
01:04:36,582 --> 01:04:37,582
I'm sorry.

1368
01:04:41,789 --> 01:04:42,755
Hey, boy!

1369
01:04:42,757 --> 01:04:44,489
How's it going in there?

1370
01:04:44,491 --> 01:04:45,423
Aw, dude!

1371
01:04:45,425 --> 01:04:48,060
This clown level
is fucking dope!

1372
01:04:48,062 --> 01:04:49,461
I noticed that you were...

1373
01:04:51,399 --> 01:04:57,003
killing all my clowns, which
I'm kind of pisses me off.

1374
01:04:57,005 --> 01:04:58,571
I think it's time we unplugged.

1375
01:04:58,573 --> 01:04:59,573
Amy?

1376
01:05:03,645 --> 01:05:05,880
Thanks for playing, cockbites.

1377
01:05:05,882 --> 01:05:09,751
Oh, what a fucking chaod!

1378
01:05:09,753 --> 01:05:11,553
I think I see it.

1379
01:05:14,892 --> 01:05:17,860
The yellow warehouse...
just like she said.

1380
01:05:17,862 --> 01:05:18,927
We made it.

1381
01:05:18,929 --> 01:05:19,828
Let's get inside, hack the door,

1382
01:05:19,830 --> 01:05:21,531
and get the hell out of here!

1383
01:05:29,406 --> 01:05:30,173
Hey!

1384
01:05:30,175 --> 01:05:31,440
You got out of there.

1385
01:05:31,442 --> 01:05:33,542
That's... that's great!

1386
01:05:33,544 --> 01:05:34,543
Son of a bitch!

1387
01:05:34,545 --> 01:05:36,411
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1388
01:05:36,413 --> 01:05:41,051
Can we save kicking my ass
until we get out of here?

1389
01:05:41,053 --> 01:05:42,418
I know where the door is.

1390
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,420
Huh?

1391
01:05:46,491 --> 01:05:47,557
I... I can't get it open.

1392
01:05:47,559 --> 01:05:49,626
You need a key
card or something.

1393
01:05:49,628 --> 01:05:51,129
- On it.
- Oh, God.

1394
01:05:51,131 --> 01:05:52,864
You have a key card, yes!

1395
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:54,465
Enter security code.

1396
01:05:54,467 --> 01:05:55,467
Hold on.

1397
01:05:58,972 --> 01:05:59,973
Can you do it, Krill?

1398
01:06:02,509 --> 01:06:03,441
Yeah.

1399
01:06:03,443 --> 01:06:04,309
I can hack it.

1400
01:06:04,311 --> 01:06:05,671
I ju... I... I just need a second.

1401
01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:10,050
Come on.

1402
01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:18,859
Hey.

1403
01:06:18,861 --> 01:06:19,929
Check it out.

1404
01:06:22,832 --> 01:06:25,598
Don't jinx it, please.

1405
01:06:31,607 --> 01:06:32,606
Krill?

1406
01:06:32,608 --> 01:06:33,574
Yeah, I'm almost there.

1407
01:06:33,576 --> 01:06:35,243
Just wait.

1408
01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:36,177
Krill!

1409
01:06:36,179 --> 01:06:37,045
I got it.

1410
01:06:37,047 --> 01:06:39,714
Just... just one more second!

1411
01:06:39,716 --> 01:06:40,682
Krill!

1412
01:06:40,684 --> 01:06:42,784
What?

1413
01:06:42,786 --> 01:06:43,786
Hey.

1414
01:06:46,090 --> 01:06:47,622
It's cool.
It's cool.

1415
01:06:47,624 --> 01:06:48,891
I know her.

1416
01:06:48,893 --> 01:06:49,824
What?

1417
01:06:49,826 --> 01:06:51,228
Hey.

1418
01:06:51,230 --> 01:06:53,029
You made it.

1419
01:06:53,031 --> 01:06:56,933
I try to stay
away, but I couldn't.

1420
01:06:56,935 --> 01:07:00,571
Uh, my sweet little virgin.

1421
01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:07,146
Actually, I... never mind.

1422
01:07:12,018 --> 01:07:14,554
You have a little something...

1423
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,659
You... you... you got it.

1424
01:07:21,661 --> 01:07:22,895
Run!
Run!

1425
01:07:22,897 --> 01:07:23,896
Run!

1426
01:07:23,898 --> 01:07:24,932
Ah!

1427
01:07:33,308 --> 01:07:34,274
No!

1428
01:07:34,276 --> 01:07:36,109
Krill!

1429
01:07:36,111 --> 01:07:38,778
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1430
01:07:38,780 --> 01:07:39,746
Oh, fuck.

1431
01:07:39,748 --> 01:07:40,748
Oh, fuck.

1432
01:07:51,061 --> 01:07:55,163
It didn't have to
be a wooden stake.

1433
01:07:55,165 --> 01:07:57,898
Seemed to do the trick, bitch.

1434
01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,935
Ah!

1435
01:07:59,937 --> 01:08:00,868
Ah!

1436
01:08:00,870 --> 01:08:01,802
Ah!

1437
01:08:01,804 --> 01:08:03,838
Ah!

1438
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:04,840
Ah!

1439
01:08:13,084 --> 01:08:14,884
Is going to be OK, all right?

1440
01:08:14,886 --> 01:08:17,586
Don't... don't...
don't say that.

1441
01:08:17,588 --> 01:08:20,991
Th... that usually
means I'm dead.

1442
01:08:20,993 --> 01:08:22,658
Oh, come on, man.

1443
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:23,592
Come on, Krill.

1444
01:08:23,594 --> 01:08:24,594
We need you!

1445
01:08:31,371 --> 01:08:32,869
Come on, man.

1446
01:08:32,871 --> 01:08:33,904
You'll be OK.

1447
01:08:33,906 --> 01:08:35,641
The virgin always
survives, right?

1448
01:08:38,379 --> 01:08:42,116
Then... then I
guess I'm a dead man.

1449
01:09:00,268 --> 01:09:01,633
Access granted.

1450
01:09:01,635 --> 01:09:02,936
It's open.

1451
01:09:02,938 --> 01:09:03,938
It's open!

1452
01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:07,907
Oh, shit!

1453
01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:08,908
Dad?

1454
01:09:08,910 --> 01:09:10,311
Dax.

1455
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,479
How did you...

1456
01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:12,346
- Everybody's dying in here!
- It's OK.

1457
01:09:12,348 --> 01:09:12,946
It's going to be all right.

1458
01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:15,683
Don't worry.

1459
01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:16,650
Yes!

1460
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:17,818
You got a gun!

1461
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,820
Dad, you' were right.

1462
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:22,057
You were right about everything.

1463
01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:25,926
Sam!
Stop!

1464
01:09:25,928 --> 01:09:27,063
Shoot him!

1465
01:09:27,065 --> 01:09:28,997
Unload the fucking clip!

1466
01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:30,299
You'll hit her.

1467
01:09:30,301 --> 01:09:35,371
I will never do anything
that would hurt you, OK?

1468
01:09:35,373 --> 01:09:36,439
Do it.

1469
01:09:36,441 --> 01:09:37,340
Do it!

1470
01:09:37,342 --> 01:09:38,342
Do it!

1471
01:09:43,115 --> 01:09:44,847
What?

1472
01:09:44,849 --> 01:09:46,183
- Dad...
- It's OK, Dax.

1473
01:09:46,185 --> 01:09:47,784
You can look.
You're old enough.

1474
01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:51,290
OK.

1475
01:09:54,727 --> 01:09:56,061
Jayme.

1476
01:09:56,063 --> 01:09:58,231
This is going to take
some time to process, Dax.

1477
01:10:01,201 --> 01:10:02,967
But I told you...

1478
01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:04,869
I told all of you...

1479
01:10:04,871 --> 01:10:06,472
these films, they're dangerous.

1480
01:10:06,474 --> 01:10:08,706
They're savage.

1481
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:09,974
But you wouldn't listen.

1482
01:10:09,976 --> 01:10:12,178
None of you would listen!

1483
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:13,945
Well, you'll listen now.

1484
01:10:13,947 --> 01:10:15,215
They'll never make
another horror

1485
01:10:15,217 --> 01:10:16,784
film again... not after tonight.

1486
01:10:19,854 --> 01:10:22,255
You did this because
you hate horror movies?

1487
01:10:22,257 --> 01:10:23,624
Horror killed my wife!

1488
01:10:27,130 --> 01:10:30,063
Horror killed your mother.

1489
01:10:30,065 --> 01:10:35,105
So tonight, I kill horror.

1490
01:10:39,909 --> 01:10:41,376
I'm going up to the tower.

1491
01:10:41,378 --> 01:10:44,246
This spectacle has
gone on long enough.

1492
01:10:44,248 --> 01:10:45,249
Take care of him.

1493
01:10:47,984 --> 01:10:49,351
Jayme, let her go.

1494
01:10:49,353 --> 01:10:51,154
You should've known, Dax.

1495
01:10:51,156 --> 01:10:53,889
Dad's been planning
this for years.

1496
01:10:53,891 --> 01:10:55,057
I've been helping.

1497
01:10:55,059 --> 01:10:57,160
But the masks, th...
th... the killing!

1498
01:10:57,162 --> 01:10:58,228
Dad's idea.

1499
01:10:58,230 --> 01:11:00,396
Kind of an
experiment... you know,

1500
01:11:00,398 --> 01:11:03,766
become the thing you fear,
and you won't feel afraid.

1501
01:11:03,768 --> 01:11:05,402
And I don't.

1502
01:11:05,404 --> 01:11:08,139
Truth is I don't feel
much of anything.

1503
01:11:08,141 --> 01:11:11,875
So are you going to
kill us too, or w...

1504
01:11:11,877 --> 01:11:12,809
No.

1505
01:11:12,811 --> 01:11:14,979
Maybe her.

1506
01:11:14,981 --> 01:11:17,449
I'm kidding!

1507
01:11:17,451 --> 01:11:19,484
But seriously, you should go.

1508
01:11:19,486 --> 01:11:23,020
Everyone else here
is going to die.

1509
01:11:23,022 --> 01:11:24,054
The door's unlocked.

1510
01:11:24,056 --> 01:11:26,192
You should go.

1511
01:11:26,194 --> 01:11:28,927
I'm going to help
Dad in the tower.

1512
01:11:28,929 --> 01:11:30,329
Jayme, w...

1513
01:11:30,331 --> 01:11:32,030
I know this is all...

1514
01:11:32,032 --> 01:11:33,266
I don't know... ultraviolent.

1515
01:11:33,268 --> 01:11:36,237
But I did warn you Blood
Fest was gonna suck.

1516
01:11:40,808 --> 01:11:41,808
Let's go.

1517
01:11:46,315 --> 01:11:48,080
Thank God it's Friday.

1518
01:11:48,082 --> 01:11:49,516
TGIF.

1519
01:11:49,518 --> 01:11:50,684
So...

1520
01:11:50,686 --> 01:11:53,820
Maybe we could go
grab queso or something.

1521
01:11:53,822 --> 01:11:54,955
You love queso?

1522
01:11:54,957 --> 01:11:56,056
I love queso...

1523
01:11:56,058 --> 01:11:57,559
all the dips.

1524
01:11:57,561 --> 01:11:58,393
All the dips?

1525
01:11:58,395 --> 01:12:01,094
Double-dip, triple-dip...

1526
01:12:01,096 --> 01:12:02,030
You can handle all that?

1527
01:12:02,032 --> 01:12:03,031
I can handle...

1528
01:12:03,033 --> 01:12:07,001
oh, oh!

1529
01:12:07,003 --> 01:12:09,103
What just happened?

1530
01:12:09,105 --> 01:12:11,507
Oh, no, no, no, no!

1531
01:12:11,509 --> 01:12:13,275
No fucking way!

1532
01:12:13,277 --> 01:12:15,378
Oh, that was close.

1533
01:12:15,380 --> 01:12:16,145
Hey!

1534
01:12:16,147 --> 01:12:18,113
Open the fucking gate!

1535
01:12:18,115 --> 01:12:20,217
Are you fucking kidding me?

1536
01:12:20,219 --> 01:12:21,253
Fuck!

1537
01:12:37,503 --> 01:12:38,370
I'm sorry.

1538
01:12:38,372 --> 01:12:39,973
This is all because of my dad.

1539
01:12:47,448 --> 01:12:50,983
OK, let's think, huh?

1540
01:12:50,985 --> 01:12:53,353
How do horror movies end?

1541
01:12:53,355 --> 01:12:54,320
There's got to be an answer.

1542
01:12:54,322 --> 01:12:55,988
It doesn't matter.

1543
01:12:55,990 --> 01:12:58,156
Some monster is going to
come out of the shadows

1544
01:12:58,158 --> 01:13:01,294
and kill us, rip us apart.

1545
01:13:01,296 --> 01:13:04,531
We might as well just
sit here and wait for it.

1546
01:13:04,533 --> 01:13:07,200
OK.

1547
01:13:07,202 --> 01:13:09,168
You know, my mom...

1548
01:13:09,170 --> 01:13:12,205
she always used
to say that I'm...

1549
01:13:12,207 --> 01:13:16,378
I'm stronger than
anything I'm afraid of.

1550
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:17,447
It's bullshit.

1551
01:13:20,983 --> 01:13:23,217
We're going to die here.

1552
01:13:23,219 --> 01:13:26,054
Fuck you.

1553
01:13:26,056 --> 01:13:27,523
What?

1554
01:13:27,525 --> 01:13:30,125
Fuck you and your dead mom.

1555
01:13:30,127 --> 01:13:31,360
Whoa.

1556
01:13:31,362 --> 01:13:33,529
We've gone up against
clowns and zombies,

1557
01:13:33,531 --> 01:13:37,466
vampires, arborists, and
you're still afraid of Daddy?

1558
01:13:37,468 --> 01:13:39,268
Check it out, Dax.

1559
01:13:39,270 --> 01:13:42,572
This is life... right now.

1560
01:13:42,574 --> 01:13:44,341
And you can sit there
watching, or you

1561
01:13:44,343 --> 01:13:47,176
can get up and do something.

1562
01:13:47,178 --> 01:13:49,479
Hey, hey, hey,
where are you going?

1563
01:13:49,481 --> 01:13:51,982
There's one thing these
movies have taught me...

1564
01:13:51,984 --> 01:13:54,385
that you've taught me.

1565
01:13:54,387 --> 01:13:56,654
It's that you can't
run away from death.

1566
01:13:56,656 --> 01:13:57,555
So I won't.

1567
01:13:57,557 --> 01:13:59,990
I'm going to run right at it.

1568
01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:01,191
You want to stop Blood Fest?

1569
01:14:01,193 --> 01:14:02,913
You stop whatever's
happening in that tower.

1570
01:14:05,031 --> 01:14:12,471
Sam... there are three
ways a horror movie ends.

1571
01:14:12,473 --> 01:14:15,274
One, a single hero survives...

1572
01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:19,978
"Halloween,"
"Chainsaw," "Get Out."

1573
01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:22,014
Two, no one survives...

1574
01:14:22,016 --> 01:14:25,387
"The Thing," "Sinister,"
"Night of the Living Dead."

1575
01:14:28,223 --> 01:14:31,191
What's the third?

1576
01:14:31,193 --> 01:14:32,193
I don't know.

1577
01:14:35,063 --> 01:14:38,132
Let's go find out.

1578
01:14:38,134 --> 01:14:39,468
Fuck yeah.

1579
01:15:14,039 --> 01:15:17,442
It's a real shit
show out there, Walsh.

1580
01:15:17,444 --> 01:15:19,477
Uh-oh.
Doc!

1581
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:20,612
What are you doing here?

1582
01:15:20,614 --> 01:15:22,680
You're the silent
partner, remember?

1583
01:15:22,682 --> 01:15:25,717
Your goddamn festival
nearly killed my son.

1584
01:15:25,719 --> 01:15:27,720
Your son?

1585
01:15:27,722 --> 01:15:30,456
He's misguided.

1586
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:33,057
Loves all this
repugnant ghoulishness.

1587
01:15:33,059 --> 01:15:33,826
Hmm.

1588
01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:36,495
Must run in the family.

1589
01:15:36,497 --> 01:15:38,197
- I beg your pardon?
- Doc!

1590
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:39,331
Will you relax?

1591
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,266
Go home!

1592
01:15:40,268 --> 01:15:42,569
This will all be
over by morning.

1593
01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:43,737
What's the mortality rate?

1594
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:44,871
I don't know.

1595
01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:46,673
There's maybe 100
people left alive.

1596
01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:49,108
237.

1597
01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:50,410
Thanks, Amy!

1598
01:15:50,412 --> 01:15:52,179
Did not need that.

1599
01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:53,581
That's too many.

1600
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,649
That is too many.

1601
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:56,416
I need to get my
family and finish this.

1602
01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:57,585
I'm pulling the plug.

1603
01:15:57,587 --> 01:15:59,219
- I'm blowing it up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1604
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:00,488
Doc, Doc!

1605
01:16:00,490 --> 01:16:02,323
Our plan... it's rigged
to blow in the morning.

1606
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:03,357
Come on!

1607
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:04,626
I give you the fans!

1608
01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:06,495
I give you the filmmakers!

1609
01:16:06,497 --> 01:16:09,397
And you give me till
dawn to make my movie!

1610
01:16:09,399 --> 01:16:11,600
And explosion is simple.
It's easy.

1611
01:16:11,602 --> 01:16:12,801
It was part of the
original plan before you

1612
01:16:12,803 --> 01:16:15,738
talk me into this
ridiculous exhibition.

1613
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:17,105
Doc, where's the fun in it?

1614
01:16:17,107 --> 01:16:17,841
Where's the tension?

1615
01:16:17,843 --> 01:16:19,208
Look around!

1616
01:16:19,210 --> 01:16:20,643
We've made nightmares.

1617
01:16:20,645 --> 01:16:22,512
We've made monsters!

1618
01:16:22,514 --> 01:16:25,214
I've seen adults on these
screens shit themselves.

1619
01:16:25,216 --> 01:16:26,149
You...

1620
01:16:26,151 --> 01:16:29,553
My son has been here all night!

1621
01:16:29,555 --> 01:16:31,387
Dax is fine!

1622
01:16:31,389 --> 01:16:32,558
I sent him home.

1623
01:16:35,393 --> 01:16:36,627
See?

1624
01:16:36,629 --> 01:16:39,664
He's perfectly safe!

1625
01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,298
Should've worn seatbelts.

1626
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,768
A little late for that.

1627
01:16:43,770 --> 01:16:44,770
Safety first.

1628
01:17:39,932 --> 01:17:41,065
Start the truck.

1629
01:17:43,635 --> 01:17:44,834
Start the truck, Dax!

1630
01:17:44,836 --> 01:17:45,836
I'm trying!

1631
01:17:49,976 --> 01:17:52,743
Seatbelts.

1632
01:17:52,745 --> 01:17:55,480
Forgive me, Father, because
I'm about to fuck this nun up!

1633
01:17:59,886 --> 01:18:02,821
Let's do something
with a little pizazz...

1634
01:18:02,823 --> 01:18:04,957
something a little
extraordinary.

1635
01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:06,658
Let me do the pulse.

1636
01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:08,359
- Walsh...
- Come on!

1637
01:18:08,361 --> 01:18:09,460
You know you want to see it!

1638
01:18:09,462 --> 01:18:10,194
Look, look, look.

1639
01:18:10,196 --> 01:18:11,295
We'll do the pulse.

1640
01:18:11,297 --> 01:18:13,633
And then... then
we'll blow it all up.

1641
01:18:13,635 --> 01:18:15,702
No survivors.

1642
01:18:15,704 --> 01:18:19,939
Uh, when you say,
"no survivors,"

1643
01:18:19,941 --> 01:18:21,373
could you be a little
bit more specific?

1644
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:24,545
You just keep editing and...
and... and save your work.

1645
01:18:27,650 --> 01:18:29,382
What do you say?

1646
01:18:29,384 --> 01:18:32,418
Have a little fun?

1647
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:34,790
All right, well,
activate the pulse.

1648
01:18:37,694 --> 01:18:39,094
What was the pulse again?

1649
01:18:39,096 --> 01:18:41,528
The pulse is something I
developed at the asylum...

1650
01:18:41,530 --> 01:18:46,868
an accident, an attempt
at a synoptic lobotomy.

1651
01:18:46,870 --> 01:18:48,770
It's a vibration that
goes through the skin,

1652
01:18:48,772 --> 01:18:50,472
through the pulse, to the brain.

1653
01:18:50,474 --> 01:18:51,606
It was supposed to
calm my patients.

1654
01:18:51,608 --> 01:18:53,709
It didn't... not at all.

1655
01:18:53,711 --> 01:18:55,745
It drove them mad.

1656
01:18:55,747 --> 01:18:57,545
Well, weren't they already mad?

1657
01:18:57,547 --> 01:18:59,815
It drove them more mad!

1658
01:18:59,817 --> 01:19:03,720
So filled with rage, they tore
each other apart before they

1659
01:19:03,722 --> 01:19:05,488
turned on themselves.

1660
01:19:05,490 --> 01:19:07,556
You saved your last cut, right?

1661
01:19:07,558 --> 01:19:09,358
Yeah.

1662
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,293
Uh, I'm sorry.

1663
01:19:11,295 --> 01:19:12,829
Could you go back
over that part again?

1664
01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:16,366
How exactly would you activate
a vibration through the pulse

1665
01:19:16,368 --> 01:19:18,703
of every surviving...

1666
01:19:18,705 --> 01:19:20,907
Get ready to be very angry.

1667
01:19:24,443 --> 01:19:26,945
Wait, wait, now
wait a second here.

1668
01:19:26,947 --> 01:19:28,047
OK?

1669
01:19:28,049 --> 01:19:30,883
Let's not do anything
that we might...

1670
01:19:30,885 --> 01:19:31,885
regret!

1671
01:19:48,602 --> 01:19:51,337
Nice.

1672
01:19:51,339 --> 01:19:52,339
Mother fucker.

1673
01:19:56,545 --> 01:19:59,479
I'm glad I don't
have a wristband.

1674
01:19:59,481 --> 01:20:00,682
Amy, did you see...

1675
01:20:11,729 --> 01:20:12,728
You're right.

1676
01:20:12,730 --> 01:20:14,331
It's very entertaining.

1677
01:20:19,738 --> 01:20:21,305
We're close to the tower.

1678
01:20:33,018 --> 01:20:35,685
What's... what's
wrong with them?

1679
01:20:35,687 --> 01:20:38,655
They're not...
they're not monsters.

1680
01:20:38,657 --> 01:20:40,259
It's like they're possessed.

1681
01:20:51,105 --> 01:20:52,104
Sam!

1682
01:20:52,106 --> 01:20:53,172
Sam!

1683
01:20:53,174 --> 01:20:54,106
Sam!

1684
01:20:54,108 --> 01:20:55,108
Come on!

1685
01:21:03,952 --> 01:21:06,552
Tower breach.

1686
01:21:06,554 --> 01:21:08,721
Tower breach.

1687
01:21:08,723 --> 01:21:09,790
Tower breach.

1688
01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:11,191
Oh, I love it when
they fight back!

1689
01:21:11,193 --> 01:21:12,660
Tower breach.

1690
01:21:20,669 --> 01:21:21,670
You're gonna be OK.

1691
01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:31,512
Hey!

1692
01:21:31,514 --> 01:21:32,514
Come on!

1693
01:22:01,982 --> 01:22:02,981
Dad?

1694
01:22:02,983 --> 01:22:04,015
Dad!

1695
01:22:04,017 --> 01:22:05,716
Just let them all
kill themselves.

1696
01:22:05,718 --> 01:22:07,618
It's Dax.

1697
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:09,620
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1698
01:22:09,622 --> 01:22:11,890
You said I was made
for Blood Fest.

1699
01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,825
It's not true.

1700
01:22:13,827 --> 01:22:14,929
I was made for you.

1701
01:22:20,767 --> 01:22:21,870
I think I love...

1702
01:22:27,709 --> 01:22:29,111
Thought that would work.

1703
01:22:32,982 --> 01:22:35,550
Sam, wa... wa... wa... wa... wait.

1704
01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:49,030
You did this!

1705
01:22:49,032 --> 01:22:52,867
Do you have one sliver
of self-awareness?

1706
01:22:52,869 --> 01:22:54,236
You helped birth all of this!

1707
01:22:54,238 --> 01:22:57,172
Half the monsters
are your patients!

1708
01:22:57,174 --> 01:22:59,208
And Doc, if you haven't
looked in the mirror lately,

1709
01:22:59,210 --> 01:23:01,710
you're looking a little
bloodthirsty yourself.

1710
01:23:01,712 --> 01:23:02,946
You're right.

1711
01:23:02,948 --> 01:23:04,780
I am a little bloodthirsty.

1712
01:23:04,782 --> 01:23:05,781
OK.

1713
01:23:05,783 --> 01:23:06,817
Dad!

1714
01:23:10,554 --> 01:23:11,754
Dax.

1715
01:23:11,756 --> 01:23:12,488
Dad, stop whatever
it is you're doing.

1716
01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:13,189
You're killing her!

1717
01:23:13,191 --> 01:23:14,091
Don't worry, son.

1718
01:23:14,093 --> 01:23:16,260
It will all be over very soon.

1719
01:23:16,262 --> 01:23:17,128
We'll get out of here.

1720
01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:18,296
No one will know we're here.

1721
01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:20,932
He's filmed himself
doing everything...

1722
01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:21,765
everything.

1723
01:23:21,767 --> 01:23:23,234
He'll take all the credit.

1724
01:23:23,236 --> 01:23:26,671
And then we'll walk out of
here, blow the whole place up,

1725
01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:28,974
and we'll be a happy family.

1726
01:23:28,976 --> 01:23:30,309
Let's not blow it up quite yet.

1727
01:23:30,311 --> 01:23:32,843
I still need my
ending... something big!

1728
01:23:32,845 --> 01:23:34,246
Something I didn't
expect coming!

1729
01:23:34,248 --> 01:23:35,746
How's this?

1730
01:23:35,748 --> 01:23:36,748
See?

1731
01:23:39,254 --> 01:23:42,854
There's no need for
re-animated corpses

1732
01:23:42,856 --> 01:23:45,791
or blood-sucking clowns!

1733
01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:46,960
All you need is a gun...

1734
01:23:46,962 --> 01:23:50,230
just one God damn gun!

1735
01:23:50,232 --> 01:23:50,930
Dad!

1736
01:23:50,932 --> 01:23:52,299
Stop right there.

1737
01:23:52,301 --> 01:23:54,101
I'm not going anywhere.

1738
01:23:54,103 --> 01:23:58,805
I'm gonna stay here and save
my friend and my sister.

1739
01:23:58,807 --> 01:24:01,276
And if I get out of
this place alive,

1740
01:24:01,278 --> 01:24:03,378
I'm telling the whole
world what you really are.

1741
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:06,613
Every time I look in your
eyes, all I see is fear.

1742
01:24:06,615 --> 01:24:09,184
Well, there won't be anything
to be afraid of anymore, Dax.

1743
01:24:09,186 --> 01:24:11,785
The only thing I was
ever afraid of was you!

1744
01:24:11,787 --> 01:24:13,356
Stop right there, Dax.

1745
01:24:13,358 --> 01:24:14,290
Right now.

1746
01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:15,224
No.

1747
01:24:15,226 --> 01:24:17,994
Mom was right.

1748
01:24:17,996 --> 01:24:21,629
I'm stronger than
anything I'm afraid of...

1749
01:24:21,631 --> 01:24:22,631
including you.

1750
01:24:27,406 --> 01:24:28,406
Ah!

1751
01:24:31,310 --> 01:24:32,310
I can't let you die...

1752
01:24:35,347 --> 01:24:39,649
unless I die with you.

1753
01:24:39,651 --> 01:24:40,385
Dad...

1754
01:24:40,387 --> 01:24:41,387
Yes.

1755
01:24:44,957 --> 01:24:48,292
I'm going to end
this God damn farce.

1756
01:24:50,930 --> 01:24:53,265
It's for the best.

1757
01:24:53,267 --> 01:24:55,234
Honestly.

1758
01:24:55,236 --> 01:24:58,671
Dad... Dad, no.

1759
01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:25,935
Here we go.

1760
01:25:34,877 --> 01:25:35,643
It's OK.

1761
01:25:35,645 --> 01:25:37,380
Let's figure this out!

1762
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:38,382
Sam!

1763
01:25:41,819 --> 01:25:43,119
Hey, Dax?

1764
01:25:43,121 --> 01:25:44,721
Try the wristband.

1765
01:25:58,002 --> 01:26:00,903
You're covered in black vomit.

1766
01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,307
I don't mind.

1767
01:26:02,309 --> 01:26:03,309
It's yours.

1768
01:26:16,224 --> 01:26:18,259
A "thank you"
would be appreciated.

1769
01:26:24,298 --> 01:26:28,368
You know, Sis, you, uh,
you killed a number of people

1770
01:26:28,370 --> 01:26:29,336
tonight.

1771
01:26:29,338 --> 01:26:30,403
Yeah.

1772
01:26:30,405 --> 01:26:31,304
Phew!

1773
01:26:31,306 --> 01:26:34,341
I mean, murder.

1774
01:26:34,343 --> 01:26:36,443
Horrible.

1775
01:26:36,445 --> 01:26:38,446
Lesson learned.

1776
01:26:38,448 --> 01:26:40,814
I think maybe they're
going to send you somewhere.

1777
01:26:40,816 --> 01:26:41,982
Uh-huh.

1778
01:26:41,984 --> 01:26:44,220
Maybe get some good
psychiatric help.

1779
01:26:49,193 --> 01:26:50,791
Jesus Christ, Sis!

1780
01:26:50,793 --> 01:26:52,128
Happy Halloween, big brother!

1781
01:27:07,379 --> 01:27:11,046
So is this the third
way a horror movie ends?

1782
01:27:11,048 --> 01:27:12,048
Classic.

1783
01:27:51,227 --> 01:27:54,228
You think anyone survived?

1784
01:27:54,230 --> 01:27:56,298
Maybe there's a chance.

1785
01:28:07,142 --> 01:28:09,277
Never mind.

1786
01:28:09,279 --> 01:28:11,078
No.

1787
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,482
Fucking Blood Fest.