Augmented Man

[Based on Particle Man by They Might Be Giants]
[Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40]
[Instrumentals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hed3yDOuIqs]

Augmented man, augmented man
Doing the things the augmented can
Does he fear?  Got nerves of steel
Augmented man

Is he nanites, or is he a mech?
Does he waste his skill points when he gets wet?
Or just use a rebreather instead?
Play it your way, augmented man

Gunther Hermann, Gunter Hermann
Gunther Hermann hates augmented man
They have a fight, dies from kill phrase
Laputan man

Billionaire man, Billionaire man
Burn like the brightest star billionaire man
Gives the Grey Death to smaller men
Billionaire man

Their group is the invisible hand
Last century grand with a giant hand
The best bet for a happy land
Illuminated, pretentious men

Paul Denton, Paul Denton
Helped NSF 'till UNATCO won
Lives his life in the hotel 'Ton
Paul Denton

Does he survive, or does he get shot?
Did you no-kill just like he had taught?
He sided with dark age man
Do what is right, augmented man

FEMA chairman, FEMA chairman
FEMA chairman hates augmented man
They have a fight, augmented wins
Augmented man