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- Hey, four-eyes!
- Loser!

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Allow me
to introduce myself.

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Get off the stage!

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That's me,
Jordan Sanders.

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Well, actually,
this is me now.

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I know. I get it.

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Big change, right?

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But that was me in 1993,

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the day I decided to show

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everyone at
Windsor Middle School

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what I did best.

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The laws of science.

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They're actually true.
I can trust them.

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I can rely on them.

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Who cares?

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There she is.
You know her.

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The person who just can't
let you live your best life.

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Prepare to behold
a death-defying feat!

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I trust the conservation
of mechanical energy 100%.

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So much, in fact, that I am willing to risk
my very life to demonstrate.

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Boo!

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Because this ball should not be able
to pass this very spot again.

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Go!

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Ooh!

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Now, this should have
been my moment of victory.

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And for seven
glorious seconds,

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I was on top of the world.

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But then, just like that,
it was over.

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- Ow. Ow, ow, ow...
- Something changed.

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Little did I know,
that something would be me.

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Jordan, I know you had
big plans to go out there

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and show those kids
how awesome you really are,

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so they wouldn't be so hard
on you at school every day.

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Being me sucks.

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I want to be someone else.

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I know
it's hard right now,

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but that's just because
you're little.

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When you grow up,
it won't be like this.

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- It won't?
- Nope.

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- Because you're smart.
- Yes!

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I am smart, aren't I?

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And do you know what happens
to smart people when they're big?

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They become the boss.

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- Really?
- Really.

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And nobody, and I mean nobody,
bullies the boss.

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Well, then I can't wait
to be big,

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so I can be the boss
and no one will bully me.

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That's my girl.

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Because I'll bully them first.

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Jordan,
it's time to wake up

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and live your dreams.

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Jordan.

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I said, wake up, girl.

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Let's get this shmoney,
okay?

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HomeGirl, call April.

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Take a woosah, girl.

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Fact, April Williams
is your assistant.

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"Assist" is
in the job title.

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Calling April.

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So you want to slap your boss.

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You're not alone.

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We all have stress triggers.

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People who are vampires,
bloodsuckers,

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just plain evil.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Hello.

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Are you awake?

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Yeah, I'm awake.
I was just meditating.

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Wake up!

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Be awake when I call!

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But I don't know
when you're gonna call,

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so when would I sleep?

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When I'm not calling.

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April, listen to me.

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I'm sad this morning.

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Oh... Why?

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I have asked you 1,000 times to have
my housekeeper, Elaine...

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Linda is her name. Linda.

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...put my slippers
53 centimeters away from the bed,

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so, when I hop out,
my feet can land on them.

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I mean,
am I being unreasonable?

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Yes, bitch!

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Is that too much to ask?

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No, it's not
unreasonable at all.

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Damn right,
it's not too much.

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I can't be any kinder
to you, April.

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Why are you not at work?

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I don't need
a stay-at-home assistant.

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I'm on my way.

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- I'm on my way right now.
- Go!

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Keep your eye
on this.

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Hey, Tony.

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- Hey, April.
- Can I get a raspberry jelly?

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And you can just put a line of sprinkles out,
and I'll snort them.

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Take it the boss lady's
on the warpath this morning.

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Every morning.

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- Focus.
- All right.

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Stevie didn't go
to school today?

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Yeah, I gave her
the day off.

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Those bullies
just won't let up.

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I can relate.

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Hey, April.

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Hey.

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Want to see a magic trick?

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Yes.

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I'm gonna take this penny
and turn it into a quarter.

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Can you get
my paycheck next?

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Ah, Jesus.

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Ta-da!

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Wow.
That was magical.

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Thank you.

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It's like she senses
my happiness.

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Yes, Jordan?

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Did you call Amex and schedule
my call? I need to have it...

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HomeGirl, end call.

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Mmm-hmm. I got you.

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"Good morning, Trevor."
Oh, good morning, Jordan.

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What are you still doing here?

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I overslept. Forgive me.

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You always have an excuse.

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Why you always got your guard up, huh?
Have I ever hurt you?

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No, you haven't
because my guard is always up.

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Why do we have this discussion
back and forth?

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I should've known
what you was about.

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You got my name as D Boy
in your contacts.

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Yes, I saw that.

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D is...

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It's DeAndre,
which is French for Trevor.

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- You know what? I don't have to explain myself.
- What? Jordan.

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Why were you going through
my contacts in the first place?

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- Come on. What? "DeAndre"?
- You have to go.

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- No, no, no. I'm not...
- Oh, my... Are you serious right now?

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What?
You strong, ain't you?

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Come on, Jordan. I'm just trying
to get you to open up to me, all right?

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- Come on.
- I have a company to run.

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You... You can run me.
Come on. You know how we do.

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Come on. You get it. You know.

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I'm tryin' to
put you to bed, bed, bed

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I'm tryin' to
put you to bed

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Yeah!

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Bed, bed

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- Give it to me now. Come on!
- No! No!

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- No!
- Wow.

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Oh, wait.
I need my key back.

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- What? Uh... I can't hear you.
- That was for one night!

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- What did you say? What? What?
- D Boy!

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Did you have to do all that sex stuff
in front of my child?

151
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Oh, please.
He just popped out of you.

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I am sure he knows
the territory down there.

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She's four.

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Oh!

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He's transitioning.

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Well, good luck,
little fellow.

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I like you.
Now, your momma's a different story.

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If you need a drink,
come over here, little man.

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I got you.

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HomeGirl, play Put Me to Bed.

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You removed
all love songs from your playlist.

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Right. No softening.

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I tried to tell you.

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HomeGirl is playing yourjam.

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Perfect.

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Excuse me.

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Oh.

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Back! The usual.

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Thank you.

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And don't hate
the player, y'all.

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Hate your little
broke-ass game.

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Have a cheap day.

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Oh.
Good morning, ma'am.

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How would you know?

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Oh!

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Beat it, boys!
This ain't the hood.

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- Vince, you read my lips.
- Okay.

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If you see Lil Weezy or any other
delinquents near my baby again,

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you better body slam them,
or I'm gonna body slam you.

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Yes, ma'am.

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- And then I'm going to get you fired.
- Yes, ma'am.

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I would hate
for that day to come.

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Hi, Jordan.

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Did my new seat cushions
arrive yet?

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Not yet.

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Clearly, you don't care
if my ass is in pain.

187
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Of course,
I care about your ass.

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You wouldn't happen to be shoving
a donut into your face, would you?

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- Goodbye.
- Huh?

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Oh.

191
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?

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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- So sorry.

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- April, I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's my fault.

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Is your donut okay?

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Oh, it'll survive.

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All right.

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I got your sugar all over me.

198
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Wow, that looks
so good on you.

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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- I thought you said something.
- No, uh...

201
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So wait. So are you gonna pitch
your idea to Jordan today?

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- Yeah! Today is the day!
- Yeah? Yeah.

203
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But tomorrow's
also good, too, I heard.

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No, no, wait.

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April, you've been saying "tomorrow"
for like months now.

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DiscoverEyes is great.

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Yeah, you gotta go for it.

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Hey.

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You got this!

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Okay.

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- You got this.
- Yay.

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- Oh, wait. That's a step.
- I got it. I'm good.

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And you can get this.

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- I'm sorry. You say something?
- Huh? No, no, no.

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Jordan, yeah, you can get
the product, the apps...

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Not gonna catch me slipping.

217
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Mr. Connor.

218
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May I help you?

219
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I am waiting on Jordan.

220
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Oh, um...

221
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Would you like to wait
in our lovely lobby?

222
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Nope. She's fine with me
chilling in here.

223
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- Um...
- Cool, cool.

224
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Oh. Of course.

225
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She is gonna love that you're sitting at
her desk with your feet up.

226
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I'm just gonna go get her.

227
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She's here!
Take cover, everyone!

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- I'm sorry. Good morning.
- Yes, you are.

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- So, Connor...
- Shh.

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Thank you!

231
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Why are y'all out here congregating
like you're in the yard?

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Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.

233
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That's not what
I'm paying you for!

234
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Can I interest you
in some magic?

235
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There is no such thing
as magic.

236
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,072
Well, what about
Black Girl Magic?

237
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You're a black girl
fire hazard.

238
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Now go and disappear.

239
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What?

240
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Happy birthday!

241
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,996
Call the city
and get JS Innovations

242
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off that dumpy donut truck's
delivery route.

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- Of course...
- Ahhh!

244
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Who did this?

245
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I told you guys,
no carbs around me!

246
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Oh... Uh...

247
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Um...

248
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Your biggest client
is in your office.

249
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Connor?

250
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How did he get
up there, April?

251
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You know you're not supposed
to speak directly to him.

252
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I didn't.

253
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He was already there when I got there.
And I tried to tell him...

254
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Shh.

255
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There she is.

256
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Connor the Incredible.
What a pleasant surprise.

257
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Please, stay seated
with your feet on my desk.

258
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,674
It's actually fine.

259
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,320
They gotta be on the desk.

260
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,755
Up top.

261
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,313
Well, what can I do for you?

262
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,711
I am bouncing
to another firm.

263
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,394
What?

264
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,040
No. No.

265
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,715
Connor, you can't jump.
You're my biggest client.

266
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,190
That's why I wanted to give
you the heads-up in person.

267
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,880
Wait a minute.
Where is this coming from?

268
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,520
We just want a fresh voice
to bring in new tech ideas.

269
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,872
Listen, my next product,
it's still in beta testing,

270
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,714
but I promise you, HomeGirl,
it's gonna be big.

271
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,280
It's more than
a virtual assistant.

272
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,353
It is a virtual assistant
if she were your homegirl.

273
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,074
It's just not for us.

274
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,596
All right.

275
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,434
Story time, JoJo.

276
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,875
Oh, not again.

277
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,360
When I was a kid,

278
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,910
I lived a hard-knock life.

279
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Mmm-hmm.

280
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,515
Anyway, I started
getting into tech,

281
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,275
and, one day,
I had to come to my dad

282
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,673
and ask for a $10 million loan
to start my company.

283
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,160
He's like, "What?

284
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,557
"When you start a company,
you don't get $10 million.

285
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,234
"I'll give you $5 million."

286
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,871
- And that hurt...
- Wow.

287
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,440
...'cause I was expecting 10.

288
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,398
I had budgeted
for $10 million.

289
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,516
Mmm.

290
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,320
So I go to Grandmother
and Grandfather.

291
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,598
And I'm like, "Can you invest more millions
of dollars in my company?"

292
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,400
My grandfather's like, "What?
I don't know what this is."

293
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,550
No.

294
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,199
That was hard,
but he gave it to me.

295
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,360
And then, finally, I sell
the company for $400 million.

296
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,398
So that's my struggle.

297
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,313
That's how I came up.

298
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,675
I felt that. I do.

299
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,718
I mean, you could
give me a chance

300
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,031
like Grandmother
and Grandfather gave you.

301
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,395
And just... Just...

302
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,629
Take that leap of faith,

303
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,519
and, and, and...

304
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,195
- Look, JoJo.
- And, and...

305
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,351
Okay, I'm meeting
with another firm

306
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,671
to talk about new
gaming app ideas on Friday.

307
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,760
I'm sorry.

308
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,911
Wait, wait, wait.
Connor.

309
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,592
Please just give me a chance
before you make any rash moves.

310
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,032
All right, fine.
Forty-eight hours.

311
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,759
- Cool?
- Yes.

312
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,400
I will take it. Thank you.

313
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,349
And I promise
fresh voices coming at you.

314
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,671
Also, do you know
you have, like,

315
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,480
three dinner napkins
on your back?

316
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,157
I didn't know if that was a choice
or if you leaned on something or...

317
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,630
No, it's fashion.
It's fashion.

318
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,953
Oh. You got one shot, JoJo.
Don't blow it.

319
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,556
All right, people.

320
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,156
Settle down.

321
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,752
Oh!

322
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,796
Apparently it's lunch, since Scott wants
to eat during our meeting.

323
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,189
Okay.

324
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,394
There you go.

325
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,274
Take a bite.

326
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,314
We don't have
all day, Scott.

327
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,510
Eat.

328
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Yummy.

329
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,600
Anybody else hungry?

330
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,275
- No. I just had salad.
- I'm fasting.

331
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,669
All right.

332
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,192
Connor wants
a new gaming app,

333
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,999
the best thing
we've ever come up with,

334
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,753
and we're gonna
give it to him.

335
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,432
It needs to be big.

336
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,314
It needs to make noise.

337
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,856
When you say "make noise,"
do you mean, like, literally make noise,

338
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,600
like the app makes noise,
or is it just a...

339
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
Okay.

340
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,989
I get it.

341
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,674
I know that face.

342
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,514
We've got 48 hours
to save our asses.

343
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,736
- So let's go.
- Go.

344
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,558
Impress me, people.

345
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,115
Um...

346
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,715
An app like Tinder,

347
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,998
but, instead of matching
people for dates,

348
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,959
you match with people
for dating advice, uh,

349
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,431
and then analyze
why all your dates went bad.

350
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,273
So, like Tinder,
but sad.

351
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,080
Like how your parents felt
the day you were born.

352
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,679
- Next!
- Okay.

353
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:31,835
Um, a crossword puzzle app
for news junkies.

354
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:37,037
So like a crossword puzzle
that makes you angry?

355
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,716
Exactly how I'm feeling
right now

356
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800
when you come up...

357
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,920
Ow!

358
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,795
...with those ding-dong, ding-dong bad ideas!

359
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,016
I think I have a pretty interesting idea.

360
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,680
What? You do, April?

361
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,319
I don't even sound like that.

362
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,600
What's going on?

363
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,760
Nothing.

364
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,240
What?

365
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,515
I didn't say anything.

366
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,193
Somebody said something.

367
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,239
Y'all need to be quiet.

368
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,816
- We're having a meeting up here about important stuff.
- Shh!

369
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,035
Sorry about that.

370
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,793
So you have nothing?

371
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,076
You have nothing?

372
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,680
Wow.

373
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,955
Nothing.

374
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,074
She didn't say anything.

375
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,514
He thought
he heard something.

376
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,831
Y'all ain't
said nothing.

377
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,552
Connor is out the door
unless we crack this.

378
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,393
And in case I wasn't clear,

379
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,314
if Connor is out the door,
all of you are out.

380
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,278
Bye-bye, healthcare,
which you know you need.

381
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,952
Bye-bye, ping-pong table.

382
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,918
Bye-bye,
ergonomic chair.

383
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,635
Which...

384
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,320
Dang.

385
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,840
You better stop
quivering that lip.

386
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,111
- You better not cry.
- Stop crying.

387
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,873
This isn't
about you, Melissa.

388
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,196
Are there no more ideas?

389
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,320
Fine.

390
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,757
Once again, I will have to
figure it out myself.

391
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,673
Go. Go!

392
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,038
I can't look
at you anymore.

393
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,596
I have an idea for a new app.

394
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,352
Are you asking me
or telling me?

395
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,715
I'm telling you.

396
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,992
I'm telling you that I have
an idea for a new app.

397
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,958
It's called DiscoverEyes,
and I...

398
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040
No.

399
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,713
I don't take pitches
from assistants.

400
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,798
It's just...

401
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,674
I've been here
for three years,

402
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,672
and you promised room
for growth and...

403
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,274
So I owe you
a promotion?

404
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,914
No, no.
That's not what I'm saying.

405
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,192
I know this is
a terrible time,

406
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,073
but I really think
I could help this company

407
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,790
if you just gave me a chance
like someone gave you a chance.

408
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,270
Let me explain something
to you, Miss April.

409
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,920
Nobody gave me anything.

410
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,469
I saw an opportunity.
I took it, and I ran with it.

411
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:59,032
And you know what?
I'm still running. Every single day.

412
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,518
You know how many times I had to pitch
my first idea before I sold it?

413
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,920
Seventeen.

414
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,672
And I sure as hell didn't
take no for an answer.

415
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,797
Wait, so does that mean
you'll hear my pitch?

416
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880
No.

417
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,159
You know what it is?
I'm a taker.

418
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,356
You're not.

419
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,718
So just concentrate
on being my assistant

420
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,871
and try being good
at that first.

421
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,952
You can't talk
to April that way.

422
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,431
Who let the fire hazard
in here?

423
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,954
She's just
making deliveries.

424
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,520
Come on, Stevie.
Let's go.

425
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,159
Were you always
this way?

426
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,914
Was I always what way?

427
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,834
- Mean.
- No.

428
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,193
Actually, I used to be just like you
when I was little, and you know what?

429
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,760
People treated me
like crap.

430
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,160
Then what happened?

431
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,880
I got big,
and I got rich.

432
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,392
So now who's gonna
check me, boo?

433
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,597
Well... Well...

434
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,598
"Well... Well..."

435
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,960
Well, you ain't ready
to play with the grown-ups.

436
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,998
So go ahead
with your little self.

437
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,195
I wish you were my age.
Then I'd check you.

438
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,637
Everybody who you're awful to
would check you too, boo.

439
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,599
Well, I wish your little
cartoon dog would bite you.

440
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,358
I wish you were little.

441
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,996
What was that?

442
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,031
- What was what?
- What was...

443
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,679
Get out. Get out.
Get that little chocolate Hogwart out!

444
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,672
Are you okay?
'Cause you don't look so good.

445
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,831
No,
you don't look good.

446
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,552
No,
you don't look good.

447
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,557
That's what happens
when people don't eat carbs.

448
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,438
They start seeing Satan.

449
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,630
Move!

450
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,030
Go back to work! Work!

451
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,075
Work!

452
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,833
Morning inspiration.

453
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,198
It is better to have money
and be broken-hearted

454
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,919
than be broke
and broken-hearted.

455
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,075
Let's wake up
and get this money.

456
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,434
Mmm, I need coffee.

457
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,995
I told you, watch it.

458
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,598
I swear to God,
when I see you again,

459
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,633
I will whoop your butt.

460
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,994
Argh, I'm not the one.

461
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,396
The usual.

462
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160
What's your usual?

463
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,357
You're playing
with me, right?

464
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,114
Here. Does that help
you remember?

465
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,039
Triple espresso with foam!

466
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,271
You know, too much caffeine
stunts your growth.

467
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,479
First of all, shut up.

468
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,239
And second of all,

469
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,592
does all this body look like
my growth has been stunted?

470
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,354
- Depends. How old are you?
- Thirty-eight.

471
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,591
Well, then, yes. Yes, it does.

472
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,116
What the...

473
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,760
Oh, my God.

474
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,719
I need to go to the hospital.

475
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,035
Security!

476
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,520
A homeless kid
is trying to carjack!

477
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,239
Who's missing
a bag?

478
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,432
No! Back off!
No one is touching this bag.

479
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,952
Step away from the car.

480
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,759
It's me, Jordan.
This is my car.

481
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,479
I'm not losing
my job over this!

482
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,198
Ha!

483
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,079
Hey, little girl.
Who are your parents?

484
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,480
Um...

485
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,159
Jordan Sanders is my mom.

486
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,880
Uh-uh.
Jordan doesn't have a child.

487
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,319
Well, she keeps me hidden.

488
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,558
Just, please,
don't tell anyone you saw me.

489
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720
You poor child.

490
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,680
That woman is even more
horrible than I thought.

491
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,193
She is not horrible.

492
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,080
She just has
a very demanding lifestyle

493
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,510
that might be giving her
a nervous breakdown.

494
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,759
Hello? Hello, Child Services?

495
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,674
Stop.

496
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,274
Stop talking like that.

497
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,639
How do you know what I'm gonna

498
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,320
say?

499
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,878
Where are my natural
tear-drop boobs?

500
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,552
I paid 15 G's
for those things.

501
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,391
Why? Why did you change?

502
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,480
This can't be happening.

503
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,430
Okay.

504
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,396
No.

505
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080
Not this girl.

506
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,559
Jordan, it's me.

507
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,396
I got all 15 of your messages.

508
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,913
Aw, aren't you cute?

509
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,117
Are you
related to Jordan?

510
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,839
So you see her, too?

511
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,316
See who?

512
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,476
The little girl.

513
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,630
Where's Jordan?

514
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,920
Jordan?

515
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,680
Do you really want to know?

516
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080
Yeah.

517
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,999
She's inside me.

518
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,795
So you ate her?

519
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,197
Is that what happened?

520
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,637
Did you cook her in your little Easy-Bake Oven?

521
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,272
Jordan, hey, I'm here.

522
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,074
Where are you?

523
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,833
I got your dry cleaning.

524
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,957
You did not pay me to babysit.

525
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,000
I'm just gonna call her.

526
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,390
She would never give
her phone to a child.

527
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,792
You got that right.

528
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,150
I don't know what you did
or how you did it,

529
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,914
but you did something to Jordan,
you crazy little Chucky doll.

530
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I'm calling the cops.

531
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,190
Um...

532
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,756
You had a strawberry donut
stain on your shirt yesterday.

533
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720
What the hell?

534
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,395
One night, we were
brainstorming a dating app,

535
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,837
and you were telling me the lamest story
about how you lost your virginity

536
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,877
in the back of
your mom's Dodge Ram van.

537
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,317
But you told your college sweetheart
that he was your first.

538
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,913
You lying thot.

539
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,712
What in the black Jesus?

540
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,033
This doesn't make any sense.

541
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,856
You went to bed grown,
and then you woke up...

542
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,030
Little.

543
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,176
But that's for white people,
'cause black people don't have the time.

544
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200
I know.

545
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,470
What happened?

546
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,256
I can't even think
of what could possibly...

547
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,674
No, no, no.
I mean, how did you go from this to this?

548
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,080
- I have never seen a better glow-up.
- April.

549
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,231
Can you help me
and figure this out?

550
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,235
No, you're right.

551
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,393
Sorry. Let me just focus.

552
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,955
Think.

553
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,433
- I got it.
- What?

554
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,790
Gucci Mane.

555
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,720
He's had a better glow-up
than you.

556
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,350
I mean, he's happy.
He's healthy. He's got a six-pack.

557
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,536
He has a really nice smile.
I don't know if those are veneers,

558
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,517
- but people say we smile alike...
- April!

559
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,673
Can you help me?

560
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,953
Mmm-mmm,
I don't like that.

561
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,720
What?

562
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,269
I like kids to have
old-school manners, so...

563
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,349
I'm not a child.

564
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,200
Mmm...

565
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,430
Okay.

566
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,960
Please help me.

567
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,914
"Please help me,
Miss April, ma'am."

568
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,320
Are you kidding me?

569
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,034
Nope.

570
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,434
Please help me,

571
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,680
Miss April, ma'am.

572
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,554
Okay, child.

573
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,434
Okay. Um...

574
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,512
Well, try
Benjamin Button syndrome.

575
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,193
No. That's when
you're born old

576
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,476
and then you age backwards
until you're a baby again.

577
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,040
Oh. Well, my bad.

578
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,511
I must have gotten my magical
body curses mixed up.

579
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,830
Wait a minute.

580
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,634
- What?
- That's it.

581
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,560
That girl...

582
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,358
The fire hazard
from the donut truck.

583
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,992
She was waving that dumb wand
and wished I was little.

584
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,197
Yeah, wishes don't come true.

585
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,936
'Cause if they did,
I'd be on maternity leave

586
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,997
with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now.

587
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,756
Okay. So you're gonna go to the office,
stop by the truck, kidnap her,

588
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,513
and bring her back
to me, okay?

589
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,114
I have some duct tape.

590
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,597
We'll just starve her
till she reverses this. Yeah.

591
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,277
Okay, or we could just ask her to use
her toy wand to make another wish

592
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,397
'cause that's
way less felony-ish.

593
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,749
Just...

594
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,994
- What are you doing?
- What?

595
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,832
I need a glass of rosé.
It's too early for tequila shots.

596
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,320
You're too young to drink.

597
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,394
Relax. Just a couple of sips
to take the edge off.

598
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,917
"Female Gary Coleman disease."

599
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,315
He died?

600
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,035
Nosy neighbor.

601
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,830
I swear to God,
you're gonna learn today.

602
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,836
What?

603
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,197
Child Protective Services.
Are your parents or legal guardians home?

604
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,192
Oh. Um...

605
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840
April!

606
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,876
Sorry.

607
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,955
What you got there?
Nice rosé?

608
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,357
So who's in charge?

609
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
- Me.
- Me.

610
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,197
I have that Jordan Sanders is listed
as the owner of this apartment.

611
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,756
Correct. Paid in full.

612
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,110
Okur.

613
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,873
You told me your name
is Jordan Sanders.

614
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,800
I did.

615
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,396
Well, the other Jordan,
the owner,

616
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,597
he's, uh, my brother.

617
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,436
Yeah.
My dad. I'm a junior.

618
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,796
Yeah, 'cause women
can be juniors, too.

619
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,156
And where is
your father now?

620
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,439
Mmm. My, um, father.
That is a good question.

621
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,715
Auntie?

622
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,514
Where's Daddy?

623
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,033
You know exactly where he is.

624
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,078
- Um...
- He's, um...

625
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,514
- Overseas.
- Space.

626
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,990
- Uh, in a space overseas.
- Mmm-hmm.

627
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,434
Space Force.

628
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,756
Got it.
And your mother is where?

629
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,910
She's a crackhead.

630
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,956
Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby.
It's so sad.

631
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,714
That's why she's so hyper
all the time.

632
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,712
Oh, yeah.

633
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,870
Let me just document this.
Aunt and crack baby.

634
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,036
No, no, no.

635
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,399
But this is just temporary because
she's going back to her dad soon.

636
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,039
Mmm-hmm, very soon.

637
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120
Back where?

638
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,555
Home.

639
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,595
In Hawaii with my brother.

640
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,072
That's
President Barack Obama.

641
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,637
Hmm, no, that's my brother.

642
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,518
They just think
we all look alike.

643
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,792
Same dog and everything.
Okay.

644
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,556
Uh, and could you please tell me
why you aren't in school today, hmm?

645
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,040
School?

646
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,589
Girl, bye. I haven't been
to school in, like, years.

647
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,114
Nope, that's not
what she meant.

648
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,680
That's not what
you meant, right?

649
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,679
- Oh, yeah, that's not what I meant. Joking.
- Mmm.

650
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,150
Okay, good, because any parent
or guardian of a child

651
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,656
during the ages
of mandatory attendance

652
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,433
shall send such child
to public school,

653
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,637
private school,
or a homeschooling program.

654
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,394
Furthermore, any parent or guardian
who violates this code section

655
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,712
shall be subject to fine,
imprisonment, community service,

656
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,635
or any combination of such penalties
as the court sees fit.

657
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:26,720
Say what now?

658
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,395
"Say what now" is enroll
this child in school,

659
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,558
or somebody is going to jail.
That's what now. Say what.

660
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,711
By "somebody," do you mean...

661
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,353
You. That would be you.

662
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,432
Now, the school district

663
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,991
which Jordan would be
assigned to would be...

664
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,874
Ah. Windsor Middle School.

665
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,076
- Windsor?
- Mmm-hmm.

666
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,958
- Oh, hell no.
- Yes.

667
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,197
Hell yes.

668
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,316
We love that school.

669
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,995
Enroll her there today,
and I will be checking that you do so.

670
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,911
No.
Look here, lady.

671
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,515
I am a businesswoman,
and I have a company to run.

672
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,750
She sells
Girl Scout cookies.

673
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,752
She just takes it really
seriously. I'm like...

674
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,479
So I don't have time
for Child Services,

675
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,791
and I sure don't have time
for school. Okay?

676
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,634
Let me be clear.
I will have you in foster care

677
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,634
and your goofy aunt over here
in jail if you don't. Okur?

678
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,632
Yes. Okay. Yes.

679
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,870
No problem.

680
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Excellent.

681
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,160
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna get a video

682
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,630
- of you two together.
- Are you gonna post this?

683
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,751
And this apartment,
because I like the evidence.

684
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,035
I can't go to school.

685
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,629
I'm not going to jail.

686
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,080
I can't believe
I have to say this.

687
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,393
You're gonna have to be me
in the office.

688
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,120
They're not gonna listen to me.
I'm like the homie.

689
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,714
You have to
make them listen.

690
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,116
I'll be on the phone
in your ear,

691
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,237
so don't say anything
I don't tell you to say.

692
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,277
Don't do anything
I don't tell you to do.

693
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,158
So you're still in charge?

694
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,116
Always.

695
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,160
Just keep everyone focused
on fresh ideas,

696
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,072
or else
the whole company is over.

697
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,910
That just really
makes me uncomfortable.

698
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,310
Oh.

699
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,080
But do you know
what else is uncomfortable?

700
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,160
Unemployment.

701
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,269
Okay.

702
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,949
I will agree to cover for you
at the office

703
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,319
if you agree to promote me
to creative exec.

704
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,314
What'd you just say?

705
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,912
I said, um, for you to promote me
to creative exec.

706
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,874
Well, look whose balls
just dropped.

707
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,872
I gotta take what I want.

708
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,350
- Isn't that what you said?
- Maybe.

709
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,393
So, deal?

710
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,160
Deal.

711
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,309
Yes!

712
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,712
You know,
since I have to be you,

713
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,359
I should probably
dress the part

714
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,318
and borrow
some of your clothes.

715
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,117
Your body can't fit
into my clothes.

716
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,994
This is squats.

717
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,113
This is Pilates.

718
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,078
That body
looks like BabyGap,

719
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,715
Gymboree,

720
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,519
OshKosh B'gosh to me.

721
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,752
Oh, you get on my nerves.

722
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,913
- Fine.
- Yes!

723
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,593
This is ridiculous.

724
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,200
Let me
get this straight,

725
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,272
you went to Target,
and you got me this?

726
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,595
Tarjay.

727
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,718
The overalls is what I got.
The shirt is mine.

728
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,550
I look great.

729
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,638
Looking like Cookie
from Empire.

730
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560
April.

731
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,230
- Uh, you know this kid?
- Oh, hey, Vince.

732
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,472
You know how Jordan
always asks me to do everything?

733
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,596
Yeah.

734
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,716
Well, this is her niece.

735
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,680
Yeah, I'm watching her
while she's out of town.

736
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,798
Oh!
That explains it.

737
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,918
Yeah, we had a little confusion
with her yesterday...

738
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,357
Uh, did you guys,
call a Lyft?

739
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,955
- No. I got my keys.
- No.

740
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,713
Actually,
Jordan left these for me.

741
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,496
Yeah. It was part of our agreement.

742
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,876
I don't think
Auntie said that.

743
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,156
Now, stay out of
grown folks' business.

744
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,474
Give me the keys
I let you play with.

745
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,392
She's so funny.

746
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,720
Here we go.

747
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,755
Ooh!

748
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,674
Okay, how do I
close the doors?

749
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,635
Now how do I
start the car?

750
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,310
Just put it in electric mode.
It's easier to...

751
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,440
Whoa! Stop!

752
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,200
- April!
- Okay, I got it. I got it.

753
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,160
Watch it! Stop!

754
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,640
What are you doing?

755
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,951
Whoa!

756
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,696
Okay, I got it.
I got it.

757
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,776
No, you don't.

758
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,871
No, I don't.
Okay, I got it.

759
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,790
I can't go in there.
Mmm-mmm.

760
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,153
You heard Agent Bea.

761
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,795
If you're not
registered today,

762
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,030
I'm going to county.

763
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,600
But this place.

764
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,914
The memories.
It was so hard for me.

765
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,797
I never felt so small.

766
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,199
I know this is hard
for you, and I'm sorry,

767
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,272
but I'm not going to jail for you.
You're going to school.

768
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,919
If you think
I'm listening to someone

769
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,231
with such poor control
over their edges as you,

770
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,552
then, girl,
you are severely mistaken.

771
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,993
Okay. That's it.

772
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,631
Listen. I'm the adult,
and you're the child.

773
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,677
So, when I say something,
you listen.

774
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,878
Please.

775
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,191
If you don't stop
embarrassing me

776
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,680
in front of
these white people...

777
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,160
Well, you're
embarrassing yourself.

778
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,960
You know what?

779
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,554
I'm sick of you.

780
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,831
- Say one more thing. I dare you.
- Fine.

781
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,792
You're too fat
for that skirt.

782
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,555
You know what?

783
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,031
If you want to take it there,
we're going old school.

784
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,234
What?

785
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,118
- Oh.
- Let's go.

786
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,119
I'm requesting backup.
We have a BMW situation.

787
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,160
Black mama whoopin'.

788
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,555
How you like that?

789
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,040
Mmm-mmm.

790
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,678
Whoo!

791
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880
Try me.

792
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,776
- Okay. See, no.
- Whoo! How you like that?

793
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,871
You tried it.
No, you tried it.

794
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,576
'Cause I been looking at you
like a little girl,

795
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,656
but you a grown-ass woman,
and you gonna catch a grown beating.

796
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,320
Fine. 'Cause I got
this good knee back.

797
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,470
And how about this?

798
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,914
- April.
- Should I sell it?

799
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,036
Give that back
to me now.

800
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,216
What are you gonna do
if I don't?

801
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,671
I told you not to test me!

802
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,720
Yes!

803
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,711
Start spanking your kids.

804
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,911
Reminds me of my mama.

805
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,637
I can't believe
I'm back in this hellhole.

806
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,950
That must be
Principal Han.

807
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,679
Just shut up and stay cool.
And I got it.

808
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,256
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Hey.

809
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,272
Nice to meet you.
Welcome, Jordan.

810
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,600
Uh...

811
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,751
She's just nervous.
Aw.

812
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,993
Well, let's
get you started.

813
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,595
Pull it together.

814
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,472
Ah. There's your teacher.
Mr. Marshall.

815
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,480
Damn.

816
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,999
How I get detention?

817
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,519
Yeah. I'll be just fine.

818
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,553
Hi.

819
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,793
Hi, we are so excited
to attend this school.

820
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,478
This is Jordan.

821
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,438
She's feeling nervous
about joining your class.

822
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,194
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen,
don't be nervous, okay?

823
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,376
Perfectly normal,
but don't be nervous.

824
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,640
I'll be with you
the whole time.

825
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,957
- Promise? Okay.
- Promise.

826
00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,756
Your daughter's adorable.

827
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,911
Oh... Not my daughter.

828
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,639
- That's my niece.
- Oh.

829
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,757
- Um, and I'm April.
- April. Gary.

830
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,878
I'm single. But not looking.
I'm not desperate.

831
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,759
Just open and available.

832
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,956
Got it.

833
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,656
That's where I'm at now.
I just got divorced.

834
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,680
You got divorced?

835
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,136
- Oh, no. That's great.
- So I'm, like, totally desperate.

836
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,160
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

837
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,235
Anyway... All right. Uh...
Well, school gets out...

838
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,233
Okay, we should, um...
We should go.

839
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,391
- Okay, yeah.
- Bye, Gary.

840
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,550
You can get it.

841
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,875
Okay.

842
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,916
We have a new student
joining our class.

843
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,310
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Jordan, all right?

844
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,456
And here's what
we're gonna do.

845
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,040
We're gonna give her
a nice warm

846
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,315
Windsor welcome.

847
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,816
Let's start... There you go.
What are you doing?

848
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,115
This is not
a Windsor welcome.

849
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,714
This is not what
I've taught you guys.

850
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,976
- Hey, hey, hey.
- I blame the parents.

851
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,515
You know what, Mr. Marshall?
I'll just take it from here.

852
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,110
Hi, everyone.
I'm Jordan Sanders.

853
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,637
And I want to make a few things clear
before we get started.

854
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,350
First of all, you're meeting
the new alpha of the class.

855
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,955
I can establish
my dominance easily,

856
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,436
or you can make it
hard for yourself.

857
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,040
Ooh. Nice pants.

858
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,037
If the floods are coming.

859
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,680
- Come on.
- Yeah. Your clothes suck.

860
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,393
Charlie, zip it!

861
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,994
Thank you, Gary.

862
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,509
It's Mr. Marshall for you.
I'm the teacher.

863
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,756
Mmm-hmm.

864
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,320
And I'm the student.

865
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,754
Okay, where was I? Yeah.

866
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,797
We're gonna skip
the "haze the new girl" thing.

867
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,679
No. It's dull.
Predictable.

868
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,391
And I will strike back with a vengeance
like you've never known.

869
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,976
Well, if you didn't
want to be hazed,

870
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,976
you should've combed your hair.

871
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,736
You know what? One more outburst,

872
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,840
and I'll cancel Spirit Day.

873
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,240
I'm not joking around,
young lady.

874
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,789
But you can't cancel
Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall.

875
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,200
I am Spirit Day.

876
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,351
- Oh, good Lord.
- Which reminds me...

877
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,590
Get your tickets to the hypest school
spirit pep rally ever.

878
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,998
This year's theme
is Winchella.

879
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,878
Windsor's most talented
students,

880
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,759
and others that we couldn't block
from signing up

881
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,274
because of new rules
of inclusion...

882
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,518
...will show what makes
Windsor the best.

883
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,478
Whoo! Yeah.

884
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,200
All right. All right. All right.
Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down.

885
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,496
Open up your books.
You know what I mean?

886
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,576
We're gonna do
some learning.

887
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,875
Start pretending
to read.

888
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,034
Oh, boy, you know.
Meeting new people.

889
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,237
It won't always be
like this. Okay?

890
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,674
'Cause I could tell
when I met you

891
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,399
that you are
a special young lady.

892
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,316
You know what?

893
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,398
- I feel like you get me.
- Really?

894
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,354
I feel like I get you, too.

895
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,918
So you feeling
what I'm feeling?

896
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,036
You want to quit?

897
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,511
I think about quitting
every day.

898
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,479
But I can't because
I have a responsibility.

899
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,750
What are you feeling?

900
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,990
Oh!

901
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,318
No. I'm not
feeling that at all.

902
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,160
I'm an adult man.

903
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,640
And you should have a seat.

904
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800
Okay.

905
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,480
Mr. Hard-To-Get.

906
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,315
I see you.

907
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,916
Mmm-hmm.

908
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,519
Go ahead and sit down.

909
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,440
It's time.

910
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,920
Time to sit down.

911
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,674
Just don't, you know...

912
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,150
Just look the other way. Look the way...

913
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,232
Look up there.
Look away from me.

914
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,876
- Teach me something.
- Don't...

915
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,191
So, uh, what are us kids
into these days?

916
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,554
I'm looking for the next big thing,
you know.

917
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,359
Uh... Excuse you.

918
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,153
Cutting without tipping
is rude.

919
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,480
Really? You feed this
to children?

920
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,200
- To eat?
- Mmm-hmm.

921
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,119
Postmates.

922
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,869
You got this, Jordan.

923
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,515
You're grown.
You're successful.

924
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,514
These kids can't hurt you.

925
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,354
Next table.

926
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,713
Oh, my...
She's coming over.

927
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,477
Oh, really?
It's like that, sister?

928
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,597
- Mmm-hmm.
- Okay. Fine.

929
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,195
Come on!

930
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,237
Come here!
Hey!

931
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,594
Over here!

932
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,760
Huh...

933
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,880
Never thought
I'd say thank you

934
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,759
to anybody offering me
the worst table in the house,

935
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,480
- but, um, thank you.
- Sure.

936
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560
Mmm-hmm.

937
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,589
Why do you guys need
a "safe space" for lunch?

938
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,950
Stop.

939
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,836
It's becoming clear.

940
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,958
Three years ago, I answered
too many questions correctly.

941
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,355
Friend Zone.

942
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,715
I didn't have
any new clothes

943
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,076
at the start of school
one year.

944
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,670
Over.

945
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,195
I don't even know why I'm here.

946
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,032
Who did this to me?

947
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,474
You better show yourself.

948
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,873
Don't... Don't worry.

949
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,799
No one gets stuck
in the Friend Zone forever.

950
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,958
You're cute for thinking that.
Keep living.

951
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,793
No. He's right.

952
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,476
Once everyone sees
our talent at the pep rally,

953
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,472
we can finally get out
of the Friend Zone

954
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,597
and be in the center
of it all.

955
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,353
We'll be cool with everyone.

956
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:03,071
It's gonna be very
"What's up, what's up?" in the hall.

957
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,476
Who does that Jasmine girl
think she is?

958
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,950
Jasmine, she's...

959
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,269
Sing it, Isaac.

960
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:15,838
She's so perfect

961
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,798
He doesn't stutter
when he sings.

962
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,996
I see.

963
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,917
- These answers better be right.
- Duh.

964
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,390
What is wrong with this school?

965
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
What is it?

966
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,999
Order for Sanders.

967
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,150
That's me.

968
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,196
All right.

969
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,470
Thank you.

970
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,759
There's no Postmates
in school. Okay? Sorry.

971
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,355
You know what?
I am done chasing you.

972
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,355
A man who finds a wife
finds a good thing.

973
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,874
That's Bible, Gary.

974
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,073
What a weird little girl.

975
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,435
April, you have to come pick me up.
These kids are demons.

976
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,672
Jordan, I have my first meeting,
and I am freaking out.

977
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,399
I don't think I can do this.

978
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480
Calm down.

979
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,153
Put me in your ear.
Like, on Bluetooth.

980
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,394
- Hey, April.
- Hey.

981
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,596
I heard...

982
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,036
Okay. Uh...
I heard Jordan was sick.

983
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,830
Yeah. She's definitely gonna be out for,
like, a day or two.

984
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,400
You ready to hold it down
without her?

985
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
Mmm-hmm.

986
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,634
All right.
Well, I'll see you in the meeting.

987
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,394
And I'm sure
you're gonna shine.

988
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,632
- You're shining already.
- Ah.

989
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,677
Okay.

990
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,136
We don't worry about
the flying saucer hardware...

991
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,196
Yeah.
Absolutely.

992
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,000
Okay.

993
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,309
Command their attention.

994
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,736
- VR goggles.
- Good idea.

995
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,336
- Oh, I think we should do the...
- Right?

996
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,432
Guys, I need to command
your attention, please.

997
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,797
Uh, can we all just quiet down
and focus, please?

998
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,629
Thanks.

999
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,949
Where's Jordan?

1000
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,438
Um, she's under the weather.

1001
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,240
So I'm here
just filling in for her.

1002
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,959
Is that why you're
wearing her clothes?

1003
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,080
These aren't her...
This?

1004
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,216
These aren't her clothes.
These are my clothes.

1005
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,310
You don't wear cheetah.

1006
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,278
I always wear cheetah.

1007
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,198
Jordan is never sick.
She must really be on her deathbed.

1008
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,433
Which would be
a developer's dream.

1009
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,473
Was that Preston?

1010
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,758
Ooh, if he wasn't so talented,
I'd fire his butt.

1011
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,320
And he also
has a good butt.

1012
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,400
He does.

1013
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,836
April's right.
We need to focus.

1014
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,149
Thank you, Preston.

1015
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,118
No. No. Uh-uh.

1016
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,959
JSI is going under...

1017
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,096
- I'm gonna need Melissa to shut up.
- You're right.

1018
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,077
- I need to get a new job.
- No, you don't.

1019
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,216
- I'm looking at Jordan's Facebook now.
- Don't check it.

1020
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,835
This is off the rails.
You have to show them you can be crazy.

1021
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,914
Y'all, I can be crazy,
so chill.

1022
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,376
Do it now
or you'll never get control.

1023
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,993
- Do what?
- Do it now!

1024
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,560
I said, listen up!

1025
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,589
You wanna see crazy?
I can show you crazy.

1026
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,997
What, y'all put bricks
in here or something?

1027
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,591
Y'all recycle a lot.
Wait, wait. JSI is doing fine.

1028
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,594
We all have jobs. Let's innovate.
We're JS Innovations.

1029
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,029
I'm in charge.

1030
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,953
Oh, God.
This is so hard.

1031
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,834
I don't know
what that was and...

1032
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,440
What are you wearing?

1033
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,720
You look like a cheerleader
for the Migos right now.

1034
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,760
This is
the worst day ever.

1035
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,197
I'm gonna need a stiff drink
and some clothes that fit.

1036
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,480
Corner table for two.

1037
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,789
Right this way.

1038
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,016
Can I start you
with something to drink?

1039
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,838
Oh, yes. I'll have
a glass of rosé, please.

1040
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,037
Scotch on the rocks.
Two rocks.

1041
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,476
And I mean two.
If there's three, it's going back.

1042
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,356
How cute are you?

1043
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,440
Are you in charge?

1044
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520
Mmm-hmm.

1045
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,875
Let's get real.

1046
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,794
This black card's in charge.

1047
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,870
What is this?

1048
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,036
The kids' menu.

1049
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,353
Would you like
this kid's foot up your...

1050
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,760
Oh, she'll have
a Shirley Temple.

1051
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,350
Porterhouse. Rare.

1052
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:41,799
Right away.

1053
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,155
Thank you.

1054
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,720
Any leads
on the donut truck?

1055
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,835
The city doesn't provide
contact info for the trucks,

1056
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,072
and since someone
took them off our route...

1057
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,550
- Damn it.
- But these trucks

1058
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,472
need to be inspected
every year,

1059
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,029
and they can't just go
to any auto repair shop.

1060
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,716
So I narrowed it down
to a dozen repair shops in the city

1061
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,433
that handle
food truck inspections.

1062
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,816
And I have
an intern making calls,

1063
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,000
so we should have
a lead soon.

1064
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,558
Thank you.

1065
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,353
Yes.

1066
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,999
Thank you.

1067
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,200
Mmm.

1068
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,000
- This is heaven.
- You know.

1069
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,480
Mmm-hmm.

1070
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,072
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!

1071
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,117
Oh, it's not all bad
at your school, though,

1072
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,795
'cause can we talk about Mr. Marshall,
the other white meat?

1073
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,071
Oh, girl, I was thinking
about going back to pork.

1074
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,669
Hello. Oink, oink.
Him fine as swine.

1075
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,638
I'd like to
teach him some things.

1076
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,155
What are you gonna teach him
in that scrawny, flat body?

1077
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,795
Well, at least
I'm not dried up

1078
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,520
like a creek hit by
a drought down there.

1079
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,360
Please stop.

1080
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,319
Just a dusty bed of rocks
where water once flowed.

1081
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,911
It's not dusty.

1082
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,196
Anyways, what's up
with you and Preston?

1083
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,919
Making puppy dog eyes
at him all day.

1084
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,832
We're just friends.

1085
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,071
Well, yeah, 'cause you're
too scared to get at him.

1086
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,437
You see, that's your problem
with work and men.

1087
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,556
You can't close the deal.

1088
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,915
What about you?

1089
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,471
You hire employees
but don't trust them.

1090
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,439
You meet people
but don't make friends.

1091
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,231
You date, and
you don't commit.

1092
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,560
Committing is overrated.
I'm a boss.

1093
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,878
I can't be heartbroken.

1094
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,078
Men want me to be just like
a Mary J. Blige song.

1095
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,753
Just down without them.

1096
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,517
But I'm too strong
for that mess.

1097
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,711
Okay.

1098
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,191
Oh, can you actually
just leave the whole bottle

1099
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,272
'cause she left her card,
right?

1100
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,919
She comes from money.

1101
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,436
What are you doing?

1102
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,000
Nothing.

1103
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,037
Why are you sniffing
and holding my glass?

1104
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,873
My hand is not on your glass.

1105
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,394
I literally see
your baby fingers

1106
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,880
right now
gripping my glass.

1107
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,880
Well, I think
you're seeing things.

1108
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,351
Jordan, no drinking.
I mean it.

1109
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,429
You got my aunties
over there trippin'. Stop.

1110
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,514
Relax. I'm fine.

1111
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,637
She's fine.
It's a game we play.

1112
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,120
I'm drinking. You're drinking.

1113
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,998
One. Two. Three. Drink.

1114
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,679
Girl,
that baby's drunk.

1115
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,635
Time on my hands

1116
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,955
Since you've been away, boy

1117
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,793
I ain't got no plan

1118
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,838
No, no, no, no

1119
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,560
But, see, I do got plans 'cause
I'm the boss, okur?

1120
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,116
And the sound of the rain

1121
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,352
Against my windowpane

1122
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,476
Stop.

1123
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,279
Jordan. Get down.

1124
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,637
Is slowly
Is slowly driving me insane

1125
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,836
I'm sorry.

1126
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,956
Boy, I'm going down

1127
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,509
Why are you
embarrassing me like this?

1128
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,676
I'm going down

1129
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,275
Go down then.
Come down.

1130
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,080
'Cause you ain't around

1131
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,197
Some kids need more
than just time out.

1132
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,000
First of all
I am a great mother.

1133
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,833
I encourage
this type of behavior.

1134
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Matter of fact...

1135
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,677
Sleep don't come easy

1136
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,435
Boy, please believe me

1137
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,560
Sorry.

1138
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,519
Since you been gone

1139
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,877
Everything's going wrong

1140
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,350
- Everything! Everything!
- Yes, auntie!

1141
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,353
Why'd you have
to say goodbye?

1142
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,635
Look what you've done to me

1143
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,720
Who is this?

1144
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,120
I can't stop these tears

1145
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,200
You don't know her?

1146
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,351
From falling from my eyes

1147
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,476
Oh, baby

1148
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,837
I'm going down

1149
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,518
I'm going down

1150
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,675
'Cause you ain't around, baby

1151
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:39,231
My whole world's upside down

1152
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,911
Oh, I don't know what to do

1153
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,269
If I ever lose you

1154
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,960
I'll be going down

1155
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,196
I said, I'll be going down

1156
00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,875
Oh.

1157
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,555
Please forgive me, baby

1158
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,632
I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry

1159
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,316
Sorry

1160
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,240
- All right, I'm out.
- April.

1161
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,200
You can't leave.

1162
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,752
If Vince sees you
outside leaving,

1163
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,639
then he might call
Agent Bea.

1164
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,755
Are you asking me
to spend the night?

1165
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,912
I don't know how much longer
I can take being 13.

1166
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,915
Please?

1167
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,674
Miss April, ma'am?

1168
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,036
Thank you.

1169
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,800
Well, see you

1170
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,752
at the crossroads,
Wicked Witch.

1171
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,434
So? How's it look?

1172
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,590
Um...

1173
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,070
It'll get you through
the night. Yeah.

1174
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:02,595
You like this movie?

1175
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,758
Yeah. I love it.

1176
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,314
Work! Work! Work!

1177
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,830
Yes! Come through.

1178
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,479
All lunch hours are canceled!

1179
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,069
Are you serious?

1180
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,913
Now suffer!

1181
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,276
Really? Evillene was a boss.

1182
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,280
I learned so much about
running a company from her.

1183
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,856
We haven't had
a lunch hour in six months!

1184
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,075
That explains a lot.

1185
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,716
But I wasn't always
this hard on people.

1186
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,514
When I was first this age,
I stopped being open and kind.

1187
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,269
Every time I tried to fit in,
kids would just beat me down.

1188
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,520
Make fun of me, bully me.

1189
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,117
At that point,
I just gave up on people.

1190
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,312
It hurt too much to care.

1191
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,315
Anyways,
when I grew up,

1192
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,274
I guess I just
attacked people first

1193
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,874
before they could attack me.

1194
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,476
I get it.

1195
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,199
It's hard out here for girls.

1196
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,114
It's like, you get one shot
if you're lucky.

1197
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,874
And if you don't
hit the bull's-eye,

1198
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,553
people will drag you.

1199
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,670
Am I done?

1200
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,474
You finished and done.

1201
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,160
Cool.

1202
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,272
Initiating
"Bed" light sequence.

1203
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,680
You're welcome, ladies.

1204
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,876
What is going on?

1205
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,277
- He's here.
- Who?

1206
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,474
Oh, my God.
Did you order him?

1207
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,000
Is this rich people Postmates?

1208
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,559
Ooh.

1209
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,037
He's doing the dolphin.
He could flip me.

1210
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,600
Oh, my God.

1211
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,196
Throw a flower in the air

1212
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,036
Yes.

1213
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,913
Ooh. Put me in the middle
of that. Yes! Yes!

1214
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,320
Oh, no.
You can't look at this.

1215
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,158
This is for
grown folks' eyes only.

1216
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,951
- Kid, stop looking!
- Oh, my God.

1217
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,720
Oh, just
calm down.

1218
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,995
- It's fine.
- No, it's fine.

1219
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,275
Just relax.

1220
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,317
No, it is not.
No, it is not fine.

1221
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,915
What's wrong with you?

1222
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,879
Oh, 'cause she's a child.
You a child.

1223
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,235
Oh, right.

1224
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,320
What?

1225
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,800
What are you
doing here?

1226
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,197
Well, what are you doing here?
This is my house.

1227
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,396
Who are you?

1228
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,149
Oh. Um...

1229
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,075
Well, I'm April

1230
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,231
with a "A" for available.

1231
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,320
So great...

1232
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,471
So nice to meet you. Mmm.

1233
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,056
Listen, what I'm trying
to understand is,

1234
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,834
why would you be in Jordan's
apartment watching some...

1235
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,155
Oh, my God.

1236
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:38,956
Oh, my God.

1237
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,115
I know exactly who you are.

1238
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,520
You do?

1239
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,319
Oh. For sure.

1240
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,918
Listen, everything's
gonna be okay. All right?

1241
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,376
Don't worry.
Everything's gonna be fine.

1242
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,720
We gonna figure
this out together.

1243
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,872
It's gonna take
some adjusting,

1244
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,680
and, to be honest, I'd always imagined
having my own kids at first,

1245
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,559
but I guess when
God sends you a child to love,

1246
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,120
it doesn't matter
where it comes from.

1247
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,350
Wait. What the hell
are you talking about?

1248
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,591
This is why Jordan
was so closed off to me.

1249
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,000
She was embarrassed
to tell me she's a single mom.

1250
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,276
Oh, God, no. No, no, no.

1251
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,376
- Get out. Go.
- You know what? I think you'd better go.

1252
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,456
- Look at you. You're so cute.
- You should go.

1253
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,736
- Like a little doll.
- We could go together, but you gotta go.

1254
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,760
Lovable.
Look at this...

1255
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,559
No, no.
Wait, wait.

1256
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,393
Oh, my God,
you're so strong.

1257
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,596
Key.

1258
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,474
You sound
just like your mama.

1259
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,834
That tough exterior just trying
to protect what's on the inside.

1260
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,816
Look, you ain't got to do that no more.
Just give me the key.

1261
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,230
Okay? I'm here for you.
All right?

1262
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,160
And, look,

1263
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,056
listen, don't tell your mama. All right?

1264
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,914
Just give me a chance
to explain, okay?

1265
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:44,920
I'll be back. All right?
I'll be back. Daddy's home!

1266
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,153
Mama's home, too.

1267
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,320
Whoo!

1268
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,393
I'm on Hinge, Tinder,
and Christian Mingle.

1269
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,195
So now what?

1270
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,950
I hate to say it,

1271
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,555
but I have to
go back to work.

1272
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,736
- And you have to go back to...
- No, no, no. Please don't say it, April.

1273
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:03,760
To school.

1274
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,674
We can't risk it
with Agent Bea.

1275
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,597
You don't understand
what school was like. Or is like.

1276
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,159
The way this Jasmine girl
makes people feel about themselves.

1277
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,633
She's mean,
cruel, a bully.

1278
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,958
Doesn't care about
anyone's feelings.

1279
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,479
Yeah, I can't imagine
what that's like.

1280
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,153
You're not talking
about me, are you?

1281
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,157
There's probably a reason
why you became this Jordan.

1282
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,996
Maybe you have to do something
differently at this age.

1283
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,080
Botox?

1284
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:44,954
I'm just saying, you have a chance
anyone would kill for.

1285
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,838
You get to be
a child again.

1286
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,670
So, knowing what you know now,
what would you do different?

1287
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,399
I'd stunt on those kids.

1288
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,440
Yeah.

1289
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,475
Hey.

1290
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,800
Straws? That's me.

1291
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,480
Oh, my God,
the hot pink.

1292
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,074
I know. I know.

1293
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,117
Oh, my God. Is that...

1294
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,993
Custom? Yes. Yes, it is.

1295
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,400
- Jordan.
- Yeah?

1296
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,278
- You look...
- I know. I know.

1297
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,398
Wow! Jasmine gave you
respect. That's huge.

1298
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,600
- It's time.
- Time for what?

1299
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,831
Time for everything
to change around here.

1300
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,715
Winchella auditions
starting now.

1301
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,950
No, no, no.

1302
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,236
No talent shows. No auditions.

1303
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,233
We got this.
Isaac's got the voice.

1304
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,910
And we've got the moves.

1305
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,032
It literally cannot go wrong.

1306
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,399
Yes!
Let's do this!

1307
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,478
Come on!
It's gonna be great!

1308
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,798
That was amazing.
See you all at Winchella.

1309
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,711
Oh. Except for you,
Becca. You suck.

1310
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,109
Come on, guys.

1311
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,270
Next!

1312
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,313
Sure you don't want
to join us, Jordan?

1313
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,517
Yeah, we could really
use one more dancer.

1314
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,835
You could freestyle.

1315
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,596
No way. I am never going on that stage
and sharing myself again.

1316
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,070
I landed butt-first in a stack full
of cardboard boxes

1317
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,480
the last time
I tried that.

1318
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,710
Next!

1319
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,550
Hi.

1320
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,232
Okay, so what's
your talent?

1321
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,870
I'm singing.

1322
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,958
And, and, and

1323
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,239
And, and we're finished. Next!

1324
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,832
Okay, so sometimes
he gets nervous.

1325
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,112
But, trust us,
he's amazing.

1326
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,431
And then we do this,
like, really hype dance

1327
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,856
- and we back him up.
- Yeah, yeah.

1328
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,554
So, we'll just skip to
the part where we dance.

1329
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,756
Music.

1330
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,759
We'll just go.
Um...

1331
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,752
Five, six, seven,
eight, and...

1332
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,840
I'm sorry.

1333
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,990
Oh!

1334
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,037
Okay, that's enough.
You're in.

1335
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,755
See you all at Winchella.

1336
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,275
Awesome. Thank you.

1337
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,158
You guys are gonna be
blown away.

1338
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,040
We already are.

1339
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,120
Yes.

1340
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,238
- See?
- See what?

1341
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,549
That was a disaster.

1342
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,718
It wasn't as great
as we thought it was gonna be.

1343
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,350
But that's okay. We'll totally kill it
at Winchella. Right?

1344
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,994
- Yeah.
- Are you crazy?

1345
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,280
She just let you into Winchella
just to make fun of you.

1346
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,837
I don't know. I mean,
she seemed pretty nice.

1347
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,960
Yeah, plus, they won't laugh
when they really see what we're about.

1348
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,274
Forget showing who you really are.
That is social suicide.

1349
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,238
- Huh?
- You know what?

1350
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,277
I'm gonna teach you
how to be somebody else,

1351
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,000
somebody that a bully
wouldn't dare to make fun of

1352
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,914
because you're living a life
that they can only dream of.

1353
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,480
And that can't happen here.

1354
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,879
I've never skipped
a second of school in my whole life.

1355
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,316
Mmm-hmm. And, uh,
where has that gotten you?

1356
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,120
Let's go.

1357
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,680
Wow!

1358
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,080
Wow!

1359
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,753
You live here?

1360
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,391
This is so cool.

1361
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:08,269
- Is this what having money feels like?
- Wow!

1362
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,874
Okay, guys, now focus.

1363
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,474
This is about showing Jasmine

1364
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,336
and the rest of the school
what they're missing out on

1365
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,113
by not being friends
with you guys.

1366
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,999
So we have to look like
we're having the most fun.

1367
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,515
Isn't it easier just
to really have fun?

1368
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,359
Ain't nobody
got time for reality.

1369
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,159
We're talking
about the Internet.

1370
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,036
Okay.

1371
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,271
Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please.

1372
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,354
HomeGirl doesn't know you.

1373
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,714
Voice recognition denied.

1374
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,269
I said, HomeGirl,
a vibe, please.

1375
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,154
All right.
Playing a vibe.

1376
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,277
Okay.

1377
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,798
So, no one's gonna be
jealous of you guys looking like you.

1378
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,157
So we have to change
all of this. Follow me.

1379
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,997
No, no, no.

1380
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,176
That was awesome.

1381
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,475
We look so cool.

1382
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,156
Oh! Look, look.
Look at all these likes.

1383
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,517
Wow! Even Jasminekittycat
heart-eyed our story.

1384
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,718
I mean, I still think
Winchella would've been fun.

1385
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:26,038
One wrong move, and then
you'll lose all your followers.

1386
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,832
Forget Winchella.

1387
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,798
She's right.
We can't mess this up.

1388
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,158
I've changed your life
for the better.

1389
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,000
My work here is done.

1390
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,555
Your Lyft
is downstairs.

1391
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,056
Thank you.

1392
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,480
Bye.

1393
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,080
What are you doing here?

1394
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,715
I don't know, okay?

1395
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800
I walked into the store.
There was pink everywhere.

1396
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,714
And the next thing I know
I'm handing over my credit card and...

1397
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,116
You probably don't
play with toys, huh?

1398
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,880
I should have
thought about this.

1399
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,594
I'm nervous, okay?

1400
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,001
I just want to make a good impression
on you and your mom.

1401
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,316
Where's Jordan?

1402
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,516
Business trip.

1403
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,336
Look, do you want me to send
her a message or something?

1404
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,829
No. I mean, yes.

1405
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,558
There's just so much
I want to say.

1406
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,270
But your mama just makes it
so hard to talk face-to-face.

1407
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,157
Just come in.

1408
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,016
Hey, what is happening?

1409
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,191
- Hey...
- No, no.

1410
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,678
Yo, these are dope.

1411
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,638
Uh, thanks.

1412
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,440
So you ready?

1413
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,398
Uh-huh. Uh, no.

1414
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:35,675
I can't do it.

1415
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,080
I can't run
another pitch meeting,

1416
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,993
and it's fine.
It's good. I'm good.

1417
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,515
April, you have so many
dope ideas. Look at this.

1418
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,235
You know, you could
really bring the team together.

1419
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,320
I can't do it
like Jordan.

1420
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:47,834
Yes, thank God.

1421
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:49,360
She never lets us
get our ideas out,

1422
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,750
and that's including you.

1423
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,990
You're right.

1424
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,834
So what you gonna do?

1425
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,869
I guess I'm gonna
run it like me.

1426
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,616
I'm sorry. I couldn't
hear what you said.

1427
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,880
I said I'm gonna
run it like me.

1428
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,474
I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you.

1429
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,594
- I'm gonna go up there...
- Uh-huh?

1430
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,876
...and run that
pitch meeting like April,

1431
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,456
- who's me, and I'm gonna kill it.
- Uh-huh.

1432
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,630
- You gonna kill it?
- Yes!

1433
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,376
- Up there, I'm gonna kill it.
- You gonna kill it up there?

1434
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,800
- Yes!
- Okay.

1435
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,874
April, when I first heard
that you were leading the pitch meeting,

1436
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,840
I really only came
for the bagels.

1437
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:23,280
But this is the first time I feel like
my pitch has actually been heard.

1438
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,033
Tell me about it.

1439
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,874
I haven't even taken one of
my anti-anxiety pills today.

1440
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,113
Look at us. I mean,
this is nice. Right?

1441
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,760
I mean, this is like a very positive,
like, AA meeting. Right?

1442
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,240
Yeah! Right.

1443
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,437
- Yeah.
- Thank you, guys, so much.

1444
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,512
I'm so glad this is fun.

1445
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:42,797
But I have to be honest.
The ideas just aren't there yet.

1446
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,230
We gotta do better.

1447
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,800
Let's hear them!

1448
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,992
Ready to make that money.

1449
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,395
Is that...

1450
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:50,916
Mr. Connor.

1451
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,309
How long
have you been here?

1452
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,916
I don't know.
I never learned how to tell time.

1453
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,834
Someone else
does time for me.

1454
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,511
Well, but the pitch
isn't until tomorrow.

1455
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,549
Where's Jordan?

1456
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,436
Jordan...

1457
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:11,391
She's at home,
dealing with some stuff

1458
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,757
in her private area.
That's...

1459
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,069
Whew!

1460
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,560
It is on fire.

1461
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,875
Mmm.

1462
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,400
Got a hot box down there?

1463
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,115
I've dealt
with a few of those.

1464
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,793
You said
you dealt with a few?

1465
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,798
So what have you got?

1466
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,758
Come on.
The suspense is killing me.

1467
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,597
So what's your plan
for my mom?

1468
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:36,790
There is no plan.

1469
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,400
I enjoy
spending time with her.

1470
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,473
That can't be it.

1471
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,757
There's gotta be some angle.

1472
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,039
Well, there isn't.

1473
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,352
I see her. You know?

1474
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,200
I mean, she's only tough
so no one can hurt her.

1475
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,880
But on the low,

1476
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,874
your mom is
really, really silly.

1477
01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,039
Like, I can't even tell you
how many times I caught her goofing

1478
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,656
and dancing around here
when she thought no one was watching.

1479
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,399
Mmm-hmm.

1480
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,036
All right.
Then let's get real.

1481
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,120
You're here
for her money, huh?

1482
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,879
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.

1483
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,158
No. I'm not here
for her money.

1484
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:17,471
I do pretty well for myself.

1485
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,877
You're a starving artist.

1486
01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,113
Yes, I am an artist.

1487
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,517
Your mom only assumes
I'm starving.

1488
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,599
I actually just had a great show at
the Studio Museum in Harlem.

1489
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:34,673
I am surprised that I...

1490
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,349
My mom didn't know that
about you.

1491
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:39,956
I mean, how could she?

1492
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,676
Right?

1493
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,592
She never asks me anything,

1494
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,096
and she definitely doesn't tell me
much about herself.

1495
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,316
I mean,
I didn't know about you.

1496
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:54,198
Then, if she's so tough,
then why are you here?

1497
01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,679
I care about your mom.

1498
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,397
To be that guarded,

1499
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,392
it has to be lonely.

1500
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:11,153
I just want her to know that, even though
she may feel like she's on her own,

1501
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,518
no matter what,
I truly have her back.

1502
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,232
That is very nice to hear.

1503
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:24,356
You see, I can do this. I can do this.
Right? I could be a great dad.

1504
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,278
You know what?
This was a really good talk.

1505
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,518
How about you
just give me a hug?

1506
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,954
Okay.

1507
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,111
- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh. You're so cool.

1508
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,680
I knew we were
gonna hit it off.

1509
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,751
Okay, all right.
All right, okay.

1510
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,150
All right. Okay...

1511
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,670
Let go. Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm.

1512
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,197
Uh... Wait. Wait...

1513
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,232
All right. All right.
Wait a minute.

1514
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,789
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. No!

1515
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,874
What are you doing?

1516
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,070
Oh...

1517
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,750
Right. Um...

1518
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,069
No, don't.
You're on time out.

1519
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,993
You need to
stay here and...

1520
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,736
Matter of fact, you go sit in the corner.
You think about what you did.

1521
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,594
I'm gonna leave you
by yourself.

1522
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,792
No, just wait!

1523
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,474
Come back.

1524
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,360
Come on.

1525
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,040
- What's her name?
- Oh, that's April.

1526
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,231
April. April! Hey!

1527
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,280
Put me in your ear,
and I'll tell you what to say.

1528
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,473
Time is money. Bring it.
What have you got?

1529
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,000
- April.
- I gotta go.

1530
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,160
Don't you dare
hang up on me!

1531
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,396
Sorry.

1532
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,600
Can't hang up. It was like,
"Can you hear me now?" And then...

1533
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,560
April!

1534
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:40,157
The idea that we
wanna pitch tomorrow

1535
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,959
is called, um...

1536
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,273
It's called DiscoverEyes.

1537
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:51,951
It's an interactive game where you can see
the world through the eyes of a child.

1538
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,553
Or, you know, we have other ideas, too.
You... She...

1539
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,794
No.

1540
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,030
That's the one
I wanna hear.

1541
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,597
DiscoverEyes.

1542
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:05,960
Dope!

1543
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:08,600
I'll be back in 24 hours
to hear the pitch.

1544
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,136
- DiscoverEyes. All right.
- Yes. DiscoverEyes.

1545
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,516
- DiscoverEyes. Yeah.
- Sounds promising.

1546
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,754
DiscoverEyes.

1547
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:18,994
- Scott.
- Yeah.

1548
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,475
You did it.

1549
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,719
We did it, guys.

1550
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,394
You did what?

1551
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,512
I never approved
DiscoverEyes.

1552
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,037
I never approved you
even pitching that idea.

1553
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,431
And now my future
and my whole company

1554
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,216
is gonna be running off
an assistant's pitch!

1555
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,994
Well, what did you want me to do?
You told me to help.

1556
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,674
You serious?

1557
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:44,715
Disloyal.

1558
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,189
Self-serving.

1559
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,430
Huh.

1560
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:51,549
You did this for you.
Not me. Not the company!

1561
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,799
So I'm self-serving?

1562
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,675
You're the one
who only cares about yourself.

1563
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,918
You're nasty
to everyone here,

1564
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,196
like we're not trying to help
make your company great.

1565
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,430
Yeah, right.

1566
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,554
Sure. You stab me in the back,
then blabbing all your bad ideas

1567
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:09,030
to my top client
to get your first shot!

1568
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,715
How would you know?

1569
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,071
'Cause you've never even
heard my pitch!

1570
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:17,076
You are such a child!
Whether you're 38 or 13,

1571
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:18,760
it's still the same mess
with you.

1572
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,878
You see, now I know why you're
too scared of taking risks.

1573
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,480
'Cause you don't even know
what the hell you're doing!

1574
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,114
You should just stay scared.

1575
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,195
You know what?

1576
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,239
I'm sending all the pitches

1577
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,551
in your inbox, including mine,

1578
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,679
because, clearly, you want to do this
on your own, which is fine.

1579
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,713
Yes. That's exactly
how I want it.

1580
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,314
You know what I want?

1581
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,677
Carbs.
That's what I want.

1582
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960
I quit!

1583
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,190
Go, then!

1584
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,280
I'm doing that right now!

1585
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,272
I'm not following
your instructions anymore!

1586
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,360
So, girl, bye!

1587
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,440
Girl, bye!

1588
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:55,676
What'd you say?

1589
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:56,955
Bye, girl!

1590
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,190
Girl, bye-bye!

1591
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,351
Bye-bye-bye! I'm NSYNC.

1592
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,480
Argh!

1593
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,712
- And take your damn bagels with you!
- Oh!

1594
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,430
Was that an everything bagel?
You are nothing!

1595
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,234
And bring me back
my clothes!

1596
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,696
Too late!
I stretched them out.

1597
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,896
I still want them!

1598
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,832
Too bad!

1599
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,240
There's only one person
I know who acts like that.

1600
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,796
- Don't say it.
- Jordan Sanders.

1601
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,200
Hey.

1602
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,280
What?

1603
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,680
Who are you?

1604
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,035
Excuse me?

1605
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,120
Whose child are you?

1606
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,715
Whose child are you?
Whose child is this,

1607
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,638
walking around here
in a tiny pink pantsuit?

1608
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,157
Shut up!
Get back to work!

1609
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,910
You know what? She need a whoopin'.
What's in my purse?

1610
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,656
Let me go. You know,
I'm gonna go get a belt

1611
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,296
- 'cause I sure ain't got one on me today.
- Yeah, get a belt.

1612
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,674
Whoop somebody else's child.

1613
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,593
You know, is it bad I hope
Jordan never comes back?

1614
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,716
- No.
- No.

1615
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,120
God.

1616
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,520
What is happening to me?

1617
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,759
God, just please
send me a sign.

1618
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,957
Oh. Hey, little lady.
Stop.

1619
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,429
Oh, um...

1620
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:41,750
Hey, Vince.

1621
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:45,959
I appreciate you being so conscientious,
but it's fine.

1622
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,000
I'm not going to fire you.

1623
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,953
Yeah, but Miss Sanders will.

1624
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,394
I have to
make something right,

1625
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,035
and I can't do it
without my precious baby.

1626
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,231
No way. Come on.
Give me the keys back.

1627
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,637
Fine. I'm sorry.

1628
01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,790
Thank you.

1629
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:17,279
Hey, girl. How old are you?

1630
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,833
I don't even know, man.

1631
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,551
I don't know, either.

1632
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,240
Hey.

1633
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:32,920
I have that address
you were looking for.

1634
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:34,760
The what?

1635
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,296
The donut girl. But it's gonna be
tough to find her after today.

1636
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,920
Their route's, like,
impossible to track.

1637
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,470
Thank you.

1638
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:07,360
Hello?

1639
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,399
I'm still mad at you,
but I found Stevie and the truck.

1640
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,512
I don't know
how long she'll be there.

1641
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,236
I have to get to Winchella
to help those kids.

1642
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:18,233
Look, I screwed up.

1643
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,915
I told them not to do
their stupid dance.

1644
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,629
But I was wrong.

1645
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,016
Well, I'm just letting you know
that this may be your last chance

1646
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,160
to reverse whatever this is,

1647
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,078
or you'll be living
that preteen life forever.

1648
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:30,552
So do what you gotta do.

1649
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,516
You're right.

1650
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:50,080
Who's got
that Winchella spirit?

1651
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:56,920
Guys.

1652
01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,759
You guys
have to perform tonight.

1653
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,674
But you said
that was social suicide.

1654
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:04,430
Look, I'm not gonna lie.

1655
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,736
You guys could go to the hospital
if you guys go on that stage.

1656
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,513
But that shouldn't stop you.

1657
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,793
What? No.

1658
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,397
That should definitely stop us.

1659
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,677
You guys may be too young
to understand this,

1660
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,549
but I bailed
on being my true self

1661
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,916
because people told me
I didn't count or fit in.

1662
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:24,353
You're only, like, six months older
than us, Jordan.

1663
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,240
Everyone thinks you have to grow up
to figure out who you are,

1664
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:28,595
but they're wrong.

1665
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,433
When we're kids,
we know who we are.

1666
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,911
It's just the world
that beats it out of us.

1667
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,915
So, with that being said,

1668
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,840
you guys should perform the dance
that you guys worked so hard on.

1669
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,152
Come on, guys.
What do you say?

1670
01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,358
No. We're good.

1671
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,190
We're just chilling.

1672
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,114
Yeah. We'll sit this one out.

1673
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,718
It's Jasmine's world.

1674
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,110
Who's got
that Winchella spirit?

1675
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,276
I'll teach you guys
there's nothing to be afraid of.

1676
01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,760
What are you doing?

1677
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,029
Get off the stage!

1678
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,416
What's she doing up there?

1679
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,200
Move it, Sanders!

1680
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,470
Get off the stage.

1681
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:16,120
Lame!

1682
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,556
No, guys.
Let's give her a chance.

1683
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,472
See what she got.

1684
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,710
Give her some music.

1685
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:22,916
Yeah, let's see it.

1686
01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:27,840
Show us something!

1687
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,752
Oh, my God.

1688
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,354
That's not cool!

1689
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,239
Get off the stage!

1690
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,114
Boring!

1691
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:07,633
Yeah, get the running man!

1692
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:09,320
Okay.

1693
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,116
Get it, Sanders!

1694
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,752
You got this, Sanders!

1695
01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,358
Oh!

1696
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,240
Oh, no! Jordan!

1697
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:48,240
Jordan, are you okay?

1698
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,830
Jordan!

1699
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:54,960
Are you okay?

1700
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,196
I'm sorry, guys.

1701
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:57,875
It's okay.
You were great.

1702
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,556
That was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for us.

1703
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,519
And the most dangerous.

1704
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:15,149
What's he doing?

1705
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:18,600
What are you doing?

1706
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,877
And I am telling you

1707
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,154
I'm not going

1708
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:32,757
I'm the best man
you'll never know

1709
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:37,155
There's no way I can ever go

1710
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,200
No, no, no, no way

1711
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,273
No, no, no, no

1712
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,835
And you, and you, and you

1713
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:49,679
You're gonna love me

1714
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,640
You're gonna love me

1715
01:27:58,280 --> 01:27:59,350
Hit it.

1716
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:24,240
Okay.

1717
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,309
Go, go, go!

1718
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,074
Whoo!

1719
01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:23,680
I thought
you weren't coming.

1720
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,216
Well, I mean, I wasn't.

1721
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:26,640
But a good friend of mine,

1722
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,431
who I should really
stop being mean to,

1723
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,200
helped me realize something.

1724
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:35,317
Even if it means I have to be
a child for the rest of my life.

1725
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,156
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1726
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,190
I do.

1727
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,875
- All right, sweetie, time to go.
- Hey! Dad!

1728
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:45,553
- Hey, Mom!
- Look, we did it!

1729
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:46,696
- Hey, you made it!
- Did you see me?

1730
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,680
- They loved it!
- What are you doing here?

1731
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:50,474
Being a friend.

1732
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,475
You're the evil lady
from the office?

1733
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,272
Well...
Yes.

1734
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:04,510
But I've had real emotional
growth in a few areas.

1735
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,194
Just turn me back.

1736
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,719
- Mmm-hmm?
- Me?

1737
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,600
- Yep, that thing right there.
- Just point that.

1738
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:12,996
Yep.

1739
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,636
Wait.

1740
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,477
If I do, are you gonna
be all mean?

1741
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,831
Didn't you just hear me say
I had emotional growth?

1742
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:24,520
Jesus!

1743
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,036
I apologize for yelling.
That was mean.

1744
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,273
I'll be nice.
Hurry up and do it.

1745
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,236
Okay.

1746
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:35,556
I wish
you were all grown up.

1747
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,190
Oh...

1748
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:45,880
Give it to me.

1749
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,710
Okay.

1750
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:50,872
Turn me back.

1751
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,474
Big Jordan.

1752
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,070
Grown-ass Jordan.

1753
01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:58,880
Come on.

1754
01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,758
Come on. I really need this.

1755
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:03,752
Uh-uh, girl.
That's not how you do it.

1756
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,776
Well, how do you know?
You didn't even know you did it.

1757
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,395
Give me my wand!

1758
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,274
- I wish you were a marshmallow.
- What?

1759
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,395
I wish
you were chocolate cake.

1760
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:19,470
Man!

1761
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,476
She tried to turn those white people
into marshmallows.

1762
01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:25,751
I wish you were
a sweet potato pie.

1763
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,593
That was
Black Girl Tragic.

1764
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:41,600
So, um...

1765
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:44,396
I've decided to come clean
with everyone about

1766
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,320
whatever happened to me
because this isn't changing.

1767
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:50,239
Are you sure?

1768
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,710
I hid this little girl in me
for so long,

1769
01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:56,118
trying to be
someone I'm not.

1770
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,954
But no more.

1771
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,193
This is me.

1772
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:06,671
Hey, so, I...

1773
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:08,319
I looked at your app.

1774
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,514
It's good.

1775
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,753
- Really?
- No.

1776
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,872
The truth is,
it's really great.

1777
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,953
I just got jealous.

1778
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:26,200
I thought you were trying to
steal my thunder or something.

1779
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,794
But it was petty of me.
It was small.

1780
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:32,160
Very small.

1781
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:34,715
I'm...

1782
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:36,629
S...

1783
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:38,520
Sorry!

1784
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:43,550
What?

1785
01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:47,274
I've just never heard you
say those words before.

1786
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,194
Thank you.

1787
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:55,351
You're really talented, April.

1788
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:58,235
I mean it.

1789
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:03,040
You were right.

1790
01:33:04,480 --> 01:33:07,757
I was trying to take my shot
with Connor.

1791
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:13,152
But I wasn't trying to stab you
in the back or anything. I just...

1792
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,719
I wanted to get mine.

1793
01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:18,434
Well, good for you.

1794
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:20,394
That means you're ready.

1795
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:23,600
So I got this?

1796
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:25,016
Are you asking,
or are you telling?

1797
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,872
No, I got this. I got it.

1798
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,116
And you know
I have your back, right?

1799
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,791
'Cause I know how much
winning means to you.

1800
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,317
But I've been winning
the wrong way.

1801
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,315
I realized that I wasn't letting
people be themselves

1802
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,073
because I never
accepted myself.

1803
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,680
Now I know that I can win
and still be me.

1804
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,673
So go and pitch your idea
tomorrow.

1805
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,435
Without you?

1806
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:59,074
When you win,
my whole company wins.

1807
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,475
And also,

1808
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,512
you're a really good friend.

1809
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,959
Honestly, my first.

1810
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,678
So that's why
you're so bad at it.

1811
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,995
Come here
with your cute little self.

1812
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,636
- Okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1813
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:23,035
You're adorable.

1814
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:35,999
Morning inspiration.

1815
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:38,277
Even if you press
the snooze button,

1816
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:42,474
it's never too late to become
the person you've always wanted to be.

1817
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:44,314
Wake up, Jordan.

1818
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,070
Uh...

1819
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:20,876
I'm back!

1820
01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:22,310
I'm back!

1821
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:26,076
I'm back! I'm back!

1822
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:30,474
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!

1823
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,431
I love you! Oh, God!

1824
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,359
I am never leaving you again!

1825
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,720
Oh, God!

1826
01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:45,674
Here I come! I'm back!

1827
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,070
Connor, thank you again.

1828
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:56,958
We are so excited
to pitch this idea for you.

1829
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,117
- We've been working hard. It's good...
- Uh...

1830
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,792
Jordan Sanders sighting,
folks!

1831
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,031
Connor!

1832
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:06,199
You know I wouldn't
let you down.

1833
01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:08,880
Jordan, you're big... Back!
You're back.

1834
01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:10,952
- Oh, she's... She back.
- Yep.

1835
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:12,720
I'm back.

1836
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,114
Thank you, Connor,
so much for just coming

1837
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,096
and allowing us to share
this pitch with you today.

1838
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:19,634
I mean, I personally...

1839
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:22,591
I love it...

1840
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:26,000
And, um, I love the person
responsible for it.

1841
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:30,872
So please let me re-introduce
you to my colleague.

1842
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:34,479
Miss April Williams will be
pitching for you today.

1843
01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:37,753
She is the brains
behind DiscoverEyes.

1844
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:42,155
Okay, I know
I said fresh voices,

1845
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,240
but this whole thing
is your assistant's idea?

1846
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:46,670
Yes.

1847
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:49,111
Yeah, it is.

1848
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:50,469
It is.

1849
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:54,436
And you get ready
to have your khakis knocked off.

1850
01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:57,560
I'm not wearing khakis.

1851
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:00,756
Are you sure? I thought...
In my mind, you were.

1852
01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:02,800
You got this.

1853
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:10,156
Remember the innocence
and the optimism of being a kid?

1854
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:14,629
You were brave enough to be
yourself and to do things your way.

1855
01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:16,838
You saw the possibilities,

1856
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,596
the wonder
of the world around you.

1857
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,480
Before you grew up,
before the walls went up,

1858
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:27,520
before somebody told you
the rules or where you fit in,

1859
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:31,271
you were brave enough
to see the magic in you.

1860
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:35,517
That is DiscoverEyes.

1861
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:42,955
An app that transforms the ordinary
into something extraordinary.

1862
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:46,056
Because we're all extraordinary.
We just have to discover it.

1863
01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:47,400
Pass.

1864
01:37:55,480 --> 01:37:57,199
We had a good run,
Jordan.

1865
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:01,560
- You're gonna regret it!
- We should probably go, guys.

1866
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:07,920
Good try,
April.

1867
01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:15,119
So I didn't "got that."

1868
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:17,434
I blew it. I'm sorry.

1869
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,435
No. No, no, no.
April, we can sell this.

1870
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:22,280
Come on, you can't give up.

1871
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:24,036
I'm not.

1872
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,716
I'm gonna schedule
16 more pitches.

1873
01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:31,200
There it is. That's my girl.

1874
01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:33,750
Oh.

1875
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:35,320
My purse.

1876
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,313
Yes. Your purse
is right there.

1877
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:39,396
Are you gonna...

1878
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:41,916
- Hmm?
- You're not... You gotta.

1879
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:43,310
No, you big.

1880
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,831
You big.
You're back!

1881
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,950
I'm back.

1882
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:57,154
Mornin'.

1883
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:59,154
One second.

1884
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:04,714
I said,
"Good morning," woman.

1885
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,360
When I say, "Good morning,"
you say, "Good morning," back.

1886
01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:09,397
Good morning.

1887
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,270
We're screwed.

1888
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:16,829
It's over. I tried.
We all tried.

1889
01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:18,918
DiscoverEyes is not happening.

1890
01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:21,120
Everybody, outside!

1891
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:22,276
Oh, God!

1892
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:23,635
Now!

1893
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,791
Oh. Better bring my Xanax.

1894
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,000
Closer.

1895
01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:32,832
Closer! Don't be scared.
Come in close.

1896
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:34,400
Okay.

1897
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:37,240
JSI...

1898
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:43,119
Well, we've reached
the end of a long,

1899
01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:44,870
humiliating,

1900
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,871
self-esteem-crushing

1901
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,195
road of no's.

1902
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:52,115
No! No, no, no!

1903
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:55,989
No, no! No, no! No, no!

1904
01:39:56,520 --> 01:40:00,992
No, no, no!
No, no!

1905
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,794
But as a wise person
once said,

1906
01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:09,031
"All it takes is one yes."

1907
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:12,713
So please take your little
exhausted hands

1908
01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:14,840
and put them together,

1909
01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:17,515
so we can congratulate April,

1910
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:21,150
who has officially sold
DiscoverEyes!

1911
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,118
What? Oh, my God!

1912
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:24,555
She did it!

1913
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:26,552
And that's not all.

1914
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:33,394
It is officially the biggest deal
in JSI history! We are rich!

1915
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:36,595
We rich!

1916
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,638
- Oh, my gosh!
- Yeah!

1917
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:42,278
A new day is dawning at JSI.

1918
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:46,597
And it's notjust about me.
It is about us!

1919
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:49,836
With that in mind, please,

1920
01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:53,870
let me introduce to you

1921
01:40:55,160 --> 01:40:58,278
JSI and Associates!

1922
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:05,716
- Step right up, associate April Williams.
- Oh, that is...

1923
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:06,916
Thank you!

1924
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:10,559
I need a magnifying glass
to see it, but okay.

1925
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,480
No, if you just,
like, look right...

1926
01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:15,856
Like, if you get this close...
Like, if you put your forehead on it,

1927
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:17,920
you can see all of it, "And associates."

1928
01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:19,000
- Yes.
- That's nice.

1929
01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:20,753
- That's us now, guys.
- Whoo.

1930
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:22,035
We're a team.

1931
01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:24,136
And I am so proud of you, April!

1932
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:25,160
Thank you.

1933
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:27,336
You know I'm right here,
so you don't have to use that.

1934
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:29,829
Okay, if there's
one thing I know,

1935
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:34,597
it's how JSI and Associates
likes to celebrate.

1936
01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:37,313
Carbs!

1937
01:41:43,480 --> 01:41:44,755
You get a donut!

1938
01:41:44,840 --> 01:41:47,275
You get a donut!

1939
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,592
There's donuts!

1940
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,920
You're incredible.

1941
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,150
Congrats.

1942
01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:56,640
You can't do that.
I'm a boss now.

1943
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,756
What?

1944
01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:00,038
Just kidding. You can get it.

1945
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,595
Oh, my gosh!

1946
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:03,756
Oh, no.

1947
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:06,878
Guys!
What are you doing here?

1948
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:09,350
I'm so happy to see you.

1949
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:12,016
I brought these awesome kids that you've
never, ever met before from Windsor

1950
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,520
to test out HomeGirl.

1951
01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:15,799
- Well, that's awesome.
- Yeah.

1952
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,439
Thanks for coming,
guys.

1953
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:19,755
JSI,

1954
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,478
are y'all ready to party?

1955
01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:24,119
Yeah!

1956
01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,755
HomeGirl, I need a vibe.

1957
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,309
HomeGirl playing JSI vibe.

1958
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:36,360
Yes!

1959
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:44,280
Uh-huh!

1960
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,475
So that's me now.

1961
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:51,599
Jordan Sanders
and my best friend, April.

1962
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,911
Yeah, I've got a best friend.

1963
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,314
And that's the story
of how the little girl in me

1964
01:42:57,440 --> 01:43:01,832
came back to show that you can't
let anyone else define you.

1965
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:05,354
Of course, there's always
gonna be people out there

1966
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:07,636
who just don't want you
to live your best life.

1967
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,159
The trick is
not becoming one of them.