[M4A] Click Me Baby One More Time

[M4A] Click Me Baby One More Time [short] [rape] [handjob] [growth] [public] [denied orgasm] [fantasy] [gamer] [humor]

Male version of the annoyed NPC

Notes: Your opening NPC lines (first 7 spoken lines) should be spoken like canned NPC lines because they're what you're programmed to say. If you've played WoW, just think of how NPCs there deliver their lines after every click. As for your character, he is a terse military commander with a strong sense of honor. The monologue at the end should be said as if addressing a crowd and it is in your programming; you lose your consciousness and return to being an NPC once triggered. Again, if you've played WoW, this monologue is a pastiche of Rhonin's "Citizens of Dalaran" dialogue.

Edit and revise this script as you like.

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Alone, we are fierce; together, unstoppable.

Hail, champion.

The Legion will listen…for now.

[getting annoyed]

Out with it.

Was there something else?

[intimidating] Just walk away. Now.

[raging] Impale is instant-cast, you know--No cooldown!

[break character] Okay seriously, dude, WHY are you still clicking on me? Don’t you have, like, four quests from me or something? Believe me, I'd rather do them myself if I could. Now get out of here. Those 20 Bear Asses aren't gonna collect themselves you know.

Yeah, I’m an NPC, genius. I can only path so far. Otherwise…

[the cursor moves to rub your groin]

Oh, REAL mature, rubbing the cursor on my crotch. Nice try, asshat, but the game is M for Mature for graphic *violence* not nudity. There’s nothing down there for you to…[moan] touch…

[moan]

What did you do!? Why does your hand feel so…GOOD down there?

You little pervert—You modded this, didn’t you?! Hey, put my armor back on! And uninstall this…BULLSHIT between my legs—oh my fucking GODS…

[some moans as you get stroked] [you are resentful and resistant at first but secretly begin to enjoy it]

[a configuration menu later pops up]

What’s that? …[realizing] Don’t you dare fucking touch that slider, you can’t—OHH…

[your genitals grow ridiculously huge]

You’re fucking sick, you know that? Making cocks this big and my nuts so full I—Oh, Fuck it. Fuck it, just stroke me. Mmm. Milk the fucking cum out of me…

[more lusty moans as you give in]

[Improv as you enjoy]

[Breathless] Oh fuck I’m gonna cum, fuck I'm gonna… What? You wanna turn a quest in NOW? No, just finish me off and… No, stop! That starts the cinematic and I'm still—

[Ceremoniously] [fade out mid way. clip lines as necessary] "Brothers in arms! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today, history is made, for our brother/sister has returned bearing with him/her the rightful glory of the Legion: The Pillar of Creation! Bask in its unflagging splendor and feel your courage swell as the pride of our forefathers fills these halls once again! In our march through these dire twilight hours, it is often tempting to succumb to the despair that looms heavy upon us. Days, battles, LIVES pass, and yet our horizon seems ever dimmer, the demon horde ever stronger as we…"