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- >Walk in
- >That weirdly vile-yet-appealing college weight room smell hits me
- >Head over to the bycicle machine while Chris goes over to the free weights
- >Casually walk past the bench with its empty bar
- >Pick up bar with one hand
- >45lb is heavyish, but not hard
- >quick glance to make sure the other guys are distracted
- >Increase my bicep to be slightly biggeOH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT HURTS
- >Searing pain in my arm
- >Drop bar
- >Loud crash
- >Everyone is looking
- >Change back to Me to fix my arm
- >Pain is instantly gone
- >Chris walks over
- >"Dude, you're supposed to lay ON the bench."
- >"I know, I was just...fixing the bar. It was crooked and I picked it up wrong and got a cramp"
- >Chris raises an eyebrow
- >Best friend since forever sees right through my shitty lie
- >Best friend also doesn't call me on it in a room with 8 other people who already don't have high opinions of me
- >He shrugs
- >"I keep telling you to eat something better than Eggos for breakfast."
- >"Yea, maybe I should"
- >He goes back
- >What the fuck
- >I didn't have any pain when I changed earlier
- >I changed way more than just my bicep and-
- >It hits me
- >Stupid
- >I was specifically focusing on a single muscle
- >That pain was my skin, bone, and tendons not being used to a suddenly bigger bicep because I didn't change them
- >Gotta be more careful
- >Think specific but broad changes
- >Focus on a more muscular arm
- >Instant gains
- >Pick up bar
- >Stupidly easy
- >Fuckyea
- >Put it back
- >Feel lopsided
- >Become Me again
- >I'm really getting the hang of this
- >Go over to Bike machine
- >Start my routine
- >Biking like a pro
- >Start to feel the burn
- >Remember the bicep pain
- >Huh
- >I wonder
- >Change to Me while biking
- >Burn is gone
- >Lungs have zero stress
- >Full of energy
- >AAAAWWW YYYEEEEEAAAA
- >Slowly pick up the pace until I'm in the highest resistance setting
- >Really feeling that glorious burn
- >Change to Me
- >Lance Armstrong goes Super Saijan.gif
- >"Hey Anon."
- >Chris is next to me with his bag
- >"Class is over man, let's go."
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