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Mystiqieanon Rides a Bike (Episode 3)

Jan 23rd, 2015
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  1. >Walk in
  2. >That weirdly vile-yet-appealing college weight room smell hits me
  3. >Head over to the bycicle machine while Chris goes over to the free weights
  4. >Casually walk past the bench with its empty bar
  5. >Pick up bar with one hand
  6. >45lb is heavyish, but not hard
  7. >quick glance to make sure the other guys are distracted
  8. >Increase my bicep to be slightly biggeOH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT HURTS
  9. >Searing pain in my arm
  10. >Drop bar
  11. >Loud crash
  12. >Everyone is looking
  13. >Change back to Me to fix my arm
  14. >Pain is instantly gone
  15. >Chris walks over
  16. >"Dude, you're supposed to lay ON the bench."
  17. >"I know, I was just...fixing the bar. It was crooked and I picked it up wrong and got a cramp"
  18. >Chris raises an eyebrow
  19. >Best friend since forever sees right through my shitty lie
  20. >Best friend also doesn't call me on it in a room with 8 other people who already don't have high opinions of me
  21. >He shrugs
  22. >"I keep telling you to eat something better than Eggos for breakfast."
  23. >"Yea, maybe I should"
  24. >He goes back
  25. >What the fuck
  26. >I didn't have any pain when I changed earlier
  27. >I changed way more than just my bicep and-
  28. >It hits me
  29. >Stupid
  30. >I was specifically focusing on a single muscle
  31. >That pain was my skin, bone, and tendons not being used to a suddenly bigger bicep because I didn't change them
  32. >Gotta be more careful
  33. >Think specific but broad changes
  34. >Focus on a more muscular arm
  35. >Instant gains
  36. >Pick up bar
  37. >Stupidly easy
  38. >Fuckyea
  39. >Put it back
  40. >Feel lopsided
  41. >Become Me again
  42. >I'm really getting the hang of this
  43. >Go over to Bike machine
  44. >Start my routine
  45. >Biking like a pro
  46. >Start to feel the burn
  47. >Remember the bicep pain
  48. >Huh
  49. >I wonder
  50. >Change to Me while biking
  51. >Burn is gone
  52. >Lungs have zero stress
  53. >Full of energy
  54. >AAAAWWW YYYEEEEEAAAA
  55. >Slowly pick up the pace until I'm in the highest resistance setting
  56. >Really feeling that glorious burn
  57. >Change to Me
  58. >Lance Armstrong goes Super Saijan.gif
  59. >"Hey Anon."
  60. >Chris is next to me with his bag
  61. >"Class is over man, let's go."
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