the Postal dude & angel dust (Postal X hazbin hotel)

this is a another bad short story that I made on 4chan, but this about the Postal dude (from postal game series) meet hazbin hotel. why?... idk but here the story
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the postal dude (who died, got sent to hell and got turned into a honey badger demon) got back from the grocery store with Angel Dust (spider demon who do adult-film and other stuff)

when the dude & Angel enter the happy hotel with the groceries, there was Vaggie who is pissed (as always)

>vaggie: "What... did you two... do?"
>angel dust: "What the fuck do you mean?, we got the groceries"
>postal dude: "I think she's pissed because you left your dildo on the floor or something"
>vaggie: "NO! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AT THE GROCERY STORE!?"
>angel dust: "...We got milk?... is that it?"
>vaggie: looked over to the radio and turned it on
>a random news reporter: "on today news, we at Greed Buy or what's left of it. Because two demons started a fight with Sir Pentious.
someone handed the news reporter paper of something
>a random news reporter: "UPDATE! We got news on the two demons who started the fight with Sir Pentious, it was... Angel Dust and... the 'postal dude'?... who the fuck name would name themselves that?"
>vaggie turn off the radio and look at them
>angel dust: "OH THAT!...right.... that was fun, but HEY! we got the milk
angel pick up the milk and show to vaggie
>vaggie: "...Angel... that is onion milk..."
>angel dust: "..."
>vaggie: "..."
>postal dude: "...fuck..."

THE END!
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...what the fuck am I doing with my life?...