Notes from History Class

MEANWHILE, AT AN UNSPECIFIED POINT SOMEWHERE IN THE TIMELINE:

"Dear gods," I think to myself, "haven't I been in this class for three hours now?"  The clock at the front assures me that only forty-five minutes have passed, but I've been fairly certain that classroom clocks run at half-speed since I was six.  I already have all the information I need for the test.  If it weren't for the fact that Lythalia's manticore friend is probably smoking out in the hall right now I'd ditch this so hard.

I look down at the single piece of paper that tells me everything I'll need to know for tomorrow's quiz.

First Great Mamono War ---

The period during which man first clashed against monstrous women.
No exact dates have been found, some suggest thousands of years.
It's clear that there was a period before this when monsters were, well, monsters, and not pretty women.  No exact dates or historical information has been found to identify this period, though.
Saw the end of the first Chief God, Ilias.

Between First and Second (500 years) ---

Radical Restructuring of the Paladin Orders.
Heroes granted significantly different abilities (no record exists of what powers prior heroes possessed).

Second Great Mamono War (17 years) ---

Church leads great purge, specifically targets only the worst and cruelest of mamono.
Matangos, Ropers, Parasite Slimes, all annihilated.
This also sees the end of a strange off-branch of mamono known only as the Set-ou-chi.

Between Second and Third (1,100 years) ---

Saw the birth of Kurisu, who would later become a religious figure among many mamono.  Is known to have been the father of hundreds by a dozen different wives.
Lilith ascends to the Demon Lord throne.
Long period of reclamation and gathering of forces on both sides.
Chief God became progressively more unstable as the centuries rolled on.
The Inquisitors had nearly infinite strength during this period.
Founding of the Sabbath, which were originally an accepted pro-monster organization.
Fallen God appears on the scene, does nothing at all, but angers Chief God further.
Deruella perpetrates the infamous "White Wedding," which triggers the last war.

Third Great Mamono War (one year) ---

Bloodiest war yet, men wore collars that detonated when they climaxed.
Mamono armies were paralyzed by this move, and in their indecision were cut down by cruel War-Paladins.
The Chief God and Lilith clashed directly, both died in the battle.

Aftermath (the last 13 years) ---

All demonic energy in the atmosphere has dissipated.
Mamono now require approximately twice as much in order to become pregnant, which has lowered birthrates to the point where coexistence is now viable.
Mamono now lack the instinct to "attack" men as they did before.
Couples now retain mental faculties and reasonable sex drives, regardless of how long they've been together.
Sabbath was driven underground and has become a terrorist organization.  (This being immediately after the entirety of the male population woke up and realized that the baphomets wanted to make all of their daughters have sex with fat, balding, middle-aged men at the age of nine.)
Only remaining god is the Fallen God, who remains entirely inactive save for the occasional dozen Dark Priestesses and Fallen Angels appearing in random cities.
For some reason, mamono still lack the capacity to give birth to male children.  Mages currently believe this to be the result of a curse laid down by the Chief God before his death.

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Yeah, I'm gonna ace this thing.