Being Ponka's childhood friend

>you will never be best bros with reverse trap Ponker who is always there to join your silly boyish shenanigans and whose energy could rival the Sun itself


>Be Anonymous
>Be bored in school
>It's been a while since you have this peaceful time to yourself, lazily laying down on the warm grass while looking at the sky. With homework and all of those project popping up, you really need this peace before HE shows up.
>"Hey, Nonny! Looking for me?"
>Speak of the devil... The sun-powered ball of energy is here to take you away from this peaceful times.
>That's rude, Nonny. I'll have you know I am an angel, ask my sisters!"
"Ponka, please. I need this nap."
>"Okie dokie!"
>Then he lay beside you before scooching towards you then using your belly as a pillow. This happens as long as you remembered so it's fine.
>This childhood friend of yours is Pinkie Pie. Strange name for a guy but it fits his personality: Inconstant, spontaneous, and energetic. She can easily powered the whole town using hamster wheel generator. Most of his notable character is the ability to make everyone his friends... and cross-dressing. Through elementary school, he dressed like a guy then changes to girl uniform in middle school. Everyone was baffled by his behaviors and let him do as he please once they knew he is still the same spontaneous guy.
>You are still baffled on how he looks good wearing girls outfit but he must never know that.
>Thankfully, he switched back to guy clothing at the start of highschool. The only thing taht stays the same is his love for adventures and shenanigans. Pranks too.
>"Muuh! Noony, am bored!"
" You just been here for-
> You check your watch
" about 30 minute, Ponk."
>"I knoow! As much as I love your bubbly belly pillow, staying here is booooooooring! Let's scare some pigeons!"
"Nah."
>" How bout making cakes and stuff! girls love that, yeah?"
"Pass."
>" What about..."
>He grins conspiratorially, dragging his face to your ear and whispers the dreaded word.
>"Asking Rarity to eat together..."
>Chup!
>He end the whispers with a kiss on your cheek.
"Whoa! Hey! I shouldn't have told you about my crush!"
>"Tooo baad~ I think I should ask her to a lunch date"
"Don't you fucking dare, Pinkie!"
>The traitorous pink quickly stand up and run
>"Kyahahahahah! Smell you later, Nonny."
"Get back here!"
>With renewed purpose, you began chasing your childhood friend. While he is fast, you already know where he is going and deduce his running route. His weakness while running is that he keep looking forward when running.
>"Can't catch me-OOF!"
>Suddenly you appeared beside him and quickly pounced him to the ground, pining him down.
"Say that again, Panko."
>You let out your shit eating grin while gasping for air, calming your thumping heartbeat. The guy being pinned barely break a sweat.
>"Aww, shucks! You got me, Nonny! Guess I am 'it' now"
"Hm?"
>"I thought we are playing tag, silly."
"No we aren't!"
>"But you got me, Anon! Now my turn!"
>He pushed you off him, grinning madly like an autist after a jar of sugar, and this is a good reason to run away from him.
>... Wait a minute. Did he? Yeah... he roped you into his shenanigans again like always. From elementary to highschool, he never changed especially with the excessive kinship.
>You felt like being played like a fiddle. A goddamned fiddle!

>You're Anon again
>But now you're in class after Pinkie's Shenanigans.
>Today there is a new student. Rumor was she used to enrolled in a rich rival school.
>"Class, this is Twilight Sparkle"
>A shy, nervous purple haired girl with large glasses enters the room.
>"H-hello...."
> The class was silent, causing the purple girl to shake in fear.
" Hey Twilight. Bit chilly, innit?"
>You shout, causing the class break the silence with a laugh.
>"Mr. Anonymous. Please contain yourself!"
> But the teacher is smiling too. Hypocrite!
>" Now then Twilight, sit beside Anonymous. Don't worry, he is a good kid."
> Then the class went 'ooooooooo' as your face became red. Damn it!
>Thankfully Purple approaches her seat and the class starts, sparing you from further embarrassment.
> The new girl is silent, focusing at the lesson and not even a thank you fro saving her ass.
>Well, you're welcome, New girl!
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>Finally, break time....oh wait, it would be another adventure with Pinkerooo.
>Sigh
>Suddenly you felt someone grabbing the hem of your shirt. Oh fuck! It's the new girl. She is blushing, eyes wildly avoiding you.
>This shit is something from your chinese comic book
>"A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Anon?"
"Yes....uh, Twilight was it?"
>She quickly nods like a jackhammer. Jesus woman! Calm down!
>"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-could you sho-sho-"
>She took a deep breath
>"Show me the sch-sch-school?"
>.... This girl must have speech impediment or something .
"Sure"
>Better than another Pinkie's Adventure.
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> It took her half of the trip to stop hiding beside you and starts walking beside you.
"And that is the lab where we usually have science class."
>The girl's eyes quickly sparkles...get it?
" Interested in experimenting people?"
>You joke but the girl didn't listen.
>"Yeah! The universe is a mystery and everything must be learned!"
>Whoa...where is this passion coming from? She isn't even stuttering anymore! Improvement, I say.
"Ok... I think we can open some science clu-"
>"NONNNYYY~"
>Oh crap, not now...
>The purple girl quickly hides behind you as Pinkie stopped his sprint in front of you.
>"Ooooooh~ Who's that, Nonny? A new girl? Are you cheating on me, Nonny? You're a bad boy!"
>This childhood friend of you giggles like a maniac.
"Pinkie, stop creating chaos and misunderstanding! Anyways, this is Twilight Sparkle. She's new here."
>"Awww. Come here and show yourself to Pinkie! We will be best friends in no time!"
>The purple girl keep hiding behind you, using you as a shield. They keep rotating around you like cat and mouse.
>"C'mon girl! Stop hiding!"
>He sound frustrated but you can see that usual playful smirk on his face. Fucker is having fun!
"Alright, alright! Pinkie. Stop scaring the girl"
>You scold him and thankfully he listened but with a pouty face.
>"Fine..."
"Now then. This is Pinkie Pie. Don't ask how he got this name. Her parents minds are a bit... rocky."
>"Pfft! Anon, you silly billy! Just because my parents were traditional and have rock mines, that doesn't mean they are mad!"
" Your pop is still scary to me!"
>"Aww...Nonny, he loves having you!"
> You shivers from the memory of Pinkie's dad staring at you with those dead, tired eyes.
>Suddenly the purple girls perks up.
>"Are you a boy or a girl?"
>"Erh..."
>Whoa...he was taken back!
> The pink boy let out a worried look at you for a second before regaining his usual 'charm'
>"Am a boy, of course! Want to check em?"
>"N-no!"
>"Okie dokie."
>Poor flustered purple girl. Hopefully they can be good friends.

>You are Anonymous
> A friendly guy and the childhood friend of an insane extrovert named pinkie pie.
> Right now you are in front of her workplace/home called Sugarcube Corner with Twilight, the cause of all this mess.
> Pinkie's (extreme) attempts to befriend her cause the twitchy purple to run away from her or freeze up with scary stare. This attempts went three day in a row before you heard that he became sick from the shock. Strangely, Purple was fine with other people.
>"Seriously Anon, why did you bring me here? That g...uy is scaring me from the moment I met him. Seriously, he can even power the city with his energy alone!"
" Because, Twilight Sparkle, you are the cause of this and might be the cure to his sickness. I had never seen him this sick before. You know what they say in China 'idiots don't get sick' or something."
>"You mean Japan?"
"Hm?"
>"N-nothing..."
> You shrug at the weird girl and drag her inside.
>"Oh anon, is that you?"
"Hey Mrs. Cake, is Pinky still in his room?"
>"Oh yes! 'he' is still in 'his' room."
> The woman giggles sweetly.
>"Oh hey sport! Checking on Pinkie, are ya? Boy, that gi...err guy is lucky to have a friend like you!"
> Mr. Cake enters the scene with his usual tired smile.
" It is one of the burdens, Mr. Cake."
> Mr. And Mrs. Cake were the opposite of Mr. and Mrs. Pie in term of personality.
>" Now, now dear. Get yourself to Pinkie's room while we bake something for you."
" You don't have to-"
>" We insist,Anon. You are like our second son here."
>" I am sure Pound and Pumpkin missed their uncle."
> The couple giggles at your blush and you quickly dragged the smirking Twilight upstairs. The downside of the Cakes is that they love to coddles you a lot.
>" They are such a nice folks, Anon. You must be happy."
>Said the annoying girl with that annoying smug. You already have Pinkie to worry about and you don't need a smartass to deal with.
> You take a deep breath.
"L-let's just get inside."
> Twilight quickly stopped you.
>" No knocking? I get that you guys are really close but this close?"
"Alright, fine."
> You knock the door once and quickly opened the door. It's not like he's hiding a secret or anything. Both of you are already past secrets.
"Pinkerton, we are coming in!"
>"Anon? NOOO, WAIT! DON'T LOOK!"
> But you already look and the truth horrifies you. Pinkie is on his bed, snacking on doughnuts and cupcakes. A lot of sweet snacks with some of the sugary glaze on his lips. The guy froze like a fat kid got caught stealing a cookie.
>" This... this is not what it looks like?"
> The supposedly sick guy said with a bad poker-face. You groan, cursing yourself for worrying him... a bit.
" I am going to close this door and count to five. I will open it and expect everything to be cleaned. Capiche?"
> he nods and you close the door.
> one...two...three...four...five.
> You opened it again and found everything clean with Pinkie looking like Death was hovering over him. Much better.
>" Anon.... you came.
> He said with a fake sick voice.
" Yes, ponka, and I brought the cure."
> The left out purple girl returned from her initial shock on how you normally dealt with Pinkie. Sure it might take some time to get used to it but this is the much more tamer shenanigans.
>" Twiliiight. Are you here to sacrifice yourself for my health?"
> The guy moans, beckoning her to come closer.
> You rolled your eyes but the purple girl freaked out, hiding behind you.
" Tone it down, Pinkie. this is why she was afraid of you in the first place."
>"Fine!"
>The supposedly sick guy pouts like a kid. You take a deep breath and sigh.
" now Twilight. This guy only bark-
> Pinkie began barking like a dog.
"- and no bite. Sure, he can be like a clown-"
> Then he put on the clown red nose and pressed it. Honk Honk.
" but he is a nice guy. Trust me."
>" Aww...Anon. You are so sweeet. Give me a huug!"
> Not helping Pinkie!
" As I said. Give him a chance, Twilight."
>The girl is silent, weighting her choice. You and your bestest, childhood friend waited with bated breath.
> Wait a minute... Did the narration became weird? Must be your imagination.
>" Alright. I'll give it a shot"
>Phew
>" But! I want hims to be more calm when he is with me. Alright?"
>" No promises!"
> Pinkie salutes, already recovered.
"I... We will try."
> You sigh. Hopefully this will lessen your burden.
> The rest of the day ended with three of you snacking on the freshly baked muffins and cookies. Pinkie, however, get less portion because he is still sick.
>Which is not fair!
> Hush! You're getting fat and still sick so the restriction is good for you!
> Anon is a partypooper!
> Get out of my narration Ponka!

>Be Anonymous
> Feeling a bit a lone but that's fine. It's much more peaceful now.
> True to his word, Ponka became Twilight's best friend in just few days. They already have a posse too with AJ, RD, that shy girl, and (sigh) Rarity.
> Fucking lucky they are. But still, three boys and three girls is a balanced group. Hope AJ and RD don't go macho in front of them as those guys love to compete with each other.
>" Yo Anon, Where's your buttbuddy? Strange seeing you alone like this."
" Flash, Flash, 100 yard dash. You seems happy"
>" That's right , bro! Got a new guitar today."
>Both of you high five.
" Cool. When will you make those trashy garage bands?"
>" Sooner than you think, Anon."
> Flash might look like an asshole be he's a good guy. Used to fight him when you just moved in to this town but now you are friends with him, sometimes rivals.
>" So, where's Pinkie by the way? Sh- HE usually grab you somewhere by now."
>You shrug
"Eh. He got chummy with the new purple girl and now they have a group which I am not invited. Man, how come guys like RD and AJ got to be with them."
>"Sounds like you are jealous, especially with that crush of yours being beside your best friend."
" Hey man, I am not jealous...well, a bit."
>"Man, you sound like a girl with that hot and cold attitude. Don't worry there is no boys in that group so your crush's purity is safe"
" What do you mean?"
> Flash looks at you like you grow another head then shakes his head, smiling.
>"Nothing, bro. Don't worry about Pinkie. He would never leave you alone."
> Then the guy disappeared in a flash.... actually he just run in the hallway and get caught by the principle.
> Well... whatever it is, this is a peaceful time and a good day for a nap. You made your way outside and lay down on your usual spot.
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>"He's waking up"
>" Yeah! get that thing out"
>" I'll hide it here. C'mon."
> You slowly opened your eyes from you great nap, disturbed only because of the sudden cloud blocking the sun.
>Wait a minute, it's not a cloud. It's people!
> How dare they disturbed your nap!...Oh wait, it's Pinkie and his new friends: Twilight and RD. What a surprise. They are all giggling like naughty children.
>Hey... you have a bad feeling about this.
" Afternoon."
> They giggles again.
>" H-hey Nonners. D-didja have a good nap? Y-your face says it all..."
>"Psst, Pinkie! You're screwing this up!"
> RD elbowed Pinkie, holding his own laughter.
> You glare at Pinkie and his poker face slowly falter into a face holding laughter. He is easy to read.
"You guys drew something on my face, didn't you?"
>" Well, I didn't draw anything"
> Twilight declared, letting out a smug smile. The other two looked at her like she was a traitor.
" Pinkie....Dash...."
>" Yes, Nonny?"
>" yeah dude?"
" Run before I asked Twilight for a mirror."
>And they did. Running as fast as they can while laughing like a hyena.
" Twilight. Please hand me a mirror or something."
>" DO you thin-"
"Please."
> Purple huffs but ultimately gave you her phone to use as a mirror. Yeah, those fucker drew a glasses and mustache on your face, along with dicks on each cheeks.
> Fucking children...
>Thankfully, the stuff is washable and you had to use Twilight's coat to hide your face until the bathroom. You should get back on them sooner or later. Maybe steal some of Pinkie's secret stash. He always have the good candies and cookies hidden in his room.
> With the drawings completely wiped out of your face, you exit the toilet with Twilight waiting for you.
"Thanks for the coat"
> She nods, holding it rather than wearing it. She fixed her glasses for a bit before looking at you but then decide not to say it. Gotta respect her privacy or something so you open a topic.
"How's the school life? Not bad as the last school, I hope."
>"It's satisfactory. The students here are...unique but they are good people. Guess you have good wisdom in you."
" I aim to please."
>You bow, causing her to giggle.
>" You should join us sometimes. I am sure there is some space in the cafeteria table."
" Nah, don't want to break the balance. 3 boys and 3 girls is a good composition."
>"huh?"
> She looks at you questioningly before muttering.
>" Did he just... I hope there is no black hole created in his head because this denseness is just absurd"
" The heck are you whispering about, Twilight?"
>" Nothing~"
>Suddenly the purple girl began humming something familiar.
> Girls are weird....

>Be Anonymous
>Be in a dire situation.
> Pinkie and Twilight (forcefully) invited you to join them in the cafeteria. At least they were friendly...and there is Rarity.
>"Howdy Pardner. Good of you to join us, Anon."
>AJ greets you, tipping his hat while you are squashed between Pink and Purple.
"Howdy to you too, AJ. How's Mac?"
>"He's fine. Gotta say, the big giant actually misses ya."
" His company is pleasant."
>He's the only guy who's silent the whole time and you do enjoy hanging out with him.
>"How come you didn't say that to me, Nonny?"
"Because you always drag me to your 'adventures'. Can't a guy get his quiet time?"
>"Poo. Always a partypooper."
> Ponka pouts, poking your sides while you try to ignore him.
> Then a gentle giggle took all of your attention.
>" Oh both of you are so adorable like pair of siblings."
> Rarity is looking at you! This is going to be the be-OUCH!
> The sudden pain flared from your foot...on Twilight side. The girl puts on her innocent smile.
" The hell, Twilight?!"
>You whisper angrily at the purple girl.
>" You should see that dumb smile on your face! I am saving you from fooling yourself!"
> Twilight spits back. It's not like you need her help or anything.
>"Alright dudettes, you guys ready for tonight?"
>He's pumped up...Must be a party or something.
>"Got mah cider ready"
>" Am bringin loooads of sweets!"
>" Ill get some books and games"
>"Umm... I'll get some tea leaves..."
>" My make-up box is ready, darlings."
>" Great! It's going to be a good night! I'll set up some movies."
>While the group are hype about tonight, you're being ignored and continue eating your lunch.
> This is why you hate joining close knit groups.
>"Umm...girls. I think we are forgetting something..."
> Yellow shy coughs, nudging her head at you but you don't care.
> You are currently busying yourself with your sandwich. Delicious BLT sandwich. Didn't know soggy one are good too. Totally not annoyed at being ignored.
"Oh don't mind me. Just enjoying this great sandwich I made by myself."
>Suddenly something squished against your cheek.
>"Awww, Nonny. You know I always loved you. Now where is that smiiile~?"
> Your childhood friend nuzzles his face against yours, his squishy cheek against yours. He rubbed it for few good seconds before detaching, leaving a whiff of bubblegum scent. His trump card when you're angry with him and it irks you that it always succeed making you smile...for a bit.
>Since this is normal for both of you, this is not homo!
>" My God. Both of you are adorable together. Are you sure you two are not couple?"
> Rarity giggles sweetly but her question almost stopped your heart.
"Couple? Us? Please... as much as I love Pinkie, I still love girls."
> She looks at you with aghast and pity as if you just say something horrible.
>" We know, darling, but Anonymous, are you alright?"
"Of course I am, did I say something weird?"
> Rarity looks at Pinkie for few seconds before nodding in acceptance. You look at Pinkeroo and he is sporting his usual grin.
> How suspicious.
"Pinkie, did you just made fun of me?"
>" Nope!"
> He's still grinning innocently. Too bad for him, you know full well of his pokerface so you do what childhood friends do, telling his friends about his hilarious past.
"Did you guys know Pinkton here used to have a straight pink hair? He used to fashioned them into a ponytail. Shall I continue? I have a lot of funny stories about Pinks here. "
> His pokerface slowly crumbles into an embarrassed one.
>" ANON?! Don't you dareee..."
> You put on a smug smile.
>" Umm...If Pinkie doesn't wish to-"
>" Go on, dude! Continue!"
>Dash interrupts the poor shy girl, leaning forward to listen more about this old adventures.
"Where shall I began? Hmm... Oh yeah! While Pinkie here can power the sun itself, his family is the opposite. They are...grim, down-to-earth, and always frown. No offense"
>" Hmph! I'll have you know they are fine, thank you."
> The pink guy huffs, crossing his arms but you don't care.
" He used to be like that and boy do I have a hard time making him smile! I took him to an adventure of a lifetime!"
>" No you didn't. You threw mud at me and Limestone had to chase you away."
" But you did smile though."
> Pinkie gash for a minute and quickly looks away, hiding his red face.
>" D-did not!"
" After Limestone's epic beat down, this guy actually approached me and throw mud while I am down! Talk about cheap shot. Oh yeah, speaking of Limestone! How was he by the way?"
>" He's...ok. He's fine and he missed you."
"Good to know. I need to get back at him after punching me right before I moved away. Talk about cheap shot."
>" No fighting my siblings!"
" But he started it first!"
>" No fighting!"
> Your childhood friend is mad, puffing his cheek but you have a secret weapon too. You gently squished your cheek against his, deflating it."
"C'mon Pinkiee. Smiiileee~"
> It took him few seconds before he smiles in defeat.
>" You're unfair, Nonny."
"I learned from the best."
> Not homo btw.
>"Ehem. As much as I love watching you two being this...eww. How about you joined us tonight, Anon? Could be fun."
> Dash smiles menacingly.
" Oh, no. I hate to ruin your plans.
>" Anon please. I insist or Pinkie here won't stop talking about you."
>" Hey!"
> Out of all the people here, only AJ seems to agree with Dash. The rest are flabbergasted by the suggestion.
>" Dash, darling. Must I remind you that we are gi-"
>" Oh don't worry, Rarity. we BOYS are fine with each other. Ain't that right, AJ?"
>" Don't pull me in on yer crap, Dash."
>" Whatever. You in or what, dude?"
> You gulp.
>You are Anonymous and you are standing in front of Dash's house with a bag full of comic, video games, and your trusty sleeping bag.
>Hopefully you did not make a mistake choosing this path.

>It took you 5 minutes to ring the doorbell. Somehow this feels like going into the jaws on the lions and Dash is the king of the pride.
>Something's wrong here...
>Suddenly Dash opened the door with a satisfied grin and wearing loose tank-top and short.
>Whatever, this is his house after all.
>"Yo, Anon! Get in, dude."
>Gingerly you walked in with few doubts in your heart,especially with Dash's mischievous grin.
"Thanks for having me, Dash."
>"Don't be so tight,dude. We're dudes after all so everything is cool."
>Not very convincing
>"Anyways, thought you will be a puss so I was betting with AJ about whether you come or nah."
"Wow. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Dash."
>" I did my best"
> The guy shrugs, ignoring your sarcasm and lead you to his room. Few girls and guys were already inside mainly AJ, Twilight, and Yellow girl.
>"Gosh darn! I knew he will be here. Cough up them 5 buck, Dash."
> RD rolled his eyes and money changes hands. AJ tips his hat at you, grinning happily.
>"Good of you ta join us, 'non."
"Well, can't say no to invitation, yeah?"
>"Eeyup."
Both you and AJ smirk. It's an Apple family thing.
>" Well, Anon. Hope you don't mind sleeping on the couch."
> Purple interrupts the guy bonding moment.. Classic Twilight.
"It's fine, Twi. I was not planned after all..."
>" Anon...That's not.."
> Yeah. You know how to guilt people and her hesitating/worried face is a good entertainment.
>" 'non."
>AJ is glaring at you and you sigh,
" Just kidding, Twi. Lighten up once in a while."
>" I'll have you know I graduat-
>"ANYONE ORDERED A SWEET PINK COOKIE?"
> The pink guy entered the room with a shit eating grin and bags of pink cookies on his side. What a show-off.
>" Goodness, Pinkie. You should keep it low. It's unbecoming for a lady..."
> Then Rarity looks at you.
>"Anonymous? You really did came?"
> Pinkie suddenly looks at you with his dangerous eyes.
>Ohfuck.jpeg.
> You hold your palm to the rabid Pinkie.
" Pinkie...Calm down, boy."
> Feels like that guy from Jurassic park.
>Your childhood friend kept looking at you with wild ferocity.
"Pinkie. Calm dow-
> and everything turned black and your ears began to hurt.
>"NONNNNNYYYYYYYY! YOU CAAAAMEEE!"
> He suddenly pounced you to the floor then hugged you while screaming your name.
>Just like from those chinese comic book, except this is not gay.
" H-help..."
> RD is having the time of his life, laughing like a madman while the rest tried to unlatched you from your friend's hug.
>" Let him go, Pinkie. He's dying."
>" Damn. She's li-."
"G-get him off me! I can't breath!"
>" Umm...umm... uhhh"
> Twilight and AJ tried their best to get you off while Flutter panicked. Rarity just sigh.
>You have to do this but you have no choice now. With one free arm, you place your fingers on his side and began tickling.
>"PPFFT! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* KYAHAHAHAHAH"
>Slowly, his monstrous strength weakens while you kept tickling him."
>"N-N-N-NONNY...STHAP!"
>Finally you are out of his hug, taking a deep breath and appreciating life.
"P-Ponko. Stop doing that...Please..."
>" Aww. I thought you're going to puss out so I was a bit surprised."
>Ouch...not even your childhood friend believed in you...
> wait...
" Wait... Since when did you wear a blue jacket?"
> Pretty sure he was wearing that favorite pink shirt of his with balloons on it.
>" What are you talking about, Nonny? This is the new hip these days!"
> He grin at you with that large eyes of his.
"Alright"
>You shrug. Of course you believe him. He rarely lies to you after all.
>"Phew"
> He let out a sigh. Strange...He must be exhausted or something.
>Dash quickly stand on his bed like a king.
>" Alright boy and girls. Since we are all here, what are we going to do?"
>Everyone went to brainstorm mode.

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>"THERE!"
"FUCK!"
>Fucking purple smart swindled you again in this Board Game of 'Merchant and Greed'.
>"Since I have all your properties and you are at the edge of bankruptcy, you're done. Anonymous."
>She gloats at you but you still have a secret card.
"I SUMMON YOU! LOAN CARD!"
>"Denied! you have low credibility with the bank now."
>Wait what!
>You look at your score card and you saw her trap card.
>You lose... Fucking purple jew. She took the paper money and made it rain while you simmer in defeat.
>" Darn. She's scarier than Uncle Shaw."
> AJ, the first one to lose, shrugs and pat your back.
>" let 'em go, 'non"
> Thank God for his cold Cider. Few sips and your grief, rage, and anguish evaporated.
> No need for Snickers.
> Suddenly the rest of the girls enters the room with a new board game ' Knight and princess.'
>" Can we change? Dash's kicking our ass in Video Gamesa nd I want something comfy."
> Pinkie sighs in defeat too while Rarity is comforting the lifeless Flutters.
> Dude doesn't show mercy on them girls huh? Welp, time for a beating!
" I'll pass this one. Someone gotta beat him down."
>With chorus of good lucks, you exit the bedroom and into the gaming room. Perk of being a single child, you guess.
> Dash's concentrating on beating the Llama boss in animal fighting game. A frantic tapping and he quickly defeated the boss.
>" Damn. Take that you furry fuck! Oh, Anon! Gonna challenge me now?"
> He put on that competitive grin while wiping sweats on his forehead with the hem of his tank-top.
" You know I used to be called 'The Butcher'."
>" Keh! I'll take that title!"
> And so another competition had begun.
>One thing you learned about dash was his deadly tenacity. While you beat him in the first three match, he followed up with three straight victories. Now the score is tied and this is the final match.
> While you choose the Chimera, this fucker uses the Ursa Major. Fucking tanky character with heavy hits but slow movement. You're was an all-rounder.
>It was a close match but a passionate one.
"SUCK MY DICK, DASH!"
>"AS IF YOU HAVE ONE"
"EAT HE POISON YOU FAT FUCK!"
>In the end, you won.
>" Anon! You cheating little fuck! That poison shot was a mistake! Fucking cheap shot!"
"Too bad they didn't banned it So my win, Dashie"
>" C'mon, dude. Best out of 10"
"Nah...we should check with the other."
>"Fine. We will continue this later."
>Not surprised that he is a sore loser but something caught your eyes.
" Yo Dash. Your tank-top is drenched with sweat. take a shower or something."
> Somehow his tank-top latches on his skin and how the heck does he kept his body this slender? Should have build some more muscle, especially when he is in the sport club.
>" Yeah. I'll do it later....HEY! What're you looking at?"
> Oh fuck!"
"N-nothing!"
>" I saw you mirin, Anon."
> Crap! He used that mischievous smug again!
> Suddenly he took off his tank-top and showing off his slender body.
"Whoa! What the heck, man?"
>" C'mon Anon. We dudes. You gay or something?"
> His face is red but probably because he's sweating so much...Hm?
" Say dash. Are you fat or something?"
>" What do you mean?"
" Your chest is a bit fat... or something. Fat people have that kind of breast yeah?"
> He blushed but his grin grew wider.
>"My boobs? Why not touch it and find out?"
"W-what?"
>" Say no homo after or something. you a girl or what?"
" Don't push me, Dash."
>"Ohh.. So manly... Ohh... Anon, stop making me into a homo.."
>SNAP!
" That's it! Don't regret this!"
>" Oooh...I am so scaared..."
> You slowly crawl closer to him and he look at you in strange anticipation.
>With few seconds of hesitation, you gently place your hand on his chest. It's strangely perky and bouncy.... How the heck did a guy have this breast? Don't tell me...he's a she? No way! Pinkie always said that girls have long hair and big breasts.
>" S-so anon...Is it a fat?"
"I...m-maybe?"
>" Then try the other one"
>And so you did. The textures are soft and squishy but you can feel a bit of muscle in there. You have it a gentle push and tug, examining this strange chest of his. Dash is grinning madly with a red face... Oh!
> you quickly retracted your hands, avoiding his gaze
" Did Pinkie sneak you some sweets or something? This is definitely a fat."
>"Wha? Get out of here! I burn fats for breakfast."
"Uh-huh."
>" You know what! Check the girls while I take a shower."
"Alright."
> The sweaty Dash quickly exits the room with few sweat puddles on where he sat. Not your problem.
> With a sigh, you lazily returned to his bedroom. Somehow, there was something wrong with what happened and you can feel it n your core.
" Oh yeah! No homo."
> And the burden vanished from your mind.

>When you enter the room, you suddenly feel the intense and serious atmosphere coming from the girls. They were looking at their cards and their mini figurine.
> Flutter was the first to move her yellow knight and put down a card. Then she gaze at Twilight with a scone stare. It's fucking scary.
>"Not bad, Fluttersy."
> Purple let out a smug face.
>"BUT YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"
>And she flipped the card in front of her, showing a Tombstone and a unicorn ghost.
>Fluttershy screams in anguish
>"Y-You MONSTEEEER! Mr. Snugglepumbkin!"
>But Twilight is devoid of empathy, rolling the dice and pushing her character past Fluttershy's one.
>Suddenly Pinkie place a card on the board with two swords clashing against each other. A duel card.
>" I won't let you! Pink Knight, get that purple tyrant!"
>" Not so fast, darling. Trap card open: shame revealed!"
> Rarity pompously flip her card. A picture of a cartoon knight with his heart stabbing itself.
>This is suppose to be a kids board game...
> You spot AJ sitting down on Dash's bed, observing the scene with great interest. You plopped next to him and he scooted a bit.
"What in the world is going on, AJ?"
>" Twi an' Rares team up while Pinkie protects Flutters. Shame the latter are too innocent fer this game."
>With the Pink Knight stunned for three turns and Yellow Knight crippled (no mount), Purple Knight leads the game.
>"Yes! A perfect 3. Princess kiss, here I come!"
>Twilight shouts with joy as she move her knight closer towards the goal. However, she was stopped by none other than her own partner.
>"Not so fast, darling. This little card wants to play too..."
>Rarity coos, almost making your boner up.
>"Rarity...what are you doing?"
>" Playing the game, my sweet, sweet Purple Knight."
> Her devilish tone is perfect! It took all of your willpower to suppress lil' anon.
>"Y-you wouldn't"
> Rarity slowly flips her last card, placing it on the board. A hand stabbing someone's back.
>" This is just business, dear Twilight. Ohohohohohohoho!"
> Twilight internally scream as she placed her knight way back on the board.
>"Et tu, Rarity."
>That was her last word as Rarity wins the game and get the Princess' Kiss. She put on the haughty smug smile or Ojousama smile as the chinese cartoon says.
>These girls plays hard...and this is a fucking children board game.
>After a bit of laughing and cursing, the girls clean up the board game. Pinkie was the first to notice you.
>" Oh hey, nonny! Didja win?"
" Of course. Dash might be great but he got bad reflex and I-OOF"
> Like a sudden rain, Ponka dropped his ass on your lap. Damn he's heavy...
>" Gotcha! this is my seat now!"
"Damn it, Ponk, You're getting heavier! Lay off the sweets or no mo-OW OW OW!"
>Fucker pinched your cheek!
>"Oh Nonny, you made me laugh sometimes..."
>Oh he is mad... Always sensitive on his weight.
>" So where's Dash now?"
>Twilight quickly took your empty side as she asked the question.
" Taking shower. She worked up a lot of sweat...and..."
>You quickly blush at the memory of playing with a dude's breast... The fuck?! You already said no homo!
>"Aaand?"
>Twilight raise an eyebrow, clearly interested by your reaction.
"Ummm...can a guy get breast cancer?"
>The whole room went quiet.
"I-I mean...his *ehem* chest is strangely shaped. Now I have seen a fat dude's chest in locker room but never seen an athletic guy having fats on his chest..."
>The room is still silent with the boys and girls clearly trying to comprehend what you're saying.
"W-what?"
>"Nonny...what is this poking my butt?"
>Damn it, Ponka!
"That's my phone, Ponka, and you know it! heck, your butt even remembered the shape."
> Then the room strangely calms down...and everyone began to group hug you.
>" This...poor boy."
> Rarity pats your shoulder.
>"Anon is a really pure boy.
> Fluttershy hugs your back.
>then the door opened with Dash fresh from the shower and in another loose tank-top and short jeans.
>" Sorry to keep you waiting, everybody."
> Suddenly he can feel everyone's stare on him.
>"W-what's going on you, guys? Why are you all hugging Anon? Wait...Oh crap!"
>Before he can even run, Rarity already grabbed his shoulder...hard.
>" Rainbow Dash, a word?"
> Her smile is demonic... and you can feel Dash's fear. He gulped and nod, causing everyone to go out of the room except you and closed the door. Then you can hear a hushed discussion from outside the room
>Is this some kind of a group thing? This feels so strange... but you learn something now.
>Girls are scary...

>You are Anonymous and boy, this is one weird sleepover.
> Here you were, sitting on a dude's bed while the rest of the boys and girls were outside, discussing something. Maybe about the breast cancer thing?
> Oh man... did you cross the line? Is the breast cancer thing suppose to be a secret? hopefully you did not just break their friendship.
>Finally they entered the room with Dash's face sporting a very guilty look.The rest of the girls were a bit upset... what in the world is going on.
>Dash slowly approaches you, looking like he just broke your precious game.
>"Umm...Anon...dude...I dunno what to tell you... but you know...err... "
>Suddenly rarity interrupts him, seemingly very impatient.
>"Anonymous, Dash have something to say and it is very important."
> Whoa...stern mom mode Rarity is a hot!
>"Y-yeah...what I was trying to say was-"
>This is just pathetic, even for a dude. Thankfully for him, guys have a great bro-code.
"Nah. It's cool. I don't know what you guys do in sleepovers but this had been a great one. Get over here, you!"
>You quickly pull him and give him a noogie on the bed while he tries to get out of your grasps.
>"Anon! Dude! Cut it out!"
>Then you assault his sides, poking and ticking it.
>"AHAHahahahahhaha! A-anon...pleasee."
>Oh wow...he's very ticklish...and trying so hard to get away. With another ten seconds of tickling session, you let him go. He plopped on his bed like a rag-doll, exhausted and red-faced. he is sweating again and he looks like he had been molested or something.
>Whatever, he can deal with it later.
" There! He learned his lesson. Can we please watch a movie or something? What do you guys do after this anyways?"
>The girls and boys were flabbergasted on how you deal with this but you can feel the tension is decreasing.
>"Oh! Oh! Let's watch about these cute magical horses and their shenanigans!"
>Ponka shouts, pulling out a DVD with a paste horses covers.
>"That's pony, Pinkie. There are difference in their heights."
>Twilight huffs, sitting next to you again...Why does she always sat next to you? Probably she have a crush or something...
>Then the elephant in the room suddenly disappeared! Pinkie looks at you and winks while you give him a thumbs up. He always have your back.
>"Umm...I like ponies..."
>Fluttershy mumbles, sitting on the floor.
>" Well, it's a start."
> Rarity shrugs and so the decision was made. Everyone waited until RD recovered.
>"Yeah...I-I'll get the TV and stuff..."
>And he left, walking like his legs were sleeping or something. Maybe you're a tad harsh on the punishment
>"So Anon. How long have you known Pinkie?"
> The nosy purple girl asks while glancing Pinkie who's talking with Flutters.
"Well...I guess since we were babies? My parents were farmers and they have been neighbors with the Pies since Maud was born. That's Pinkie's sister by the way."
>"Ah... no wonder you have a...very close relationship."
"What can I say... you should've seen him in tears when dad decided to move away. It can flood the fields!"
>Suddenly, you felt a dangerous presence.
>" Nonny, did you just share something embarrassing?"
>Pinkie suddenly appeared on your side, his cheek squashed yours and he put on his usual scary smile.
"N-no..."
>"Oh. That's good. Remember sneaking to the woman's changing room in middle school? It was funny."
>It was not... You remembered becoming the girl's pubic enemy for a day or two.
>Thankfully, Dash came with the TV set from the game room.
>"Here we are. Just put em on the DVD player and let's get watching!"
>He sat down on next to you and you quickly wrap your arm on his shoulders.
"Didn't know you like these cutesy stuff..."
>You tease and he teased back
>"What? No! I bet you will like it before me."
"Oh? Is that a bet? I bet five bucks"
>"Deal!"
>And the two of you shook the deal while the movie began rolling. before anything can happen, Ponk do what Ponk does: Sat on your lap.
>"Excuse me. I need my favorite chair."
> He winks at the people beside you while you tried to push him out.
"Ponka! I can't see if your fat ass is blocking the view!"
>"Then move your head a bit, silly!"
>And he boop your nose. Defeated, you let him do as he does or he will spill secrets. The con of having a childhood friend...
---

>The film ends with the horses gaining the power to balance the world. It was surprisingly good.
"Can't believe this is for kids..."
>"Yeah, man. I kinda like it..."
>Then you and dash slowly looks at each other.
>"Did you just..."
"Did you just...
>Another few minutes of silence before the two of you shook hands.
"A tie..."
>"Yep...Tie..."
>Such a simple way for men to deal with things....
"So..what movie do we want to watch next? I could go for horror."
>Suddenly Rarity stands up.
>" Well, I just think of a better plan!"
>Everyone is looking at her as she sashay in front of the TV.
>"It's makeover time! I actually packed a great clothes for all of you...well, not you, Anon. Sorry."
>Then Twilight follows up, standing as if this is a great idea or something...
>" Anon can judge us!"
"Sure..."
>You shrug while the rest began to get excited/ annoyed
>What's the worst than can happen?