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4051 Paradoxes

Mar 6th, 2022
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  1. Procedure: SCP-4051 is to be asked to manifest a circular square, the color blue, and a statement that says it is false.
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  3. Results: SCP-4051 responded aggressively to the requests. Dr. Roswell attempted to negotiate with SCP-4051 to complete the test, and SCP-4051 manifested all specified items in rapid succession, creating multiple paracognitohazards, and a sheet of blue construction paper.
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  7. Dr. Roswell: The requested items are a circular square, the color blue, and a statement that says it’s false.
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  9. A look of confusion passes over SCP-4051’s face before it rapidly manifests all three. Detrimental effects on the cognitive abilities of anyone directly observing the objects exhibited themselves immediately. SCP-4051 was immediately incapacitated by attending security personnel and returned to its containment unit.
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  11. <End Log>
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  13. Afterword: SCP-4051 was returned to its containment unit and the testing chamber was sanitized of residual paradoxical contamination as per standard paracognitohazard protocol ψ-3.
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  17. SCP-4051
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