MY BEST ROASTS

I would slap you but that'd be animal abuse

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, I guess you're used to that sort of thing

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: Thats what I'm trying to figure out

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You can now kiss my ass

I heard when you were a child your mother hired someone to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest??

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

You're so ugly the doctor cried when you were born

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring enough

Shut up, you will never be the man your mother is

I failed a spelling test cause they asked me to spell "bitch" but I wrote your name

I thought of you today, it reminded me to take out the garbage

I don't hate you, I just hope your next period is in a shark tank

I was gonna give you a nasty look but I can see you already have one

You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle

I'd like to kick you in the teeth but why should I improve your looks?

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

You the type of nigga that sings the tie your shoes song when tieing your shoes.