[19:35] Slashy: hey
[19:35] Yoshichao: Hi
[19:35] Slashy: Continue?
[19:35] Yoshichao: ...
[19:35] Yoshichao: Sure
[19:36] Slashy: /me goes and begins thinking of something in his head
[19:38] Slashy: [I'll create my OWN universe]
[19:38] Yoshichao: Aqua is sitting on the ground, bored.
[19:38] Slashy: [At least I think that is possible]
[19:39] Yoshichao: She looks at Slashy. "It is possible. I have my own planet and dimension. A universe would take a lot of energy though."
[19:40] Slashy: Quantum Mechanics
[19:41] Slashy: "Quantum Mechanics, it must be possible
[19:41] Yoshichao: Aqua shrugs. "Whatever you think."
[19:42] Slashy: *The bomb explodes and a implode onto myself*
[19:42] Slashy: *I disappear*
[19:42] Slashy: *A universe where Aqua does not exist*
[19:43] Slashy: /me lands on an isolated farm
[19:44] Yoshichao: "Physically, I don't exist in any universe other than my own. That's why I travel to them."
[19:45] Yoshichao: Aqua is sitting on the ground behind him, still bored. "If you want me to leave you alone, please say so. This is getting boring . . ."
Monday, August 30, 2010 19:49:43
[19:49] Slashy: "You're too dangerous
[19:50] Yoshichao: "Not really. I only use my powers when I need or want to.
[19:50] Slashy: "Not you"
[19:54] Slashy: /me goes back to the "real world" via a dimension bomb
Monday, August 30, 2010 20:32:01
[20:32] Slashy: /me goes back to the "real world" via a dimension bomb
[20:32] Yoshichao: Aqua is dragged along, I guess
[20:34] Slashy: [Am I free from her yet?]
[20:34] Yoshichao: "Look, just go to a dimension you wanna be in and ditch me. The slingshot thing will wear off over time."
[20:35] Slashy: "Fine, I just fear your friend is going to blow up every universe"
[20:36] Yoshichao: "She'll only destroy people that think of her sexually . . ."
[20:36] Slashy: "I don't want to risk knowing what you're other friends are like"
Monday, August 30, 2010 20:39:01
[20:39] Yoshichao: "Oh, she's probably the worst. My son is half-demon, his twin sister is half-Reaper. I have another daughter who is a vampyre and is evil. "God" of my universe will send someone to Hell if they were to threaten me. "Satan" of my universe would do the same. Should I go on?"
[20:41] Slashy: "You're 18"
Monday, August 30, 2010 20:42:44
[20:42] Yoshichao: "That's only by Earth years. I've lived much longer on Xalcus. And why does my age matter?"
[20:43] Slashy: "That's what I meant 18 earth years"
[20:43] Yoshichao: "And? Why does that matter?"
[20:44] Slashy: "Because your story sounds poorly written every time."
[20:45] Yoshichao: "That's because I'm speaking quickly and using small words so you don't get bored. This is no story, it's my reality."
[20:45] Slashy: "How old are your kids?"
Monday, August 30, 2010 20:46:55
[20:46] Yoshichao: She doesn't say anything for a moment. "Um . . . They aged by Xalcian years so . . . They age faster than me . . ."
[20:47] Slashy: "EARTH YEARS"
[20:48] Yoshichao: "Earth years, they'd be between three and five. Though since they age by Xalcian years, they're all in their teens."
[20:49] Slashy: /me walks away giving you the finger
[20:49] Yoshichao: "What?!"
[20:49] Yoshichao: "What is your problem?? What the hell did I ever do to you? I'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU!!"
[20:50] Slashy: [This is too much for me, I'm leaving]
[20:51] Yoshichao: "Fine!! Just leave and hope you aren't torn apart in five minutes! I don't care anymore!!"
[20:51] Yoshichao: She starts walking in the opposite direction.
[20:52] Slashy: [Thanks] *heads to a nearby arcade*
[20:52] Yoshichao: Aqua wanders far away from Slashy's location, pissed off.
[20:53] Slashy: /me starts playing Street Fighter 4
[20:53] Yoshichao: *Time passes*
[20:54] Slashy: /me falls asleep in front of the machine
Monday, August 30, 2010 20:54:43
[20:54] Yoshichao: Someone taps Slashy on the shoulder, letting out a low growl.
[20:54] Slashy: /me wakes up
[20:55] Slashy: [Oh right, better pick another game]
[20:55] Slashy: /me turns to the right and goes to play House of the Dead 4
[20:55] Yoshichao: The person follows Slashy, their voice sounding male. "Hey. I need to talk to you."
[20:56] Slashy: "No you don't."
[20:56] Slashy: /me puts in the money and begins playing
[20:56] Yoshichao: "Fine. Put it this way: turn around and talk to me or I'll crush your skull."
[20:56] Slashy: /me turns around
[20:59] Yoshichao: In front of him is a teenage boy with short blond hair flaked with blood. His eyes are the same colour of crimson Aqua's eyes are when she gets pissed. He has a slight build and pale skin. "Have you seen an attractive blond anywhere? She's a bit shorter than me and has blue eyes."
[21:01] Slashy: "Are you serious? You need my help finding her? Don't you have some extrasensory perception?" "I'm done, I'm not dealing with this anymore."
[21:01] Slashy: /me presses start
[21:03] Yoshichao: The boy forces Slashy back and puts his hand around his neck, his nails having suddenly grown and sharpened. "Tell me where she is. Now."
[21:04] Slashy: /me points to the right
[21:04] Slashy: "Last I checked"
[21:05] Yoshichao: He tightens his grip and small wounds open on Slashy's neck. "Liar. What did you do to her?"
[21:06] Slashy: "More like SHE ANNOYED ME"
[21:06] Slashy: "Your fucking sexist God-bitch is probably going to destroy an innocent universe"
[21:06] Slashy: "AND I JUST WASTED MONEY ON THIS ARCADE GAME"
[21:08] Yoshichao: His grip seems to tighten at the second statement. "Don't say that about Melody . . . She's like that because disgusting humans like YOU ruined her childhood." He lifts Slashy up by the neck and throws him across the room.
[21:11] Slashy: /me takes out a dimension bomb and eats it
[21:11] Slashy: *it explodes sending him to another world*
[21:12] Slashy: *Limboville, an all white universe with seemingly nothing in it but ground and oxygen*
[21:15] Slashy: ...
[21:15] Slashy: /me arrives
[21:15] Slashy: [Phew got him![
[21:16] Yoshichao: There's a slow clapping from behind Slashy.
[21:16] Slashy: /me turns around slowly
[21:16] Slashy: /me gulps
[21:18] Yoshichao: There's another teenage boy, this one with short brown hair and an amused expression. His eyes are brown and he looks as if he thinks the world revolves around him. "Well, wasn't that quick thinking? Cody would've crushed you if you hadn't done that. He's very protective of his mother, you know."
[21:19] Slashy: "What the hell in the hell?]
[21:19] Slashy: "
[21:19] Slashy: [Jeez these kids got a bad case of accelerated aging disorder]
[21:20] Yoshichao: He smirks at his thoughts. "No, Xalcian years are usually much faster than Earth's. He also stopped his aging a year ago."
[21:21] Slashy: [What the hell they can stop their aging too? That's why she looks 18]
[21:21] Slashy: [Feel honored that if I could blow up your universe, I would]
[21:21] Slashy: "See ya"
[21:21] Yoshichao: "Actually, she stopped aging at sixteen."
[21:22] Slashy: /me jumps into a pool of white liquid
[21:22] Slashy: /me disappears
[21:22] Slashy: *Xalcus, gender-flipped*
[21:22] Slashy: /me comes out of a lake and swims to the shore