FANFIC

Alec wiped his brow as he pushed the gravestone in the village. He missed falling in the hole a few times because he was playing on 1.0. Inside the grave, Alec found a broad shouldered, strong spirited ghost. He was immediately in love, and said "What would you say if I told you I love you." The man replied, "My name is Dampe. If you race me I will give you a piece of my heart." Alec was ecstatic to hear this, until he saw a bomb drop.. Runnerguy2489 was present. Alec and RG went way back; they competed in everything. Whether it was running, poker, or impersonating Jesus, Runnerguy won at everything. But Alec loved Dampe; he couldn't let Runnerguy show him up yet again. Runnerguy challenged him to a race, for no reason other than proving that he is a beast, what can I say. Alec yelled "SERIOUS TIME" as he got ready to race, so he muted his skype and starting hyperventilating. He then told RG "No timer glitches!" as he stored a ground jump and equipped his longshot (by thinking of CL). So they raced, Aleckermit convincing himself that his movement was the best the world has seen. "I must warn you RG, getting 42 seconds is impossible," Alec said as he mistimed rolls. Dampe casually threw flames while reading a hentai mag. Aleckermit was trying to dodge them but 90% of them were too powerful. He finished with a 43. "Nice time, but I beat you by one second!" gloated Runnerguy as he looked at hentai with Fierce and Dampe. He got a victory handshake from ChocolateLink as well, which was the final straw for Aleckermit. Soon after, Cosmo finished with a 39 by splicing together ocarina songs with the help of TSA. Aleckermit was in tears, especially because not long before, the famous Siglemic made everyone a mod instead of getting all of them. Dampe consoled Alec by saying, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?"

"Oh Dampe, your flames make my winky feel happy!" Alec squealed ecstatically. "I want to gag on your massive five inches!!" Dampe yelled, for after all he is a flaming homosexual. Alec unzipped his pants to unleash the demon within. "That's not a person, that's a dick!!" cried Dampe. Alec Z-targeted Dampe's mouth and thrusted his sword for two cycles. Dampe then took a hold of Alec's dinalfos with his dead hand. It was out of control !! "My body is ready!" Dampe said entusiastically as he was ready to get naked. "Sorry, I came. That was boring," Alec murmured and ran away. THE END.