Backseat Buddy Menu

Welcome to BACKSEAT BUDDY. Today, we will be "helping" Spoonee play The Sims. Whatever Backseat Buddy tells her to do, she has to do. And who controls Backseat Buddy? YOU do, chat. :)

We will start by creating 1 Sim. During family creation, chat can choose to have additional Sims created. If our Sim(s) die, we will create a new family. This Sim family will move into the previous Sim house (unless we are otherwise directed by Backseat Buddy to start completely over). Let's see how far we can get! :D

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Full Backseating Menu:


> 500 bits / $5 - Name A Sim (*Please note that if we have multiple requests they will go in a queue and Sims will be named in the order that they are given.)

> 1500 bits / $15 - Create An Additional Family Member (*Please note that we are only able to add family members during initial family creation. Any requests after that will be added to the queue for the next family.)

> 302 bits - Cook Food
> 304 bits - Go To Bed
> 306 bits - Get A New Job
> 308 bits - Light A Fire
> 310 bits - Don't Pay Your Bills Today
> 312 bits - Go For A Swim
> 314 bits - Go To The Bathroom
> 316 bits - Cancel Going To The Bathroom

> 502 bits / $5.02 - Buy A Piece Of Furniture
> 504 bits / $5.04 - Add A Door
> 602 bits / $6.02 - Sell A Piece Of Furniture
> 604 bits / $6.04 - Remove A Door

> 800 bits / $8 - Cancel All Actions
> 802 bits / $8.02 - Slow Down Time
> 804 bits / $8.04 - Speed Up Time

> 1000 bits / $10 - Build A Room
> 1200 bits / $12 - Destroy A Room

> 2500 bits / $25 - Sell All Furniture
> 5000 bits / $50 - Bulldoze The Entire House
> 10000 bits / $100 - Start Completely Over With A New Family & House
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Fun Backseat Buddy Sayings (these do not alter gameplay):


> 100 bits - "Don't worry. Backseat Buddy is here to help!"
> 120 bits - "I like beans."
> 140 bits - "You should listen to me, Spoonee. I know what I am talking about."
> 160 bits - "Watch out! There's a burglar!"
> 180 bits - "Watch out! There's a fire!"
> 200 bits - "You should use your Deku Nuts. They put out fires."
> 250 bits - "Your Sim should get a Side Hustle. That's the best way to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."
> 300 bits - "Are you still full of beans?"
> 350 bits - "THE ARCANA. IS THE MEANS. BY WHICH ALL. IS REVEALED."

> 501 bits / $5.01 - "Did you know that the critically acclaimed Backseat Buddy has a not-free trial, and includes the entirety of of version 0.1 and the award-winning Plays Your Games For You expansions with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy today!"
> 600 bits / $6 - "this very professional stream is very worth your 6 not 5 dollars because of how very professional and worth 6 not 5 dollars it is. It is so worth 6 not 5 dollars that you very much should give the 6 not 5 dollars to this stream that very much is worth the 6 not 5 dollars."
> 2000 bits / $20 - "I dunno spoonee.... I mean.... I've looked through your upload history and it breaks my heart to see what is happening. You remind me a lot of myself from 5 years ago. You have tons of enthusiasm and a niche interest. Unfortunately you are not going to find success in this line of work (just like myself). I want you to ask your self the same thing I would ask myself: You put in basically a full work day and how much money did you make?"