-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntweetGodsprite [TG] at 07:42 --
[07:42] EB: davesprite?
[07:42] TG: hey
[07:42] EB: oh man, thank god you responded! where did you go to? are you okay?
[07:43] TG: yeah im fine
[07:43] TG: and im just
[07:43] TG: you know
[07:43] TG: off
[07:43] TG: doing stuff
[07:43] TG: you know how it is
[07:43] TG: gotta stretch the wings
[07:43] TG: get shit done
[07:43] EB: you're coming back, right?
[07:43] TG: why
[07:44] EB: that's a stupid question, why do you think?
[07:44] TG: honestly idk
[07:44] EB: davesprite, you're as much of our friend as dave is.
[07:45] TG: you seriously think thats the issue here
[07:45] TG: cmon
[07:45] TG: im not that pathetic JEEZE
[07:45] TG: like wow get a load of this hornses ass
[07:45] TG: you really take me as the kinda dingle what would just fly off out of some kind of depression
[07:45] TG: ha ha no way
[07:46] TG: im not that lame
[07:46] EB: well i don't know why you're going, you left without even talking it through with me.
[07:46] TG: technically i did talk to you
[07:46] TG: you were just sleeping
[07:46] TG: totally your fault not mine
[07:46] TG: mhm
[07:47] EB: yeah, because i can totally converse with you when i'm being pulled away into a dream bubble.
[07:47] EB: why wont you just talk to me about this.
[07:47] TG: were you not satisfied with my sky watermarks
[07:47] TG: is that what this is about
[07:47] TG: i knew i shouldve left a few more
[07:47] TG: damn
[07:47] EB: i'm not satisfied with you leaving!
[07:48] TG: why tho
[07:49] EB: don't try to convince me it's not about how we're going to meet dave soon and you think you're not as significant here.
[07:49] EB: because you are!
[07:50] EB: you are significant, sure you've been a pain in the ass in the last year or so because of what happened with you and jade but that still doesn't mean you're not our friend.
[07:51] EB: if you had just left, without even talking to me or jade, and if i hand't of gotten a hold of you...
[07:51] EB: dude, that would have hurt.
[07:51] TG: well dang its not like i couldve known that from the last 3 years
[07:51] TG: fuckin hell man yall hardly ever spoke to me
[07:51] EB: you weren't around a lot of the time otherwise!
[07:51] TG: because when i was you guys kinda made me feel shitty
[07:52] EB: okay yeah... i guess i did over react about the whole thing with jade.
[07:52] TG: shit got real awkward real fast with jade after that
[07:53] EB: yeah, i know.
[07:53] EB: she wouldn't even talk to me for a long while.
[07:53] TG: well that too but i mean the breakup
[07:53] EB: i don't know what happened during it, she wouldn't talk about it...
[07:54] TG: its complicated
[07:54] TG: im just gonna summarize it with
[07:54] TG: feelings are hard
[07:54] EB: yeah, no kidding...
[07:54] TG: btw i been meaning to ask
[07:54] TG: since when did you start calling me davesprite
[07:54] TG: you use to do it different
[07:55] TG: dave sprite
[07:55] EB: yeah i know... i used to call you dave sprite all the time...
[07:55] TG: i liked that better
[07:55] EB: jade kind of talked me out of it.
[07:55] TG: see
[07:55] TG: this is one of the reasons i broke up with her
[07:55] TG: this is one of the reasons i left
[07:56] EB: i'm sorry. i guess at the time everything jade said just sounded for the better, and it stuck.
[07:56] TG: well too bad for you guys because it fucking sucks in reality
[07:57] EB: if we could of talked this out we could set things straight.
[07:57] EB: y'know, stop just hiding behind corners about things that need to be said.
[07:57] TG: its a little late for that dont you think
[07:57] TG: whyd you guys never think about this before
[07:58] TG: hm dave sprites been getting all distant
[07:58] TG: i wonder if were fucking doing something wrong
[07:58] TG: but no yall were like
[07:58] TG: naaahhh its totally him not us lets just keep treating him like hes less than human
[07:58] TG: less than dave
[07:59] EB: we never wanted to treat you like less! or never meant to if we did.
[08:00] TG: you kinda did
[08:00] EB: when you became more distant from us and wouldn't talk to us about things, we did the same.
[08:00] TG: and by kinda i mean a lot
[08:00] TG: you never even considered why i was becoming distant did you
[08:00] TG: you never even considered maybe i wasnt feeling too hot
[08:00] TG: never bothered seeking me out
[08:00] TG: until now apparently
[08:00] TG: congrats john it only took you three years
[08:01] TG: for the dude who was the first to figure out how the punchcard alchemy worked it sure took you a while to work this garbage out
[08:01] EB: okay that part isn't true. i did try to seek you out in the first year or so, sure it got way less and less, but it was only after what happened with jade when i totally stopped.
[08:02] EB: like i said, you took yourself away from us! the way you acted was that you didn't WANT me to seek you out anymore!
[08:02] TG: when you didnt bother trying to alter the way you treated me i didnt want you to seek me out tbh
[08:03] TG: because when you did you didnt really actually seem to care
[08:03] TG: unless it benefitted you
[08:03] TG: yall wanted your dumb little status quos
[08:03] TG: and man maybe you have a bit of an excuse for being kinda clueless but jade sure as hell didnt
[08:04] EB: like i said, i don't know what happened between you and jade but... if i did, maybe i wouldn't of been os pissy about it?
[08:04] TG: i mean fucking both of us were telling her yo it kinda aint cool to be talking about me as some sort of exotic dave lookalike that wasnt really dave
[08:04] TG: her responses were always like
[08:04] TG: well I dont feel like calling him dave
[08:04] TG: he feels to quote unquote different
[08:05] EB: you felt like she was overestimating you?
[08:06] TG: because apparently having a slightly different experience for maybe 4 months to a year at the point than alpha dave means that the previous 13 years of being dave are null and void and i aint allowed to be dave anymore
[08:06] TG: i mean so fucking what if being from that other timeline and becoming a sprite changed me a little
[08:07] EB: dave sprite...
[08:07] TG: i used to think that didnt mean i wasnt less of a dave
[08:07] TG: but if both of you thought otherwise i guess i was the odd one out
[08:07] TG: rose probably thinks so too
[08:08] TG: you know not once did she talk to me in the timespan between me prototyping myself and hopping on the boat with you guys
[08:08] TG: youd think shed give a shit since im pretty sure she fused with her dreamself from my timeline
[08:08] TG: but i guess once she got around alpha dave she figured out how redundant i was
[08:09] TG: that he was the good ol dave everyone loves
[08:09] TG: and im the janky broke ass one
[08:09] TG: the offbrand knockoff
[08:10] EB: oh wow... you really were under appriciated.
[08:10] EB: i mean, you saved our timeline and everything.
[08:10] EB: shit.
[08:10] TG: damn fucking right i did
[08:11] TG: you and jade were fucking dead
[08:11] TG: jade was dust on dead earth
[08:11] TG: you were a bloody smear on typheuses doorstep
[08:11] TG: rose turned to alcohol
[08:12] TG: she hated the taste but she felt better
[08:12] TG: i just
[08:12] TG: grinded for grist and levels
[08:12] TG: and pretending shit werent so bad
[08:13] TG: had a constant trigger finger to just go back and fix things because it was fucking hard but rose was always saying to wait and gather more information
[08:13] TG: i didnt give a shit about no damn stupid games information
[08:13] TG: i just wanted my friends back
[08:13] TG: turns out i never got them back haha oh wow