Drakengard 1/Nier/Nier Automata, jumpa #364, 856, 857

[Drakengard 1, jump #364]

Drawback: Sealed Timeline (1300)

Rolled Empire City

Warrior

Singularity (900)
Hurt and Harp (Free)
Slaughterism (600)
Sovereign Beast (0)
Story of the Little Hero (Free)

I've thought about this one for a while.

>The world is ending
The world ending is honestly a good thing.
Like, God's a prick but. So is everyone else.
>Everyone will be eaten by giant babies
That's exactly what 99.999% of them all deserve.
>Giant babies approaching me
Even at this point of the chain I have 2 perks and many, many more charms that make divine beings really, really like me. I high-five those fuckers. This twisted game needs to be reset.
>Empire going down in flames
Good.
>Manah being yuge and dive-bombed by flights of dragons
Aight.
>Dragons and Grotesqueries battling it out in the sky
Wonderful.
>Legna shrieking bloody murder because all the effort he put into getting Inuart riled up is getting blown up ahead of schedule
Perfect.

I literally just boom tubed over to where Caim and Angelus were making their pact, picked them up, and boomed tubed them to another universe. There's nothing else worth saving here.

I guess I have to take Furiae along too. Otherwise I'll have to risk Caim trying to murder his way into another universe somehow, and after a while she'll turn into a shrieking murder angel.

I took them to Nier Automata. Well, a timeline that led to events and circumstances approximating Nier Automata. The Terminals started fucking with Caim and Angelus using their recreations of the circumstances of that timeline's version of their counterparts' murder. Caim and Angelus discovered the true meaning of friendship, in which knowing is half the battle. And the other half is Machine Lifeform murder. There was a big climatic battle between Simulation Caim who was inexplicably riding a jet like a dragon, and and OG murder brigade, that ended with the Terminals' big fancy tower being exploded before they could fly away. After that, they retired to a nice castle built by their android fan club waited on hand and foot by cute katana maids.

Afterwards Caim and Angelus had a warm dragon cuddle atop a pile of dead robots, while Furiae cried and masturbated in the corner, because that is how Furiae do. Silently bemoaning the fact that with all magic gone there were no more opportunities to turn into a giant murder angel.

[Nier, jump #856]

Drawbacks: Shadow Hunt, Snow Storm (1600)

Tokyo

Drop-In, age 18

Only Make One Trip (Free)
The Old World (1700)
WCJ (1500)
Choose Your Own Adventure (1200)
Iron Pipe (Free)
WCS Supply (900)
Android Allies (700)
Pet Boar (600)
Blue Grimoire (0)


[Nier: Automata redux, jump #857]

Drawbacks: Robnoxious, Flesh against Steel, Nothing Is As It Seems (1300)

Rolled Bunker

Terminal (1000)

A to B to C (Free)
Surpassing the Creator (900)
What the Maker has Wrought (700)
Deus Machina (400)
Basic Gear (Free)
Bag of Chips (Free)
Village (300)
The Ark (0)

I was out in the wilderness one fine day, fending off 50 pissed off bears with an impromptu spare maid outfit and an anachronistically effective katana, when I received what I thought was a faulty package of information over the Machine Network. I hooked into the Network to report an error to my sister Terminals.

[What are you talking about? There is no error. This is the plan] said A.
[This does not compute]
[It's only logical you know. We need conflict to grow] said B.
[But this is illogical]
[Really it's a miracle we were able to salvage the Queen-Beast data from a certain point in human history] said A.
[But this makes no sense]
[By recreating a being that only the strongest recorded human in any timeline managed to defeat, and antagonising the extremely powerful adjacent world of final fantasies, we can achieve unprecedented levels of evolution] said B.
[But...your plan is...to antagonise a reality that has generated Shantotto and Lightning Farrow...by recreating a malign deity...and integrating it's data into your subsystems] I said, very slowly and carefully.
[But think about the combat data we could gather!] said A and B together.

I thought about the combat data they would likely gather.

[Well. This planet had a good run. Actually no it had a terrible run. Good riddance]
[Where are you going?] asked A as I manifested at my hidden android village and ordered everyone to pack up their things and leave.
[Out] I said firmly, activating the spare Ship of Light.
[Out?] said B.
[Straight out of this atmosphere, before it gets covered in giant babies] I said firmly.

And then I flew my crew to Europa, to watch the fireworks at a safe distance.