“...It’s a very simple format, really. Two teams enter, one team leaves. At the end, only one team will be left. I trust that even inferior beings such as yourselves will be able to understand that. We’ve hosted these at many wonderful exotic locations over the years, but due to budget cuts we’re renting out this “hypercube” from the terribly boring year 1997. The winners will receive a slightly less fantastic prize than previous seasons, again due to budget cuts, that we’ll reveal once we figure out what we’re able to afford. The surviving losers will be tortured for my amusement and then returned to their home dimensions, where they’ll have to live with the most terrible consequence of all: the knowledge that they have disappointed Phane. And don’t even think about escaping, a piece of the hypercube will stay secured to your body at all times, we can use it to restrict your movement, teleport you wherever we please, or exterminate you if we really have to.”

- Season 13, Round 0, globsterzone