The Department of Afterlife Transportation

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #644
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>anon works in the one place EVERYONE in hell hates
>The Department of Afterlife Transportation
>Blitzo and Verosika both share a hatred fir the DAT
>Blitzo couldn't legally get the means to go to earth and Verosika had to fill out dozens of pages of bureaucratic bullshit just to get her permit to learn how to open portals to earth
>And then she had to take the test for a fee of 2500 dollars, and then fill out yet more papers
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>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LICENSE IS SUSPENDED?!"
"Miss do you have any idea how many fucking cover ups we had to fucking pull after your shitty little fiasco on earth?"
>Verosika growls at Anon
>"That fucking fish was from that fuck Blitz!"
"Blitzo, and by extension I.M.P, have no way of going to earth in the first place. And forensics have shown that the demonized fish had been altered by chemicals that were on your person."
>Verosika was almost ready to strangle anon until she heard what he said about blitzo
>"Hey, did you know that Blitz stole a grimior?"
>Anon stops filling out a belligerent customer report and looks up at her
"What."
>"Yeah, his whole shitty business uses it to go to earth to kill humans!"
>Anon prints out a learners permit for Verosika and slides it over to her after stamping it
"The headache for this permit is less than the one i would have had if you hadn't told me about this. Have a nice day, get the fuck out."