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Clash of the Demon Gods!~ Shroom's Mouth vs Beelzebub's Rage

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  1. [2018-10-03 21:08] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Shroom. You were wondering about Beelze... you should ask him![/sub]
  2. [2018-10-03 21:09] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]The kitten is here? Great! [/sub]
  3. [2018-10-03 21:09] [user]Shroom[/user]: [i][b]BEELZEKITTEN[/b][/i]
  4. [2018-10-03 21:09] *[user]Evil Saiyan Cumber[/user] [sub]wants to pet a Kitten.[/sub]
  5. [2018-10-03 21:10] [user]Shroom[/user]: How goes it?
  6. [2018-10-03 21:10] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]knocks[/b] Shroom in the back of the head with the pommel of his sword from behind.
  7. [2018-10-03 21:10] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][b]Yo. Shroom.[/b][/sub]
  8. [2018-10-03 21:11] *[user]Shroom[/user] lifts his scythe to greet Beelzebub's pommel with a shaft kiss.
  9. [2018-10-03 21:12] [user]Shroom[/user]: Well at least you have a [b]blade[/b].. But let me guess.. it's a can-opener?
  10. [2018-10-03 21:12] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] slides a pizza across the floor with extra cheese and garlic
  11. [2018-10-03 21:12] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Close. It's a [b]shroom[/b]-opener. Should it ever come to that, y'know.
  12. [2018-10-03 21:12] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [sub]stomps the ground to send the pizza flying straight into his mouth. Catches out of the air like a frisbee.[/sub]
  13. [2018-10-03 21:13] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Dammit Bee.
  14. [2018-10-03 21:13] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: You can do better then that
  15. [2018-10-03 21:13] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Uh keehckflupped uh [b]pizzuh![/b] Whuddyuhwunt frum muh?[/sub]
  16. [2018-10-03 21:14] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]NOM.[/b]
  17. [2018-10-03 21:15] *[user]Shroom[/user] eyes Rhoswen, shoots her a grin with a scythe-wave! "Yo.. demon babe.. You're not Roberu are ya?" He then gestures to Beelze, tapping the shaft of his scythe to his shoulder, "or this one's, right? I mean.. you [b]did[/b] feed 'em..."
  18. [2018-10-03 21:17] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]GULP![/b] "Close, but no cigar. Nitmer already bagged her and tagged her. I figure a bro needs their chance to shine, so I let 'em have this one! [sub]Already got Retkan, anyway... Sorta.[/sub]" Spinspinspinspin poofs his sword away.
  19. [2018-10-03 21:17] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]...Oofh. Heartburn.[/sub]
  20. [2018-10-03 21:17] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: No I am not a Roberu, who is that?
  21. [2018-10-03 21:17] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] she flicks her hair back and eyes Shroom
  22. [2018-10-03 21:17] *[user]Queen Yasa[/user] can purr like a kitten. Demands pets.
  23. [2018-10-03 21:18] *[user]Shroom[/user] pets the Yasa babe
  24. [2018-10-03 21:18] *[user]Queen Yasa[/user] punches Shroom.
  25. [2018-10-03 21:19] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][b]HAH![/b][/sub]
  26. [2018-10-03 21:19] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: I always feed him Pizza
  27. [2018-10-03 21:19] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: its funny to watch him catch it
  28. [2018-10-03 21:19] [user]Shroom[/user]: So Fu's got a babe.. You've got a.. what now? And this one belongs to a Nit-wha?.. Eh.. Still.. babe's a babe!
  29. [2018-10-03 21:19] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] she grins and reaches into a portal sliding out another
  30. [2018-10-03 21:19] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: BEE
  31. [2018-10-03 21:20] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] with a twist of her hips she flicks it sailing high into the air
  32. [2018-10-03 21:20] *[user]Shroom[/user] also unphased! Punched.. but just takes it and is staring at Beelzebub
  33. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Nitmer. His name is Nitmer
  34. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Yup!
  35. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Good ol' Nitbro!
  36. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: One of the closest homies I got, next to Fu.
  37. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Oh. Hang on.[/sub]
  38. [2018-10-03 21:20] [user]Shroom[/user]: Does he kill things?
  39. [2018-10-03 21:21] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]BACKFLIP TUMBLE ACROBATIC LEAP[/b] nabs the pizza out of the air with his mouth!
  40. [2018-10-03 21:21] *[user]Queen Yasa[/user] would find that hot if he wasn't a demon.... thing.
  41. [2018-10-03 21:23] *[user]Shroom[/user] slowclaps for Beelzebub. He'll [b]have[/b] to give him Cool Points for that one...
  42. [2018-10-03 21:23] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]GULP![/b]
  43. [2018-10-03 21:23] [user]F u[/user]: Hm..
  44. [2018-10-03 21:23] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Heck if I know if he kills things. I mean... [sub]I'd prefer he didn't, but, his prerogative, man.[/sub]
  45. [2018-10-03 21:23] *[user]F u[/user] squints at the Queen..
  46. [2018-10-03 21:23] [user]F u[/user]: ... I feel like I've had plans for you...
  47. [2018-10-03 21:23] [user]F u[/user]: What's your name?
  48. [2018-10-03 21:24] *[user]Queen Yasa[/user] might be down to start that tonight, but American Horror Story first.
  49. [2018-10-03 21:25] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]we can try but I gotta be up at 5 am tomorrow so i can get to work :')[/sub]
  50. [2018-10-03 21:26] [user]Queen Yasa[/user]: then not tonight.
  51. [2018-10-03 21:26] [user]Shroom[/user]: Well, he's still on the eh list. Probably next to [b]you[/b]. You give demons the [i]wrong type of bad name[/i] Beelzebub. How'd Dabura let you get away with this?... That old man was cool back in the day. Really knew how to handle things....
  52. [2018-10-03 21:27] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Woo! Nice one
  53. [2018-10-03 21:27] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: You want one?
  54. [2018-10-03 21:27] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Simple, Shroom. It's a lil' quote I learned from a wise dude, once.
  55. [2018-10-03 21:28] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] glances towards Shroom and slides out a pizza with mushrooms on it to spite him
  56. [2018-10-03 21:28] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] lounges. "The actions of the father don't define the actions of the son. He ain't me, and you sure as [b]hell[/b] ain't me, no matter how much you wanna be~."
  57. [2018-10-03 21:28] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: I walk my own path, as a Demon Prince!
  58. [2018-10-03 21:28] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Royalty....*snorts*
  59. [2018-10-03 21:29] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] sliding up on the counter she pops a slice out and eats , pulling off a shroom for the spider on her shoulder
  60. [2018-10-03 21:29] *[user]Shroom[/user] eyes Rhoswen and snickers, "Yeup!" He twirls that scythe and uses it to pop up a slice of pizza, holding it there to munch on lazily. "Thanks, babe."
  61. [2018-10-03 21:29] [user]Shroom[/user]: Huh... [sub]Demon Prince of Catnip...[/sub]
  62. [2018-10-03 21:30] [user]Shroom[/user]: Speakin' of! Your cus' is gunna enhance some Devil's Grass. Make a new strain of potency.
  63. [2018-10-03 21:30] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: So's long as SandLand's okay, I'm not in much of a hurry to do the whole "[b]Manifest Dabstiny[/b]" the old man keeps talkin' about. Breaks his heart, but I don't think he can complain so's long as I stay stro-- Eh?
  64. [2018-10-03 21:31] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Devil's Grass? The [b]gains[/b] killer?! Hah, hey, I won't knock your habits, man!
  65. [2018-10-03 21:31] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Have fun! Heh.[/sub]
  66. [2018-10-03 21:32] [user]Shroom[/user]: [i][b]Pffft![/b][/i] There's nothin' better than tokin' [sub]a blade[/sub] in a slaughter and enjoyin' a niiiice blaze [sub]of glory[/sub]
  67. [2018-10-03 21:33] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Gains, girls, games and good times. The 4 Gs to a life well lived, if you ask [b]me![/b]
  68. [2018-10-03 21:36] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] snorts with a laugh
  69. [2018-10-03 21:37] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Catnip....oh...Im going to have to tell Nitmer
  70. [2018-10-03 21:38] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Mm, slaughters are quite fun, [sub]though its hard to find enough to create a blaze of glory which makes me sad[/sub]
  71. [2018-10-03 21:38] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: You guys and yer bedlam. Sheesh! Get a better hobby!
  72. [2018-10-03 21:39] [user]Shroom[/user]: So what's yer latest floozy like? Anythin' like this babe's.. Nitmer was it?... And wh-OH! Demon babe just earned a whooole set of Cool Points. Slaughters are the best! Right up there with a good ol' massacre! Really gets the heads a rollin'!
  73. [2018-10-03 21:40] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Hmph! Retkan isn't like you two! She's nice! And smells nice! Aaaaand [sub]she'sahorriblymesseduppersonwhoneedsalotofhelpreacclimatingherselfsocially.[/sub]
  74. [2018-10-03 21:43] [user]Shroom[/user]: So... You're a kitten and.. she's a mouse? Kehehehehe... [i]Social acclimation?[/i] So you could say she's... [b]inexperienced?[/b]
  75. [2018-10-03 21:44] *[user]Shroom[/user] cannot help but [b]grin[/b] with his tongue peeking forth.
  76. [2018-10-03 21:45] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's glare goes from relaxed to [b]smoldering[/b] in a split second with that vulgar expression Shroom assumes. [sub]The room shakes a little.[/sub]
  77. [2018-10-03 21:45] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [b]Do. Not. Go there.[/b]
  78. [2018-10-03 21:46] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: You should tell him about her Acrush
  79. [2018-10-03 21:46] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] she smiles to Bee her fangs showing
  80. [2018-10-03 21:46] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Shes a rather nice girl, bit innocent
  81. [2018-10-03 21:47] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Sheesh, she's still stuck on that...?[/sub]
  82. [2018-10-03 21:47] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]KEHEHEHE[/sub] So Beelzebub... does.. does this mean.. you'd get [i]upset[/i] if I let her.. touch my shaft?
  83. [2018-10-03 21:47] *[user]Shroom[/user] lets his fingers dance along his scythe's shaft of course!
  84. [2018-10-03 21:48] [user]Shroom[/user]: Acrush?.... Do I.. want to know?..
  85. [2018-10-03 21:49] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Depends. You like those hands of yours?
  86. [2018-10-03 21:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: Would [i]she[/i] like these hands of mine?
  87. [2018-10-03 21:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: Why am I askin' you....
  88. [2018-10-03 21:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: I can find out for myself!
  89. [2018-10-03 21:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Attached or otherwise, [b]no.[/b]
  90. [2018-10-03 21:52] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's brow furrows tighter.
  91. [2018-10-03 21:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]You lay off her.[/sub]
  92. [2018-10-03 21:53] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Is it 'cause you lay [b]on[/b] her?[/sub]
  93. [2018-10-03 21:53] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: They do sleep together
  94. [2018-10-03 21:53] [user]Shroom[/user]: Kehehehehehe!
  95. [2018-10-03 21:56] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]Beelzegrowl![/b]
  96. [2018-10-03 21:59] [user]Shroom[/user]: Oh I can't wait to meet this babe... and even that paperworking Roberu. [i]Fun times ahead...[/i]
  97. [2018-10-03 21:59] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] shoots up onto his feet!
  98. [2018-10-03 21:59] [user]Shroom[/user]: So Beelze.. where did you meet this one? Food joint? Arcade? ...Pet shop?
  99. [2018-10-03 22:00] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Let me make myself as [b]clear[/b] as I can, [b]SHROOM.[/b] So's long as I'm still kickin', y'ain't gonna [b]so much as LOOK[/b] at Retkan! She's already ran into Fu before, I don't need her gettin' swindled by someone like [b]you.[/b]
  100. [2018-10-03 22:00] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [sub]flops back down into his beanbag chair. Folds his arms.[/sub]
  101. [2018-10-03 22:00] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]...It was at an ice cream store.[/sub]
  102. [2018-10-03 22:06] *[user]Shroom[/user] let his tongue trail over his teeth with an upward chin-tilt of sheer delight. "Kehehe.. So.. what you're sayin' is she's [b]vulnerable[/b] and open to [b]persuasions...[/b] I can have some fun with a few [b]influences[/b] of my own there.. Especially since she's made it by Fu! ..Bet I could get her and this other babe out for a [b][i]real good time[/i][/b].." His red gaze danced between Beelze and Rhoswen grimly.
  103. [2018-10-03 22:11] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: ...Heh! Good luck! For the first time in his life, that dude's actually [b]protective[/b] about something besides his experiments! Not only would [b]he[/b] cream you if ya tried doin' something to Roberu, Roberu's no slouch either. Sorry, Mr. Party Weed Man. Yer gonna have to work a [b]lot[/b] harder if you wanna cause discord as things are now.
  104. [2018-10-03 22:11] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] leans back further, dismissively waving his hand in Shroom's direction. "Maybe Aunt Putine'll take ya, or somethin'."
  105. [2018-10-03 22:12] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Oh my....what a fued
  106. [2018-10-03 22:12] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] those crimson eyes stare at Shroom for a moment.
  107. [2018-10-03 22:13] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: What makes you think you could take me anywhere blade man
  108. [2018-10-03 22:14] [user]Shroom[/user]: Oh I know he is! But I'm not interested in bothering [i]him[/i]. It's about time Fu got himself a babe he has actual interest in beyond [b]science![/b] And she's into the kind of [i]papers[/i] I ain't got interest in! But still.. I wanna see her [i][b]assets.[/b][/i]
  109. [2018-10-03 22:15] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Great, awesome. If you don't need to speak through a voice doohickey like my great great great grandpa Baal after she's done with ya, lemme know how that goes.
  110. [2018-10-03 22:16] *[user]Shroom[/user] snickered to Rhoswen, "Kehehe.. Just figured ya might like a night on the town cuttin' through some folk! I really got the urge for some good ol' soul reapin'."
  111. [2018-10-03 22:18] [user]Shroom[/user]: So she's not as fun as Towa? [b][i]Meh..[/i][/b] Shoulda figured with [i]Fu's tastes[/i]... So then it's [i]this one[/i], that Nit-mar guy, aaaand.. [i]Wetcan?[/i]
  112. [2018-10-03 22:19] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [b]RETKAN.[/b]
  113. [2018-10-03 22:20] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] for a moment....she seemed slightly interested, but only because he was talking about killing people
  114. [2018-10-03 22:20] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Dont touch Nitmer
  115. [2018-10-03 22:22] [user]Shroom[/user]: Retkan, got it. Knowin' her name is a good step! [i]Thanks Beelze! You're a big help.[/i]
  116. [2018-10-03 22:24] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [b]RRRGH![/b]
  117. [2018-10-03 22:25] [user]Shroom[/user]: Yikes... Listen babe, I don;t plan to [i]touch him[/i] okay? But if he's into killin' some things and you are too.. Might as well make a day of killin' things together! I could always use some new skulls for the mantle. [i]And there's nothin' more appealin' than the images I got in my head of the battlefield right now..[/i]
  118. [2018-10-03 22:25] [user]Shroom[/user]: Well... Perhaps if I dragged along that [i]Retkan[/i] to it... And if anyone breaks, I'll just toss 'em at Fu!
  119. [2018-10-03 22:27] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Dozzat mean if I just so happen to break your neck by [b]accident[/b], I could just toss you to Fu and let him experiment on you forever?
  120. [2018-10-03 22:27] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] gets some uncharacteristic hostility and bloodlust whenever [b]Shroom's[/b] in tow.
  121. [2018-10-03 22:28] [user]Shroom[/user]: No.
  122. [2018-10-03 22:28] [user]Shroom[/user]: Well.. maybe..
  123. [2018-10-03 22:28] [user]Shroom[/user]: I mean.. if you grow up from bein' such a kitten... and gain some actual [i]claws[/i]
  124. [2018-10-03 22:28] [user]Shroom[/user]: Like a real [b]demon[/b]
  125. [2018-10-03 22:29] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: I've got claws and then some! I'm more demon than you are a Death God!
  126. [2018-10-03 22:29] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: And I don't need aimless destruction ta' prove that, bub!
  127. [2018-10-03 22:29] [user]Shroom[/user]: [b]KEHEHEHE[/b]
  128. [2018-10-03 22:29] [user]Shroom[/user]: I guess I hit a nerve! [i]Noice...[/i]
  129. [2018-10-03 22:30] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Trust me, all my nerves get tied in [b]knots[/b] whenever you swing by, Shroom. Yer a walkin' migraine.
  130. [2018-10-03 22:34] [user]Shroom[/user]: Yeup! I got [b]that[/b] affect on [i]weak minds. [/i]
  131. [2018-10-03 22:35] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Will makes a demon a demon, Shroom, and you should count yer demonic blessings I'm not jumpin' outta this bean bag chair right now turnin' you into a weed-injected sushi.
  132. [2018-10-03 22:36] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]'sides. We'd get blood all over Rhoswen. Chicks don't look so good covered in blood. Shit's scary.[/sub]
  133. [2018-10-03 22:36] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]'specially when it ain't [b]theirs.[/b][/sub]
  134. [2018-10-03 22:36] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]I'm having so much fun watching you two, by the way. Don't mind me, keep going![/sub]
  135. [2018-10-03 22:36] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Oh yeah I could tell with you waving a kirimeter baton behind my [b]NECK, FU.[/b][/sub]
  136. [2018-10-03 22:37] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] brushes off her shoulders.
  137. [2018-10-03 22:37] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]That's where you're wrong [b]AGAIN[/b] Beelze. Babes look GREAT covered in blood that's not theirs![/sub]
  138. [2018-10-03 22:37] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: HEY
  139. [2018-10-03 22:37] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: I like blood
  140. [2018-10-03 22:38] [user]Shroom[/user]: See?! She's got [b][i]good taste[/i][/b]
  141. [2018-10-03 22:38] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Being covered in blood that isnt mind is even better[/sub]
  142. [2018-10-03 22:38] *[user]Shroom[/user] adds more Cool Points to Rhoswen
  143. [2018-10-03 22:38] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Of course I do
  144. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Beelze, need backup?~[/sub]
  145. [2018-10-03 22:39] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] glances at her nails and then lifts up her little scythe at Shoom
  146. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Tis small but mighty
  147. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Shroom[/user]: Oh now that's just [i]adorable[/i]
  148. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Isnt it
  149. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: I don't need backup from my own cousin!
  150. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: This ain't a one sided roast, Fu!
  151. [2018-10-03 22:39] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: It even rips open rifts
  152. [2018-10-03 22:40] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] she grins at Shroom
  153. [2018-10-03 22:41] [user]Shroom[/user]: Oh now I really like you. Finally a demon with a good sense of demonic decency!
  154. [2018-10-03 22:41] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Yeah, [b]whoopee.[/b][/sub]
  155. [2018-10-03 22:41] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Well...and fashion
  156. [2018-10-03 22:41] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] adjusts her clothing which look far to close to Shrooms
  157. [2018-10-03 22:41] [user]Shroom[/user]: Beelze, you could learn a lot from her!
  158. [2018-10-03 22:41] [user]Shroom[/user]: [i]She even has great fashion sense.[/i]
  159. [2018-10-03 22:42] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Oh, [b]please![/b]
  160. [2018-10-03 22:43] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: I'm the [b]Dark Lord King[/b] of Fashion! Just look at the cape! The pants, the boots!
  161. [2018-10-03 22:43] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: I look like I got torn straight out of [b]Dragon Quest![/b]
  162. [2018-10-03 22:43] [user]Shroom[/user]: But ya got the demeanor of a widdle bunny wabbit at times.
  163. [2018-10-03 22:43] [user]Shroom[/user]: But at least they even [b]do something[/b] so you're more of a kitty
  164. [2018-10-03 22:44] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Yeah, a widdle bunny wabbit that could punch clear through your stupid chest.
  165. [2018-10-03 22:44] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Hardy har har.[/sub]
  166. [2018-10-03 22:44] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]YOU SHOULD TRY[/sub]
  167. [2018-10-03 22:44] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][b]I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION FU[/b][/sub]
  168. [2018-10-03 22:44] [user]Shroom[/user]: A chest doesn't have a brain, so it's not stupid. ..Fu really did get a better education than you, huh...
  169. [2018-10-03 22:45] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: hey hey
  170. [2018-10-03 22:45] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Bunnies can be scary
  171. [2018-10-03 22:45] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: HEY! Don't you [b]dare[/b] twist my words, you slanty-eyed sewer-mouth! Y'know [b]damn well[/b] what I meant!
  172. [2018-10-03 22:45] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] shoes Shroom a picture of the bunny from Monty Python and the holy grail with giant fangs killing people
  173. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: I like spiders more
  174. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]You guys are gonna get violent soon, right[/sub]
  175. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]Shroom[/user]: Awww.. it's adorable... [sub]but that's why Beelze is a kitten. [/sub]
  176. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Kittens got claws Shroom
  177. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]Shroom[/user]: Not this one.
  178. [2018-10-03 22:46] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Have you seen his [i]tanks?[/i]
  179. [2018-10-03 22:47] [user]Shroom[/user]: He tries to hiss, hacks up a furball.
  180. [2018-10-03 22:47] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: hardcore
  181. [2018-10-03 22:47] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]For the record, I'm cheering for you, Beelzebud![/sub]
  182. [2018-10-03 22:47] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]I dont think he believes you Fu[/sub]
  183. [2018-10-03 22:47] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]I don't believe him.[/sub]
  184. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]I didnt think so[/sub]
  185. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]F u[/user]: W-whuh? Why not?
  186. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]F u[/user]: I'm hurt..!
  187. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Hmph! Y'know damn well why! As strong as I am in Darkness, it...
  188. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Usually those who get cheered for are the underdogs.[/sub]
  189. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]...Dabura's sake it [b]HURTS[/b] ta' say this...[/sub]
  190. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: WAIT
  191. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Or.. under-kitty...[/sub]
  192. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Are you the Night Bee?[/sub]
  193. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: ...I'm still weaker. I need [b]Demon God.[/b]
  194. [2018-10-03 22:48] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Are you....[/sub]
  195. [2018-10-03 22:49] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Tiny Smog[/sub]
  196. [2018-10-03 22:49] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Zip it, Pizza girl.[/sub]
  197. [2018-10-03 22:49] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] drops one atop his head, massive cheese
  198. [2018-10-03 22:49] [user]F u[/user]: Demon God?! Even the words are so [b]daunting[/b]!
  199. [2018-10-03 22:49] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: pfffft
  200. [2018-10-03 22:49] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Not really
  201. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]F u[/user]: But to be direct: Yes, Beelzebud, Shroom is a [b]Demon God[/b], which technically... puts you on a social status far below him.
  202. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]F u[/user]: As they say: What's a King to a God?
  203. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Yeah, well if you'd [b]LEND ME A HAND[/b] like ya said ya would 'bout a [b]YEAR[/b] ago, I'd be introducing Shroom's face to the bottom of my boot [b]yesterday![/b]
  204. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: And you know what they also say...
  205. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: What's a God to a non-believer?
  206. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Wasnt the saying lend me your ears?[/sub]
  207. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]That's my line Beelze![/sub]
  208. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: ...Whatever. I already promised Uncle Mira I'd get stronger by my own methods!
  209. [2018-10-03 22:50] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Sooner or later, I won't even need Demon God!
  210. [2018-10-03 22:50] *[user]Shroom[/user] flexes at Beelzebub, pulls down his right eyelid and sticks his tongue out
  211. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: You havent yet?
  212. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] [sub]sits with a bucket of popcorn, watching quietly. More or less to make sure the delinquents weren't mucking up too badly.[/sub]
  213. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] reaches over and touches Bee's bicep
  214. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: got a ways to go sir
  215. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] [b]FLEX.[/b]
  216. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: Kehehehehe
  217. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Check again.[/sub]
  218. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][b]CHECK AGAIN DAMN IT.[/b][/sub]
  219. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: [b]KEHEHEHEHE[/b]
  220. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Did you pump air into it?[/sub]
  221. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] touches it again
  222. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] pinches a bit of that popcorn. It's probably fine.
  223. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][b]NO![/b][/sub]
  224. [2018-10-03 22:51] *[user]Shroom[/user] rolls about
  225. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]... this is gettin' hard to watch.[/sub]
  226. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Shroom[/user]: Keheheheheheheheheeeeee...
  227. [2018-10-03 22:51] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: But its squishy
  228. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: ooooh maybe its jelly?
  229. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: AND YOU! Quit yer dopey giggling!
  230. [2018-10-03 22:52] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] gasps and claps her hands
  231. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Shroom[/user]: Who needs Devil's Grass.. when we've got.. [b]squishy Beelze[/b]
  232. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: One of these days, Shroom...!
  233. [2018-10-03 22:52] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] fist griiiiiip!
  234. [2018-10-03 22:52] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] holds his bucket of popcorn out to Chazabelle. He got the Saiyan sized bucket, plenty to share.
  235. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Shroom[/user]: [b]BEELZESQUISH[/b]
  236. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]F u[/user]: ... aaalriight Beelzebud....
  237. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Fu is he always this tender hearted[/sub]
  238. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Psst.[/sub]
  239. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: ...Feh! Whatever! This crap ain't--
  240. [2018-10-03 22:52] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Huh?[/sub]
  241. [2018-10-03 22:53] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]What? Whaddayawant now?[/sub]
  242. [2018-10-03 22:53] *[user]Shroom[/user] holds out a Beelzebub action figure. Squeezes it to flex.. and it goes [b]mew[/b]
  243. [2018-10-03 22:53] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Since I'm a nice guy, I've got... a whole bunch of Kiri to spare to you.[/sub]
  244. [2018-10-03 22:53] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] falls off the counter laughing
  245. [2018-10-03 22:53] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Eh? Just how much, exactly?[/sub]
  246. [2018-10-03 22:53] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] pretends to die and holds a lily atop her chest
  247. [2018-10-03 22:53] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Death caused by laughter[/sub]
  248. [2018-10-03 22:54] [user]Shroom[/user]: Hey babe... how about we nab Retkan and [i]cover her in blood[/i]? You both would look great!
  249. [2018-10-03 22:54] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] doesn't even eat much to begin with! His enormous popcorn bucket is safe from being horribly pillaged by a strange green person! Thumbs up to him though for not going Saiyan Possessive on the food! Crunch!
  250. [2018-10-03 22:54] [user]F u[/user]: ... pleenty.
  251. [2018-10-03 22:54] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]In this case, it's fine death isn't caused by my scythe.[/sub]
  252. [2018-10-03 22:54] [user]F u[/user]: Just something to [i]even[/i] in out and make it more interesting.
  253. [2018-10-03 22:54] *[user]F u[/user] clearly omits a 'for me'
  254. [2018-10-03 22:55] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Wait.. does this mean.. Beelzebub has the chance to KILL someone? ...Even if it is with laughter only?[/sub]
  255. [2018-10-03 22:55] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: ...Normally I wouldn't even [b]consider[/b] your methods, but when someone like [b]HIM[/b] starts talkin' about Retkan like that, it's time to step up.
  256. [2018-10-03 22:55] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: Pump me full of that Kiri, damn it!
  257. [2018-10-03 22:55] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] has moved passed the possessive food phase, having found that sharing food is far better! Because that means others can enjoy. [sub]and you can nic some of their food in return. Handy for when you don't have any.[/sub]
  258. [2018-10-03 22:56] [user]F u[/user]: Heheheeh! Alriighty! Now [b]let's see what kinda effect all this beautiful energy I picked has on ya[/b]
  259. [2018-10-03 22:57] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub]Wait you're not just gonna jab a giant kirineedle in me are you--[/sub]
  260. [2018-10-03 22:57] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] can't argue with that logic, it really makes sense! So, second handful of popcorn was stolen while completely and totally restraining her extreme hype for actually sitting beside The Gogeta! [sub]So awesome.[/sub]
  261. [2018-10-03 22:57] [user]Gogeta Blue[/user]: [sub]He probably is.[/sub]
  262. [2018-10-03 22:59] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Beelze, here I thought you were [b]pure[/b] but you have to resort to needles to face me...[/sub]
  263. [2018-10-03 22:59] [user]Shroom[/user]: Tsk tsk...
  264. [2018-10-03 22:59] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] raised a hand to scratch at the back of his head. He's pretty glad he isn't like Gotenks. Otherwise this would surely go to his head! He'd lean over to whisper. [sub]"So, if you had to guess. What exactly is going on? I'm sorta lost."[/sub]
  265. [2018-10-03 22:59] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [b]I'M NOT![/b] I'm asking [b]four eyes here[/b] if he's really gonna hafta resort to some weird shit to give me the kiri I need to [b]put you in your place![/b]
  266. [2018-10-03 22:59] *[user]F u[/user] sweeps his arm forward, dramatically whipping open his palm towards Beelze!-- [b]FWOOOSH[/b] A funnel of [b]raw[/b] energy spirals upon the broad red's frame, coiling around it without mercy before [b]CRSH[/b] squeezing into [sub]every orifice[/sub], almost... [b]overwhelming[/b] with sheer demon might.
  267. [2018-10-03 23:00] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: And IIIII[i][i]IIIIII[/i][/i][i][b]OOOOOOHSWEETANDHOLYFU--[/b][/i]
  268. [2018-10-03 23:00] [user]Shroom[/user]: ...Huh...
  269. [2018-10-03 23:00] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Not sure I like where this is goin' now...[/sub]
  270. [2018-10-03 23:00] [user]F u[/user]: There ya go, good buddy!
  271. [2018-10-03 23:01] [user]F u[/user]: [i]Gimme a good show![/i]
  272. [2018-10-03 23:01] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] mid-munch and while pointing at the goings on with her other hand, "Not reeeaaally sure! I think they were bantering before a sparring fight but then the scientist got involved and [sub]hoh boy he suddenly feels really very strong.[/sub]"
  273. [2018-10-03 23:01] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's entire body [b]ERUPTS[/b] with a newfound reservoir of near unending kiri that fills him with newfound strength! His yelling becomes [b]UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER![/b] He bypasses Darkness form completely to settle into a more... [b]Sinister[/b] state that further exemplifies his nature as an actual Demon! This [b]palpable jump in power[/b] has him shoot all the way up to [b]L3 TIER![/b] For but a brief moment, he's able to hold onto what he could feel is unequivocally something that could rival [b]Demon God![/b]
  274. [2018-10-03 23:02] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [sub][color=red][b]GEAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!![/b][/color][/sub]
  275. [2018-10-03 23:02] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]... huh. So this confirms my theory that sudden bursts of energy tend to snap the mind![/sub]
  276. [2018-10-03 23:02] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]slidefloats over next to Gogeta and Chaz.[/sub]
  277. [2018-10-03 23:02] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Interesting, amirite?[/sub]
  278. [2018-10-03 23:02] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]munch.[/sub]
  279. [2018-10-03 23:03] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [color=red][b]Yo! Shroom! Y'wanna c'mere n' call me Squishy [i][u]again?![/u][/i][/b][/color]
  280. [2018-10-03 23:03] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] leaned forward in his chair, brow furrowing together. "[color=orange]Man, Fu has all sorts of weird ways to make people stronger.[/color]" His attention drifted over to Fu. "[color=orange]You know, you promised me a strong fighter. Is [b]that[/b] guy it?[/color]"
  281. [2018-10-03 23:04] [user]F u[/user]: Goodness, no! As tough as Beelzebub is now, he's no match for a fusion such as yourself!
  282. [2018-10-03 23:04] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] gave a faint groan as he leaned back in his chair. His excitement snuffed out instantaneously.
  283. [2018-10-03 23:05] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] scoots over to make room for Fu. "It's amazing! I've never seen Demon Ki before! It's so, pressing..."
  284. [2018-10-03 23:06] *[user]Shroom[/user] runs his tongue over his top teeth, red gaze focused on the [b]new and improved Beelzebub[/b] with a bit of a nod. [b]SWOOOSH[/b] He swings his scythe about in hand. "I can call ya [b]squishy[/b] from here, Squishy Kitty. You may got the power... but.. [b]I've got the skill and experince.[/b]" He raises his free hand in a come hither motion. "Bring it on squishy kitty. Let's see those claws, man. Whip 'em out! Kehehehee!"
  285. [2018-10-03 23:06] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] can't even offer Gogeta a good spar. There's just no comparison. [b]BUT ONE DAY-![/b]
  286. [2018-10-03 23:07] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Squishy heh
  287. [2018-10-03 23:07] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Now you're about to see Demon Ki in a clash of PRIDE![/sub]
  288. [2018-10-03 23:07] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]ISN'T THIS AWESOME[/sub]
  289. [2018-10-03 23:07] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] still holds that flower, reaches over though and steals some popcorn watching
  290. [2018-10-03 23:07] [user]Chazabelle[/user]: [sub]ABSOLUTELY![/sub]
  291. [2018-10-03 23:08] [user]Gogeta Blue[/user]: [sub]Oh man! This is gonna be awesome![/sub]
  292. [2018-10-03 23:08] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Someone record this[/sub]
  293. [2018-10-03 23:08] [user]Gogeta Blue[/user]: [sub]Fu do you have anything to drink?[/sub]
  294. [2018-10-03 23:09] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's manic grin further [b]splinters off[/b], almost giving him a glasgow smile as he takes a few ground-rattling stomps in Shroom's direction. One of those [b]PULSATING ARMS[/b] smashes out to the side in order to summon a weapon! A supersized version of Beelze's old [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/b/b9/Alastor_%28DA%29_DMC1.png/revision/latest?cb=20150418055040]sword![/url] [sub]Talk about excessively edgy![/sub] "[color=red]Skill? Experience? [b]Your[/b] privileged ass?! Don't make my sides split laughing! I'd much rather... [b]SPLIT YOU IN [u]HALF!![/u][/b][/color]" The Demon prince bellowed, immediately darting to Shroom with an explosive level of speed seldom seen out of the guy before, aiming to ram the tip of that weapon right through Shroom's throat! [sub]Kitty's got claws, fangs and now a giant sword![/sub]
  295. [2018-10-03 23:11] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] grabs Gogeta's shoulder and shakes him lightly! Look at the sword, look at it! That's so unbelievably cool!
  296. [2018-10-03 23:12] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] head bobs back and forth as he's shaken, eyes wide. "I know! It's like Janemba's sword!"
  297. [2018-10-03 23:12] [user]Gogeta Blue[/user]: [sub][s]I really should work on my Janemba. That way he can join in the hijinks.[/s][/sub]
  298. [2018-10-03 23:14] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] [sub][s]rolls off to do some quick editing.[/s][/sub]
  299. [2018-10-03 23:14] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] released him in favour of raising a fist into the air! "I never saw Janemba's sword! [sub]But I didn't really last long when I fought him either so.... That could have something to do with it.[/sub]"
  300. [2018-10-03 23:15] [user]Gogeta Blue[/user]: Oh man! His sword was soo cool! He can make it from [b]anything[/b] and it does this cool slash that cuts like, everything. It even shoots out this big slash too!
  301. [2018-10-03 23:16] [user]Chazabelle[/user]: Woah.... I wonder if these guys can do something similar!
  302. [2018-10-03 23:16] *[user]Shroom[/user] [b]SHIIIINK[/b] The shaft of his scythe meets Beelzebub's blade, his feet gliding back across the ground from the [b]sheer impact[/b] pushing him back as his head tilts away. [sub]Just to be safe. Yikes! That was too close![/sub] He snarls, pressing in before using that built tension between them to spring from the clash, propelling himself UP AND OVER Beelzebub, kicking off of his back for some added distance followed by a barrage of ki blasts for his exposed back. "Weird that [b]now[/b] ya pick to talk about my ass! But I ain't interested! Not my type man!"
  303. [2018-10-03 23:20] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's grin grows at least [b]two times wider[/b] than his face could reasonably accommodate as he forces Shroom back for once! He can feel all of that amazing [b]POWER[/b] coursing through his [sub]worryingly glowing[/sub] [b]DEMON VEINS![/b] Just that sour expression is enough to gratify Beelze for ages to come... Of course, that psychological victory was short lived as he's knocked back, with his opponent deftly vaulting over him to punt him off, into a combo of raining ki blasts aimed at his backside!... [sub]If he thinks [b]THAT[/b] is anywhere near daunting, then he has yet to be introduced to the new and [b]IMPROVED BEELZEBUB![/b][/sub] He whips right back around on the ball of his foot, slicing clean through several ki blasts at once, and darting back in Shroom's direction to intercept him through that irksome volley of energy! "[color=red]I know yer type [b]EXACTLY.[/b] [b]HEADLESS, SOULLESS AND FIT FOR A [u]DAMN CASKET, YOU SON OF A--!![/u][/b][/color]" That terse threat was followed by a malevolent stream of sword swipes that kept Shroom on the back foot! No man [b]that ripped[/b] should be able to swing that fast!
  304. [2018-10-03 23:21] *[user]Chazabelle[/user] ohp has to go back to work... Have a great match you two! Later dudes!
  305. [2018-10-03 23:22] *[user]Gogeta Blue[/user] waves bye to Chazabelle.
  306. [2018-10-03 23:31] *[user]Shroom[/user] had a sweatdropped look of [sub]WHAT THE HELL DID HE GET HIMSELF INTO?![/sub] as Beelzebub was [b]glowing with power[/b]. He could only stare as Beelzebub charged through, slicing into his ki blasts like a hot knife through butter. [b]Shnk! Shnk! Shnk! [/b] He was having a hard time keeping up against Beelzebub's speed, blade and shaft meeting each incoming swipe as best as he could manage to catch it from [sub]slicing through his flesh.[/sub] Shroom gained an ever [b]annoyed scowl[/b] and arched his scythe back, lashing outward with his [b][sub][color=purple]FLAME DEATH SCYTHE[/color][/sub][/b] in a surge of offensive power [sub]because he was being put into defensive mode right now from the FU-POWERED NON-KITTY DEMON PRINCE[/sub] "Contrary to your thoughts I ain't into [b]that![/b] Kehehehe! I gotta say! Your [b]boost[/b] is damn impressive!" Despite not knowing how much longer he could keep at this, Shroom had the best unhinged grin with his tongue hanging out in sheer doomsday delight!
  307. [2018-10-03 23:38] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] 's adrenaline was rushing at maximum velocity! His heart was throbbing and pumping harder than he'd ever hit the iron before, welling up with [b]unstoppable power[/b] oozing from every core! It's like the man had been given a free overclock and carte blanche to wreak [b]utter havoc[/b] on Shroom! And that building expression of fear, annoyance and actual [b]anger[/b] obfuscated by hollow smiling was the icing on the cake that Beelzebub had no shame in partaking in! Watching that scythe [b]RIP[/b] towards him with an undulating wave of power, he responds by [b]ROOTING[/b] his dominant leg into the ground, and [b]SHINK[/b]ing right through it! [sub]That damn sword just didn't break, did it?![/sub] And neither did he... Unlike Shroom, that unhinged grin was [b]genuine.[/b] A Beelze with commitment to kill... "[color=red]Oh [b]fuck off![/b] You haven't even seen the best part yet... [b][u]ME DICING YOU TO RIBBONS![/u][/b][/color]" Channeling a sickly purple energy through the entirety of that blade, he begins swinging that monstrosity in a back and forth waving arc [url=https://youtu.be/KZTYGGnSIQI?t=1743]forwards![/url] Aimless, yet no less destructive dicing streams hurtling towards Shroom like a swarm of jagged shark fins!
  308. [2018-10-03 23:38] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: "[color=red][b]HOW DOES IT [i]FEEL, SHROOM!?[/i] HOW, DOES, IT, FEEL!?~[/b][/color]"
  309. [2018-10-03 23:43] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]I wonder how long it will take for that energy to run out[/sub] [i]munches more popcorn[/i]
  310. [2018-10-03 23:50] *[user]Shroom[/user] “I seem to remember a certain demon tellin’ me ‘[i]That isn’t who I am’[/i] But look at ya now Beelze! [b]LOOKATCHYA![/b]” Even when faced with the certainty of death, Shroom kept that homicidal grin in the [b]sheer rush[/b] of the heat of the moment. “KeheheheHEEEEE!” Beelzebub going right through his special attack was delightfully, morbidly terrifying to the demon Death God. The fear was there, bridged with his unhinged mindset as he stomped his feet into the ground, bracing himself and putting in all he had as their energies clashed. Shroom held his scythe in hand by its shaft, cringing at the onslaught of blinding light that overtook him in brilliant bursts of those destructive dicing streams lashing away at his dwindling defenses. [sub]Shroom’s feet are making a crater that he’s steadily sinking into as he loses this match. He’s going to pretty much be headless and buried soon, as per Beelzebub’s wishes. Without casket though. There just wasn’t enough time.[/sub] "KEHEHEHEH!" He's somehow still laughing... [sub]somehow..[/sub]
  311. [00:13] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]"Mmmm... maybe this is getting too outta hand."[/sub]
  312.  
  313. His hands slide out from the bend of his biceps. Fu, his piercing pair of curious gazers settling on the scuffle, stands with his feet... widening their stance. A crick on his knuckle twitched his finger. He hesitates-- but not for too long. His mind was made up the moment those deft phalanges slid up glasses and they twinkled with a
  314.  
  315. [i]ferocity.[/i]
  316.  
  317. [b]THWWOOOMM[/b] [b]CRRSHKBWOOOM[/b]
  318.  
  319. [b]SHWWIIING SHWOOOOF[/b]
  320.  
  321. He was a monster of crimson musculature rippling with [b]rage[/b] and even a bit of [b]hatred[/b]. Every single heft of his blade rains a whole Doomsday on one of the few men in this entire HFLIN' universe to ever piss him off. The rumbling Ki expelling from his distant massacre howled like a beast made of malicious lightning, bulldozing through the ground and leaving it with burning scars, crashing through the air and leaving those sweet nothings in a visceral vibration- hell [b]who even knows or cares where he's even aiming at.[/b] [b]It felt good.[/b] Shroom was in the general direction...
  322.  
  323. [b]Did it even matter anymore!?[/b] This must be how power felt...
  324.  
  325. "Beelzebub..."
  326.  
  327. But even through that reign and rain of terror and murderous might, the dulcet, soft tone of his cousin was loud. And [b]clear[/b].
  328.  
  329. [b]Horrendously clear.[/b]
  330.  
  331. Peering down at the tip of his blade, two bare hands -- lavender and black with those gloves -- stopped the endless sway of the Beelzeblade. They shook at the flanks of the slicer, those two palms were crushing power that he thought was [b]unbelievable[/b] ... with power that was even more so unbelievable. Fu was giving him a look, too. He really got that trait from his father, didn't he? A glare that was not mad... not upset... but [b]focused.[/b] Focused, and beneath it, a quaint curl of a devious smile. "I think you taught him enough of a lesson. Why don't you calm down a teensy bit? You should get home and rest... you're about to get really tired, after all..."
  332.  
  333. Strength... begins to fade. Black flames simmering into embers.
  334.  
  335. [00:16] [user]Beelzebro[/user]: [color=red][b]HAHAHAHAHA[/b][/color]HAHahaha... hah... [sub]Hhnn... F... [b]Fu...?[/b][/sub]
  336. [00:18] *[user]Beelzebro[/user] couldn't articulate much of anything else, given that his whole consciousness had been robbed as all of that power was slowly burned away, along with his spirit and his stamina, completely stopped by Fu's surprising grip, and that disarming glare. Beelzebuddy's body goes limp, before crumpling backwards, everything deflating back to normal. His color, his sword, his horns, his hair... By all reason, he was Beelze[b]deadass[/b] unconscious.
  337. [00:22] *[user]Shroom[/user] flopped to the ground fully like a dead fish. Well, [b]like[/b] a dead fish. He was breathing and mouth was agape, gasping panted breaths. His eyes were open, wide and unblinking, pupils shrunken back and blinded to blurred brightness for the moment. Shroom kept that unhinged grin about him though, shaking hand clutching his scythe to him. "Ke.. heh.. heh.. eh..." Well, he was spared from Beelebub [sub]this time.[/sub]
  338. [00:23] *[user]F u[/user] looks at beelze
  339. [00:23] *[user]F u[/user] looks at shroom
  340. [00:23] [user]F u[/user]: ... I'm not carrying both of you!
  341. [00:25] [user]Mayo[/user]: I'll take Shroom... He owes me one favor and now he can owe another. [sub]Especially after the Kumoku Clan Incident[/sub]
  342. [00:25] *[user]Colossal Cus[/user] [b]VWOOP[/b]
  343. [00:25] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Wha.. nuh.. we don't talk about that old.. old man.. [/sub]
  344. [00:25] [user]Colossal Cus[/user]: I'll take Beelze! I saw the whole fight from over yonder pocket dimension! [sub]It was [b]AWESOME.[/b][/sub]
  345. [00:26] [user]F u[/user]: Heeh, wait a minnit! You owe me a favor now, Mr. Shroom!
  346. [00:26] *[user]Colossal Cus[/user] opens a portal just below Beelzebub! [sub]He crashes into his bedroom drawer in SandLand, and safely rolls off it face first onto his bed.[/sub]
  347. [00:27] [user]Mayo[/user]: Wasn't it though? Always pleasant when one can explore their limits and beyond. I do owe Beelze an apology as well..
  348. [00:27] [user]Colossal Cus[/user]: And with that, I'm departing. [b]Cus out![/b]
  349. [00:27] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]I what now?.. I.. guess I do...[/sub]
  350. [00:27] *[user]Colossal Cus[/user] [b]POOWV[/b]
  351. [00:27] [user]F u[/user]: Haah, J-K! You guys already gave me plenty of delectable data!
  352. [00:27] [user]F u[/user]: Thanks!
  353. [00:29] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Good! I can't be owin' too many.. b-besides! You helped [i]him![/i][/sub]
  354. [00:30] *[user]Mayo[/user] inspects the crumpled Shroom, only to raise a finger and [color=black][b]SHWOOP[/b][/color] the Demon God finds himself lifted up into a swirling vortex and taken off to rest! "But your mouth started it.. so.. go rest it or I'll find some soap for it."
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