Famous Quotes from Not so Famous People

"Running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse"
~ Wilson

"My voice is so mono tone that i could be the Telstra support guy"
~ Riley

"BET YALL LIKE IT WHEN HE SHOVES QUIZZES UP YA ARSEHOLE"
~ Zac

"Im so good at 2 min noodles i can do them in 1 min 58 secs"
~ Riley

"Can't wait for puberty tbh"
~ Zac

"Let's both suck Zac's big fat cock when the meet up happens"
~ Kyle

"i see u have big dingle bingle id like to get sum of dat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
~ Braydog

"Send this weeks work and I'll give u 20 bucks when we meet up"
~ Zac

"It may be G'day but I'll bet you won't have a good night"
~ Cusack

"I think i just lost a chromosome"
~ Hector

"THEY CALL THIS SPIDER CUBAN PETE. HES THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT"
~ MysticMary

"Can u send me the pics when ur done? I've done it so many times for u"
~ MG370

"Go wigggle yo tiny ass. Funny looking cunt"
~ HayDog

"Black people perfer Koolaid but Easterners perfer Anthrax"
~Capitalist Pig

"spell icup"
~Nicula

"Gravity is a social construct"
~Jeff

"What happens if you have sex with a person with no genitals. Is it gay?"
~Nonagon