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Patia Fireball

Aug 19th, 2022
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  1. MARISHA(PATIA): All right, Patia thinks to herself, 'Well, dragon beats demon.' I really don't like what What's-her-butt, Miss Lacrytia over here is sportin'. So I'm just going to take a few steps forward, and take my orb, and you see it bursts into flame, and it starts to levitate in the air for a little bit as [zoom] a meteor comes striking down.
  2. LUIS: Hell yeah.
  3. MARISHA (PATIA): I do Fireball on her and her little skeletal minions.
  4. BRENNAN: Hell yes, what is the range on Fireball?
  5. MARISHA: It's 150 feet. So hopefully- I'll move up if I need it.
  6. BRENNAN: Cool, cool, I think you should be good because that's 80 right there.
  7. MARISHA: Okay.
  8. BRENNAN: So you are good to fire it from right where you are, if you would like.
  9. MARISHA (PATIA): I will just fire it, and then I'm going to tuck- Shit, there's people on the roof.
  10. AABRIA: Watch out for the mages.
  11. MARISHA: Mages on the roof.
  12. TRAVIS (CERRIT): I'm up next, I'll get them.
  13. MARISHA (PATIA): Can I just even just peek in these little pillars in here? Can I take a little half-cover?
  14. BRENNAN: Do you want to take some half-cover? Yeah, hell yeah.
  15. MARISHA: Yeah? Okay.
  16. BRENNAN: Good instinct. You duck into the pillars there.
  17. MARISHA (PATIA): I'm in there.
  18. BRENNAN: You are in there.
  19. MARISHA: Use your imagination.
  20. BRENNAN: Hell yeah, you ducked into that someplace there. Actually, I believe these are all moveable.
  21. AABRIA: My god.
  22. MARISHA: Oh, there you go.
  23. BRENNAN: Go for it. Well, before you roll actually, I'm going to see one last thing here.
  24. MARISHA: What is this? What is this?
  25. LOU: I don't like that.
  26. MARISHA: I don't like that at all! Counterspell?
  27. BRENNAN: Patia, your instinct as a wizard gets you just out of the 60-foot range of the Counterspell.
  28. AABRIA: Yeah!
  29. BRENNAN: The other mage who could hit you doesn't have line of sight. So you're good to go.
  30. MARISHA (PATIA): All right, 10d6, let's go. [counting] 34.
  31. TRAVIS: Come on, man.
  32. BRENNAN: 34 fire damage, unbelievable.
  33. MARISHA (PATIA): I just want to get rid of those skellies.
  34. TRAVIS: So good.
  35. BRENNAN: So I have good news and bad news. We're going to talk about the bad news first.
  36. MARISHA: Oh god.
  37. BRENNAN: I'm going to, as this begins, the first thing we're going to do is talk about Lacrytia Hollow. I'm going to let you know that Lacrytia wants a roll of 11 or higher right here. I'll roll it in front of the board to be-
  38. LOU: As a kindness?
  39. BRENNAN: As a kindness. So that you know we're all on the straight and narrow. 17.
  40. TRAVIS: Ooh.
  41. AABRIA: Oofa.
  42. BRENNAN: So you duck underneath those pillars in the tower on the corner of the street. Lacrytia looks at you and says, "Patia, we've worked together for so long." Your Fireball streaks from your hand, and because you're hiding under there, it can't arc up. So you just see a bead of flame zoom out, Nydas, right underneath your dragon [ZOOM]. You see Lacrytia says, "...To the other side." [whooa] Her eyes are up in her head, and she vanishes, and she is gone. As she disappears-
  43. SAM: Gone?
  44. BRENNAN: Gone. [vwhoom] It does not look like a teleportation, but she has nonetheless vanished. However, that was so much damage, we don't even have to roll saves for these guys. They are obliterated.
  45. LUIS: Yes!
  46. AABRIA: Ooh!
  47. BRENNAN: All of the skeletons [burning] are consumed.
  48. TRAVIS: Blow up.
  49. BRENNAN: Consumed in flame. Any bonus actions from Patia?
  50. TRAVIS: Damn.
  51. MARISHA (PATIA): No. Just taking out the trash.
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  53. Episode 3 - Blood and Shadow - 0:32:05
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