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- * architectingScientist has started espering passiveLinguist
- <architectingScientist> The raid starts in thirty minutes
- <passiveLinguist> ((so wait, how do we know eachother beforehand?))
- <architectingScientist> ((beforehand, idk, we should discuss that))
- <architectingScientist> ((this is a guild raid after the guild was assembled)
- <architectingScientist> )
- <passiveLinguist> ((so the guild is made up of everyone in our sessions, correct?))
- <architectingScientist> ((correct))
- <passiveLinguist> ((alright, so we can just say that's how we met eachother then.))
- <passiveLinguist> Great, who're we taking, down this, time?
- <architectingScientist> ((Isn't Lutrin the link between the humans and trolls?))
- <architectingScientist> We are taking down the Level 60 raid boss
- <passiveLinguist> ((shit yes I am, we do know eachother beforehand.))
- <architectingScientist> This is the chosest thing this game gets to a "final boss"
- <architectingScientist> and we are as people colloquially say are going to "wreck its shit"
- <architectingScientist> and we as*
- <passiveLinguist> Alright, this shouldn't, be too hard, with the amount of people, we have.
- <architectingScientist> closest*
- <architectingScientist> This should not be difficult seeing that we are assembling a team of 8 which is the total amount of guild members
- <architectingScientist> Move your in-game character into position beforehand so we may surprise attack it
- <architectingScientist> Without buying booster points from Hasbro-Mattel you should be able to get to the boss ten minutes before the raid boss event activates
- <passiveLinguist> Alright, I'm pretty far away so, I guess I'm going to have, use a teleportation scroll to get, close enough. I, should be there, in time though.
- <architectingScientist> You did take out the 4x wild boost card from the guild bank
- <architectingScientist> correct?
- <passiveLinguist> Yep, got that earlier. I should, be good to go.
- <architectingScientist> Wonderful
- <passiveLinguist> Is everyone, else on?
- <architectingScientist> Level 60 armor is equipped and enchanted to Supreme
- <architectingScientist> correct?
- <architectingScientist> People are slowly logging in
- <passiveLinguist> Yes, and I have a, level 60 healing, staff too.
- <architectingScientist> ((i want to organize a bigger RP soon where we take down the boss))
- <architectingScientist> Wonderful
- <architectingScientist> Remember that we are going to make in-game history here
- <architectingScientist> We are going to be the first recorded guild to take down the Level 60 raid boss without using any form of booster points
- <passiveLinguist> This is great, fuck those people, who said that this, game is pay to win.
- <architectingScientist> I doubt whoever runs Hasbro-Mattel is going to be happy
- <architectingScientist> But that is the cost of making history
- <passiveLinguist> Well it's, not like they're, going to ban us or something.
- <architectingScientist> They cannot for it against the user agreement
- <architectingScientist> They are just a bunch of idiots in fancy suits
- <architectingScientist> What can they do anyway
- <architectingScientist> Wiggle their fingers in a condescending manner
- <architectingScientist> Hahahahaha
- <passiveLinguist> Yeah, fuck those, guys. They sure know, how to make a fun, game though.
- <architectingScientist> That is correct
- <architectingScientist> Even if it is bloated with needless advertisements and product placement
- <architectingScientist> Now for details
- <architectingScientist> Remember that the boss has multiple stages because Hasbro-Mattel wants the battle to be longer than it should be so players need to get booster points
- <passiveLinguist> Yeah, I'm going, to need a lot, of mana potions to make, this work.
- <architectingScientist> Remember that the boss has items not given to normal players, such as the fabled 8x wild card boost that is said to be used in the very last stage
- <passiveLinguist> Jesus, Christ. An 8x, booster?
- <architectingScientist> Apparently yes
- <architectingScientist> Some people got far enough in the battle that they saw an 8x wild card boost being used
- <architectingScientist> They somehow got past the anti-screenshotting function to prevent leaks in the game and unscrambled the image
- <architectingScientist> They claimed their hand got so overloaded that they got locked out and lost the battle
- <architectingScientist> 250 Alternian Credits down the drain
- <architectingScientist> For that one battle
- <passiveLinguist> Why would, anyone waste, 250 credits, on one battle?
- <architectingScientist> They claim it was impossible without booster points spent in the point shop
- <architectingScientist> Our guild wishes to disprove such claims
- <architectingScientist> And in thirty minutes we will disprove such claims
- <architectingScientist> The boss room has multiple entrances
- <architectingScientist> We're going to begin the attack from multiple sides
- <passiveLinguist> Do, we know what, the group, is being split, into?
- <architectingScientist> You are going to the East Passage
- <architectingScientist> I'm coming from the North
- <architectingScientist> two are coming from the South
- <architectingScientist> two more are coming from the West
- <architectingScientist> You will meet someone else form the guild at the East passage
- <architectingScientist> from*
- <architectingScientist> I will meet someone else at the North so that makes 8 in total, two from each direction
- <architectingScientist> If we all attack at the same time it will be confused with melee attacks
- <architectingScientist> It will have certain Area of Effect attacks but as long as our ranged support is strong from the South and West then we will be good
- <architectingScientist> Once the first phase is down it will have a 5-second in-game cutscene which will allow us to heal really quickly
- <architectingScientist> The second phase focus much more on attack but less on defense
- <architectingScientist> Stay outside its range and make sure you play your cards right
- <architectingScientist> Literally
- <architectingScientist> The third phase has never been documented well
- <architectingScientist> Some say that it's rigged and impossible
- <architectingScientist> Once you get there it starts obscuring screenshots so no one has ever seen it outside of people that have fought it
- <passiveLinguist> I wouldn't, doubt that it is, rigged.
- <architectingScientist> As stated before I have heard of people who unscrambled screenshots and have leaked certain abilities such as the fabled 8x wild card
- <architectingScientist> However, I have found a way to get around this
- <passiveLinguist> We can still, beat this. We've, beaten every, other raid, easily.
- <architectingScientist> By exploiting certain combinations of cards creating combos the AI can be tricked just like a regular player
- <architectingScientist> And when the third phase finally falls
- <architectingScientist> We get rewarded by being showered with treasure
- <architectingScientist> And the ending cutscene
- <architectingScientist> To think we will be some of the first ones to see it
- <architectingScientist> And we won't even have to pay a single credit fraction
- <architectingScientist> Take that Hasbro-Mattel
- <passiveLinguist> This is, going to be, legendary man.
- <architectingScientist> Raid starts in twenty minutes
- <architectingScientist> I have already messaged everybody
- <passiveLinguist> I hope, that everyone, can make it. We need, everyone, for this to, work.
- <architectingScientist> Events should line up perfectly by my calculations
- <architectingScientist> Let the games begin and may the odds be ever in our favor
- * architectingScientist has ceased espering passiveLinguist
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