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  1. Jan 23 14:51:00 <yzabtech[Narrator]> --START--
  2. Jan 23 14:51:34 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ALl characters find themselves in a stone room with no way out. It is dimly lit by a light source you can't find, and you can't tell which direction the light source is coming from.
  3. Jan 23 14:51:50 <Revark_Fritan> *wait what?*
  4. Jan 23 14:52:11 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((have conversations for ten minutes))
  5. Jan 23 14:52:17 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((well now 8 minutes))
  6. Jan 23 14:52:41 <Revark_Fritan> *where- who-?*
  7. Jan 23 14:52:48 * Revark_Fritan looks around franticly.
  8. Jan 23 14:52:59 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Revark sees the other characters.
  9. Jan 23 14:53:29 * Lyra_Bel facepalms
  10. Jan 23 14:53:35 <Lyra_Bel> "Worst. Dungeon. Ever."
  11. Jan 23 14:53:54 <Revark_Fritan> *whats going on? who are you?*
  12. Jan 23 14:53:58 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Although Amelia has been here before, and it does look strangely familiar to her, she cannot put her finger on where this came from.
  13. Jan 23 14:54:39 <Lyra_Bel> "Shoulda just gone on to the frog thing"
  14. Jan 23 14:54:52 <Revark_Fritan> *???????*
  15. Jan 23 14:55:08 <Amelia_Marshall> "I feel Deja Vu"
  16. Jan 23 14:55:14 <Amelia_Marshall> "Who are you guys?"
  17. Jan 23 14:55:39 <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon Sabath, you know who I am"
  18. Jan 23 14:55:58 * Revark_Fritan mutters to himself something about never trusting crocodiles.
  19. Jan 23 14:56:04 <yzabtech[Narrator]> There is no entity named Sabath in the room, and even if there was, he/she would not know who you are, Lyra.
  20. Jan 23 14:56:41 * Lyra_Bel is assuming this is a part of her version of the game, "SABATH"
  21. Jan 23 14:56:48 * kaiser_ (~quassel@181.90.25.47) has joined
  22. Jan 23 14:56:54 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((i know, it's a joke))
  23. Jan 23 14:57:02 * kaiser_ is now known as Frederick
  24. Jan 23 14:57:06 <yzabtech[Narrator]> kaiser: we're having conversations before the real fun begins
  25. Jan 23 14:57:21 <Frederick> ok
  26. Jan 23 14:57:24 <Lyra_Bel> "Alright, fine, I get it, choo choo and all that"
  27. Jan 23 14:57:26 <Frederick> so like what's happening?
  28. Jan 23 14:57:33 <Lyra_Bel> "So, what'm I s'posed to be doing here?"
  29. Jan 23 14:57:40 * Revark_Fritan begins banging on the wall.
  30. Jan 23 14:57:42 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick finds himself in a stone room, dimly lit but with no light source that can be found.
  31. Jan 23 14:57:46 <Lyra_Bel> "You tryna make me kill some more innocents?
  32. Jan 23 14:57:47 <Lyra_Bel> "
  33. Jan 23 14:58:00 * Revark_Fritan looks at Lyra in horror.
  34. Jan 23 14:58:07 <Revark_Fritan> *p-please dont*
  35. Jan 23 14:58:09 <Lyra_Bel> "Exactly, y'see!"
  36. Jan 23 14:58:16 <Frederick> "Hey what the hell is going on here, some show or something?"
  37. Jan 23 14:58:26 <Lyra_Bel> "And now they're begging for mercy. This isn't heavy-handed at all!"
  38. Jan 23 14:58:31 <yzabtech[Narrator]> He sees all of the other characters.
  39. Jan 23 14:59:29 <Frederick> There's a note tapped on the wall, what does it say?
  40. Jan 23 15:00:06 <Amelia_Marshall> "No killing in here, that wouldn't help a thing."
  41. Jan 23 15:00:21 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((IT HAS BEGUN))
  42. Jan 23 15:00:23 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah yeah"
  43. Jan 23 15:00:24 <Revark_Fritan> *theres*
  44. Jan 23 15:00:31 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Suddenly, everybody notices the note on the wall.
  45. Jan 23 15:00:36 <Revark_Fritan> *theres got to be a door somewhere*
  46. Jan 23 15:00:45 * Amelia_Marshall walks over to the note to read it
  47. Jan 23 15:00:54 <Revark_Fritan> *what does it say?*
  48. Jan 23 15:02:38 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Note contents: "Hey! If you're here, you must be a visitor to the Icosahedral Plane. To enter, just stand in the middle, and say 'egassem sdrawkcab' three times."
  49. Jan 23 15:03:05 <yzabtech[Narrator]> "If enough people do it, you all should be logged in."
  50. Jan 23 15:03:12 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  51. Jan 23 15:03:21 <Revark_Fritan> *it might be be a trap?*
  52. Jan 23 15:03:30 <Frederick> "Is this some joke or something?
  53. Jan 23 15:03:40 <Lyra_Bel> "Who cares, let's get it over with"
  54. Jan 23 15:03:42 * Procyon is now known as Alexander_Pyrite
  55. Jan 23 15:04:06 * Alexander_Pyrite sits up
  56. Jan 23 15:04:21 <Frederick> "Hey who are you?"
  57. Jan 23 15:04:26 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Where the fuck am i?"
  58. Jan 23 15:04:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> "wait lyra?"
  59. Jan 23 15:04:34 <Frederick> "Name's Frederick, Santo Quore"
  60. Jan 23 15:04:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh great"
  61. Jan 23 15:04:52 <Lyra_Bel> "Hey Alex"
  62. Jan 23 15:04:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hi"
  63. Jan 23 15:04:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> "How did i get here"
  64. Jan 23 15:05:05 <Amelia_Marshall> "Well, i remember this shit."
  65. Jan 23 15:05:08 <Lyra_Bel> "The magic of Sabath"
  66. Jan 23 15:05:17 <Lyra_Bel> "Trust me, it's not stupid at all"
  67. Jan 23 15:05:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure why not"
  68. Jan 23 15:05:28 <Lyra_Bel> "There's definitely a legitimate reason for this to be happening"
  69. Jan 23 15:05:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> "do you have it"
  70. Jan 23 15:05:47 <Lyra_Bel> "Of course not!"
  71. Jan 23 15:05:51 <Revark_Fritan> *uh not to be rude or anything*
  72. Jan 23 15:05:54 <Frederick> "oh yeah?"
  73. Jan 23 15:05:58 <Frederick> "Whatcha know?"
  74. Jan 23 15:06:04 * Frederick sits down on the foor
  75. Jan 23 15:06:05 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The room's walls start to "glitch".
  76. Jan 23 15:06:08 <Frederick> I look at the roof
  77. Jan 23 15:06:15 <Revark_Fritan> *does anyone know how to-*
  78. Jan 23 15:06:19 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  79. Jan 23 15:06:21 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+2 for perception
  80. Jan 23 15:06:21 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+2 for perception --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  81. Jan 23 15:06:24 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick sees a stone ceiling.
  82. Jan 23 15:06:34 <Amelia_Marshall> egassem sdrawkcab
  83. Jan 23 15:06:34 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Sort of glitchy.
  84. Jan 23 15:06:36 <Amelia_Marshall> egassem sdrawkcab
  85. Jan 23 15:06:37 <Amelia_Marshall> egassem sdrawkcab
  86. Jan 23 15:06:42 * Revark_Fritan tries to touch a wall.
  87. Jan 23 15:06:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> "why are you saying that?"
  88. Jan 23 15:07:05 <Frederick> "I agree with the man"
  89. Jan 23 15:07:10 <Amelia_Marshall> "the note says to do so"
  90. Jan 23 15:07:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> "this guy gets it"
  91. Jan 23 15:07:16 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The roofs walls start to disintegrate with the final "egassem sdrawkcab".
  92. Jan 23 15:07:19 <yzabtech[Narrator]> rooms*
  93. Jan 23 15:07:20 <Frederick> "Why would you listen to a note?"
  94. Jan 23 15:07:37 <Amelia_Marshall> "i've been here before, i know a lot more than i realized"
  95. Jan 23 15:07:44 <Lyra_Bel> "Yay for railroading"
  96. Jan 23 15:08:03 * Revark_Fritan looks around.
  97. Jan 23 15:08:13 <yzabtech[Narrator]> A blinding light from outside starts to appear.
  98. Jan 23 15:08:28 * Frederick stands up
  99. Jan 23 15:08:32 <Frederick> "Whatcha mean?"
  100. Jan 23 15:08:35 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You are all moving closer to what looks like a giant icosahedron.
  101. Jan 23 15:08:53 <Frederick> Can I throw a stone to it?
  102. Jan 23 15:09:13 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  103. Jan 23 15:09:14 <Frederick> Also what do I have on me?
  104. Jan 23 15:09:18 <yzabtech[Narrator]> No you cannot throw a stone at it.
  105. Jan 23 15:09:26 <Revark_Fritan> *that doesnt look good*
  106. Jan 23 15:09:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> "whats with the nerd dice"
  107. Jan 23 15:09:38 <Lyra_Bel> "Screw you, man"
  108. Jan 23 15:09:55 <Lyra_Bel> "Don't mess with the d20"
  109. Jan 23 15:10:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> "The what"
  110. Jan 23 15:10:11 <Lyra_Bel> "Means a twenty sided dice"
  111. Jan 23 15:10:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh cool"
  112. Jan 23 15:10:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> "nerd dice are"
  113. Jan 23 15:10:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> "great"
  114. Jan 23 15:10:41 <Frederick> "Oh"
  115. Jan 23 15:10:43 <Frederick> "The fuck?"
  116. Jan 23 15:10:44 * aberrantArtificer (~aberrantA@2601:647:4e00:4d00:2d67:4a31:5a5d:f163) has joined
  117. Jan 23 15:10:45 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The giant icosahedron appears to be rotating. A calming voice says "Welcome to the Icosahedral Plane!"
  118. Jan 23 15:10:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> "What does icosaheral mean?"
  119. Jan 23 15:10:54 <Revark_Fritan> *oh gog*
  120. Jan 23 15:10:57 * aberrantArtificer is now known as Faerzen_Norstov
  121. Jan 23 15:11:01 <Revark_Fritan> *its here to kill us all*
  122. Jan 23 15:11:04 <Lyra_Bel> "It's just the shape"
  123. Jan 23 15:11:12 <Lyra_Bel> "Twenty triangular sides"
  124. Jan 23 15:11:15 <yzabtech[Narrator]> All characters suddenly get teleported to what looks like a lobby of a hotel.
  125. Jan 23 15:11:21 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh and now we're here"
  126. Jan 23 15:11:25 <Revark_Fritan> *AH*
  127. Jan 23 15:11:47 <Lyra_Bel> "That's nice"
  128. Jan 23 15:12:03 <Frederick> "Eh what?"
  129. Jan 23 15:12:05 <Amelia_Marshall> "alright well, now this is way out of my league"
  130. Jan 23 15:12:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> "aaah"
  131. Jan 23 15:12:20 <Frederick> "What did just happen?"
  132. Jan 23 15:12:33 <Frederick> "Oh this must a dream or something"
  133. Jan 23 15:12:41 <Lyra_Bel> "Subtle"
  134. Jan 23 15:13:01 <Lyra_Bel> "Now the hallucinations are pointing out that they're hallucinations"
  135. Jan 23 15:13:08 * Twelve (Twelve@pool-96-246-198-135.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  136. Jan 23 15:13:09 <Lyra_Bel> "That's not stupid at all"
  137. Jan 23 15:13:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> "maan"
  138. Jan 23 15:13:16 <Frederick> "Thanks"
  139. Jan 23 15:13:17 <Twelve> "Here's the right place!"
  140. Jan 23 15:13:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> "are there more insanity stuff shit"
  141. Jan 23 15:13:23 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Never underestimate the degree to which things can be stupid or ridiculous."
  142. Jan 23 15:13:27 <Lyra_Bel> "Amen"
  143. Jan 23 15:13:29 <Amelia_Marshall> "Oh god, it's you again."
  144. Jan 23 15:13:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> "im not a fan of that stuff"
  145. Jan 23 15:13:31 * Revark_Fritan backs up.
  146. Jan 23 15:13:32 <Twelve> "Amelia, Faerzen, welcome back!"
  147. Jan 23 15:13:39 * Faerzen_Norstov sighs
  148. Jan 23 15:13:43 <Frederick> "Ok ANYONE here has a clue of what the hell is happening?"
  149. Jan 23 15:13:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh hey faerzen"
  150. Jan 23 15:13:50 <Amelia_Marshall> "Uh, hi"
  151. Jan 23 15:13:51 * Twelve snaps his fingers, the events of the previous event flash before AMelia and Faerzen's eyes.
  152. Jan 23 15:13:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> "first time ive seen you as a dude"
  153. Jan 23 15:14:05 <Faerzen_Norstov> "What a lovely way to welcome us back. Forcibly stealing us again. Very welcoming and hospitable of you."
  154. Jan 23 15:14:27 <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to Sabath"
  155. Jan 23 15:14:28 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Oh, yes I suppose it would be wouldn't it."
  156. Jan 23 15:14:29 <Twelve> "Yes, yes, wonderful display of sarcasm, Faerzen!"
  157. Jan 23 15:14:35 <Twelve> "Lyrs, this is not SABATH!"
  158. Jan 23 15:14:39 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Well yes, Alex. Here I am in my native habitat."
  159. Jan 23 15:14:42 <Lyra_Bel> "Yes it is"
  160. Jan 23 15:14:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> "cool"
  161. Jan 23 15:14:46 <Revark_Fritan> *um*
  162. Jan 23 15:14:56 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+2 to look around
  163. Jan 23 15:14:56 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+2 to look around --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  164. Jan 23 15:14:58 <Revark_Fritan> *why did you bring us here?*
  165. Jan 23 15:14:59 <Twelve> "You have been temporarily taken out of it for what we here call a "non-canon event"!"
  166. Jan 23 15:15:06 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It seems you have spared Nick the pain of enduring this again, Twelve?"
  167. Jan 23 15:15:06 <Revark_Fritan> *what?*
  168. Jan 23 15:15:20 <Lyra_Bel> "So another hallucination, y'mean"
  169. Jan 23 15:15:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> "who is 12?"
  170. Jan 23 15:15:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> "and why are we dealing with people so young"
  171. Jan 23 15:15:38 <Twelve> "Oh, no! My friend, Overlord Roo, could not bring Nick."
  172. Jan 23 15:15:49 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Twelve is this entity who decides to do whatever he wants to regardless of others' opinions or feelings on the matter."
  173. Jan 23 15:15:57 <Lyra_Bel> "So... Sabath"
  174. Jan 23 15:16:03 <Lyra_Bel> "And literally every NPC in it"
  175. Jan 23 15:16:06 <Faerzen_Norstov> "In essence, he is a powerful selfish annoyance."
  176. Jan 23 15:16:07 <Amelia_Marshall> "Twelve told me my dad died?"
  177. Jan 23 15:16:16 <Amelia_Marshall> "Kind of a harsh dude"
  178. Jan 23 15:16:19 <Lyra_Bel> "That's not exactly a rare occurance"
  179. Jan 23 15:16:26 <Frederick> I search for doors and a sandwich
  180. Jan 23 15:16:31 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It is true though, Amelia."
  181. Jan 23 15:16:37 <Faerzen_Norstov> "You simply did not want to say it."
  182. Jan 23 15:17:04 <Revark_Fritan> *twelve uh*
  183. Jan 23 15:17:12 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Everyone, did you know that if you fail to do what Twelve tell you he will throw a little tantrum?"
  184. Jan 23 15:17:13 <Twelve> ((sorry i'm doing 5 things at once))
  185. Jan 23 15:17:23 <Revark_Fritan> *whats this non-canon thing?*
  186. Jan 23 15:17:26 <Twelve> "No sandwiches here!"
  187. Jan 23 15:17:37 <Amelia_Marshall> "Oh Faerzen, i hoped that it wasn't true though."
  188. Jan 23 15:17:45 * Frederick wins the game
  189. Jan 23 15:18:01 <Twelve> "You don't win the game!"
  190. Jan 23 15:18:04 <Amelia_Marshall> "I don't think this is a game, frederick"
  191. Jan 23 15:18:11 <Twelve> "And I've decided against tantrums today, Faerzen!"
  192. Jan 23 15:18:18 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Lovely."
  193. Jan 23 15:18:22 <Amelia_Marshall> "are you sure?"
  194. Jan 23 15:18:34 <Twelve> "...maybe."
  195. Jan 23 15:18:35 <Amelia_Marshall> "just wait for it, he may change his mind"
  196. Jan 23 15:18:37 <Lyra_Bel> "If I slit my throat, can I get back to the frog hunting?"
  197. Jan 23 15:18:42 <Twelve> "No, you can't!"
  198. Jan 23 15:18:43 <Lyra_Bel> "I'm a little busy"
  199. Jan 23 15:18:43 <Revark_Fritan> *whoa uh*
  200. Jan 23 15:18:56 <Amelia_Marshall> "God, what is with the violence"
  201. Jan 23 15:19:02 <Twelve> "God damn it, why the fuck did I bring so many people! This was a horrible idea!"
  202. Jan 23 15:19:14 <Revark_Fritan> *uhhhhh*
  203. Jan 23 15:19:20 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Welcome to Lyra, who will say 'Welcome to SABATH', Amelia."
  204. Jan 23 15:19:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> "can i go home"
  205. Jan 23 15:19:24 <Twelve> "But last time there was only one left to challenge me."
  206. Jan 23 15:19:30 <Twelve> "Fine, go home Alex."
  207. Jan 23 15:19:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh really"
  208. Jan 23 15:19:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> "How"
  209. Jan 23 15:19:39 <Lyra_Bel> "Please take me with you"
  210. Jan 23 15:19:44 <Amelia_Marshall> "what is SABATH?"
  211. Jan 23 15:19:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> "how do i take Lyra with me"
  212. Jan 23 15:19:58 <Lyra_Bel> "S'the game"
  213. Jan 23 15:20:09 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Yes, and I dare say I succeeded. For whatever definition of the word 'succeeded' could have had in that ridiculous context."
  214. Jan 23 15:20:19 <Lyra_Bel> "You know, monsters, dreams, cloning items..."
  215. Jan 23 15:20:36 <Revark_Fritan> *wait i thought that was called sburb?*
  216. Jan 23 15:20:43 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Lyra, Amelia's came is titled differently. We discussed this last time."
  217. Jan 23 15:20:48 <Frederick> I go into the receptionist box and look at the paperwork
  218. Jan 23 15:20:58 <Twelve> "Just say so."
  219. Jan 23 15:21:01 <Amelia_Marshall> "We're in a hotel lobby, i don't think there's monsters"
  220. Jan 23 15:21:02 <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely. That's not pointlessly complicated at all"
  221. Jan 23 15:21:08 <Amelia_Marshall> "Besides twelve"
  222. Jan 23 15:21:10 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It seems that perhaps hers is significantly less sadistic than ours, Lyra."
  223. Jan 23 15:21:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> "hey lyra could you make us a couch or somethig?"
  224. Jan 23 15:21:25 * Lyra_Bel snorts
  225. Jan 23 15:21:32 <Lyra_Bel> "Could hardly be *more* sadistic"
  226. Jan 23 15:21:41 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Touche"
  227. Jan 23 15:21:42 * Twelve materializes a couch.
  228. Jan 23 15:21:49 <Twelve> Here you go, Alex.
  229. Jan 23 15:21:52 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, sure, you do it"
  230. Jan 23 15:21:52 <Twelve> A couch.
  231. Jan 23 15:21:55 <Twelve> Sit down.
  232. Jan 23 15:21:56 <Lyra_Bel> "That works"
  233. Jan 23 15:22:06 <Twelve> Now could y'all be quiet?
  234. Jan 23 15:22:11 <Twelve> I'm about to monologue.
  235. Jan 23 15:22:15 <Twelve> It is an art form.
  236. Jan 23 15:22:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> "ok..."
  237. Jan 23 15:22:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> I sit down carefully.
  238. Jan 23 15:22:32 * Lyra_Bel also sits
  239. Jan 23 15:22:35 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The couch has no abnormal effects.
  240. Jan 23 15:22:42 * Revark_Fritan sort of just stands awkwardly.
  241. Jan 23 15:23:08 <Lyra_Bel> "Will you be accepting questions after the monologue is over?"
  242. Jan 23 15:23:11 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+2 to look at the paper
  243. Jan 23 15:23:11 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+2 to look at the paper --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  244. Jan 23 15:23:11 <Twelve> "Alright, so you all may be wondering why I have gathered you here today."
  245. Jan 23 15:23:12 * Faerzen_Norstov crosses his arms, standing there slightly irritated
  246. Jan 23 15:23:19 <Twelve> "Yes, of course, Lyra."
  247. Jan 23 15:23:27 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The paper is blank.
  248. Jan 23 15:23:39 <Twelve> "Sorry for any inconvenience, Faerzen."
  249. Jan 23 15:23:39 <Frederick> is there anything else in the desk?
  250. Jan 23 15:23:44 <yzabtech[Narrator]> A pen.
  251. Jan 23 15:24:13 <Frederick> I grab the pen
  252. Jan 23 15:24:15 <Twelve> "So, although Faerzen kicked me out of this place last time, you may be wondering why I'm back."
  253. Jan 23 15:24:22 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You now have a pen.
  254. Jan 23 15:24:32 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Believe me, I was not wondering that."
  255. Jan 23 15:24:44 * Lyra_Bel starts googling stuff on her phone
  256. Jan 23 15:24:47 <Twelve> "Fuck you, yes you are wondering it! Now shut up for a second!"
  257. Jan 23 15:25:04 <Twelve> "Alright, back to my monologue."
  258. Jan 23 15:25:10 * Faerzen_Norstov rolls his eyes
  259. Jan 23 15:25:22 * Faerzen_Norstov mouths the word "tantrum"
  260. Jan 23 15:25:36 <Twelve> "I can see that!"
  261. Jan 23 15:25:45 <Amelia_Marshall> "Wow twelve, so sassy today."
  262. Jan 23 15:25:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> "SASSY!'
  263. Jan 23 15:26:22 * Twelve sighs like Chris-Chan.
  264. Jan 23 15:26:43 <Frederick> I tear appart the wallpaper
  265. Jan 23 15:26:50 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  266. Jan 23 15:27:01 <Revark_Fritan> *is that guy over there okay?*
  267. Jan 23 15:27:01 * Lyra_Bel laughs
  268. Jan 23 15:27:05 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick finds a bunch of glyphs underneath. They seem to be repeating.
  269. Jan 23 15:27:06 <Lyra_Bel> "This is amazing"
  270. Jan 23 15:27:14 <Revark_Fritan> *he looks really angry at the wall or something*
  271. Jan 23 15:27:14 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They also form a solid but transparent wall.
  272. Jan 23 15:27:22 <Lyra_Bel> "My hallucinations are literally attacking my other hallucinations"
  273. Jan 23 15:27:22 <Amelia_Marshall> "God, everyone's going crazy"
  274. Jan 23 15:27:38 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Welcome to life, Amelia."
  275. Jan 23 15:27:48 <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, no stealing my line"
  276. Jan 23 15:27:59 <Twelve> "Stop tearing apart my wallpaper!"
  277. Jan 23 15:28:02 <Lyra_Bel> "Especially if you're gonna change it"
  278. Jan 23 15:28:09 * Amelia_Marshall walks over to Faerzen
  279. Jan 23 15:28:11 <Frederick> I draw over one gluph with a pen
  280. Jan 23 15:28:22 <Amelia_Marshall> "I only know you, so i will stay over here"
  281. Jan 23 15:28:26 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick can't draw on the glyphs.
  282. Jan 23 15:28:34 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Reasonable decision."
  283. Jan 23 15:28:50 <Frederick> !roll 1d20 to stab the wall
  284. Jan 23 15:28:50 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20 to stab the wall --> [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
  285. Jan 23 15:28:56 <Twelve> "Alright, fine, I won't monologue."
  286. Jan 23 15:29:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> I would like to punch the wall
  287. Jan 23 15:29:04 <Revark_Fritan> *um*
  288. Jan 23 15:29:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> "let me"
  289. Jan 23 15:29:07 <Twelve> "...but I can't resist."
  290. Jan 23 15:29:08 <Lyra_Bel> "Aww, c'mon!"
  291. Jan 23 15:29:12 <Lyra_Bel> "Do it!"
  292. Jan 23 15:29:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+15
  293. Jan 23 15:29:19 <Tyche[Dice]> Alexander_Pyrite rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{26}
  294. Jan 23 15:29:51 <Frederick> I put a sheet of paper on the wall and copy the glyphs
  295. Jan 23 15:30:06 <Twelve> "Something something Icosahedron sent me to a prison where I felt alone and lost and I put myself in your shows and I felt really sad and alone and bored and meaningless, so he decided I learned my lesson and sent me back here."
  296. Jan 23 15:30:10 <Twelve> shoes*
  297. Jan 23 15:30:45 <Faerzen_Norstov> "What a moving story. I think this might be a tear forming at the corner of my eye. Simply beautiful, Twelve! Bravo!"
  298. Jan 23 15:30:47 * Twelve takes a deep breath.
  299. Jan 23 15:31:13 * Faerzen_Norstov slow claps
  300. Jan 23 15:31:18 <Twelve> "Shut up Faerzen you don't understand Or maybe you do because this is probably what you all are feeling every day, but I don't know!"
  301. Jan 23 15:31:37 * Twelve disappears.
  302. Jan 23 15:31:50 <Revark_Fritan> *okay?*
  303. Jan 23 15:31:53 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Good riddance."
  304. Jan 23 15:31:57 <Lyra_Bel> "So... no Q&A?"
  305. Jan 23 15:32:01 <Twelve> A muffled "fuck breakfast, fuck this, i don't need these people" can be heard from the other room.
  306. Jan 23 15:32:11 <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  307. Jan 23 15:32:19 <Revark_Fritan> *what are we going to do now?*
  308. Jan 23 15:32:31 <Lyra_Bel> "Whatever the rails tell us to"
  309. Jan 23 15:32:41 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Last time we had a Q&A with him it was incredibly unhelpful. It entirely is based on whether he feels like trying to be a coy asshole or not at the moment."
  310. Jan 23 15:32:50 <Lyra_Bel> "So he's Kek"
  311. Jan 23 15:32:54 <Lyra_Bel> "Or any other NPC"
  312. Jan 23 15:32:58 <Revark_Fritan> *i dont know what the rails are but okay?*
  313. Jan 23 15:33:12 <yzabtech[Narrator]> There are no rails, Lyra.
  314. Jan 23 15:33:44 * DavidAtkinson (DavidAtkin@pool-96-246-198-135.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  315. Jan 23 15:34:18 <DavidAtkinson> "And as usual, Twelve is acting like a...excuse my language..."
  316. Jan 23 15:34:22 <DavidAtkinson> "Little bitch again."
  317. Jan 23 15:34:27 <DavidAtkinson> "Let me explain some things."
  318. Jan 23 15:34:52 <Lyra_Bel> "Real subtle"
  319. Jan 23 15:35:16 <DavidAtkinson> "As a Diceborn, I have an obligation to introduce myself. I am David Atkinson, 11th born of the Twenty-Faced God. Diceborn of Journeys and New Beginnings."
  320. Jan 23 15:35:41 <DavidAtkinson> "As works of fiction, you probably have no idea what any of that means, but it shall all be explained."
  321. Jan 23 15:36:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> "holy shit 11 kids"
  322. Jan 23 15:36:11 <Revark_Fritan> *what?*
  323. Jan 23 15:36:14 <DavidAtkinson> "Twenty. Twenty kids."
  324. Jan 23 15:36:14 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4 to do origami
  325. Jan 23 15:36:15 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 to do origami --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
  326. Jan 23 15:36:22 <Amelia_Marshall> "That's a lot of kids"
  327. Jan 23 15:36:49 <DavidAtkinson> "We were never 'born' technically. We were also materialized as adults."
  328. Jan 23 15:36:54 <DavidAtkinson> "To varying degrees."
  329. Jan 23 15:37:00 <DavidAtkinson> "Cough, cough, Zalgo!"
  330. Jan 23 15:37:47 <Lyra_Bel> "Hey man, Zalgo is great"
  331. Jan 23 15:37:56 <Lyra_Bel> "Shut up"
  332. Jan 23 15:37:57 <DavidAtkinson> "Not the Zalgo you are referring to."
  333. Jan 23 15:38:12 <DavidAtkinson> "I am referring to my brother, and somebody you should hope you will never meet."
  334. Jan 23 15:38:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> "who names their kids zalgo"
  335. Jan 23 15:38:23 <Lyra_Bel> "Apparently, Zalgo's parents"
  336. Jan 23 15:38:31 <DavidAtkinson> "An omniscient, omnipotent being you would be wise not to insult."
  337. Jan 23 15:38:37 <Lyra_Bel> "Screw that guy"
  338. Jan 23 15:38:40 <DavidAtkinson> "That's who names their kids Zalgo."
  339. Jan 23 15:38:44 <DavidAtkinson> "Screw you."
  340. Jan 23 15:38:46 <Lyra_Bel> "He's probably dumb"
  341. Jan 23 15:39:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> "true"
  342. Jan 23 15:39:02 <Lyra_Bel> "Which is really impressive for someone omniscient"
  343. Jan 23 15:39:02 <DavidAtkinson> "You're the one attempting to bring your journey to a premature end."
  344. Jan 23 15:39:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> "i bet i could fight him"
  345. Jan 23 15:39:07 <Revark_Fritan> *lyra uh*
  346. Jan 23 15:39:16 <DavidAtkinson> "Of course you can, Alex."
  347. Jan 23 15:39:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> "youre fucking right"
  348. Jan 23 15:39:26 <Revark_Fritan> *i dont really think its a good idea to fight a god*
  349. Jan 23 15:39:31 <DavidAtkinson> "Now letm e explain what Twelve was trying to explain..."
  350. Jan 23 15:40:02 * Frederick does plot progresssion
  351. Jan 23 15:40:28 <DavidAtkinson> "Twelve wants breakfast. He was trying to bring you here to get him some breakfast. Specifically, the Golden Waffle, which is currently in possession of the Aberrant Artificer."
  352. Jan 23 15:41:03 <Revark_Fritan> *what?*
  353. Jan 23 15:41:04 <Lyra_Bel> "So we're in the far realm"
  354. Jan 23 15:41:06 <DavidAtkinson> "He also wanted to bring you here so he could brag to someboy about his accomplishments or lack thereof within the Divided Manipulation System, or DMing for short."
  355. Jan 23 15:41:06 <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely"
  356. Jan 23 15:41:10 <Amelia_Marshall> "who is that?"
  357. Jan 23 15:41:13 <Frederick> "ok so"
  358. Jan 23 15:41:17 <Revark_Fritan> *we got brought here to make breakfast?*
  359. Jan 23 15:41:18 <Frederick> "you are high as fuck"
  360. Jan 23 15:41:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> "what do those words mean"
  361. Jan 23 15:41:53 <Lyra_Bel> "Aberrant means it's from outside reality. Artificer means he uses magic items to fight. DMing is the guy who runs the game"
  362. Jan 23 15:41:57 <DavidAtkinson> "Long story. We don't have much time, otherwise you disintegrate into nothing out of excessive exposure to an energy this place emanates called "shitposting"."
  363. Jan 23 15:42:01 <Lyra_Bel> "It's a big stupid D&D metaphor"
  364. Jan 23 15:42:33 <Frederick> "are you fucking serious?"
  365. Jan 23 15:42:42 <DavidAtkinson> "...sadly, yes."
  366. Jan 23 15:42:42 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Making breakfast is slightly less mundane than the task I was expecting that Twelve would attempt to give us."
  367. Jan 23 15:42:46 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4 to spin in place
  368. Jan 23 15:42:47 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 to spin in place --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  369. Jan 23 15:43:21 <Faerzen_Norstov> "This entire thing is a table-top game metaphor, as we discovered in our previous encounter. It simply adds to the frivolity and pointlessness of the situation."
  370. Jan 23 15:43:39 <DavidAtkinson> "It's almost like the person who created this whole place is some idiot who does nothing all day except make bad puns and talk on Skype chats with his buddies. And to anybody who's listening, I'm not referring to the Princeps Civitatis Anion!"
  371. Jan 23 15:43:49 <Frederick> Is there any doors in this room?
  372. Jan 23 15:43:51 <Lyra_Bel> "I... just said that"
  373. Jan 23 15:43:51 <Frederick> are*
  374. Jan 23 15:44:27 <DavidAtkinson> "There are doors, but if you split the party, you disintegrate faster."
  375. Jan 23 15:44:40 <Lyra_Bel> "Let's do it"
  376. Jan 23 15:44:48 <Frederick> "ok everyone let's fucking move"
  377. Jan 23 15:45:18 <DavidAtkinson> "..."
  378. Jan 23 15:45:25 <Revark_Fritan> *where do we find this uh*
  379. Jan 23 15:45:44 <DavidAtkinson> "The Golden Waffle? It's in the Cave of Mysteries, on the...other side of the Icosahedron."
  380. Jan 23 15:45:45 <Revark_Fritan> *aberrantartificer?*
  381. Jan 23 15:45:54 <Frederick> I take off a computer and scan for networks
  382. Jan 23 15:45:54 <DavidAtkinson> "He's probably there too."
  383. Jan 23 15:45:54 <Revark_Fritan> *oh uh thanks*
  384. Jan 23 15:46:18 <DavidAtkinson> "This place was designed to look like something out of the 1940s. There are no computers that aren't the size of a really big room."
  385. Jan 23 15:47:04 * Lyra_Bel makes a computer
  386. Jan 23 15:47:11 <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+14 Performance
  387. Jan 23 15:47:11 <Tyche[Dice]> Lyra_Bel rolled : 1d20+14 Performance --> [ 1d20=18 ]{32}
  388. Jan 23 15:47:14 * Alexander_Pyrite looks over lyra's shoulder
  389. Jan 23 15:47:17 <Lyra_Bel> "There, done"
  390. Jan 23 15:47:21 <Lyra_Bel> "Tada"
  391. Jan 23 15:47:31 <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to the twenty-first century"
  392. Jan 23 15:47:33 <DavidAtkinson> "...you can't make a computer."
  393. Jan 23 15:47:41 * DavidAtkinson materialized a computer
  394. Jan 23 15:47:41 <Lyra_Bel> "I totally can"
  395. Jan 23 15:47:59 <Frederick> "I can help"
  396. Jan 23 15:48:00 <DavidAtkinson> "Oh, look you can. This isn't a lie to make you feel better about yourself."
  397. Jan 23 15:48:09 <Frederick> "let's make break that enigma machine"
  398. Jan 23 15:48:09 <Revark_Fritan> *guys uh*
  399. Jan 23 15:48:13 <Amelia_Marshall> "What is going on?"
  400. Jan 23 15:48:22 <Revark_Fritan> *maybe we should go look for the waffle thing?*
  401. Jan 23 15:48:26 <Frederick> "Engineering project, that's what'g oing on"
  402. Jan 23 15:48:28 <DavidAtkinson> "I can barely remember what I have and haven't told you."
  403. Jan 23 15:48:34 <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon, you've never so much as pretended to want me to feel better about anything before"
  404. Jan 23 15:48:37 <Revark_Fritan> *where should we go?*
  405. Jan 23 15:48:42 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4 to be smart
  406. Jan 23 15:48:42 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 to be smart --> [ 1d20=11 ]{15}
  407. Jan 23 15:48:48 <DavidAtkinson> "Well, that's what I was about to ask."
  408. Jan 23 15:48:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20-1 to be smart
  409. Jan 23 15:48:52 <Tyche[Dice]> Alexander_Pyrite rolled : 1d20-1 to be smart --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  410. Jan 23 15:50:06 <DavidAtkinson> "This place is designed to look like an Icosahedron. Each dimension, like the one you're in right now, is one face of the Icosahedron."
  411. Jan 23 15:50:24 <Lyra_Bel> "Twenty-dimensional maze. That can't go poorly"
  412. Jan 23 15:50:38 <Frederick> "Whatever let's fucking move"
  413. Jan 23 15:50:53 <DavidAtkinson> "Four-dimensional, technically."
  414. Jan 23 15:51:06 <DavidAtkinson> "Right now, you're in the Red Lotus Hotel and Casino."
  415. Jan 23 15:51:34 <DavidAtkinson> "The dimensions next to you are the Crows Nest, Potato Pancake Party, and the Mines."
  416. Jan 23 15:52:01 <DavidAtkinson> "The main transport system is down, so we cannot directly travel to the Cave of Mysteries. You'll have to find your way there."
  417. Jan 23 15:52:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> "ooh can i go gamble?"
  418. Jan 23 15:52:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> "wait shit i dont have any money"
  419. Jan 23 15:52:22 <Frederick> "I take the crab juice"
  420. Jan 23 15:52:39 <DavidAtkinson> "You can gamble later. You might want to get out of here as soon as possible, seeing as Twelve's tantrum might stop at any minute."
  421. Jan 23 15:52:59 <Lyra_Bel> "I ain't seeing the danger here"
  422. Jan 23 15:53:04 <Lyra_Bel> "What's my motivation?"
  423. Jan 23 15:53:07 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Money has lost all meaning in the absence of any societal and economic structures in which to use it. Hooray for the world exploding! I do say I have to agree with the sentiment of departing as soon as possible. The sooner this is over the better."
  424. Jan 23 15:53:28 <Twelve> "I'm back!"
  425. Jan 23 15:53:32 <Alexander_Pyrite> "damn faerzen with the smart stuff. I'm with him"
  426. Jan 23 15:53:36 <Revark_Fritan> *run!*
  427. Jan 23 15:53:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> damn, faerzen*
  428. Jan 23 15:53:58 <Twelve> "Motivation..."
  429. Jan 23 15:54:01 <Amelia_Marshall> "Faerzen does that. Very inspirational"
  430. Jan 23 15:54:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> "why are we running?"
  431. Jan 23 15:54:09 <Twelve> "The waffle is giant. Like, 4 feet in radius."
  432. Jan 23 15:54:37 <Twelve> "We can s-s-s--" Twelve is struggling to say the word.
  433. Jan 23 15:54:44 <Twelve> "shaaare it."
  434. Jan 23 15:54:57 <Lyra_Bel> "I don't eat"
  435. Jan 23 15:55:01 * Faerzen_Norstov raises an eyebrow
  436. Jan 23 15:55:03 <Lyra_Bel> "Haven't since the last few deaths"
  437. Jan 23 15:55:04 <Revark_Fritan> *lets please not be in this place any longer
  438. Jan 23 15:55:15 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((sorry for my bad dming))
  439. Jan 23 15:55:51 <Lyra_Bel> "I guess another painful death unless I obey?"
  440. Jan 23 15:56:01 <Twelve> "...yeah, pretty much."
  441. Jan 23 15:56:08 <Twelve> "But this time it's not my fault you're gonna die!"
  442. Jan 23 15:56:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh hell no"
  443. Jan 23 15:56:13 <Lyra_Bel> "Yay. Those never get old"
  444. Jan 23 15:56:32 <Amelia_Marshall> "well, aren't you a ray of sunshine"
  445. Jan 23 15:56:45 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why is that 'painful death' if we delay too much a problematic circumstance now when it seemed to be nothing of the sort the previous time we were here?"
  446. Jan 23 15:57:16 <Twelve> "Well, last time you were in a more sealed pocket dimension, constructed by yours truly."
  447. Jan 23 15:57:22 <Lyra_Bel> "You know exactly why that is"
  448. Jan 23 15:57:33 <Twelve> "It was away from the energy called 'shitposting', which is detrimental to sanity."
  449. Jan 23 15:57:35 <Lyra_Bel> "Stop tryna... whatever it is you're doing now"
  450. Jan 23 15:58:11 <Faerzen_Norstov> "I am incredulous that it would be more detrimental to my personal sanity than the environment from which I came, but it is fruitless to debate that matter."
  451. Jan 23 15:58:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh right i forgot to ask"
  452. Jan 23 15:58:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Where were you?"
  453. Jan 23 15:58:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I passed right through your land"
  454. Jan 23 15:58:51 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Away."
  455. Jan 23 15:58:55 <Twelve> "Can y'all just get a move on?"
  456. Jan 23 15:59:12 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, yeah"
  457. Jan 23 15:59:35 <Lyra_Bel> "Anyone care which one we deal with?"
  458. Jan 23 16:00:00 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Is there any particular reason why you cannot simply retrieve this objective yourself, Twelve, and return us now, other than the fact that you are simply lazy as per usual?"
  459. Jan 23 16:00:20 <Revark_Fritan> *maybe the potato party one?*
  460. Jan 23 16:00:25 <Twelve> "The Icosahedral Transport System is broken. I can't magically teleport there anymore."
  461. Jan 23 16:00:43 * Orea (AnionCatio@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined
  462. Jan 23 16:01:00 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Orea appears in the center of the room.
  463. Jan 23 16:01:14 <Orea> ((I'll be here in a minute or two my grandad needs technical support :/))
  464. Jan 23 16:01:15 <Twelve> "Another visitor has joined us. Welcome!"
  465. Jan 23 16:01:22 <Lyra_Bel> "What, were we short on random people?"
  466. Jan 23 16:01:38 <Twelve> "Maybe."
  467. Jan 23 16:01:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Great"
  468. Jan 23 16:02:01 <Lyra_Bel> "While you're at it, is it too late to bring someone I actually know?"
  469. Jan 23 16:02:25 <Twelve> "Yeah."
  470. Jan 23 16:02:33 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Do Alex and I not count?"
  471. Jan 23 16:02:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> "do i?"
  472. Jan 23 16:02:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Someone in particular"
  473. Jan 23 16:02:52 <Twelve> "Does anybody count for anything in the end, Faerzen?"
  474. Jan 23 16:02:56 <Lyra_Bel> "He's dead, but that's never made a difference before"
  475. Jan 23 16:03:13 <Twelve> "Hashtag deepthoughts."
  476. Jan 23 16:03:24 <Twelve> "Is that even a thing?"
  477. Jan 23 16:03:31 <Twelve> "Hashtag deeperthoughts."
  478. Jan 23 16:03:37 <Lyra_Bel> "I don't care. Can you bring him back or not?"
  479. Jan 23 16:03:52 <Twelve> "No, I can't right now."
  480. Jan 23 16:04:06 <Lyra_Bel> "Right now?"
  481. Jan 23 16:04:10 <Twelve> "I'm not that omnipotent."
  482. Jan 23 16:04:25 <Lyra_Bel> "Course not"
  483. Jan 23 16:04:29 * Lyra_Bel sighs
  484. Jan 23 16:04:37 <Frederick> I go to one of the doors and smash it open
  485. Jan 23 16:04:38 <Lyra_Bel> "Fine. Whoever cares, lead the way"
  486. Jan 23 16:05:04 <Twelve> "There's no paper or pens there!"
  487. Jan 23 16:05:18 <Frederick> "and?"
  488. Jan 23 16:05:25 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick starts to faint, seeing hallucinations of Bane, and Shrek.
  489. Jan 23 16:05:26 <Frederick> "there's other shit to take!"
  490. Jan 23 16:05:51 <Twelve> "Get back here, you're going to die!"
  491. Jan 23 16:06:00 <Frederick> I run forward
  492. Jan 23 16:06:23 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Roll CON
  493. Jan 23 16:06:38 <Frederick> !roll 1d20-1
  494. Jan 23 16:06:38 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
  495. Jan 23 16:06:53 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick faints. His body begins to disintegrate.
  496. Jan 23 16:06:54 <Archive> ((rip))
  497. Jan 23 16:07:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> "what the fuck"
  498. Jan 23 16:07:05 <Revark_Fritan> *UHHHHH*
  499. Jan 23 16:07:16 <yzabtech[Narrator]> He is welcomed into the afterlife by Morty "Mr. Skeltal" Todesfall, 4th born of the Twenty-Faced God.
  500. Jan 23 16:07:44 <Twelve> "I told him about splitting the party, bro."
  501. Jan 23 16:07:48 * Revark_Fritan goes forward to help him.
  502. Jan 23 16:07:53 <Twelve> "I told him, dawg."
  503. Jan 23 16:08:02 <Twelve> "NO NO NO DON'T"
  504. Jan 23 16:08:08 <Twelve> "He's gone."
  505. Jan 23 16:08:11 <Revark_Fritan> !roll 1d20+4
  506. Jan 23 16:08:11 <Tyche[Dice]> Revark_Fritan rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  507. Jan 23 16:08:19 <Twelve> "And it's my fault."
  508. Jan 23 16:08:20 <Lyra_Bel> "Like, *gone* gone?"
  509. Jan 23 16:08:36 <Twelve> "But he's just a cartoon character from my perspective so nothing matters am I RIGHT?!
  510. Jan 23 16:08:37 <Twelve> :
  511. Jan 23 16:08:40 <Twelve> "**
  512. Jan 23 16:08:46 * Twelve pours a glass of Windex
  513. Jan 23 16:08:49 <Lyra_Bel> "Or fake gone?"
  514. Jan 23 16:08:52 <Revark_Fritan> *hes dead!*
  515. Jan 23 16:08:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Thats stright up fucked"
  516. Jan 23 16:10:04 <Twelve> "Just go, already."
  517. Jan 23 16:10:26 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Where to?"
  518. Jan 23 16:10:29 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why?"
  519. Jan 23 16:10:29 <Twelve> "Three choices. Crows Nest, Potato Pancake Party, and the Mines."
  520. Jan 23 16:10:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> "party"
  521. Jan 23 16:10:45 <Twelve> "Because if you don't, you get to stay here. With me."
  522. Jan 23 16:11:00 <Faerzen_Norstov> "My vote is for the crows, if it even matters."
  523. Jan 23 16:11:04 <Revark_Fritan> *potato place? it doesnt sound like anything will kill us there*
  524. Jan 23 16:11:06 <Lyra_Bel> "Potatoes"
  525. Jan 23 16:11:42 <Lyra_Bel> "Probably poisoned or something, but potatoes"
  526. Jan 23 16:11:49 <Lyra_Bel> "Poison is easy"
  527. Jan 23 16:11:51 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((so far: 1 vote for crows, two votes for potatopancakeparty))
  528. Jan 23 16:12:44 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((and voting is over i don't want to take too long))
  529. Jan 23 16:13:00 <DavidAtkinson> Potato Pancake Party it is! Hope you like electronic dance music.
  530. Jan 23 16:13:10 * DavidAtkinson is now known as SonaVox
  531. Jan 23 16:13:49 * Orea retroactively faints after appearing
  532. Jan 23 16:14:03 * Faerzen_Norstov raises an eyebrow at the sudden appearance
  533. Jan 23 16:14:23 <yzabtech[Narrator]> All players get whisked off to a futuristic nightclub. One of those music visualizer things with the bars is in the background, with a DJ at turntables. Cartoon potatoes and pancakes are everywhere, breakdancing.
  534. Jan 23 16:14:32 <Revark_Fritan> *AH*
  535. Jan 23 16:14:38 <Revark_Fritan> *oh*
  536. Jan 23 16:14:44 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They have little stick figure arms and legs. It's adorable.
  537. Jan 23 16:15:36 * Orea begins stirring
  538. Jan 23 16:15:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> "waht the fuck"
  539. Jan 23 16:15:43 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Loud EDM music is playing in the background.
  540. Jan 23 16:15:57 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Well this is...... I do not know what exactly it is I was expecting, but I guess I was not expecting it to be this literal."
  541. Jan 23 16:15:57 <Amelia_Marshall> "Oh man, too loud"
  542. Jan 23 16:16:55 * Faerzen_Norstov walks over to the unconscious Orea and kicks her slightly
  543. Jan 23 16:16:56 <Revark_Fritan> *hey uh*
  544. Jan 23 16:17:02 <Revark_Fritan> *you there*
  545. Jan 23 16:17:09 <Revark_Fritan> *who just woke up*
  546. Jan 23 16:17:14 * Orea opens her eyes and jumps up
  547. Jan 23 16:17:17 <Revark_Fritan> *are you okay?*
  548. Jan 23 16:17:19 <Faerzen_Norstov> "I would not advise lying ont he floor of a rave in the interest of your personal well-being."
  549. Jan 23 16:17:24 <Orea> "Ahhg :! What the fuck :?"
  550. Jan 23 16:17:30 <Orea> "Where am i :?!"
  551. Jan 23 16:17:36 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It is only a matter of time before you are trampled."
  552. Jan 23 16:17:41 <Revark_Fritan> *we all got kidnapped and transported to crazy land*
  553. Jan 23 16:17:46 * Faerzen_Norstov extends his hand to help Orea up
  554. Jan 23 16:17:59 * Orea accepts the hand to balance herself
  555. Jan 23 16:18:05 <Revark_Fritan> *dont think too much about it*
  556. Jan 23 16:18:28 <Orea> "I'm currently trying to comprehend where the fuck this is :!"
  557. Jan 23 16:18:31 <Amelia_Marshall> "What is going on here, what is the point of this"
  558. Jan 23 16:18:39 <Orea> "Thats just about what I was going to ask :!"
  559. Jan 23 16:18:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20-1
  560. Jan 23 16:18:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Stupidity"
  561. Jan 23 16:18:43 <Tyche[Dice]> Alexander_Pyrite rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  562. Jan 23 16:18:46 <Lyra_Bel> "Stupidity is the point"
  563. Jan 23 16:18:48 <SonaVox> "The point?" a woman's voice says.
  564. Jan 23 16:18:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> to look for drugs
  565. Jan 23 16:18:56 <SonaVox> "The point is to dance."
  566. Jan 23 16:19:00 <Revark_Fritan> *were trying to find breakfast for our kidnapper*
  567. Jan 23 16:19:02 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The beat drops.
  568. Jan 23 16:19:10 <Revark_Fritan> *a waff-WHOA*
  569. Jan 23 16:19:13 <Orea> "We are trying to find.. breakfast :?"
  570. Jan 23 16:19:20 <Amelia_Marshall> "But i don't dance. I'm too awkward"
  571. Jan 23 16:19:21 <Revark_Fritan> *yes*
  572. Jan 23 16:19:21 <Orea> "Who the fuck kidnaps you to make them breakfast :?"
  573. Jan 23 16:19:29 <Orea> "Surely that is MORE effort :?"
  574. Jan 23 16:19:31 <SonaVox> "Twelve, apparently."
  575. Jan 23 16:19:36 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Powerful assholes, it seems."
  576. Jan 23 16:19:37 <SonaVox> "He's an interesting character."
  577. Jan 23 16:19:38 <Orea> "What happened to 11?"
  578. Jan 23 16:19:46 <Revark_Fritan> *i think hes twelve years old*
  579. Jan 23 16:19:53 <Orea> "That makes sense :!"
  580. Jan 23 16:20:09 <SonaVox> "He acts like it."
  581. Jan 23 16:20:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> "is he not?"
  582. Jan 23 16:20:31 <SonaVox> "My brother's better at explaining these things."
  583. Jan 23 16:20:55 <Revark_Fritan> *so uh*
  584. Jan 23 16:21:01 <Revark_Fritan> *where do we go now?*
  585. Jan 23 16:21:20 * Lyra_Bel has quit (Quit: Web client closed)
  586. Jan 23 16:21:36 <SonaVox> "My specialty is music and sound, for I am Sona Vox, 7th born of the Twenty-Faced God, and Diceborn of Sound and Music."
  587. Jan 23 16:21:40 <Orea> "Alright so I guess we are just rolling with this then :?"
  588. Jan 23 16:21:50 <Revark_Fritan> *i guess?*
  589. Jan 23 16:22:09 <SonaVox> "Overlord Vampsquirrel is out at the Acropolis."
  590. Jan 23 16:22:17 <SonaVox> "I've decided to take over."
  591. Jan 23 16:22:31 <Orea> "Oook then :!"
  592. Jan 23 16:22:37 <Orea> "So when do we go back :?"
  593. Jan 23 16:22:41 <SonaVox> "I know you've spent what feels like an hour at the Red Lotus Hotel and Casino, so you can proceed."
  594. Jan 23 16:22:54 <Orea> "I haven't but whatever :!"
  595. Jan 23 16:23:00 <Orea> "These are places possibly and words too :!"
  596. Jan 23 16:23:46 <Revark_Fritan> *um sonavox*
  597. Jan 23 16:23:52 <SonaVox> "You can go back when you finish your adventure. My brother, Mr. Atkinson, won't be happy to see a journey cut short."
  598. Jan 23 16:24:07 <Revark_Fritan> *where do we to progress with this*
  599. Jan 23 16:24:09 <Revark_Fritan> *thing*
  600. Jan 23 16:24:10 <SonaVox> "Yes, Revark?"
  601. Jan 23 16:24:52 <SonaVox> "From here, you could go to the Jaczac's Crystal Mountains, or Procyon's Game Room."
  602. Jan 23 16:25:02 <SonaVox> "Or you could go back."
  603. Jan 23 16:25:04 <Orea> "What is the adventure :?"
  604. Jan 23 16:25:11 <Orea> "To make breakfast :?"
  605. Jan 23 16:25:21 <Revark_Fritan> *to find a giant waffle*
  606. Jan 23 16:25:24 <Revark_Fritan> *but yeah*
  607. Jan 23 16:25:24 <SonaVox> "The adventure is to proceed through this map and find the Golden Waffle from the Cave of Mysteries."
  608. Jan 23 16:25:44 <Orea> "Well that seems like the most sensical plot I've seen :!"
  609. Jan 23 16:25:49 <Orea> "When do we start :?"
  610. Jan 23 16:26:02 <Orea> "Do we get a map or something :?"
  611. Jan 23 16:26:05 <SonaVox> "We've already started- oh, I see what you did."
  612. Jan 23 16:26:13 <Orea> "OOOOOH :! Can you sit and talk for several hours about it first :!"
  613. Jan 23 16:26:52 <SonaVox> "No, we cannot."
  614. Jan 23 16:26:56 * Faerzen_Norstov chuckles, finally cracking a smile
  615. Jan 23 16:26:58 <Orea> "Aww shame :("
  616. Jan 23 16:26:58 <Revark_Fritan> *uh yeah*
  617. Jan 23 16:27:18 <Revark_Fritan> *where do we go for the game room thing?*
  618. Jan 23 16:27:32 <SonaVox> "Vote on it, and I'll take the group to the majority choice."
  619. Jan 23 16:27:39 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Would it at least be possible for us to enjoy the party here somewhat first? It seems a shame to have ended up here and not be able to enjoy our journey."
  620. Jan 23 16:27:49 <Revark_Fritan> *i dont know about you*
  621. Jan 23 16:28:01 <Revark_Fritan> *but i really dont want do be here for longer than needed*
  622. Jan 23 16:28:04 <Orea> "Is this a party :?"
  623. Jan 23 16:28:08 <SonaVox> "Apparently, there are SOME PEOPLE, cough, cough, Orea, who don't like this place!"
  624. Jan 23 16:28:17 <Revark_Fritan> *and i dont want to melt away into a shitpost*
  625. Jan 23 16:28:30 <Revark_Fritan> *or whatever happened to that guy?*
  626. Jan 23 16:28:35 <Orea> "Well just don't lean on it then and you will be fine :!"
  627. Jan 23 16:29:15 <Faerzen_Norstov> "badumpsh"
  628. Jan 23 16:29:30 <Revark_Fritan> *well uh*
  629. Jan 23 16:29:30 <Amelia_Marshall> "is there a point to this place?"
  630. Jan 23 16:29:34 <SonaVox> "...the basement it is."
  631. Jan 23 16:29:39 <SonaVox> "Tell me when you're all ready."
  632. Jan 23 16:29:49 <Revark_Fritan> *i am definitely ready to not die*
  633. Jan 23 16:29:52 <SonaVox> "Or the game room. Whatever you call it."
  634. Jan 23 16:30:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I'm down to play some vidya"
  635. Jan 23 16:31:09 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Well I am going to obtain a beverage in the meantime."
  636. Jan 23 16:31:19 * Faerzen_Norstov walks over to the bar and asks if they have any sparkling water
  637. Jan 23 16:31:19 <Revark_Fritan> *wait dont split the party!*
  638. Jan 23 16:31:26 <Revark_Fritan> *noooooooooooo!*
  639. Jan 23 16:31:39 <Orea> "Is the wizard in the middle :? Where he can shed some light :?"
  640. Jan 23 16:31:46 * Revark_Fritan jumps onto faerzen to stop the party from being split.
  641. Jan 23 16:31:53 <Orea> "Wait shit did we let the thief out of sight :?"
  642. Jan 23 16:31:55 * Faerzen_Norstov crumples to the ground
  643. Jan 23 16:32:03 <SonaVox> "Stop it!"
  644. Jan 23 16:32:09 <SonaVox> "He can get some water!"
  645. Jan 23 16:32:10 <Faerzen_Norstov> "What the actual fuck!?!?"
  646. Jan 23 16:32:10 <Revark_Fritan> *do you want to die?!?*
  647. Jan 23 16:32:26 <SonaVox> "It's just enough to stop the party from being split."
  648. Jan 23 16:32:35 * Faerzen_Norstov attempts to shake Revark off by twistinga nd turning, eventually flapping his wings to try and fly
  649. Jan 23 16:32:43 <Amelia_Marshall> "What the hell is going on?"
  650. Jan 23 16:32:44 * Revark_Fritan falls on his ass.
  651. Jan 23 16:32:54 * SonaVox gives Faerzen a glass of sparkling water. The glass is a klein bottle.
  652. Jan 23 16:33:08 <Faerzen_Norstov> "I must say I appreciate this container."
  653. Jan 23 16:33:09 <Orea> "No :! don't drink that :!"
  654. Jan 23 16:33:10 * Faerzen_Norstov smiles
  655. Jan 23 16:33:21 <Orea> "We are inside that jug :!"
  656. Jan 23 16:33:22 * Faerzen_Norstov takes the water, admiring the glass bottle
  657. Jan 23 16:33:33 <Orea> "If you drink the contents of that bottle you will drink THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE :!"
  658. Jan 23 16:34:00 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  659. Jan 23 16:34:33 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Do not worry, I shall simply be careful about what I sip and drink around the universe."
  660. Jan 23 16:34:52 <Orea> "Ok just as long as you are safe :!"
  661. Jan 23 16:35:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Do you have anything other than weird bottles"
  662. Jan 23 16:35:54 <SonaVox> "Any music requests?"
  663. Jan 23 16:36:15 * Faerzen_Norstov captchalogues the bottle and decaptchalogues a bottle of Norwegian sparkling water, popping off the lid and drinking it
  664. Jan 23 16:38:14 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  665. Jan 23 16:38:20 <Revark_Fritan> *should we go on?*
  666. Jan 23 16:38:26 <SonaVox> "You can."
  667. Jan 23 16:38:41 <SonaVox> "We just need to wait for everyone else."
  668. Jan 23 16:39:54 * Orea takes a drink of water
  669. Jan 23 16:40:02 * Orea slowly opens her mouth
  670. Jan 23 16:40:09 * Orea raises the cup slowly to her mouth
  671. Jan 23 16:40:12 >chanserv< flags
  672. Jan 23 16:40:12 -ChanServ- Insufficient parameters for FLAGS.
  673. Jan 23 16:40:12 -ChanServ- Syntax: FLAGS <channel> [target] [flags]
  674. Jan 23 16:40:25 * Orea closes her eyes and exhales, before.....
  675. Jan 23 16:40:33 >chanserv< flags #rpgstuck_redlotus Frederick +o
  676. Jan 23 16:40:34 -ChanServ- Frederick is not registered.
  677. Jan 23 16:40:40 * Orea slowly tips water into her mouth, tasting it and slowly swallowing the water
  678. Jan 23 16:40:53 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The water has no abnormal effects.
  679. Jan 23 16:41:01 * Revark_Fritan stares at Orea slowly drinking the water.
  680. Jan 23 16:41:17 * Orea lowers the cup and wipes the water from her mouth, and re-opens her eyes
  681. Jan 23 16:41:53 <Revark_Fritan> *are you... enjoying that?*
  682. Jan 23 16:42:29 <Amelia_Marshall> "Did she just slow motion drink the water?"
  683. Jan 23 16:42:31 * SonaVox mutters something about crazy kids
  684. Jan 23 16:42:37 <Orea> "No its not really that good tbh"
  685. Jan 23 16:42:47 <Orea> "Its like.. idk its not even that clean :P"
  686. Jan 23 16:42:55 <Orea> "I will say though"
  687. Jan 23 16:42:58 <Orea> "Its really wet :!"
  688. Jan 23 16:43:19 <SonaVox> "........"
  689. Jan 23 16:43:22 <SonaVox> "really."
  690. Jan 23 16:43:27 * Revark_Fritan is now known as Revark_Fritan[AFK]
  691. Jan 23 16:43:29 <Orea> "Yeah :!"
  692. Jan 23 16:43:34 <Amelia_Marshall> "Oh my lord."
  693. Jan 23 16:43:42 <SonaVox> "What a surprising discovery."
  694. Jan 23 16:44:05 <Orea> "ikr :!"
  695. Jan 23 16:44:14 <Orea> "Are we doing something by the way :?"
  696. Jan 23 16:44:44 <SonaVox> "You can dance, or you can move forward."
  697. Jan 23 16:44:46 * Alexander_Pyrite has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  698. Jan 23 16:44:53 * Orea takes a step forwards
  699. Jan 23 16:44:57 <Orea> "Do I win now :?"
  700. Jan 23 16:44:58 <SonaVox> ((i suck at this))
  701. Jan 23 16:45:01 <SonaVox> ((i'm so sorry)
  702. Jan 23 16:57:08 <SonaVox> ((alright time to do this))
  703. Jan 23 16:57:54 <SonaVox> "Alright, enough hanging around!" Sona waves her hand, and all characters are whisked off to Procyon's Game Room.
  704. Jan 23 16:58:02 <SonaVox> ((where there's actual stuff to do!))
  705. Jan 23 16:59:27 * SonaVox is now known as PlaceholderNPC
  706. Jan 23 17:00:08 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Welcome to Procyon's Game Room, a place with rows upon rows of arcade machines, each one with games from throughout the ages, and by ages, we're talking about 40 to 50 years.
  707. Jan 23 17:00:40 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((that is a lot of ages))
  708. Jan 23 17:00:51 <yzabtech[Narrator]> A sign welcoming visitors says Procyon is currently out at the Acropolis, debating with his peers.
  709. Jan 23 17:01:14 * Amelia_Marshall has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  710. Jan 23 17:01:18 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((brb))
  711. Jan 23 17:01:47 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((ok then brb too I have to go to the bathroom))
  712. Jan 23 17:03:46 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((i'm back.))
  713. Jan 23 17:06:31 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The sign also says that the main attraction is currently SUPER SMASH DICE, a game for the Nintendice 64.
  714. Jan 23 17:06:52 <yzabtech[Narrator]> It's made of the latest and greatest of dice-rolling technology.
  715. Jan 23 17:08:09 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The sign also says that it's not very nice to leave without playing a game of SUper Smash Dice.
  716. Jan 23 17:08:27 <yzabtech[Narrator]> nvm retcon that
  717. Jan 23 17:12:36 * Procyon (~Procyon@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:d5b0:47a6:62d9:4e82) has joined
  718. Jan 23 17:12:57 * Procyon has quit (Client Quit)
  719. Jan 23 17:20:22 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((idk what to do right now anymore))
  720. Jan 23 17:20:29 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((i'm sort of stuck))
  721. Jan 23 17:20:37 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((and by sort of stuck i mean really stuck))
  722. Jan 23 17:20:59 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((we can say we're done for now and come back to this another time))
  723. Jan 23 17:21:18 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((it might be better to take a break and come back after some thoughts and reworking than trying to drag through something you're stuck on))
  724. Jan 23 17:22:11 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((i think i got it))
  725. Jan 23 17:22:19 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((time to make the golden waffle have some relevance))
  726. Jan 23 17:22:22 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((somehow))
  727. Jan 23 17:22:53 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((coming up with stories that are engaging and engrossing so quickly off the bat can be very difficult, but if you want to go for it anyways that's cool too))
  728. Jan 23 17:24:26 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You realize you hear a couple of voices arguing within the room.
  729. Jan 23 17:25:01 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Specific words can't be heard, but it sounds like they're arguing.
  730. Jan 23 17:26:30 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((Frederick Orea Revark_Fritan))
  731. Jan 23 17:28:26 <Orea> I walk into the room and look at the people arguing
  732. Jan 23 17:28:55 * Faerzen_Norstov sighs, tired of arguing with Lyra, but decides to walk over and see what is going on anyways
  733. Jan 23 17:29:54 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Roll perception.
  734. Jan 23 17:30:04 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+2
  735. Jan 23 17:30:04 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  736. Jan 23 17:30:13 <Orea> !roll 1d20+4
  737. Jan 23 17:30:14 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  738. Jan 23 17:30:24 <Faerzen_Norstov> !roll 1d30+4
  739. Jan 23 17:30:24 <Tyche[Dice]> Faerzen_Norstov rolled : 1d30+4 --> [ 1d30=17 ]{21}
  740. Jan 23 17:30:37 <Faerzen_Norstov> !roll 1d20+4
  741. Jan 23 17:30:37 <Tyche[Dice]> Faerzen_Norstov rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{15}
  742. Jan 23 17:30:47 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick can't see them, but he can sort of hear what they're saying.
  743. Jan 23 17:30:50 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Orea is now deaf.
  744. Jan 23 17:30:53 <yzabtech[Narrator]> For about 5 minutes.
  745. Jan 23 17:31:36 <Frederick> "YOU SUCK ASS OREA"
  746. Jan 23 17:31:48 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Faerzen finds where the two voices come from. They're not speaking any language recognizable. They seem to be speaking something like Laitn, or Greek, except it's not...?
  747. Jan 23 17:31:52 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Latin*
  748. Jan 23 17:32:30 * Faerzen_Norstov walks over to where the voices seem to be coming from, attempting to walk/hover quietly
  749. Jan 23 17:32:39 <yzabtech[Narrator]> !roll 1d20+3
  750. Jan 23 17:32:39 <Tyche[Dice]> yzabtech[Narrator] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  751. Jan 23 17:32:39 <Faerzen_Norstov> !roll 1d20+6 stealth
  752. Jan 23 17:32:40 <Tyche[Dice]> Faerzen_Norstov rolled : 1d20+6 stealth --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  753. Jan 23 17:32:50 <yzabtech[Narrator]> THe two voices don't spot you.
  754. Jan 23 17:32:53 <Frederick> I follow him
  755. Jan 23 17:32:56 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4
  756. Jan 23 17:32:57 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  757. Jan 23 17:33:06 * Faerzen_Norstov peeks around the corner to see who is talking
  758. Jan 23 17:33:11 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They just keep arguing.
  759. Jan 23 17:33:34 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((who is arguing?))
  760. Jan 23 17:33:38 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((what do they look like?))
  761. Jan 23 17:33:46 <Faerzen_Norstov> ((how many of them are there?))
  762. Jan 23 17:33:47 <yzabtech[Narrator]> ((gotcha))
  763. Jan 23 17:34:26 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The two people seem to be wearing togas, as in those things from Ancient Rome. They look very out of place.
  764. Jan 23 17:34:48 <Frederick> I make a waitress dress out of the paper and colour it with the pens, I put it on and deliver two drinks
  765. Jan 23 17:35:02 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They are waving their hands expressively as they talk, sometimes with glyphs flying from their hands sort of like the ones Frederick has seen from ripping off the wallpaper.
  766. Jan 23 17:35:26 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+6 to perform
  767. Jan 23 17:35:26 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+6 to perform --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  768. Jan 23 17:37:59 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You can recognize a few words, such as "pasta-aurum", "Zalgo", and "shitpost".
  769. Jan 23 17:39:29 <Orea> i poke frederick and sign at him
  770. Jan 23 17:39:49 <Orea> I make a shape of a cross with my hands, then gesture two of my fingers moving on my hand
  771. Jan 23 17:39:55 <Orea> !roll 1d20
  772. Jan 23 17:39:55 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  773. Jan 23 17:40:09 <Orea> I recoil after scratching my hand with my nails
  774. Jan 23 17:41:23 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You deliver the drinks to the voices, who see you.
  775. Jan 23 17:41:31 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They laugh at your foolishness.
  776. Jan 23 17:41:50 <Frederick> I "accidentally" spill the drinks
  777. Jan 23 17:41:50 * Faerzen_Norstov rolls his eyes
  778. Jan 23 17:41:54 <yzabtech[Narrator]> They mutter something in their language, something about "crazy kids".
  779. Jan 23 17:41:59 <Frederick> I snap my fingers and walk away
  780. Jan 23 17:42:13 * PlaceholderNPC is now known as twopeople
  781. Jan 23 17:42:34 <Orea> I follow frederick to "away"
  782. Jan 23 17:42:43 <Frederick> "Figolos di putana"
  783. Jan 23 17:42:52 <twopeople> Person 1: "What are you doing here?" he says in English.
  784. Jan 23 17:43:10 <Faerzen_Norstov> "What are you doing here?"
  785. Jan 23 17:43:11 <Frederick> "Work duh"
  786. Jan 23 17:43:20 <twopeople> Person 2: "Why are you listening to us?" he also says in English.
  787. Jan 23 17:43:25 <Frederick> I sign them to give me tips
  788. Jan 23 17:43:27 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why are you talking?"
  789. Jan 23 17:43:40 <Orea> I shout incredibly loudly
  790. Jan 23 17:43:42 <Orea> "WE"
  791. Jan 23 17:43:44 <Orea> "ARE TRYING"
  792. Jan 23 17:43:47 <Orea> "TO GET"
  793. Jan 23 17:43:52 <Orea> "A WAFFLE"
  794. Jan 23 17:43:56 <twopeople> Person 1: "We're doing important business. Have you seen a waffle made of gold around here?"
  795. Jan 23 17:43:58 * Faerzen_Norstov facepalms
  796. Jan 23 17:44:09 <twopeople> Person 2: "A waffle...made of gold?"
  797. Jan 23 17:44:11 * Frederick gives the stare to orea
  798. Jan 23 17:44:16 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why is it that everything always seems to be about this waffle?"
  799. Jan 23 17:44:18 <Orea> "NO"
  800. Jan 23 17:44:20 <Orea> "A GOLDEN WAFFLE"
  801. Jan 23 17:44:27 <Orea> "CAN YOU HEAR ME :?"
  802. Jan 23 17:44:31 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why do the two of you care about the waffle?"
  803. Jan 23 17:44:40 <twopeople> Person 1: "Yes, we can hear you!"
  804. Jan 23 17:44:44 * Faerzen_Norstov nods at Orea, and puts his finger on his lips in a SHHHH motion
  805. Jan 23 17:44:46 <Orea> "NO I WENT A BIT BEFORE I GOT TELEPORTED HERE :!"
  806. Jan 23 17:44:48 <twopeople> Person 2: "No need to shout!"
  807. Jan 23 17:44:57 <Orea> "WHAT ABOUT CACTI :?"
  808. Jan 23 17:44:58 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Orea is no longer deaf.
  809. Jan 23 17:45:31 * Faerzen_Norstov makes the SHHHHH gesture more urgently
  810. Jan 23 17:45:55 <twopeople> Person 1: "Turn down the volume!"
  811. Jan 23 17:46:14 <Orea> "Woah why are you shouting so much :?"
  812. Jan 23 17:46:16 <twopeople> Person 2: "Now you seem to know something. Hand over the waffle to us!"
  813. Jan 23 17:46:27 <Orea> "Oh wow we have it already :?"
  814. Jan 23 17:46:32 <Orea> "Do we win then :?"
  815. Jan 23 17:46:52 <Frederick> "well"
  816. Jan 23 17:46:53 <twopeople> Person 1: "You win if you find it, and give it to us!"
  817. Jan 23 17:46:56 <Frederick> "I will hand it over
  818. Jan 23 17:47:00 <Frederick> "on one condition"
  819. Jan 23 17:47:03 <twopeople> Person 2: "Zalgo demands the waffle!"
  820. Jan 23 17:47:07 <Orea> "Oh just take it from me then :!"
  821. Jan 23 17:47:09 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why should we give it to you in the first place, and why do you even care?"
  822. Jan 23 17:47:10 * Orea puts her arms up
  823. Jan 23 17:47:19 <Orea> "I guess this was really easy then :!"
  824. Jan 23 17:47:50 <twopeople> Person 1: "Zalgo is our master! Last born of the Twenty-Faced God, Harbringer of the Shitpostcalypse!"
  825. Jan 23 17:48:26 <Frederick> "How much are ya getting payed?"
  826. Jan 23 17:48:33 <Orea> "He sounds like a swell guy :!"
  827. Jan 23 17:48:43 <Frederick> "Cause I can assure you I can give you at least three times more"
  828. Jan 23 17:48:48 <Orea> "So he can have the golden waffle which we have :!"
  829. Jan 23 17:48:50 <twopeople> Person 2: "Master of the Bane Plane! The Mighty Shitposting Guru! Physical Embodiment of--"
  830. Jan 23 17:49:00 <Orea> "Just you know, take it off of us :!"
  831. Jan 23 17:49:00 <twopeople> Person 1: "Yeah, that's enough! Hand it over!"
  832. Jan 23 17:49:12 <Frederick> "under one condition!"
  833. Jan 23 17:49:15 <Orea> "Wow are you afraid of physical contact or something :?"
  834. Jan 23 17:49:17 * Frederick flips the table
  835. Jan 23 17:49:24 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4 for table flippin'
  836. Jan 23 17:49:24 <Orea> "I'm literally here, with my hands up, offering for you to take it :!"
  837. Jan 23 17:49:24 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 for table flippin' --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  838. Jan 23 17:49:35 <twopeople> Person 2: "What does Italian-Man want?!"
  839. Jan 23 17:49:46 <Orea> "Idk probably pasta :?"
  840. Jan 23 17:49:50 <Orea> "Or money :?"
  841. Jan 23 17:49:55 <Frederick> "OH FUCK YOU"
  842. Jan 23 17:49:56 <Orea> "Maybe they are interchangable idk :?"
  843. Jan 23 17:50:14 * Faerzen_Norstov sighs
  844. Jan 23 17:50:34 <twopeople> Person 1: "Hunter-Woman, you must give it to us!"
  845. Jan 23 17:50:47 * Faerzen_Norstov leans up against a nearby game shelf and waits for people to stop shouting and being idiots
  846. Jan 23 17:50:53 <Frederick> "UNDER ONE CONDITION"
  847. Jan 23 17:50:58 <twopeople> Person 2: "Future-Man, get back here!"
  848. Jan 23 17:50:59 <Frederick> "we get out of this mess"
  849. Jan 23 17:50:59 <Orea> "I'm literally offering it to you :!"
  850. Jan 23 17:51:33 <twopeople> Person 1 sticks his arm out at Orea, and his hand starts glowing, and being surrounded by black glyphs similar to the ones before.
  851. Jan 23 17:51:51 <Orea> "Kinky ;)"
  852. Jan 23 17:51:52 <twopeople> The chain of glyphs extends to Orea...and then retracts.
  853. Jan 23 17:52:06 <twopeople> Person 1: "THERE IS NO GOLDEN WAFFLE!"
  854. Jan 23 17:52:14 <Orea> "THEN WHAT WERE YOU ON ABOUT :?!"
  855. Jan 23 17:52:18 <Orea> "You said that we had it :!"
  856. Jan 23 17:52:19 <twopeople> Person 2: "Hunter-Woman is Liar-Woman!"
  857. Jan 23 17:52:25 <Orea> "No I'm not :!"
  858. Jan 23 17:52:31 <Orea> "You lied to us :! You said we had it :!"
  859. Jan 23 17:52:37 <twopeople> Person 1: "We thought you had it!"
  860. Jan 23 17:52:44 <twopeople> Person 2: "Zalgo said so!"
  861. Jan 23 17:52:45 <Orea> "Well you clearly thought wrong :!"
  862. Jan 23 17:52:52 <twopeople> Person 1: "ZALGO NEVER THINKS WRONG!"
  863. Jan 23 17:52:57 <twopeople> Person 2 starts hissing.
  864. Jan 23 17:53:00 <Orea> "Well then take the waffle from me :!"
  865. Jan 23 17:53:07 <Orea> "If he is never wrong, then I clearly have it :!"
  866. Jan 23 17:53:20 <twopeople> Person 1: "You don't have the waffle! Zalgo is never wrong! Therefore, you are the liar!"
  867. Jan 23 17:53:22 <Orea> "So just take it from me :!"
  868. Jan 23 17:53:31 <Orea> "Wait wait go back"
  869. Jan 23 17:53:37 <Orea> "Zalgo said I had it"
  870. Jan 23 17:53:39 <Orea> "I don't have it"
  871. Jan 23 17:53:44 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+4 to stab the wall with a pen
  872. Jan 23 17:53:44 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+4 to stab the wall with a pen --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
  873. Jan 23 17:53:46 <Orea> "So... What am I lieing about then :?"
  874. Jan 23 17:53:53 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Holy Jurgen FUCK can you guys simply cut it OUT??? You are accomplishing nothing other than making utter fools of yourselves attempting to aggravate the other."
  875. Jan 23 17:53:55 <Orea> "Me saying something never came into this :!"
  876. Jan 23 17:53:59 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You stab the wall, revealing glyphs underneath it.
  877. Jan 23 17:54:21 <twopeople> Person 2: "What is a Jurgen, what is a fuck, what is an utter, what is an aggravate?"
  878. Jan 23 17:54:31 * Faerzen_Norstov rolls his eyes. again.
  879. Jan 23 17:54:33 <twopeople> Person 2: "We cannot big words. That is the job of ZALGO!"
  880. Jan 23 17:54:40 <Orea> "Now logically, if I said i DIDN'T have it, and Zalgo said I did, and Zalgo is never wrong..."
  881. Jan 23 17:54:45 <Orea> "THEN i would be lieing :!"
  882. Jan 23 17:54:48 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Before we can even begin to respond to the two of your inquiries, we require knowledge about that which you desire."
  883. Jan 23 17:54:52 <Orea> "But I'm not saying I do or don't :!"
  884. Jan 23 17:55:00 <Faerzen_Norstov> "To you, what is this golden waffle and why to you desire to acquire it?"
  885. Jan 23 17:55:15 <twopeople> Person 1: "The Golden Waffle has much energy!"
  886. Jan 23 17:55:25 <twopeople> Person 2: "Much food energy, and much shitpost energy!"
  887. Jan 23 17:55:40 <twopeople> Person 1: "The Unusual Crafter made it!"
  888. Jan 23 17:56:26 <Frederick> I draw the three glyphs on the floor in reverse order
  889. Jan 23 17:56:35 <twopeople> Person 2: "Or Ab-ac-abber-abblahblahblah Art-artist-art-man made it!"
  890. Jan 23 17:56:38 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Okay, so like most people when it comes to having devious schemes and powerful artifacts, simply desire power to carry out your wishes. Lovely."
  891. Jan 23 17:57:15 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Why should I even care about giving it to you?"
  892. Jan 23 17:57:26 <Orea> "Thats kinda irrelevent though :!"
  893. Jan 23 17:57:37 <Orea> "We don't have it, they don't have it, and if either of us do then we are done here anyway :!"
  894. Jan 23 17:57:40 <Orea> "Who cares :?"
  895. Jan 23 17:57:49 <Faerzen_Norstov> "If I were to happen to find a supposedly powerful artifact, I would not be keen to just hand it off to a couple of angry wanna-be Romans."
  896. Jan 23 17:57:49 <twopeople> Person 1: "Then go get it!"
  897. Jan 23 17:57:59 <Orea> "What :? Why :?"
  898. Jan 23 17:58:02 <twopeople> Person 2: "What's a Roman?"
  899. Jan 23 17:58:36 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It does not matter."
  900. Jan 23 17:58:37 * Revark_Fritan[AFK] is now known as Revark_Fritan
  901. Jan 23 17:58:49 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The floor where Andres drew the glyphs starts to become less solid.
  902. Jan 23 17:59:05 <Orea> I jump on the liquid
  903. Jan 23 17:59:06 <Frederick> I put the wallpaper on top
  904. Jan 23 17:59:33 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The floor starts to disintegrate.
  905. Jan 23 17:59:47 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Your logic fails to make reasonable sense and I have little reason to bother with dealing with you and your 'plans'."
  906. Jan 23 17:59:47 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Not the whole floor, just where Frederick put the glyphs.
  907. Jan 23 17:59:56 <Faerzen_Norstov> "I shall do what I please, thank you very much."
  908. Jan 23 18:00:02 <twopeople> Person 1: "Your mom fails to make reasonable sense!"
  909. Jan 23 18:00:08 <twopeople> Person 2: "OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
  910. Jan 23 18:00:13 <Orea> "WOW :!"
  911. Jan 23 18:00:16 <Orea> "What a fucking racist :!"
  912. Jan 23 18:00:21 <Orea> "Not all of us have moms you know :!"
  913. Jan 23 18:00:37 <twopeople> Person 1: "...lusus."
  914. Jan 23 18:00:43 <Orea> "Thank you."
  915. Jan 23 18:01:23 <Frederick> I write the same three glyphs
  916. Jan 23 18:01:56 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The floor starts to disintegrate some more. There is a black void underneath.
  917. Jan 23 18:01:58 <Orea> I grab the pen from frederck and draw the three glyphs on the person 1
  918. Jan 23 18:02:22 <yzabtech[Narrator]> No effect.
  919. Jan 23 18:02:35 <twopeople> Person 1: "Do not attempt to use divine shitposting magic!"
  920. Jan 23 18:02:44 <Orea> !roll 1d20 to aww
  921. Jan 23 18:02:45 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20 to aww --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  922. Jan 23 18:02:51 <Faerzen_Norstov> "Regardless, it seems you have other problems to deal with that are more pertinent."
  923. Jan 23 18:02:52 <twopeople> Person 2: "Your weakling magic has no effect on us!"
  924. Jan 23 18:02:55 * Faerzen_Norstov gestures to the floor
  925. Jan 23 18:03:09 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It seems as though we shall be on our way regardless."
  926. Jan 23 18:03:15 <Orea> "WAIT :!"
  927. Jan 23 18:03:18 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The hole in the floor is slowly expanding.
  928. Jan 23 18:03:22 <Orea> "YOU TWO :!"
  929. Jan 23 18:03:26 <Faerzen_Norstov> "If you really do want us to retrieve the waffle for you, it would be in your best interest to make sure we make it out of here safely.
  930. Jan 23 18:03:29 <twopeople> Person 1: "And yet we have to tank you fools!"
  931. Jan 23 18:03:32 <twopeople> thank*
  932. Jan 23 18:03:37 <Orea> "LOOK, GULLIBLE IS WRITTEN ON THE CEILING :!"
  933. Jan 23 18:03:40 <Orea> I point at the ceiling
  934. Jan 23 18:03:45 * Revark_Fritan looks up.
  935. Jan 23 18:03:50 <twopeople> The two people look up.
  936. Jan 23 18:03:53 <Revark_Fritan> *i dont see it...*
  937. Jan 23 18:03:57 * Orea draws the 3 symbols on the floor beneith them
  938. Jan 23 18:04:11 <twopeople> The two people start levitating above the hole.
  939. Jan 23 18:04:21 <Orea> !roll 1d20 to aww
  940. Jan 23 18:04:21 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20 to aww --> [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  941. Jan 23 18:04:22 <twopeople> Person 2: "Thank you for bringing us closer to ZALGO!"
  942. Jan 23 18:04:27 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  943. Jan 23 18:04:30 <Frederick> I make a helmet out of paper
  944. Jan 23 18:04:33 <yzabtech[Narrator]> A black tentacle comes out of the hole.
  945. Jan 23 18:04:35 * Lyra_Bel (webchat@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
  946. Jan 23 18:04:35 <Orea> "You're.. welcome :?"
  947. Jan 23 18:04:37 <Revark_Fritan> *why are they floating now?*
  948. Jan 23 18:04:38 <Frederick> I draw the three glyphs
  949. Jan 23 18:04:39 <Orea> "Oh wow"
  950. Jan 23 18:04:41 <Revark_Fritan> *why AH*
  951. Jan 23 18:04:45 <Orea> "Thats some... "
  952. Jan 23 18:04:48 <Orea> "Ok :?"
  953. Jan 23 18:04:57 <Frederick> I put on the paperhelm
  954. Jan 23 18:05:00 * Faerzen_Norstov backs away from the hole
  955. Jan 23 18:05:01 <twopeople> Person 1: "Zalgo shall consume this place."
  956. Jan 23 18:05:04 * Orea passes the pen back to frederick retroactively
  957. Jan 23 18:05:13 * Orea pokes the tentacle
  958. Jan 23 18:05:13 <Faerzen_Norstov> "If Zalgo consumes this place we can hardly obtain the waffle for you."
  959. Jan 23 18:05:15 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The paper is no longer flexible.
  960. Jan 23 18:05:26 <Faerzen_Norstov> "It would be most prudent for you to show us the way out so we can be on our way safely."
  961. Jan 23 18:05:31 * Orea counter-retroactively takes back the pen
  962. Jan 23 18:05:33 <twopeople> Person 2: The exit's not that way, it's the way without the holes!
  963. Jan 23 18:05:40 <Frederick> I charge towards the wall and hit it with my head!
  964. Jan 23 18:06:02 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You realize that wasn't a good idea.
  965. Jan 23 18:06:12 <Frederick> I do it anyway
  966. Jan 23 18:06:12 * Lyra_Bel reappears
  967. Jan 23 18:06:22 <Lyra_Bel> Or something
  968. Jan 23 18:06:33 <twopeople> Person 1: "Omnicide-Woman is here! Yay!"
  969. Jan 23 18:06:41 <twopeople> Person 2: "Disciple of Zalgo!!"
  970. Jan 23 18:06:51 <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, shut up"
  971. Jan 23 18:06:58 <Lyra_Bel> "I'm doing the right thing"
  972. Jan 23 18:07:10 <Orea> "What about the left things :?"
  973. Jan 23 18:07:12 <twopeople> Person 1: "But you are a Zalgo Follower, am I correct?"
  974. Jan 23 18:07:13 <Lyra_Bel> "Can somebody catch me up to speed?"
  975. Jan 23 18:07:20 <twopeople> Person 2: "Ba-dum tish!"
  976. Jan 23 18:07:38 <twopeople> Person 2: "Hahaha because left things!"
  977. Jan 23 18:07:40 <Lyra_Bel> "When I'm done, there won't be anything left"
  978. Jan 23 18:07:52 <Lyra_Bel> "Now seriously. What's happening?"
  979. Jan 23 18:08:21 * Orea jumps on person 2 and clings on with a strong hug
  980. Jan 23 18:08:47 <twopeople> Person 2 hugs back with an idiotic smile on his face.
  981. Jan 23 18:08:55 <Orea> !roll 1d20 to aww
  982. Jan 23 18:08:56 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20 to aww --> [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  983. Jan 23 18:09:25 <twopeople> Person 1: "Stop hugging Hunter-Woman!"
  984. Jan 23 18:09:36 <Orea> "Whats wrong with this :?"
  985. Jan 23 18:09:40 <twopeople> Person 1: "Future-Man is gone!"
  986. Jan 23 18:09:41 <Orea> "Are you jealous :?"
  987. Jan 23 18:09:46 <twopeople> Person 1: "He has escaped!"
  988. Jan 23 18:09:57 <Orea> I whisper to person 2: "He is totally jealous :P"
  989. Jan 23 18:10:21 <twopeople> Person 2 stops hugging.
  990. Jan 23 18:10:26 * Orea doesn't
  991. Jan 23 18:10:30 <twopeople> Person 2: "We have failed, Zalgo!"
  992. Jan 23 18:10:55 <yzabtech[Narrator]> THere's the exit portal right over there.
  993. Jan 23 18:11:02 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Or you could jump into the black void.
  994. Jan 23 18:11:13 * Twelve is now known as ZalgoAbbadon
  995. Jan 23 18:11:17 <Revark_Fritan> *oh wow the portal*
  996. Jan 23 18:11:28 <Revark_Fritan> *it sure would be nice to progress*
  997. Jan 23 18:11:38 <Revark_Fritan> *i think we really should do that*
  998. Jan 23 18:11:39 <Frederick> I write the three glyphs on my paper-dress
  999. Jan 23 18:11:41 <ZalgoAbbadon> Y̭̹̞͙̜̲ͅO͙̰̫͈U̻͕̪͙̥ͅ ̟̝̣̟H͍̖Ḁ̙̰͈V͞E̝͔̠̲̪̞̪ ̳͚͔̯̦Ṋ̢̦̙̫̪O̭̟͍̹͝T͓ ̦̭̳̻͇F̢͚͚̬͍̪͖̗A̼ͅĮ͇͎̻̠̼L̶̪̹̯̜̠̥͍E̶͈̲̘̤D͏͓͈̞
  1000. Jan 23 18:11:45 <Lyra_Bel> "Progression isn't allowed, this is Sabath"
  1001. Jan 23 18:11:46 <Frederick> I am now invonsibl
  1002. Jan 23 18:11:48 <Revark_Fritan> *uh*
  1003. Jan 23 18:11:56 <ZalgoAbbadon> Y̸O̦̠͈̗U̻͎ ḨͅA͇͘V̸̺E̞͙̺ ̝̬̪͎̤Ş̖͕U͕̜͈̤̜̭͘CC̡̹̤̦̙̳̳̭Ḙ̹̯̝̣͠ͅE̴̲̠̯͉͇D͕̺̖͎͓̲̻E̝͓D̩̥.͖̭̺̣͖̼
  1004. Jan 23 18:12:01 <Revark_Fritan> *i dont know what that was but*
  1005. Jan 23 18:12:08 <Revark_Fritan> *im going to the portal*
  1006. Jan 23 18:12:12 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick is not invincible.
  1007. Jan 23 18:12:13 * Faerzen_Norstov has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
  1008. Jan 23 18:12:23 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+5 to make rope out of paper
  1009. Jan 23 18:12:23 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+5 to make rope out of paper --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  1010. Jan 23 18:12:49 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You make a rope out of paper, but the portal is not blocked by the void.
  1011. Jan 23 18:13:11 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick is now invincible*
  1012. Jan 23 18:13:54 <Frederick> I write the three glyphs on the void
  1013. Jan 23 18:14:03 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Your hand falls off.
  1014. Jan 23 18:14:14 * Revark_Fritan walks over to the portal.
  1015. Jan 23 18:14:15 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You cannot write on a hole.
  1016. Jan 23 18:14:21 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+5 to make paperhands with my mouth
  1017. Jan 23 18:14:22 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+5 to make paperhands with my mouth --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  1018. Jan 23 18:14:22 <Revark_Fritan> *ooh*
  1019. Jan 23 18:14:22 * Orea uses the sharpie to write the 3 glyphs on the lack of there being a golden waffle infront of her
  1020. Jan 23 18:14:31 <Revark_Fritan> *does that hurt?*
  1021. Jan 23 18:15:06 <Frederick> !roll 1d20+5 to make a peperhook
  1022. Jan 23 18:15:06 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20+5 to make a peperhook --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  1023. Jan 23 18:15:09 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Fredericks hand slowly regenerates.
  1024. Jan 23 18:15:28 <Frederick> I put the hook on the hole
  1025. Jan 23 18:15:40 <Frederick> I tie the hook to my hand
  1026. Jan 23 18:15:42 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The floor gets filled by a little bit.
  1027. Jan 23 18:15:43 <Frederick> I run
  1028. Jan 23 18:16:15 <Frederick> I pick up the hole on the floor
  1029. Jan 23 18:16:23 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You can't do that.
  1030. Jan 23 18:16:29 <yzabtech[Narrator]> What are you smoking?
  1031. Jan 23 18:16:31 <Frederick> I defy the laws of physics
  1032. Jan 23 18:16:40 <Orea> I write a number on the void in order to 'pick it up'
  1033. Jan 23 18:16:41 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Roll 1d20 wth disadvantage to defy reality.
  1034. Jan 23 18:16:44 <Frederick> !roll 1d20 to be Frederick
  1035. Jan 23 18:16:44 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20 to be Frederick --> [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
  1036. Jan 23 18:16:48 <Orea> the number may or may not be my phone number
  1037. Jan 23 18:17:16 <Frederick> !roll 2#1d20
  1038. Jan 23 18:17:16 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 2#1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}, [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
  1039. Jan 23 18:17:28 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You fail to defy the laws of physics.
  1040. Jan 23 18:17:44 * Orea decreases the entropy in a closed system
  1041. Jan 23 18:17:46 <Orea> !roll 1d20
  1042. Jan 23 18:17:46 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
  1043. Jan 23 18:18:01 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You can't.
  1044. Jan 23 18:18:18 <Frederick> I jump.... with style
  1045. Jan 23 18:18:25 * Revark_Fritan gives up and jumps through the portal.
  1046. Jan 23 18:18:42 * Orea follows them through the portal, bullet-jumping through it
  1047. Jan 23 18:19:41 <ZalgoAbbadon> C̀O̗̭͓̮͝M͚̯̳͈̪̤̘͢E B̸̝A̴̺̬̥̫͔̗̰C̴̖̩͇K͉̕ ̹̪̠̤̝̹ͅHE̹̫̺͙̬̺͍͡R̭̲͙̬̙ͅḘ
  1048. Jan 23 18:20:04 <Revark_Fritan> *do not go back there!*
  1049. Jan 23 18:20:17 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You jump through the portal. You have a choice of going back to the Potato Pancake Party, going to the Top Hat Island, or going to the Library.
  1050. Jan 23 18:20:58 <Revark_Fritan> *the library sounds nice*
  1051. Jan 23 18:21:05 * Orea goes to the library
  1052. Jan 23 18:21:29 * Lyra_Bel has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
  1053. Jan 23 18:21:36 * Revark_Fritan also goes to the library.
  1054. Jan 23 18:21:48 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You all end up in a library. Piles of books are everywhere, with bookshelves 20 feet tall.
  1055. Jan 23 18:21:57 <yzabtech[Narrator]> It's like a maze of books.
  1056. Jan 23 18:22:11 * Orea takes out her phone and sets it to max volume before playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg7ZrQKExIo
  1057. Jan 23 18:22:19 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Some of the books seem to "glitch", and turn into the void that Zalgo's minions created.
  1058. Jan 23 18:22:58 <ZalgoAbbadon> ít͍̦̹͖̰̖͉ ̢̝͔̫̭̭í̻̦̞̲̲ṣ͉̭͙́ ̦̥̺̰̰̰͘g̘̺̺͚̤̻et҉͍̤̰̩̗t̰̫i̴̩͖̟̤̜̹͇n̰͓͈̲̜͚͓g̯̳̮͓̣̖͔ ̖̖̲͞c͍̩͓̝ḻ̪̤̬̻̺o̗͜s̘̜̬̣̦̟̳͡e̳̮̹̝̮͚̹r
  1059. Jan 23 18:23:22 <Revark_Fritan> *lets uh*
  1060. Jan 23 18:23:29 <Revark_Fritan> *go to the next place*
  1061. Jan 23 18:23:32 <Revark_Fritan> *to be*
  1062. Jan 23 18:23:36 <Revark_Fritan> *or something*
  1063. Jan 23 18:23:41 * Orea looks for an interesting book first
  1064. Jan 23 18:23:42 <Frederick> I grab a book
  1065. Jan 23 18:23:45 <Orea> !roll 1d20+3 investigation
  1066. Jan 23 18:23:46 <Tyche[Dice]> Orea rolled : 1d20+3 investigation --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  1067. Jan 23 18:23:48 <Frederick> !roll 1d20 for it to be the bible
  1068. Jan 23 18:23:48 <Tyche[Dice]> Frederick rolled : 1d20 for it to be the bible --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  1069. Jan 23 18:24:02 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Frederick picks up the RPGStuck PHB.
  1070. Jan 23 18:24:12 <yzabtech[Narrator]> It's like the bible for the world you're in, right?
  1071. Jan 23 18:24:15 <Frederick> I throw it in ze garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbage
  1072. Jan 23 18:24:30 <Orea> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Oh1pSEWCE
  1073. Jan 23 18:24:42 <Frederick> I grab one of the glitchy books
  1074. Jan 23 18:24:45 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The garbage can reluctantly accepts it. People work hard on it and argue about it endlessly, you know.
  1075. Jan 23 18:24:55 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Your hand starts to become glitchy.
  1076. Jan 23 18:25:16 <Frederick> I put my face on the book
  1077. Jan 23 18:25:29 <Frederick> what do I see?
  1078. Jan 23 18:25:51 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Your face becomes glitchy. You see visions of otherworldly monsters.
  1079. Jan 23 18:26:12 <Frederick> "HEY"
  1080. Jan 23 18:26:15 <Frederick> "HEY LISTEN"
  1081. Jan 23 18:26:24 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The monsters do not hear you.
  1082. Jan 23 18:26:33 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You scream into the void, and realize you are alone in this world.
  1083. Jan 23 18:26:33 <Frederick> I scream louder
  1084. Jan 23 18:26:47 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You come to terms with your own mortality.
  1085. Jan 23 18:26:49 <Frederick> I throw a ball of paper to the monsters
  1086. Jan 23 18:26:52 * Revark_Fritan decides to grab a book and join in on the fun.
  1087. Jan 23 18:26:56 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You scream, but nobody hears you.
  1088. Jan 23 18:27:10 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The paper hits you in the back of the head.
  1089. Jan 23 18:27:34 * Orea pulls frederick out
  1090. Jan 23 18:27:38 <Frederick> I kiss the monster
  1091. Jan 23 18:27:46 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You cannot kiss the monster.
  1092. Jan 23 18:28:05 <yzabtech[Narrator]> For you are pulled out by Orea.
  1093. Jan 23 18:28:10 <Frederick> I put a glitchy book inside a glitchy book
  1094. Jan 23 18:28:21 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Nothing happens, but your hands are now glitchy.
  1095. Jan 23 18:28:28 <Orea> "What were you trying to do in there :?"
  1096. Jan 23 18:28:33 <Frederick> I make a tower of glitchy books
  1097. Jan 23 18:28:35 * Revark_Fritan looks around for a book to read.
  1098. Jan 23 18:28:47 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The tower collapses on itself and forms a small black hole.
  1099. Jan 23 18:29:07 <Frederick> I write the three glyphs on the black hole
  1100. Jan 23 18:29:17 <yzabtech[Narrator]> The pen explodes.
  1101. Jan 23 18:29:25 <Frederick> I try another pen
  1102. Jan 23 18:29:29 <yzabtech[Narrator]> So does the black hole.
  1103. Jan 23 18:29:43 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Everybody gets blasted back to the walls, where they see....the exit portal.
  1104. Jan 23 18:29:52 <Frederick> I grab 60 glitchy books
  1105. Jan 23 18:29:54 <Revark_Fritan> *oh sweet*
  1106. Jan 23 18:29:56 <yzabtech[Narrator]> More and more books seem to become glitchier.
  1107. Jan 23 18:30:16 <yzabtech[Narrator]> Your sylladex becomes glitchy.
  1108. Jan 23 18:30:24 * Revark_Fritan grabs one of the books for the road.
  1109. Jan 23 18:31:07 <Frederick> I go to the exit door
  1110. Jan 23 18:31:20 * Revark_Fritan goes through the portal.
  1111. Jan 23 18:32:33 <yzabtech[Narrator]> You now have the choice of going to the Mines, to the HMS Tinfoil Dock, or back to the Game Room.
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