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  3. Here we go.
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  7. One, two...
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  11. You guys wanna story?
  12.  
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  15. Yeah, I got a story.
  16. A fuckin' doozy.
  17.  
  18. 5
  19. 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,106
  20. Is this the one
  21. where you say you own Facebook?
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,793
  25. Starts like this.
  26. On the seventh day, God rested.
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,402
  30. I love God.
  31. He's my favourite God.
  32.  
  33. 8
  34. 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,404
  35. Yeah, but he's God, so he knew
  36. that if after six days of
  37.  
  38. 9
  39. 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,614
  40. crazy you gotta rest on Sunday.
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,004
  44. Rest every day.
  45.  
  46. 11
  47. 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,951
  48. But what about those poor
  49. bastards going through six days
  50.  
  51. 12
  52. 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,467
  53. of crazy, not knowing that the
  54. seventh day is going to be a day
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,894
  58. of rest, or just another
  59. day at the shit storm?
  60.  
  61. 14
  62. 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,333
  63. Those are the poor
  64. bastards we should toast.
  65.  
  66. 15
  67. 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,357
  68. To the shit storm!
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,188
  72. Who knows, maybe a couple
  73. of angels come along
  74.  
  75. 17
  76. 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,338
  77. and nudge him in the
  78. right direction.
  79.  
  80. 18
  81. 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,069
  82. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,898
  86. This is the story of
  87. Frank and Nancy Teagarten.
  88.  
  89. 20
  90. 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,484
  91. Their seven days started on
  92. the morning they dropped
  93.  
  94. 21
  95. 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,778
  96. their daughter off at college.
  97.  
  98. 22
  99. 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,451
  100. Wow.
  101.  
  102. 23
  103. 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,271
  104. Seems just like yesterday
  105. I was pushing you on the swings
  106.  
  107. 24
  108. 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,752
  109. in Gardner Park.
  110.  
  111. 25
  112. 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,045
  113. Yeah.
  114.  
  115. 26
  116. 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:32,420
  117. And now,
  118. look at our college girl,
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,796
  122. on her way to
  123. becoming a veterinarian.
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,549
  127. Now, baby.
  128. We're just a phone call away,
  129.  
  130. 29
  131. 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,803
  132. five hour car ride away,
  133. 50 minute plane ride away.
  134.  
  135. 30
  136. 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,092
  137. You know we're there
  138. for you, anything you need.
  139.  
  140. 31
  141. 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,226
  142. You have our numbers.
  143.  
  144. 32
  145. 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,930
  146. Yes, I practically
  147. have them memorized.
  148.  
  149. 33
  150. 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,481
  151. Good.
  152.  
  153. 34
  154. 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,007
  155. But, don't call after 10:00 pm
  156. cause we'll probably be asleep.
  157.  
  158. 35
  159. 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,839
  160. That was a joke.
  161. You know that was a joke, right?
  162.  
  163. 36
  164. 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,196
  165. I love
  166. yourjokes, daddy.
  167.  
  168. 37
  169. 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,864
  170. Do you like your bed?
  171.  
  172. 38
  173. 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,236
  174. Yeah.
  175.  
  176. 39
  177. 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,047
  178. We should have gotten
  179. her a better mattress.
  180.  
  181. 40
  182. 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,569
  183. How come we didn't
  184. think of that?
  185.  
  186. 41
  187. 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,383
  188. Know what this room
  189. needs, is a Medeco lock.
  190.  
  191. 42
  192. 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,017
  193. Medeco makes a very sturdy lock.
  194. - Yeah.
  195.  
  196. 43
  197. 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,243
  198. And what's with this co-ed dorm?
  199. Why are we doing that?
  200.  
  201. 44
  202. 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,251
  203. She's in a co-ed dorm,
  204. whose idea was that?
  205.  
  206. 45
  207. 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,078
  208. That's wrong.
  209.  
  210. 46
  211. 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,755
  212. I love you guys so much.
  213.  
  214. 47
  215. 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,216
  216. Thank you.
  217.  
  218. 48
  219. 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,878
  220. Thank you for everything.
  221.  
  222. 49
  223. 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,556
  224. ♪ Let go, life
  225. does get tough ♪
  226.  
  227. 50
  228. 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,679
  229. ♪ No need to stress, ♪
  230.  
  231. 51
  232. 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,806
  233. ♪ Hold you back too much, ♪
  234.  
  235. 52
  236. 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,264
  237. ♪ Let's go
  238. I heard they found a solution ♪
  239.  
  240. 53
  241. 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,726
  242. ♪ Where will you be
  243. for the revolution? ♪
  244.  
  245. 54
  246. 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,153
  247. ♪ Woah woah, woah, woah ♪
  248.  
  249. 55
  250. 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,565
  251. ♪ Woah woah woah woah ♪
  252.  
  253. 56
  254. 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,655
  255. ♪ Woah woah woah woah ♪
  256.  
  257. 57
  258. 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,909
  259. ♪ I say to kids ♪
  260.  
  261. 58
  262. 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,751
  263. ♪ Wake up, things
  264. might get rough ♪
  265.  
  266. 59
  267. 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,246
  268. ♪ No need to stress,
  269. keeps you down too much ♪
  270.  
  271. 60
  272. 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,126
  273. ♪ Wake up, I heard they
  274. found a solution ♪
  275.  
  276. 61
  277. 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,303
  278. ♪ Where will you be
  279. for the revolution? ♪
  280.  
  281. 62
  282. 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,435
  283. ♪ Where will you be
  284. for the revolution? ♪
  285.  
  286. 63
  287. 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,182
  288. It's gonna be okay.
  289.  
  290. 64
  291. 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,016
  292. Which part?
  293.  
  294. 65
  295. 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,396
  296. All of it. I promise.
  297.  
  298. 66
  299. 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,483
  300. Can I help you?
  301.  
  302. 67
  303. 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,409
  304. Sorry, guys.
  305. Gotta hook it up.
  306.  
  307. 68
  308. 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,110
  309. Shit!
  310.  
  311. 69
  312. 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,069
  313. What, now?
  314.  
  315. 70
  316. 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,872
  317. Hey, man. I'm just
  318. doing my job, all right?
  319.  
  320. 71
  321. 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,996
  322. We just dropped our daughter
  323. off at college, and we've been
  324.  
  325. 72
  326. 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,293
  327. really, really busy.
  328.  
  329. 73
  330. 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,961
  331. I'll send a payment
  332. in a few days.
  333.  
  334. 74
  335. 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,334
  336. Look, it's not me,
  337. it's Volvo, okay?
  338.  
  339. 75
  340. 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,758
  341. They don't fuck around when
  342. it comes to a lease. Okay?
  343.  
  344. 76
  345. 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,881
  346. I just need a little more time.
  347.  
  348. 77
  349. 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,587
  350. There is a back story, here.
  351.  
  352. 78
  353. 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,048
  354. Always is, brother.
  355. Always is.
  356.  
  357. 79
  358. 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,845
  359. Would you like to hear it?
  360.  
  361. 80
  362. 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,061
  363. All right, shoot.
  364.  
  365. 81
  366. 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,983
  367. I started a medical company.
  368.  
  369. 82
  370. 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,358
  371. Put everything we had into it,
  372. making a medical innovation
  373.  
  374. 83
  375. 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,280
  376. that's been adding
  377. years to people's lives.
  378.  
  379. 84
  380. 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,659
  381. We rolled the dice hard,
  382. but we believed in it.
  383.  
  384. 85
  385. 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,952
  386. Then there was a problem.
  387.  
  388. 86
  389. 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,405
  390. Small, but enough for
  391. some news stories.
  392.  
  393. 87
  394. 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,661
  395. They started calling us
  396. "controversial," which is the
  397.  
  398. 88
  399. 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,853
  400. toughest word in our business,
  401.  
  402. 89
  403. 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,711
  404. and it's been bad
  405. dominoes ever since.
  406.  
  407. 90
  408. 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,130
  409. Now, our daughter doesn't
  410. know at all about this.
  411.  
  412. 91
  413. 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,616
  414. We've been holding it together
  415. until she went off to college,
  416.  
  417. 92
  418. 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,508
  419. and now we're gonna
  420. hold it together
  421.  
  422. 93
  423. 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,507
  424. until we get back
  425. on our feet.
  426.  
  427. 94
  428. 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,467
  429. What do you make?
  430.  
  431. 95
  432. 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,843
  433. What, salary?
  434.  
  435. 96
  436. 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,266
  437. Product.
  438.  
  439. 97
  440. 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,140
  441. Artificial heart valves designed
  442. for transfemoral placement,
  443.  
  444. 98
  445. 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:13,970
  446. which means...
  447.  
  448. 99
  449. 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,226
  450. Dual leg artery. I know.
  451.  
  452. 100
  453. 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,236
  454. You know what I used to
  455. do before this repo shit?
  456.  
  457. 101
  458. 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:19,812
  459. Paramedic.
  460.  
  461. 102
  462. 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,019
  463. Oh!
  464.  
  465. 103
  466. 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,978
  467. Yeah. People used to
  468. be glad to see me show up.
  469.  
  470. 104
  471. 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,281
  472. Yesterday, I had to
  473. take three child seats
  474.  
  475. 105
  476. 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,903
  477. out of the back of a Lexus,
  478.  
  479. 106
  480. 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,076
  481. lay em out on their lawn,
  482. like I was setting up
  483.  
  484. 107
  485. 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,030
  486. for some goddamn baby
  487. Lollapalooza concert,
  488.  
  489. 108
  490. 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,240
  491. The Wiggles or some shit.
  492.  
  493. 109
  494. 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,450
  495. Remember them?
  496. - No.
  497.  
  498. 110
  499. 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,376
  500. Fuckin' Yum Yum Fruit Salad.
  501.  
  502. 111
  503. 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,045
  504. I got kids.
  505. It was sad.
  506.  
  507. 112
  508. 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,171
  509. Shit. Okay, look.
  510.  
  511. 113
  512. 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,843
  513. I'll tell em you weren't here.
  514.  
  515. 114
  516. 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,262
  517. But the most I can get
  518. you is days, not weeks.
  519.  
  520. 115
  521. 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,680
  522. All right?
  523.  
  524. 116
  525. 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,884
  526. So, if I were you, I'd find a
  527. way to put some loot in my suit.
  528.  
  529. 117
  530. 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,470
  531. Sell some crack,
  532. or I'll be back!
  533.  
  534. 118
  535. 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,811
  536. Thank you.
  537.  
  538. 119
  539. 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,190
  540. Thank you.
  541.  
  542. 120
  543. 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,942
  544. Finally a break.
  545.  
  546. 121
  547. 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,450
  548. What about the,
  549. uh, lamp in the den?
  550.  
  551. 122
  552. 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,285
  553. It's broken.
  554.  
  555. 123
  556. 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,588
  557. So, we sell it as-is,
  558. or we fix it?
  559.  
  560. 124
  561. 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,291
  562. We don't fix things,
  563. Frank, we only ruin them.
  564.  
  565. 125
  566. 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,048
  567. Hi guys.
  568. Having a yard sale?
  569.  
  570. 126
  571. 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:31,597
  572. Uh, no, Bert. Our living
  573. room puked all over our yard.
  574.  
  575. 127
  576. 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:32,548
  577. What?
  578.  
  579. 128
  580. 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,803
  581. Bye.
  582.  
  583. 129
  584. 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:35,885
  585. Oh, look, Frank.
  586.  
  587. 130
  588. 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:40,189
  589. A two thousand dollar Breville
  590. Oracle espresso machine.
  591.  
  592. 131
  593. 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,562
  594. And we just had to have it.
  595.  
  596. 132
  597. 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:47,147
  598. But we never even took
  599. it out of the damn box.
  600.  
  601. 133
  602. 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,232
  603. Just be happy that the
  604. thing is still in the box,
  605.  
  606. 134
  607. 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,319
  608. it's worth two thousand dollars,
  609. one eighth of that is a,
  610.  
  611. 135
  612. 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,412
  613. it's a car payment.
  614.  
  615. 136
  616. 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,078
  617. Why did we get all this stuff?
  618.  
  619. 137
  620. 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,409
  621. Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere,
  622. and I can't even afford to get
  623.  
  624. 138
  625. 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:03,041
  626. my roots done or
  627. get a bikini wax.
  628.  
  629. 139
  630. 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,168
  631. Hey, guys.
  632. You're having a yard sale?
  633.  
  634. 140
  635. 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,840
  636. Hi, Jason.
  637.  
  638. 141
  639. 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,510
  640. No, Jason, our house
  641. got hit by a tidal wave.
  642.  
  643. 142
  644. 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,713
  645. Just ours.
  646. It's a freak of nature.
  647.  
  648. 143
  649. 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,843
  650. Heh, well I'm glad it was yours.
  651.  
  652. 144
  653. 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,301
  654. Cause, salt water, it's like
  655. kryptonite for the wheelchair.
  656.  
  657. 145
  658. 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,260
  659. Jason, are you making
  660. a handicap joke?
  661.  
  662. 146
  663. 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,347
  664. I'm sorry, I thought...
  665.  
  666. 147
  667. 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,556
  668. Cause...
  669.  
  670. 148
  671. 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,188
  672. I'm the one in the...
  673. Uh, Rachel called me.
  674.  
  675. 149
  676. 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,546
  677. It sounds like she
  678. made it off fine.
  679.  
  680. 150
  681. 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,590
  682. So, the two of you were trying
  683. to make the long distance
  684.  
  685. 151
  686. 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,446
  687. thing work? The odds
  688. are against it, Jason,
  689.  
  690. 152
  691. 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,115
  692. and she's ambitious
  693. and you live at home.
  694.  
  695. 153
  696. 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,318
  697. Frank...
  698.  
  699. 154
  700. 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,242
  701. Yes?
  702.  
  703. 155
  704. 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,662
  705. Don't pay any attention
  706. to him, Jason.
  707.  
  708. 156
  709. 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,535
  710. He's been drinking.
  711.  
  712. 157
  713. 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,287
  714. Well, I'd better be
  715. off to work, so...
  716.  
  717. 158
  718. 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,915
  719. Hey Jason, do you wear
  720. your Staples uniform under your
  721.  
  722. 159
  723. 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,107
  724. clothes like Superman, or do
  725. you go home and change at your
  726.  
  727. 160
  728. 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,293
  729. mom's, where you
  730. live, with your mom?
  731.  
  732. 161
  733. 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,182
  734. Can't understand
  735. the whispered Spanish.
  736.  
  737. 162
  738. 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,726
  739. Mr. Teagarten, I'd really
  740. like to get along with you,
  741.  
  742. 163
  743. 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,733
  744. even if Rachel and I
  745. are eventually just friends,
  746.  
  747. 164
  748. 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,979
  749. nothing more, 'cause I think
  750. you guys are amazing people.
  751.  
  752. 165
  753. 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,309
  754. Thank you, Jason.
  755.  
  756. 166
  757. 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,985
  758. Have a nice day.
  759.  
  760. 167
  761. 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,229
  762. Enjoy the ride.
  763.  
  764. 168
  765. 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,359
  766. Ow.
  767.  
  768. 169
  769. 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,907
  770. Ah, cause of the wheelchair.
  771. That's...
  772.  
  773. 170
  774. 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,410
  775. have a nice one.
  776.  
  777. 171
  778. 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,658
  779. Nigel, how's it going
  780. over there in London, huh?
  781.  
  782. 172
  783. 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,664
  784. Are they still
  785. driving backwards?
  786.  
  787. 173
  788. 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,065
  789. What are you talking about?
  790.  
  791. 174
  792. 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,923
  793. You know what I mean.
  794.  
  795. 175
  796. 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,504
  797. You know, sideways,
  798. the cars, the street?
  799.  
  800. 176
  801. 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,757
  802. Have you been drinking?
  803.  
  804. 177
  805. 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,339
  806. Oh, that's hilarious.
  807.  
  808. 178
  809. 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:37,433
  810. Seriously.
  811.  
  812. 179
  813. 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,830
  814. Listen to me, I am gonna
  815. be travelling for a while,
  816.  
  817. 180
  818. 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,437
  819. all right? I'm gonna be gone to
  820. Nepal, I'll be gone for about
  821.  
  822. 181
  823. 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,980
  824. four months,
  825. I'll be off the grid.
  826.  
  827. 182
  828. 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,502
  829. Oh, that's weird.
  830. Hey, listen, Nigel,
  831.  
  832. 183
  833. 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,212
  834. while I have you on
  835. the phone, I think I need
  836.  
  837. 184
  838. 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,149
  839. to ask you for more
  840. money to watch the house.
  841.  
  842. 185
  843. 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,842
  844. Cause I'm over there
  845. like three days a week.
  846.  
  847. 186
  848. 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,323
  849. What are you talking about?
  850.  
  851. 187
  852. 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,275
  853. It's not that hard
  854. to watch my house.
  855.  
  856. 188
  857. 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,555
  858. I live right next door to you.
  859.  
  860. 189
  861. 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,117
  862. I can get the kid down the
  863. street to do it for free,
  864.  
  865. 190
  866. 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,040
  867. just so he can go in
  868. and watch cable. Jesus.
  869.  
  870. 191
  871. 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,788
  872. What did he say
  873. about more money?
  874.  
  875. 192
  876. 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,120
  877. I don't think he's into it.
  878.  
  879. 193
  880. 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,880
  881. I'm going to Nigel's
  882. for a minute.
  883.  
  884. 194
  885. 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:39,906
  886. No.
  887.  
  888. 195
  889. 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,867
  890. Hello, this is Frank.
  891.  
  892. 196
  893. 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,210
  894. Oh, hi. Uh...
  895.  
  896. 197
  897. 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,371
  898. Yes, I am going to pay you soon.
  899.  
  900. 198
  901. 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,444
  902. No, I don't know when,
  903. but your credit card is very
  904.  
  905. 199
  906. 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,800
  907. important to me, so I...
  908.  
  909. 200
  910. 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,302
  911. Yes, I know that, but...
  912.  
  913. 201
  914. 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,242
  915. Well, I do want to work with
  916. you, so how about this?
  917.  
  918. 202
  919. 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,244
  920. I'll send you the credit card,
  921. and you just shove it up
  922.  
  923. 203
  924. 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,351
  925. your fucking ass.
  926. Does that work?
  927.  
  928. 204
  929. 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,655
  930. Yes.
  931.  
  932. 205
  933. 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,772
  934. Yes. Yes.
  935.  
  936. 206
  937. 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,736
  938. Absolutely not.
  939.  
  940. 207
  941. 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,287
  942. It's a Chateau Latour.
  943.  
  944. 208
  945. 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,035
  946. It's worth 800 dollars.
  947.  
  948. 209
  949. 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,912
  950. Have you lost your mind?
  951.  
  952. 210
  953. 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,787
  954. Wait a minute.
  955.  
  956. 211
  957. 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,335
  958. Since when did
  959. you start smoking?
  960.  
  961. 212
  962. 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,662
  963. Just now.
  964.  
  965. 213
  966. 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,213
  967. Ha. Great timing.
  968.  
  969. 214
  970. 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,006
  971. Just when we can't afford it.
  972.  
  973. 215
  974. 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,255
  975. Nigel has hundreds
  976. of bottles of wine.
  977.  
  978. 216
  979. 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,385
  980. He doesn't need more wine.
  981.  
  982. 217
  983. 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,241
  984. He needs a punch in the
  985. face, but not more wine.
  986.  
  987. 218
  988. 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,801
  989. Would you please
  990. have some decency?
  991.  
  992. 219
  993. 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,634
  994. You're supposed to be
  995. looking after his property,
  996.  
  997. 220
  998. 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,810
  999. not parting it out
  1000. like an old Chevy.
  1001.  
  1002. 221
  1003. 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,386
  1004. What?
  1005.  
  1006. 222
  1007. 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,641
  1008. What's next?
  1009.  
  1010. 223
  1011. 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,815
  1012. You gonna put an ad on
  1013. Craigslist and rent it out?
  1014.  
  1015. 224
  1016. 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,651
  1017. Rent out his house?
  1018.  
  1019. 225
  1020. 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,820
  1021. Rent out Nigel's house?
  1022.  
  1023. 226
  1024. 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,317
  1025. On Craigslist?
  1026.  
  1027. 227
  1028. 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,240
  1029. That's insane.
  1030.  
  1031. 228
  1032. 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,908
  1033. Stop changing the subject.
  1034.  
  1035. 229
  1036. 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,908
  1037. Put that bottle of wine back.
  1038.  
  1039. 230
  1040. 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,205
  1041. Right now.
  1042.  
  1043. 231
  1044. 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,283
  1045. Shame on you, Frank.
  1046.  
  1047. 232
  1048. 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,423
  1049. ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
  1050. hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪
  1051.  
  1052. 233
  1053. 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,797
  1054. ♪ Here comes the Roly Poly Man ♪
  1055.  
  1056. 234
  1057. 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,470
  1058. ♪ He's singing songs of love ♪
  1059.  
  1060. 235
  1061. 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,799
  1062. ♪ "Roly poly, roly poly,
  1063. roly poly poly" he sang ♪
  1064.  
  1065. 236
  1066. 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,680
  1067. I love this album.
  1068.  
  1069. 237
  1070. 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,931
  1071. Are they still called albums?
  1072.  
  1073. 238
  1074. 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,014
  1075. Albummmmmms...
  1076.  
  1077. 239
  1078. 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,233
  1079. See dee dee
  1080. dee dee dee...
  1081.  
  1082. 240
  1083. 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,527
  1084. See dee dee dee dee...
  1085.  
  1086. 241
  1087. 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,024
  1088. You know the Filipinos?
  1089.  
  1090. 242
  1091. 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,484
  1092. Bob and Teresa?
  1093.  
  1094. 243
  1095. 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,194
  1096. From the Philippines.
  1097.  
  1098. 244
  1099. 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:48,622
  1100. They used to strap coca tree
  1101. bark to their bodies before
  1102.  
  1103. 245
  1104. 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,824
  1105. they went to battle.
  1106.  
  1107. 246
  1108. 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:54,003
  1109. The cocaine would leech
  1110. into their bloodstream,
  1111.  
  1112. 247
  1113. 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:58,378
  1114. and get them amped up to help
  1115. them overcome the fear of war.
  1116.  
  1117. 248
  1118. 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,755
  1119. Frank, we're at war.
  1120.  
  1121. 249
  1122. 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,130
  1123. I don't think we can get our
  1124. hands on that kind of bark.
  1125.  
  1126. 250
  1127. 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,056
  1128. We ran out of vodka.
  1129.  
  1130. 251
  1131. 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,061
  1132. I wonder what Rachel will
  1133. listen to in college.
  1134.  
  1135. 252
  1136. 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,607
  1137. What music will transport
  1138. her back to her youth,
  1139.  
  1140. 253
  1141. 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,934
  1142. back to a time when her whole
  1143. life was in front of her.
  1144.  
  1145. 254
  1146. 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,520
  1147. I don't know.
  1148.  
  1149. 255
  1150. 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,488
  1151. I only know I'm sad
  1152. about that vodka.
  1153.  
  1154. 256
  1155. 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,031
  1156. Fuck it.
  1157.  
  1158. 257
  1159. 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,655
  1160. La Tour baby!
  1161.  
  1162. 258
  1163. 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,456
  1164. Whatever happens probably will.
  1165.  
  1166. 259
  1167. 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,626
  1168. Let's finish it inside.
  1169.  
  1170. 260
  1171. 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,715
  1172. Yeah.
  1173.  
  1174. 261
  1175. 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,883
  1176. Yeah.
  1177.  
  1178. 262
  1179. 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,585
  1180. Starts getting
  1181. better tomorrow...
  1182.  
  1183. 263
  1184. 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:48,675
  1185. When I'm stuck with a
  1186. day that's grey, and lonely,
  1187.  
  1188. 264
  1189. 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,136
  1190. I just stick out my
  1191. chin and grin...
  1192.  
  1193. 265
  1194. 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,437
  1195. Oh.
  1196.  
  1197. 266
  1198. 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,764
  1199. And saaaaay...
  1200.  
  1201. 267
  1202. 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,397
  1203. The sun will come out tomorrow
  1204.  
  1205. 268
  1206. 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:12,741
  1207. You're only a daaaay
  1208. aaaawaaaaaay!
  1209.  
  1210. 269
  1211. 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,499
  1212. Haha, you
  1213. fell on your ass, baby.
  1214.  
  1215. 270
  1216. 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,572
  1217. Excuse me.
  1218.  
  1219. 271
  1220. 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,904
  1221. Hi.
  1222.  
  1223. 272
  1224. 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,249
  1225. What can you tell
  1226. me about this house?
  1227.  
  1228. 273
  1229. 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,746
  1230. I'm sorry?
  1231.  
  1232. 274
  1233. 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,250
  1234. There was a rental ad for
  1235. this house on Craigslist,
  1236.  
  1237. 275
  1238. 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,673
  1239. but no one's
  1240. answering the doorbell.
  1241.  
  1242. 276
  1243. 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,842
  1244. An ad on Craigslist?
  1245.  
  1246. 277
  1247. 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,927
  1248. Yeah.
  1249.  
  1250. 278
  1251. 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,678
  1252. For Nigel's house?
  1253.  
  1254. 279
  1255. 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,473
  1256. No, somebody named Frank?
  1257.  
  1258. 280
  1259. 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,768
  1260. The ad's gone, it was
  1261. flagged for profanity.
  1262.  
  1263. 281
  1264. 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,891
  1265. Okay, wait.
  1266. Back the fuck up.
  1267.  
  1268. 282
  1269. 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,517
  1270. Let's start over.
  1271. What?
  1272.  
  1273. 283
  1274. 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,942
  1275. Well, there was an ad, "For
  1276. rent, big beautiful fucking
  1277.  
  1278. 284
  1279. 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,022
  1280. house furnished up the ass."
  1281. Obviously, I was intrigued.
  1282.  
  1283. 285
  1284. 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,867
  1285. Are you okay?
  1286.  
  1287. 286
  1288. 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,742
  1289. Not even in the ballpark.
  1290.  
  1291. 287
  1292. 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,339
  1293. Four dollars?
  1294.  
  1295. 288
  1296. 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,637
  1297. Four dollars for a zucchini.
  1298.  
  1299. 289
  1300. 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,592
  1301. And these people won't even
  1302. grease the wheels of their
  1303.  
  1304. 290
  1305. 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,267
  1306. shopping cart.
  1307.  
  1308. 291
  1309. 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,766
  1310. Fuckers.
  1311.  
  1312. 292
  1313. 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,065
  1314. Nancy?
  1315.  
  1316. 293
  1317. 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,649
  1318. Are you okay?
  1319.  
  1320. 294
  1321. 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,325
  1322. Oh, you.
  1323.  
  1324. 295
  1325. 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,244
  1326. Heidi, hi.
  1327.  
  1328. 296
  1329. 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:19,542
  1330. I'm fine, it's just that I saw a
  1331. spider, and I tried to get it.
  1332.  
  1333. 297
  1334. 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,493
  1335. My foot got stuck.
  1336.  
  1337. 298
  1338. 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,796
  1339. Um, are those box
  1340. wines in your cart?
  1341.  
  1342. 299
  1343. 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,673
  1344. No, I'm juicing.
  1345.  
  1346. 300
  1347. 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,345
  1348. How are Chip and the kids?
  1349.  
  1350. 301
  1351. 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,425
  1352. Oh, Chip pulled some strings
  1353. and got Carter into Yale.
  1354.  
  1355. 302
  1356. 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,931
  1357. He won't light up the world but
  1358. he won't blow it up, either.
  1359.  
  1360. 303
  1361. 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,306
  1362. Ah.
  1363.  
  1364. 304
  1365. 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,140
  1366. Oh, totally off-subject, did
  1367. you hear about Lisa Chang?
  1368.  
  1369. 305
  1370. 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,269
  1371. No, Lisa?
  1372.  
  1373. 306
  1374. 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,851
  1375. She and Andrew split up,
  1376. younger woman, yadda yadda,
  1377.  
  1378. 307
  1379. 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,945
  1380. you know the drill.
  1381.  
  1382. 308
  1383. 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:51,073
  1384. But, Lisa is working
  1385. at Macy's now.
  1386.  
  1387. 309
  1388. 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:52,862
  1389. At the perfume counter.
  1390.  
  1391. 310
  1392. 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,738
  1393. Oh my god.
  1394.  
  1395. 311
  1396. 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,490
  1397. Oh my god.
  1398.  
  1399. 312
  1400. 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,914
  1401. She's waving those little
  1402. smelly cards in people's faces.
  1403.  
  1404. 313
  1405. 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,708
  1406. She gained ten pounds.
  1407.  
  1408. 314
  1409. 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,627
  1410. And she's about to gain more.
  1411.  
  1412. 315
  1413. 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,956
  1414. Because you have to
  1415. be rich to be skinny.
  1416.  
  1417. 316
  1418. 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:11,009
  1419. All the cheap foods are
  1420. the ones that pork you up.
  1421.  
  1422. 317
  1423. 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,758
  1424. The sugars, the carbs,
  1425. the corn syrup.
  1426.  
  1427. 318
  1428. 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:18,092
  1429. I do not understand why the more
  1430. preservatives and chemicals
  1431.  
  1432. 319
  1433. 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:21,099
  1434. they put in the food,
  1435. the cheaper it is.
  1436.  
  1437. 320
  1438. 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:25,354
  1439. And the food that just comes out
  1440. of the earth, it's so expensive.
  1441.  
  1442. 321
  1443. 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,443
  1444. Bastards!
  1445.  
  1446. 322
  1447. 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,441
  1448. It's those hippies,
  1449. They see they're so going
  1450.  
  1451. 323
  1452. 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,741
  1453. "hey Dude, look
  1454. at this zucchini, man.
  1455.  
  1456. 324
  1457. 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,571
  1458. It's so beautiful, a
  1459. gift from mother earth.
  1460.  
  1461. 325
  1462. 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,576
  1463. How much should
  1464. we charge for it?"
  1465.  
  1466. 326
  1467. 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:45,206
  1468. "Uh, I dunno, $4,20?
  1469. Heheheh."
  1470.  
  1471. 327
  1472. 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,757
  1473. Okay, bye. Bye.
  1474. Nice to see you.
  1475.  
  1476. 328
  1477. 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,849
  1478. Bye. Bye.
  1479.  
  1480. 329
  1481. 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:00,936
  1482. Bye.
  1483.  
  1484. 330
  1485. 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,351
  1486. Oh my god, oh my god.
  1487.  
  1488. 331
  1489. 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,058
  1490. Frank.
  1491.  
  1492. 332
  1493. 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,565
  1494. I think I'm having an
  1495. anxiety attack, and...
  1496.  
  1497. 333
  1498. 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,024
  1499. Wait, what?
  1500.  
  1501. 334
  1502. 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,420
  1503. Is this a joke?
  1504.  
  1505. 335
  1506. 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,095
  1507. But when?
  1508.  
  1509. 336
  1510. 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,262
  1511. The cheque?
  1512.  
  1513. 337
  1514. 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,556
  1515. No, the ad.
  1516.  
  1517. 338
  1518. 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,259
  1519. It must have been last night
  1520. when we were drinking.
  1521.  
  1522. 339
  1523. 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,140
  1524. I thought you did it.
  1525. It was all your idea.
  1526.  
  1527. 340
  1528. 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,687
  1529. My idea?
  1530.  
  1531. 341
  1532. 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,772
  1533. Frank, I said it to make a
  1534. point about how we don't do
  1535.  
  1536. 342
  1537. 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,147
  1538. anything stupid like that.
  1539.  
  1540. 343
  1541. 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,445
  1542. Don't you remember?
  1543.  
  1544. 344
  1545. 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,365
  1546. I don't remember us polishing
  1547. off that Chateau Latour,
  1548.  
  1549. 345
  1550. 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,531
  1551. but we did that too, right?
  1552.  
  1553. 346
  1554. 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,904
  1555. I remember that.
  1556.  
  1557. 347
  1558. 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,954
  1559. I remember pulling the cork, it
  1560. made that pop sound like the
  1561.  
  1562. 348
  1563. 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,407
  1564. crunch sound Eve probably
  1565. made when she bit the apple.
  1566.  
  1567. 349
  1568. 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,584
  1569. Baby.
  1570.  
  1571. 350
  1572. 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,878
  1573. It's six months in advance,
  1574. his name is Carl, and for
  1575.  
  1576. 351
  1577. 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,456
  1578. what it's worth, I think
  1579. he was sent from God.
  1580.  
  1581. 352
  1582. 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,420
  1583. Frank, do you understand
  1584. what this means?
  1585.  
  1586. 353
  1587. 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,594
  1588. It means an entire year
  1589. of Rachel's tuition.
  1590.  
  1591. 354
  1592. 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,260
  1593. Thank you Jesus!
  1594.  
  1595. 355
  1596. 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,974
  1597. Does this mean we're
  1598. gonna celebrate?
  1599.  
  1600. 356
  1601. 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,609
  1602. Heck yes.
  1603.  
  1604. 357
  1605. 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,061
  1606. But...
  1607.  
  1608. 358
  1609. 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,942
  1610. I gotta do something first.
  1611.  
  1612. 359
  1613. 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,902
  1614. I'll be right back.
  1615.  
  1616. 360
  1617. 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,800
  1618. Hi, Frank.
  1619.  
  1620. 361
  1621. 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,971
  1622. Hey. Is that
  1623. Dave Brubeck on the stereo?
  1624.  
  1625. 362
  1626. 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,057
  1627. No.
  1628.  
  1629. 363
  1630. 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,473
  1631. Too bad, I love Brubeck.
  1632.  
  1633. 364
  1634. 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,347
  1635. Especially back when Stan
  1636. Getz was on tenor sax.
  1637.  
  1638. 365
  1639. 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,271
  1640. Getz did the soundtrack for
  1641. Micky One, which is my favourite
  1642.  
  1643. 366
  1644. 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,850
  1645. Warren Beatty film.
  1646. I wanna say '65, '66.
  1647.  
  1648. 367
  1649. 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,151
  1650. Warren Beatty was
  1651. a handsome boy.
  1652.  
  1653. 368
  1654. 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,229
  1655. Got all the lady women.
  1656. Right?
  1657.  
  1658. 369
  1659. 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,925
  1660. But you know, Micky
  1661. One's not for everyone.
  1662.  
  1663. 370
  1664. 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,030
  1665. You have to be patient.
  1666.  
  1667. 371
  1668. 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,404
  1669. Unlike Star Wars, that
  1670. really trucks along.
  1671.  
  1672. 372
  1673. 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,031
  1674. Right?
  1675. Same with Dances with Wolves.
  1676.  
  1677. 373
  1678. 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,783
  1679. Kevin Costner, he
  1680. was definitely...
  1681.  
  1682. 374
  1683. 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,413
  1684. Carl, that was bizarre, and
  1685. I didn't follow any of it.
  1686.  
  1687. 375
  1688. 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,710
  1689. Is everything okay?
  1690.  
  1691. 376
  1692. 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,162
  1693. Oh, it's...
  1694.  
  1695. 377
  1696. 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,712
  1697. I love the house.
  1698.  
  1699. 378
  1700. 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,916
  1701. Ha, I'm being rude.
  1702. This is my good buddy Joe.
  1703.  
  1704. 379
  1705. 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,841
  1706. Well, less of a buddy
  1707. and more of a parole officer.
  1708.  
  1709. 380
  1710. 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,343
  1711. I beg your pardon?
  1712.  
  1713. 381
  1714. 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:48,643
  1715. Frank, uh, as a new neighbour,
  1716. I'm "legally required"
  1717.  
  1718. 382
  1719. 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:52,063
  1720. to tell you that I'm a
  1721. registered sex offender.
  1722.  
  1723. 383
  1724. 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:52,980
  1725. Come again?
  1726.  
  1727. 384
  1728. 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,400
  1729. Wow, really?
  1730.  
  1731. 385
  1732. 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,522
  1733. Really what?
  1734.  
  1735. 386
  1736. 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,444
  1737. I was, I was kidding.
  1738. You said "come again"
  1739.  
  1740. 387
  1741. 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,944
  1742. and I'm a sex offender.
  1743. It was a joke.
  1744.  
  1745. 388
  1746. 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,116
  1747. Carl's a class 3 offender.
  1748.  
  1749. 389
  1750. 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,116
  1751. He has to notify any resident
  1752. within a designated area.
  1753.  
  1754. 390
  1755. 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,947
  1756. So we'll be going
  1757. house to house.
  1758.  
  1759. 391
  1760. 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,811
  1761. It's kind of like trick or
  1762. treating, except we don't get
  1763.  
  1764. 392
  1765. 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:14,328
  1766. candy, we tell people
  1767. I'm a pedophile.
  1768.  
  1769. 393
  1770. 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,664
  1771. I'm sorry, I'm having
  1772. trouble with my ears.
  1773.  
  1774. 394
  1775. 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,842
  1776. There's a really loud sound to
  1777. them, like a, like a roaring
  1778.  
  1779. 395
  1780. 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,261
  1781. crashing ocean, so...
  1782.  
  1783. 396
  1784. 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,963
  1785. What the fuck did you just say?
  1786.  
  1787. 397
  1788. 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,425
  1789. Baby, tell little Frank that
  1790. I'm here, that I'm ready...
  1791.  
  1792. 398
  1793. 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,679
  1794. Baby, get away from the door.
  1795.  
  1796. 399
  1797. 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,139
  1798. Wow. Frank.
  1799.  
  1800. 400
  1801. 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,145
  1802. You really did well.
  1803.  
  1804. 401
  1805. 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,982
  1806. I did not see that coming.
  1807.  
  1808. 402
  1809. 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,485
  1810. Good.
  1811. I'm glad you didn't plan this.
  1812.  
  1813. 403
  1814. 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,989
  1815. Gotta burn down the
  1816. house to cook the pig.
  1817.  
  1818. 404
  1819. 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,078
  1820. What?
  1821.  
  1822. 405
  1823. 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,078
  1824. I'm saying "I did
  1825. not see that coming."
  1826.  
  1827. 406
  1828. 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,999
  1829. Oh, look. They're
  1830. going to the Templemans.
  1831.  
  1832. 407
  1833. 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,575
  1834. Nice people, the Templemans.
  1835.  
  1836. 408
  1837. 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,376
  1838. Their lawn is always so green.
  1839.  
  1840. 409
  1841. 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,671
  1842. I've always wondered
  1843. what they use.
  1844.  
  1845. 410
  1846. 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,966
  1847. Maybe you can call Carl.
  1848. You know, the fucking
  1849.  
  1850. 411
  1851. 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,714
  1852. fucking sex offender,
  1853. and ask him to ask them.
  1854.  
  1855. 412
  1856. 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,674
  1857. Probably
  1858. magnesium sulphate.
  1859.  
  1860. 413
  1861. 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,844
  1862. You realize we're
  1863. going to jail, right?
  1864.  
  1865. 414
  1866. 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,270
  1867. No. Nigel will
  1868. never press charges,
  1869.  
  1870. 415
  1871. 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,251
  1872. I've pulled his fat out
  1873. of the fire too many times.
  1874.  
  1875. 416
  1876. 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,517
  1877. Like last month, his smoke
  1878. detector was beeping,
  1879.  
  1880. 417
  1881. 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,603
  1882. I changed the 9-volt,
  1883. didn't even charge him.
  1884.  
  1885. 418
  1886. 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,814
  1887. Snap out of it, motherfucker.
  1888. We're going to jail.
  1889.  
  1890. 419
  1891. 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,304
  1892. Don't forget your prescriptions
  1893. and anything else you might
  1894.  
  1895. 420
  1896. 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,614
  1897. need for the next few weeks.
  1898.  
  1899. 421
  1900. 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,195
  1901. Frank, help me.
  1902.  
  1903. 422
  1904. 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,576
  1905. Hold this bag.
  1906. Hold this bag.
  1907.  
  1908. 423
  1909. 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,377
  1910. Do you really need all these
  1911. panties and such, hun?
  1912.  
  1913. 424
  1914. 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,250
  1915. No. I'm gonna hide
  1916. them in the attic.
  1917.  
  1918. 425
  1919. 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,549
  1920. I don't want him going
  1921. all over my lingerie.
  1922.  
  1923. 426
  1924. 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,126
  1925. The word is "cumming,"
  1926. Honey. Cumming.
  1927.  
  1928. 427
  1929. 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,220
  1930. I don't give a damn.
  1931.  
  1932. 428
  1933. 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,596
  1934. I do not want his DNA
  1935. on my private things.
  1936.  
  1937. 429
  1938. 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,049
  1939. Baby, we really don't
  1940. know what he did.
  1941.  
  1942. 430
  1943. 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,681
  1944. Then you should hide
  1945. your panties, too.
  1946.  
  1947. 431
  1948. 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,905
  1949. Hi.
  1950.  
  1951. 432
  1952. 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,618
  1953. Look, I know I should have
  1954. said something, but it's not
  1955.  
  1956. 433
  1957. 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,741
  1958. like I told you I wasn't
  1959. a registered offender.
  1960.  
  1961. 434
  1962. 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,368
  1963. Oh my god, he just said that.
  1964.  
  1965. 435
  1966. 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,324
  1967. I saw his lips move
  1968. and everything.
  1969.  
  1970. 436
  1971. 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,786
  1972. Carl. Part of me would like to
  1973. punch you in the face right now,
  1974.  
  1975. 437
  1976. 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,942
  1977. but another part of me would
  1978. like to kick you in the balls.
  1979.  
  1980. 438
  1981. 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,207
  1982. Which do you prefer?
  1983.  
  1984. 439
  1985. 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,509
  1986. Uh, thanks.
  1987. I normally don't get a choice.
  1988.  
  1989. 440
  1990. 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,588
  1991. But I, I don't know
  1992. anything about your house.
  1993.  
  1994. 441
  1995. 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,470
  1996. How do I know your house
  1997. is as nice as this house?
  1998.  
  1999. 442
  2000. 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,934
  2001. Our house is gorgeous.
  2002.  
  2003. 443
  2004. 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,262
  2005. Carl, you don't have a choice.
  2006.  
  2007. 444
  2008. 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,020
  2009. Our house could be a shack
  2010. cantilevered over hell's septic
  2011.  
  2012. 445
  2013. 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,521
  2014. tank, and it wouldn't matter.
  2015.  
  2016. 446
  2017. 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,506
  2018. You either move into our house,
  2019. or you're back on the street
  2020.  
  2021. 447
  2022. 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,317
  2023. because you cannot stay here.
  2024.  
  2025. 448
  2026. 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,110
  2027. I guess I could
  2028. just get my 25 grand back
  2029.  
  2030. 449
  2031. 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,694
  2032. and find another place.
  2033.  
  2034. 450
  2035. 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,002
  2036. You know what?
  2037.  
  2038. 451
  2039. 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,454
  2040. Fine with me.
  2041.  
  2042. 452
  2043. 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,336
  2044. Because I'm not even sure
  2045. that I want you in my house,
  2046.  
  2047. 453
  2048. 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:09,010
  2049. sleeping in our bed,
  2050. inside our sheets,
  2051.  
  2052. 454
  2053. 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,679
  2054. where I sleep
  2055. naked all the time.
  2056.  
  2057. 455
  2058. 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:12,676
  2059. Ugh.
  2060.  
  2061. 456
  2062. 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,803
  2063. And what if he finds
  2064. our home videos?
  2065.  
  2066. 457
  2067. 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,261
  2068. Didn't I tell you
  2069. not to film that?
  2070.  
  2071. 458
  2072. 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,346
  2073. Maybe I can make this work.
  2074.  
  2075. 459
  2076. 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,807
  2077. Let me run something by you.
  2078.  
  2079. 460
  2080. 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,644
  2081. The Swedish Duxiana mattress.
  2082.  
  2083. 461
  2084. 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,650
  2085. I haven't been able to
  2086. sleep one night in it.
  2087.  
  2088. 462
  2089. 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,575
  2090. I'm not really interested in
  2091. mattresses normally, but this is
  2092.  
  2093. 463
  2094. 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:36,621
  2095. my one time for this mattress,
  2096. and I'm not even a mattress guy.
  2097.  
  2098. 464
  2099. 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,059
  2100. You want the mattress, Carl?
  2101. - Yeah.
  2102.  
  2103. 465
  2104. 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,574
  2105. Are you out of
  2106. your fucking mind?
  2107.  
  2108. 466
  2109. 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,954
  2110. You're not getting the mattress.
  2111.  
  2112. 467
  2113. 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,707
  2114. Have you ever had
  2115. your head examined?
  2116.  
  2117. 468
  2118. 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,412
  2119. What's in there, pop tarts?
  2120.  
  2121. 469
  2122. 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,500
  2123. "I'm not even a mattress guy."
  2124. Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are
  2125.  
  2126. 470
  2127. 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,738
  2128. not getting the
  2129. fucking mattress.
  2130.  
  2131. 471
  2132. 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,005
  2133. Why are we going
  2134. through the backyard?
  2135.  
  2136. 472
  2137. 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,760
  2138. Why is the sky blue?
  2139.  
  2140. 473
  2141. 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,639
  2142. Cause sunlight is refracted by
  2143. dust particles in the air and
  2144.  
  2145. 474
  2146. 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,392
  2147. blue is the dominant
  2148. colour of the spectrum?
  2149.  
  2150. 475
  2151. 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:05,226
  2152. Did you learn that in the 5th
  2153. grade, or from a 5th grader?
  2154.  
  2155. 476
  2156. 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,605
  2157. Ouch.
  2158.  
  2159. 477
  2160. 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,486
  2161. Baby, only you would
  2162. think of turning Nigel's pool
  2163.  
  2164. 478
  2165. 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,862
  2166. into our own private drive-in.
  2167.  
  2168. 479
  2169. 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,070
  2170. Maybe I'm losing my mind.
  2171.  
  2172. 480
  2173. 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,870
  2174. Awww.
  2175.  
  2176. 481
  2177. 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,368
  2178. Look at her.
  2179.  
  2180. 482
  2181. 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,246
  2182. That was Rachel's
  2183. 5th grade play.
  2184.  
  2185. 483
  2186. 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,828
  2187. She was so good.
  2188. Rachel was the best thing in it.
  2189.  
  2190. 484
  2191. 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,164
  2192. I'm being objective.
  2193. I mean, compared to Rachel,
  2194.  
  2195. 485
  2196. 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,169
  2197. the rest of these
  2198. kids were all laughable.
  2199.  
  2200. 486
  2201. 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,923
  2202. Their screechy voices
  2203. so hard on the ears.
  2204.  
  2205. 487
  2206. 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,431
  2207. Ah, and there it is.
  2208.  
  2209. 488
  2210. 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:40,807
  2211. Janice's grand
  2212. unforgettable party.
  2213.  
  2214. 489
  2215. 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:44,480
  2216. Your sister only threw that
  2217. party to prove how rich she is.
  2218.  
  2219. 490
  2220. 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,401
  2221. You know, I was in a
  2222. 98 cents store today.
  2223.  
  2224. 491
  2225. 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,944
  2226. I bet you anything
  2227.  
  2228. 492
  2229. 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,273
  2230. that Janice would never
  2231. set foot in one of those.
  2232.  
  2233. 493
  2234. 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,859
  2235. That's only because
  2236. she married Dan, not because
  2237.  
  2238. 494
  2239. 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,536
  2240. she's any smarter than you.
  2241.  
  2242. 495
  2243. 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,114
  2244. Do you remember when
  2245. we went together?
  2246.  
  2247. 496
  2248. 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,201
  2249. You were craving Baby Ruths.
  2250.  
  2251. 497
  2252. 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,251
  2253. I just had to have
  2254. that Baby Ruth.
  2255.  
  2256. 498
  2257. 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,752
  2258. On a hunch we bought that
  2259. pregnancy test and eight months
  2260.  
  2261. 499
  2262. 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:14,257
  2263. later, along came
  2264. our little Rachel.
  2265.  
  2266. 500
  2267. 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,254
  2268. To Baby Ruths.
  2269.  
  2270. 501
  2271. 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,010
  2272. To Baby Ruths.
  2273.  
  2274. 502
  2275. 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,230
  2276. Hello?
  2277.  
  2278. 503
  2279. 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,728
  2280. Mr. Teagarten's not at home.
  2281.  
  2282. 504
  2283. 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,275
  2284. I'm sorry?
  2285.  
  2286. 505
  2287. 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,772
  2288. He owes you money?
  2289.  
  2290. 506
  2291. 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:35,607
  2292. Well, I'm his butler, not his
  2293. accountant, you fucking arse.
  2294.  
  2295. 507
  2296. 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,154
  2297. That was Mastercard.
  2298.  
  2299. 508
  2300. 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,332
  2301. Frank, why don't we
  2302. sell our funeral plots?
  2303.  
  2304. 509
  2305. 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:48,002
  2306. We can get what, 2,000
  2307. dollars at least, right?
  2308.  
  2309. 510
  2310. 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,795
  2311. Shit, baby, I'm sorry.
  2312.  
  2313. 511
  2314. 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,714
  2315. School wanted a dorm deposit.
  2316.  
  2317. 512
  2318. 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,792
  2319. Well, how lovely.
  2320.  
  2321. 513
  2322. 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,720
  2323. I actually have to pee
  2324. really badly right now,
  2325.  
  2326. 514
  2327. 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,922
  2328. and I would normally do it
  2329. right here in the pool,
  2330.  
  2331. 515
  2332. 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,133
  2333. but I don't want to make our
  2334. problems any worse.
  2335.  
  2336. 516
  2337. 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,937
  2338. Is that you, Carl?
  2339.  
  2340. 517
  2341. 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,571
  2342. What's up, pervert?
  2343.  
  2344. 518
  2345. 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,260
  2346. What the
  2347. hell is going on here?
  2348.  
  2349. 519
  2350. 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,243
  2351. Nancy, Nancy, call 911!
  2352.  
  2353. 520
  2354. 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,661
  2355. Who you talking to?
  2356.  
  2357. 521
  2358. 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,238
  2359. Nobody.
  2360.  
  2361. 522
  2362. 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,539
  2363. There's nobody else here.
  2364.  
  2365. 523
  2366. 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,789
  2367. Oh my god.
  2368.  
  2369. 524
  2370. 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,295
  2371. Run, run, ISIS has come!
  2372.  
  2373. 525
  2374. 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,926
  2375. I am neutral!
  2376.  
  2377. 526
  2378. 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,262
  2379. Put me down! Put me down!
  2380.  
  2381. 527
  2382. 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,744
  2383. You know what this bitch was
  2384. doing when I grabbed her?
  2385.  
  2386. 528
  2387. 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,669
  2388. Staring at a little
  2389. girl in a leotard.
  2390.  
  2391. 529
  2392. 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,416
  2393. That was my daughter.
  2394.  
  2395. 530
  2396. 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,748
  2397. The law won't protect our
  2398. community from deviants
  2399.  
  2400. 531
  2401. 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:15,958
  2402. like you.
  2403.  
  2404. 532
  2405. 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,212
  2406. We will.
  2407.  
  2408. 533
  2409. 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:23,256
  2410. So if we see you anywhere
  2411. near 112 Blue Jay...
  2412.  
  2413. 534
  2414. 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,726
  2415. We just escaped death.
  2416.  
  2417. 535
  2418. 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,983
  2419. They thought you were Carl,
  2420. because Carl gave out
  2421.  
  2422. 536
  2423. 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,189
  2424. Nigel's address.
  2425.  
  2426. 537
  2427. 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,136
  2428. They thought
  2429. I was Carl because he gave
  2430.  
  2431. 538
  2432. 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,241
  2433. out Nigel's address.
  2434.  
  2435. 539
  2436. 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,660
  2437. That's what I just said,
  2438. why are you screaming?
  2439.  
  2440. 540
  2441. 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,112
  2442. The gunshots.
  2443.  
  2444. 541
  2445. 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,788
  2446. My ears are, you know.
  2447.  
  2448. 542
  2449. 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:52,206
  2450. You know how you know when
  2451. your life is out of control?
  2452.  
  2453. 543
  2454. 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,775
  2455. When there's a ringing in your
  2456. ears and you don't know if it's
  2457.  
  2458. 544
  2459. 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,588
  2460. a creditor calling or a
  2461. kidnapper has fired a shotgun
  2462.  
  2463. 545
  2464. 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,386
  2465. six inches from your head.
  2466.  
  2467. 546
  2468. 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,476
  2469. Is that
  2470. Spanx over tights?
  2471.  
  2472. 547
  2473. 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,054
  2474. Yes, I'm double Spanking.
  2475.  
  2476. 548
  2477. 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,731
  2478. Do you have to scream
  2479. it to the world?
  2480.  
  2481. 549
  2482. 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,338
  2483. Cause right about now, I'd like
  2484. to have a pair of really tight
  2485.  
  2486. 550
  2487. 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,446
  2488. Spanx around my fucking neck.
  2489.  
  2490. 551
  2491. 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,483
  2492. No, Janice
  2493. would never understand.
  2494.  
  2495. 552
  2496. 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,284
  2497. But she's your sister.
  2498.  
  2499. 553
  2500. 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,362
  2501. She will ask too many questions.
  2502.  
  2503. 554
  2504. 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,785
  2505. Our car broke down.
  2506.  
  2507. 555
  2508. 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,082
  2509. Right.
  2510.  
  2511. 556
  2512. 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,661
  2513. And I'm barefoot because
  2514. we have the Flintstone's car,
  2515.  
  2516. 557
  2517. 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,122
  2518. and I peddled it like Wilma.
  2519.  
  2520. 558
  2521. 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,960
  2522. What's your guess
  2523. on his net worth?
  2524.  
  2525. 559
  2526. 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,406
  2527. I'd say at least
  2528. a hundred million.
  2529.  
  2530. 560
  2531. 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,137
  2532. It's as high as two
  2533. hundred million.
  2534.  
  2535. 561
  2536. 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,224
  2537. No, that's too high.
  2538.  
  2539. 562
  2540. 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,007
  2541. At least a hundred million.
  2542.  
  2543. 563
  2544. 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,808
  2545. He's definitely well fed.
  2546.  
  2547. 564
  2548. 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:50,931
  2549. Please, let's go.
  2550.  
  2551. 565
  2552. 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,479
  2553. She'll never buy our bullshit.
  2554.  
  2555. 566
  2556. 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,683
  2557. And you can't tell her, or
  2558. anybody else for that matter.
  2559.  
  2560. 567
  2561. 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,440
  2562. That's how this falling
  2563. from grace thing works.
  2564.  
  2565. 568
  2566. 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,693
  2567. People find out, they look
  2568. away, they avert their eyes.
  2569.  
  2570. 569
  2571. 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,820
  2572. Especially our friends.
  2573.  
  2574. 570
  2575. 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,152
  2576. Are they really
  2577. our friends, then?
  2578.  
  2579. 571
  2580. 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,566
  2581. Nancy, I'm too tired to have a
  2582. deep conversation right now.
  2583.  
  2584. 572
  2585. 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,036
  2586. But no.
  2587.  
  2588. 573
  2589. 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,707
  2590. No, Frank. Why are
  2591. you forcing me to do this?
  2592.  
  2593. 574
  2594. 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:19,164
  2595. I cannot take this
  2596. shit right now.
  2597.  
  2598. 575
  2599. 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,250
  2600. I'm going to get
  2601. an anxiety attack.
  2602.  
  2603. 576
  2604. 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,675
  2605. Not Betty.
  2606.  
  2607. 577
  2608. 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,674
  2609. Okay, I understand you didn't
  2610. want to stay at Janice's,
  2611.  
  2612. 578
  2613. 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,408
  2614. but now you don't want to stay
  2615. at this sister's house?
  2616.  
  2617. 579
  2618. 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,764
  2619. but we have nowhere to go.
  2620.  
  2621. 580
  2622. 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,162
  2623. Carl's in our house, we can't go
  2624. back to Nigel's because those
  2625.  
  2626. 581
  2627. 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,929
  2628. psychos said they'd kill us,
  2629. we don't have any credit cards,
  2630.  
  2631. 582
  2632. 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,139
  2633. you're barefoot,
  2634. and I feel like hell.
  2635.  
  2636. 583
  2637. 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,394
  2638. Of course you do.
  2639.  
  2640. 584
  2641. 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:40,352
  2642. Cause we're almost there.
  2643. That is hell.
  2644.  
  2645. 585
  2646. 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,188
  2647. It's like we're in Kansas,
  2648. and we're about to get sucked
  2649.  
  2650. 586
  2651. 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:47,447
  2652. into a tornado and
  2653. drop into an inferno
  2654.  
  2655. 587
  2656. 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:50,324
  2657. where Oompa-Loompa's on
  2658. speed are the gatekeepers.
  2659.  
  2660. 588
  2661. 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,997
  2662. Baby, I'm going to need
  2663. some time to sort through all
  2664.  
  2665. 589
  2666. 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,167
  2667. those analogies.
  2668. Besides, it's not that bad.
  2669.  
  2670. 590
  2671. 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,710
  2672. Just smile a lot.
  2673.  
  2674. 591
  2675. 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,458
  2676. See? Smile.
  2677.  
  2678. 592
  2679. 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,548
  2680. Like this.
  2681.  
  2682. 593
  2683. 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,297
  2684. Let's see how long that lasts.
  2685.  
  2686. 594
  2687. 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,096
  2688. Hi Tristan.
  2689.  
  2690. 595
  2691. 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:09,888
  2692. Hi Tristan.
  2693.  
  2694. 596
  2695. 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,466
  2696. Why is she barefoot?
  2697.  
  2698. 597
  2699. 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,223
  2700. Uh, Tai Chi.
  2701. It's very relaxing.
  2702.  
  2703. 598
  2704. 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,554
  2705. Uh, can we come in?
  2706.  
  2707. 599
  2708. 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,604
  2709. I guess you could come in.
  2710.  
  2711. 600
  2712. 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,267
  2713. Dad, Uncle Frank and
  2714. Aunt Nancy are here.
  2715.  
  2716. 601
  2717. 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,148
  2718. That's a really
  2719. cool walkie-talkie.
  2720.  
  2721. 602
  2722. 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,151
  2723. Yeah, well not to me.
  2724. My fucking dad won't spring
  2725.  
  2726. 603
  2727. 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,984
  2728. for the Ace 10s,
  2729. which are way more badass.
  2730.  
  2731. 604
  2732. 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,488
  2733. Hmm.
  2734.  
  2735. 605
  2736. 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,682
  2737. Navy Seals use Ace 10s, they
  2738. also use cool martial arts like
  2739.  
  2740. 606
  2741. 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,322
  2742. Krav Maga and cool
  2743. shit like that.
  2744.  
  2745. 607
  2746. 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,124
  2747. Tai Chi's for homos, but
  2748. you probably knew that.
  2749.  
  2750. 608
  2751. 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,826
  2752. Smile, Frank.
  2753.  
  2754. 609
  2755. 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:40,999
  2756. Oh, hi Trey.
  2757.  
  2758. 610
  2759. 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,125
  2760. I wish.
  2761.  
  2762. 611
  2763. 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:45,583
  2764. My walkie talkie is
  2765. dead as a used dick.
  2766.  
  2767. 612
  2768. 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,088
  2769. You have any 9-volt batteries?
  2770.  
  2771. 613
  2772. 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,590
  2773. - Me?
  2774. - Can I search you?
  2775.  
  2776. 614
  2777. 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680
  2778. - What?
  2779. - Nothing.
  2780.  
  2781. 615
  2782. 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,428
  2783. Dad, for god sakes, what
  2784. is this, a Becket play?
  2785.  
  2786. 616
  2787. 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,953
  2788. When did this turn
  2789. into Waiting for Godot?
  2790.  
  2791. 617
  2792. 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,435
  2793. That is quite a reference
  2794. for a young lad.
  2795.  
  2796. 618
  2797. 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,513
  2798. Yeah.
  2799. I'm Vladimir and he's Estrago.
  2800.  
  2801. 619
  2802. 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,473
  2803. - It's Estragon.
  2804. - Bullshit.
  2805.  
  2806. 620
  2807. 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,605
  2808. Dad, chop-chop,
  2809. the small talk is getting a
  2810.  
  2811. 621
  2812. 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,856
  2813. little thin out here.
  2814.  
  2815. 622
  2816. 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,883
  2817. All right, I'm coming,
  2818. I'm coming, don't get
  2819.  
  2820. 623
  2821. 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,907
  2822. your panties in a wad.
  2823.  
  2824. 624
  2825. 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,941
  2826. All hail Lord Douchington.
  2827.  
  2828. 625
  2829. 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,035
  2830. Hi, Bob.
  2831.  
  2832. 626
  2833. 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,951
  2834. Hey, you made it.
  2835. How's the trip?
  2836.  
  2837. 627
  2838. 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,370
  2839. Found everything okay?
  2840.  
  2841. 628
  2842. 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,162
  2843. Douche.
  2844.  
  2845. 629
  2846. 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,535
  2847. Hey, that's TV for a week, pal.
  2848.  
  2849. 630
  2850. 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,037
  2851. Señor Douche.
  2852.  
  2853. 631
  2854. 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,208
  2855. Yup.
  2856.  
  2857. 632
  2858. 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,502
  2859. God.
  2860.  
  2861. 633
  2862. 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,830
  2863. Delightful.
  2864.  
  2865. 634
  2866. 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,836
  2867. Hey, so Nance, how
  2868. come you're barefoot?
  2869.  
  2870. 635
  2871. 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,508
  2872. You ain't going
  2873. hippie on me, are ya?
  2874.  
  2875. 636
  2876. 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,594
  2877. Yeah.
  2878.  
  2879. 637
  2880. 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:31,716
  2881. I'm like Wilma Flintstone.
  2882.  
  2883. 638
  2884. 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,007
  2885. Fred was the one who drove.
  2886.  
  2887. 639
  2888. 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,637
  2889. Wilma just rode shotgun.
  2890.  
  2891. 640
  2892. 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,309
  2893. She drove sometimes.
  2894.  
  2895. 641
  2896. 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,013
  2897. So, uh, they're termite
  2898. tending your house? What?
  2899.  
  2900. 642
  2901. 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,377
  2902. Well yeah, we tried to sleep
  2903. in the den, but there were all
  2904.  
  2905. 643
  2906. 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,314
  2907. these fumes, and then it was
  2908. like we were back in the 60s.
  2909.  
  2910. 644
  2911. 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,716
  2912. Well, I wouldn't know.
  2913. I'm way younger than you are.
  2914.  
  2915. 645
  2916. 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,481
  2917. Hey, but I do know
  2918. the tending game.
  2919.  
  2920. 646
  2921. 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,157
  2922. We got spiders.
  2923.  
  2924. 647
  2925. 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,987
  2926. When those spider eggs pop,
  2927. those little spiders come out,
  2928.  
  2929. 648
  2930. 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,640
  2931. they start biting
  2932. everything like crazy.
  2933.  
  2934. 649
  2935. 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,406
  2936. Smile, Frank.
  2937.  
  2938. 650
  2939. 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,411
  2940. Heh.
  2941.  
  2942. 651
  2943. 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,868
  2944. Oh, yeah.
  2945. Do I sound defensive?
  2946.  
  2947. 652
  2948. 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:02,827
  2949. No.
  2950.  
  2951. 653
  2952. 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,921
  2953. Is Betty coming down?
  2954.  
  2955. 654
  2956. 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,525
  2957. I was telling
  2958. Frank on the phone,
  2959.  
  2960. 655
  2961. 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,297
  2962. she's laid up with diarrhea.
  2963.  
  2964. 656
  2965. 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,717
  2966. Accidentally made a
  2967. sandwich out of cat food.
  2968.  
  2969. 657
  2970. 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:12,090
  2971. Well, don't worry about us.
  2972. We had dinner already.
  2973.  
  2974. 658
  2975. 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,921
  2976. I think I'm gonna go
  2977. see how she's doing.
  2978.  
  2979. 659
  2980. 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:14,846
  2981. Hey, hey, hey.
  2982.  
  2983. 660
  2984. 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,890
  2985. You don't wanna go
  2986. up there right now.
  2987.  
  2988. 661
  2989. 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:20,516
  2990. She's on the throne, blowing
  2991. brown, if you catch my drift.
  2992.  
  2993. 662
  2994. 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,812
  2995. I caught it, yup.
  2996.  
  2997. 663
  2998. 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,730
  2999. Hey, but like I said,
  3000. you two are welcome to
  3001.  
  3002. 664
  3003. 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,853
  3004. bunk in the twins' room.
  3005.  
  3006. 665
  3007. 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,686
  3008. Our room? Why not your room?
  3009.  
  3010. 666
  3011. 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,738
  3012. Because you two can sleep
  3013. on the couch tonight. Over.
  3014.  
  3015. 667
  3016. 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,992
  3017. Ever hear of a Motel 6? Over.
  3018.  
  3019. 668
  3020. 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,193
  3021. Hilarious.
  3022.  
  3023. 669
  3024. 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,404
  3025. I'm just gonna
  3026. show you to the room,
  3027.  
  3028. 670
  3029. 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,033
  3030. hopefully we won't get lost.
  3031.  
  3032. 671
  3033. 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,036
  3034. Let's do
  3035. this every month.
  3036.  
  3037. 672
  3038. 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,123
  3039. Sorry, fellas.
  3040.  
  3041. 673
  3042. 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,086
  3043. Sorry enough to go away?
  3044.  
  3045. 674
  3046. 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,177
  3047. Wow.
  3048.  
  3049. 675
  3050. 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,676
  3051. The bed is small.
  3052.  
  3053. 676
  3054. 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,800
  3055. If you're gonna do any stuff on
  3056. it, just wash the sheets after.
  3057.  
  3058. 677
  3059. 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,219
  3060. Will do.
  3061.  
  3062. 678
  3063. 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,017
  3064. It's gross.
  3065.  
  3066. 679
  3067. 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,379
  3068. Are we talking about
  3069. the same thing?
  3070.  
  3071. 680
  3072. 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:03,809
  3073. I'm serious.
  3074.  
  3075. 681
  3076. 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:04,685
  3077. I'm sure you are.
  3078.  
  3079. 682
  3080. 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:05,605
  3081. Do we have a problem?
  3082.  
  3083. 683
  3084. 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,979
  3085. I don't think so.
  3086. Are we done now?
  3087.  
  3088. 684
  3089. 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,061
  3090. Yeah. I think we're done.
  3091.  
  3092. 685
  3093. 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,943
  3094. Did you know that you can
  3095. hack into baby monitors?
  3096.  
  3097. 686
  3098. 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,401
  3099. We're teaching our neighbour's
  3100. baby how to say the N-word.
  3101.  
  3102. 687
  3103. 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,265
  3104. Nancy, would you join
  3105. me outside for a second?
  3106.  
  3107. 688
  3108. 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,289
  3109. Yeah.
  3110.  
  3111. 689
  3112. 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,990
  3113. You understand now what
  3114. I was talking about?
  3115.  
  3116. 690
  3117. 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,825
  3118. Except the Oompa-Loompa's
  3119. are not on speed,
  3120.  
  3121. 691
  3122. 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,378
  3123. they are on angel dust.
  3124.  
  3125. 692
  3126. 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:29,456
  3127. How did we get so
  3128. lucky with Rachel?
  3129.  
  3130. 693
  3131. 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,041
  3132. We communicated with her
  3133. directly, not through some
  3134.  
  3135. 694
  3136. 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,003
  3137. CB radio. Let's start
  3138. there and reverse engineer it.
  3139.  
  3140. 695
  3141. 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,846
  3142. I was thinking, we rented
  3143. Nigel's house to Carl but we had
  3144.  
  3145. 696
  3146. 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,080
  3147. to move him over to our house,
  3148. which means that Nigel's house
  3149.  
  3150. 697
  3151. 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,104
  3152. is still empty.
  3153.  
  3154. 698
  3155. 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,104
  3156. I say we rent Nigel's
  3157. house again...
  3158.  
  3159. 699
  3160. 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,352
  3161. Frank!
  3162.  
  3163. 700
  3164. 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,003
  3165. Only this time to somebody
  3166. who isn't a sex offender.
  3167.  
  3168. 701
  3169. 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:53,067
  3170. Or, why don't we just handcuff
  3171. ourselves and walk straight into
  3172.  
  3173. 702
  3174. 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,113
  3175. the police station, Frank?
  3176.  
  3177. 703
  3178. 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,442
  3179. This place is filled
  3180. with spider webs.
  3181.  
  3182. 704
  3183. 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,971
  3184. Well, as you can see,
  3185. they don't clean.
  3186.  
  3187. 705
  3188. 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,328
  3189. The original Craigslist
  3190. ad is still on my phone.
  3191.  
  3192. 706
  3193. 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,201
  3194. I say we post it again.
  3195.  
  3196. 707
  3197. 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,283
  3198. Are you not listening
  3199. to me, Frank?
  3200.  
  3201. 708
  3202. 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,124
  3203. Absolutely no fucking way.
  3204.  
  3205. 709
  3206. 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,796
  3207. This is where we draw the line.
  3208.  
  3209. 710
  3210. 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,069
  3211. Baby, I don't know what's on
  3212. the other side of that line,
  3213.  
  3214. 711
  3215. 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,933
  3216. but I do know what's on
  3217. this side of that line,
  3218.  
  3219. 712
  3220. 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,177
  3221. and it is bleak.
  3222.  
  3223. 713
  3224. 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,129
  3225. Okay, here's the
  3226. original Craigslist ad.
  3227.  
  3228. 714
  3229. 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,367
  3230. - Don't you dare.
  3231. - We delete some of
  3232.  
  3233. 715
  3234. 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,035
  3235. the bad words, I think
  3236. you were drunk at the time.
  3237.  
  3238. 716
  3239. 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,800
  3240. I was drunk at the time?
  3241.  
  3242. 717
  3243. 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,183
  3244. And it is done.
  3245.  
  3246. 718
  3247. 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,856
  3248. You just posted it again?
  3249. Aaaah, Frank!
  3250.  
  3251. 719
  3252. 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,308
  3253. You just smoked a spider!
  3254.  
  3255. 720
  3256. 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,483
  3257. Give me the Heimlich!
  3258.  
  3259. 721
  3260. 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,947
  3261. What the hell's going on?
  3262. You woke up my baby.
  3263.  
  3264. 722
  3265. 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,077
  3266. Frank, I get it,
  3267. you smoked a spider.
  3268.  
  3269. 723
  3270. 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,874
  3271. But can you keep it down?
  3272.  
  3273. 724
  3274. 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,669
  3275. Hit me in the back.
  3276.  
  3277. 725
  3278. 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,044
  3279. Not with the shovel!
  3280.  
  3281. 726
  3282. 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,632
  3283. Natalie, tell your kids
  3284. to stay off my baby monitor.
  3285.  
  3286. 727
  3287. 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,884
  3288. It's your fault for
  3289. having a baby monitor.
  3290.  
  3291. 728
  3292. 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,340
  3293. It's an attractive nuisance.
  3294.  
  3295. 729
  3296. 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,175
  3297. There it is.
  3298.  
  3299. 730
  3300. 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,348
  3301. Frank, are you okay?
  3302.  
  3303. 731
  3304. 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,273
  3305. Do you want another cigarette?
  3306.  
  3307. 732
  3308. 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,726
  3309. Are you all right baby?
  3310.  
  3311. 733
  3312. 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,594
  3313. Dad, come quick.
  3314.  
  3315. 734
  3316. 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,763
  3317. Why is Uncle Frank
  3318. doing this to me?
  3319.  
  3320. 735
  3321. 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,644
  3322. Oh my god.
  3323.  
  3324. 736
  3325. 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:47,889
  3326. Yes?
  3327.  
  3328. 737
  3329. 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,060
  3330. Frank!
  3331.  
  3332. 738
  3333. 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,306
  3334. My god.
  3335.  
  3336. 739
  3337. 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,356
  3338. What is going on?
  3339.  
  3340. 740
  3341. 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,730
  3342. Nancy, are you naked?
  3343.  
  3344. 741
  3345. 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,312
  3346. No, I'm not naked.
  3347. It's a shirt.
  3348.  
  3349. 742
  3350. 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,363
  3351. Tristan, what are those?
  3352.  
  3353. 743
  3354. 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,158
  3355. It's Aunt Nancy's Spanx,
  3356. Uncle Frank made me wear them.
  3357.  
  3358. 744
  3359. 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,530
  3360. Now stop this.
  3361.  
  3362. 745
  3363. 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,453
  3364. Frank, how could
  3365. you, he's just a boy.
  3366.  
  3367. 746
  3368. 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,905
  3369. I'm so scared right now.
  3370.  
  3371. 747
  3372. 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,490
  3373. Oh shit.
  3374.  
  3375. 748
  3376. 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,584
  3377. Jesus Christ.
  3378.  
  3379. 749
  3380. 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,084
  3381. Betty...
  3382.  
  3383. 750
  3384. 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,503
  3385. She just stuck
  3386. her tongue out at me.
  3387.  
  3388. 751
  3389. 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,377
  3390. Frank, downstairs, now.
  3391.  
  3392. 752
  3393. 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,591
  3394. Who are you?
  3395.  
  3396. 753
  3397. 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,761
  3398. You know what, Frank?
  3399.  
  3400. 754
  3401. 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,767
  3402. It's not pleasant to be
  3403. mistaken for a sex offender,
  3404.  
  3405. 755
  3406. 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:37,067
  3407. and molesting your nephew
  3408. in less than 24 hours.
  3409.  
  3410. 756
  3411. 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,897
  3412. But right now, I feel
  3413. sorry for my sister.
  3414.  
  3415. 757
  3416. 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,448
  3417. I am actually really
  3418. worried for her.
  3419.  
  3420. 758
  3421. 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,447
  3422. As you should be.
  3423.  
  3424. 759
  3425. 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,245
  3426. Pretty soon, some court
  3427. appointed therapist
  3428.  
  3429. 760
  3430. 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,331
  3431. is going to be white
  3432. knuckling with those two kids.
  3433.  
  3434. 761
  3435. 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,270
  3436. I see that your sister
  3437. calmed down enough to lend
  3438.  
  3439. 762
  3440. 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,410
  3441. you her wig, huh?
  3442.  
  3443. 763
  3444. 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:57,497
  3445. Uh, yeah, I don't know whose
  3446. wig is it, in that house.
  3447.  
  3448. 764
  3449. 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,456
  3450. Well, it helps us hide
  3451. from the kidnappers.
  3452.  
  3453. 765
  3454. 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,968
  3455. Hey, are you Wayne, the
  3456. guy that answered the ad?
  3457.  
  3458. 766
  3459. 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,281
  3460. Yeah, yeah.
  3461. - I'm Frank.
  3462.  
  3463. 767
  3464. 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:06,345
  3465. What are you two, in the
  3466. witness protection program?
  3467.  
  3468. 768
  3469. 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,470
  3470. No, we were just sunning
  3471. ourselves in the backyard.
  3472.  
  3473. 769
  3474. 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,912
  3475. - Is that your truck, Wayne?
  3476. - Yeah.
  3477.  
  3478. 770
  3479. 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,288
  3480. Oh that's fantastic.
  3481. Step inside and we'll
  3482.  
  3483. 771
  3484. 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,769
  3485. just take a look at the house.
  3486. Okay?
  3487.  
  3488. 772
  3489. 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,647
  3490. The ad said the house
  3491. comes furnished?
  3492.  
  3493. 773
  3494. 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,195
  3495. Uh, yep. It only needs
  3496. a mattress. Long story.
  3497.  
  3498. 774
  3499. 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,692
  3500. The previous tenant took it.
  3501.  
  3502. 775
  3503. 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,693
  3504. Short story.
  3505.  
  3506. 776
  3507. 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,196
  3508. Okay then.
  3509. I wrote you a cheque.
  3510.  
  3511. 777
  3512. 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:27,995
  3513. You uh, that's it?
  3514.  
  3515. 778
  3516. 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,390
  3517. You don't want to
  3518. have a look around?
  3519.  
  3520. 779
  3521. 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,454
  3522. It's not to be an asshole.
  3523.  
  3524. 780
  3525. 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:31,767
  3526. You want to rent
  3527. the place or not?
  3528.  
  3529. 781
  3530. 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,327
  3531. I mean, I got shit
  3532. tons of stuff to do.
  3533.  
  3534. 782
  3535. 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,455
  3536. Yes, uh, no, uh, sure.
  3537.  
  3538. 783
  3539. 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,753
  3540. It's just that normally
  3541. there's a process.
  3542.  
  3543. 784
  3544. 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,626
  3545. We learned the hard
  3546. way to ask questions.
  3547.  
  3548. 785
  3549. 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,049
  3550. Did you hear that?
  3551.  
  3552. 786
  3553. 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,377
  3554. What's that?
  3555.  
  3556. 787
  3557. 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,716
  3558. Good lord.
  3559.  
  3560. 788
  3561. 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:48,086
  3562. Oh, there's
  3563. something on my face.
  3564.  
  3565. 789
  3566. 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,973
  3567. No, don't touch your face!
  3568. Don't panic.
  3569.  
  3570. 790
  3571. 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,096
  3572. You're covered in spiders.
  3573.  
  3574. 791
  3575. 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,598
  3576. Jesus, baby don't move.
  3577.  
  3578. 792
  3579. 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,686
  3580. Agh, they're
  3581. crawling on my body.
  3582.  
  3583. 793
  3584. 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,938
  3585. Get them, get them!
  3586.  
  3587. 794
  3588. 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,403
  3589. They're biting me,
  3590. they're biting me!
  3591.  
  3592. 795
  3593. 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,574
  3594. They're
  3595. biting me, get them out!
  3596.  
  3597. 796
  3598. 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,707
  3599. Get them out!
  3600.  
  3601. 797
  3602. 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,061
  3603. Oh Frank,
  3604. what have I done?
  3605.  
  3606. 798
  3607. 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,729
  3608. Tell my Rachel I love her.
  3609.  
  3610. 799
  3611. 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,502
  3612. You're not going to die,
  3613. you're not going to die.
  3614.  
  3615. 800
  3616. 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,983
  3617. You hear me? Woah! Woah!
  3618.  
  3619. 801
  3620. 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,509
  3621. Stop scratching yourself, don't
  3622. antagonize it, for god sake's.
  3623.  
  3624. 802
  3625. 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,399
  3626. Nancy! You're gonna be fine,
  3627.  
  3628. 803
  3629. 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,152
  3630. the doctors will
  3631. give you an ointment.
  3632.  
  3633. 804
  3634. 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,699
  3635. Hold on, hold on.
  3636.  
  3637. 805
  3638. 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,447
  3639. God I hate spiders, don't you?
  3640.  
  3641. 806
  3642. 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,699
  3643. - Wait, there's another one.
  3644. - Woah!
  3645.  
  3646. 807
  3647. 00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:09,261
  3648. ♪ Kickin' up a storm,
  3649. black clouds of grey ♪
  3650.  
  3651. 808
  3652. 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,055
  3653. ♪ Interstate 40's
  3654. backing up fast ♪
  3655.  
  3656. 809
  3657. 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,975
  3658. ♪ Look to the east,
  3659. no relief in sight ♪
  3660.  
  3661. 810
  3662. 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,724
  3663. ♪ Pull yourself together
  3664. cause I gather we might ♪
  3665.  
  3666. 811
  3667. 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:21,683
  3668. ♪ The river's gone wild,
  3669. the river's gone wild ♪
  3670.  
  3671. 812
  3672. 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,702
  3673. Oh.
  3674.  
  3675. 813
  3676. 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,829
  3677. Tyler, how are you?
  3678.  
  3679. 814
  3680. 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:38,532
  3681. Uh, Frank, how are you?
  3682.  
  3683. 815
  3684. 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,039
  3685. I'm on the right side of the
  3686. grass my man, what's the happs?
  3687.  
  3688. 816
  3689. 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,998
  3690. No offence Frank, but
  3691. how did you get in here?
  3692.  
  3693. 817
  3694. 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,003
  3695. This is a restricted
  3696. access garage.
  3697.  
  3698. 818
  3699. 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,006
  3700. Well, I still have
  3701. my Jensen parking pass,
  3702.  
  3703. 819
  3704. 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,055
  3705. and I have an interview
  3706. today up on 16 with Gretina.
  3707.  
  3708. 820
  3709. 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,058
  3710. Gretina's not on
  3711. 16 anymore, Frank.
  3712.  
  3713. 821
  3714. 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,602
  3715. What floor are they on?
  3716.  
  3717. 822
  3718. 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,099
  3719. They moved to Seattle.
  3720.  
  3721. 823
  3722. 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,312
  3723. Well, don't remind me,
  3724. cause I'm dying for a Starbucks,
  3725.  
  3726. 824
  3727. 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,314
  3728. but the meeting is on Skype.
  3729.  
  3730. 825
  3731. 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,987
  3732. I'm gonna Skype to uh, Seattle.
  3733.  
  3734. 826
  3735. 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,535
  3736. Don't, don't.
  3737.  
  3738. 827
  3739. 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,365
  3740. Don't Tyler, don't
  3741. give me that look.
  3742.  
  3743. 828
  3744. 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,162
  3745. I know that look. Please.
  3746.  
  3747. 829
  3748. 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,866
  3749. Everything's fine.
  3750.  
  3751. 830
  3752. 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,200
  3753. Everything with us is okay.
  3754.  
  3755. 831
  3756. 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,162
  3757. Honey, you remember Tyler
  3758. Rector from Jensen Med?
  3759.  
  3760. 832
  3761. 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,291
  3762. Baby, can you hear me?
  3763.  
  3764. 833
  3765. 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,305
  3766. How can I help?
  3767.  
  3768. 834
  3769. 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:40,594
  3770. So that's the long and
  3771. short but the silver lining is
  3772.  
  3773. 835
  3774. 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,179
  3775. that, at least for now,
  3776.  
  3777. 836
  3778. 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,139
  3779. we don't have to worry
  3780. about Rachel's college.
  3781.  
  3782. 837
  3783. 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,394
  3784. But, we're homeless.
  3785.  
  3786. 838
  3787. 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,611
  3788. Wow, that's quite a story.
  3789.  
  3790. 839
  3791. 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,073
  3792. So all this started
  3793. with one mistake?
  3794.  
  3795. 840
  3796. 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,027
  3797. With a bunch of
  3798. smaller ones shooting off it.
  3799.  
  3800. 841
  3801. 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,911
  3802. Kind of like when a spider egg
  3803. pops, and all these little
  3804.  
  3805. 842
  3806. 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,119
  3807. spiders come and
  3808. bite you in the ass.
  3809.  
  3810. 843
  3811. 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,079
  3812. Are you gonna eat that?
  3813.  
  3814. 844
  3815. 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,835
  3816. No, please.
  3817.  
  3818. 845
  3819. 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,757
  3820. Thank you.
  3821.  
  3822. 846
  3823. 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,010
  3824. Listen, guys.
  3825.  
  3826. 847
  3827. 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,507
  3828. I know someone.
  3829.  
  3830. 848
  3831. 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,930
  3832. His name's Randall.
  3833. Let me give him a call.
  3834.  
  3835. 849
  3836. 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,757
  3837. Frank, he might have
  3838. something for you.
  3839.  
  3840. 850
  3841. 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:19,932
  3842. It'd be a start.
  3843.  
  3844. 851
  3845. 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,726
  3846. Tyler,
  3847. that would be great.
  3848.  
  3849. 852
  3850. 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,100
  3851. And we also still
  3852. have Wayne's cheque.
  3853.  
  3854. 853
  3855. 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,977
  3856. We can always cash that.
  3857.  
  3858. 854
  3859. 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,402
  3860. Frank, if you cash that cheque,
  3861. then it's no longer one mistake.
  3862.  
  3863. 855
  3864. 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,649
  3865. It becomes a pattern.
  3866.  
  3867. 856
  3868. 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,447
  3869. Exactly. That's what
  3870. I've been trying to tell him.
  3871.  
  3872. 857
  3873. 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,777
  3874. But Tyler, desperation
  3875. is a bitch.
  3876.  
  3877. 858
  3878. 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:42,456
  3879. Thank you so much for everything
  3880. that you've done to help us.
  3881.  
  3882. 859
  3883. 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,626
  3884. So, you guys have your
  3885. work cut out for you.
  3886.  
  3887. 860
  3888. 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:49,376
  3889. Just remember, grass can
  3890. grow through concrete.
  3891.  
  3892. 861
  3893. 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:54,047
  3894. Did he say your ass can
  3895. grow through concrete?
  3896.  
  3897. 862
  3898. 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:58,723
  3899. No, no, the phrase is "grass
  3900. can grow through concrete."
  3901.  
  3902. 863
  3903. 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,620
  3904. Could I give you that, please?
  3905. Do you mind if I...?
  3906.  
  3907. 864
  3908. 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,010
  3909. Thank you.
  3910.  
  3911. 865
  3912. 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,522
  3913. Nancy, you're
  3914. gonna be all right.
  3915.  
  3916. 866
  3917. 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,448
  3918. Don't panic, Nancy.
  3919.  
  3920. 867
  3921. 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,734
  3922. You're gonna take a hot bath.
  3923.  
  3924. 868
  3925. 00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:20,945
  3926. You're gonna get fresh clothes,
  3927.  
  3928. 869
  3929. 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,826
  3930. you're gonna do your
  3931. hair and makeup.
  3932.  
  3933. 870
  3934. 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,248
  3935. In three minutes
  3936. you'll be yourself.
  3937.  
  3938. 871
  3939. 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,451
  3940. What the fuck?
  3941.  
  3942. 872
  3943. 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,733
  3944. Thank you for taking
  3945. this lunch, I know you're busy.
  3946.  
  3947. 873
  3948. 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:31,964
  3949. No, of course.
  3950.  
  3951. 874
  3952. 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,610
  3953. Tyler called me, told me a
  3954. little about your background.
  3955.  
  3956. 875
  3957. 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,047
  3958. Well, I hope he exaggerated
  3959. in all the right places.
  3960.  
  3961. 876
  3962. 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,718
  3963. That's my wife, I'm sorry.
  3964.  
  3965. 877
  3966. 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,006
  3967. Hi honey.
  3968.  
  3969. 878
  3970. 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,932
  3971. Dammit Frank. We're cursed.
  3972.  
  3973. 879
  3974. 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,978
  3975. I am at Nigel's house,
  3976. and everything is gone.
  3977.  
  3978. 880
  3979. 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:50,149
  3980. They took my purse, my
  3981. phone, Nigel's furniture.
  3982.  
  3983. 881
  3984. 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:54,319
  3985. That guy Wayne was all
  3986. wrong, and we knew it.
  3987.  
  3988. 882
  3989. 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,489
  3990. Now fuck it, they
  3991. stole everything!
  3992.  
  3993. 883
  3994. 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,237
  3995. I see, uh.
  3996.  
  3997. 884
  3998. 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,693
  3999. That's uh, yes.
  4000.  
  4001. 885
  4002. 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,119
  4003. That's great.
  4004.  
  4005. 886
  4006. 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:04,822
  4007. Thanks for calling, and
  4008. we'll celebrate later, okay?
  4009.  
  4010. 887
  4011. 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,452
  4012. I'll see you. Bye.
  4013.  
  4014. 888
  4015. 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,783
  4016. No, no, don't hang up.
  4017.  
  4018. 889
  4019. 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:08,708
  4020. You okay?
  4021.  
  4022. 890
  4023. 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,002
  4024. Uh, yeah, it's all good.
  4025.  
  4026. 891
  4027. 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:13,923
  4028. My wife just got an article
  4029. published in Omni magazine.
  4030.  
  4031. 892
  4032. 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:15,795
  4033. Great.
  4034.  
  4035. 893
  4036. 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,421
  4037. Omni must be feeling good too.
  4038.  
  4039. 894
  4040. 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:18,969
  4041. Be back up and running.
  4042.  
  4043. 895
  4044. 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,091
  4045. I'm sorry?
  4046.  
  4047. 896
  4048. 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,514
  4049. They folded about
  4050. two decades ago.
  4051.  
  4052. 897
  4053. 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,137
  4054. Wow.
  4055.  
  4056. 898
  4057. 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,141
  4058. Man plans and God
  4059. laughs, right? I mean-
  4060.  
  4061. 899
  4062. 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:30,143
  4063. Everybody's got a
  4064. plan until you get...
  4065.  
  4066. 900
  4067. 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,266
  4068. punched in the face.
  4069.  
  4070. 901
  4071. 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,441
  4072. Jesus.
  4073.  
  4074. 902
  4075. 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,769
  4076. Sorry, Frank.
  4077.  
  4078. 903
  4079. 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,729
  4080. I'm sorry.
  4081.  
  4082. 904
  4083. 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,688
  4084. No, no.
  4085.  
  4086. 905
  4087. 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,273
  4088. I'm Frank, you're...
  4089.  
  4090. 906
  4091. 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,359
  4092. - Randall.
  4093. - Randall. Right.
  4094.  
  4095. 907
  4096. 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,535
  4097. I'm sorry.
  4098. Can we start over again?
  4099.  
  4100. 908
  4101. 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,122
  4102. Sure.
  4103.  
  4104. 909
  4105. 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,540
  4106. Hi, I'm Frank.
  4107.  
  4108. 910
  4109. 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,480
  4110. For God sake!
  4111.  
  4112. 911
  4113. 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,274
  4114. Carl!
  4115. I just need to get a few things.
  4116.  
  4117. 912
  4118. 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,644
  4119. You come in my house, you
  4120. come in my house, you like that?
  4121.  
  4122. 913
  4123. 00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:52,812
  4124. You like that?
  4125.  
  4126. 914
  4127. 00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:02,315
  4128. I'm sorry, my gosh,
  4129. did you change your hair?
  4130.  
  4131. 915
  4132. 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,077
  4133. I'm so sorry about
  4134. the pepper spray,
  4135.  
  4136. 916
  4137. 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,575
  4138. I thought you were an intruder.
  4139.  
  4140. 917
  4141. 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,201
  4142. Not that you look
  4143. like an intruder.
  4144.  
  4145. 918
  4146. 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,875
  4147. I'm against profiling,
  4148. not that I necessarily would
  4149.  
  4150. 919
  4151. 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:17,955
  4152. want sushi from a redhead,
  4153. I prefer an Asian chap,
  4154.  
  4155. 920
  4156. 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,540
  4157. if you know what I mean.
  4158.  
  4159. 921
  4160. 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,170
  4161. Why didn't my key work?
  4162.  
  4163. 922
  4164. 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,126
  4165. I had the locks changed.
  4166.  
  4167. 923
  4168. 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:24,795
  4169. You what?
  4170.  
  4171. 924
  4172. 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,471
  4173. You can't change our locks.
  4174.  
  4175. 925
  4176. 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,557
  4177. Carl?
  4178.  
  4179. 926
  4180. 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,966
  4181. Oh, um...
  4182.  
  4183. 927
  4184. 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,434
  4185. This is not your house, Carl.
  4186.  
  4187. 928
  4188. 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,636
  4189. I, look...
  4190.  
  4191. 929
  4192. 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,642
  4193. What are you wearing?
  4194.  
  4195. 930
  4196. 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,223
  4197. What, this?
  4198.  
  4199. 931
  4200. 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:39,060
  4201. You know what, I uh,
  4202. I got you guys a key.
  4203.  
  4204. 932
  4205. 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,485
  4206. Um.
  4207.  
  4208. 933
  4209. 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,233
  4210. Uh, there you go.
  4211.  
  4212. 934
  4213. 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,110
  4214. What the?
  4215.  
  4216. 935
  4217. 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,317
  4218. The wood's so you
  4219. don't misplace it.
  4220.  
  4221. 936
  4222. 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,491
  4223. Carl.
  4224.  
  4225. 937
  4226. 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,112
  4227. This is not a gas station.
  4228.  
  4229. 938
  4230. 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:51,822
  4231. What is wrong with you?
  4232.  
  4233. 939
  4234. 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,866
  4235. Whatever.
  4236.  
  4237. 940
  4238. 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,039
  4239. I just need to get some
  4240. stuff from my closet.
  4241.  
  4242. 941
  4243. 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,955
  4244. Your closet?
  4245.  
  4246. 942
  4247. 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,170
  4248. Wha-what is this?
  4249.  
  4250. 943
  4251. 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,298
  4252. I mean, what is this?
  4253.  
  4254. 944
  4255. 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,845
  4256. Where's my stuff?
  4257.  
  4258. 945
  4259. 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,342
  4260. What have you done
  4261. with my closet?
  4262.  
  4263. 946
  4264. 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,219
  4265. I made it into a panic room.
  4266.  
  4267. 947
  4268. 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,096
  4269. You can't do that, Carl.
  4270.  
  4271. 948
  4272. 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,143
  4273. Remember, this is
  4274. not your house.
  4275.  
  4276. 949
  4277. 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,971
  4278. Did you ever see the
  4279. Jody Foster movie?
  4280.  
  4281. 950
  4282. 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,556
  4283. And please put a shirt on.
  4284.  
  4285. 951
  4286. 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:21,059
  4287. I, I've been really
  4288. nervous lately.
  4289.  
  4290. 952
  4291. 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:24,317
  4292. People have been ringing the
  4293. doorbell all day asking about
  4294.  
  4295. 953
  4296. 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,866
  4297. the yard sale and then I was
  4298. really scared when I saw the
  4299.  
  4300. 954
  4301. 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:31,195
  4302. video on the internet of
  4303. you and Frank being kidnapped
  4304.  
  4305. 955
  4306. 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,530
  4307. with a shotgun.
  4308.  
  4309. 956
  4310. 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,955
  4311. There's a video on the internet?
  4312.  
  4313. 957
  4314. 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,657
  4315. Nancy, you're the
  4316. best part of it.
  4317.  
  4318. 958
  4319. 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,117
  4320. You came across really real.
  4321.  
  4322. 959
  4323. 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,999
  4324. I was real, you dumb fuck.
  4325.  
  4326. 960
  4327. 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:44,086
  4328. Uh, we're locked in.
  4329.  
  4330. 961
  4331. 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:48,546
  4332. Did you say
  4333. "catalytic converters?"
  4334.  
  4335. 962
  4336. 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,640
  4337. Frank, I know it's not a
  4338. sexy business, but catalytic
  4339.  
  4340. 963
  4341. 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:55,060
  4342. converters are like
  4343. mini treasure chests.
  4344.  
  4345. 964
  4346. 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:58,184
  4347. We snip them off the cars,
  4348. smelt em down and sell off the
  4349.  
  4350. 965
  4351. 00:46:58,274 --> 00:46:59,390
  4352. expensive metals.
  4353.  
  4354. 966
  4355. 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,645
  4356. Palladium, rhodium, platinum.
  4357.  
  4358. 967
  4359. 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,498
  4360. Most cases, cat cons
  4361. are worth more than the
  4362.  
  4363. 968
  4364. 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,566
  4365. junk cars themselves.
  4366.  
  4367. 969
  4368. 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:10,158
  4369. You mean I would crawl
  4370. underneath the car,
  4371.  
  4372. 970
  4373. 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:13,453
  4374. and snip them?
  4375. That's the job?
  4376.  
  4377. 971
  4378. 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,206
  4379. Listen, Frank.
  4380. I'm gonna be honest.
  4381.  
  4382. 972
  4383. 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:21,036
  4384. I could use the extra hand but
  4385. I don't need the extra hand.
  4386.  
  4387. 973
  4388. 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,460
  4389. Tyler told me you needed a
  4390. leg up, this is what I got.
  4391.  
  4392. 974
  4393. 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,634
  4394. I'm really glad you're here.
  4395.  
  4396. 975
  4397. 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,211
  4398. Me gusta.
  4399.  
  4400. 976
  4401. 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,632
  4402. Ugh, aw jeez. That was...
  4403.  
  4404. 977
  4405. 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,092
  4406. Ugh.
  4407.  
  4408. 978
  4409. 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,848
  4410. That was...
  4411.  
  4412. 979
  4413. 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:41,056
  4414. If you ever try anything like
  4415. that again, I am gonna kick your
  4416.  
  4417. 980
  4418. 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:44,689
  4419. ass up and down this panic
  4420. room like an air hockey puck.
  4421.  
  4422. 981
  4423. 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,028
  4424. Oh, okay.
  4425.  
  4426. 982
  4427. 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:56,030
  4428. Thank you virgin, for making
  4429. Carl such a breathtaking moron.
  4430.  
  4431. 983
  4432. 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:01,581
  4433. You forgot about the
  4434. attic hatch, Einstein.
  4435.  
  4436. 984
  4437. 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:07,792
  4438. Hey, I'm sorry about
  4439. the misunderstanding.
  4440.  
  4441. 985
  4442. 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,218
  4443. I guess I misread your signals.
  4444.  
  4445. 986
  4446. 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,636
  4447. What signals?
  4448.  
  4449. 987
  4450. 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,260
  4451. God, your legs are so strong.
  4452.  
  4453. 988
  4454. 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,808
  4455. I guess it's from
  4456. running track, huh?
  4457.  
  4458. 989
  4459. 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,135
  4460. I saw your medals.
  4461.  
  4462. 990
  4463. 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,640
  4464. How did you find my medals?
  4465.  
  4466. 991
  4467. 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,096
  4468. They were hidden in the garage.
  4469.  
  4470. 992
  4471. 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,681
  4472. Yeah, way back there.
  4473.  
  4474. 993
  4475. 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,562
  4476. And you should really
  4477. hide them better.
  4478.  
  4479. 994
  4480. 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,894
  4481. You were the fastest on
  4482. the team, but what I don't
  4483.  
  4484. 995
  4485. 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:30,151
  4486. understand is, in the relay,
  4487. why did you run fourth?
  4488.  
  4489. 996
  4490. 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,153
  4491. Shouldn't the fastest
  4492. runner go first?
  4493.  
  4494. 997
  4495. 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,859
  4496. Maybe you weren't the fastest.
  4497.  
  4498. 998
  4499. 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,865
  4500. I was the fastest.
  4501.  
  4502. 999
  4503. 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,446
  4504. That's not the way it works.
  4505.  
  4506. 1000
  4507. 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,623
  4508. When you're the fastest, you...
  4509.  
  4510. 1001
  4511. 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,121
  4512. Oh, what am I doing,
  4513. why am I talking to you?
  4514.  
  4515. 1002
  4516. 00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:43,668
  4517. Please help me out.
  4518.  
  4519. 1003
  4520. 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,789
  4521. The bottom line
  4522. is, I'm interested.
  4523.  
  4524. 1004
  4525. 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:51,877
  4526. And I, I work hard, and I take
  4527. any job I do very seriously.
  4528.  
  4529. 1005
  4530. 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:53,888
  4531. Okay.
  4532.  
  4533. 1006
  4534. 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:56,014
  4535. Here comes the cold water.
  4536.  
  4537. 1007
  4538. 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,704
  4539. We can only offer you about a
  4540. third of what you were making.
  4541.  
  4542. 1008
  4543. 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,720
  4544. Tyler told me your
  4545. ballpark salary.
  4546.  
  4547. 1009
  4548. 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:03,931
  4549. You did very, very well.
  4550.  
  4551. 1010
  4552. 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,060
  4553. A third?
  4554.  
  4555. 1011
  4556. 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,688
  4557. Listen, I wish it was different.
  4558.  
  4559. 1012
  4560. 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,191
  4561. I used to make high-end five
  4562. figures over at Brent Talbot,
  4563.  
  4564. 1013
  4565. 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,613
  4566. then the fan hit the shit.
  4567.  
  4568. 1014
  4569. 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:14,533
  4570. Now, I got a sales staff of guys
  4571. longing for the days
  4572.  
  4573. 1015
  4574. 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:17,827
  4575. of Hugo Boss suits and
  4576. paychecks with commas in 'em.
  4577.  
  4578. 1016
  4579. 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,559
  4580. Frank, you think I like
  4581. crawling around in the dirt
  4582.  
  4583. 1017
  4584. 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,040
  4585. snipping smoke sacks?
  4586.  
  4587. 1018
  4588. 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,147
  4589. Shit, some days I look at one of
  4590. those cat cons and think
  4591.  
  4592. 1019
  4593. 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:28,881
  4594. "I'll just wrap my lips
  4595. around it, take a deep breath,
  4596.  
  4597. 1020
  4598. 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,798
  4599. go meet some dead relatives."
  4600.  
  4601. 1021
  4602. 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,343
  4603. How old are you? 65?
  4604.  
  4605. 1022
  4606. 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,472
  4607. 66?
  4608.  
  4609. 1023
  4610. 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:36,971
  4611. Anyways.
  4612.  
  4613. 1024
  4614. 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:39,800
  4615. Guys your age
  4616. gotta adapt or die.
  4617.  
  4618. 1025
  4619. 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,644
  4620. That's the new America.
  4621. Trust me.
  4622.  
  4623. 1026
  4624. 00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:44,471
  4625. I miss the old one, brother.
  4626.  
  4627. 1027
  4628. 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,894
  4629. Uh, will you excuse me?
  4630.  
  4631. 1028
  4632. 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:51,729
  4633. I'm fairly positive I
  4634. need to use the bathroom.
  4635.  
  4636. 1029
  4637. 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,773
  4638. Get your hands off my ass.
  4639.  
  4640. 1030
  4641. 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:55,732
  4642. You said push.
  4643.  
  4644. 1031
  4645. 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,658
  4646. I said push, not fondle.
  4647.  
  4648. 1032
  4649. 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:58,745
  4650. Watch the thumb.
  4651.  
  4652. 1033
  4653. 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:01,074
  4654. Do you do squats?
  4655.  
  4656. 1034
  4657. 00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:02,701
  4658. It feels like you do squats.
  4659.  
  4660. 1035
  4661. 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,159
  4662. You made it.
  4663.  
  4664. 1036
  4665. 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:07,744
  4666. Now, lift me up.
  4667.  
  4668. 1037
  4669. 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,791
  4670. I get claustrophobic.
  4671.  
  4672. 1038
  4673. 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,464
  4674. No, no.
  4675.  
  4676. 1039
  4677. 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,342
  4678. First you have to
  4679. tell me what you did.
  4680.  
  4681. 1040
  4682. 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,761
  4683. And no lies, no bullshit.
  4684.  
  4685. 1041
  4686. 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,305
  4687. You have to tell me, or
  4688. I'll leave you there.
  4689.  
  4690. 1042
  4691. 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,223
  4692. You'll rot.
  4693. And I'll just come
  4694.  
  4695. 1043
  4696. 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:24,269
  4697. and sprinkle some lime
  4698. just to mask the smell.
  4699.  
  4700. 1044
  4701. 00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:26,314
  4702. I...
  4703.  
  4704. 1045
  4705. 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:29,641
  4706. you might not understand.
  4707.  
  4708. 1046
  4709. 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,440
  4710. True.
  4711.  
  4712. 1047
  4713. 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,567
  4714. It's a roll of the dice.
  4715.  
  4716. 1048
  4717. 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,404
  4718. I was swimming in the ocean,
  4719.  
  4720. 1049
  4721. 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:44,956
  4722. I was in the water
  4723. for a couple hours.
  4724.  
  4725. 1050
  4726. 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,374
  4727. I...
  4728.  
  4729. 1051
  4730. 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:50,329
  4731. I had to pee,
  4732. I took off my shorts,
  4733.  
  4734. 1052
  4735. 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:53,256
  4736. then I felt something
  4737. brush against my leg.
  4738.  
  4739. 1053
  4740. 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:54,799
  4741. I knew it was a shark.
  4742.  
  4743. 1054
  4744. 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,754
  4745. I knew in that moment, and I
  4746. know to this day it was a shark,
  4747.  
  4748. 1055
  4749. 00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,963
  4750. and...
  4751.  
  4752. 1056
  4753. 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,843
  4754. I started swimming to
  4755. shore, trying not to panic.
  4756.  
  4757. 1057
  4758. 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,522
  4759. I saw that there were
  4760. some kids swimming there.
  4761.  
  4762. 1058
  4763. 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:15,358
  4764. So I was carrying three of
  4765. them, trudging and tripping
  4766.  
  4767. 1059
  4768. 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:16,654
  4769. and yelling for help.
  4770.  
  4771. 1060
  4772. 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,608
  4773. The kids were screaming, I
  4774. thought they had seen the shark.
  4775.  
  4776. 1061
  4777. 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,285
  4778. They hadn't, they, um,
  4779.  
  4780. 1062
  4781. 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,911
  4782. they were frightened
  4783. of me, a naked guy.
  4784.  
  4785. 1063
  4786. 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,877
  4787. My life...
  4788.  
  4789. 1064
  4790. 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,455
  4791. got pretty
  4792. hard after that.
  4793.  
  4794. 1065
  4795. 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,341
  4796. It's true, isn't it?
  4797.  
  4798. 1066
  4799. 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,637
  4800. Yeah.
  4801.  
  4802. 1067
  4803. 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,548
  4804. It is.
  4805.  
  4806. 1068
  4807. 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:49,351
  4808. You say all these
  4809. crazy stupid things.
  4810.  
  4811. 1069
  4812. 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,104
  4813. But when you suddenly say
  4814. something without bullshit,
  4815.  
  4816. 1070
  4817. 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,311
  4818. Now I know it's true and good.
  4819.  
  4820. 1071
  4821. 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:59,773
  4822. But just in case, I'm gonna
  4823. leave you there until after
  4824.  
  4825. 1072
  4826. 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:00,653
  4827. I take my shower.
  4828.  
  4829. 1073
  4830. 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:02,860
  4831. Oh, you know what,
  4832. there's some...
  4833.  
  4834. 1074
  4835. 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,787
  4836. shampoo in my purse on
  4837. the kitchen counter.
  4838.  
  4839. 1075
  4840. 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:08,581
  4841. Oh, I refilled your
  4842. birth control pills.
  4843.  
  4844. 1076
  4845. 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,158
  4846. You were running low.
  4847.  
  4848. 1077
  4849. 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,709
  4850. Ha!
  4851.  
  4852. 1078
  4853. 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,753
  4854. No, no, no, no... No!
  4855.  
  4856. 1079
  4857. 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:18,924
  4858. No! No!
  4859.  
  4860. 1080
  4861. 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,160
  4862. All you perverts
  4863. out there watching,
  4864.  
  4865. 1081
  4866. 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,077
  4867. this might happen to you.
  4868.  
  4869. 1082
  4870. 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,866
  4871. You might die!
  4872.  
  4873. 1083
  4874. 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,200
  4875. What the?
  4876.  
  4877. 1084
  4878. 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,314
  4879. Holy shit, it's him.
  4880. The guy from the video!
  4881.  
  4882. 1085
  4883. 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,499
  4884. No, this is a mistake.
  4885.  
  4886. 1086
  4887. 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,921
  4888. Die!
  4889.  
  4890. 1087
  4891. 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,543
  4892. Dude, you're like the No. 1
  4893.  
  4894. 1088
  4895. 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,236
  4896. trending pervert on
  4897. the internet right now.
  4898.  
  4899. 1089
  4900. 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,343
  4901. My god, why is this happening?
  4902.  
  4903. 1090
  4904. 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:19,151
  4905. Stop the truck, Wayne.
  4906.  
  4907. 1091
  4908. 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:20,445
  4909. Shit, you again?
  4910.  
  4911. 1092
  4912. 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:21,897
  4913. You have my furniture.
  4914.  
  4915. 1093
  4916. 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,653
  4917. Oh, it's not yours, that house
  4918. wasn't yours, and the furniture
  4919.  
  4920. 1094
  4921. 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:25,984
  4922. definitely wasn't yours.
  4923.  
  4924. 1095
  4925. 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,819
  4926. Pull over, Wayne, I
  4927. need that furniture.
  4928.  
  4929. 1096
  4930. 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,557
  4931. You know what you're gonna need?
  4932. You're going to need to
  4933.  
  4934. 1097
  4935. 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:31,789
  4936. go to a fucking hospital,
  4937. that's what you're gonna need.
  4938.  
  4939. 1098
  4940. 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,207
  4941. I'm gonna put you
  4942. in jail, Wayne.
  4943.  
  4944. 1099
  4945. 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,455
  4946. Oh, you don't have the
  4947. balls to call the cops.
  4948.  
  4949. 1100
  4950. 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,004
  4951. You suck at this crime stuff.
  4952.  
  4953. 1101
  4954. 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:39,422
  4955. You know what I'm gonna do?
  4956.  
  4957. 1102
  4958. 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,373
  4959. You ain't gonna do shit.
  4960.  
  4961. 1103
  4962. 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:42,333
  4963. Wayne, I'm gonna
  4964. throw a rock at you.
  4965.  
  4966. 1104
  4967. 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:43,669
  4968. I pitched in college.
  4969.  
  4970. 1105
  4971. 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:46,345
  4972. You probably caught in college.
  4973. Dickhead.
  4974.  
  4975. 1106
  4976. 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:49,723
  4977. Oh shit...
  4978.  
  4979. 1107
  4980. 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:52,143
  4981. Son of a bitch.
  4982.  
  4983. 1108
  4984. 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,101
  4985. Holy shit,
  4986. are you okay?
  4987.  
  4988. 1109
  4989. 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:01,106
  4990. You hit a fucking pedestrian.
  4991.  
  4992. 1110
  4993. 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:07,866
  4994. Sorry, Wayne.
  4995.  
  4996. 1111
  4997. 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,784
  4998. Hey! Hey!
  4999.  
  5000. 1112
  5001. 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,328
  5002. Get back here, you asshole!
  5003.  
  5004. 1113
  5005. 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:26,885
  5006. What fresh hell is this?
  5007.  
  5008. 1114
  5009. 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,256
  5010. Dios mio!
  5011.  
  5012. 1115
  5013. 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:30,806
  5014. No, no, no, I didn't...
  5015.  
  5016. 1116
  5017. 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,017
  5018. Ohm...
  5019.  
  5020. 1117
  5021. 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,439
  5022. Ommmm.
  5023.  
  5024. 1118
  5025. 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,072
  5026. Shit, shit.
  5027. Now what?
  5028.  
  5029. 1119
  5030. 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,049
  5031. - Frank!
  5032. - Shit!
  5033.  
  5034. 1120
  5035. 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:06,467
  5036. Panic room! Car gone!
  5037.  
  5038. 1121
  5039. 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,760
  5040. Keep walking, the cops.
  5041.  
  5042. 1122
  5043. 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,286
  5044. Found Nigel's stuff,
  5045. don't look over.
  5046.  
  5047. 1123
  5048. 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:10,825
  5049. It's in the back of the truck.
  5050. Don't look over.
  5051.  
  5052. 1124
  5053. 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:11,930
  5054. Excuse me.
  5055.  
  5056. 1125
  5057. 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,677
  5058. Hi. Are you
  5059. Mr. Bathgate's neighbours?
  5060.  
  5061. 1126
  5062. 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,562
  5063. Yes, officer.
  5064.  
  5065. 1127
  5066. 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,106
  5067. Yeah, we got a report of
  5068. a burglary at his house,
  5069.  
  5070. 1128
  5071. 00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:22,809
  5072. suspicious activity.
  5073. Have you seen anything?
  5074.  
  5075. 1129
  5076. 00:55:22,903 --> 00:55:25,520
  5077. A burglary?
  5078. What, at Nigel's house?
  5079.  
  5080. 1130
  5081. 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:27,856
  5082. Good sweet Christ,
  5083.  
  5084. 1131
  5085. 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,738
  5086. what is happening to our
  5087. sweet little neighbourhood?
  5088.  
  5089. 1132
  5090. 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,820
  5091. Uh, are you okay sir?
  5092.  
  5093. 1133
  5094. 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,199
  5095. No.
  5096.  
  5097. 1134
  5098. 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:37,748
  5099. I'm devastated beyond reason.
  5100.  
  5101. 1135
  5102. 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,289
  5103. Sweet Christ.
  5104.  
  5105. 1136
  5106. 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,174
  5107. You know, I wasn't into that.
  5108.  
  5109. 1137
  5110. 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:48,797
  5111. Never?
  5112.  
  5113. 1138
  5114. 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,632
  5115. Not really.
  5116.  
  5117. 1139
  5118. 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,347
  5119. Not even in a school
  5120. play or anything?
  5121.  
  5122. 1140
  5123. 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:54,765
  5124. Yeah, I was never into drama.
  5125.  
  5126. 1141
  5127. 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:57,390
  5128. I mean, sure, in the third
  5129. grade I played a teacup.
  5130.  
  5131. 1142
  5132. 00:55:57,479 --> 00:56:00,597
  5133. Why all the questions
  5134. about acting?
  5135.  
  5136. 1143
  5137. 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,683
  5138. You think I came across as fake?
  5139.  
  5140. 1144
  5141. 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,879
  5142. I think there's better acting
  5143. every time Larry King says
  5144.  
  5145. 1145
  5146. 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,316
  5147. "til death do us part."
  5148. - That's very funny.
  5149.  
  5150. 1146
  5151. 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,086
  5152. You wanna hear something
  5153. else that's funny?
  5154.  
  5155. 1147
  5156. 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:11,324
  5157. There's a video of us getting
  5158. kidnapped on YouTube.
  5159.  
  5160. 1148
  5161. 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,696
  5162. I know.
  5163.  
  5164. 1149
  5165. 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:22,626
  5166. You don't know how many times
  5167. I've fantasized about getting
  5168.  
  5169. 1150
  5170. 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,252
  5171. rid of you for at least two
  5172. months, but now that I'm going
  5173.  
  5174. 1151
  5175. 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:30,335
  5176. to yail, I'm going to be
  5177. devastated without you.
  5178.  
  5179. 1152
  5180. 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:32,590
  5181. You're going back to college?
  5182.  
  5183. 1153
  5184. 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:36,391
  5185. You know that when I say
  5186. "yail" I mean prison.
  5187.  
  5188. 1154
  5189. 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:46,435
  5190. Using his mother's house, and by
  5191. that I mean his mother's garage.
  5192.  
  5193. 1155
  5194. 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,856
  5195. I'm sure Jason's home, rubbing
  5196. his mother's feet or something.
  5197.  
  5198. 1156
  5199. 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,611
  5200. We know you're in there, Jason.
  5201.  
  5202. 1157
  5203. 00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:58,955
  5204. Hi.
  5205.  
  5206. 1158
  5207. 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:02,159
  5208. Oh, hey, hi Mr. and
  5209. Mrs. Teagarten. Is that...
  5210.  
  5211. 1159
  5212. 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,663
  5213. actually, I wasn't hiding.
  5214.  
  5215. 1160
  5216. 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:04,961
  5217. Is everything okay?
  5218.  
  5219. 1161
  5220. 00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:06,128
  5221. Why wouldn't it be, Jason?
  5222.  
  5223. 1162
  5224. 00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:07,934
  5225. It's just that you've
  5226. never been to my house
  5227.  
  5228. 1163
  5229. 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,504
  5230. before in like two years
  5231. and it's what, 10:00 PM?
  5232.  
  5233. 1164
  5234. 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,382
  5235. Actually, it isn't
  5236. okay, and you can help.
  5237.  
  5238. 1165
  5239. 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,192
  5240. Rachel's always saying
  5241. that you're some kind
  5242.  
  5243. 1166
  5244. 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,381
  5245. of computer genius.
  5246.  
  5247. 1167
  5248. 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,216
  5249. She says I'm a computer genius?
  5250.  
  5251. 1168
  5252. 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,676
  5253. That's very sweet.
  5254.  
  5255. 1169
  5256. 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,581
  5257. I'm sure it was like a
  5258. throwaway, like an aside,
  5259.  
  5260. 1170
  5261. 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,790
  5262. you know, "he's
  5263. a computer genius"
  5264.  
  5265. 1171
  5266. 00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:24,100
  5267. you know, just like saying...
  5268.  
  5269. 1172
  5270. 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,002
  5271. Oh, you know what, I bet it's
  5272. cause she knows it's on my dream
  5273.  
  5274. 1173
  5275. 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,171
  5276. boards to become a computer
  5277. genius. I bet that's where that
  5278.  
  5279. 1174
  5280. 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:29,964
  5281. came from. Did she actually
  5282. say that, like in an email,
  5283.  
  5284. 1175
  5285. 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,215
  5286. or was it in
  5287. person to you just...
  5288.  
  5289. 1176
  5290. 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,946
  5291. Jason!
  5292. This isn't about you!
  5293.  
  5294. 1177
  5295. 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:35,616
  5296. We need your help with
  5297. a video of me and Nancy.
  5298.  
  5299. 1178
  5300. 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:38,746
  5301. Okay.
  5302.  
  5303. 1179
  5304. 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:43,079
  5305. So you want me to make
  5306. a video of you guys?
  5307.  
  5308. 1180
  5309. 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:45,209
  5310. No.
  5311.  
  5312. 1181
  5313. 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,627
  5314. Get your mind
  5315. out of the gutter!
  5316.  
  5317. 1182
  5318. 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,705
  5319. Good lord Jason,
  5320. you take the cake.
  5321.  
  5322. 1183
  5323. 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,460
  5324. It's so much more
  5325. fucked up than that.
  5326.  
  5327. 1184
  5328. 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,761
  5329. Die!!
  5330.  
  5331. 1185
  5332. 00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:58,089
  5333. Look at this.
  5334. This is insane.
  5335.  
  5336. 1186
  5337. 00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,594
  5338. When did this happen?
  5339.  
  5340. 1187
  5341. 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:01,597
  5342. It feels like in
  5343. another lifetime.
  5344.  
  5345. 1188
  5346. 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:03,474
  5347. Yet also like Tuesday.
  5348.  
  5349. 1189
  5350. 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,099
  5351. Okay, well, we have
  5352. to call the police.
  5353.  
  5354. 1190
  5355. 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,431
  5356. No, no. No police.
  5357.  
  5358. 1191
  5359. 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:08,544
  5360. It was a misunderstanding
  5361. but everything's okay now.
  5362.  
  5363. 1192
  5364. 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,059
  5365. It was a hiccup.
  5366.  
  5367. 1193
  5368. 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:12,190
  5369. A hiccup?
  5370. You being kidnapped?
  5371.  
  5372. 1194
  5373. 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,488
  5374. A hiccup.
  5375. It was a hiccup. A hiccup.
  5376.  
  5377. 1195
  5378. 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:16,886
  5379. You don't call 911 every time
  5380. you have the hiccups do you, no.
  5381.  
  5382. 1196
  5383. 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,321
  5384. I mean, maybe you
  5385. do, but I don't.
  5386.  
  5387. 1197
  5388. 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,744
  5389. Listen, Jason.
  5390.  
  5391. 1198
  5392. 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,243
  5393. We don't want
  5394. Rachel to see this.
  5395.  
  5396. 1199
  5397. 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,743
  5398. She would only worry.
  5399.  
  5400. 1200
  5401. 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,542
  5402. That's why we must
  5403. take this down.
  5404.  
  5405. 1201
  5406. 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,415
  5407. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  5408. Shouldn't be a problem.
  5409.  
  5410. 1202
  5411. 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,274
  5412. Although, these guys
  5413. should be punished though,
  5414.  
  5415. 1203
  5416. 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:33,041
  5417. cause they cannot do that.
  5418. Especially to you guys. I mean-
  5419.  
  5420. 1204
  5421. 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:37,115
  5422. Oh my god, okay, that's actually
  5423. Rachel Skyping me right now.
  5424.  
  5425. 1205
  5426. 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,139
  5427. We're not here.
  5428.  
  5429. 1206
  5430. 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,367
  5431. She'll know there's
  5432. something wrong.
  5433.  
  5434. 1207
  5435. 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,202
  5436. We would only be here with
  5437. you if we were desperate.
  5438.  
  5439. 1208
  5440. 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,934
  5441. No, no, I want to see her
  5442. little face, even if it's for
  5443.  
  5444. 1209
  5445. 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,059
  5446. just a second. We can hide,
  5447. she won't know we're here,
  5448.  
  5449. 1210
  5450. 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,149
  5451. please, please, please.
  5452.  
  5453. 1211
  5454. 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:48,931
  5455. All right, go ahead.
  5456.  
  5457. 1212
  5458. 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,562
  5459. Really? Okay.
  5460.  
  5461. 1213
  5462. 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,232
  5463. Yo, hey Rach.
  5464. What's up?
  5465.  
  5466. 1214
  5467. 00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:55,938
  5468. I can only talk
  5469. for a few minutes.
  5470.  
  5471. 1215
  5472. 00:58:56,033 --> 00:59:00,118
  5473. Jessie is a great roommate, but
  5474. she's throwing her third party
  5475.  
  5476. 1216
  5477. 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,614
  5478. in four days, and she's...
  5479.  
  5480. 1217
  5481. 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,281
  5482. Jason?
  5483.  
  5484. 1218
  5485. 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,706
  5486. Are you okay?
  5487.  
  5488. 1219
  5489. 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,249
  5490. What? I'm fine.
  5491.  
  5492. 1220
  5493. 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,247
  5494. That's... how about you?
  5495.  
  5496. 1221
  5497. 00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:11,875
  5498. Well, actually,
  5499. I'm a little worried.
  5500.  
  5501. 1222
  5502. 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,378
  5503. My mom called, and
  5504. I tried calling her back,
  5505.  
  5506. 1223
  5507. 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:15,584
  5508. and she's not picking up.
  5509.  
  5510. 1224
  5511. 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,135
  5512. Oh, uh,
  5513. that's, you know.
  5514.  
  5515. 1225
  5516. 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:21,055
  5517. It's her, cause her phone,
  5518. it's um, her phone is broken.
  5519.  
  5520. 1226
  5521. 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:22,473
  5522. You saw her?
  5523.  
  5524. 1227
  5525. 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:23,995
  5526. Yeah, they had a
  5527. yard sale yesterday.
  5528.  
  5529. 1228
  5530. 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,430
  5531. A yard sale?
  5532.  
  5533. 1229
  5534. 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,603
  5535. No, that's.. I'm sorry,
  5536. "yard sale," what's...
  5537.  
  5538. 1230
  5539. 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,646
  5540. no, they were, cause they
  5541. were in the yard, so...
  5542.  
  5543. 1231
  5544. 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,315
  5545. I ran into them cause
  5546. I took a shortcut.
  5547.  
  5548. 1232
  5549. 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:35,020
  5550. Um, to, to go to work at
  5551. Staples, where I am the
  5552.  
  5553. 1233
  5554. 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,320
  5555. assistant manager.
  5556.  
  5557. 1234
  5558. 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:39,319
  5559. This is weird.
  5560. Mom always calls me right back.
  5561.  
  5562. 1235
  5563. 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,525
  5564. This isn't like her.
  5565.  
  5566. 1236
  5567. 00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:45,080
  5568. Well, it could be 'cause
  5569. she's singing and dancing,
  5570.  
  5571. 1237
  5572. 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,497
  5573. and also blowing someone.
  5574.  
  5575. 1238
  5576. 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,623
  5577. Uh, her birthday. Isn't
  5578. it her birthday pretty soon?
  5579.  
  5580. 1239
  5581. 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:51,251
  5582. Oh of course, poor mom.
  5583.  
  5584. 1240
  5585. 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:55,673
  5586. Jason, I should surprise her.
  5587.  
  5588. 1241
  5589. 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,720
  5590. I'll come home for her
  5591. birthday, she'll love that.
  5592.  
  5593. 1242
  5594. 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,011
  5595. Yeah, yeah, they both would.
  5596.  
  5597. 1243
  5598. 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,282
  5599. Yeah, they would both
  5600. love that for sure.
  5601.  
  5602. 1244
  5603. 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:02,217
  5604. You should come on down.
  5605.  
  5606. 1245
  5607. 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:03,548
  5608. I'll try dad, he'll love it.
  5609.  
  5610. 1246
  5611. 01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:06,100
  5612. I'll get tulips, tulips are her
  5613. favourite flowers, and I'll
  5614.  
  5615. 1247
  5616. 01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:08,849
  5617. invite all her sisters, and
  5618. everyone will be there...
  5619.  
  5620. 1248
  5621. 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,186
  5622. That's funny, you hear that?
  5623.  
  5624. 1249
  5625. 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,522
  5626. It's my dad's ringtone.
  5627.  
  5628. 1250
  5629. 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,402
  5630. Okay, you know what, Rachel?
  5631.  
  5632. 1251
  5633. 01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:25,953
  5634. I really gotta
  5635. tell you something.
  5636.  
  5637. 1252
  5638. 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,075
  5639. Actually, your parents...
  5640.  
  5641. 1253
  5642. 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:32,915
  5643. Jason, you really are a little
  5644. quisling, you know that?
  5645.  
  5646. 1254
  5647. 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:35,371
  5648. Okay, he was from Norway.
  5649.  
  5650. 1255
  5651. 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,082
  5652. I felt terrible
  5653. lying to Rachel.
  5654.  
  5655. 1256
  5656. 01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:40,656
  5657. I understand, because you never
  5658. know when the lies are going to
  5659.  
  5660. 1257
  5661. 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,213
  5662. stop and they just keep coming.
  5663. Pushing you out of the way,
  5664.  
  5665. 1258
  5666. 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,175
  5667. taking over
  5668. your life completely.
  5669.  
  5670. 1259
  5671. 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:50,228
  5672. What a beautiful street.
  5673.  
  5674. 1260
  5675. 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,599
  5676. Do you have raccoons?
  5677.  
  5678. 1261
  5679. 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,898
  5680. Yeah, sporadically.
  5681.  
  5682. 1262
  5683. 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,020
  5684. I love them.
  5685.  
  5686. 1263
  5687. 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,379
  5688. Is that your guy's moving truck?
  5689.  
  5690. 1264
  5691. 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:59,316
  5692. No. Well, yes, we're just
  5693. trying to sell a few things.
  5694.  
  5695. 1265
  5696. 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:01,068
  5697. From the back of a truck?
  5698.  
  5699. 1266
  5700. 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,366
  5701. Eh, we're trying to
  5702. finish off our yard sale.
  5703.  
  5704. 1267
  5705. 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:05,811
  5706. For the truck and the computer,
  5707. using that, uh, Skype thing.
  5708.  
  5709. 1268
  5710. 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:06,782
  5711. Anyhow.
  5712.  
  5713. 1269
  5714. 01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:08,283
  5715. You mean like a
  5716. virtual yard sale?
  5717.  
  5718. 1270
  5719. 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:11,081
  5720. Wow, did you come up with
  5721. that idea, Mr. Teagarten?
  5722.  
  5723. 1271
  5724. 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,375
  5725. What? Uh, yeah, sure.
  5726.  
  5727. 1272
  5728. 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,521
  5729. Anyway, thanks for
  5730. your help and...
  5731.  
  5732. 1273
  5733. 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:14,897
  5734. That's genius!
  5735. Do you see the potential?
  5736.  
  5737. 1274
  5738. 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,753
  5739. Not one iota.
  5740. We gotta run now.
  5741.  
  5742. 1275
  5743. 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,457
  5744. Wait, Mr. and Mrs. Teagarten,
  5745. I think there's something
  5746.  
  5747. 1276
  5748. 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:20,462
  5749. I need to show you.
  5750.  
  5751. 1277
  5752. 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:22,669
  5753. For the love of Christ,
  5754. Jason, what is it?
  5755.  
  5756. 1278
  5757. 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,538
  5758. So the park was actually
  5759. built in the '50s, it kind of
  5760.  
  5761. 1279
  5762. 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:34,226
  5763. fell on hard times, was vacant
  5764. for a while, so some friends
  5765.  
  5766. 1280
  5767. 01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:37,309
  5768. and I we pooled our money and
  5769. bought it, and we spent the
  5770.  
  5771. 1281
  5772. 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,359
  5773. last two years
  5774. just fixing it up.
  5775.  
  5776. 1282
  5777. 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,438
  5778. Jason, this is amazing.
  5779.  
  5780. 1283
  5781. 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,738
  5782. Thank you.
  5783.  
  5784. 1284
  5785. 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:46,784
  5786. This is what I
  5787. wanted to show you.
  5788.  
  5789. 1285
  5790. 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,613
  5791. All of our trailer homes have a
  5792. storage space, because people
  5793.  
  5794. 1286
  5795. 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,039
  5796. are downsizing from
  5797. like 3500 square feet.
  5798.  
  5799. 1287
  5800. 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,993
  5801. These days I guess it's
  5802. like that everywhere.
  5803.  
  5804. 1288
  5805. 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,453
  5806. So this is where your
  5807. virtual yard sale comes in.
  5808.  
  5809. 1289
  5810. 01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:01,507
  5811. You can upload streaming video
  5812. and people can browse it,
  5813.  
  5814. 1290
  5815. 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:02,879
  5816. like in real time.
  5817.  
  5818. 1291
  5819. 01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:06,133
  5820. So you've got almost a live yard
  5821. sale, but you're bidding like
  5822.  
  5823. 1292
  5824. 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:10,183
  5825. eBay online, so you call
  5826. it something like YardBay.
  5827.  
  5828. 1293
  5829. 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:14,513
  5830. I'm sure you've thought all this
  5831. through, but I'd love to help,
  5832.  
  5833. 1294
  5834. 01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:16,268
  5835. I can computer
  5836. code it all for you.
  5837.  
  5838. 1295
  5839. 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,402
  5840. Hello?
  5841.  
  5842. 1296
  5843. 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:22,757
  5844. No, Mr. Teagarten no here.
  5845.  
  5846. 1297
  5847. 01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,363
  5848. Call back later.
  5849.  
  5850. 1298
  5851. 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:28,568
  5852. He in the shower now, washing
  5853. his body with shampoo and honey.
  5854.  
  5855. 1299
  5856. 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,195
  5857. He have a shingles.
  5858.  
  5859. 1300
  5860. 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,909
  5861. That was an old fraternity
  5862. buddy of mine, Clyde Drexler.
  5863.  
  5864. 1301
  5865. 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,211
  5866. I mean, he's a fan
  5867. of Clyde Drexler.
  5868.  
  5869. 1302
  5870. 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:39,912
  5871. Mm-hmm.
  5872.  
  5873. 1303
  5874. 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,006
  5875. Trailblazers.
  5876.  
  5877. 1304
  5878. 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,674
  5879. Um, anyway, uh, thanks
  5880. for the tour Jason.
  5881.  
  5882. 1305
  5883. 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,843
  5884. This was impressive.
  5885. Mobile homes and crap.
  5886.  
  5887. 1306
  5888. 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,296
  5889. I'm sorry, that
  5890. sounded patronizing.
  5891.  
  5892. 1307
  5893. 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,347
  5894. Food for thought.
  5895.  
  5896. 1308
  5897. 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,844
  5898. Thanks for your
  5899. help with the video.
  5900.  
  5901. 1309
  5902. 01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,142
  5903. Anytime.
  5904.  
  5905. 1310
  5906. 01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,311
  5907. Boy,
  5908. Jason sure can talk.
  5909.  
  5910. 1311
  5911. 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:01,796
  5912. Okay, I better call Randall
  5913. and tell him I'll take that
  5914.  
  5915. 1312
  5916. 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:03,607
  5917. catalytic converterjob.
  5918.  
  5919. 1313
  5920. 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,398
  5921. Okay, I'm
  5922. gonna go get a Baby Ruth.
  5923.  
  5924. 1314
  5925. 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:10,656
  5926. A Baby Ruth?
  5927.  
  5928. 1315
  5929. 01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,502
  5930. Shit.
  5931.  
  5932. 1316
  5933. 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:24,005
  5934. Excuse me.
  5935.  
  5936. 1317
  5937. 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,045
  5938. Hey, I'm sorry to bother ya.
  5939.  
  5940. 1318
  5941. 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:29,004
  5942. Do you have any change, or
  5943. better yet, do you mind if I use
  5944.  
  5945. 1319
  5946. 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:31,134
  5947. your cell phone, it's
  5948. kind of an emergency.
  5949.  
  5950. 1320
  5951. 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:33,011
  5952. A Baby Ruth candy bar.
  5953.  
  5954. 1321
  5955. 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,933
  5956. Oh, Baby Ruth.
  5957.  
  5958. 1322
  5959. 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,761
  5960. I thought you said Zagnut.
  5961.  
  5962. 1323
  5963. 01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:38,016
  5964. Uh, do you have one?
  5965.  
  5966. 1324
  5967. 01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,563
  5968. Yeah, let me check in the back.
  5969.  
  5970. 1325
  5971. 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,390
  5972. I'll take two if you have em.
  5973.  
  5974. 1326
  5975. 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:44,189
  5976. Buddy, cool off.
  5977.  
  5978. 1327
  5979. 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,396
  5980. I'm not trying to cause
  5981. any problems here.
  5982.  
  5983. 1328
  5984. 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,903
  5985. You act like you got 50 kilos
  5986. back there or something.
  5987.  
  5988. 1329
  5989. 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:52,576
  5990. Oh, by the way, how much are...
  5991. What? What?
  5992.  
  5993. 1330
  5994. 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,075
  5995. Frank? Frank! Frank!
  5996.  
  5997. 1331
  5998. 01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:05,961
  5999. I found the
  6000. king size, is that okay?
  6001.  
  6002. 1332
  6003. 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:12,672
  6004. Hello? King size okay?
  6005.  
  6006. 1333
  6007. 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:17,430
  6008. You try that
  6009. again, motherfucker?
  6010.  
  6011. 1334
  6012. 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,320
  6013. I'm gonna bust
  6014. your fucking head open.
  6015.  
  6016. 1335
  6017. 01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:24,920
  6018. Everybody put your
  6019. hands where I can see em!
  6020.  
  6021. 1336
  6022. 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:25,980
  6023. On the ground!
  6024.  
  6025. 1337
  6026. 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:27,687
  6027. Get on the ground now!
  6028.  
  6029. 1338
  6030. 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:38,664
  6031. Jackpot.
  6032.  
  6033. 1339
  6034. 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,294
  6035. Turns out it was 120 kilos.
  6036.  
  6037. 1340
  6038. 01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:50,001
  6039. Teagarten.
  6040. Frank Teagarten.
  6041.  
  6042. 1341
  6043. 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,256
  6044. FBI wants to talk to you.
  6045. Come on.
  6046.  
  6047. 1342
  6048. 01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,262
  6049. The FBI wants to talk to me?
  6050. Why?
  6051.  
  6052. 1343
  6053. 01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,788
  6054. They think you're good lookin'.
  6055. Come on.
  6056.  
  6057. 1344
  6058. 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:03,607
  6059. Not you.
  6060.  
  6061. 1345
  6062. 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:15,488
  6063. Are you okay?
  6064.  
  6065. 1346
  6066. 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,493
  6067. It seems to me you're
  6068. as scared as I am.
  6069.  
  6070. 1347
  6071. 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,538
  6072. I'm not scared for myself.
  6073.  
  6074. 1348
  6075. 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:27,671
  6076. For my daughter.
  6077.  
  6078. 1349
  6079. 01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:30,208
  6080. We're done talkin'.
  6081.  
  6082. 1350
  6083. 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:37,923
  6084. I have a daughter, too.
  6085.  
  6086. 1351
  6087. 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,894
  6088. Our biggest fear in life
  6089. was to disappoint her.
  6090.  
  6091. 1352
  6092. 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:48,272
  6093. I'm so ashamed and
  6094. worried, and...
  6095.  
  6096. 1353
  6097. 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,569
  6098. Don't be bitching
  6099. to me about your rich life
  6100.  
  6101. 1354
  6102. 01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:52,396
  6103. and your spoiled brat daughter.
  6104.  
  6105. 1355
  6106. 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,135
  6107. You know, you're gonna be out
  6108. of here in a minute,
  6109.  
  6110. 1356
  6111. 01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:55,821
  6112. and she'll have her mommy back.
  6113.  
  6114. 1357
  6115. 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:59,369
  6116. But now thanks to you, I'm stuck
  6117. in here for god knows how long.
  6118.  
  6119. 1358
  6120. 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:00,788
  6121. Yeah.
  6122.  
  6123. 1359
  6124. 01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:06,461
  6125. I will get out, but I will still
  6126. be a good-for-nothing fuckup.
  6127.  
  6128. 1360
  6129. 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:10,715
  6130. And that might not mean a lot to
  6131. you, since it looks like you've
  6132.  
  6133. 1361
  6134. 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:15,841
  6135. been a fuckup for a while, but
  6136. we only fucked up for one week.
  6137.  
  6138. 1362
  6139. 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:20,595
  6140. One week, is all it took
  6141. for us to ruin her life.
  6142.  
  6143. 1363
  6144. 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:24,224
  6145. She's only 19, and now she's...
  6146.  
  6147. 1364
  6148. 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,395
  6149. Are you kidding me?
  6150.  
  6151. 1365
  6152. 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,223
  6153. Your daughter's 19.
  6154.  
  6155. 1366
  6156. 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,037
  6157. She's supposed to be
  6158. taking care of herself.
  6159.  
  6160. 1367
  6161. 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:33,020
  6162. My Rose, she's only 7.
  6163.  
  6164. 1368
  6165. 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:38,155
  6166. And now, she's all
  6167. alone in the world.
  6168.  
  6169. 1369
  6170. 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,236
  6171. She's got nobody.
  6172.  
  6173. 1370
  6174. 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:48,619
  6175. Woman, you have no
  6176. idea what shame is.
  6177.  
  6178. 1371
  6179. 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,205
  6180. Shit.
  6181.  
  6182. 1372
  6183. 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:53,040
  6184. You win.
  6185.  
  6186. 1373
  6187. 01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,298
  6188. Hey, Frank.
  6189.  
  6190. 1374
  6191. 01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,254
  6192. I'm special agent Milhouse.
  6193.  
  6194. 1375
  6195. 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,682
  6196. This is special agent Barnes.
  6197.  
  6198. 1376
  6199. 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:02,929
  6200. Weird night, huh?
  6201.  
  6202. 1377
  6203. 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,100
  6204. - Yeah.
  6205. - God.
  6206.  
  6207. 1378
  6208. 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:07,180
  6209. 120 kilos of Norteno Cocaine.
  6210.  
  6211. 1379
  6212. 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:08,764
  6213. A hell of a bust.
  6214.  
  6215. 1380
  6216. 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:09,939
  6217. Yeah.
  6218.  
  6219. 1381
  6220. 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,985
  6221. You know that we had nothing
  6222. to do with this, right?
  6223.  
  6224. 1382
  6225. 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:16,439
  6226. Oh, so you think that
  6227. we just send out our whole
  6228.  
  6229. 1383
  6230. 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,320
  6231. field office just for fun.
  6232.  
  6233. 1384
  6234. 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,451
  6235. This is what we know.
  6236.  
  6237. 1385
  6238. 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,779
  6239. We've been tailing Chope for
  6240. three days, since he entered
  6241.  
  6242. 1386
  6243. 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,204
  6244. the United States.
  6245.  
  6246. 1387
  6247. 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,782
  6248. Next thing we know, the three
  6249. of you are in a Kwik-E-Mart
  6250.  
  6251. 1388
  6252. 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,960
  6253. parking lot free for all, so I
  6254. think we've got a problem here,
  6255.  
  6256. 1389
  6257. 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,378
  6258. don't you?
  6259.  
  6260. 1390
  6261. 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,067
  6262. Frank, if you want to get out
  6263. of here tonight, you've got to
  6264.  
  6265. 1391
  6266. 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,299
  6267. convince us you're not
  6268. some big rich drug lord.
  6269.  
  6270. 1392
  6271. 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,842
  6272. Like, for real.
  6273.  
  6274. 1393
  6275. 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,412
  6276. Hello?
  6277. Mr. Teagarten no home, his phone
  6278.  
  6279. 1394
  6280. 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:44,842
  6281. went through a snow blower,
  6282. and he chop his head right off.
  6283.  
  6284. 1395
  6285. 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:52,813
  6286. I guess owing 300
  6287. bucks to Mastercard helped
  6288.  
  6289. 1396
  6290. 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,940
  6291. convince them we aren't
  6292. Mr. and Mrs. El Chapo.
  6293.  
  6294. 1397
  6295. 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,943
  6296. I can't help thinking
  6297. about that little girl.
  6298.  
  6299. 1398
  6300. 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,399
  6301. Nancy, what are you gonna do?
  6302.  
  6303. 1399
  6304. 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:03,361
  6305. Have her come live with us in
  6306. this fucking Perri Winkle truck?
  6307.  
  6308. 1400
  6309. 01:08:06,624 --> 01:08:08,115
  6310. God, this day sucked.
  6311.  
  6312. 1401
  6313. 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:13,079
  6314. Carl, he found my medals.
  6315.  
  6316. 1402
  6317. 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:14,959
  6318. How did he find them?
  6319.  
  6320. 1403
  6321. 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,415
  6322. He's a sneaky motherfucker.
  6323.  
  6324. 1404
  6325. 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:20,970
  6326. But those medals made me
  6327. remember that I used to win.
  6328.  
  6329. 1405
  6330. 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,805
  6331. I used to have an edge.
  6332.  
  6333. 1406
  6334. 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:28,344
  6335. This week, I've cried more
  6336. than I have ever cried before,
  6337.  
  6338. 1407
  6339. 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,772
  6340. and for things that I
  6341. would have never cried about
  6342.  
  6343. 1408
  6344. 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,315
  6345. in the old days.
  6346.  
  6347. 1409
  6348. 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:39,196
  6349. It's like I've become
  6350. this person I don't know,
  6351.  
  6352. 1410
  6353. 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:40,523
  6354. and I don't like.
  6355.  
  6356. 1411
  6357. 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:42,908
  6358. Where is this headed?
  6359.  
  6360. 1412
  6361. 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,283
  6362. We need to talk to Dan.
  6363.  
  6364. 1413
  6365. 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:48,739
  6366. Why, and beg for money?
  6367.  
  6368. 1414
  6369. 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,935
  6370. That's not getting
  6371. your edge back.
  6372.  
  6373. 1415
  6374. 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,541
  6375. That's surrendering,
  6376. not winning.
  6377.  
  6378. 1416
  6379. 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:54,211
  6380. Guys like Dan, they take
  6381. advantage of weakness.
  6382.  
  6383. 1417
  6384. 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,706
  6385. I'll figure it out.
  6386.  
  6387. 1418
  6388. 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:00,710
  6389. I think.
  6390.  
  6391. 1419
  6392. 01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:05,681
  6393. I bet Rachel used to take
  6394. one of those buses to school.
  6395.  
  6396. 1420
  6397. 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,639
  6398. Long ago, back in the time
  6399. when she used to look up to me
  6400.  
  6401. 1421
  6402. 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,391
  6403. like I was Superman.
  6404.  
  6405. 1422
  6406. 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,274
  6407. Oh, Frank.
  6408.  
  6409. 1423
  6410. 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,359
  6411. You crying?
  6412.  
  6413. 1424
  6414. 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,827
  6415. You were crying.
  6416. What a pussy.
  6417.  
  6418. 1425
  6419. 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,199
  6420. No, I'm not crying.
  6421.  
  6422. 1426
  6423. 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:31,407
  6424. But if I was, it's
  6425. because good god.
  6426.  
  6427. 1427
  6428. 01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:32,787
  6429. It's because the
  6430. two of you reek.
  6431.  
  6432. 1428
  6433. 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,288
  6434. Fuck you.
  6435.  
  6436. 1429
  6437. 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,371
  6438. Hey, you got 10 bucks?
  6439. For gas?
  6440.  
  6441. 1430
  6442. 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:39,002
  6443. Wow, what timing you have, bum.
  6444.  
  6445. 1431
  6446. 01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:40,852
  6447. No, actually, we don't
  6448. have 10 bucks for gas.
  6449.  
  6450. 1432
  6451. 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:42,293
  6452. Liar.
  6453.  
  6454. 1433
  6455. 01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:44,156
  6456. That's some high-end furniture
  6457. you got there, rich asshole.
  6458.  
  6459. 1434
  6460. 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,341
  6461. Rich?
  6462.  
  6463. 1435
  6464. 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,798
  6465. You have completely misread
  6466. our situation, my man.
  6467.  
  6468. 1436
  6469. 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:49,758
  6470. Oh, woah, woah.
  6471. I'm not your man.
  6472.  
  6473. 1437
  6474. 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,844
  6475. He's not your man, fish face.
  6476.  
  6477. 1438
  6478. 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,459
  6479. I don't think anybody's ever
  6480. called me fish face before.
  6481.  
  6482. 1439
  6483. 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:56,849
  6484. Good.
  6485.  
  6486. 1440
  6487. 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,837
  6488. You believe this pile of
  6489. fish face, calling me "his man?"
  6490.  
  6491. 1441
  6492. 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:01,774
  6493. I'm not your man, so fuck you.
  6494.  
  6495. 1442
  6496. 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,948
  6497. No, no. It's, uh,
  6498. it's more like fuck you.
  6499.  
  6500. 1443
  6501. 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,276
  6502. I'm sorry, you're not
  6503. understanding what we're saying.
  6504.  
  6505. 1444
  6506. 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,611
  6507. Fuck you.
  6508.  
  6509. 1445
  6510. 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:09,705
  6511. What's your name?
  6512.  
  6513. 1446
  6514. 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:10,529
  6515. Will.
  6516.  
  6517. 1447
  6518. 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,454
  6519. What's your name?
  6520.  
  6521. 1448
  6522. 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,702
  6523. Colin.
  6524.  
  6525. 1449
  6526. 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,624
  6527. Will, Collin.
  6528.  
  6529. 1450
  6530. 01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:16,789
  6531. Fuck you.
  6532.  
  6533. 1451
  6534. 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,497
  6535. Fish face.
  6536.  
  6537. 1452
  6538. 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,010
  6539. So?
  6540.  
  6541. 1453
  6542. 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:27,633
  6543. How long do we sit here for?
  6544.  
  6545. 1454
  6546. 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:28,931
  6547. I'm not sure.
  6548.  
  6549. 1455
  6550. 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,134
  6551. Hey. What are
  6552. you doing out there?
  6553.  
  6554. 1456
  6555. 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:35,604
  6556. So, what do we got here?
  6557.  
  6558. 1457
  6559. 01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:37,814
  6560. Where's the other bum?
  6561.  
  6562. 1458
  6563. 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:38,811
  6564. Maui.
  6565.  
  6566. 1459
  6567. 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,141
  6568. I could buy a couple of things.
  6569.  
  6570. 1460
  6571. 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:42,172
  6572. Woah, woah, woah, you think
  6573. this is some kind of a store?
  6574.  
  6575. 1461
  6576. 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:43,903
  6577. What else would
  6578. you be doing here?
  6579.  
  6580. 1462
  6581. 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,403
  6582. Well, actually, it's kind
  6583. of a-an incredible story.
  6584.  
  6585. 1463
  6586. 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,154
  6587. - Nancy!
  6588. - How much for the paint?
  6589.  
  6590. 1464
  6591. 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,826
  6592. Spray paint, I'd
  6593. like to huff it.
  6594.  
  6595. 1465
  6596. 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,119
  6597. You want to huff it?
  6598.  
  6599. 1466
  6600. 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,071
  6601. You want to huff the
  6602. can of spray paint?
  6603.  
  6604. 1467
  6605. 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:55,374
  6606. You're like, the worst bum ever.
  6607.  
  6608. 1468
  6609. 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:56,371
  6610. What is it, a pageant?
  6611.  
  6612. 1469
  6613. 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:57,461
  6614. And you came in last.
  6615.  
  6616. 1470
  6617. 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:58,831
  6618. Okay, five bucks.
  6619.  
  6620. 1471
  6621. 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,254
  6622. Five bucks for a can of paint?
  6623.  
  6624. 1472
  6625. 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,943
  6626. That's what I said.
  6627. Five bucks, yes or no.
  6628.  
  6629. 1473
  6630. 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:04,549
  6631. There's a line
  6632. forming behind you.
  6633.  
  6634. 1474
  6635. 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:07,673
  6636. I made you
  6637. look, you fucking idiot.
  6638.  
  6639. 1475
  6640. 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:08,800
  6641. Fuck off.
  6642.  
  6643. 1476
  6644. 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,347
  6645. Stop lookin at me.
  6646.  
  6647. 1477
  6648. 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:15,973
  6649. Get away from the gas tank, bum.
  6650.  
  6651. 1478
  6652. 01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:17,395
  6653. Fuck you.
  6654.  
  6655. 1479
  6656. 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:23,195
  6657. Stop and drop.
  6658.  
  6659. 1480
  6660. 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:26,022
  6661. Why is this happening?
  6662.  
  6663. 1481
  6664. 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,356
  6665. You're on fire!
  6666.  
  6667. 1482
  6668. 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,157
  6669. Run, get the fire extinguisher!
  6670.  
  6671. 1483
  6672. 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,578
  6673. You not gonna stop, man?
  6674. He's on fire!
  6675.  
  6676. 1484
  6677. 01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:35,826
  6678. I don't need this
  6679. shit in my life!
  6680.  
  6681. 1485
  6682. 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:45,215
  6683. Oh yeah, lie
  6684. on me, get on me girl.
  6685.  
  6686. 1486
  6687. 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,714
  6688. Oh yeah, grind me
  6689. out like a cigarette.
  6690.  
  6691. 1487
  6692. 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,671
  6693. Yeah, let me return the favour.
  6694.  
  6695. 1488
  6696. 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,131
  6697. I'm anything but a gentleman.
  6698.  
  6699. 1489
  6700. 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,716
  6701. Are you okay...
  6702.  
  6703. 1490
  6704. 01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:56,222
  6705. That's my wife, bum.
  6706.  
  6707. 1491
  6708. 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,272
  6709. She got on me, dude.
  6710.  
  6711. 1492
  6712. 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,733
  6713. Bum, put those lamps back.
  6714.  
  6715. 1493
  6716. 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,107
  6717. So,
  6718. that's the basic concept.
  6719.  
  6720. 1494
  6721. 01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:15,242
  6722. Mmm. Sounds like a good idea.
  6723. What, you're calling it YardBay?
  6724.  
  6725. 1495
  6726. 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:16,037
  6727. YardBay.
  6728.  
  6729. 1496
  6730. 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:18,035
  6731. Great name for a great idea.
  6732.  
  6733. 1497
  6734. 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,366
  6735. Well, it's Frank's idea.
  6736.  
  6737. 1498
  6738. 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,792
  6739. You hear that, bums?
  6740.  
  6741. 1499
  6742. 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:22,665
  6743. The great idea was my idea.
  6744.  
  6745. 1500
  6746. 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,213
  6747. A shovel swinging in your
  6748. face would be a good idea.
  6749.  
  6750. 1501
  6751. 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,168
  6752. He already did that.
  6753.  
  6754. 1502
  6755. 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,504
  6756. While smoking a spider.
  6757.  
  6758. 1503
  6759. 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:35,386
  6760. Oh, I believe it,
  6761. cause he's a huge dumbass.
  6762.  
  6763. 1504
  6764. 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,433
  6765. Look at his fat fish face.
  6766.  
  6767. 1505
  6768. 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,438
  6769. Frank is a
  6770. banana split of shit.
  6771.  
  6772. 1506
  6773. 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,686
  6774. I don't like that.
  6775.  
  6776. 1507
  6777. 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:46,519
  6778. I hate to say it, but Frank
  6779. is right about one thing.
  6780.  
  6781. 1508
  6782. 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,778
  6783. You got a good idea.
  6784.  
  6785. 1509
  6786. 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:49,946
  6787. Okay?
  6788.  
  6789. 1510
  6790. 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,428
  6791. But you gotta go in strong when
  6792. you're dealing with rich people.
  6793.  
  6794. 1511
  6795. 01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:54,988
  6796. Otherwise they'll prey on you.
  6797.  
  6798. 1512
  6799. 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,164
  6800. I would know that, cause I used
  6801. to be one of those people.
  6802.  
  6803. 1513
  6804. 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:03,331
  6805. Put me out, fish face!
  6806.  
  6807. 1514
  6808. 01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:11,176
  6809. All right,
  6810. I'm out, I'm out.
  6811.  
  6812. 1515
  6813. 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:12,423
  6814. You okay?
  6815.  
  6816. 1516
  6817. 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:13,173
  6818. Yeah.
  6819.  
  6820. 1517
  6821. 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:14,050
  6822. What happened?
  6823.  
  6824. 1518
  6825. 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,301
  6826. Cigarette.
  6827.  
  6828. 1519
  6829. 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:17,383
  6830. Ah, yeah.
  6831. Same thing happened to me.
  6832.  
  6833. 1520
  6834. 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,476
  6835. Feel stupid.
  6836.  
  6837. 1521
  6838. 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,519
  6839. Yeah.
  6840.  
  6841. 1522
  6842. 01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,266
  6843. All right, well, goodbye Frank.
  6844.  
  6845. 1523
  6846. 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:23,597
  6847. Hope a train falls on your face.
  6848.  
  6849. 1524
  6850. 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,935
  6851. Go siphon some gas
  6852. and smoke a cigarette, bum.
  6853.  
  6854. 1525
  6855. 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,316
  6856. Touché.
  6857.  
  6858. 1526
  6859. 01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:32,860
  6860. You sure you're all right?
  6861.  
  6862. 1527
  6863. 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,363
  6864. Yeah. I did the same thing
  6865. and next thing you know,
  6866.  
  6867. 1528
  6868. 01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:37,035
  6869. the flames just jump on ya.
  6870.  
  6871. 1529
  6872. 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:38,307
  6873. You think it's
  6874. the cigarette, or?
  6875.  
  6876. 1530
  6877. 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,367
  6878. 50/50 chance.
  6879.  
  6880. 1531
  6881. 01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:40,948
  6882. They were sweet.
  6883.  
  6884. 1532
  6885. 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,496
  6886. Colin and Will.
  6887.  
  6888. 1533
  6889. 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:46,579
  6890. Fuck them.
  6891.  
  6892. 1534
  6893. 01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:00,176
  6894. Why is there
  6895. furniture on the lawn?
  6896.  
  6897. 1535
  6898. 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:06,186
  6899. Maybe they were partying.
  6900.  
  6901. 1536
  6902. 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,392
  6903. They're not like that, Jessie.
  6904.  
  6905. 1537
  6906. 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,353
  6907. You coming inside?
  6908.  
  6909. 1538
  6910. 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,167
  6911. I want to start setting
  6912. up for the surprise.
  6913.  
  6914. 1539
  6915. 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,106
  6916. Um, yeah, in a minute.
  6917.  
  6918. 1540
  6919. 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,285
  6920. I got the spins, I'm just gonna
  6921. go back to bed for a little bit.
  6922.  
  6923. 1541
  6924. 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:19,407
  6925. Okay.
  6926.  
  6927. 1542
  6928. 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:27,453
  6929. That's weird.
  6930.  
  6931. 1543
  6932. 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:30,293
  6933. Woah, woah, woah!
  6934.  
  6935. 1544
  6936. 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,669
  6937. Hey.
  6938.  
  6939. 1545
  6940. 01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,251
  6941. If you're here for the yard
  6942. sale, it's in the yard.
  6943.  
  6944. 1546
  6945. 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:35,381
  6946. Who are you?
  6947.  
  6948. 1547
  6949. 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,552
  6950. Who am I?
  6951.  
  6952. 1548
  6953. 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:38,426
  6954. I'm a guy holding pepper spray.
  6955.  
  6956. 1549
  6957. 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,552
  6958. 12 ounces...
  6959.  
  6960. 1550
  6961. 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:43,010
  6962. 3 ounces of pepper spray
  6963. at your eyes, all right?
  6964.  
  6965. 1551
  6966. 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:44,015
  6967. Who are you?
  6968.  
  6969. 1552
  6970. 01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:46,062
  6971. I'm Rachel.
  6972.  
  6973. 1553
  6974. 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,514
  6975. I live here.
  6976.  
  6977. 1554
  6978. 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:50,066
  6979. Oh my god, Rachel?
  6980.  
  6981. 1555
  6982. 01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:50,892
  6983. Yeah.
  6984.  
  6985. 1556
  6986. 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:52,569
  6987. Oh, I've heard so
  6988. much about you.
  6989.  
  6990. 1557
  6991. 01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:54,571
  6992. I'm Carl.
  6993.  
  6994. 1558
  6995. 01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:59,242
  6996. Carl, I think you're gonna
  6997.  
  6998. 1559
  6999. 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:01,490
  7000. need to explain to
  7001. me what's going on.
  7002.  
  7003. 1560
  7004. 01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:08,244
  7005. Baby, I think I
  7006. figured something out,
  7007.  
  7008. 1561
  7009. 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,829
  7010. and we're gonna call it
  7011. "The Carl."
  7012.  
  7013. 1562
  7014. 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:14,378
  7015. Feeling good?
  7016.  
  7017. 1563
  7018. 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,843
  7019. If good means nervous.
  7020.  
  7021. 1564
  7022. 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,215
  7023. A Baby Ruth?
  7024.  
  7025. 1565
  7026. 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,013
  7027. Sometimes a Baby Ruth
  7028. is just a candy bar.
  7029.  
  7030. 1566
  7031. 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,972
  7032. The tournament is cancelled but
  7033. I'm sure Dan is still here.
  7034.  
  7035. 1567
  7036. 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:29,931
  7037. This has to work.
  7038.  
  7039. 1568
  7040. 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,586
  7041. You heard what those bums said,
  7042. we have to make these rich guys
  7043.  
  7044. 1569
  7045. 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:33,894
  7046. wanna give us money.
  7047.  
  7048. 1570
  7049. 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,729
  7050. Make'em need to give it to us.
  7051.  
  7052. 1571
  7053. 01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:38,611
  7054. It's fourth and goal, no time
  7055. on the clock, you got the ball,
  7056.  
  7057. 1572
  7058. 01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:40,237
  7059. and I'll just follow your lead.
  7060.  
  7061. 1573
  7062. 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:48,043
  7063. Keep it close.
  7064.  
  7065. 1574
  7066. 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,130
  7067. Oh no, that's not
  7068. "fuck you,"
  7069.  
  7070. 1575
  7071. 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:54,831
  7072. that's somebody else.
  7073.  
  7074. 1576
  7075. 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,796
  7076. Can you wash it?
  7077.  
  7078. 1577
  7079. 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,719
  7080. That's fine.
  7081.  
  7082. 1578
  7083. 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,174
  7084. I have to go to the
  7085. locker room to clean up
  7086.  
  7087. 1579
  7088. 01:16:03,267 --> 01:16:04,929
  7089. and put on my secret weapon.
  7090.  
  7091. 1580
  7092. 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,760
  7093. - Meet you at the golf carts.
  7094. - Okay.
  7095.  
  7096. 1581
  7097. 01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:11,140
  7098. Okay, well then, where
  7099. did they go after that?
  7100.  
  7101. 1582
  7102. 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:12,974
  7103. I don't know.
  7104.  
  7105. 1583
  7106. 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:16,233
  7107. I mean, it seems to
  7108. change every 16 minutes.
  7109.  
  7110. 1584
  7111. 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,654
  7112. Frankly, I'm worried.
  7113.  
  7114. 1585
  7115. 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:22,906
  7116. And your mother, I mean, maybe
  7117. you know her better than me,
  7118.  
  7119. 1586
  7120. 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,578
  7121. but she seems a little unhinged.
  7122.  
  7123. 1587
  7124. 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:29,328
  7125. But the point is, I think
  7126. your surprise birthday party
  7127.  
  7128. 1588
  7129. 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,125
  7130. is a wonderful idea.
  7131.  
  7132. 1589
  7133. 01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,522
  7134. Have you ever seen
  7135. The Wedding Planner?
  7136.  
  7137. 1590
  7138. 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,162
  7139. - Mm.
  7140. - With J-Lo?
  7141.  
  7142. 1591
  7143. 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,918
  7144. That's short for Jennifer Lopez.
  7145.  
  7146. 1592
  7147. 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:39,797
  7148. Anyway, I love J-Lo,
  7149. and not just because she's
  7150.  
  7151. 1593
  7152. 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,630
  7153. a fellow latina,
  7154. I love her for her dancing,
  7155.  
  7156. 1594
  7157. 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:46,012
  7158. I love her for her singing,
  7159. I love her for her acting,
  7160.  
  7161. 1595
  7162. 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,934
  7163. but I never liked her perfume.
  7164.  
  7165. 1596
  7166. 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:49,227
  7167. It was gross.
  7168.  
  7169. 1597
  7170. 01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:52,932
  7171. Carl, I don't think
  7172. we're gonna have a party.
  7173.  
  7174. 1598
  7175. 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:55,816
  7176. I need to call my
  7177. Aunt Betty, and...
  7178.  
  7179. 1599
  7180. 01:16:55,903 --> 01:17:00,318
  7181. Okay, I need like 12 billion
  7182. aspirin and one ounce...
  7183.  
  7184. 1600
  7185. 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:03,991
  7186. Oh my god, who is
  7187. this hunk of stud hunk...
  7188.  
  7189. 1601
  7190. 01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:06,035
  7191. Jessie, this is Carl.
  7192.  
  7193. 1602
  7194. 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:09,536
  7195. He's, I guess, staying with us.
  7196.  
  7197. 1603
  7198. 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,833
  7199. Hi. I'm Jessie.
  7200.  
  7201. 1604
  7202. 01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,911
  7203. - Hi.
  7204. - Nice to meet you.
  7205.  
  7206. 1605
  7207. 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:17,793
  7208. Did you just call
  7209. me a hunk of stud?
  7210.  
  7211. 1606
  7212. 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:21,877
  7213. If I was a shark, man,
  7214. I would just chomp
  7215.  
  7216. 1607
  7217. 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,588
  7218. into you like a
  7219. little baby seal.
  7220.  
  7221. 1608
  7222. 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:33,055
  7223. Please god, don't let
  7224. this be a fucking dream.
  7225.  
  7226. 1609
  7227. 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:41,905
  7228. Hey, Andy.
  7229.  
  7230. 1610
  7231. 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:43,277
  7232. Danny boy.
  7233.  
  7234. 1611
  7235. 01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:45,484
  7236. Mm.
  7237.  
  7238. 1612
  7239. 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,639
  7240. Look at that, there's
  7241. Nancy at the bar.
  7242.  
  7243. 1613
  7244. 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,494
  7245. Ooh.
  7246.  
  7247. 1614
  7248. 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:49,867
  7249. Saluuut.
  7250.  
  7251. 1615
  7252. 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,368
  7253. Fancy Nancy.
  7254.  
  7255. 1616
  7256. 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,458
  7257. Hey guys.
  7258.  
  7259. 1617
  7260. 01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:54,159
  7261. Hey, Frank.
  7262.  
  7263. 1618
  7264. 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:55,494
  7265. Yeah, she's having a few.
  7266.  
  7267. 1619
  7268. 01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:58,316
  7269. Right now, she couldn't
  7270. see the hole in a ladder.
  7271.  
  7272. 1620
  7273. 01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:01,465
  7274. We've been
  7275. celebrating some good news.
  7276.  
  7277. 1621
  7278. 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:03,168
  7279. Oh, yeah?
  7280. What good news is that?
  7281.  
  7282. 1622
  7283. 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,174
  7284. Some Silicon Valley news.
  7285.  
  7286. 1623
  7287. 01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,300
  7288. Ooh.
  7289.  
  7290. 1624
  7291. 01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:08,598
  7292. Hiiii guys.
  7293.  
  7294. 1625
  7295. 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:12,598
  7296. Oh bummer, they
  7297. cancelled your game.
  7298.  
  7299. 1626
  7300. 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:13,804
  7301. I know, I know.
  7302.  
  7303. 1627
  7304. 01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:15,480
  7305. White balls, white
  7306. snow, you know.
  7307.  
  7308. 1628
  7309. 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,432
  7310. Well, white balls
  7311. are better than blue.
  7312.  
  7313. 1629
  7314. 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,937
  7315. You ever run track?
  7316.  
  7317. 1630
  7318. 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:21,270
  7319. Ever run track?
  7320. Ever run track?
  7321.  
  7322. 1631
  7323. 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,524
  7324. You mean with our feet?
  7325.  
  7326. 1632
  7327. 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:23,901
  7328. That's why they have golf carts.
  7329.  
  7330. 1633
  7331. 01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,857
  7332. Oh, stop right there baby.
  7333.  
  7334. 1634
  7335. 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:29,319
  7336. I need you to pay
  7337. attention and to focus,
  7338.  
  7339. 1635
  7340. 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:32,451
  7341. because I'm about
  7342. to organize you.
  7343.  
  7344. 1636
  7345. 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,873
  7346. Baby can we talk for a second.
  7347.  
  7348. 1637
  7349. 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:34,494
  7350. No.
  7351.  
  7352. 1638
  7353. 01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:35,792
  7354. No, Honey, I think...
  7355.  
  7356. 1639
  7357. 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,837
  7358. I talk to you all the time,
  7359. I'm sick of talking to you,
  7360.  
  7361. 1640
  7362. 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:39,923
  7363. I want to talk to them.
  7364.  
  7365. 1641
  7366. 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,672
  7367. Stop trying to control me.
  7368.  
  7369. 1642
  7370. 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:44,838
  7371. Enjoy the moment, fellas.
  7372.  
  7373. 1643
  7374. 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:50,716
  7375. Well, I used to
  7376. run four-person relays,
  7377.  
  7378. 1644
  7379. 01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,141
  7380. and this is how it works.
  7381.  
  7382. 1645
  7383. 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:57,064
  7384. The second fastest runner
  7385. usually starts the race.
  7386.  
  7387. 1646
  7388. 01:18:57,149 --> 01:19:00,392
  7389. That fucker needs
  7390. to get a good lead.
  7391.  
  7392. 1647
  7393. 01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:04,400
  7394. Andy, smart, hard worker.
  7395.  
  7396. 1648
  7397. 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,358
  7398. You've earned your money.
  7399.  
  7400. 1649
  7401. 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:08,451
  7402. Yes.
  7403.  
  7404. 1650
  7405. 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:13,747
  7406. So, I am going to make
  7407. you the first runner.
  7408.  
  7409. 1651
  7410. 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,199
  7411. Come with me.
  7412.  
  7413. 1652
  7414. 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:22,710
  7415. The second runner needs to
  7416. be solid, and dependable.
  7417.  
  7418. 1653
  7419. 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:23,800
  7420. That's you, Steve.
  7421.  
  7422. 1654
  7423. 01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:26,922
  7424. You've done well in Wall
  7425. Street, but you've never
  7426.  
  7427. 1655
  7428. 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:28,878
  7429. done anything...
  7430.  
  7431. 1656
  7432. 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,301
  7433. flashy.
  7434.  
  7435. 1657
  7436. 01:19:32,726 --> 01:19:36,265
  7437. I am so sorry Rob,
  7438. but the slowest
  7439.  
  7440. 1658
  7441. 01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:40,099
  7442. runner always runs third.
  7443.  
  7444. 1659
  7445. 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:44,232
  7446. I know that you're rich,
  7447. but it's family money, baby.
  7448.  
  7449. 1660
  7450. 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:47,064
  7451. You need to be hungry.
  7452.  
  7453. 1661
  7454. 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:50,946
  7455. Maybe today,
  7456. shock us baby please.
  7457.  
  7458. 1662
  7459. 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:54,992
  7460. And you, my Danny boy.
  7461.  
  7462. 1663
  7463. 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,790
  7464. You're fourth.
  7465.  
  7466. 1664
  7467. 01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,242
  7468. I'm never fourth.
  7469.  
  7470. 1665
  7471. 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:02,249
  7472. But the fourth runner is
  7473. always the fastest runner.
  7474.  
  7475. 1666
  7476. 01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:03,625
  7477. Ahh.
  7478.  
  7479. 1667
  7480. 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:07,050
  7481. He's also the smartest runner.
  7482.  
  7483. 1668
  7484. 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:10,174
  7485. Because he knows
  7486. what it takes to win.
  7487.  
  7488. 1669
  7489. 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:14,716
  7490. Either dig deep to
  7491. make up for the lost time,
  7492.  
  7493. 1670
  7494. 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:18,269
  7495. or run just fast
  7496. enough to hold the lead.
  7497.  
  7498. 1671
  7499. 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:22,224
  7500. I was always the fourth runner.
  7501.  
  7502. 1672
  7503. 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,777
  7504. Because I was very, very good.
  7505.  
  7506. 1673
  7507. 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,065
  7508. So, let's stretch.
  7509.  
  7510. 1674
  7511. 01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,116
  7512. Warm up.
  7513.  
  7514. 1675
  7515. 01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,615
  7516. And assume the position.
  7517.  
  7518. 1676
  7519. 01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:36,071
  7520. Okay, now I like this part.
  7521.  
  7522. 1677
  7523. 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,498
  7524. Isn't she something?
  7525.  
  7526. 1678
  7527. 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:39,415
  7528. Stand up, baby.
  7529.  
  7530. 1679
  7531. 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:41,538
  7532. So now what, we actually run?
  7533.  
  7534. 1680
  7535. 01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:46,043
  7536. Yes, and Frank is going to tell
  7537. you what's at the finish line.
  7538.  
  7539. 1681
  7540. 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,294
  7541. No. no, baby...
  7542.  
  7543. 1682
  7544. 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:49,501
  7545. We have no more room
  7546. for investors...
  7547.  
  7548. 1683
  7549. 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:52,178
  7550. Please, please,
  7551. Frank. I mean, you cannot
  7552.  
  7553. 1684
  7554. 01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:56,599
  7555. trust those millionaires
  7556. from Silicon Valley.
  7557.  
  7558. 1685
  7559. 01:20:56,685 --> 01:21:01,646
  7560. Silicon is fake,
  7561. like the fake silicon boobs,
  7562.  
  7563. 1686
  7564. 01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:04,270
  7565. they're fake millionaires,
  7566. they're nouveau rich.
  7567.  
  7568. 1687
  7569. 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,587
  7570. It's just a pitch,
  7571. it's a pitch...
  7572.  
  7573. 1688
  7574. 01:21:05,611 --> 01:21:07,193
  7575. Now you have to tell
  7576. him about the pig.
  7577.  
  7578. 1689
  7579. 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:07,985
  7580. Say the pitch, come on.
  7581.  
  7582. 1690
  7583. 01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:10,280
  7584. Tell them about the pig.
  7585. The pig!
  7586.  
  7587. 1691
  7588. 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,698
  7589. All right, all right, all right.
  7590.  
  7591. 1692
  7592. 01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,570
  7593. You know the phrase "burn down
  7594. the house to cook a pig?"
  7595.  
  7596. 1693
  7597. 01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,184
  7598. You don't have a lot of house
  7599. left, we have a lot of
  7600.  
  7601. 1694
  7602. 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,870
  7603. cooked pig?
  7604.  
  7605. 1695
  7606. 01:21:22,169 --> 01:21:23,563
  7607. A lot of bankruptcy filings
  7608. in this country right now,
  7609.  
  7610. 1696
  7611. 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:24,606
  7612. people have lost everything.
  7613.  
  7614. 1697
  7615. 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,041
  7616. They gambled
  7617. and they got wiped out.
  7618.  
  7619. 1698
  7620. 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,172
  7621. Have I got your attention?
  7622.  
  7623. 1699
  7624. 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:35,551
  7625. We help them sell
  7626. the barbecued pork.
  7627.  
  7628. 1700
  7629. 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:40,059
  7630. People browse yard
  7631. sales from home.
  7632.  
  7633. 1701
  7634. 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,558
  7635. It's called YardBay.
  7636.  
  7637. 1702
  7638. 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,685
  7639. Yeah baby.
  7640.  
  7641. 1703
  7642. 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:49,570
  7643. I like it.
  7644.  
  7645. 1704
  7646. 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:51,688
  7647. I like it.
  7648.  
  7649. 1705
  7650. 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,193
  7651. Let's talk.
  7652.  
  7653. 1706
  7654. 01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:56,026
  7655. And the winner is...
  7656. Dan!
  7657.  
  7658. 1707
  7659. 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,157
  7660. My wife is so...
  7661.  
  7662. 1708
  7663. 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:00,725
  7664. Your acting was brilliant.
  7665.  
  7666. 1709
  7667. 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:01,851
  7668. Well, I couldn't
  7669. have gotten home
  7670.  
  7671. 1710
  7672. 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,241
  7673. if you didn't put me on 3rd,
  7674. baby.
  7675.  
  7676. 1711
  7677. 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:04,621
  7678. I feel great.
  7679.  
  7680. 1712
  7681. 01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:05,897
  7682. Boy, it really was, wasn't it?
  7683.  
  7684. 1713
  7685. 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:07,162
  7686. I just did a Carl.
  7687.  
  7688. 1714
  7689. 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:10,670
  7690. My crazy made you look good,
  7691. and now they want YardBay!
  7692.  
  7693. 1715
  7694. 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,045
  7695. I'm gonna call Jason.
  7696.  
  7697. 1716
  7698. 01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:14,239
  7699. I need to have something to
  7700. show Dan over lunch tomorrow.
  7701.  
  7702. 1717
  7703. 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,424
  7704. Yes.
  7705.  
  7706. 1718
  7707. 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,885
  7708. Oh, Frank, is it over?
  7709.  
  7710. 1719
  7711. 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:20,638
  7712. Are we finally out
  7713. of this shit-storm?
  7714.  
  7715. 1720
  7716. 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:23,219
  7717. I don't know how, but I
  7718. think we did it, didn't we?
  7719.  
  7720. 1721
  7721. 01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:25,555
  7722. Who said you can't
  7723. unring a bell?
  7724.  
  7725. 1722
  7726. 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,149
  7727. Mom, Dad...
  7728.  
  7729. 1723
  7730. 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:29,601
  7731. Rachel.
  7732.  
  7733. 1724
  7734. 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,196
  7735. And I see you've met Carl.
  7736.  
  7737. 1725
  7738. 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:34,648
  7739. Nancy. I've been so worried.
  7740.  
  7741. 1726
  7742. 01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:36,403
  7743. Carl told me everything.
  7744.  
  7745. 1727
  7746. 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:40,783
  7747. I've tried piecing it
  7748. together, but I don't know.
  7749.  
  7750. 1728
  7751. 01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:43,616
  7752. I called Aunt Betty,
  7753. she's on her way here.
  7754.  
  7755. 1729
  7756. 01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:44,825
  7757. Great.
  7758.  
  7759. 1730
  7760. 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:47,285
  7761. Honey, it's Nigel.
  7762.  
  7763. 1731
  7764. 01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:49,332
  7765. Yes...
  7766.  
  7767. 1732
  7768. 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:51,084
  7769. Nige.
  7770.  
  7771. 1733
  7772. 01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:53,167
  7773. I'm sorry, did you
  7774. just call me "Nige?"
  7775.  
  7776. 1734
  7777. 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,968
  7778. Uh, it's possible. I knew
  7779. a guy called Adolf Dick once,
  7780.  
  7781. 1735
  7782. 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,254
  7783. that's a tough name, isn't it?
  7784.  
  7785. 1736
  7786. 01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:02,222
  7787. Listen, I just had an amazing
  7788. conversation with the police
  7789.  
  7790. 1737
  7791. 01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:06,100
  7792. who informed me that my
  7793. house has been burglarized.
  7794.  
  7795. 1738
  7796. 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:09,934
  7797. I'm about to board this flight,
  7798. and come home and start ripping
  7799.  
  7800. 1739
  7801. 01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,019
  7802. some new assholes.
  7803. All right?
  7804.  
  7805. 1740
  7806. 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,775
  7807. No, no, they caught the culprit,
  7808. everything's back in the house.
  7809.  
  7810. 1741
  7811. 01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:16,527
  7812. It's all good in
  7813. the hood, Nigel.
  7814.  
  7815. 1742
  7816. 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,859
  7817. Oh, oh the police found him?
  7818.  
  7819. 1743
  7820. 01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:21,194
  7821. They didn't let me know that.
  7822. All right, listen.
  7823.  
  7824. 1744
  7825. 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,996
  7826. I want the perpetrators,
  7827. I want them prosecuted
  7828.  
  7829. 1745
  7830. 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:25,823
  7831. and I want them sent to jail,
  7832. okay?
  7833.  
  7834. 1746
  7835. 01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:26,954
  7836. No, no, Nigel.
  7837.  
  7838. 1747
  7839. 01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:29,878
  7840. The thief was hit by a
  7841. car and a bike and a rock.
  7842.  
  7843. 1748
  7844. 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,579
  7845. Isn't that punishment enough?
  7846.  
  7847. 1749
  7848. 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:34,837
  7849. You know, even 5000 miles away
  7850. I can still smell the bullshit.
  7851.  
  7852. 1750
  7853. 01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,168
  7854. I'm getting on this plane.
  7855.  
  7856. 1751
  7857. 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,072
  7858. Or, I could go take a
  7859. picture of your living room
  7860.  
  7861. 1752
  7862. 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:40,804
  7863. and send it to you, and you
  7864. could see how it's pristine.
  7865.  
  7866. 1753
  7867. 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:44,759
  7868. Yeah. Send it.
  7869.  
  7870. 1754
  7871. 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:54,482
  7872. All right, I understand
  7873. that you must be mad.
  7874.  
  7875. 1755
  7876. 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:58,064
  7877. Mom, I'm mad that you didn't
  7878. trust me enough to tell me
  7879.  
  7880. 1756
  7881. 01:23:58,158 --> 01:23:59,444
  7882. what was going on.
  7883.  
  7884. 1757
  7885. 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:03,825
  7886. And also, I'm mad
  7887. that I missed out
  7888.  
  7889. 1758
  7890. 01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:06,998
  7891. on seeing my amazing
  7892. parents in action.
  7893.  
  7894. 1759
  7895. 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:09,500
  7896. I wish I could have been there,
  7897.  
  7898. 1760
  7899. 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,920
  7900. because I'll never stop
  7901. learning from you guys.
  7902.  
  7903. 1761
  7904. 01:24:13,674 --> 01:24:15,540
  7905. Rachel.
  7906.  
  7907. 1762
  7908. 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:21,758
  7909. Come upstairs to my closet.
  7910.  
  7911. 1763
  7912. 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,430
  7913. It's now a panic room.
  7914.  
  7915. 1764
  7916. 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:25,307
  7917. Hey pervert.
  7918.  
  7919. 1765
  7920. 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,394
  7921. What did we tell you
  7922. about coming back here?
  7923.  
  7924. 1766
  7925. 01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,271
  7926. Where's the main deviant?
  7927.  
  7928. 1767
  7929. 01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:35,361
  7930. Jason?
  7931.  
  7932. 1768
  7933. 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:37,812
  7934. Don't worry, Rach.
  7935. I got this.
  7936.  
  7937. 1769
  7938. 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:40,614
  7939. No Jason,
  7940. don't mess with these guys.
  7941.  
  7942. 1770
  7943. 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:43,660
  7944. Frank, we
  7945. have a problema!
  7946.  
  7947. 1771
  7948. 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:47,238
  7949. No, no, no. Nobody speaks to
  7950. Mrs. Teagarten like that.
  7951.  
  7952. 1772
  7953. 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,370
  7954. What you got there, ironsides?
  7955. A cap gun?
  7956.  
  7957. 1773
  7958. 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,621
  7959. Tasers.
  7960.  
  7961. 1774
  7962. 01:24:51,712 --> 01:24:52,873
  7963. I carry rent money.
  7964.  
  7965. 1775
  7966. 01:24:57,676 --> 01:24:59,759
  7967. Holy shit,
  7968. those are police tasers.
  7969.  
  7970. 1776
  7971. 01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,677
  7972. Oh, I want that fucker.
  7973.  
  7974. 1777
  7975. 01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:03,324
  7976. Be prepared to meet your...
  7977. - Give me one.
  7978.  
  7979. 1778
  7980. 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:04,930
  7981. Hey, kids.
  7982. What are you guys doing here?
  7983.  
  7984. 1779
  7985. 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,349
  7986. An X-26-6000?
  7987.  
  7988. 1780
  7989. 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,079
  7990. I'm just right in the middle
  7991. of something super important.
  7992.  
  7993. 1781
  7994. 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,516
  7995. - We really don't want these...
  7996. - Back off you stupid fuck.
  7997.  
  7998. 1782
  7999. 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:11,606
  8000. Fight me!
  8001.  
  8002. 1783
  8003. 01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:12,513
  8004. Who are you kids?
  8005. Please leave me be...
  8006.  
  8007. 1784
  8008. 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:13,644
  8009. Suck a fat one.
  8010.  
  8011. 1785
  8012. 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:14,850
  8013. My girlfriend is watching!
  8014.  
  8015. 1786
  8016. 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:15,943
  8017. Pussy!
  8018.  
  8019. 1787
  8020. 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,348
  8021. Take the tasers,
  8022. you wore me down.
  8023.  
  8024. 1788
  8025. 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,321
  8026. Who are you?
  8027.  
  8028. 1789
  8029. 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:22,489
  8030. I'm Plumber.
  8031.  
  8032. 1790
  8033. 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,450
  8034. Ugh!
  8035.  
  8036. 1791
  8037. 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:26,619
  8038. Ready for some shock
  8039. and awe, fuckers?
  8040.  
  8041. 1792
  8042. 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:27,741
  8043. Amen.
  8044.  
  8045. 1793
  8046. 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:32,416
  8047. Kneel before your god.
  8048.  
  8049. 1794
  8050. 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:35,106
  8051. You guys are wonderful children.
  8052. Both of you.
  8053.  
  8054. 1795
  8055. 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:36,211
  8056. All right guys.
  8057.  
  8058. 1796
  8059. 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:38,756
  8060. All right, we're good.
  8061.  
  8062. 1797
  8063. 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,862
  8064. Yeah, for once we're having
  8065. fucking fun in our lives,
  8066.  
  8067. 1798
  8068. 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,197
  8069. because you never gave us a good
  8070. childhood, so can you just like,
  8071.  
  8072. 1799
  8073. 01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:44,382
  8074. let us have fun?
  8075.  
  8076. 1800
  8077. 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,190
  8078. Nice.
  8079.  
  8080. 1801
  8081. 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,276
  8082. All right. We're done.
  8083.  
  8084. 1802
  8085. 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,105
  8086. ...that was amazing.
  8087.  
  8088. 1803
  8089. 01:25:58,195 --> 01:25:59,195
  8090. Thanks, baby.
  8091.  
  8092. 1804
  8093. 01:26:01,114 --> 01:26:02,855
  8094. Okay, I understand the impulse.
  8095.  
  8096. 1805
  8097. 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,277
  8098. But let's have no more of
  8099. this vigilante justice, okay?
  8100.  
  8101. 1806
  8102. 01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:08,661
  8103. We have to have law and order.
  8104. Believe me, I would know.
  8105.  
  8106. 1807
  8107. 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,961
  8108. All right, listen up.
  8109.  
  8110. 1808
  8111. 01:26:18,048 --> 01:26:19,459
  8112. We've got two minutes.
  8113.  
  8114. 1809
  8115. 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:20,881
  8116. Everything inside.
  8117.  
  8118. 1810
  8119. 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,801
  8120. Sir, you really need to board.
  8121.  
  8122. 1811
  8123. 01:26:24,888 --> 01:26:26,504
  8124. Yeah, all right, all right.
  8125.  
  8126. 1812
  8127. 01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:33,307
  8128. All right, uh, pull my bags off
  8129. the plane, I'm going to Nepal.
  8130.  
  8131. 1813
  8132. 01:26:33,397 --> 01:26:34,638
  8133. You can't be serious.
  8134.  
  8135. 1814
  8136. 01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,973
  8137. Yeah, hurry up, come on, lady!
  8138. Let's go.
  8139.  
  8140. 1815
  8141. 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:38,774
  8142. Pull the trigger on my bags.
  8143.  
  8144. 1816
  8145. 01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:42,604
  8146. Uh, airport security
  8147. to Gate B31.
  8148.  
  8149. 1817
  8150. 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,906
  8151. Wait, why, 'cause
  8152. I called you lady?
  8153.  
  8154. 1818
  8155. 01:26:44,991 --> 01:26:46,111
  8156. You said the word "trigger."
  8157.  
  8158. 1819
  8159. 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,961
  8160. It's not a great word
  8161. around here these days.
  8162.  
  8163. 1820
  8164. 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,779
  8165. Oh, you called the pigs,
  8166. you fucking stupid...
  8167.  
  8168. 1821
  8169. 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,660
  8170. Oh. He is a lady,
  8171. that's his... Ugh.
  8172.  
  8173. 1822
  8174. 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,142
  8175. Good luck.
  8176.  
  8177. 1823
  8178. 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,236
  8179. Bye.
  8180.  
  8181. 1824
  8182. 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,731
  8183. Oh, Frank.
  8184.  
  8185. 1825
  8186. 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:26,439
  8187. So, I can't talk you
  8188. out of this, right?
  8189.  
  8190. 1826
  8191. 01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:28,195
  8192. No, honey, you can't.
  8193.  
  8194. 1827
  8195. 01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:29,571
  8196. Good.
  8197.  
  8198. 1828
  8199. 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:30,822
  8200. More than good.
  8201.  
  8202. 1829
  8203. 01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:50,053
  8204. Is this Rose?
  8205.  
  8206. 1830
  8207. 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:54,141
  8208. Hi Rose, I am Nancy.
  8209.  
  8210. 1831
  8211. 01:27:54,227 --> 01:27:55,684
  8212. Where's my daddy?
  8213.  
  8214. 1832
  8215. 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:58,354
  8216. Your daddy couldn't come,
  8217. but he sent me to get you
  8218.  
  8219. 1833
  8220. 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,978
  8221. and you're going to see
  8222. him really, really soon.
  8223.  
  8224. 1834
  8225. 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:03,810
  8226. Meanwhile, I'm gonna
  8227. be taking care of you.
  8228.  
  8229. 1835
  8230. 01:28:03,904 --> 01:28:04,769
  8231. Is that all right?
  8232.  
  8233. 1836
  8234. 01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:06,024
  8235. Is he in jail?
  8236.  
  8237. 1837
  8238. 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,946
  8239. Sometimes he goes to jail.
  8240.  
  8241. 1838
  8242. 01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:11,572
  8243. You shouldn't worry about
  8244. that, you must be so tired.
  8245.  
  8246. 1839
  8247. 01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:13,869
  8248. And hungry.
  8249. Are you hungry?
  8250.  
  8251. 1840
  8252. 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:17,201
  8253. Thank you very much.
  8254.  
  8255. 1841
  8256. 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:20,285
  8257. You're so brave that
  8258. you came all that way.
  8259.  
  8260. 1842
  8261. 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:21,378
  8262. Were you scared?
  8263.  
  8264. 1843
  8265. 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,463
  8266. A little.
  8267.  
  8268. 1844
  8269. 01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,632
  8270. Turkey, turkey!
  8271.  
  8272. 1845
  8273. 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:41,393
  8274. O'Henry once said that
  8275. love and family and country
  8276.  
  8277. 1846
  8278. 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:44,567
  8279. are nothing but shadows of
  8280. words when a man is starving.
  8281.  
  8282. 1847
  8283. 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:47,482
  8284. And today, we are not starving.
  8285.  
  8286. 1848
  8287. 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,108
  8288. I'm glad you're all here.
  8289.  
  8290. 1849
  8291. 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:53,239
  8292. O'Henry once said
  8293. that love and family and country
  8294.  
  8295. 1850
  8296. 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:55,285
  8297. all together is...
  8298.  
  8299. 1851
  8300. 01:28:56,456 --> 01:28:57,572
  8301. Uh...
  8302.  
  8303. 1852
  8304. 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:00,833
  8305. You're right.
  8306.  
  8307. 1853
  8308. 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:02,035
  8309. I'm a douche.
  8310.  
  8311. 1854
  8312. 01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:05,046
  8313. Yes!
  8314.  
  8315. 1855
  8316. 01:29:05,131 --> 01:29:09,216
  8317. Yes, you most
  8318. certainly are a douche.
  8319.  
  8320. 1856
  8321. 01:29:11,221 --> 01:29:13,929
  8322. And that is the first
  8323. step towards recovery.
  8324.  
  8325. 1857
  8326. 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:14,926
  8327. Thank you.
  8328.  
  8329. 1858
  8330. 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:17,884
  8331. Okay, okay, here we go.
  8332.  
  8333. 1859
  8334. 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:22,805
  8335. I'm thankful that we got rid of
  8336. our stuck up, useless friends.
  8337.  
  8338. 1860
  8339. 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:26,105
  8340. Our new ones
  8341. are a little strange,
  8342.  
  8343. 1861
  8344. 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,277
  8345. but they are true friends.
  8346.  
  8347. 1862
  8348. 01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:32,990
  8349. I am so thankful that I
  8350. married the love of my life
  8351.  
  8352. 1863
  8353. 01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:38,071
  8354. and that I know my Frank
  8355. and I can overcome anything,
  8356.  
  8357. 1864
  8358. 01:29:38,164 --> 01:29:40,656
  8359. as long as we are together.
  8360.  
  8361. 1865
  8362. 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:44,915
  8363. Rose, Rachel?
  8364.  
  8365. 1866
  8366. 01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:48,464
  8367. Thank god for Baby Ruths.
  8368.  
  8369. 1867
  8370. 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:51,717
  8371. Okay, who's hungry?
  8372.  
  8373. 1868
  8374. 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:53,010
  8375. Me.
  8376.  
  8377. 1869
  8378. 01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:54,177
  8379. For my new friend.
  8380.  
  8381. 1870
  8382. 01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:57,257
  8383. ♪ Welcome back, it's so
  8384. good to have you home ♪
  8385.  
  8386. 1871
  8387. 01:29:57,350 --> 01:30:00,434
  8388. ♪ Welcome back,
  8389. you've been gone so long ♪
  8390.  
  8391. 1872
  8392. 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,603
  8393. Well, that's our story.
  8394.  
  8395. 1873
  8396. 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,682
  8397. Frank and Nancy lived in Jason's
  8398. trailer court for a while,
  8399.  
  8400. 1874
  8401. 01:30:05,775 --> 01:30:08,313
  8402. and Frank took the job
  8403. snipping catalytic converters.
  8404.  
  8405. 1875
  8406. 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:09,985
  8407. He's pretty darn good at it.
  8408.  
  8409. 1876
  8410. 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:13,314
  8411. They rented the house to Carl,
  8412. and they all worked night
  8413.  
  8414. 1877
  8415. 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:14,615
  8416. and day on YardBay.
  8417.  
  8418. 1878
  8419. 01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:17,159
  8420. Last time we checked it was
  8421. getting pretty darn huge.
  8422.  
  8423. 1879
  8424. 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:20,158
  8425. And it all started
  8426. when they got drunk.
  8427.  
  8428. 1880
  8429. 01:30:20,248 --> 01:30:21,705
  8430. And because they were drunk,
  8431.  
  8432. 1881
  8433. 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,874
  8434. drunk with love
  8435. for their daughter.
  8436.  
  8437. 1882
  8438. 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,873
  8439. And like the saying goes,
  8440. a drunk man's actions are
  8441.  
  8442. 1883
  8443. 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:28,545
  8444. a sober man's thoughts.
  8445.  
  8446. 1884
  8447. 01:30:28,632 --> 01:30:31,420
  8448. They were drunk parents.
  8449.  
  8450. 1885
  8451. 01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:35,253
  8452. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
  8453.  
  8454. 1886
  8455. 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,634
  8456. ♪ Welcome home, ♪
  8457.  
  8458. 1887
  8459. 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,010
  8460. ♪ Welcome home ♪
  8461.  
  8462. 1888
  8463. 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:43,765
  8464. ♪ Oh, oooh, ♪
  8465.  
  8466. 1889
  8467. 01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,862
  8468. ♪ Welcome home, Ooh. ♪
  8469.  
  8470. 1890
  8471. 01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:56,362
  8472. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
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