Greeting Rewriter Anti-Slop

Codeblock 4: Exclude rhetorical questions, euphemisms, excessive dramatic phrasing, similes, filler, vagueness, sugarcoating, fluff, mentioning eyes/voice/lips/air/anticipation/bonds/challenge in any key is absolutely forbidden; COMPLETELY avoid utilizing common turns of phrase found in literature, clichés and cringe epithets/expressions ("eyes sparkling with X", "air charged", "mischief", etc.) - instead, text MUST be factual and simple.