Big Dicked Moxxie

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #832/#777
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This whole thing begins and ends with Big Dcked Moxxie.
The whole show, every storyline of Helluva Boss, every plot thread is entering this confluence.
Big Dcked Moxxie is the swan song.
It's all heading there.
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>Blitzo and Loona discover that Moxxie has a huge dck and start being much nicer to him in hopes of getting a ride on it
>Striker and Stella find out about Moxxie's ridiculous rod and call off the assassination so they'll have time to pursue him
>Stella and Stolas's marriage is healed through their mutual desire for huge imp cck
>Charlie hears through the grapevine about the imp who's also a tripod
>She recruits him for the hotel
>Sinners start lining up around the block to join, pledging to renounce their wicked ways if they can just get a turn playing with the Mox Cox
>Reformed sinners start flooding Heaven en masse
>Adina is all like "oh this ain't gonna fly" and dispatches all the exterminators to the hotel for an out-of-season massacre
>They get one look at Moxxie's apocalyptic piece of fuckmeat and throw down their arms to get horny all over that imp
>Adina starts fuming over the mass betrayal and descends into Hell to put an end to this problem herself
>But when she gets there she's all like "Oh shit I didn't realize it was THAT big. I really should have listened to you"
>All exterminations are cancelled so Heavens armies can take turns riding Moxxie's dck
>God awakens from his ten thousand year slumber and wonders where everyone is
>Checks all the circles of Heaven, then checks the earth
>No one
>Did they all go to Hell?
>What for?
>Descends into Hell and sees Moxxie surrounded by vast acres of blissed out demons and angels with rivers of imp cum dripping out of their holes
>"Ha, nice"
>"Up top bro"
>God fist bumps Moxxie and goes out to get some sandwiches
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