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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- ("Young Love" by Sonny James)
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- ♪
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- ♪ They say for
- every boy and girl
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- 00:00:22,871 --> 00:00:26,239
- ♪ There's just one love
- in this whole world
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- 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:34,681
- ♪ And I know I found mine
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- 00:00:34,683 --> 00:00:36,882
- ♪ The heavenly touch
- of your embrace
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- 00:00:36,884 --> 00:00:39,419
- ♪ Tells me no one
- could take your place
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- 00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:43,857
- ♪ Ever
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- 00:00:43,859 --> 00:00:46,229
- ♪ In my heart ♪
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- 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,897
- (Door Bangs)
- (Laughing)
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- 00:00:50,899 --> 00:00:51,898
- Oh I love this woman!
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- 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:52,866
- Kiss me!
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- 00:00:52,868 --> 00:00:55,702
- Dan: Mwah, mwah,
- mwah, mwah, mwah.
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- I love you.
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- 00:00:56,771 --> 00:00:57,770
- I love her.
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- I love you, I love you.
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- 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,775
- Congratulations, congratulations,
- good luck to you
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- and your baby.
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- 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:04,711
- Congratulations,
- congratulations.
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- 00:01:04,713 --> 00:01:05,915
- Dan:
- I love her!
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- Thank you!
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- Good night!
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- 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:11,285
- ♪ Young love (young love)
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- ♪ first love (first love)
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- ♪ Ever true
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- ♪ Devotion
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- ♪ Young love (young love)
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- ♪ our love (our love)
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- ♪ We share with thee emotion ♪
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- 00:01:35,743 --> 00:01:39,345
- (Acoustic Guitar Music)
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- ♪
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- ♪ Just one kiss
- from your sweet lips
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- ♪ Will tell me that
- your love is real
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- ♪ And I can feel that it's true
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- ♪ We will vow to one another
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- ♪ There will never
- be another love
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- ♪ For you ♪
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- 00:02:19,821 --> 00:02:23,026
- (Distant Siren Wails)
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- Wife.
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- Ew.
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- You're my wife.
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- Don't say that word.
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- - Wife, wife, wife, wife.
- - Ew!
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- Wife.
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- My wife.
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- Husband.
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- - Oh.
- - Oh.
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- Husband.
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- That really works
- for me, though.
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- I like that.
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- Franny:
- Oh!
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- Dan:
- We got married, Mom!
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- [Laughing] Pearl:
- Oh my God, oh my God!
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- Did you hear that, Jim?
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- I'm so happy Danny
- that you are married.
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- Dan: Yeah, yeah, I made an
- honest woman out of her.
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- Aren't you going to
- say anything, Nate?
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- Congratulations, honey.
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- Thanks, Dad.
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- What? They
- already did it.
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- What's there to say?
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- Pearl:
- Joanne, Nate,
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- you'll have to come visit us.
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- Oh, Pearl that-that
- sounds just lovely.
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- Pearl:
- Sorry, you're frozen again.
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- What was that?
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- Oh, okay Mom, I think um
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- I'm going to find
- some better wifi here.
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- Um, can you hear me now?
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- Pearl:
- Ah, it's still off Danny.
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- Dan: Mom?
- Pearl: Hello?
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- Dan:
- The more you move around
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- Yep.
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- Dan:
- Can you just
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- stop rotating the camera.
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- [Whispering] I need coffee.
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- What are you two going
- to do about money?
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- I don't know, Mom.
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- Make it.
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- Neither one of you has a job.
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- Franny:
- Dan's a very good actor.
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- Joanne:
- Who's never booked a gig.
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- He has booked gigs.
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- He's booked tons of gigs.
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- I don't know why you
- quit working at the firm.
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- Your father could
- still use your help.
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- Franny: Mom, I told you.
- I'm a writer.
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- If I take a job then
- I'm suddenly that thing
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- and I'm not a writer.
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- We're giving you money.
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- We don't need it.
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- I just wish that you
- would have invited us.
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- [Laughing] Dan:
- I know.
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- Oh, great.
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- You guys made coffee?
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- Amazing.
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- Mom, you see this kitchen?
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- - Pearl: Yes, it's beautiful.
- - See the kitchen?
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- - Pearl: Oh, it's so (mutters).
- - Mom, it's a good kitchen.
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- (Orchestral Music)
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- ♪
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- Dan: Can you grab that for me?
- Franny: Yeah.
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- (Clunking & Banging)
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- Franny:
- You want me to do it?
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- I can do it.
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- I can do it.
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- You just got to twist the thing.
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- Dan: I gotI got it.
- Franny: No, you
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- Dan:
- I got it.
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- It's hard.
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- Do you feel better?
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- Your little tummy.
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- My tum tum?
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- Your tum tum.
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- ♪ You were all that
- I could want ♪
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- Franny: You can have
- as much as you want.
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- We're rich now.
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- Woman:
- Really?
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- Franny: Yeah, we got all this
- free money from our wedding.
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- Maia: Shit man, maybe
- I should get married.
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- I'm so poor still.
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- Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
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- So far we've gotten like
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- $800 from like,
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- aunts and uncles and
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- my mom's weird Mormon friends.
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- That's amazing.
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- We should get hitched.
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- Cheyenne:
- We'll get hitched.
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- Just get loaded, yeah.
- Franny: Mmhmm.
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- All right, let's do it.
- Cheyenne: Okay.
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- (Women Chuckle)
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- Dan:
- You guys want burnt hot dogs?
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- I'm sorry, I left them on
- the grill too long and
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- I just, I was not thinking and
- I was looking, drinking beer
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- It's okay.
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- Maia: Aw, married!
- Cheyenne: Married!
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- Okay. Okay.
- (Giggling)
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- Cheyenne:
- You're married, you're married!
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- Dan:
- I know. I'm a married man.
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- Don't touch me like that!
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- (Laughing)
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- Franny:
- That's cute.
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- Dan:
- You guys want anymore beers?
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- Whoa, that was a nice one.
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- Cheyenne: You would fuck my
- grandpa, that's for sure.
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- Maia: 'Course I would!
- He's a sexual man.
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- Cheyenne:
- I wouldn't put that past you.
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- You were always the
- first to do everything.
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- Franny:
- That's not true.
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- Cheyenne:
- Oh, my God. It's so true.
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- - No!
- - Yes, you kissed a boy first.
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- Spin the bottle with
- Michael Lapner?
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- That doesn't count.
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- It does count.
- [Laughing] Franny: No way.
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- You gave a blow job first.
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- But I taught you the
- proper technique.
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- You know, twist, twist.
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- Lick, lick.
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- No teeth.
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- (Fake Moans)
- Franny: Grandma, oh, oh!
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- (Laughing)
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- Franny:
- How sad and gross.
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- Yeah.
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- Franny:
- Ew, we were just little kids.
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- I know.
- Kids giving blow jobs.
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- Franny:
- That's wrong, that's wrong.
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- Thinking about
- that now is like
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- We were little.
- Franny: That's fucked up.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- You were the one to
- get pregnant first.
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- Cheyenne:
- Yeah, I won that one.
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- But this is big.
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- Yeah.
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- Cheyenne:
- Dude, it's big.
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- You should throw a party.
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- Franny:
- That's what we're doing.
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- No, like a real party.
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- Like a real wedding.
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- Franny:
- No, no no, no.
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- All that wedding bullshit.
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- It's not really our thing.
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- Oh, come on.
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- Of course it's your thing.
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- - No.
- - It's everyone's thing.
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- Let's celebrate.
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- - I don't know.
- - Fine.
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- I guess it's easier
- to just run away,
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- go to the courthouse,
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- have no one watching.
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- No, it was cheaper.
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- Cheyenne:
- Mmhmm.
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- How did your mom take it?
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- She flipped.
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- Oh!
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- - Joanne.
- - Joanne!
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- - Fuckin' Big J.
- - Big J!
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- - Big J, J!
- - J's in the house.
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- (Giggling)
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- Cheyenne:
- Oh, she must have flipped.
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- Oh, it was-oh it was like,
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- the worst day of
- her life for sure.
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- Cheyenne:
- Oh, got a text.
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- Franny:
- What?
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- Oh, holy shit.
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- This fucking guy, oh, okay.
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- Listen to this.
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- Okay, "I want to shave your
- pussy and put it on my face."
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- - Franny: Oh, shit!
- - Yeah.
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- That's awesome.
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- You have to date him.
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- ♪ But I leave the
- ending up to you
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- 00:08:19,914 --> 00:08:24,383
- ♪ The ending up to you ♪
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- 00:08:24,385 --> 00:08:27,320
- (Acoustic Guitar Music)
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- 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:28,755
- Man On TV:
- At this point
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- I'm running against the clock
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- and I taste the
- soup and I decide
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- I'm fed up.
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- (Mutters) gas your reflux.
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- Man on TV:
- Throw them in the mixer.
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- It's a big gamble but
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- it's the risk
- I've got to take.
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- 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,066
- (Loud Beeping)
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- 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,102
- Shit.
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- Come on.
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- 00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:48,010
- (Loud Beeping)
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- It's the second time
- it's done it this week.
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- 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,181
- - I know.
- - I need to get a new one.
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- I know.
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- Dan:
- Oh, wow.
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- I'm going to flip
- my hair for you.
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- Dan:
- Hair flip, yeah.
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- Say what you want,
- that works for me.
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- 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,795
- - I think it does.
- - Yeah.
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- Yeah, it's good.
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- 00:09:09,063 --> 00:09:11,130
- It's the-it's the,
- looks like a mermaid.
- 238
- 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:12,898
- Franny:
- Yeah.
- 239
- 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,800
- - Ooh?
- - Oh, it's like
- 240
- 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:14,667
- - Dan: It's common pasties.
- - Oh!
- 241
- 00:09:14,669 --> 00:09:16,137
- - Dan: I get it.
- - Yeah.
- 242
- 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:20,875
- - Is your rash gone?
- - Yeah.
- 243
- 00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:23,878
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 244
- 00:09:25,079 --> 00:09:26,281
- Dan:
- All cleared up.
- 245
- 00:09:33,121 --> 00:09:34,756
- (Phone Beeps)
- 246
- 00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:45,333
- Oh, fuck.
- 247
- 00:09:48,937 --> 00:09:50,005
- Dan:
- Hey, I gotta piss.
- 248
- 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:53,808
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 249
- 00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:03,952
- Oh, fuck!
- 250
- 00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:08,955
- (Atmospheric Music)
- 251
- 00:10:08,957 --> 00:10:16,262
- ♪
- 252
- 00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:18,031
- Hailey: Thanks for
- taking care of the place
- 253
- 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,998
- and Pablo gets one of
- these morning and night.
- 254
- 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,468
- Cool?
- Dan: Yeah, cool, cool.
- 255
- 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,037
- Great.
- Hailey: Okay.
- 256
- 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:25,908
- Dan:
- Great. Awesome, thank you.
- 257
- 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,941
- This is uh,
- 258
- 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:31,109
- this is a really nice
- place that you got here.
- 259
- 00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:33,546
- Thanks, yeah, I
- bought it last year.
- 260
- 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,181
- You own this place?
- 261
- 00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:36,516
- Yeah.
- 262
- 00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:39,152
- I mean, it's a bit much
- though, don't you think?
- 263
- 00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,119
- I don't know, I mean,
- you work hard,
- 264
- 00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:42,491
- so you deserve it.
- 265
- 00:10:46,227 --> 00:10:47,994
- Hailey: Do you like
- being a dog walker?
- 266
- 00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:50,463
- Uh, no, no, I hate it.
- 267
- 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,301
- Actually, I'm scared of dogs.
- 268
- 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,368
- No, I'm terrified of dogs.
- 269
- 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,402
- Uh, I don't
- 270
- 00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,303
- it's a deep-seeded
- like childhood
- 271
- 00:10:58,305 --> 00:11:00,205
- kind of phobia
- thing that I have.
- 272
- 00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:01,409
- Oh.
- 273
- 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:02,975
- Are you serious?
- 274
- 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:05,143
- No, I'm joking 'cause
- that would be weird
- 275
- 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:06,144
- if I was a dog walker.
- 276
- 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,146
- - Yeah, it would.
- - Yeah that's-
- 277
- 00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:08,147
- You're an asshole, so.
- 278
- 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:09,552
- Well, you're dumb.
- 279
- 00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:14,590
- Cool.
- 280
- 00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:21,226
- (Wind Blowing)
- 281
- 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:24,232
- (Leaf Blower Whirs)
- 282
- 00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:30,369
- Dan:
- Oh, you got groceries!
- 283
- 00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,241
- Franny: Hi, baby.
- Dan: Thank you.
- 284
- 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,276
- Oh, you got popsicles too.
- 285
- 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,344
- Franny:
- But don't, I mean,
- 286
- 00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:40,279
- there's only a few
- of them in there.
- 287
- 00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:42,116
- (Humming)
- 288
- 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,056
- Franny:
- I found some noodles.
- 289
- 00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:50,690
- So I forgot to
- tell you, but, um,
- 290
- 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:51,894
- I got a job.
- 291
- 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,095
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 292
- 00:11:56,097 --> 00:11:59,065
- A real like, adult person,
- 293
- 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,566
- human job job.
- 294
- 00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:02,034
- Don't look that surprised.
- 295
- 00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:03,436
- Franny [Laughing]:
- No, no, no, that's great.
- 296
- 00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:04,604
- Dan:
- That's embarrassing.
- 297
- 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:05,604
- I'm so sorry.
- 298
- 00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:07,072
- That's so good!
- 299
- 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,074
- This is so good.
- 300
- 00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,207
- I'm sorry.
- 301
- 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,043
- - This is so great.
- - Yeah.
- 302
- 00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:12,711
- What's the job?
- 303
- 00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:16,316
- Um, so you know that
- actress uh Hailey Turner?
- 304
- 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,584
- Uh, I don't know her.
- 305
- 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,253
- Oh. She was in um the
- "Hotel Romania" movie,
- 306
- 00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,156
- "The Last Bucharesting Place".
- 307
- 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,456
- Oh yeah, that sounds awful.
- 308
- 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,627
- Yeah, well, they're
- going to do another one.
- 309
- 00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:29,262
- She's going to Lithuania
- to shoot another one, so.
- 310
- 00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:30,466
- Oh, my god.
- 311
- 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,599
- Did you get a part
- in the movie?
- 312
- 00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,301
- - Uh.
- - Oh my god,
- 313
- 00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,237
- you're going to look so cute
- 314
- 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,973
- getting hacked to bits,
- you're so cute!
- 315
- 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:43,976
- No, I got a job housesitting
- for her for six months.
- 316
- 00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:46,112
- - Yeah.
- - That's cool.
- 317
- 00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:49,148
- We'll have like a cool not
- shitty apartment to live in
- 318
- 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,283
- and they have like,
- HBO and a pool,
- 319
- 00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:53,319
- and I think I saw this
- trampoline at one point,
- 320
- 00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:57,657
- which is cool and we only
- have to take care of like,
- 321
- 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,758
- like her dogs so like,
- 322
- 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,125
- one's a puppy and
- the other one,
- 323
- 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,963
- I think there's
- something wrong with it.
- 324
- 00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,232
- Right?
- 325
- 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,599
- We got to live in a cool
- house for six months.
- 326
- 00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:08,600
- No, that's cool.
- 327
- 00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,268
- - Dan: Yeah.
- - I mean, it's money,
- 328
- 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,138
- which is great.
- Dan: Yeah, yeah.
- 329
- 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:15,641
- Plus, we can afford a
- party for our wedding.
- 330
- 00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,276
- Dan:
- Didn't we already do that?
- 331
- 00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:19,112
- Yeah, but like, a real one.
- 332
- 00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,312
- - Dan: Oh, like, a real one.
- - Yeah.
- 333
- 00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,181
- - Dan: Like a fancy person.
- - Yeah.
- 334
- 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,648
- So everyone knows
- how badass we are.
- 335
- 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,486
- - Dan: Well, we are badass.
- - Yeah.
- 336
- 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,652
- No one's ever
- gotten married before.
- 337
- 00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:28,021
- We're the first people to do it.
- 338
- 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:29,089
- - Yep.
- - Yeah.
- 339
- 00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,322
- Just getting married
- 'cause we want to and shit.
- 340
- 00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:31,526
- It's crazy.
- 341
- 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,162
- I'm tired.
- Take me to the couch.
- 342
- 00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:37,229
- No, I don't have to carry
- 343
- 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:38,230
- Carry me to the couch.
- 344
- 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,465
- - Again?
- - Yep.
- 345
- 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,669
- - Okay.
- - Yep.
- 346
- 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,168
- You owe me.
- 347
- 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,172
- All right.
- 348
- 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:48,240
- Franny:
- Oh, my god.
- 349
- 00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,343
- This is so cool.
- (Dan Laughs)
- 350
- 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:52,045
- Dan:
- Let me take you to the crib,
- 351
- 00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,211
- show you how I live.
- 352
- 00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:55,214
- What's good?
- What's good?
- 353
- 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,181
- This is insane!
- 354
- 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,417
- Check out my spot, yo.
- 355
- 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,417
- I know, right?
- 356
- 00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,518
- It's big.
- 357
- 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,153
- - And we're here.
- - Oh, whoa.
- 358
- 00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,687
- Not bad.
- 359
- 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,325
- This is awesome.
- 360
- 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,199
- Hailey Turner.
- 361
- 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,838
- - I like it.
- - You like it?
- 362
- 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,172
- - Mmhmm.
- - I did good?
- 363
- 00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,776
- - You did good.
- - Oh, good.
- 364
- 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,411
- Dan:
- Want to try out the bedroom?
- 365
- 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,213
- Franny:
- Oh yeah.
- 366
- 00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,181
- Show me the bedroom, baby.
- 367
- 00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:29,248
- (Dog Whimpers)
- 368
- 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:33,252
- (Soothing Music)
- 369
- 00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:43,095
- ♪
- 370
- 00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:44,732
- What, wait what are you doing?
- 371
- 00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,266
- I got the job.
- 372
- 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,401
- What?
- 373
- 00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:49,605
- Franny:
- I got the job!
- 374
- 00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:52,705
- The game show I
- sent my stuff to?
- 375
- 00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,273
- They just hired me as a writer.
- 376
- 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,476
- Woo!
- 377
- 00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,813
- Woo, oh yeah!
- 378
- 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,148
- My wife is the smartest
- woman in the world!
- 379
- 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,483
- Look how hot she is!
- 380
- 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,716
- Check her out!
- 381
- 00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:06,284
- She's very attractive!
- 382
- 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,552
- We're going to be rich,
- 383
- 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,753
- and she's so hot.
- 384
- 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,123
- Can I get a Nintendo?
- 385
- 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,258
- Franny:
- Wait, what if I suck?
- 386
- 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,127
- - What if they fire me?
- - Shh.
- 387
- 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,563
- You're great at everything.
- 388
- 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,463
- And she's great at everything!
- 389
- 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,197
- Okay, let's go have
- sex now on the beach.
- 390
- 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,433
- She likes having sex with me,
- 391
- 00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:22,468
- I can't believe it.
- 392
- 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,170
- Oh I'm so excited!
- 393
- 00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:28,173
- (Eerie Music)
- 394
- 00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:41,787
- ♪
- 395
- 00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:44,757
- Commentator: Tornado Tammy
- starting out strong on the rings!
- 396
- 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:45,925
- She's trying to swing
- herself to glory,
- 397
- 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,359
- but Rachel's not having it
- 398
- 00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:50,229
- and takes her down
- into the balls!
- 399
- 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,366
- (Audience Cheering)
- 400
- 00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:55,368
- (Phone Rings)
- 401
- 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,470
- Hello, Goosed!
- 402
- 00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,674
- Please hold.
- 403
- 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,242
- Franny: I'm really
- excited to be here.
- 404
- 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509
- I've always wanted to make TV.
- 405
- 00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,311
- Well then you came
- to the wrong place.
- 406
- 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,446
- Franny:
- Oh.
- 407
- 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,947
- You want to know
- what we make here?
- 408
- 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,883
- Franny:
- It's a game show.
- 409
- 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,821
- It's like uh Duck Duck
- Goose only better.
- 410
- 00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:19,227
- What do you get
- 411
- 00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,326
- when you combine
- 412
- 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,295
- heart
- 413
- 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,699
- and fart?
- 414
- 00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:29,571
- Art.
- 415
- 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,241
- That's what we make here.
- 416
- 00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,211
- - Wow.
- - Yeah.
- 417
- 00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:38,412
- It is wow.
- 418
- 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,279
- I'm excited.
- 419
- 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,884
- I'm excited for you.
- 420
- 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,160
- (Sighs)
- 421
- 00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:10,444
- [Whispering] Hey, what
- did you say to him?
- 422
- 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,446
- Uh, nothing.
- 423
- 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,015
- [Whispering] 'Cause uh
- that's a really bad sign.
- 424
- 00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,385
- Did he find out he
- can't have sex with you?
- 425
- 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,586
- What?
- 426
- 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,021
- Well he because he probably
- wants to have sex with you,
- 427
- 00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,589
- or at least think that
- because you're a woman
- 428
- 00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,625
- and he's the king of all
- men that you will want him
- 429
- 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,760
- and now he's found out
- that you have a boyfriend.
- 430
- 00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:29,231
- - A husband.
- - Oh!
- 431
- 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,465
- Oh that's bad.
- 432
- 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,465
- Sorry who are you?
- 433
- 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,434
- Jesus, he's such a narcissist.
- 434
- 00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,936
- He's angry at you for
- denying him the sex
- 435
- 00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,304
- he thought you'd so
- desperately want,
- 436
- 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,273
- which probably led him to think
- about all the sex he's wanted
- 437
- 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,408
- and not gotten from all
- the women he's ever known.
- 438
- 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,445
- You sent him down a really
- deep, dark rabbit hole
- 439
- 00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:47,612
- and it's just your first day,
- 440
- 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,816
- you work fast.
- 441
- 00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,653
- I think he's just busy.
- 442
- 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,890
- Yeah.
- 443
- 00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:56,958
- No.
- 444
- 00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:00,959
- Franny:
- Well I'm really busy.
- 445
- 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:04,330
- I have to get started
- on these intros.
- 446
- 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,499
- Cool, I'll let you get to it.
- 447
- 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,767
- Noah, Gavin wants you
- for the script meeting.
- 448
- 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:09,770
- All right.
- 449
- 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,475
- Excuse me, hi.
- 450
- 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,643
- Uh, who is that?
- 451
- 00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,443
- Man:
- Noah Barringer?
- 452
- 00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,348
- He's the head writer.
- 453
- 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,323
- (Sighs)
- 454
- 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,026
- What a pack of dicks.
- 455
- 00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:34,627
- (Reggae Music)
- 456
- 00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:38,833
- ♪ Better get ready
- come do rock steady
- 457
- 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,503
- ♪ You got to do
- this new dance
- 458
- 00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,972
- ♪ Hope you are ready
- 459
- 00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:51,644
- ♪ You got to do it
- just like Uncle Freddy
- 460
- 00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:54,379
- ♪ If you don't know it
- 461
- 00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:57,116
- ♪ Just shake your head
- rock your body line
- 462
- 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:59,819
- ♪ Shake your shoulders
- everything in time
- 463
- 00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:09,728
- ♪ Then see oh oh oh oh oh ♪
- 464
- 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,995
- Hey, what are you doing?
- 465
- 00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:12,400
- Oh my god.
- 466
- 00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:14,032
- That was scary.
- 467
- 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,568
- Come play with me.
- 468
- 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,569
- I can't, I've got to work.
- 469
- 00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,570
- - Come on!
- - No.
- 470
- 00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,504
- Dan:
- Look what I'm wearing.
- 471
- 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,805
- I found a box full of whip its.
- 472
- 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,140
- I can't.
- 473
- 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:24,409
- - And I also found this.
- - No I'm working.
- 474
- 00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,448
- - Come on.
- - No, ow!
- 475
- 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,650
- - Dan: Come on.
- - Do that again.
- 476
- 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,550
- At least come
- swimming with me.
- 477
- 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,388
- No I want to finish this.
- 478
- 00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:36,054
- Why do you have
- to finish this?
- 479
- 00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,156
- Because it's my work.
- 480
- 00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:38,757
- What do you mean it's your work?
- It's not important.
- 481
- 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,526
- It's just you writing
- for your dumb job.
- 482
- 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,530
- Come on, swim.
- 483
- 00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,164
- Swim.
- 484
- 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,368
- Stop.
- 485
- 00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,370
- (Sighs)
- 486
- 00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:50,339
- Later.
- 487
- 00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:55,174
- (Reggae Music)
- 488
- 00:19:55,176 --> 00:20:05,417
- ♪
- 489
- 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:11,756
- ♪
- 490
- 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:21,801
- (Keys Clacking)
- (Chattering)
- 491
- 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:31,844
- (Keys Clacking)
- (Chattering)
- 492
- 00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:37,116
- (Keys Clacking)
- (Chattering)
- 493
- 00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,951
- Okay people it's
- almost showtime.
- 494
- 00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:41,086
- Look alive out here!
- 495
- 00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,892
- Okay, uh, Richman, Tompkins,
- 496
- 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,625
- Barringer.
- 497
- 00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,164
- Need everybody on set pronto.
- 498
- 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,798
- Uh, Winters, how's it going?
- 499
- 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,835
- Fine.
- 500
- 00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:56,569
- Oh that's frosty Winters,
- 501
- 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,973
- that's very frosty.
- 502
- 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,639
- What did I do?
- 503
- 00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:02,640
- Was it me?
- 504
- 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,510
- Was it you?
- 505
- 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,946
- Ah he's got you doing
- grunt work again,
- 506
- 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,580
- that's a tough draw.
- 507
- 00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:09,514
- No I like it, it's fine.
- 508
- 00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:10,951
- - Really?
- - Yeah, really.
- 509
- 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,619
- Um, I can put in
- a word with him,
- 510
- 00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,487
- get you down on the stage
- when we're doing the tapings.
- 511
- 00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,491
- You could help us produce.
- 512
- 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,694
- Ah no, no thanks.
- 513
- 00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,829
- - I'm good, I like it.
- - Okay, cool.
- 514
- 00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,631
- We got drinks tonight,
- it's a Thursday tradition.
- 515
- 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,601
- You should come.
- 516
- 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,971
- (Stuttering) I'm not
- gonna make it, but, uh,
- 517
- 00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:32,938
- thank you.
- 518
- 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,072
- Okay I'm gonna give
- you one little pointer.
- 519
- 00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,675
- He loves adjectives, so if
- you could just sprinkle in
- 520
- 00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:41,045
- a couple of zanys or sneakys
- he'll think you're a genius.
- 521
- 00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:42,781
- Okay, cool.
- 522
- 00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:44,586
- Even if you do
- stand us up tonight.
- 523
- 00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,987
- Cool, okay.
- 524
- 00:21:57,297 --> 00:21:59,798
- And he thinks he's better
- than everyone else,
- 525
- 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,000
- and the other thing is,
- 526
- 00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:02,604
- he's not even that funny.
- 527
- 00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:04,904
- Huh, what are we, who
- are we talking about here?
- 528
- 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,705
- Are we talking about, um,
- 529
- 00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,907
- Gavin or the other guy Noah?
- 530
- 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,141
- Noah, no Gavin is
- definitely not funny
- 531
- 00:22:10,143 --> 00:22:13,646
- but Noah, everyone there thinks
- he's so funny but he's not.
- 532
- 00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:15,046
- And he doesn't
- even pitch he just
- 533
- 00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:17,715
- points out why everyone
- else's ideas are bad.
- 534
- 00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:18,884
- And you know who the
- other people are?
- 535
- 00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:20,019
- - You.
- - Me.
- 536
- 00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,523
- - Dan: Yeah.
- - Exactly.
- 537
- 00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,758
- - So annoying.
- - It's hard.
- 538
- 00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:28,159
- What do you think I should do?
- 539
- 00:22:28,161 --> 00:22:29,160
- I don't know honey,
- 540
- 00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,564
- um maybe
- 541
- 00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,898
- just ignore 'em if you can?
- 542
- 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,902
- You know, don't let
- him bother you.
- 543
- 00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,040
- Yeah, probably.
- 544
- 00:22:41,342 --> 00:22:42,707
- Could we try this again?
- 545
- 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,711
- Franny:
- Yeah sorry.
- 546
- 00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,915
- Dan:
- Okay, okay.
- 547
- 00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:52,051
- Leonard, Sydney, Jack
- Oh no, stop that please.
- 548
- 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,785
- - Can you please stop?
- - Isis?
- 549
- 00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:54,786
- What is this?
- 550
- 00:22:54,788 --> 00:22:55,920
- Dan:
- Can you not read those?
- 551
- 00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:56,921
- I forgot those were there.
- 552
- 00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,189
- Can we run it?
- 553
- 00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:02,628
- - Can we please run it?
- - Penelope, Carmine, Christmas?
- 554
- 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,799
- - Potential baby names.
- - What?
- 555
- 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:07,902
- What?
- 556
- 00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:09,670
- Tambourine?
- 557
- 00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,574
- - It's for a little girl.
- - Well obviously.
- 558
- 00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:14,807
- You've clearly put a lot
- of thought into this.
- 559
- 00:23:14,809 --> 00:23:16,908
- Mordecai, are we
- raising him on a shtetl?
- 560
- 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,377
- Dan:
- Franny, come on, please,
- 561
- 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,044
- let me, just run
- the lines with me,
- 562
- 00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,312
- don't be mean.
- 563
- 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,551
- Okay, sorry.
- 564
- 00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:30,656
- And that's why at Wendy's
- we only offer the best.
- 565
- 00:23:30,658 --> 00:23:31,724
- Wendy's salads aren't fresh,
- 566
- 00:23:31,726 --> 00:23:33,128
- they're furesh dawg.
- (Giggling)
- 567
- 00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:37,963
- You think I should do
- the dawg or like that?
- 568
- 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,231
- What?
- 569
- 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,799
- I'm sorry, it just
- says right here
- 570
- 00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,638
- that you're also going to
- be dressed like a dog.
- 571
- 00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:47,406
- Okay, thank you for taking
- this very seriously.
- 572
- 00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:49,808
- Franny:
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- 573
- 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,810
- You're too funny.
- 574
- 00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,014
- That's a good problem.
- 575
- 00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,259
- I'm leaving for work.
- 576
- 00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:08,796
- Jesus, already?
- 577
- 00:24:16,871 --> 00:24:18,771
- (Background Chattering)
- 578
- 00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:19,906
- Woman:
- We need makeup in here!
- 579
- 00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,877
- Man: Guys, guys, this
- whole area is on camera.
- 580
- 00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:29,316
- Man:
- Can we get last looks on Stacy?
- 581
- 00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:42,360
- Okay music run, for camera!
- 582
- 00:24:42,362 --> 00:24:46,365
- (Upbeat Music)
- 583
- 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:50,468
- ♪
- 584
- 00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,774
- Winters, you joined us.
- 585
- 00:24:53,974 --> 00:24:55,073
- Gavin:
- You got those intros?
- 586
- 00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,076
- Yeah here.
- 587
- 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,145
- Let's hear 'em.
- 588
- 00:24:58,912 --> 00:24:59,913
- - Now?
- - Now.
- 589
- 00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:06,720
- - You-you want me to-
- - Mhmm.
- 590
- 00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:11,090
- In this high octane
- episode of Goosed,
- 591
- 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,025
- Brian, an accountant from
- Toledo, bites the dust
- 592
- 00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:17,995
- and things get zany when Mary,
- a housewife from Calabasas
- 593
- 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,733
- surprises everyone with
- her dynamo foot speed.
- 594
- 00:25:20,735 --> 00:25:22,736
- Buckle up, you're
- about to get Goosed.
- 595
- 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,180
- I love them.
- 596
- 00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:38,285
- Cool, thanks.
- 597
- 00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:40,455
- Gavin:
- Nope, stay.
- 598
- 00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:44,092
- We could use you here.
- 599
- 00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:49,096
- Man: All right people,
- back to ones.
- 600
- 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:52,830
- Oh thanks.
- 601
- 00:25:52,832 --> 00:25:56,033
- Man: Okay, okay,
- rehearsal is up.
- 602
- 00:25:56,035 --> 00:26:00,071
- Lights in five,
- four, three, two.
- 603
- 00:26:00,073 --> 00:26:02,206
- (Upbeat Music)
- 604
- 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,045
- Stacy: I'm Stacy Delacourt
- and this is Goosed.
- 605
- 00:26:08,548 --> 00:26:10,048
- (Slow Country Music)
- 606
- 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:13,955
- ♪ It's been bliss and misery
- 607
- 00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:20,428
- ♪ Getting my summer's dream
- 608
- 00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:26,231
- ♪ That look in your eyes
- 609
- 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:30,338
- ♪ That brings life
- to many things ♪
- 610
- 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:33,941
- Franny:
- Oh, sorry.
- 611
- 00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:43,182
- ♪ Driving me right out ♪
- 612
- 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,282
- - Oh, hey.
- - Hey.
- 613
- 00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:45,951
- Where you going?
- 614
- 00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:50,856
- Here, I was going here for
- Thursday night work drinks.
- 615
- 00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:51,956
- Well that's cool.
- 616
- 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,157
- I didn't think you
- were gonna show.
- 617
- 00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,159
- Well, here I am.
- 618
- 00:26:55,161 --> 00:26:56,994
- Noah:
- Thank god because
- 619
- 00:26:56,996 --> 00:26:59,031
- looks like everybody
- else bailed.
- 620
- 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,264
- Will you buy me a drink, please?
- 621
- 00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:01,468
- I'm your boss.
- 622
- 00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:03,334
- Come on!
- 623
- 00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:05,904
- What do you want,
- what do you like?
- 624
- 00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,473
- Franny: Um, whiskey,
- they have whiskey?
- 625
- 00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:10,007
- - You have whiskey.
- - Yeah.
- 626
- 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,109
- - They have whiskey.
- - Awesome, thank you.
- 627
- 00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,515
- We are in luck.
- 628
- 00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,982
- Wait, you grew up in Glendale?
- 629
- 00:27:16,984 --> 00:27:18,951
- Uh, no, I moved there
- when I was 12.
- 630
- 00:27:18,953 --> 00:27:20,551
- I'm from Arcadia.
- 631
- 00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:23,388
- - Oh jesus.
- - Oh it's not that bad.
- 632
- 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:26,895
- - Oh I think it is.
- - It's not that bad.
- 633
- 00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,360
- - You're from New York?
- - Mhmm.
- 634
- 00:27:29,362 --> 00:27:33,064
- - Like the city?
- - Mhmm.
- 635
- 00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,301
- Cool.
- 636
- 00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:36,068
- Here's the real question.
- 637
- 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,468
- I know Gavin is a total dick,
- 638
- 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,473
- but otherwise how are
- you liking Goosed?
- 639
- 00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,640
- I like it.
- 640
- 00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:45,176
- - Um, today was awesome.
- - It was right?
- 641
- 00:27:45,178 --> 00:27:46,948
- Today was awesome!
- 642
- 00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:50,148
- I'd like to have my
- own show someday.
- 643
- 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,118
- You?
- 644
- 00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:52,352
- You will.
- 645
- 00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:55,490
- - You think?
- - Mhmm.
- 646
- 00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:58,892
- - No I know it.
- - Thank you.
- 647
- 00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:04,165
- I guess I just hate waiting.
- 648
- 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,165
- You know what you are?
- 649
- 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,966
- You're adorable.
- 650
- 00:28:08,968 --> 00:28:11,936
- Ugh, that's condescending.
- 651
- 00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:14,273
- Just because I'm
- younger and I'm a woman
- 652
- 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,275
- you assume I don't have a
- problem being infantilized.
- 653
- 00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,111
- Stop it, stop it please
- you have to let me finish.
- 654
- 00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,246
- You're also a super
- duper cutie pie.
- 655
- 00:28:22,248 --> 00:28:24,049
- Ugh, asshole!
- 656
- 00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:26,984
- You have to let a
- man finish, come on.
- 657
- 00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:29,053
- (Slow Music)
- 658
- 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,860
- God, who put this on?!
- 659
- 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,097
- This isn't fair,
- this isn't right!
- 660
- 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,999
- I mean, what the fuck?
- 661
- 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:47,606
- (Cheering)
- 662
- 00:28:47,608 --> 00:28:49,010
- (Burp)
- 663
- 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,556
- Dan:
- No.
- 664
- 00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:05,559
- (Sighs)
- 665
- 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:12,296
- Female Porn Star:
- You're my fucking slave.
- 666
- 00:29:12,298 --> 00:29:14,265
- (Moaning)
- 667
- 00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:17,002
- God his cock is
- so fucking good!
- 668
- 00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:19,006
- (Moaning)
- 669
- 00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:23,241
- Female Porn Star:
- Oh yeah, oh yeah!
- 670
- 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:27,111
- (Moaning)
- 671
- 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,113
- Female Porn Star:
- Oh yeah, oh yeah!
- 672
- 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:30,349
- (Grunting)
- 673
- 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,986
- Female Porn Star:
- Say it fucking louder!
- 674
- 00:29:34,755 --> 00:29:37,058
- (Groans)
- 675
- 00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:39,426
- Female Porn Star:
- My sweaty ass.
- 676
- 00:29:41,128 --> 00:29:50,202
- (Moaning)
- 677
- 00:29:50,204 --> 00:29:53,174
- Female Porn Star: Feels good
- to sit my ass on your face.
- 678
- 00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:03,317
- Dan:
- Oh, fuck me.
- 679
- 00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,130
- Oh fuck.
- 680
- 00:30:18,064 --> 00:30:20,200
- Oh shit, this is
- Hailey's fucking, ugh.
- 681
- 00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:23,502
- I got it inside the pages?
- 682
- 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:25,340
- How did I get it
- in the pages?
- 683
- 00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,589
- That's awful.
- 684
- 00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:45,492
- (Sighs)
- 685
- 00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:57,369
- - Franny: Come on, just tell me.
- - Mmmm.
- 686
- 00:30:57,371 --> 00:30:59,437
- Franny:
- You're avoiding the question!
- 687
- 00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:01,572
- Fine I was once a playwright.
- 688
- 00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,576
- What, no!
- 689
- 00:31:04,578 --> 00:31:05,780
- Noah:
- I know.
- 690
- 00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:08,146
- It's actually
- better than I hoped.
- 691
- 00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:10,348
- Noah:
- It's hilarious right?
- 692
- 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,552
- Yeah.
- 693
- 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:14,453
- Playwright from New York.
- 694
- 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,454
- Noah:
- I know,
- 695
- 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,721
- who woulda thought?
- 696
- 00:31:16,723 --> 00:31:18,423
- So what happened?
- 697
- 00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:20,257
- Nobody liked your plays
- because plays suck?
- 698
- 00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:21,292
- Noah:
- Plays do not suck,
- 699
- 00:31:21,294 --> 00:31:23,128
- plays are the highest
- form of dramatic art
- 700
- 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,296
- and I was actually
- pretty good at it, too.
- 701
- 00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:27,264
- - Oh yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 702
- 00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,366
- How good were you?
- 703
- 00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:30,101
- I had two plays published,
- 704
- 00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:32,137
- I had a decent
- review from Isherwood
- 705
- 00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:33,737
- who said I was a
- wordsmith to watch.
- 706
- 00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:36,308
- - Franny: Oh Isherwood, nice.
- - Yeah.
- 707
- 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:37,375
- I know my own reviews.
- 708
- 00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,380
- I can quote 'em
- all back to you.
- 709
- 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,151
- We need more booze.
- 710
- 00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:45,649
- Noah:
- You know what,
- 711
- 00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,087
- we need to eat.
- 712
- 00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,590
- Wait, this-this-this way.
- 713
- 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,491
- Noah:
- This way, here.
- 714
- 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,492
- Franny:
- Oh thank you!
- 715
- 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,728
- Noah:
- No I got it.
- 716
- 00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,138
- Hey Bowser, you read this?
- 717
- 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,505
- You read this?
- 718
- 00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:09,273
- "Someone somewhere can you
- understand me a little?
- 719
- 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,743
- "Love me a little
- or am I sentenced
- 720
- 00:32:11,745 --> 00:32:13,445
- "to a lifetime of solitude
- 721
- 00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,481
- "floating alone down
- life's river of pain?"
- 722
- 00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:17,916
- Dude!
- 723
- 00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,484
- You gotta look after your mom,
- 724
- 00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,488
- she's floating down
- rivers of pain in here.
- 725
- 00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:27,794
- Jesus.
- 726
- 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,300
- (Sighs)
- 727
- 00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:37,604
- (Sighs)
- 728
- 00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:47,114
- Let's take a look.
- 729
- 00:32:59,192 --> 00:33:01,194
- (Sighs)
- 730
- 00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:04,832
- It is so hot in Romania.
- 731
- 00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,754
- It is so hot in Romania.
- 732
- 00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:29,420
- It is so hot in Romania.
- 733
- 00:33:29,422 --> 00:33:31,656
- (Moans)
- 734
- 00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:32,659
- Thank you.
- 735
- 00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,365
- (Whispering) This
- steak costs $62.
- 736
- 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,265
- Noah (Whispering):
- I know.
- 737
- 00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:43,400
- You have a good job,
- you can afford it.
- 738
- 00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,670
- I never even spend
- $62 on shoes or
- 739
- 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,504
- a doctor.
- 740
- 00:33:47,506 --> 00:33:49,509
- Oh, well maybe
- that's the problem.
- 741
- 00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,276
- Problem?
- 742
- 00:33:52,278 --> 00:33:53,378
- You don't have a problem.
- 743
- 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:55,847
- Franny: You just said
- that I have a problem.
- 744
- 00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:56,880
- - Noah: No.
- - You did!
- 745
- 00:33:56,882 --> 00:33:58,683
- You clearly just said that.
- 746
- 00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,385
- Come on, tell me,
- 747
- 00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,320
- I can take it.
- 748
- 00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,722
- You remind me of me
- when I was your age.
- 749
- 00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:06,791
- I always wanted so much,
- 750
- 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:10,262
- but then when I
- got what I wanted,
- 751
- 00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:12,265
- I was always too
- afraid to take it.
- 752
- 00:34:14,434 --> 00:34:15,432
- (Buzzing)
- 753
- 00:34:15,434 --> 00:34:17,269
- Noah:
- Oh my god, one second,
- 754
- 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:18,472
- sorry.
- 755
- 00:34:20,706 --> 00:34:22,407
- Oop, that's my wife,
- 756
- 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,611
- one second.
- 757
- 00:34:30,316 --> 00:34:31,316
- - Sorry.
- - No it's okay.
- 758
- 00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,285
- Noah:
- That was rude.
- 759
- 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,720
- I didn't know
- you were married.
- 760
- 00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,890
- Noah: Yeah, I've been married
- for three years now.
- 761
- 00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:40,425
- Oh wow.
- 762
- 00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:43,628
- - It's frigging awesome.
- - Yeah no, so good.
- 763
- 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:48,468
- So intense, but it's also it's
- like I think the pinnacle
- 764
- 00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:50,737
- Franny:
- Everything feels deeper.
- 765
- 00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,437
- And there's a sense
- of calm knowing
- 766
- 00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,472
- that you find your
- person, you know?
- 767
- 00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:59,376
- Noah: Yeah absolutely.
- Sally, my wife, she
- 768
- 00:34:59,378 --> 00:35:00,412
- Sally, right.
- 769
- 00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:01,845
- Sally she's so beautiful,
- 770
- 00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:04,481
- but she's got like
- a beautiful spirit.
- 771
- 00:35:04,483 --> 00:35:05,485
- Franny:
- Yeah.
- 772
- 00:35:06,619 --> 00:35:08,455
- No Dan, Dan is so
- 773
- 00:35:09,456 --> 00:35:11,323
- good, you know?
- 774
- 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,961
- He's just incredibly good.
- 775
- 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,367
- I'm lucky that he's
- the person that I love.
- 776
- 00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,347
- Thank you.
- 777
- 00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:40,718
- Look at this.
- 778
- 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,856
- (Laughs)
- 779
- 00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:46,490
- - Franny: Oh my god!
- - I know, right?
- 780
- 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,563
- That's so much meat
- in one man's mouth!
- 781
- 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,069
- - I can do it too.
- - Oh, yeah?
- 782
- 00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:00,137
- (Garbled) You're living
- the dream, baby!
- 783
- 00:36:00,139 --> 00:36:02,342
- You're living the dream.
- 784
- 00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,512
- There's this awesome
- El Salvadorian bar
- 785
- 00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:08,512
- right around the corner
- 786
- 00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:09,516
- Franny:
- Uh, II should
- 787
- 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,716
- I should probably go home.
- 788
- 00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:13,921
- Noah:
- Probably.
- 789
- 00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,390
- Sally's probably
- waiting for ya.
- 790
- 00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:20,593
- Nah, she's out of town.
- 791
- 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:22,663
- Goodnight.
- 792
- 00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,865
- Yep, see you tomorrow.
- 793
- 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,469
- Noah:
- And every day after!
- 794
- 00:36:34,608 --> 00:36:35,843
- (Sighs)
- 795
- 00:37:07,441 --> 00:37:11,108
- (Eerie Music)
- 796
- 00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:25,725
- (Indicator Ticking)
- 797
- 00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:36,901
- (Indicator Ticking)
- 798
- 00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:44,508
- (Indicator Ticking)
- (Heart Beating)
- 799
- 00:37:44,510 --> 00:37:52,519
- (Dramatic Music)
- (Indicator Ticking)
- 800
- 00:37:54,588 --> 00:38:07,765
- (Dramatic Music)
- (Indicator Ticking)
- 801
- 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:16,777
- (Dramatic Music)
- (Increasingly Loud Heartbeat)
- 802
- 00:38:32,825 --> 00:38:35,593
- (Horn Blaring)
- Driver: Nice driving asshole!
- 803
- 00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,528
- (Tires Screeching)
- 804
- 00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:42,535
- (Indicator Ticking)
- 805
- 00:39:11,097 --> 00:39:15,002
- (Windshield Wipers Whirring)
- 806
- 00:39:18,003 --> 00:39:23,209
- (Wind Blowing)
- 807
- 00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:49,636
- (Phone Vibrating)
- 808
- 00:40:04,784 --> 00:40:08,753
- (Phone Vibrating)
- 809
- 00:40:08,755 --> 00:40:10,021
- I'm sorry.
- 810
- 00:40:10,023 --> 00:40:11,789
- Dan: Yeah, but you didn't
- call, you didn't come home.
- 811
- 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,390
- Yeah, no, I texted you.
- 812
- 00:40:13,392 --> 00:40:14,758
- Dan:
- You did?
- 813
- 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,492
- Franny:
- Yeah, like a bunch,
- 814
- 00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,628
- and you never texted me back.
- 815
- 00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,229
- Well, II didn't get 'em.
- 816
- 00:40:18,231 --> 00:40:19,796
- Franny:
- Well, I sent them.
- 817
- 00:40:19,798 --> 00:40:21,666
- It's 'cause of the hills.
- 818
- 00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:22,800
- I guess.
- 819
- 00:40:22,802 --> 00:40:24,238
- What did you do?
- 820
- 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,240
- Um,
- 821
- 00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:28,972
- I just, I blanked and I
- drove home instead of
- 822
- 00:40:28,974 --> 00:40:31,675
- to what's her name's house.
- 823
- 00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:34,245
- I was tired so I
- decided to stay here.
- 824
- 00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:35,747
- Dan: Yeah, that's-that's
- great Franny,
- 825
- 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,247
- but like, if you're
- not gonna come home,
- 826
- 00:40:37,249 --> 00:40:38,282
- you have to call at least.
- 827
- 00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,316
- I was worried all night
- 828
- 00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:40,785
- Yeah, I texted.
- 829
- 00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:41,818
- Okay, that's not
- enough though.
- 830
- 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,655
- You have to call me, okay?
- 831
- 00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:44,655
- I was worried.
- 832
- 00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:46,124
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- 833
- 00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,158
- Dan (Stuttering):
- You know what?
- 834
- 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,262
- - That's-that's not enough.
- - I'm sorry.
- 835
- 00:40:51,997 --> 00:40:53,698
- Dan: Did you have fun
- last night at least?
- 836
- 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,966
- Was it-was it
- 837
- 00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,971
- Who was there?
- Like what?
- 838
- 00:40:57,836 --> 00:40:59,840
- Franny? Franny?
- 839
- 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,809
- Fucking hills!
- 840
- 00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:07,778
- Let's go, let's go,
- come on, come on.
- 841
- 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,747
- You're taking your
- shit, let's go.
- 842
- 00:41:09,749 --> 00:41:10,985
- (Dog Panting)
- 843
- 00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:14,117
- Cheyenne: You're freaking out
- 'cause you have a crush?
- 844
- 00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,821
- Franny: I'm not supposed to
- feel this way ever again.
- 845
- 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:21,059
- All of my love
- and my, you know,
- 846
- 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,961
- my sexual everything
- it's-it's
- 847
- 00:41:23,963 --> 00:41:26,898
- it's all channelled into one
- person now and that person
- 848
- 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,765
- - is Dan.
- - Dan.
- 849
- 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,771
- Dan, exactly, exactly.
- 850
- 00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:33,303
- - Resolved.
- - Good, great.
- 851
- 00:41:33,305 --> 00:41:34,305
- I gotta get back.
- 852
- 00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:35,740
- Okay, thank you.
- 853
- 00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:36,774
- Morgan's being such
- a little bitch.
- 854
- 00:41:36,776 --> 00:41:38,408
- I'm like dude, this
- place is fuckin' empty
- 855
- 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,713
- - I had a fantasy.
- - Woah.
- 856
- 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,683
- I had a sex fantasy.
- 857
- 00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,153
- Okay, okay.
- 858
- 00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,720
- Franny:
- About Noah.
- 859
- 00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:52,856
- It's like, you know
- like, oh, you know.
- 860
- 00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:55,358
- - Like when you just wanna.
- - Oh my god.
- 861
- 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,363
- You know? Like-
- (Choking Sounds)
- 862
- 00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:00,767
- Cheyenne:
- Okay.
- 863
- 00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,434
- Please help me.
- 864
- 00:42:03,436 --> 00:42:05,436
- Jesus, you just have a pussy.
- 865
- 00:42:05,438 --> 00:42:06,870
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 866
- 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,805
- You have loins.
- 867
- 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,374
- You're human, you-you
- wanna fuck the dude,
- 868
- 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,075
- he wants to fuck you,
- 869
- 00:42:12,077 --> 00:42:13,077
- you're a human,
- he's a human,
- 870
- 00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:14,912
- that's-that's how humans work.
- 871
- 00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,881
- I know, I know, I know.
- 872
- 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,050
- Listen.
- (Finger Snap)
- 873
- 00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:20,050
- Listen.
- 874
- 00:42:20,052 --> 00:42:21,051
- Are you listening?
- 875
- 00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,456
- - Yes.
- - Okay.
- 876
- 00:42:23,923 --> 00:42:25,693
- This guy is not special.
- 877
- 00:42:27,894 --> 00:42:28,896
- Yeah.
- 878
- 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:30,898
- No, you're right.
- 879
- 00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:33,032
- Okay, you good?
- 880
- 00:42:34,934 --> 00:42:35,700
- - Yep.
- - Okay.
- 881
- 00:42:35,702 --> 00:42:36,901
- - I gotta go.
- - Okay, bye.
- 882
- 00:42:36,903 --> 00:42:37,901
- Bye.
- 883
- 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,106
- Love you.
- 884
- 00:42:52,885 --> 00:43:02,926
- (Bells Ringing)
- 885
- 00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:10,903
- (Bells Ringing)
- 886
- 00:43:13,072 --> 00:43:14,905
- Dan: Woah.
- Franny: How's that?
- 887
- 00:43:14,907 --> 00:43:16,509
- Dan:
- Hey, pretty good.
- 888
- 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,112
- Pretty good.
- 889
- 00:43:18,443 --> 00:43:20,346
- - Looks awesome.
- - Yeah.
- 890
- 00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:23,983
- What?
- 891
- 00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,283
- I got you something.
- 892
- 00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,952
- What'd you get me?
- 893
- 00:43:27,954 --> 00:43:29,789
- (Franny Laughing)
- 894
- 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,798
- (Jazz Music)
- Oh, my, what is this?
- 895
- 00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:44,936
- What are you doing?
- 896
- 00:43:44,938 --> 00:43:45,937
- (Jazz Reggae Music)
- 897
- 00:43:45,939 --> 00:43:48,039
- ♪ Win or lose
- 898
- 00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,941
- ♪ This is my game
- 899
- 00:43:50,943 --> 00:43:54,044
- ♪ Right or wrong
- 900
- 00:43:54,046 --> 00:43:56,981
- ♪ I play it my way
- 901
- 00:43:56,983 --> 00:43:59,983
- ♪ And if I make mistakes
- 902
- 00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:02,854
- ♪ It's my own
- heart that breaks
- 903
- 00:44:02,856 --> 00:44:05,055
- ♪ I've got to find my way
- 904
- 00:44:05,057 --> 00:44:08,294
- ♪ All by myself alone
- 905
- 00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:15,035
- ♪ I only have one life to live
- 906
- 00:44:16,869 --> 00:44:20,907
- ♪ I only have one love to give
- 907
- 00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:24,876
- ♪ No matter what he is
- 908
- 00:44:24,878 --> 00:44:29,946
- ♪ he touches me
- and makes me his
- 909
- 00:44:29,948 --> 00:44:32,952
- ♪ Now we're in love
- 910
- 00:44:33,952 --> 00:44:37,088
- ♪ I only have one life to live
- 911
- 00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,189
- ♪ I love what I livin'
- 912
- 00:44:39,191 --> 00:44:42,959
- ♪ I only have one love to give
- 913
- 00:44:42,961 --> 00:44:45,062
- ♪ And I'm gonna give it
- 914
- 00:44:45,064 --> 00:44:47,164
- ♪ No matter what he is
- 915
- 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:52,202
- ♪ he touches me and
- makes me his, oh yeah
- 916
- 00:44:52,204 --> 00:44:55,208
- ♪ Now we're in love ♪
- 917
- 00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,419
- Merry Christmas.
- 918
- 00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:08,251
- Dan:
- Merry Christmas.
- 919
- 00:45:08,253 --> 00:45:10,588
- ♪ I don't know
- 920
- 00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:13,423
- ♪ What change of
- style it brings
- 921
- 00:45:13,425 --> 00:45:15,959
- ♪ But right now ♪
- 922
- 00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:16,963
- I'm sorry.
- 923
- 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:21,068
- Dan:
- What are you sorry for?
- 924
- 00:45:22,068 --> 00:45:23,370
- I don't know.
- 925
- 00:45:24,938 --> 00:45:25,939
- Everything.
- 926
- 00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:33,013
- [In Between Kisses] Dan:
- Nothing to be sorry about.
- 927
- 00:45:33,947 --> 00:45:36,314
- ♪ I only have
- one life to live
- 928
- 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:40,020
- ♪ I love what I'm livin' ♪
- 929
- 00:45:40,954 --> 00:45:43,457
- (Birds Chirping)
- 930
- 00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:57,271
- I had a dream last night
- that we had lots of sex.
- 931
- 00:46:01,073 --> 00:46:03,476
- Wanna have that dream again.
- 932
- 00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,417
- Oh, shit.
- 933
- 00:46:11,017 --> 00:46:12,082
- - Dan: Hey.
- - Shit.
- 934
- 00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,283
- Dan:
- Where you goin'?
- 935
- 00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,586
- Why are you moving
- around so much?
- 936
- 00:46:15,588 --> 00:46:17,088
- Franny: We had sex without
- a condom last night.
- 937
- 00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:18,756
- Why did you let us do that?
- 938
- 00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:20,360
- Why did I let us do that?
- 939
- 00:46:20,994 --> 00:46:22,028
- Fuck.
- 940
- 00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,128
- Dan:
- Relax.
- 941
- 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:24,796
- Where are you going?
- 942
- 00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:25,629
- I'm going to the drugstore.
- 943
- 00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,034
- I need to not be
- pregnant right now.
- 944
- 00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,767
- Where the fuck are my jeans?
- 945
- 00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,635
- Dan: I don't know where
- your jeans are, baby.
- 946
- 00:46:32,637 --> 00:46:34,305
- Just calm down, okay?
- 947
- 00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,305
- Come here.
- 948
- 00:46:35,307 --> 00:46:37,140
- Franny, Franny, Franny
- Franny, Franny, Franny.
- 949
- 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,142
- (Stuttering) Just take a-
- 950
- 00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:39,042
- No, don't.
- 951
- 00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:40,010
- Can you please sit
- down for one second
- 952
- 00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,046
- - I have to go.
- - And we can talk about this?
- 953
- 00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,347
- - No, I need to go!
- - Franny, sit down.
- 954
- 00:46:43,349 --> 00:46:45,182
- Franny: I need to not
- be pregnant right now.
- 955
- 00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:47,117
- Sit down, sit down, okay?
- 956
- 00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,551
- We can talk about this.
- 957
- 00:46:48,553 --> 00:46:50,053
- Slow down.
- 958
- 00:46:50,055 --> 00:46:51,291
- It's okay.
- 959
- 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,193
- Huh, it's okay.
- 960
- 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,158
- In the off-
- 961
- 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,963
- in the off chance that
- you're pregnant, right?
- 962
- 00:46:58,064 --> 00:46:58,863
- (Sighs)
- 963
- 00:46:58,865 --> 00:47:02,166
- We can make that
- decision together.
- 964
- 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,003
- You know?
- 965
- 00:47:05,104 --> 00:47:07,975
- I-I, you know, I wanna
- have a baby, so it's-
- 966
- 00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,077
- You do?
- 967
- 00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:14,014
- Yeah, of course.
- 968
- 00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:21,021
- Right now?
- 969
- 00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:25,691
- - I don't know, soon.
- - Soon?
- 970
- 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,124
- I don't-
- 971
- 00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:28,526
- I feel like we've
- talked about this.
- 972
- 00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:30,227
- Well, we have not
- talked about this.
- 973
- 00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,428
- You read a list
- of baby names
- 974
- 00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,363
- That list was a joke.
- 975
- 00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:36,332
- Dan:
- Jesus, it was not a joke.
- 976
- 00:47:36,334 --> 00:47:39,437
- That's how you tell me
- you wanna have a baby?
- 977
- 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,571
- If you were
- pregnant right now,
- 978
- 00:47:41,573 --> 00:47:42,573
- would you keep the baby?
- 979
- 00:47:42,575 --> 00:47:44,111
- - No.
- - Why not?
- 980
- 00:47:46,178 --> 00:47:47,412
- We're married.
- 981
- 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:49,780
- I can want to be married to
- you and also not want a child.
- 982
- 00:47:49,782 --> 00:47:51,715
- Are you saying to me
- that you never want to
- 983
- 00:47:51,717 --> 00:47:52,816
- have a child with me?
- 984
- 00:47:52,818 --> 00:47:54,684
- No, that's not what I said.
- That's not what I said.
- 985
- 00:47:54,686 --> 00:47:57,220
- Why are we even talking
- about this right now?
- 986
- 00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,226
- I'm not gonna have a baby.
- 987
- 00:48:01,093 --> 00:48:02,361
- What do you want?
- 988
- 00:48:10,102 --> 00:48:11,704
- I don't wanna fight.
- 989
- 00:48:24,784 --> 00:48:26,716
- Get you your little drop here.
- 990
- 00:48:26,718 --> 00:48:28,320
- (Dog Whimpering)
- 991
- 00:48:30,122 --> 00:48:32,092
- Gotcha, and I gotcha.
- 992
- 00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,158
- Okay, okay.
- 993
- 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,160
- That was easy.
- 994
- 00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,562
- Now you have X-ray vision.
- 995
- 00:48:38,564 --> 00:48:42,135
- X-ray vision.
- (Dogs Barking)
- 996
- 00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:02,318
- Hey, um hi,
- 997
- 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320
- Hailey Turner?
- 998
- 00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:04,521
- This is Dan,
- 999
- 00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:05,689
- Dan Delaney.
- 1000
- 00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:07,191
- Do you have a second?
- 1001
- 00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:09,459
- I-I just wanted to talk
- to you about Pablo.
- 1002
- 00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:11,162
- Is he allowed up on the couch?
- 1003
- 00:49:11,164 --> 00:49:14,133
- (Chimes Ringing)
- 1004
- 00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,113
- - Hey.
- - Yeah.
- 1005
- 00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,312
- What are you doin'?
- 1006
- 00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,347
- I was just gonna finish
- this and then I'd go home.
- 1007
- 00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:33,216
- No, Gavin wants
- you to run the set.
- 1008
- 00:49:33,218 --> 00:49:35,186
- - Let's go.
- - Really?
- 1009
- 00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:36,789
- - Yeah, really.
- - Okay.
- 1010
- 00:49:37,657 --> 00:49:39,159
- Noah: C'mon.
- Franny: Coming.
- 1011
- 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,327
- (Giggling)
- 1012
- 00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:45,164
- Noah:
- Don't giggle like that.
- 1013
- 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,566
- Dan: Yeah, Pablo found a whole
- slice of pizza in a bush.
- 1014
- 00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,367
- Hailey:
- No way.
- 1015
- 00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,535
- Yeah, yeah, the
- little guy got it
- 1016
- 00:49:51,537 --> 00:49:53,336
- in his tiny little mouth.
- 1017
- 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,338
- He's quite the rascal.
- 1018
- 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:57,240
- He's the biggest rascal
- in the west, aren't you?
- 1019
- 00:49:57,242 --> 00:49:58,309
- Yeah, he's a good boy.
- 1020
- 00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,644
- I'm so happy that you're
- taking care of my babies.
- 1021
- 00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:03,280
- Dan:
- They're my babies now too.
- 1022
- 00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,349
- Franny:
- Dan? Are you up?
- 1023
- 00:50:05,351 --> 00:50:06,684
- (Dogs Barking)
- 1024
- 00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:08,352
- Hailey: I gotta go shoot
- my death scene now.
- 1025
- 00:50:08,354 --> 00:50:09,756
- Don't I look cute?
- 1026
- 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,559
- Very.
- Hailey: Bye Dan.
- 1027
- 00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:14,861
- Alright, see ya.
- 1028
- 00:50:17,530 --> 00:50:19,198
- (Sighs)
- 1029
- 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,999
- You're still up, yay.
- 1030
- 00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:24,602
- Yeah.
- 1031
- 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,836
- Hi.
- 1032
- 00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:27,370
- Hello, hey.
- 1033
- 00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:29,006
- How are you?
- How was your day?
- 1034
- 00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:31,374
- Good, fine, you know,
- it's fine.
- 1035
- 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,776
- Just fine?
- 1036
- 00:50:32,778 --> 00:50:34,214
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1037
- 00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,283
- What did you do?
- 1038
- 00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:41,385
- Nothin', just, you know,
- walked the dogs,
- 1039
- 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:42,389
- sort of thing.
- 1040
- 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,193
- Okay.
- 1041
- 00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:49,863
- Wanna know what I did?
- 1042
- 00:50:50,396 --> 00:50:51,861
- Sure.
- 1043
- 00:50:51,863 --> 00:50:54,867
- Oh, I had the craziest day.
- 1044
- 00:50:56,602 --> 00:50:58,801
- So we're on our second
- taping of the night, right?
- 1045
- 00:50:58,803 --> 00:51:02,039
- And Gavin makes Noah
- and I completely rewrite
- 1046
- 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,974
- everything we had
- done the night before.
- 1047
- 00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:07,278
- Like, everything,
- which is totally crazy
- 1048
- 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,780
- because Noah had this great
- idea that Gavin either
- 1049
- 00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:13,584
- never fully understood
- or understood too well
- 1050
- 00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:16,419
- and was threatened by
- and therefore scrapped it
- 1051
- 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,224
- before it had the
- chance to work.
- 1052
- 00:51:20,325 --> 00:51:23,794
- I got so mad but Noah just
- takes it in his very calm,
- 1053
- 00:51:23,796 --> 00:51:26,296
- zen-like way, you know?
- 1054
- 00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298
- He has this great
- attitude of like, this job
- 1055
- 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,334
- doesn't define me.
- 1056
- 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,336
- Isn't that a great attitude?
- 1057
- 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,341
- I have a bad attitude,
- I should fix that.
- 1058
- 00:51:38,811 --> 00:51:40,347
- (Sighs)
- 1059
- 00:51:51,423 --> 00:51:53,259
- Okay, what's wrong?
- 1060
- 00:51:57,463 --> 00:52:01,332
- Why don't I ever meet the
- people that you work with?
- 1061
- 00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:02,832
- You come home and you're
- talking about all these people
- 1062
- 00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:04,867
- that I've never met
- 1063
- 00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,470
- and you talk about
- them all the time.
- 1064
- 00:52:06,472 --> 00:52:07,870
- So I'd like to meet
- them at least so I
- 1065
- 00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,405
- Trust me, you do not
- wanna meet Gavin.
- 1066
- 00:52:09,407 --> 00:52:10,441
- He's such an idiot,
- 1067
- 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,307
- Honestly, you would
- mock him to his face.
- 1068
- 00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:13,609
- You wouldn't be
- able to handle it.
- 1069
- 00:52:13,611 --> 00:52:15,479
- Okay, what about Noah?
- 1070
- 00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:16,683
- Meet Noah?
- 1071
- 00:52:17,483 --> 00:52:18,685
- You wanna meet Noah?
- 1072
- 00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,063
- We could all do dinner.
- 1073
- 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:36,033
- We should have him and
- Sally over here for dinner.
- 1074
- 00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:39,339
- It'll be like our
- first dinner party.
- 1075
- 00:52:40,405 --> 00:52:41,738
- Wanna do that?
- 1076
- 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,506
- It'll be fun.
- 1077
- 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:44,908
- Dan:
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- 1078
- 00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:46,410
- I'd like that.
- 1079
- 00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,414
- Okay.
- 1080
- 00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:00,557
- Did you know you have
- a mole on your neck
- 1081
- 00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:01,928
- shaped like Florida?
- 1082
- 00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:05,765
- Yeah, that's
- always been there.
- 1083
- 00:53:07,499 --> 00:53:10,369
- (Engines Whirring)
- 1084
- 00:53:13,506 --> 00:53:17,508
- (Solemn Instrumental)
- 1085
- 00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:25,548
- ♪
- 1086
- 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,386
- Franny? Hello?
- 1087
- 00:53:29,121 --> 00:53:31,555
- - Hey, this place is unbelievable.
- - Hi.
- 1088
- 00:53:31,557 --> 00:53:33,624
- Franny: Yeah, it's
- pretty great, right?
- 1089
- 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,024
- This is, uh, Sally.
- 1090
- 00:53:35,026 --> 00:53:36,428
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 1091
- 00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:39,262
- It's so nice to meet you.
- 1092
- 00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:40,631
- - Yeah, I've heard-
- - I've heard, yeah.
- 1093
- 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:41,731
- (Chuckling)
- 1094
- 00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,968
- I've heard so much about, um.
- 1095
- 00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:46,503
- Dan, this is Noah.
- 1096
- 00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,104
- - Hi. Nice to meet
- - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- 1097
- 00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:49,640
- - Here.
- - Hey, wow.
- 1098
- 00:53:49,642 --> 00:53:50,877
- Thank you.
- 1099
- 00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:53,075
- - Hi, Dan.
- - Sally.
- 1100
- 00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:55,646
- So everything's
- kind of over there.
- 1101
- 00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:57,613
- Dan:
- This is nice.
- 1102
- 00:53:57,615 --> 00:53:58,818
- You smell great.
- 1103
- 00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:01,017
- Dan: This is nice, this
- is not from Trader Joe's.
- 1104
- 00:54:01,019 --> 00:54:03,586
- I know that much.
- Sally: No, it's not.
- 1105
- 00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,424
- Dan:
- We have white wine, beers, uh
- 1106
- 00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:08,492
- Sally:
- And of course,
- 1107
- 00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:10,126
- an hour before our wedding,
- 1108
- 00:54:10,128 --> 00:54:12,162
- all the power along
- the PCH goes out.
- 1109
- 00:54:12,164 --> 00:54:13,400
- - No.
- - Oh, yes.
- 1110
- 00:54:13,965 --> 00:54:16,499
- So then I lost my mind.
- 1111
- 00:54:16,501 --> 00:54:17,800
- I just became a total spaz.
- 1112
- 00:54:17,802 --> 00:54:18,901
- I mean, like, bridezilla.
- 1113
- 00:54:18,903 --> 00:54:19,903
- I was crying,
- 1114
- 00:54:19,905 --> 00:54:20,903
- I was screaming,
- 1115
- 00:54:20,905 --> 00:54:22,238
- I may or may not have
- thrown something.
- 1116
- 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,173
- Noah: No, you only threw my
- phone against a wall twice.
- 1117
- 00:54:24,175 --> 00:54:25,175
- (Laughing)
- 1118
- 00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:26,477
- I know, I'm sorry, honey.
- 1119
- 00:54:26,479 --> 00:54:27,577
- But I have a good excuse.
- 1120
- 00:54:27,579 --> 00:54:29,512
- See, I was completely insane.
- 1121
- 00:54:29,514 --> 00:54:30,513
- Franny:
- So what happened?
- 1122
- 00:54:30,515 --> 00:54:33,649
- It's giving me sweats
- just thinking about it.
- 1123
- 00:54:33,651 --> 00:54:34,917
- Sally:
- Thank you.
- 1124
- 00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:36,586
- Noah, god bless him,
- 1125
- 00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:37,653
- he sat me down,
- 1126
- 00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:38,689
- he dried my cheeks,
- 1127
- 00:54:38,691 --> 00:54:40,624
- and he said that he
- didn't care where or when
- 1128
- 00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:41,624
- we got married.
- 1129
- 00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,260
- Could be in the fucking
- dark for all he cared
- 1130
- 00:54:43,262 --> 00:54:44,660
- I did not curse on
- our wedding day.
- 1131
- 00:54:44,662 --> 00:54:47,129
- You did, you totally did.
- 1132
- 00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:50,867
- And you said that nothing
- could ruin this day
- 1133
- 00:54:50,869 --> 00:54:53,772
- because it would
- always be our day.
- 1134
- 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,543
- Wow, that's
- 1135
- 00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,546
- - that's beautiful.
- - Yeah, that's really beautiful.
- 1136
- 00:55:00,813 --> 00:55:03,012
- We should remember
- that for our wedding.
- 1137
- 00:55:03,014 --> 00:55:04,280
- I thought you were married.
- 1138
- 00:55:04,282 --> 00:55:05,582
- Franny:
- No we are, we just
- 1139
- 00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:06,649
- we never had a real wedding.
- 1140
- 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,053
- Probably never will.
- 1141
- 00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:10,086
- No, we're going to.
- 1142
- 00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,854
- We're going to, now that I can
- afford it, we're going to.
- 1143
- 00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:13,624
- I think in March, right?
- 1144
- 00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:14,624
- Sure.
- 1145
- 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,693
- March is great, springtime.
- 1146
- 00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,562
- Noah: So Dan, what is
- it that you do again?
- 1147
- 00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:21,532
- I know you don't get to
- see Franny very often
- 1148
- 00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:24,133
- 'cause she's locked up in
- duck, duck, goose jail with me.
- 1149
- 00:55:24,135 --> 00:55:27,537
- Dan: I'm a dog-walker,
- so I do I walk dogs.
- 1150
- 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:28,872
- Noah: Why did I think
- that you're an actor?
- 1151
- 00:55:28,874 --> 00:55:30,673
- Franny, you told me
- he was an actor, right?
- 1152
- 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:32,309
- - He is an actor.
- - Oh I do that as well.
- 1153
- 00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:35,077
- - He's an excellent actor.
- - No, no.
- 1154
- 00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:38,981
- Uh, two years ago was the last
- time I was paid to act, so.
- 1155
- 00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:41,520
- Yeah, I'm an excellent actor.
- 1156
- 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,923
- Daniel Day Lewis over here.
- 1157
- 00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:51,564
- I'm a consumer consultant.
- 1158
- 00:55:53,999 --> 00:55:55,869
- Cool, that's awesome.
- 1159
- 00:55:57,903 --> 00:56:01,271
- I'm really sorry about the fish.
- 1160
- 00:56:01,273 --> 00:56:02,573
- Noah: Oh, no.
- Sally: Oh, no.
- 1161
- 00:56:02,575 --> 00:56:05,108
- I just feel so bad.
- 1162
- 00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,709
- It was supposed to be like a
- 1163
- 00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:09,713
- like a poached
- halibut um something,
- 1164
- 00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,847
- - brown sauce.
- - No, fish is hard.
- 1165
- 00:56:11,849 --> 00:56:14,283
- - Lemon really helps.
- - Mhm.
- 1166
- 00:56:14,285 --> 00:56:16,053
- Yeah it is, it is hard,
- 1167
- 00:56:16,055 --> 00:56:18,622
- that's why I told you
- you shouldn't try it.
- 1168
- 00:56:18,624 --> 00:56:19,890
- Which wasn't very helpful.
- 1169
- 00:56:19,892 --> 00:56:21,591
- Well, I set the table.
- 1170
- 00:56:21,593 --> 00:56:22,725
- You did.
- 1171
- 00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,727
- He did set the table.
- 1172
- 00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,565
- And the forks are
- on the left side.
- 1173
- 00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:33,870
- Oh, babe?
- 1174
- 00:56:33,872 --> 00:56:36,640
- Will you get more wine?
- 1175
- 00:56:36,642 --> 00:56:39,609
- (Dogs Barking)
- 1176
- 00:56:39,611 --> 00:56:41,311
- Noah: Did I tell you I'm
- training for a marathon?
- 1177
- 00:56:41,313 --> 00:56:42,678
- Franny:
- What?
- 1178
- 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,648
- You're becoming one
- of those people?
- 1179
- 00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,617
- (Laughing)
- 1180
- 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322
- Noah: I know, it's awful.
- Sally: It's awful.
- 1181
- 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,091
- Uh, I got some, uh,
- 1182
- 00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:56,258
- some leftovers if you
- guys are interested.
- 1183
- 00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,096
- It's leftover chicken
- from this morning.
- 1184
- 00:57:00,331 --> 00:57:02,334
- If you guys want
- some, it's chicken.
- 1185
- 00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,135
- Want some honey?
- 1186
- 00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:07,169
- - Sure.
- - It's for you.
- 1187
- 00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:08,675
- Thank you babe. Mmm.
- 1188
- 00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,776
- - Want some?
- - Oh, it's really good.
- 1189
- 00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:13,977
- Thank you.
- 1190
- 00:57:13,979 --> 00:57:18,985
- (Moaning)
- 1191
- 00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:22,019
- I'll-I'll have some.
- 1192
- 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:24,153
- - That looks good.
- - You don't have to do that.
- 1193
- 00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:25,155
- It's fine.
- 1194
- 00:57:25,157 --> 00:57:26,359
- Oh, it smells good.
- 1195
- 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,258
- You want some?
- 1196
- 00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,392
- - I'm okay, thank you.
- - You sure?
- 1197
- 00:57:29,394 --> 00:57:31,294
- - It's really delicious.
- - No I'm really okay,
- 1198
- 00:57:31,296 --> 00:57:32,394
- thank you.
- Sally: It's good and cold.
- 1199
- 00:57:32,396 --> 00:57:34,430
- Dan: There's dark meat
- and some light meat.
- 1200
- 00:57:34,432 --> 00:57:35,798
- And I don't know, what's
- the difference between
- 1201
- 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,166
- dark meat and light meat?
- 1202
- 00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:38,801
- - The colour.
- - The kind of the-
- 1203
- 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,037
- - the kind of the chicken.
- - Where (sighs)-
- 1204
- 00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:42,205
- Yeah.
- 1205
- 00:57:42,207 --> 00:57:45,341
- The owner of this house has
- unbelievable penmanship.
- 1206
- 00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,709
- Sally: Gorgeous!
- Noah: I'll say that for her.
- 1207
- 00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:47,711
- This is incredible.
- 1208
- 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,345
- Franny:
- Yes, this is the chick.
- 1209
- 00:57:49,347 --> 00:57:53,716
- That's her face and this
- is the inside of her soul.
- 1210
- 00:57:53,718 --> 00:57:55,017
- Noah: Wait a second.
- Franny: Wait, you gotta read,
- 1211
- 00:57:55,019 --> 00:57:57,988
- you gotta wait 'til
- you get to the poetry.
- 1212
- 00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,455
- Noah:
- There's verse?
- 1213
- 00:57:59,457 --> 00:58:00,890
- Franny: This chick, she writes like,
- she's in these fucking movies
- 1214
- 00:58:00,892 --> 00:58:02,758
- but she writes.
- 1215
- 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,827
- Noah: This is gorgeous,
- these are gorgeous.
- 1216
- 00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,062
- Franny: Gorgeous.
- Noah: These are gorgeous.
- 1217
- 00:58:06,064 --> 00:58:07,731
- Franny:
- We should use these.
- 1218
- 00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:08,899
- Noah: What's her rhyme
- scheme of choice?
- 1219
- 00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:10,700
- Dan:
- Hey, hey, stop!
- 1220
- 00:58:10,702 --> 00:58:12,369
- Stop that, don't read that.
- 1221
- 00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:14,403
- - Stop reading from that.
- - Sorry sorry sorry.
- 1222
- 00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:15,705
- Dan:
- Don't-don't read this.
- 1223
- 00:58:15,707 --> 00:58:17,707
- This is-this is private stuff,
- 1224
- 00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:18,809
- no one else reads this.
- 1225
- 00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,213
- We were kidding.
- 1226
- 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,713
- Dan:
- This is my job, Franny.
- 1227
- 00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:25,782
- I have a job too, you know.
- 1228
- 00:58:25,784 --> 00:58:26,783
- I know.
- 1229
- 00:58:26,785 --> 00:58:27,751
- Dan:
- Do you?
- 1230
- 00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:28,885
- Because you're not
- treating me with any
- 1231
- 00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:29,888
- People need respect.
- 1232
- 00:58:30,756 --> 00:58:32,888
- Huh? People need respect,
- she needs respect.
- 1233
- 00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:34,093
- Everyone needs respect.
- 1234
- 00:58:35,093 --> 00:58:36,225
- You know, this woman,
- 1235
- 00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,028
- she's-she's-she's
- something else, man.
- 1236
- 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,232
- She-
- 1237
- 00:58:40,398 --> 00:58:43,899
- she gets it, she understands
- and-and you're making fun.
- 1238
- 00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:46,336
- And that's not nice,
- it's very rude.
- 1239
- 00:58:46,338 --> 00:58:49,342
- I-I-I just-I just think
- it's very-very bad taste.
- 1240
- 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,874
- (Clunk)
- Dan: Oh fuck.
- 1241
- 00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:52,876
- Sally:
- Oh, Dan.
- 1242
- 00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:55,778
- Hey man, I'm so sorry.
- 1243
- 00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:56,782
- Dan:
- Fuck!
- 1244
- 00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,919
- I'm sorry, babe.
- 1245
- 00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,919
- Dan:
- I'll be walking the dogs.
- 1246
- 00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:05,122
- ♪ On the morning you left
- 1247
- 00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:08,925
- ♪ The wind was kind
- 1248
- 00:59:08,927 --> 00:59:14,930
- ♪ It told us to believe
- 1249
- 00:59:14,932 --> 00:59:17,033
- ♪ That the strongest of hearts
- 1250
- 00:59:17,035 --> 00:59:19,739
- ♪ Could overcome
- 1251
- 00:59:20,773 --> 00:59:25,941
- ♪ The length of every mile
- 1252
- 00:59:25,943 --> 00:59:28,879
- ♪ Put between ♪
- 1253
- 00:59:28,881 --> 00:59:33,886
- (Acoustic Guitar Music)
- 1254
- 00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:37,990
- Franny:
- Jesus.
- 1255
- 00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:40,760
- Hey.
- 1256
- 00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:42,994
- What are you doing?
- 1257
- 00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:45,394
- Ah sorry, I was just-
- 1258
- 00:59:45,396 --> 00:59:46,930
- I was looking for the bathroom.
- 1259
- 00:59:46,932 --> 00:59:48,767
- I saw this.
- 1260
- 00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:53,836
- Now this is some good poetry.
- 1261
- 00:59:53,838 --> 00:59:54,840
- (Franny Chuckles)
- 1262
- 00:59:55,941 --> 00:59:57,006
- What's up?
- 1263
- 00:59:57,008 --> 00:59:58,841
- Are you okay?
- 1264
- 00:59:58,843 --> 00:59:59,845
- Mmhmm.
- 1265
- 01:00:04,983 --> 01:00:07,820
- Do you ever feel
- like something?
- 1266
- 01:00:09,588 --> 01:00:13,793
- Sometimes everything
- is just hard?
- 1267
- 01:00:18,162 --> 01:00:19,896
- All the time.
- 1268
- 01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:21,534
- Do you remember where we work?
- 1269
- 01:00:25,604 --> 01:00:27,206
- Here listen to this.
- 1270
- 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,843
- "A mermaid found
- a swimming lad,
- 1271
- 01:00:32,845 --> 01:00:34,611
- "Picked him for her own,
- 1272
- 01:00:34,613 --> 01:00:36,979
- "Pressed her body to his body,
- 1273
- 01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:40,617
- "Laughed; and plunging down,
- 1274
- 01:00:40,619 --> 01:00:42,184
- "Forgot in cruel happiness
- 1275
- 01:00:42,186 --> 01:00:44,322
- "That even lovers drown."
- 1276
- 01:01:07,044 --> 01:01:08,044
- God I hope Dan knows
- 1277
- 01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,916
- how lucky he is.
- 1278
- 01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,883
- Thanks for dinner.
- 1279
- 01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:14,887
- We'll let ourselves out.
- 1280
- 01:01:17,889 --> 01:01:21,892
- (Dramatic Music)
- 1281
- 01:01:21,894 --> 01:01:31,934
- ♪
- 1282
- 01:01:31,936 --> 01:01:41,979
- ♪
- 1283
- 01:01:41,981 --> 01:01:51,954
- ♪
- 1284
- 01:01:51,956 --> 01:02:01,999
- ♪
- 1285
- 01:02:02,001 --> 01:02:11,975
- ♪
- 1286
- 01:02:11,977 --> 01:02:22,019
- ♪
- 1287
- 01:02:22,021 --> 01:02:31,995
- ♪
- 1288
- 01:02:31,997 --> 01:02:42,039
- ♪
- 1289
- 01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:52,015
- ♪
- 1290
- 01:02:52,017 --> 01:02:58,687
- ♪
- 1291
- 01:02:58,689 --> 01:03:02,695
- (Car Blinker Clicking)
- 1292
- 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:15,137
- (Suspenseful Music)
- 1293
- 01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:25,180
- ♪
- 1294
- 01:03:25,182 --> 01:03:32,155
- ♪
- 1295
- 01:03:32,157 --> 01:03:34,224
- (Swelling Heartbeats)
- 1296
- 01:03:34,226 --> 01:03:36,059
- (Brakes Squeal)
- 1297
- 01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:39,329
- (Heavy Breathing)
- 1298
- 01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:40,332
- Noah:
- Hey!
- 1299
- 01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:43,369
- What the?
- 1300
- 01:03:45,137 --> 01:03:46,138
- Franny?
- 1301
- 01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:49,507
- You just rear ended my car!
- 1302
- 01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,508
- Franny:
- Um-
- 1303
- 01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:53,544
- Noah:
- You texted me
- 1304
- 01:03:53,546 --> 01:03:55,512
- that it was like an
- emergency or something-
- 1305
- 01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:57,079
- No, I'm fine.
- 1306
- 01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:59,084
- - Are you drunk?
- - Everything's fine, no.
- 1307
- 01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,550
- You're a little drunk.
- 1308
- 01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,388
- No, I-I'm fine. I just-
- 1309
- 01:04:04,822 --> 01:04:05,655
- Just what?
- 1310
- 01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:09,028
- It was hoping that,
- uh, like, um.
- 1311
- 01:04:10,227 --> 01:04:11,229
- What?
- 1312
- 01:04:12,664 --> 01:04:13,666
- What?
- 1313
- 01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,142
- (Heavy Breathing)
- 1314
- 01:04:26,144 --> 01:04:28,781
- We can go to my apartment.
- 1315
- 01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,217
- Noah:
- Yeah.
- 1316
- 01:04:33,285 --> 01:04:34,283
- Franny:
- Right here?
- 1317
- 01:04:34,285 --> 01:04:35,287
- Noah:
- Yeah.
- 1318
- 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,427
- Is that okay?
- 1319
- 01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:46,695
- Oh, my god.
- 1320
- 01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:48,097
- Are they your tits?
- 1321
- 01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,101
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- 1322
- 01:04:50,769 --> 01:04:52,234
- What?
- Franny: My shoes.
- 1323
- 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,439
- Oh.
- 1324
- 01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,541
- All right, there.
- 1325
- 01:04:57,275 --> 01:04:58,441
- Is that all right?
- 1326
- 01:04:58,443 --> 01:04:59,645
- Yeah, okay.
- 1327
- 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,245
- Okay, okay.
- 1328
- 01:05:02,247 --> 01:05:04,750
- (Loud Orgasmic Cries)
- 1329
- 01:05:07,151 --> 01:05:08,251
- - Noah: Is that all right?
- - Yeah.
- 1330
- 01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:09,885
- - Yeah?
- - This is good, right?
- 1331
- 01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:12,454
- - Noah: Yeah.
- - It's what we wanted.
- 1332
- 01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:14,591
- Noah:
- Yeah, absolutely.
- 1333
- 01:05:14,593 --> 01:05:23,198
- (Heavy Breathing)
- 1334
- 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,070
- Noah:
- Okay.
- 1335
- 01:05:24,903 --> 01:05:26,105
- You okay?
- 1336
- 01:05:28,807 --> 01:05:29,809
- Franny:
- Oh, uh.
- 1337
- 01:05:31,409 --> 01:05:40,617
- (Heavy Breathing)
- 1338
- 01:05:40,619 --> 01:05:42,285
- Noah:
- Okay, yeah, I'm going to cum.
- 1339
- 01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:43,620
- Franny:
- Okay, don't cum inside.
- 1340
- 01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:46,689
- Noah:
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 1341
- 01:05:46,691 --> 01:05:48,127
- Sorry, sorry.
- 1342
- 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,296
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1343
- 01:05:53,164 --> 01:05:54,166
- Okay.
- 1344
- 01:05:55,599 --> 01:05:56,802
- Oh, shit.
- 1345
- 01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,438
- - That's, there, ah.
- - All right.
- 1346
- 01:06:00,671 --> 01:06:04,175
- (Heavy Breathing)
- 1347
- 01:06:07,178 --> 01:06:08,180
- Noah:
- Sorry.
- 1348
- 01:06:09,381 --> 01:06:10,382
- Oh god.
- 1349
- 01:06:14,485 --> 01:06:15,484
- Wow.
- 1350
- 01:06:15,486 --> 01:06:17,387
- It's a whole process, huh?
- 1351
- 01:06:17,389 --> 01:06:18,390
- Yeah.
- 1352
- 01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:20,793
- Noah:
- Okay.
- 1353
- 01:06:25,963 --> 01:06:28,463
- Uh, you'll-you'll shoot
- me a text though, right?
- 1354
- 01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:29,532
- When you uh-
- 1355
- 01:06:29,534 --> 01:06:31,233
- when you're back, just
- so I now you're okay?
- 1356
- 01:06:31,235 --> 01:06:33,271
- - Yeah.
- - Okay (laughs).
- 1357
- 01:06:33,637 --> 01:06:34,840
- (Car Door Slams)
- 1358
- 01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:38,677
- (Engine Whirrs)
- 1359
- 01:06:45,383 --> 01:06:49,385
- (Solemn Instrumental)
- 1360
- 01:06:49,387 --> 01:06:59,229
- ♪
- 1361
- 01:06:59,231 --> 01:07:09,207
- ♪
- 1362
- 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,881
- Dan:
- Franny?
- 1363
- 01:07:52,816 --> 01:07:54,320
- Where were you?
- 1364
- 01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:58,356
- Dan:
- On a walk.
- 1365
- 01:08:02,827 --> 01:08:04,830
- Tonight was the worst.
- 1366
- 01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:08,398
- Dan:
- I know.
- 1367
- 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,399
- I know, I'm sorry.
- 1368
- 01:08:09,401 --> 01:08:10,769
- That was my fault.
- 1369
- 01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:12,972
- All my fault.
- 1370
- 01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,353
- What's with you
- and that diary?
- 1371
- 01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:34,960
- Nothing.
- 1372
- 01:08:43,401 --> 01:08:45,470
- What's with you
- and that guy?
- 1373
- 01:08:51,942 --> 01:08:53,344
- Nothing.
- 1374
- 01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:05,390
- Hey, don't cry.
- 1375
- 01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,459
- Come here.
- 1376
- 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,396
- Don't cry.
- Come here, baby
- 1377
- 01:09:11,528 --> 01:09:12,731
- I'm sorry.
- 1378
- 01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:18,670
- I'm sorry too.
- 1379
- 01:09:20,871 --> 01:09:22,073
- It's okay.
- 1380
- 01:09:23,508 --> 01:09:24,510
- I love you.
- 1381
- 01:09:28,513 --> 01:09:31,383
- - Franny: I love you, too.
- - I love you.
- 1382
- 01:09:33,518 --> 01:09:34,516
- Ow, ow.
- 1383
- 01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,854
- You got to be careful
- because I hurt my nose.
- 1384
- 01:09:37,856 --> 01:09:39,058
- It's hurting.
- 1385
- 01:09:59,477 --> 01:10:01,546
- (Groaning)
- 1386
- 01:10:07,552 --> 01:10:09,955
- (Retching)
- 1387
- 01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,890
- Are you okay?
- 1388
- 01:10:13,892 --> 01:10:16,795
- - (Retching)
- - Oh.
- 1389
- 01:10:26,804 --> 01:10:29,407
- (Retching)
- 1390
- 01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:36,479
- (Sombre Music)
- 1391
- 01:10:36,481 --> 01:10:46,521
- ♪
- 1392
- 01:10:46,523 --> 01:11:01,471
- ♪
- 1393
- 01:11:01,473 --> 01:11:04,109
- (Sighs)
- 1394
- 01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:10,980
- No, not a choreographer.
- 1395
- 01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:12,618
- Like, an actual...
- 1396
- 01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,618
- Anyway, can we just
- find something else
- 1397
- 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,921
- besides a v-neck?
- 1398
- 01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,655
- No, I'm not being funny.
- 1399
- 01:11:20,657 --> 01:11:22,492
- Please just like, something,
- 1400
- 01:11:22,494 --> 01:11:23,695
- something slimming.
- 1401
- 01:11:24,562 --> 01:11:25,627
- Yeah, I don't care.
- 1402
- 01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:26,762
- He doesn't look good in cords.
- 1403
- 01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:28,029
- You can tell him from me,
- it's not the lighting.
- 1404
- 01:11:28,031 --> 01:11:28,830
- It's his face.
- 1405
- 01:11:28,832 --> 01:11:31,601
- Trust me, orzo is
- not gluten free.
- 1406
- 01:11:31,603 --> 01:11:32,868
- I don't care what
- he's telling you.
- 1407
- 01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:34,870
- The catering is
- absolute garbage.
- 1408
- 01:11:34,872 --> 01:11:37,172
- We need more sandwiches.
- 1409
- 01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:38,576
- Bye.
- 1410
- 01:11:41,679 --> 01:11:42,878
- (Whispering) Hello.
- 1411
- 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,482
- (Whispering) Hi.
- 1412
- 01:11:45,215 --> 01:11:46,451
- How are you?
- 1413
- 01:11:47,285 --> 01:11:48,586
- I'm good.
- 1414
- 01:11:52,557 --> 01:11:53,559
- How'd you sleep?
- 1415
- 01:11:54,893 --> 01:11:56,559
- Um, I slept great.
- 1416
- 01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:57,563
- How 'bout you?
- 1417
- 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,131
- Good, good.
- 1418
- 01:12:05,303 --> 01:12:08,303
- Uh, so last night, I-
- 1419
- 01:12:08,305 --> 01:12:09,271
- Hey, you know, I have to-
- 1420
- 01:12:09,273 --> 01:12:12,807
- I have to get these
- revisions to Gavin asap.
- 1421
- 01:12:12,809 --> 01:12:14,743
- Cool, okay.
- 1422
- 01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,515
- Noah:
- But I'll see you later, okay?
- 1423
- 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,851
- (Office Chatter)
- 1424
- 01:12:21,853 --> 01:12:25,855
- (Sombre Music)
- 1425
- 01:12:25,857 --> 01:12:27,856
- ♪
- 1426
- 01:12:27,858 --> 01:12:28,861
- House keys,
- 1427
- 01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:32,028
- um eye drops, medicine.
- 1428
- 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,029
- Yep, that's it, boys.
- 1429
- 01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:35,030
- I think that's it.
- 1430
- 01:12:35,032 --> 01:12:38,700
- So in an hour, your
- mom's going to be back
- 1431
- 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,002
- and, uh that's it
- 1432
- 01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:42,607
- then I'll be gone.
- 1433
- 01:12:45,343 --> 01:12:49,345
- (Sombre Music)
- 1434
- 01:12:49,347 --> 01:13:02,725
- ♪
- 1435
- 01:13:02,727 --> 01:13:04,897
- (Sighs)
- 1436
- 01:13:07,130 --> 01:13:11,132
- (Sombre Music)
- 1437
- 01:13:11,134 --> 01:13:21,177
- ♪
- 1438
- 01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:31,221
- ♪
- 1439
- 01:13:31,223 --> 01:13:44,766
- ♪
- 1440
- 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,401
- (Security Alarm Beeping)
- 1441
- 01:13:46,403 --> 01:13:47,936
- (Barking)
- 1442
- 01:13:47,938 --> 01:13:49,337
- - Dan: Hey.
- - Oh, my god!
- 1443
- 01:13:49,339 --> 01:13:50,672
- Dan:
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1444
- 01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,675
- Woman:
- Oh, uh.
- 1445
- 01:13:52,677 --> 01:13:53,679
- Who are you?
- 1446
- 01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:55,712
- What are you doing here?
- 1447
- 01:13:55,714 --> 01:13:58,013
- Oh, I'm the, uh, I'm
- the-the dog sitter.
- 1448
- 01:13:58,015 --> 01:13:59,347
- Who are you?
- 1449
- 01:13:59,349 --> 01:14:01,283
- I'm here to take
- care of the dogs.
- 1450
- 01:14:01,285 --> 01:14:03,689
- Hailey said you'd be gone?
- 1451
- 01:14:04,821 --> 01:14:06,657
- Yeah, yep.
- 1452
- 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,257
- Yep. That's where I'm going.
- 1453
- 01:14:09,259 --> 01:14:10,661
- Um, I'm going now.
- 1454
- 01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:15,096
- Um, I-I gave uh
- Apollo his eye drops
- 1455
- 01:14:15,098 --> 01:14:16,666
- and I-I fed both the dogs.
- 1456
- 01:14:16,668 --> 01:14:17,667
- (Barking)
- 1457
- 01:14:17,669 --> 01:14:18,670
- See ya.
- 1458
- 01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,851
- Franny:
- Stupid.
- 1459
- 01:14:45,329 --> 01:14:47,898
- (Brakes Squeak)
- 1460
- 01:14:56,307 --> 01:14:57,309
- (Honk)
- 1461
- 01:15:28,171 --> 01:15:29,741
- Are you happy?
- 1462
- 01:15:31,442 --> 01:15:32,678
- Yeah.
- 1463
- 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,717
- Want some ice cream?
- 1464
- 01:15:39,049 --> 01:15:40,251
- Nnn nnn.
- 1465
- 01:16:01,238 --> 01:16:14,949
- (Video Game Chatter)
- 1466
- 01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:15,954
- Hey.
- 1467
- 01:16:16,954 --> 01:16:18,156
- Love you.
- 1468
- 01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:20,759
- Love you too.
- 1469
- 01:16:33,437 --> 01:16:34,840
- (Sighs)
- 1470
- 01:16:35,138 --> 01:16:39,141
- (Loud Dance Music)
- 1471
- 01:16:39,143 --> 01:16:49,185
- ♪
- 1472
- 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:57,959
- ♪
- 1473
- 01:16:57,961 --> 01:17:01,997
- This girl is getting
- married tomorrow!
- 1474
- 01:17:01,999 --> 01:17:04,836
- (Cheering)
- 1475
- 01:17:05,902 --> 01:17:09,904
- (Loud Dance Music)
- 1476
- 01:17:09,906 --> 01:17:19,949
- ♪
- 1477
- 01:17:19,951 --> 01:17:29,993
- ♪
- 1478
- 01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:39,968
- ♪
- 1479
- 01:17:39,970 --> 01:17:47,008
- ♪
- 1480
- 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:51,816
- (Retching)
- 1481
- 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:58,953
- Dancer:
- Ugh, okay sweetie,
- 1482
- 01:17:58,955 --> 01:18:01,090
- it's time for you to go home.
- 1483
- 01:18:01,092 --> 01:18:09,230
- (Panting)
- 1484
- 01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,969
- No, I don't wanna, I'm
- going to stay here.
- 1485
- 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,272
- You look so pretty.
- 1486
- 01:18:21,077 --> 01:18:24,048
- (Sighs)
- 1487
- 01:19:45,062 --> 01:19:46,097
- I'm fine.
- 1488
- 01:19:54,071 --> 01:19:56,174
- (Sobbing)
- 1489
- 01:20:04,482 --> 01:20:06,051
- Everything's fine.
- 1490
- 01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,351
- I'm just stressed,
- which is normal.
- 1491
- 01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:11,520
- Everyone's stressed.
- 1492
- 01:20:11,522 --> 01:20:14,059
- Shh, just take a deep breath.
- 1493
- 01:20:15,026 --> 01:20:18,229
- (Exhales Heavily)
- 1494
- 01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:27,336
- Maybe it's just like,
- 1495
- 01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,171
- that the first
- year of marriage
- 1496
- 01:20:29,173 --> 01:20:30,172
- is the hardest, you know?
- 1497
- 01:20:30,174 --> 01:20:31,977
- Like, that old saying.
- 1498
- 01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,310
- And like, in a few years,
- 1499
- 01:20:36,312 --> 01:20:38,146
- I'll look back
- at it and laugh.
- 1500
- 01:20:38,148 --> 01:20:39,148
- (Chuckling)
- 1501
- 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,382
- Joanne:
- Baby, look at me.
- 1502
- 01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,083
- That saying's bullshit.
- 1503
- 01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:43,552
- The first year
- should be your best.
- 1504
- 01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:45,319
- It wasn't, none of us
- would stick around
- 1505
- 01:20:45,321 --> 01:20:48,356
- because it only gets harder.
- 1506
- 01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:49,561
- Much harder.
- 1507
- 01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,062
- That's horrible (chuckles).
- 1508
- 01:20:54,064 --> 01:20:55,265
- Life is horrible.
- 1509
- 01:20:57,535 --> 01:20:58,536
- Baby girl.
- 1510
- 01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:05,009
- You should be busting
- at the seams right now.
- 1511
- 01:21:07,244 --> 01:21:08,045
- No.
- 1512
- 01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:13,449
- I feel really stupid.
- 1513
- 01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:15,286
- Joanne:
- Oh no, baby, no.
- 1514
- 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,520
- I just feel bad.
- 1515
- 01:21:18,522 --> 01:21:20,125
- Joanne:
- Oh my sweetheart, no.
- 1516
- 01:21:27,263 --> 01:21:28,864
- You didn't hug me
- enough as a kid.
- 1517
- 01:21:28,866 --> 01:21:31,766
- I think that's why I
- have so many problems.
- 1518
- 01:21:31,768 --> 01:21:35,139
- (Sobbing and Chuckling)
- 1519
- 01:21:37,707 --> 01:21:39,309
- Really?
- 1520
- 01:21:54,724 --> 01:22:00,729
- (Sombre Music)
- 1521
- 01:22:00,731 --> 01:22:10,771
- ♪
- 1522
- 01:22:10,773 --> 01:22:20,816
- ♪
- 1523
- 01:22:20,818 --> 01:22:30,792
- ♪
- 1524
- 01:22:30,794 --> 01:22:41,502
- ♪
- 1525
- 01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,175
- Franny:
- I was a bad wife (chuckles).
- 1526
- 01:22:51,948 --> 01:22:54,451
- I think I was a bad wife too.
- 1527
- 01:22:55,719 --> 01:22:58,223
- (Chuckling)
- 1528
- 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:08,329
- (Somber Piano Music)
- 1529
- 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:18,507
- ♪
- 1530
- 01:23:18,509 --> 01:23:22,243
- (Cheering and Applauding)
- 1531
- 01:23:22,245 --> 01:23:24,245
- Man:
- Come on, guys!
- 1532
- 01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:25,480
- Dan:
- Hey guys, hello.
- 1533
- 01:23:25,482 --> 01:23:26,648
- (Microphone Feedback)
- 1534
- 01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:27,748
- I'm so bad at this.
- 1535
- 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,351
- Um, hi.
- 1536
- 01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:33,422
- Thank you all for being
- here for our wedding party
- 1537
- 01:23:33,424 --> 01:23:36,225
- for a wedding that
- already happened.
- 1538
- 01:23:36,227 --> 01:23:38,930
- We like to do
- everything backwards.
- 1539
- 01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:46,437
- Um...
- 1540
- 01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:51,273
- but that's not the only
- reason why we're here.
- 1541
- 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:55,245
- Yeah, there's something else
- that we need to tell you, um-
- 1542
- 01:23:58,749 --> 01:24:00,751
- We don't want to
- be married anymore.
- 1543
- 01:24:04,254 --> 01:24:06,723
- We tried it and
- it wasn't for us.
- 1544
- 01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:14,933
- We tried.
- 1545
- 01:24:17,034 --> 01:24:19,603
- You don't know if
- you don't try.
- 1546
- 01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:23,408
- To Franny.
- 1547
- 01:24:26,442 --> 01:24:28,278
- Man: Cheers.
- Woman: Cheers!
- 1548
- 01:24:30,347 --> 01:24:33,951
- (Applauding)
- 1549
- 01:25:05,081 --> 01:25:10,287
- (Cheering)
- 1550
- 01:25:12,356 --> 01:25:16,458
- (Sombre Music)
- 1551
- 01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:26,101
- ♪
- 1552
- 01:25:26,103 --> 01:25:39,347
- ♪
- 1553
- 01:25:39,349 --> 01:25:43,351
- (Rock Reggae Music)
- 1554
- 01:25:43,353 --> 01:25:49,360
- ♪
- 1555
- 01:25:49,362 --> 01:25:54,362
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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