[S] Brian: Damage Control

==BEGIN==
DM_TZIVOS
The monsters charge forward toward the city walls, letting out various cries and roars
You can see 4 imps, 4 ogres, and 2 basilisks charging at the city
the ogres trail behind the pack, just within your melee range, and the basilisks lead the charge, being ridden by two imps
there's a total of 150 feet between you and the city wall
the basilisks at the head of the pack are 115 feet away from the wall
Tyrus prepares to open fire as other guards run to provide support
roll initiative
Brian_Carter
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {11}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 4#1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=15 ]{17}, [ 1d20=10 ]{12}, [ 1d20=1 ]{3}, [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 4#1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{18}, [ 1d20=12 ]{12}, [ 1d20=8 ]{8}, [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#1d20+5
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=13 ]{18}, [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
DM_TZIVOS
turn order:
DM_TZIVOS
gloves-can basilisk > foam gloves ogre 1 > sandbag basilisk > foam imp 1 > border patrol guards > gas-can ogre > foam imp 2 > You > foam imp 3 > foam sandbag ogre > gloves-can ogre loses a turn > sandbag imp loses a turn
the basilisks, being ridden by two foam imps, scamper forward 30 feet, stopping 85 feet until the wall. foam gloves ogre 1 follows, stopping 90 feet from the wall
the border patrol guards open fire on the basilisks
!roll 4#1d20+6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{24}, [ 1d20=9 ]{15}, [ 1d20=12 ]{18}, [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 4#6d2+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#6d2+4 -->  | [ 6d2=11 ]{15}, [ 6d2=9 ]{13}, [ 6d2=8 ]{12}, [ 6d2=9 ]{13}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#1d4 weakness
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d4 -->  | [ 1d4=1 ]{1}, [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
DM_TZIVOS
The border patrol guards let loose a small hailstorm of bullets at the basilisks, riddling one wearing gloves with bullet holes before it explodes into grist and leaving sand pouring out of various bullet holes in the other
foam imp 1 falls from its position atop the gloves basilisk and looks confused and scared
gas-can ogre lumbers forward, following the pack and stopping 90 feet from the wall
foam imp 2 makes rude gestures at the border patrol guards
your turn
Brian_Carter
I activate Flurry Stance, first off
Then I use my major action to Dash right into the middle of the crowd.
"HOLD YOUR FIRE. I'VE GOT THIS!"
End turn
DM_TZIVOS
Tyrus screeches back in an angry voice
"Are you daft?! These things have to be put down!"
"We'll make sure you don't get hit, but we won't be holding our fire!"
foam imp 3, who was the loser of the bunch who didn't get to ride a basilisk, moves within melee range and decides it'd be a good idea to try clawing at the dude who just barged into the pack
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {9}
Brian_Carter
Miss
DM_TZIVOS
foam-sandbag decides to follow suit and try to murder your crotch for fun by punching it
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
Brian_Carter
Well, now I know who's being killed first.
DM_TZIVOS
it's large fist hits you in the gut and crotch surprisingly softly
gloves-can ogre and sandbag imp are both a little too slow on the uptake and lose their turns
foam-gloves ogre lumbers ahead of the injured sandbag basilisk, stopping 60 feet from the wall
sandbag basilisk follows and stops right next to the ogre, trying to take cover
foam imp 1 runs after and stops behind the sandbag basilisk and foam gloves ogre
The border patrol guards open fire on the monsters closest to the wall
!roll 4#1d20+6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=19 ]{25}, [ 1d20=1 ]{7}, [ 1d20=15 ]{21}, [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 3#6d2+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#6d2+4 -->  | [ 6d2=9 ]{13}, [ 6d2=8 ]{12}, [ 6d2=8 ]{12}
DM_TZIVOS
One of the guard's gun jams, but the others let loose another hailstorm of bullets into the monsters, killing the sandbag basilisk and leaving the foam gloves ogre heavily wounded
gas-can ogre lumbers forward and stops next to the wounded foam gloves ogre
foam imp 2 falls from its position atop the sandbag basilisk and looks just as confused and scared as foam imp 1 did
your turn
Brian_Carter
You stand and wonder why they even needed you
You then punch that dumbass who tried punching you.
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {28}
DM_TZIVOS
C R I T
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+4 -->  | [ 1d3=1 ]{5}, [ 1d3=1 ]{5}
DM_TZIVOS
20 damage total
your drill-fists leave a gaping hole in the ogre's chest and it explodes into grist
Brian_Carter
Anything else near me?
DM_TZIVOS
3 monsters - 1 gloves-can ogre, and sandbag and foam imp
Brian_Carter
Thank you.
You stab through the sandbag imp.
With the drillfists
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {11}
DM_TZIVOS
miss
Brian_Carter
Winds of steel activates
and also Relentless
I punch the Gloves-Can Ogre
!roll 2#1d20+8 with advantage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+8 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{17}, [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+4 -->  | [ 1d3=1 ]{5}, [ 1d3=1 ]{5}
Brian_Carter
WHY ALL THE ONES ON DAMAGE GOD DAMN
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 blunt weakness
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
You leave a large indent in the gloves-can ogre's chest as your fists crash into it
Brian_Carter
End
DM_TZIVOS
foam imp 3 tries clawing you again
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {9}
Brian_Carter
Same roll, same result.
DM_TZIVOS
gloves-can ogre tries retaliating with a 1-2 combo of his own
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{18}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
DM_TZIVOS
it lands a solid punch to both you and itself
it's wobbling and barely standing straight by now
sandbag imp decides to claw at you, too
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {7}
DM_TZIVOS
but also misses
foam-gloves ogre lumbers forward another 30 feet toward the wall, stopping 30 feet from the wall
foam imp 1 follows and stops next to foam-gloves ogre
the border patrol guards open fire once more on the nearest monsters
!roll 3#1d20+6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=4 ]{10}, [ 1d20=11 ]{17}, [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 6d2+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 6d2+4 --> [ 6d2=11 ] | {15}
DM_TZIVOS
while one guard works on unjamming his gun, the others miss, except for Tyrus, who lands a headshot on foam-gloves ogre, killing it and causing it to explode into grist
gas-can ogre lumbers forward and stops next to foam imp 1, 30 feet from the wall
foam imp 2 follows and stops next to foam imp 1
your turn
Brian_Carter
What's near me
DM_TZIVOS
same monsters as before: gloves-can ogre, sandbag imp, and foam imp 3
Brian_Carter
You take another drillstab at the sandbag imp
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
miss
Brian_Carter
you groan
DM_TZIVOS
the imp taunts you
Brian_Carter
and do it again
!roll 2#1d20+8 advantage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+8 -->  | [ 1d20=19 ]{27}, [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+1 -->  | [ 1d3=1 ]{2}, [ 1d3=3 ]{4}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 sharp weakness
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
you hit the sandbag imp hard, but it doesn't go down
Brian_Carter
well this is fucking dumb
Brian_Carter
well this is fucking dumb
end
DM_TZIVOS
foam imp 3 rinses and repeats
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
DM_TZIVOS
and actually hits, wow
!roll 1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
but deals piss-poor damage
gloves-can ogre tries going for another 1-2 combo
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=12 ]{16}, [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
DM_TZIVOS
ties to player
but barely misses
sandbag imp taunts you momentarily before trying to claw at you
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {17}
DM_TZIVOS
and also hits, wow
!roll 1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
and deals moderate damage for an imp
foam imp 1 runs up to the wall and stops at the entrance
with guns unjammed and ready to fire, the guards try lighting up the nearest monsters
!roll 4#1d20+6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{20}, [ 1d20=14 ]{20}, [ 1d20=9 ]{15}, [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 4#6d2+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#6d2+4 -->  | [ 6d2=9 ]{13}, [ 6d2=10 ]{14}, [ 6d2=8 ]{12}, [ 6d2=9 ]{13}
DM_TZIVOS
The guards let loose yet another hailstorm of bullets, managing to kill the remaining monsters close to the city wall
Tyrus speaks up loud enough for you to hear,
"Oi! Area's clear over here! if you need firing support, just tell us!"
your turn
Brian_Carter
You flip him the bird
You punch the ogre.
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {25}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+4 -->  | [ 1d3=3 ]{7}, [ 1d3=3 ]{7}
DM_TZIVOS
it dies instantly, exploding into grist
Brian_Carter
You combo stab the fucking sandbag imp.
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {28}
DM_TZIVOS
C R I T
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+1 -->  | [ 1d3=3 ]{4}, [ 1d3=2 ]{3}
DM_TZIVOS
you slice the sandbag imp into shreds and it pops into grist
Brian_Carter
Winds of Steel activates TWICE. You glare at the foam imp.
You punch it.
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
miss
Brian_Carter
You punch it again.
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {25}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Brian_Carter
!roll 2#1d3+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d3+4 -->  | [ 1d3=3 ]{7}, [ 1d3=3 ]{7}
DM_TZIVOS
you shred the foam imp and it pops into grist
gain 270 exp total
Brian_Carter
!roll 1d8+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {9}
DM_TZIVOS
gain 591 build, 172 T1, 42 T2 grist
==END==