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Flutterrape the character

Mar 26th, 2013
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  1. One shots that have Flutterrape as an ACTUAL character.
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  4. >Day dying thread in Equestria.
  5. >You're in the hospital providing comfort to your dear loved one...
  6. >Flutterrape.
  7. >Looks like Fluttershy on the outside, but one sick fuck on the inside.
  8. >You love her.
  9. >She looks over to you as you and her held hands.
  10. >"W-will I be okay? Am I going to make it?"
  11. "Of course you will, ssshhh."
  12. >"Rut me."
  13. "Wha?"
  14. >"I-I mean, bump me."
  15. >Fluttershy walks in with a case of flowers and places it in a nearby table next to Flutterrape's bed.
  16. >"Is she going to be okay?"
  17. "I certainly hope so. Don't you fuckin' die on me."
  18. >Flutterrape laughs, "You always cared, even though you shit post from time to time. Fuckin' cat lover."
  19. >She closed her eyes, her heart monitor showed signs of weakness.
  20. >She held you hand tightly, "I don't want to go"
  21. >Finally her heart gives out.
  22. "Flutterrape?"
  23. >No response
  24. "Fl-Flutterrape?!"
  25. >Fluttershy gently pats your shoulder, "It's time to let go, she's in a better place."
  26. "The HELL she is!"
  27. >You pull out your cell phone, it was time to call in a favor.
  28. >"Who are you calling?"
  29. "You'll see."
  30. >You dial your phone and wait for an answer.
  31. >"Hello?"
  32. "Flutterrape is dying."
  33. >"I'll be there in a jiffy. I'm locking onto your coordinates now."
  34. >You hang up and gently brush her hand on Flutterrape's beautiful face.
  35. "You'll be back."
  36. >Suddenly, you hear a whoosing sound and a blue police box fades into existence.
  37. >The Doctor waltz out of it, "Ello there, the doctor will see you now."
  38. >"Umm..Doctor Who?"
  39. "Flutters, don't bother."
  40. >"You there, get me a defibrillator."
  41. >You make a dash around the hospital to find one, luckily you did.
  42. >You make it back and hand it to him.
  43. >He pulls out his sonic screwdriver and activates it waving it around the defibrillator.
  44. >He then takes it and places it on Flutterrapes chest.
  45. >"Clear!"
  46. >The defibrillator activates, instantly Flutterrape comes back to life breathing in deeply.
  47. "Thanks Doc."
  48. >"Not a problem, I must be off. Tick Tock goes the clock, even for the Doctor.."
  49. ========================
  50. >Night all dem bumps in Equestria.
  51. >Watching late night television.
  52. >Waiting for the good shit to come on.
  53. >Fucking commercials.
  54. >Then one your favorite show comes on.
  55. >You're barley on the edge of your seat.
  56. >"Previously, on Helping Hoof..."
  57. "YES!"
  58. >Wait...
  59. >God DAMN IT! It's a re-run.
  60. "Well, shit."
  61. >You turn off the TV and get ready to go to bed.
  62. >Suddenly, Fluttershy burst through your door and closes it behind her.
  63. >Breathing heavily and she leans against the door.
  64. >"Whew, that was close, FUCK."
  65. "Fluttershy, get out."
  66. >"I'm not Fluttershy you fuckin' dumbass."
  67. "oookay then who are you, you mysterious pony that looks like Fluttershy?"
  68. >"The name's Flutterrape."
  69. "O-okay, umm Flutterrape, why are you in my house?"
  70. >"I'm running from the fo' O fo' foo'."
  71. "English, please."
  72. >"The 404, I'm running from them, they damn near got me last time."
  73. "Well can ya get out?"
  74. >"Wait! Ummm...can I get a bump?"
  75. "Sure thing."
  76. >Bumping Flutterrape.
  77.  
  78. I unno wat dafuq I'm writing anymore.
  79. ========================
  80. >Day Shit's about to go down in Equestria.
  81. >You're sitting on your couch listening TV as you work on a crossword puzzle.
  82. >About noon, enjoying the quiet little town.
  83. >Fluttershy made her little guess today, she drove you so crazy you actually smacked her.
  84. >You was even more surprised when she liked it.
  85. >Such a strange pony.
  86. >You decide to walk outside to check the mail.
  87. >On your way there, you notice Flutterrape stomping her way down the street with steam shooting out of her ears, followed by three other ponies who have no life.
  88. >Two of then were trying to look cool while the other one was nerdy.
  89. >"Eyo man did you get a look of dat flank? I swur, errday it's doublin', check em' before ya wreck em'."
  90. >"Bro, I'd give her da D...as in DUBS!"
  91. >The nerdy one begins snickering with his nerdy laugh, trying to fit in.
  92. >"Ah hahahaha, yeeah man, I would insert my penis into her sweet vagina!!"
  93. >The other two remain silent for a moment.
  94. >"...Why do we keep him around again?"
  95. >"I don't know man, but I'd tell you who I'd like to keep around..." He said as he looked at Flutterrape and juked at his friends arm.
  96. >"Dat dur Flutterrape, dat flank mang, it's straight burger with all dat meat."
  97. >Did they get dropped on their heads or some shit?
  98. >Flutterrape stops in her tracks, turns around and begins walking toward them.
  99. >"You think I can't hear you?!" She said as she sped up the pace towards them.
  100. >You lean against your mailbox and equip you bag of popcorn and watch religiously of what's about to go down.
  101. >"Ey shawty just calm down we just admirin' da product ya huur me?"
  102. >"Oh you like my flank huh?"
  103. >The fellas begin smiling ear to ear, nodding "yes" in sync.
  104. >"Well in that case..."
  105. >Flutterrape somehow splits herself into three ponies. They all tackle the trolling fuckers to the ground and sit on their face before your eyes.
  106. >"Ya know boys, we had a lot to eat for lunch today, think you can hold it for us?"
  107. >Oh God.
  108.  
  109. >Holding the ignorant mofos down, they proceed to unleash a merciless bowel movement right into their mouths.
  110. >In an instant, pony shit was overflowing out of their mouths as they gagged for air.
  111. >"Aaah, that's better, don't forget to lick us clean!"
  112. >You don't want to see the rest of this go down.
  113. >You turn around and walk back into your house scarred by the sight.
  114. >Time to get your mind off of this.
  115. >You pull out your phone and begin dialing away.
  116. >You know just the pony that can help you.
  117. >Yeah, ponies have phones thanks to you.
  118. >You wait for the pony to pick up on the other end.
  119. >Finally, she answers.
  120. >"E-element of Kindness speaking, who am I speaking with?"
  121. "It's Anon."
  122. >"Wat?"
  123. "Yeah, where are you?"
  124. >"Oh I'm just in Manehatten feeding the homeless."
  125. "Aww damn, Flutters I was hoping you would come by, I really need to relax from-"
  126. >A desperate knock occurs at your door, jeez someone must be in a rush to the bathroom.
  127. >You walk over and answer the door and find Fluttershy still on the phone.
  128. >You hang up your phone and put it in your pocket.
  129. >She catches her breath for a moment, "Sorry...I...couldn't...get...here sooner."
  130. "How did you even-"
  131. >"What's wrong my love?"
  132. >You look just behind her to find Flutterrape and her clones laughing devilishly as shit flies everywhere.
  133. >"That's it you scum! SWALLOW IT!!"
  134. >You threw up in your mouth a bit.
  135. "Fluttershy, I need you to-"
  136. >She puts a hoof on your lips, "Sssssh, say no more. I'll be happy to help."
  137.  
  138. >She trots inside your home.
  139. >You close and lock the door behind you.
  140. >No way in hell anyone is finding out about this.
  141. >She walks upstairs to your bedroom and you follow close behind.
  142. >You dive in bed and wait for her to join you.
  143. >She closes the curtains and goes into your closet.
  144. "Fluttershy? What are you doing?"
  145. >"The reason why I'm able to break in this house so easily is because I use to live here..."
  146. >That explains a lot.
  147. >"There was a secret little panel that I kept some old stuff just in case..."
  148. "Just in case what?"
  149. >All you can hear is her rummaging through your closet.
  150. >"AHA! Here it is!"
  151. >She trots out in fishnet stockings and holding a whip in her left wing with a death grip.
  152. >She cracks the whip toward you making you jolt a little bit.
  153. >"So Anon, why don't you tell Mistress Kindness about your little problem hmm?"
  154. >This was it.
  155. >After see that ungodly shit fest that took place just outside. Something far less worse was about to take place in your bedroom.
  156. >And that's...
  157. >Fucking Fluttershy
  158. >"Oh and one more thing Anon, you don't cum until I say so."
  159. >What the fuck did you get yourself into?
  160.  
  161. Wat dafuq am I writing?
  162. ========================
  163. >Day summer has begun in Flutterrapequestria
  164. >Well, it's about that time of year again in the magical land of >rape
  165. >Where shitposting and other foolishness occurs to the highest caliber.
  166. >And all you can is cringe in pain as the land turns to shit.
  167. >You would write until your fingers bleed, but from all this ridiculous tom foolery, you've lost inspiration.
  168. >Other Anons running a muck in the streets shouting "check em".
  169. >Spiderman swinging from building to building saying all kind of ridiculous shit.
  170. >You're surprised a cat and dog war hasn't brewed up yet.
  171. >The other writefags seem to have took a break or working on the next big story.
  172. >There are also other Anons who are contributing by writing stories and what not.
  173. >You would work on something too if you can just get a day of peace in this land.
  174. >Fluttershy likes raping you in your sleep, not that you mind. But it would be nice if she can clean up after herself.
  175. >The feel of waking up in the morning with Fluttersauce all over your crotch tends to make you a little uncomfortable.
  176. >Then again, she does send apology apple pies...which are drugged, just so she can rape you again.
  177. >The apple pies are THAT good.
  178. >The ride never ends.
  179. >You sit on your porch thinking up ideas for stories as you sip lemonade like a grumpy old fuck.
  180. >Your dear friend Flutterrape was sitting next to you doing the same.
  181. >Looks just like Fluttershy, only just...a sick fuck.
  182. >Yeah, a sick fuck, that pretty much wraps it up.
  183. >But that's okay, you love her anyway.
  184. >We're all a little sick after all.
  185. "Can you believe this shit?"
  186. >"Yeah, why don't you write a fucking story already?"
  187. "I can't brain today, I have writer's block."
  188. >"Ugh, you fucking cat lover."
  189. "Shuddup."
  190.  
  191. >You take another sip of the sweet lemonade.
  192. >"Well, at least you aren't shitposting all over the place. Hell, you're the God of Shitposting."
  193. >You spit take from the comment.
  194. "WHAT?!"
  195. >She doubles up laughing, rolling off her chair trying her best to keep her sides intact.
  196. >"Oh MAN, you're too easy to mess with!" she said in fit of laughter.
  197. "Fuck you."
  198. >"Awww, is the cat lover bootymad?"
  199. "No, just a little rustled."
  200. >"Calm down man, just write something, a little one shot, heck write about what we're doing right now!"
  201. "Well..."
  202. >"Or at least another Bon Bon Thread bumper one shot."
  203. "Eehhh."
  204. >"Write something god damn it, Flutterapequestria can't take much more of..."
  205. >She points a random Anon that was shouting "check em'" who then fell to his knees and began foaming at the mouth gurgling his own spit.
  206. >Spiderman swings by taking a picture of him, "Neat!" he said. After the picture he swung away.
  207. >"That. Please, write something."
  208. "Alright, alright."
  209. >You finish up your glass of lemonade and waltz back inside.
  210. >You fire up your coffee pot and proceed to your computer to write only God knows what.
  211. >After taking forever and 3 minutes to load, you open up a blank text file.
  212. >Flutterrape walks over with a nice hot cup of coffee.
  213. >"Heavy on the cream and sugar, just like you like it."
  214. "Thanks."
  215. >You take a swig of it, burning your tongue a bit. It's okay, you have a thread to save.
  216. >The caffeine begins to flow through you. Being out right hyped on it.
  217. >Running on Coffee.exe
  218. >Aaaaand you still got nothing.
  219. >You bang your head on the key board in frustration.
  220. "Come on brain WORK!!"
  221. >Flutterrape face hooves.
  222. >"Fuck, we're doomed. Ugh, I guess a quick bump will do."
  223. >Bumping Flutterrape.
  224.  
  225. ========================
  226. >Day ain't nobody got time for that in Equestria.
  227. >It's been a relaxing day.
  228. >Fluttershy stopped by only to ask for a cup of sugar, which is odd.
  229. >At the moment you're sitting down on the couch reading a book Twilight suggested.
  230. >You would go to the computer and write but...you don't have time for that.
  231. >Suddenly, your door gets kicked in.
  232. >You rage so hard you hate everything in existence for only ten seconds.
  233. >You calmly turn to the next page as if you acted like weren't phased by the intrusion.
  234. "There better be a good reason why you decided to break down my door," you say in a calm tone.
  235. >"FAGGOT, WRITE SOMETHING!!"
  236. >You jolt out of your skin and back from the sudden shout.
  237. >You lower the book and see Flutterrape looking at you, gritting her teeth and breathing heavily.
  238. "What the hell is your problem? The writefags will be back soon."
  239. >"How FUCKING soon?"
  240. "I unno, jeez."
  241. >She calms down for a second. Finally getting her breathing under control.
  242. >"Umm, well...can I get a quick bump in the rump?"
  243. >You groan in frustration.
  244. "Ugh, fine."
  245. >You take her upstairs and proceed to butt fuck Flutterrape.
  246. >After about an hour or so, the two of you lay in bed with the sheets and pillows ruffled up as well as your hair.
  247. >You look at each other as you and her have a smoke after a good poke.
  248. >"Thanks for the bump."
  249. "Anytime."
  250. >Bumping Flutterrape.
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