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- One shots that have Flutterrape as an ACTUAL character.
- >Day dying thread in Equestria.
- >You're in the hospital providing comfort to your dear loved one...
- >Flutterrape.
- >Looks like Fluttershy on the outside, but one sick fuck on the inside.
- >You love her.
- >She looks over to you as you and her held hands.
- >"W-will I be okay? Am I going to make it?"
- "Of course you will, ssshhh."
- >"Rut me."
- "Wha?"
- >"I-I mean, bump me."
- >Fluttershy walks in with a case of flowers and places it in a nearby table next to Flutterrape's bed.
- >"Is she going to be okay?"
- "I certainly hope so. Don't you fuckin' die on me."
- >Flutterrape laughs, "You always cared, even though you shit post from time to time. Fuckin' cat lover."
- >She closed her eyes, her heart monitor showed signs of weakness.
- >She held you hand tightly, "I don't want to go"
- >Finally her heart gives out.
- "Flutterrape?"
- >No response
- "Fl-Flutterrape?!"
- >Fluttershy gently pats your shoulder, "It's time to let go, she's in a better place."
- "The HELL she is!"
- >You pull out your cell phone, it was time to call in a favor.
- >"Who are you calling?"
- "You'll see."
- >You dial your phone and wait for an answer.
- >"Hello?"
- "Flutterrape is dying."
- >"I'll be there in a jiffy. I'm locking onto your coordinates now."
- >You hang up and gently brush her hand on Flutterrape's beautiful face.
- "You'll be back."
- >Suddenly, you hear a whoosing sound and a blue police box fades into existence.
- >The Doctor waltz out of it, "Ello there, the doctor will see you now."
- >"Umm..Doctor Who?"
- "Flutters, don't bother."
- >"You there, get me a defibrillator."
- >You make a dash around the hospital to find one, luckily you did.
- >You make it back and hand it to him.
- >He pulls out his sonic screwdriver and activates it waving it around the defibrillator.
- >He then takes it and places it on Flutterrapes chest.
- >"Clear!"
- >The defibrillator activates, instantly Flutterrape comes back to life breathing in deeply.
- "Thanks Doc."
- >"Not a problem, I must be off. Tick Tock goes the clock, even for the Doctor.."
- ========================
- >Night all dem bumps in Equestria.
- >Watching late night television.
- >Waiting for the good shit to come on.
- >Fucking commercials.
- >Then one your favorite show comes on.
- >You're barley on the edge of your seat.
- >"Previously, on Helping Hoof..."
- "YES!"
- >Wait...
- >God DAMN IT! It's a re-run.
- "Well, shit."
- >You turn off the TV and get ready to go to bed.
- >Suddenly, Fluttershy burst through your door and closes it behind her.
- >Breathing heavily and she leans against the door.
- >"Whew, that was close, FUCK."
- "Fluttershy, get out."
- >"I'm not Fluttershy you fuckin' dumbass."
- "oookay then who are you, you mysterious pony that looks like Fluttershy?"
- >"The name's Flutterrape."
- "O-okay, umm Flutterrape, why are you in my house?"
- >"I'm running from the fo' O fo' foo'."
- "English, please."
- >"The 404, I'm running from them, they damn near got me last time."
- "Well can ya get out?"
- >"Wait! Ummm...can I get a bump?"
- "Sure thing."
- >Bumping Flutterrape.
- I unno wat dafuq I'm writing anymore.
- ========================
- >Day Shit's about to go down in Equestria.
- >You're sitting on your couch listening TV as you work on a crossword puzzle.
- >About noon, enjoying the quiet little town.
- >Fluttershy made her little guess today, she drove you so crazy you actually smacked her.
- >You was even more surprised when she liked it.
- >Such a strange pony.
- >You decide to walk outside to check the mail.
- >On your way there, you notice Flutterrape stomping her way down the street with steam shooting out of her ears, followed by three other ponies who have no life.
- >Two of then were trying to look cool while the other one was nerdy.
- >"Eyo man did you get a look of dat flank? I swur, errday it's doublin', check em' before ya wreck em'."
- >"Bro, I'd give her da D...as in DUBS!"
- >The nerdy one begins snickering with his nerdy laugh, trying to fit in.
- >"Ah hahahaha, yeeah man, I would insert my penis into her sweet vagina!!"
- >The other two remain silent for a moment.
- >"...Why do we keep him around again?"
- >"I don't know man, but I'd tell you who I'd like to keep around..." He said as he looked at Flutterrape and juked at his friends arm.
- >"Dat dur Flutterrape, dat flank mang, it's straight burger with all dat meat."
- >Did they get dropped on their heads or some shit?
- >Flutterrape stops in her tracks, turns around and begins walking toward them.
- >"You think I can't hear you?!" She said as she sped up the pace towards them.
- >You lean against your mailbox and equip you bag of popcorn and watch religiously of what's about to go down.
- >"Ey shawty just calm down we just admirin' da product ya huur me?"
- >"Oh you like my flank huh?"
- >The fellas begin smiling ear to ear, nodding "yes" in sync.
- >"Well in that case..."
- >Flutterrape somehow splits herself into three ponies. They all tackle the trolling fuckers to the ground and sit on their face before your eyes.
- >"Ya know boys, we had a lot to eat for lunch today, think you can hold it for us?"
- >Oh God.
- >Holding the ignorant mofos down, they proceed to unleash a merciless bowel movement right into their mouths.
- >In an instant, pony shit was overflowing out of their mouths as they gagged for air.
- >"Aaah, that's better, don't forget to lick us clean!"
- >You don't want to see the rest of this go down.
- >You turn around and walk back into your house scarred by the sight.
- >Time to get your mind off of this.
- >You pull out your phone and begin dialing away.
- >You know just the pony that can help you.
- >Yeah, ponies have phones thanks to you.
- >You wait for the pony to pick up on the other end.
- >Finally, she answers.
- >"E-element of Kindness speaking, who am I speaking with?"
- "It's Anon."
- >"Wat?"
- "Yeah, where are you?"
- >"Oh I'm just in Manehatten feeding the homeless."
- "Aww damn, Flutters I was hoping you would come by, I really need to relax from-"
- >A desperate knock occurs at your door, jeez someone must be in a rush to the bathroom.
- >You walk over and answer the door and find Fluttershy still on the phone.
- >You hang up your phone and put it in your pocket.
- >She catches her breath for a moment, "Sorry...I...couldn't...get...here sooner."
- "How did you even-"
- >"What's wrong my love?"
- >You look just behind her to find Flutterrape and her clones laughing devilishly as shit flies everywhere.
- >"That's it you scum! SWALLOW IT!!"
- >You threw up in your mouth a bit.
- "Fluttershy, I need you to-"
- >She puts a hoof on your lips, "Sssssh, say no more. I'll be happy to help."
- >She trots inside your home.
- >You close and lock the door behind you.
- >No way in hell anyone is finding out about this.
- >She walks upstairs to your bedroom and you follow close behind.
- >You dive in bed and wait for her to join you.
- >She closes the curtains and goes into your closet.
- "Fluttershy? What are you doing?"
- >"The reason why I'm able to break in this house so easily is because I use to live here..."
- >That explains a lot.
- >"There was a secret little panel that I kept some old stuff just in case..."
- "Just in case what?"
- >All you can hear is her rummaging through your closet.
- >"AHA! Here it is!"
- >She trots out in fishnet stockings and holding a whip in her left wing with a death grip.
- >She cracks the whip toward you making you jolt a little bit.
- >"So Anon, why don't you tell Mistress Kindness about your little problem hmm?"
- >This was it.
- >After see that ungodly shit fest that took place just outside. Something far less worse was about to take place in your bedroom.
- >And that's...
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >"Oh and one more thing Anon, you don't cum until I say so."
- >What the fuck did you get yourself into?
- Wat dafuq am I writing?
- ========================
- >Day summer has begun in Flutterrapequestria
- >Well, it's about that time of year again in the magical land of >rape
- >Where shitposting and other foolishness occurs to the highest caliber.
- >And all you can is cringe in pain as the land turns to shit.
- >You would write until your fingers bleed, but from all this ridiculous tom foolery, you've lost inspiration.
- >Other Anons running a muck in the streets shouting "check em".
- >Spiderman swinging from building to building saying all kind of ridiculous shit.
- >You're surprised a cat and dog war hasn't brewed up yet.
- >The other writefags seem to have took a break or working on the next big story.
- >There are also other Anons who are contributing by writing stories and what not.
- >You would work on something too if you can just get a day of peace in this land.
- >Fluttershy likes raping you in your sleep, not that you mind. But it would be nice if she can clean up after herself.
- >The feel of waking up in the morning with Fluttersauce all over your crotch tends to make you a little uncomfortable.
- >Then again, she does send apology apple pies...which are drugged, just so she can rape you again.
- >The apple pies are THAT good.
- >The ride never ends.
- >You sit on your porch thinking up ideas for stories as you sip lemonade like a grumpy old fuck.
- >Your dear friend Flutterrape was sitting next to you doing the same.
- >Looks just like Fluttershy, only just...a sick fuck.
- >Yeah, a sick fuck, that pretty much wraps it up.
- >But that's okay, you love her anyway.
- >We're all a little sick after all.
- "Can you believe this shit?"
- >"Yeah, why don't you write a fucking story already?"
- "I can't brain today, I have writer's block."
- >"Ugh, you fucking cat lover."
- "Shuddup."
- >You take another sip of the sweet lemonade.
- >"Well, at least you aren't shitposting all over the place. Hell, you're the God of Shitposting."
- >You spit take from the comment.
- "WHAT?!"
- >She doubles up laughing, rolling off her chair trying her best to keep her sides intact.
- >"Oh MAN, you're too easy to mess with!" she said in fit of laughter.
- "Fuck you."
- >"Awww, is the cat lover bootymad?"
- "No, just a little rustled."
- >"Calm down man, just write something, a little one shot, heck write about what we're doing right now!"
- "Well..."
- >"Or at least another Bon Bon Thread bumper one shot."
- "Eehhh."
- >"Write something god damn it, Flutterapequestria can't take much more of..."
- >She points a random Anon that was shouting "check em'" who then fell to his knees and began foaming at the mouth gurgling his own spit.
- >Spiderman swings by taking a picture of him, "Neat!" he said. After the picture he swung away.
- >"That. Please, write something."
- "Alright, alright."
- >You finish up your glass of lemonade and waltz back inside.
- >You fire up your coffee pot and proceed to your computer to write only God knows what.
- >After taking forever and 3 minutes to load, you open up a blank text file.
- >Flutterrape walks over with a nice hot cup of coffee.
- >"Heavy on the cream and sugar, just like you like it."
- "Thanks."
- >You take a swig of it, burning your tongue a bit. It's okay, you have a thread to save.
- >The caffeine begins to flow through you. Being out right hyped on it.
- >Running on Coffee.exe
- >Aaaaand you still got nothing.
- >You bang your head on the key board in frustration.
- "Come on brain WORK!!"
- >Flutterrape face hooves.
- >"Fuck, we're doomed. Ugh, I guess a quick bump will do."
- >Bumping Flutterrape.
- ========================
- >Day ain't nobody got time for that in Equestria.
- >It's been a relaxing day.
- >Fluttershy stopped by only to ask for a cup of sugar, which is odd.
- >At the moment you're sitting down on the couch reading a book Twilight suggested.
- >You would go to the computer and write but...you don't have time for that.
- >Suddenly, your door gets kicked in.
- >You rage so hard you hate everything in existence for only ten seconds.
- >You calmly turn to the next page as if you acted like weren't phased by the intrusion.
- "There better be a good reason why you decided to break down my door," you say in a calm tone.
- >"FAGGOT, WRITE SOMETHING!!"
- >You jolt out of your skin and back from the sudden shout.
- >You lower the book and see Flutterrape looking at you, gritting her teeth and breathing heavily.
- "What the hell is your problem? The writefags will be back soon."
- >"How FUCKING soon?"
- "I unno, jeez."
- >She calms down for a second. Finally getting her breathing under control.
- >"Umm, well...can I get a quick bump in the rump?"
- >You groan in frustration.
- "Ugh, fine."
- >You take her upstairs and proceed to butt fuck Flutterrape.
- >After about an hour or so, the two of you lay in bed with the sheets and pillows ruffled up as well as your hair.
- >You look at each other as you and her have a smoke after a good poke.
- >"Thanks for the bump."
- "Anytime."
- >Bumping Flutterrape.
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