'Smelly Talisman' : 'Smells so bad, I wonder why you even picked it up.'
'Bone Plate' : 'The shoulder plate of some creature fares well as a portable eating utensil.',
'Polished Slab' : 'Heavy necklace, smoothed and polished to blind you during battle',
'Apple Slice' : 'A putrid morsel from last years harvest.',
'Skimmer' : 'Thin slice of granite, perfect for bouncing across the ripples of the lake.',

'Silk Adornment' : 'Shimmering silver fabric said to be stolen from Aphrodite herself.',
'Frosted Necklace' : 'Cold and blue, the pendant steals your warmth as a payment for its effects...',
'Ocean Lavalier' : 'Surprisingly, it doesn\'t smell like fish. Just don\'t show it freshwater.',
'Verstärker' : 'Armies squandered over this trinket yet it seems worthless to you...',
'Golden Brooch' : 'Humans, dwarves and elves owned this artifact, passing it on to generations of hunter, warriors and great battle leaders.',

'Myrso' : 'The colour of sunset, it swarms images and projections into your conscience, telling you your next misfortune',
'Lozlo' : 'Intricate weaves of mithril bound to powerful magic, filling you with a mysterious energy felt by few of those living on this world',
'Blodhgai' : 'Demonic shadows evade the blades of reality, granting you leave into your foes monstrous dreams.',
'Delirious' : 'Your foes hallucinatory state of mind brought upon by this trinket permits your cunning blows to strike home',
'Livid' : 'Deep dark blue talisman, tracing patterns in your soul, reinforcing, rebuilding and renovating for the world of immortality.'