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Dry Bowser Acts Like A Bonehead

Jun 4th, 2017
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  1. Dry Bowser was heading towards the store as he was at the Sunshine Airport, where a chaotic race was going on.
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  3. "Don't these guys ever look at the damn road?" Dry Bowser complained as he dodged several of the racers zipping through the race course, chucking items at each other.
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  5. Dry Bowser was then smashed by Petey Piranha crashing through the rooftop, his bones now being scattered everywhere as Petey got back up and chuckled, apologizing for suddenly dropping in.
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  7. Dry Bowser: (scoffs while summoning all his broken bones) Sorry? You dropped down on me, you big klutz.
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  9. Petey just chuckled at this as he then slapped several of the incoming racers away with his big green leaves, causing them to go blasting off again. Dry Bowser placed himself back together as he took off his skull, smashing it on the back of Petey's head, knocking the mutated piranha plant out. Dry Bowser then noticed the army of racers driving right towards him, grabbing a rocket launcher from within his charcoal shell, aiming it at the drivers as he then blasted at them, causing such a huge explosion it send everyone flying, the entire Sunshine Airport exploding into flames. In hindsight, this wasn't one of Dry Bowser's finest moments.
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