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- http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3591
- Written by Marcus Maximus
- Little Smarty: The Wheel of Fate
- >Be big strong earth fluffy.
- >You are not having a good day.
- >Spaghetti Land, the promised land where fluffies' dreams come true, was a lie.
- >And now the lie is crumbling around you.
- >At first, the bad monster fluffies came and were hurting good fluffies.
- >Little Smarty drove them away, but that was only the beginning.
- >More and more fluffies came... meanie fluffies who wouldn't share. Poopies were everywhere.
- >Spaghetti Land doesn't smell pretty anymore.
- >There were so many fluffies that it was hard to even move.
- >And then things got worse. Meanie humans came and started hurting fluffies.
- >And now, everything is exploding for no reason.
- >There is fire and water all over the place.
- >The once huge herd that Little Smarty had united has been reduced to a couple dozen.
- >You and your herd have to get out of here, but there's nowhere to go.
- >You are trapped in the ruins of the lie that was Spaghetti Land, and there's no way out.
- >You fall to the ground and weep, covering your head with your hoofsies.
- >Little Smarty rolls down off your back and lands in front of you.
- >"You good fwuffy! Fwuffy wuv you!" she says, reassuringly.
- >"But, but, bad pwace! Bad for fwuffies! Wan' weave! No can weave! What fwuffy do?!"
- >You cry in despair. The few remaining members of your herd are all crying too.
- >"Tell us, wittle smawty! WHAT DO?!" you scream, shaking her.
- >"What fwuffy wan' do?" asks Little Smarty.
- >That's the kind of Smarty Friend she is, you realized some time ago.
- >She never thinks about herself, she's always concerned about others...
- >about the good of the whole herd.
- >"FWUFFY WAN' WIV!" you cry, holding Little Smarty close.
- >"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" she declares.
- >You, and the rest of your herd, calm down a little, your sorrow turning into determination.
- >Her wise words have made you realize what's important: you want to live.
- >And if you're going to survive, you have to find a way out.
- >But how?
- >And that's when you notice, for the first time, that Little Smarty is not facing you.
- >Ever since she rolled off your back, she's been facing AWAY from you.
- >What is she looking at..?
- >You look straight ahead of her, but you don't see ...
- >And then, you look up.
- >And an expression of hope fills your face.
- >Overhead, a gigantic ferris wheel looms.
- >Well, it's actually about ten meters tall at most
- >But to a fluffy pony, that's HUGE.
- >"We go dere?" you ask Little Smarty. "We go high pwace, bad munstas no get fwuffies?"
- >Little Smarty doesn't say anything, but you take her silence as consent.
- >You hoist her back onto your back.
- >"Huggies!" exclaims Little Smarty.
- >"WISSEN, GOOD FWUFFIES!" you bellow. "WITTLE SMAWTY SAY WE GO DERE!"
- >You point to the ferris wheel with your front-right hoof.
- >"WE GO HIGH PWACE, BAD FWUFFIES, BAD BOOMIES, FIWE, WAWA, NO HUWT FWUFFIES!"
- >You rear up for dramatic effect.
- >"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" Little Smarty agrees.
- >Your herd cheers.
- >"FOWWOW FWUFFY!" you roar, as you charge toward the ferris wheel.
- >The ferris wheel, like everything in Spaghetti Land, was designed to be fluffy-safe.
- >The ferris wheel, like everything in Spaghetti Land, has killed three or four fluffies anyway.
- >But Little Smarty's herd don't know that.
- >They DO know that it seems to be the safest place to be right now.
- >And believe it or not, they're right.
- >Each "car" on the ferris wheel is made of reinforced transparent aluminum.
- >It's the future, remember?
- >It's lightweight, but capable of withstanding great pressure.
- >The doors open automatically when a car is at the bottom, triggered by a magnetic sensor.
- >There's also a handle to open the door manually, but only a human hand can operate it.
- >There is no way to open the cars from inside, by design - fluffies could kill themselves in ALL KINDS of ways otherwise.
- >Also, and this is important: when the door is closed, the cars are completely watertight.
- >This was to reduce the chance of fluffy ponies drowning when it rained.
- >Little Smarty's herd doesn't know any of this,
- >but they are very happy and grateful when the door opens automatically for them
- >as they run desperately towards the ride.
- >"Aww fwuffies, get inside!"
- >Fluffy ponies scramble over one another to climb into the car.
- >The car is getting very full.
- >The fluffy ponies on the bottom are stuggling and kicking.
- >"Nuuuu! Fwuffy no can bweave!"
- >There is no more room for fluffies in the car.
- >The remaining fluffies cry and sob as the door automatically closes,
- >and the car lifts into the air, safely away from the madness.
- >But wait, what's this?
- >Another car has appeared in its place!
- >This one is empty! And the door is opening!
- >Grateful fluffy ponies pile inside.
- >After a couple of minutes, all the surviving members of Little Smarty's herd have stuffed themselves into the cars.
- >The ferris wheel is moving, having been left "on" when the operator, a fellow named Miguel, abandoned ship.
- >Left on "autopilot", of sorts.
- >It would normally stop and let the fluffies off when their cars reached the bottom again.
- >But fate has other ideas...
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