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Fall of Cleveland 81 - Little Smarty: The Wheel of Fate

Jan 23rd, 2014
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  1. http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3591
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  3. Written by Marcus Maximus
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  5. Little Smarty: The Wheel of Fate
  6. >Be big strong earth fluffy.
  7. >You are not having a good day.
  8.  
  9. >Spaghetti Land, the promised land where fluffies' dreams come true, was a lie.
  10. >And now the lie is crumbling around you.
  11.  
  12. >At first, the bad monster fluffies came and were hurting good fluffies.
  13. >Little Smarty drove them away, but that was only the beginning.
  14. >More and more fluffies came... meanie fluffies who wouldn't share. Poopies were everywhere.
  15. >Spaghetti Land doesn't smell pretty anymore.
  16. >There were so many fluffies that it was hard to even move.
  17. >And then things got worse. Meanie humans came and started hurting fluffies.
  18. >And now, everything is exploding for no reason.
  19. >There is fire and water all over the place.
  20. >The once huge herd that Little Smarty had united has been reduced to a couple dozen.
  21. >You and your herd have to get out of here, but there's nowhere to go.
  22. >You are trapped in the ruins of the lie that was Spaghetti Land, and there's no way out.
  23.  
  24. >You fall to the ground and weep, covering your head with your hoofsies.
  25. >Little Smarty rolls down off your back and lands in front of you.
  26. >"You good fwuffy! Fwuffy wuv you!" she says, reassuringly.
  27. >"But, but, bad pwace! Bad for fwuffies! Wan' weave! No can weave! What fwuffy do?!"
  28. >You cry in despair. The few remaining members of your herd are all crying too.
  29. >"Tell us, wittle smawty! WHAT DO?!" you scream, shaking her.
  30. >"What fwuffy wan' do?" asks Little Smarty.
  31.  
  32. >That's the kind of Smarty Friend she is, you realized some time ago.
  33. >She never thinks about herself, she's always concerned about others...
  34. >about the good of the whole herd.
  35.  
  36. >"FWUFFY WAN' WIV!" you cry, holding Little Smarty close.
  37. >"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" she declares.
  38.  
  39. >You, and the rest of your herd, calm down a little, your sorrow turning into determination.
  40. >Her wise words have made you realize what's important: you want to live.
  41. >And if you're going to survive, you have to find a way out.
  42. >But how?
  43.  
  44. >And that's when you notice, for the first time, that Little Smarty is not facing you.
  45. >Ever since she rolled off your back, she's been facing AWAY from you.
  46. >What is she looking at..?
  47.  
  48. >You look straight ahead of her, but you don't see ...
  49. >And then, you look up.
  50. >And an expression of hope fills your face.
  51. >Overhead, a gigantic ferris wheel looms.
  52. >Well, it's actually about ten meters tall at most
  53. >But to a fluffy pony, that's HUGE.
  54. >"We go dere?" you ask Little Smarty. "We go high pwace, bad munstas no get fwuffies?"
  55. >Little Smarty doesn't say anything, but you take her silence as consent.
  56. >You hoist her back onto your back.
  57. >"Huggies!" exclaims Little Smarty.
  58. >"WISSEN, GOOD FWUFFIES!" you bellow. "WITTLE SMAWTY SAY WE GO DERE!"
  59. >You point to the ferris wheel with your front-right hoof.
  60. >"WE GO HIGH PWACE, BAD FWUFFIES, BAD BOOMIES, FIWE, WAWA, NO HUWT FWUFFIES!"
  61. >You rear up for dramatic effect.
  62. >"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" Little Smarty agrees.
  63. >Your herd cheers.
  64. >"FOWWOW FWUFFY!" you roar, as you charge toward the ferris wheel.
  65.  
  66. >The ferris wheel, like everything in Spaghetti Land, was designed to be fluffy-safe.
  67. >The ferris wheel, like everything in Spaghetti Land, has killed three or four fluffies anyway.
  68. >But Little Smarty's herd don't know that.
  69. >They DO know that it seems to be the safest place to be right now.
  70. >And believe it or not, they're right.
  71. >Each "car" on the ferris wheel is made of reinforced transparent aluminum.
  72. >It's the future, remember?
  73. >It's lightweight, but capable of withstanding great pressure.
  74. >The doors open automatically when a car is at the bottom, triggered by a magnetic sensor.
  75. >There's also a handle to open the door manually, but only a human hand can operate it.
  76. >There is no way to open the cars from inside, by design - fluffies could kill themselves in ALL KINDS of ways otherwise.
  77. >Also, and this is important: when the door is closed, the cars are completely watertight.
  78. >This was to reduce the chance of fluffy ponies drowning when it rained.
  79. >Little Smarty's herd doesn't know any of this,
  80. >but they are very happy and grateful when the door opens automatically for them
  81. >as they run desperately towards the ride.
  82.  
  83. >"Aww fwuffies, get inside!"
  84. >Fluffy ponies scramble over one another to climb into the car.
  85. >The car is getting very full.
  86. >The fluffy ponies on the bottom are stuggling and kicking.
  87. >"Nuuuu! Fwuffy no can bweave!"
  88. >There is no more room for fluffies in the car.
  89. >The remaining fluffies cry and sob as the door automatically closes,
  90. >and the car lifts into the air, safely away from the madness.
  91.  
  92. >But wait, what's this?
  93. >Another car has appeared in its place!
  94. >This one is empty! And the door is opening!
  95. >Grateful fluffy ponies pile inside.
  96. >After a couple of minutes, all the surviving members of Little Smarty's herd have stuffed themselves into the cars.
  97. >The ferris wheel is moving, having been left "on" when the operator, a fellow named Miguel, abandoned ship.
  98. >Left on "autopilot", of sorts.
  99. >It would normally stop and let the fluffies off when their cars reached the bottom again.
  100. >But fate has other ideas...
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