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- A Giant Dork: today did not pan out so well, but at least ivel and i tested a thing
- A Giant Dork: and now i will watch and maybe not finish godzilla vs megaguirus
- A Giant Dork: will i finish before 12:30?
- A Giant Dork: who fuckin knows
- A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/9a4d9d8a1e73ec11190dd9d9c0f67188
- A Giant Dork: "LETS TRAP GODZILLA IN A BLACK HOLE" "problem, fam" "what" "bug done fucked and laid eggs in there" "THEY FUCKIN WOT"
- A Giant Dork: also it seems like i have 48 hours to watch this after i've started
- A Giant Dork: so like
- A Giant Dork: wut?
- A Giant Dork: guess cuz its an older, not-so-popular movie
- A Giant Dork: "buy me", says all the jurassic park movies, posing like a ceratosaurus in fishnets
- A Giant Dork: and i'm like
- A Giant Dork: "no."
- A Giant Dork: wait a second
- A Giant Dork: that thing said "osaka"
- A Giant Dork: osaka is
- A Giant Dork: not tokyo'
- A Giant Dork: fam, are you drunk
- A Giant Dork: wow this godzilla looks so good
- A Giant Dork: also >english dub
- A Giant Dork: EEEECH
- A Giant Dork: (just kidding, i'm okay with this)
- A Giant Dork: re-khan-stuction
- A Giant Dork: the prononcuation is going to murder me somehow
- A Giant Dork: wait a second YOU DON"T FUCKIN CHANGE THE CAPITAL LIKE THAT
- A Giant Dork: that lady so fake mad
- A Giant Dork: SO IRRESPONSIBLE
- A Giant Dork: time to just cut nuclear power cold turkey
- A Giant Dork: "WATER" *pan to water* "WIND"
- A Giant Dork: *fire*
- A Giant Dork: ????
- A Giant Dork: "not all of these could replace... nuclear energy"
- A Giant Dork: you could just
- A Giant Dork: use... oh wait its 2004, nvm
- A Giant Dork: >plasma
- A Giant Dork: PURASMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- nobody's going to get this.
- A Giant Dork: is the girl the main char?
- A Giant Dork: make her the main char
- A Giant Dork: "IT MAY BE BIG BUT ITS STILL JUST A LIZARD"
- A Giant Dork: I"M SORRY TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIED FIGHTING A DINOSAUR, NEVERMIND GODZILLA
- A Giant Dork: t
- A Giant Dork: i'm not supposed to be laughing but
- A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/f1768e6a89edd2c9c2ca9d74d859f6ec
- A Giant Dork: MOST AUTHENTIC TRASH CANS
- A Giant Dork: OH
- A Giant Dork: SO TRUE TO LIFE
- A Giant Dork: DAT ACCURACY, UNF
- A Giant Dork: no really tho i'm giggling over this
- A Giant Dork: i'm not going to finish this movie tonight
- A Giant Dork: not if this keeps up
- A Giant Dork: i also won't finish if i keep being amazed at... how good godzilla looks
- A Giant Dork: i mean i know its 2004
- A Giant Dork: but the animation's a teenager that needs encouragement
- A Giant Dork: its good!
- A Giant Dork: that sheer look of fear
- A Giant Dork: the tension
- A Giant Dork: apprehension as she pulls the trigger
- A Giant Dork: and the shock when the rocket does absolutely nothing
- A Giant Dork: i came here for campy shit and all i can be is uselessly stunned by attention to detail and the acting
- A Giant Dork: went from "despair" to "absolutely outraged from grief" in a few moments
- A Giant Dork: god that was good
- A Giant Dork: sir
- A Giant Dork: those pants are now illegal
- A Giant Dork: what kind of fuckin food magic trick are you doing
- A Giant Dork: YES WE KNOW ITS CURRY ON RICE BUT
- A Giant Dork: HOW THE FUCM<
- A Giant Dork: DID HE DO THAT
- A Giant Dork: a food wizard.
- A Giant Dork: "the bowl is a microwave oven"
- A Giant Dork: ...did you have to ruin the moment
- A Giant Dork: did you have to break my heart so easily
- A Giant Dork: i wanted to believe...
- A Giant Dork: "AW ITS A TRICK"
- A Giant Dork: i'd be more amazed that the microbots actually did that shit for you like "HOLY SHIT TECHNOLOGY IS INCREDIBLE! IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE"
- A Giant Dork: we kidnapped this engineer
- A Giant Dork: for ~reasons~
- A Giant Dork: damn they got their shit straight
- A Giant Dork: oh no when will i get something to joke about
- A Giant Dork: i'm getting the full tour and i like it
- A Giant Dork: SHE'S IN CHARGE
- A Giant Dork: oof, thats some flashbacks
- A Giant Dork: >plasma weapon
- A Giant Dork: "MINI BLACK HOLE"
- A Giant Dork: thats not plasma we're playing with son
- A Giant Dork: that's
- A Giant Dork: a fuckin black hole
- A Giant Dork: I CAN"T BELIVE WIRE FRAME GODZILLER IS DEAD
- A Giant Dork: da faq
- A Giant Dork: was that
- A Giant Dork: *CICADAS*
- A Giant Dork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- A Giant Dork: ohgodno
- A Giant Dork: that kids show looks like the stuff of nightmares
- A Giant Dork: no wonder that kid peaced out
- A Giant Dork: "I COLLECTED SOME INSECTS-"
- A Giant Dork: ...m-must
- A Giant Dork: resist urge
- A Giant Dork: to make joke
- A Giant Dork: taking it back, they're not even alive.
- A Giant Dork: GUN
- A Giant Dork: also of course a kid sneaks into a military base
- A Giant Dork: because
- A Giant Dork: why not
- A Giant Dork: PROTECTION EVERYONE
- A Giant Dork: *everyone puts on shades like they're about to make a bad pun*
- A Giant Dork: "you'll go down in history"
- A Giant Dork: *CHRISTMAS SONG HELL INTENSIFIES*
- A Giant Dork: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- A Giant Dork: THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF RUINED I LIVE FOOOOOOR
- A Giant Dork: I CAN"T BELIEVE THAT WAREHOUSE IS FUCKING DEAD
- A Giant Dork: >space time distortion
- A Giant Dork: better call dia up
- A Giant Dork: i can't believe they didn't notice the kid til now
- A Giant Dork: gotta make sure he gets a FRONT ROW SEAT TO DEATH
- A Giant Dork: "he must have seen the firing... " "rightthanks."
- A Giant Dork: just
- A Giant Dork: so calm
- A Giant Dork: so bored
- A Giant Dork: my god
- A Giant Dork: "are you a part of that group" "ye" "but YOU"RE A WOMAN"
- A Giant Dork: ...
- A Giant Dork: aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- A Giant Dork: I HATE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
- A Giant Dork: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- A Giant Dork: love how she blatantly ignored that line of questioning
- A Giant Dork: not even going to dignify that with an answer
- A Giant Dork: wow its like earthbound!
- A Giant Dork: where i go outside and explode in my pjs!
- A Giant Dork: except i don't find a meteorite with my annoying neighbor who will be responsible of the loss of many lives
- A Giant Dork: i find a fucking dragonfly kaiju
- A Giant Dork: eGG
- A Giant Dork: "my egg now bitches"
- A Giant Dork: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
- A Giant Dork: YOUR EGG IS LEAKING FAM
- A Giant Dork: "NO GARBAGE COLLECTION TODAY BRING IT BACK TOMORROW"
- A Giant Dork: uuuuUUUUUUHM?
- A Giant Dork: no indicators of... that even being a place to dump garbo BUT
- A Giant Dork: i'll buy it?!?
- A Giant Dork: EEEWW SO GROSS
- A Giant Dork: i can't believe this is the part of the movie i wanna cry at
- A Giant Dork: uuUGLKGSJ
- A Giant Dork: GOODBYE WORLD>..
- A Giant Dork: "bodybuilding, huh? what a waste of time"
- A Giant Dork: won't be much of a waste of time after you catch THESE HANDS-
- A Giant Dork: "why need to exercise when you're gonna make godzilla disappear up his own butthole?"
- A Giant Dork: GLKSJGLKSJGHKLJSGL
- A Giant Dork: five million years after getting the idea to abuse mod powers just to do "incorrect quotes: ticker edition"
- A Giant Dork: "i'll come to your rescue-" "better build up your body first"
- A Giant Dork: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- A Giant Dork: i
- A Giant Dork: i hope that's not what sewers look like...
- A Giant Dork: uuuUUUH?
- A Giant Dork: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
- A Giant Dork: well i guess you could say that kaiju
- A Giant Dork: buggered off
- A Giant Dork: hohohoohohoho
- A Giant Dork: SHE SAID WAIT FOR HER THERE YOU NITWIT
- A Giant Dork: kladsgjldfjlgkj IGSDOJG GROSSS
- A Giant Dork: D-DONT MIND ME, JUST DOIN
- A Giant Dork: BUG THINGS
- A Giant Dork: gross and cool
- A Giant Dork: grool.
- A Giant Dork: cooss?
- A Giant Dork: look at all that info about this bug that i can't
- A Giant Dork: fuckin read
- A Giant Dork: wao we get to learn how the fuck we named this thing~!
- A Giant Dork: oh no...
- A Giant Dork: YOU LEAKED SMASH BEFORE SAKURAI COULD CONCEPTUALIZE THE WORLD OF LIGHT
- A Giant Dork: "pictured: cloud fuckin gettin PASTED"
- A Giant Dork: dunno why that's the first thing that comes to mind
- A Giant Dork: but no it a fookin boog
- A Giant Dork: TIME TO FLYYYY
- A Giant Dork: POLYGONS-
- A Giant Dork: UUUUUH?
- A Giant Dork: uh oooooh
- A Giant Dork: DUH NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
- A Giant Dork: somewhere, out there
- A Giant Dork: a bug is cackling with a bowser soundclip
- A Giant Dork: godzilla pissed
- A Giant Dork: sensed a new kaiju in town
- A Giant Dork: "FUCK OFF, MY CITY"
- A Giant Dork: this is a gal ready to kick ass
- A Giant Dork: WE MONSTER HUNTER NOW BOIS
- A Giant Dork: OF COURSE WE'D FUCKING CLIMB ON GODZILLA'S BACK
- A Giant Dork: obvious greenscreen going on here hoboi
- A Giant Dork: ...clever girl.
- A Giant Dork: AND AWAY IT GOES!
- A Giant Dork: *triumphant godzilla fuckin laserbeaming himself into the air song goes here*
- A Giant Dork: "hey this old bug? ye it old. we thought it exinct. also it swarms and is agressive"
- A Giant Dork: now imagine fifty of them, all huge and attacking everything!
- A Giant Dork: OOPS
- A Giant Dork: HUMANITY DONE FUCKED AGAIN
- A Giant Dork: h
- A Giant Dork: HOW DOES THE WATER RISE THAT MUCH IN MATTER OF
- A Giant Dork: WUT
- A Giant Dork: you are
- A Giant Dork: testing the waters of my suspension of disbelief
- A Giant Dork: ITS A PLANE
- A Giant Dork: NEROOOM
- A Giant Dork: flatter me with your geeky planes and infrared
- A Giant Dork: *wonk*
- A Giant Dork: oh man these props
- A Giant Dork: tiny car
- A Giant Dork: tiny bike!
- A Giant Dork: tiny everything!
- A Giant Dork: TRASH CANS WERE JUST THE BEGINNING
- A Giant Dork: oh no
- A Giant Dork: SO MANY EGGS
- A Giant Dork: holy shit she's hot
- A Giant Dork: CUBS FAN LOCATED
- A Giant Dork: nnEEEEEEEEEERD ALSO NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE
- A Giant Dork: HELLOOO NURSE?
- A Giant Dork: bait begins
- A Giant Dork: "man i haven't seen the atomic fire lately, wonder whasLJASDGLKJSGODI J OOPS GUESS THEY'RE DEAD"
- A Giant Dork: to any people with a phobia of bugs
- A Giant Dork: i don't have a phobia but that scene right there made my skin crawl
- A Giant Dork: instantly reminds me of an ant swarm that hung out around the front door, inside my house.
- A Giant Dork: this ain't the movie for you, folks
- A Giant Dork: now brb laying down and crying for 2 hours
- A Giant Dork: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- A Giant Dork: "FORGET ABOUT THOSE DRAGONFLIES"
- A Giant Dork: that 48 minutes remaining in the movie will not forget about those dragonflies, lemme tell ya
- A Giant Dork: godzilla's like "what the fuck"
- A Giant Dork: LEGIT TERRIFYING
- A Giant Dork: THIS IS NOT CAMP AT ALL
- A Giant Dork: SET BUGS ON FIRE
- A Giant Dork: PURGE
- A Giant Dork: if only things were so simple.
- A Giant Dork: GODZILLA 2 FAT FOR BLACK HOLES
- A Giant Dork: how do you play yourself at chess bro-
- A Giant Dork: that
- A Giant Dork: isn't speepy godzilla is it
- A Giant Dork: no way
- A Giant Dork: no...
- A Giant Dork: its worse than that.
- A Giant Dork: MAGNETOBUUUUG
- A Giant Dork: BIGGER
- A Giant Dork: ANGRIER
- A Giant Dork: FLYING BATTRA
- A Giant Dork: no its just this fuckwad
- A Giant Dork: AAH MY EARS
- A Giant Dork: JESUS
- A Giant Dork: SOUND WAVES ARE FUCK
- A Giant Dork: oh god the fucker was an invincibug
- A Giant Dork: i can believe it
- A Giant Dork: who'd want to fucking go near it?
- A Giant Dork: ...aside from bug dorks
- A Giant Dork: i am decidedly not in the bug fandom, soz
- A Giant Dork: man godzilla is fucking addicted to tokyo
- A Giant Dork: here come the cheesey effects!
- A Giant Dork: HERE WE GO BOIS
- A Giant Dork: I'M TIRED AS FUCK BUT HERE WE GO
- A Giant Dork: awkwardslomo
- A Giant Dork: BUG TOPPLED GODZILLA
- A Giant Dork: HOLY DICKS
- A Giant Dork: DUNKED
- A Giant Dork: FERRIS-WHEEL DID NOTHING WRONG
- A Giant Dork: can't believe godzilla's got no IVs in speed
- A Giant Dork: casual reminder to backup everything onto a usb-
- A Giant Dork: oh, no usbs in 2001?
- A Giant Dork: well fuck
- A Giant Dork: aaaAAA GROSS MOSQUITO NOISES
- A Giant Dork: fuck THAT building iGUESS
- A Giant Dork: SURPRISE BITCH
- A Giant Dork: godzilla so fuckin salty right now
- A Giant Dork: using the speed against it?
- A Giant Dork: hoooOOOO
- A Giant Dork: get fucked, shedinja
- A Giant Dork: DUUUUNK
- A Giant Dork: C'MON AND SLAM
- A Giant Dork: GODZILLA USED BODY SLAM
- A Giant Dork: this part is so cheesy
- A Giant Dork: also he has good tastes-
- A Giant Dork: blepping intensifies
- A Giant Dork: HADOUUUKEN!
- A Giant Dork: oh shit that toppled godzy
- A Giant Dork: OOH NO
- A Giant Dork: OOOF
- A Giant Dork: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
- A Giant Dork: i'm sorry, mixed up shedinja with ninjask
- A Giant Dork: either way, godzilla is acting like me after i fucking land a hit against a double teaming ninjask who can't fucking stop gaining speed, piece of shit-
- A Giant Dork: RIP bandai
- A Giant Dork: suspicious...
- A Giant Dork: Godzilla vs. Satelitte
- A Giant Dork: the true final boss of this movie
- A Giant Dork: >greed and politics involved in why godzilla is back again
- A Giant Dork: "plasma will bring great wealth to our country..." "and also guaruntee you a high position."
- A Giant Dork: *traumatic flashbacks to JP*
- A Giant Dork: WELL
- A Giant Dork: AT LEAST IN JP THE CASUALTIES ARE MINIMIZED
- A Giant Dork: NOW EVERYBODY FUCKIN DIES BECAUSE OF YOUR SHIT FAM
- A Giant Dork: may godzilla eat you in the not-so-distant future
- A Giant Dork: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT PUNCH
- A Giant Dork: UUUUUGGH
- A Giant Dork: YESSSS
- A Giant Dork: sock him again i beg you
- A Giant Dork: ....pl-please dont' actually kill the main char
- A Giant Dork: DOINK
- A Giant Dork: godzilla, the fool
- A Giant Dork: firing a fucking laser at a black hole
- A Giant Dork: YEYAOIGFJUSGIJ
- A Giant Dork: also "whyy ouwannatalktomesobad? gottacrushonmeorsomthing?"
- A Giant Dork: his face says it all
- A Giant Dork: ye.
- A Giant Dork: OKAY
- A Giant Dork: i fucking stayed awake and its not even 12:30
- A Giant Dork: mission accomplished!
- A Giant Dork: not as campy as i thought it'd be
- A Giant Dork: i really like how they handled the romance subplot, very subtle, and didn't make it all about it
- A Giant Dork: the main lead is a fucking badass and she's not like, overly sexualized or anything like
- A Giant Dork: holy shit they really handled her very, VERY well, which is
- A Giant Dork: kind of rare in movies
- A Giant Dork: more uncommon but still
- A Giant Dork: also you are a bloody liar if you don't think the best moment in the movie, right up there with the kaiju slapfights, is her fucking decking that fucker
- A Giant Dork: speaking of kaiju, while the effects were kinda cheesy "hi mom i know how to CGI!" stuff, it didn't really destract from things aside from a few specific moments
- A Giant Dork: bug very dangerous
- A Giant Dork: also bugs are legitimately terrifying, unlike "Friendly Neighborhood Mothra"
- A Giant Dork: 8/10, good shit, would absolutely watch it again
- A Giant Dork: NEXT TIME: Ghidorah gets his Just Desserts
- A Giant Dork: and probably back to male leads
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