PINARY 028

[01:53] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[01:53] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[01:53] [#DTG] Rules & FAQ: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
[01:53] CTG made PP an OP.
[01:53] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[01:53] CPP: [...]
[01:53] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[01:53] CTG: oh my fucking god
[01:53] CTG: for once i can join in on this bs
[01:54] CTG: hmm
[01:54] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[01:54] CAC: Link to the thing pls
[01:54] CPP: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
[01:55] CAC: What happened with the chess game yesterday
[01:55] CTG: /msg answer Do you know who I am?
[01:55] CPP: [/msg answer (Do you know who I am?)]
[01:55] CPP: [Yes.]
[01:55] CTG: /msg answer Who am I? Do you know why I am here?
[01:56] CPP: [/msg answer (Who am I? Do you know why I am here?)]
[01:56] CAC: /list government agents
[01:56] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[01:56] CAA: /username userzer0
[01:56] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[01:56] ?GG: so erelye sold my soul
[01:57] ?GG: i got it back by forfeit
[01:57] CPP: [You are the brother of TwinBuilder who is talking on this memo under the guise of Split, a fictional character in a role-playing/play-by-post tumor of a game. You're here because, and I quote, "for once [you] can join in on this bs".]
[01:57] ?GG: and bill ripped me off
[01:57] CPP: [/list government agents]
[01:57] CPP: ERROR
[01:57] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[01:57] CPP: [/username userzer0]
[01:57] CPP: ERROR
[01:57] CPP: UNKNOWN CREDENTIALS
[01:58] CAA: /list sex toys
[01:58] CTG: /call Build
[01:58] CAC: So have we won a chess game yet
[01:58] CPP: [/list sex toys]
[01:59] CPP: ERROR
[01:59] CPP: ADVANCED SUPERIOR CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[01:59] CPP: ((that's the first time you've seen that error message)
[01:59] CPP: [/call Build]
[01:59] CPP: [Calling...]
[02:01] CPP: Another year, another Christmas. ...The first one I've spent since the war ended. ... I should really stop referring to things as happening "after" or "before" the war. It just makes me dwell on it more?? I guess. You know, sometimes I'm really happy I can have these conversations with myself because I know no one could possibly be listening in on them.
[02:01] CPP: It's in times like these, in private, where I feel like I can spill all my secrets to the open air without a care in the world.
[02:01] CPP: Like how, for instance, the reason I've always been so depressed since the war and wanting to "go home" is bec a90p74$!@#!$
[02:01] CPP: [Call terminated.]
[02:02] CAC: /list universes
[02:02] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[02:02] CAU: Oh snop, back in time for Pinary.
[02:02] CAA: /list HYGIENE PRODUCTS
[02:03] CPP: [/list universes]
[02:04] CPP: [UNIVERSE Z, UNIVERSE A, UNIVERSE A™, UNIVERSE B, UNIVERSE B™, UNIVERSE C, UNIVERSE D, UNIVERSE TF2, UNIVERSE 46'\, UNIVERSE L, UNIVERSE 64, UNIVERSE 256, THE VOID]
[02:05] CPP: [ALL FURTHER RESULTS REQUIRE ADVANCED CREDENTIALS TO BROWSE.]
[02:05] CAA: /
[02:06] CAA: wait crap
[02:06] CTG: kek
[02:06] CAA: /list universes universe A™ info !
[02:06] CAC: /see THE DAWN OF TIME
[02:06] CPP: [/list universes universeA™ info]
[02:08] CPP: [UNIVERSE A™: An alternate version of UNIVERSE A [HOMESTUCK], known as [HIVEBENT™]. Consists of the adventures of a troll named ASTRIA [TWISTED HORN] and her "friends" as they play a session of THE GAME. They failed THE GAME and ASTRIA went on to discover UNIVERSE C [MINECRAFTIA], participating in THE SECOND GODMODDING WAR. Status: NOW DESTROYED.]
[02:09] CAA: /list universes universe L info
[02:09] CPP: [/list universe universeL info]
[02:12] CPP: [UNIVERSE L: A pocket universe in THE VOID [THE VOID], known as [LIMBO]. An intermediary afterlife where anyone who has performed a great enough crime in their life goes after death. Ruled over by THE COUNCIL OF NINE, descendants of THE FEW, who cast judgement on anyone who enters. Shaped by the memories of its inhabitants and is perpetually monochrome. Those who stay too long lose their memories and any indication of their past life. The DESCENDANTS of THE SECOND GODMODDING WAR travelled there after being killed by UNIVERSE A [HOMESTUCK]'s incarnation of DOC SCRATCH. Currently, the RED DRAGON resides in the dimension, and the GODMODDERS who stayed there for quite some time were released, in addition to FLUMPTY BUMPTY. Status: STILL ALIVE.]
[02:12] CAA: /list list sex toys info
[02:12] CAC: /list universes universe B info
[02:13] CPP: [/list universes universeB info]
[02:15] CPP: [UNIVERSE B: The second universe of THE TRIFECTA, known as [EARTH PRIME]. The most stable incarnation of EARTH in reality and regarded as the one closest to ██████████. Known deviations from ██████████ include APERTURE SCIENCE, UNIVERSE C [MINECRAFTIA]'s known link, the PROJECT BINARY A.I., GODMODDERS, the DESCENDANTS, and BUILD. Status: DESTROYED BUT RECOVERED.]
[02:15] CAA: /list list sex toys info
[02:16] CAC: Destroyed B?
[02:16] CAC: /see THE DAWN OF TIME
[02:16] CTG: no idea
[02:17] CTG: also i don't think you can see the dawn of time
[02:17] CAC: Hmm.
[02:17] CPP: [/see THE DAWN OF TIME]
[02:17] CPP: ERROR
[02:17] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[02:17] CAC: /see THE SHRINE OF 2B2T
[02:18] CAA: does my command just not, register
[02:18] CPP: [/see THE SHRINE OF 2B2T]
[02:18] CAC: Does Split not have his own Steam
[02:18] CAA: game sharing i guess
[02:19] CPP: [THE SHRINE OF 2B2T: Still exists on BUILD's copy of GODCRAFT. A large and semi-active volcano made of stone, obsidian, ores, dirt, and various other blccks. Cobbled together by the players of GODCRAFT as a monument. Currently inactive. No one is near the area.]
[02:19] CAA: /list secrets
[02:19] CAC: /see NEW YORK CITY
[02:20] CPP: [/list secrets]
[02:20] CPP: ERROR
[02:20] CPP: INVALID LIST
[02:20] CPP: [/see NEW YORK CITY]
[02:21] CPP: [NEW YORK CITY: The concrete jungle that dreams are made of. Its skyline still stands tall, though the EMPIRE STATE BULDING shines in red and green whites because 'TIS THE SEASON AND ALL THAT. Traffic is bustling below.]
[02:22] CAC: /list cheatcodes
[02:22] CPP: [/list cheatcodes]
[02:22] CPP: ERROR
[02:22] CPP: INVALID LIST
[02:22] CAC: /see hell
[02:22] CPP: ((when I said "Destroyed b", it should have said "DESTROYED BUT RECOVERED"))
[02:23] CAU: /list lists
[02:23] CAC: /Off for nourishment.
[02:23] CAC: We already did that
[02:23] CPP: [/see HELL]
[02:24] CPP: [HELL: Nothing but an empty void. The laughs and rages of the RED DRAGON's power still echo across its infinite abyss.]
[02:24] CAA: /see advanced credentials
[02:25] CPP: [/see advanced credentials]
[02:25] CPP: ERROR
[02:25] CPP: 404
[02:27] CAC: /see NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL
[02:27] CAA ceased responding to memo.
[02:28] CPP: [/see NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL]
[02:28] CPP: [NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL: Later there was a cave-in.]
[02:29] CTG: oh my god
[02:33] CPP: [...]
[02:33] CAU: hold on let me uh
[02:33] CAU: ah cripes, sorry gotta AFK again