Reasons why I love noodles:
1.	I feel like a jap
2.	They taste good
3.	It’s fun preparing them
4.	There’s a variety of flavours
5.	When I spill hot noodles or put them on my seat. I get all warm
6.	They turn my pee a funny colour
7.	 They’re really healthy (they’re not)
8.	I like the tastes of the flavourings
9.	Uhhhh, they’re real nice in winter
10.	They look nice
11.	I like curling them around my fork
12.	When I eat em on the toilet and I don’t want the excess juices I just pour them down the toilet
13.	My mum thought I pissed myself, but it was just noodle juice
14.	I also like pasta but I especially like the ones where there’s meat in the centre
15.	My favourite noodle flavour is chicken
16.	Oh, I like drinkin the juices most of the time
17.	I like the way of eating them like you can like raise your fork high and let them dangle into your mouth or you can curl em around your fork and then eat em. For me I eat it depending on the type of noodles
18.	If you do a drug test all the noodle blood covers the drug blood
19.	I FUCKING LOVE NOODLES
20.	We’re running out doh there’s one left but its hot and spicy
21.	My cats like lickin em
22.	I like the texture of em
23.	I also sometimes like uncooked noodles, you know, like the crunchy ones
24.	They increase anime plot quality by 35%
25.	I like listening to music while eating em or watching anime characters eat noodles as I eat em
26.	Ohhhhhh The cup noodles are so easy to make and they’re so cute with their cup size
27.	I have an emergency stash under my bed
28.	Did you know on average an Australian person eats 1 kg of noodles each year. I must eat like 7 kg each year