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- Across Sanshuu Miracle Quiz - 1
- [Hero Club room]
- Son: Fwaah~, it sure is boring today~.
- Sumi: That it is. We don't have any requests.
- Nat: Then I'll make a quiz.
- Gin: A quiz? Why so suddenly?
- Nat: I was remembering the quiz competition during Fuu and Mebuki's birthdays.
- Gin: That was so much fun!
- Nat: Next time, if there is one, I would like to make the questions.
- Son: Me too~! I've also been thinking coming up with questions sounds like fun~.
- Sum: In that case, should the Hero Club organize a riddle solving tournament?
- Gin: Sounds good! I support the idea~!!
- Tam: Tama too is in super-super-super favor! While we're at it, let's make it flashy like Miracle Quiz!
- Uta: Wow! Miracle Quiz! How nostalgic.
- Sek: What was that phrase again... Oh right! Do you wanna go to Chuo ward~!!?
- Chi/Wak/Tak/Tam: Ooooooh!!
- Tak: Waah! I said it spontaneously!
- Chi: I felt compelled to do it for a second.
- Wak: That much was unavoidable.
- Hin: When someone says "Do you wanna go to Chuo ward!?", you just have to say "Ooh!".
- Gin/Sum/Son: Blank...
- Fuu: Uum... Guys, what're you getting fired up over?
- Nat: You don't know about All Across Japan, Miracle Quiz?
- Chi: Of course not, it ended already during our era.
- Wak: You're right.
- Hin: To explain it to those who do not know of it, it was a widely popular quiz program, which aired during the Christian era.
- Mit: The premise was to travel all across the Japanese archipelago while answering questions...
- Kar: So a travel show mixed with a quiz show?
- Tam: It's not that simple! Miracle Quiz is a massive dream!!
- Wak: Win and attain heaven, lose and fall to hell! A once in a lifetime challenge brimming with dreams!
- Anz/Chi/Nat/Sek: Yes, yes!!
- SON/Yuu/Tou/Its: Uum...?
- Wak: What an incredible enthusiasm rift... So this is what you call an intergenerational gap.
- Sek: Maybe explaining such grand fun in words isn't quite possible.
- Nat: Should we try, then? What do you think?
- Uta: Try? A Miracle Quiz?
- Nat: Yes. Let's hold a quiz while traveling across Sanshuu.
- Tam: Ooh!! That's a good one!!
- Kir: I don't really get it, but if the Christian Era folks think it's that funny, count me in.
- Fuu: All right, let's give it a shot! "Across Sanshuu Miracle Quiz!! - 1st edition"
- [A few days later]
- Aka: Good morning! Huh? Why is there this huge bus here?
- Kir: They said quiz competition, but are we actually goin' on a trip?
- Ren: No. Take a close look. Notice the plate at front.
- Meb: "Across Sanshuu Miracle Quiz!! - 1st edition" ...Did you prepare this bus for today?
- Nat: Yes. The thrill of a Miracle Quiz is to travel to the goal in a vehicle.
- Fuu: I asked Taisha like you said, but does it look good to you?
- Wak: Yes, excellent.
- Hin: Since we are all here, allow me to go through the competition's rules one more time.
- Tam: Leave it ta ma! Ahem! "All Across Sanshuu Miracle Quiz" consists of...
- Tam: Riding this bus that'll take us to the goal, while competing in "intelligence, guts, and sometimes luck"!
- Sek: Win and attain heaven, lose and fall to hell! And what awaits the winner is!!
- Son: From our sponsor, the Nogi family, an all-you-can-eat free udon coupon~!
- Fuu: S-Say that again!!
- Kar: How to get me motivated in one sentence.
- Meb: Yes, but I won't lose against you.
- Hin: I will explain the finer details of the rules as we go along, for now, please board the bus.
- Everyone: Yees!
- Aya: Everyone going on a bus is exciting.
- Suz: You said it. It's like a trip, I can't wait.
- Yuu: Tougou-saan! Let's exchanges our snacks!
- Tou: Surely, I have filled my bottle with delicious tea.
- Sek: This is a bit too peaceful, it doesn't feel like Miracle Quiz at all...
- Tam: Anyway, let's get this going!!
- Son: Natsume-senpai, please take care of the rallying cry~!
- Nat: If you would allow me. Ahem.
- Nat: Do you wanna go to Chuo ward!!?
- Everyone: Oooooooh!!
- [Inside the bus]
- Son: Without further ado, let us begin the quiz~!
- Nat: First is a written quiz created by Sonoko-chan and myself. Does everyone have their paper?
- Wak/Tak/Tam/Chi: Yees!
- Kar: Huh? The Christian era is participating too?
- Wak: You can't become the first quiz master if you're the one making the questions.
- Nat: You have 15 minutes to answer. Now, begin!
- Suz: Woah, questions everywhere!
- Shi: I'll get carsick...
- Fuy: Mh...? Why is everyone looking in this direction...
- Yuz: Probably because of the first question.
- Fuy: Let's see... Question 1 "The tallest member of the Hero Club is Yuzuki, but who is the shortest?"
- Fuy: Mrgh, this is the peak of rudeness! I'll let you know, I'm 150cm.
- Son: Hey~! No giving hints during the answering period~!
- Yuz: You can't exclude the possibility that this hint was a lie, though.
- Yos: Next question... "Who is the Hero Club vice-president?" Vice-president... you said...?
- Aki: Hey, Fuu-chan, do we have a vice-president, again?
- Son: Hey~! Asking others for answers is cheating and will get you disqualified~!
- Its: This seems like a problem for the entire Hero Club...
- Anz: There are so many trick questions, it may be harder than I thought...
- Nat: This is the end of the allowed time. I will now collect your answers.
- Son: And we've just arrived at our first checkpoint~!
- Suz: Huh~? Isn't that the udon restaurant everyone is talking about!?
- Son: And that's not all, we reserved the entire place for the day~!
- Tou: Haa... The nice smell of dashi is spreading to the inside of the bus.
- Yuu: Tougou-san, let's go down!
- Nat: Not so fast. We aren't on a trip, this is Miracle Quiz.
- Chi: Wait, do you mean...
- Son: Those who scored too low on the quiz don't get to leave the bus~!
- Everyone: Eeeeeh!!
- Aka: I thought it was just a game, so I answered whatever.
- Kir: Same here! I came up with gags like those comedy quiz shows!
- Fuu: Say, Natsume, we're already here, let's just all eat.
- Nat: Sorry, but that will not do. This cruelty is the thrill of Miracle Quiz.
- Son: By the way Fuu-senpai, unfortunately, you will have to stay here~.
- Fuu: Shock!!
- Kar: Cheer up, since I got all the questions right, I'll make sure to eat your share.
- Kir: Kuuh, this competition doesn't joke around.
- Wak: Win and attain heaven, lose and fall to hell. Yes, this is what a Miracle Quiz means!
- [Udon restaurant]
- SON: Uu~m. I can't get enough of this dashi smell~.
- Sek: I'm starving. I wanna eat soon.
- Nat: You will have to earn this right by answering a question first.
- Mit: Eh, are you saying...
- Son: Next, we have a speed quiz! You will get to order in the order you answered the question correctly, so try your best~!
- Wak/Yos/Ren/Hin: Eeeeeh!! / Haa?
- Nat: By the way, answer incorrectly, and you lose your right to answer, be careful not to get disqualified.
- Meb: That is a rather harsh rule.
- Nat: Now, for the first question. This is a Nogi Wakaba-themed one.
- Hin: Oh my, it would seem fate is on my side.
- Wak: I accept the challenge!
- Nat: Nogi Wakaba's favorite food...
- Son: Oh, Hinata-senpai, that was quick! Are you sure you don't want to wait until the end of the question~?
- Hin: Yes! The answer is udon and honetsukidori♪ Right?
- Nat: Nogi Wakaba's favorite food is udon and honetsukidori... but what is the first food she ever called "delicious"?
- Hin: No way...
- Wak: The first I called delicious...? It's not udon and honetsukidori?
- Hin: It isn't! It's your favorite baby food, you ate when you were a baby...!
- Hin: I knew it was odd for Natsume-san to ask me this question yesterday, but I didn't suspect it was for the quiz...
- Wak: Kuh... It's a question about myself, but I have no idea.
- Sek: Wait a second, how is anyone other than Hinata supposed to know the answer to this question?
- Hin: And yet I lost the right to answer... Uuh...
- Nat: Won't anyone press the button? Are you sure?
- Kar: We're disqualified if we get it wrong, no? We can't just answer carelessly!
- Nat: This harshness is once again the thrill of Miracle Quiz.
- Son: Let's pull ourselves together, the next question is coming~! Mino-san's favorite gelato is...
- Tou: Shoyumame gelato... right?
- Tou: Yes, but if she says "but" right after like earlier, it possibly isn't the question...
- Tou: You're right. Let us calmly hear the question, and press the button as fast as possible...!
- Son: Mino-san's favorite gelato is shoyumame gelato, but... her specialt-...
- Sum/Tou: Specialty!
- Nat: Ooh, Sumi was the first to press the button...
- Son: But! That's too bad, the vertexes were faster~!
- Sum/Tou: Kuh...
- Kar: Wait, now's not the time to be disappointed!!
- Tou: You're right, if the vertexes answer incorrectly, we will get the right to answer!
- Sum: I see! To the jukai, hear out their answer!!
- [Jukai]
- Tou: Vertexes! If you have an answer, come forward and say it!
- Sum: What is Gin's specialty?
- Gin: Eh!? What? What's going on?
- Suz: You're saying while we were locked inside that bus, the vertexes were participating in the quiz!?
- Uta: Wow! What a miracle development!
- Wak: No, that's not the case, this and that...
- Yum: My! So succeeding in the preliminary test does not guarantee one is able to eat udon, after all.
- Shi: It's harsher than I thought...
- Aka: If you're going inside the restaurant and not even eat, failing the test may have been lucky.
- Gin: That way, you can just think of it as a bus trip. Not that I didn't want the udon...
- Tam: Tama wanted the udon and win!!
- Son: Good news for those who failed the preliminary quiz~!
- Nat: Will be awarded to those who do exceptionally well in this battle, the right to get back into the game!
- Kar: What is that about!? It's got nothing to do with quizzes!
- Son: Karin-senpai, did you forget~? What is the motto of Miracle Quiz?
- Uta/Tak/Tam: Intelligence, guts, and sometimes luck!!
- Nat: Exactly, and you will now be competing in guts!
- Fuu: I see, now I'm getting motivated!
- Gin: I'm earning my right back into the game! Yaaaaah!
- Tam: Tama too! Woooooohh!!
- [Beach]
- Anz: It went much quicker than usual today.
- Sek: Because everyone who lost at first did their best to win their way back.
- Gin: Natsume-san! Who won? I worked so hard, didn't I?
- Aka: So did I.
- Tam: No! Tama was the best!!
- Nat: I will now announce the results. Those who will overwrite their defeat and return to the game are...
- Uta/Tam/Fuu/Gin: Gulp...
- Nat: Everyone here.
- Son: Because you worked so hard together, you all get a life back~!!
- Aka: Eeh!! That means...
- Ren: Hmph, the preliminary quiz was utterly meaningless.
- Nat: By the way, we've returned at the goal the bus was supposed to take us to in the end.
- Son: Natsume-senpai, I just got news from Hinata-senpai, they're heading this way with the bus~.
- Nat: I see. Then we should do it here.
- Son: Looks like it~!
- Nat: In any case, once the Mikos arrive, we will be conducting the final game to decide the winner!!
- Everyone: Eeeeeeh!?
- Fuy: How much can you make stuff up on the spot...
- Nat: You never know what might happen, this is the thrill of Miracle Quiz.
- [Beach]
- Aya: Everyone, sorry for making you wait!
- Nat: Good, everyone is here. Let's start right away.
- Hin: Yes! But if everyone is competing, are we not missing buttons?
- Son: Fu fu fu, while we were waiting for you, I came up with a good idea, so don't you worry! This idea being~!!
- Nat/Son: An analog yelling quiz!!
- Son: Once you have the answer to the question, instead of pushing a button, please yell your feelings for the one you love~.
- Nat: Sonoko-chan and I will be judging from far away, the first voice to reach us will earn the right to answer the question.
- Kar: W-Why do we have to do something so embarrassing!?
- Meb: A-As she said. What's wrong with yelling normally?
- Tam: Ooh! Quitting already!!? Tama's win is in sight!
- Gin: Not if I have something to say about it! Because I'm no beginner to yelling my love.
- Its: There will surely be a clear gap between those who have an advantage and a disadvantage in this game...
- Sek: This game favors those who can yell loudly and scream their love without hesitation...
- Hin: Fufu... Even at an overwhelming advantage, I will still need to have the correct answer...
- Anz: Still not over the udon restaurant incident. Ah, they started reading the question!
- Son: Here is the question~! What is the Hero Club's clubroom's official name?
- Nat: Once you know the answer, yell out your love!
- Wak: Hiinataaaaaa!!!!
- Tam: Anzuuuuuu!!
- Gin: Sonokooooo!! Sumiiii!! Tougou-saaaan!! Sonoko-saaaan!!!
- Son: I can't hear you~! You gotta put much more heart into it~!
- Gin: No, you definitely heard that!
- Aka: Time for me to get serious! Renchiiiiiiiii!!!!
- Tak: Me too! Gun-chaaaaaaan!!!!
- Gun: Ta-Takashima-san...!! Takashima-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
- Fuu: Mrgh, I won't lose!
- Fuu: Itsukiiiiii!! And... uuh... Natsu... Cough cough cough!!
- Nat: Fuu!! Are you okay!?
- Son: Byooo~~!! I heard that loud and clear~!!
- Kar: Eh! We all yelled. So who is it!?
- Son: And the one who gets to answer is~! Natsume-senpai~!!
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- Nat: M-Me...?
- Son: Yes! The first voice of love I heard loud and clear was yours~!
- Suz: Of course you did! She's right next to you!
- Wak: Also, Natsume-san isn't a contestant, someone who knows the answer shouldn't be able to answer.
- Son: About that~, I thought of this question myself, Natsume-senpai doesn't know the answer~!
- Nat: She's right. The answer is home ec. prep room... was that correct?
- Son: Correct~!! And the first Hero Club quiz master is Natsume-senpai~!!
- Uta: Wow! A real miraculous and unexpected amazing development!!
- Son: And the price for the winner is here, a ticket for all-you-can-eat udon at the restaurant from earlier!
- Nat: Thank you, but I have a suggestion... Could I use this ticket to give everyone one bowl each?
- Tam: Natsume!! Are you serious!?
- Nat: Yes. Because I had so much fun thanks to you all today.
- Gin: Hooray!! I'm so happy Natsume-san won!!
- Tou: Indeed, someone so generous is fit to be the winner, how wonderful.
- Nat: Now, let's get back to the bus, the number of toppings will be decided via the results of the quiz we will do on our way.
- Kir: There's still more~!!?
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