Dry Bowser's Blasted Day

Dry Bowser was rushing through the Grumble Volcano as it was erupting, with Petey Piranha flying right behind him as they watched the volcanic race course break apart, the two standing right by a blue cannon as it was getting ready to slowly sink into the molten magma below.

"Damn... Petey, I told you not to do that body slam from high in the sky!" Dry Bowser stated angrily as he recalled Petey performing a grand slam onto the hardened ground by one of the volcanoes earlier.

Petey mumbled as his way of apologizing, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes in annoyance as he stuffed Petey into the cannon, blasting out just as the cannon began sinking into the lava and melting.

Dry Bowser: (grumbling in annoyance) This is not how I wanted my day to end up...

With several of his bones separating from the gravity, Dry Bowser eventually ended up as just his skull, with him landing on the sandy Cheep Cheep Beach, while Petey crashed into the lighthouse overlooking the tropical jungle, causing it to collapse. Dry Bowser saw his segregated bones fall into the ocean, waiting for the waves to come splashing in as he slowly placed himself back together, heading towards the ruins that used to be the lighthouse as he placed his skeletal hands on his bony hips, the reptilian skeleton shaking his head at Petey, who was buried underneath the rubble and moaning loudly.