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7thFullMoon

wheezy quotes

Apr 3rd, 2014
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  1. Wheezy Quotes
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  3. "I'm sorry, that was irresponsible of me to ignore the problem and just prescribe drugs. What am I? A psychiatrist?"
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  5. "You know, sometimes I like to think of my eyebrows as little upside beards for my eyes, that I can move around. And sometimes I forget that my eyes aren't my mouth, and I poke them with food. I still eat that food."
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  7. "As long as you remain curious about the world, you should be alright. When I'm feeling uncreative, what helps is I just ask questions about the things around me. Take this bag of pretzels for instance - where was it made? Solon, Ohio. Huh. Solon... that rhymes with colon - and that has poop in it! Haha! See? We got to talk about poop... Was that the point I was making? Nope."
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